- Oh yeah, we gonna have
the Wild 'N Out girls bring out some chairs,
some water, some buckets, and myself, and Ms. Juicy
Baby gonna have a seat. We gonna fill our mouths up with water, and each team is gonna get the opportunity to make us laugh so hard
we spit out the water. The team that makes you
spit the most wins the game. D-Wrek, you ready? - Red squad, Wild Out. (audience applauds) - I am Nicholas Cannon thoughts. Hell to the (beep). (laughs) (audience laughs) You saw how she scoot back in that chair? (audience laughs) (ding) Hold on, Nick, she was on the end, but when she scoot back, her feet rose. (audience laughs)
(ding) - [D-Wrek] He's stupid. (audience applauds) - Ms. Juicy, you are
holding it down, baby. Now Nick, Ms. Juicy is exactly what I see when I look in the mirror. I mean, a strong, thick-- - Didn't we already go over this? If your booty growing,
it's growing on the inside. (audience laughs)
(ding) That booty going that way. That booty going that way. - You still got water in your mouth? Prove it. Say ah. (Nick vocalizes) (Ms. Juicy humming) - Oh, I thought you was about
to fall out that damn seat. (audience laughs)
(ding) (audience applauds) - Juicy, what's happening? Nick told me you was coming and I ain't wanna leave
you empty handed here, 'cause I know you the real one. You like me, you a realist,
you know what I'm saying? You ain't bougie. I already know who you is, and my niece outgrew it, but I know you would
rock the hell out of this if you put it on, I know. (audience laughs) I know you would rock
the hell out of this. (audience applauds) - Boy, you can tell Nick
don't have no friends, look at how he dress. Looking like some (beep) you'll see at Floyd Mayweather's house. (audience laughs) Hey Nick, what would you say if your girl caught you with Ms. Juicy? You cheating on me? A little bit. (audience laughs)
(ding) (dinging)
(air horn) (audience applauds) - Eva, you ready? Old school taking it back. - Black squad, Wild Out. (audience applauds) - You know Nick, every
time the show start off, all you do is go, give
it up for the red squad. So you feel like your squad is real. Like, they are real, right? All right, let's do this. Keep the water in your mouth if you think Chico Bean is real. That's a real brother. Keep the water in your mouth if you think my homie Eman is real. He real, he real. Keep the water in your mouth
if you think Mimi is real. All right, what about her butt? (audience laughs) (ding) (audience applauds) - Listen, when I first heard G Herbo, I was like, who is this
six foot six, 300 pound, Chicago dude rapping like this? And then I finally saw him, I was like, oh, he tricked me, this (beep) build like a Swisher
Sweet, like how the hell? (audience laughs)
(ding) I'm serious, G Herbo, where
did you get our voice from? You 23 but your voice 60. You had to get your voice
from a voice outlet. Lou Rawls had that voice before you. ♪ You'll never find ♪ (audience laughs)
(ding) - Chico, you look like
when the rubber break. (audience laughs) - All right, Karlous. Come around the front, Karlous. Come around the front, Karlous, let the people see your outfit. You dressed like a Jamaican father. Get your ass out here. (audience laughs)
(ding) - You built like a single softball coach. (audience laughs)
(ding) (audience applauds) - Man, this is crazy, Nick. Whoa, yeah, yo. Not funny, huh? Okay, so what you not gonna do-- (audience laughs) Is sit up here and act like
you got a platinum record. What you not gonna do is
keep letting that (beep). (audience applauds)
(ding) (audience applauds) - You're doing great, by the way. I love you. I hope you guys win this game. I have a joke, original. What is a liar's favorite cereal to eat? Cap'n Crunch. Cap'n Crunch. Cap'n, stop all that-- (buzzer buzzes) You're doing great by the way, I love you. (audience laughs) You're so hot. It's okay, you can spit. Let it out, I'm here for you. I'll catch it. (audience laughs) (audience applauds)
(ding) (dinging)
(air horn) - Who won, D-Wrek? - Red squad wins, make some noise. - It's all good, y'all keep it going with Eva Marcille and G Herbo. All right, Mia. - You ready? - Are you ready? - I'm very good at this. - All right, let's do it. - Black team go first, Wild Out. (audience applauds) - I'm Mia's thoughts. Oh, I didn't know Nick
Cannon was on this flight, welcome to United. Looks like Mariah needs a seat. Get it on up, Nick. Get it on up. Back up, TSA, back up! I suggest you get up! I suggest you get up. That ain't gonna do it? (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughs) - Go get him, D.C.
- Let's do it! Let's do it, y'all make some
noise, y'all make some noise! (audience applauds) Put that water in your mouth, girl. (audience applauds)
(ding) - The thoughts of Mia. I wonder if Nick Cannon likes corny jokes. What did the sofa say
after it's mom pinched him? Couch, that really hurt! (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzes) (audience applauds) - The thoughts of Nick Cannon. Mia's very lovely, she doesn't
even look like she fights. Beating people up and stuff. I got something she can beat, but anyway, I'm glad she decided to play this game, 'cause I knew Lil Rel wasn't gonna play. You can look at the way he built and tell he don't like water. (audience laughs)
(ding) Come on, Nick, man, damn! - I didn't expect that. (audience applauds) - Chico been going in. Got the first Wild 'N Out jersey dress on. (laughter) Look at Nick Cannon. His outfit is made out of
outfits from all his movies. He got on them "Drumline" boots. (audience laughs)
(ding) (audience applauds) But Nick, I wasn't finished. There's one more movie that
you doing with your throwback. You got the "Love Don't
Cost a Thing" hair. That is amazing. (audience applauds)
(ding) - Hey, DJ D-Wrek, this was
a tough game, man, who won? - Red team spit the
most, so black team wins. Make some noise. (audience applauds) - Now give it up for Mia Kang. She don't lose. - All right, black squad, Wild Out. (audience applauds) - Here we go. During the commercial break-- (audience laughs)
(ding) Nah, you gotta come back and sit down, 'cause I'ma say this
'cause it was messed up. During the commercial break, somebody said that my head
look like a peanut M&M that ain't been painted yet. That's messed up. (audience laughs)
(ding) That's two points. (audience applauds) - Now, you a gymnast. A lot of people don't believe
that I'm a gymnast too. (audience laughs) So let me show you my routine. So I been working on some things. - Want me to hold the mic? - Yeah, hold the mic. (audience laughs) - Everybody take cover. (ding) (audience laughs) - Let's give him a 10. (audience applauds) - So since we doing corny
jokes, 10 for the corny people. What do sick people order at Starbucks? Coffee! (audience laughs)
(ding) (audience applauds) - Laurie, did you see when
Chico took his hat off? Did you notice that he had a bald head with a bald spot in it? (audience laughs)
(ding) With his black ass. - Take your hat off again, Karlous. Take your hat off again. Dang, boy. Your head look like a
kneecap, look at that. Come up here. Look at that. Old knee cap head. (ding)
(audience laughs) - Take yours off again. Chico, your head look like the potatoes at Five Guys before they
turn them into fries. (laughter) - Hey, look at the back of Karlous head. You see that big knot
on the back of his head? He got (beep) stashed in his dome. That's crazy.
(ding) - Hey Laurie, Chico head got another head. (audience laughs)
(ding) - Hey man, hold up, hey man. Come here, take your hat off. (audience laughs)
(ding) Hey, with me and Hitman like this, don't our heads look like a nut sack? That's crazy. (audience laughs)
(ding) - Chico, y'all look like two breasts that had a disagreement. (audience laughs) - Hey, take your hat back off, Karlous. Don't come up here with the hat on, you gotta take it off. Hey Karlous, you look like the
Duke Blue Devil, look at you. (buzzer buzzes) Hey, D-Wrek, that your hat off. Take your hat off, how about that? Take your hat off.
(dinging) Take your hat off. No, take your hat off. (audience laughs) Oh, no! Oh! Oh my god! Hey, you look like a Klingon
warrior, look at that. (audience laughs) - Yo, this game was crazy. (audience applauds) DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Nick, you spit the most,
so the black squad wins. Make some noise for
the black squad, y'all. (audience applauds) - Came to win it. You ready to win, everybody on they feet. Say spit, Monica, spit. Now we got the queens
all together, versus me. I feel like y'all gonna spit all over me. But the game is real easy. Each team member gets the opportunity to try to make us spit out our water, and the team with the
most spits wins the game. Let's get to it. - Okay, red squad, Wild Out. (audience applauds) - This my first time
seeing you in person, Toya. You sexy as hell. I can't front. (audience applauds) Matter of fact, me and DC
Young Fly got a $500 bet. - Yep, I bet you don't get it. I hope you don't get it. I hope you don't get it. - He don't think I'll come kiss
you on your neck right now. You know what, if you
would let me kiss you on your neck right, keep
the water in your mouth. (audience laughs)
(ding) - She was moist for a little bit. She got a little moist up there. She was a little bit moist. (audience applauds) - Nick, who the hell dressed you in a hospital blanket? I did not know Jordan made outfits out of Build-A-Bear cotton. That's amazing. But look though, we got
the queens on the team and you know, Toya Wright,
she from New Orleans and I love the way New
Orleans people talk. Baby, that's one of my
favorite accents, baby. And they got that bounce music, right? You could make a song about
anything to bounce music and I made one about me and Toya, so I'm gonna sing it for you. ♪ I said I'm Chico Bean ♪ ♪ Yeah, you heard what I said ♪ ♪ Me and Toya Wright both
got some big ass heads ♪ ♪ Yeah, you know what it is ♪ ♪ No, I ain't gonna stunt ♪ ♪ Mine big in the back ♪ ♪ Hers big in the front ♪ ♪ Hey, water, wet, wet ♪ ♪ And we put our shirt on ♪ ♪ We make the neck stretch ♪ ♪ I say, hey, the water wet, wet ♪ ♪ And when we put the shirt on ♪ ♪ We make the neck stretch ♪ ♪ I said DC, won't you do your thing ♪ (audience applauds) - Where was you going? You look like a hood
chick whooped your ass. Hey, Monica, Tiny, and
Toya, what's up, girls? (audience laughs) Toya, is that Reginae? Hey, Reginae. Uh huh! (audience laughs) (ding) (ding) (audience applauds) - All right. All right, all right. How y'all feeling, y'all good? You know what, Nick? I just came to accept it. I like the shape of my head. So what it's shaped like
a light bulb, who cares? So what it's shaped like a nut sack. 'Cause you know why? You made me famous, Nick. Everywhere I go, girls want
some Cortez, a little head. (audience laughs)
(ding) (audience applauds) - Damn, I gotta fart. (audience laughs) I would let it go too. (blows raspberry)
(beep) I am Nick Cannon's thoughts. Goddamn, I'm hot than a mother (beep). These you thoughts, Nick? They supposed to be in your head. (beep) I'm in your thoughts. You scared of your insides, ugly ass boy? (audience laughs) Stupid ass boy, that's why
your ass look like J.Cole before the dreads, black ass boy. I'm on your ass.
(ding) Why your ass look like
Yung Joc, stupid ass boy. (audience laughs) (ding) Hold up, it's Seinfeld! (audience laughs) (dinging)
(air horn) (audience applauds) - Yo, it's a lot of crazy energy, but D-Wrek, let me know who won the game. - Nick spit the most,
so the black squad wins. Make some noise for the black squad. (audience applauds) - And I had the advantage, it's all good. Let's get to it. (audience applauds) - Red squad, Wild Out. (audience applauds) - Nick, man, that's crazy though. You kind of look like when
Keke was that lesbian pimp in that movie. (audience laughs)
(ding) (audience applauds) - Okay, everybody, I'm
gonna need you to snap. I got this spoken word. Everybody snap it up. (snapping) Spoken word inspired by Keke. Keke, Keke, you's a Keke. (audience laughs)
(ding) All right, cool. (audience applauds) - Nick, I seen why you
keep that turban on. Tight ass braids, look
like you got a migraine. (audience laughs)
(ding) (audience applauds) - Keke, Keke, Keke, Keke. Hey, I got a question. I know this probably gonna
be crazy 'cause I know this, but I bet your hair braided just like that up under that wig, ain't it? (audience laughs)
(ding) - Straight back. (audience applauds) - Keke's thoughts. I wonder if guys know
that girls talk about sex just like they do to their friends. My girl came home and
said, she let him hit. I asked her was it good, she said, yes. I said, did you (beep) it? She said yes. I said, let me smell your breath. She said, (exhales). I said, oh yeah, girl, that's that (beep) breath right there. (buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughs) - Go back, Emmanuel.
- Shut up. Don't talk to me. Y'all gonna stop trying me like I'm some type of sample. (buzzer buzzes) - You dressed like it's
the first day of school. - And you got the same
head as a Ninja Turtle, stop playing with me. (audience laughs) - [Chico] What'd you say? What's up? - What's up, punching bag body, what's up? I can't tell if this
Wild 'N Out or SpongeBob with them jelly fishing glasses on. (audience laughs)
(dinging) - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of this. Man, who won the game? Nick Cannon spit the most,
so the black squad wins. Make some noise for the black squad. (audience applauds) - Y'all give it up for them. Ms. Erica, come on up here, please. (audience applauds) - Okay, black squad, Wild Out. - Erica, them are some big
ass drawers you got on, I ain't gonna even fake. (audience laughs) I can't help it, they out there. (ding) That wasn't even a joke, but-- (audience applauds) - So Erica, you know we been
friends for a little while now. You like chicks, and M.A likes chicks. The truth is, sometimes I like chicks, so while you're here, I'm just gonna shoot my shot real quick. (audience applauds) (ding) - What happened? You wasn't ready for that? - Okay, make some noise. (audience applauds) Look, I'ma get straight to it. I walked by had the (beep) like, oh. But little did they know, I'm a dude. (ding)
(audience applauds) Don't let the bod fool you, bitch. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) - Yo Nick, I ain't even gonna hold you. And it's funny I say, I
ain't even gonna hold you, because remember that Lil Bow Wow video when he had beads with Omarion? (ding) Come on, son, how old are you, boy? Take the bandana off,
and take them bobos out. (ding) I had those when I was like five. (audience laughs) It's over. And you got gel in your hair, come on now. (ding) It's over. - Okay, that's cool. (audience applauds) (DC laughs) You can't shake hands with
your conscious, stupid ass boy. I'm your thoughts. Sitting here with his
braids, ugly ass boy. (beep) all that, boy,
your head little as hell, ugly ass boy. (audience laughs) (ding) Boy, your head shaped
that Squidward house, stupid ass boy. Oh, who lives in a
pineapple under the sea? You! (audience laughs) Baggy drawers having ass. (audience laughs)
(dinging) (air horn) - DJ D-Wrek? - Nick, you spit the
most, black squad wins, make some noise for them. (audience applauds) - Y'all make some noise for
Erica Mean holding it down. (audience applauds) - [D-Wrek] Black squad, Wild Out. (audience applauds) - Walk like a wrestler! Walk like a wrestler! - Walk like a wrestler, okay. (audience laughs) Nick, since this is a
WWE special addition, did you put me on this episode because you knew that
I don't ever tap out, is that why? (audience applauds) It's all right, don't spit,
'cause I can go all night. (ding) (audience applauds) (D-Wrek laughs) (audience applauds) - Sasha probably thought I was Mark Henry, she got all excited. (audience laughs) Hey, Sasha, they tried to put me in the same outfit as Young
Swag before I came out here. Oh, you don't believe me. (audience exclaims) (ding)
(audience applauds) (audience laughs) - Nicholas Cannon, listen brother, WWE stands for one thing, when it comes to your album release party, it's stands for Where Was Everybody? (audience laughs) (ding) (audience applauds) - I ain't gonna like, I feel
like a (beep) right now. (audience laughs)
(ding) (laughter) (audience applauds) - What's up, Nick? I ain't even gonna lie,
you know who you look like? Lamont Sanford with your stupid ass. And guess what, boy, your
head little ass hell, (beep) wrong with you? You better laugh. Aint nobody playing with you.
(ding) You better laugh. (audience applauds) - Sasha, Sasha, Sasha. One of the most ferocious
athletes there is across the world. But I think you have a kind heart, right? Since you said yeah,
let's put it to the test. Con and Big Mack, I need you. (audience applauds) Spit the water out if you
don't want Con to die. (audience applauds) - [Audience] Let him die! Let him die! (audience exclaims) - Con, my bad, bro. - Hey, man, we losing this game. (dinging)
(air horn) (audience applauds) - D-Wrek, who won the game? - Nick, you spit the most,
so the black squad wins, make some noise for them. (audience applauds) - WWE Superstar Sasha Banks came to play. (audience applauds) - [D-Wrek] All right, red squad, Wild Out. (audience applauds) - You sexier in person. You know what, if you
gonna let me show you what I'll do to you after the show, just leave that water in your mouth. (audience laughs) Oh, I got a chance, huh? I'll see you later. (audience laughs) - What about me, can I have some sex? (audience laughs)
(ding) - [DC] The way you spit
that out, damn, man. (audience applauds) (audience applauds) - Hey Nick, remember the other day when I asked you about
your team and who was real? Keep the water in your mouth if you think Justina is real. (audience cheers) Okay, cool. Keep the water in your mouth if you think B. Simone is real. (audience cheers) Okay, Topnotch, come here, baby. Come here real quick, please. Come here and look at this, Nick. I want you to keep the water in your mouth if you think everything
about this is real. (audience cheers) All right, go ahead, you can get seated. You see Nick, this is my whole thing. (audience exclaims)
(ding) (audience laughs) - You shut up! Sit down. It ain't funny, sit down! - Wow. I was not expecting that. (audience applauds) - Boy, boy, boy. Sky, what's up, girl? I'm gonna ask you something. Everybody up here playing and we watch every episode
of "Black Ink" and we fans. (audience applauds) So everybody in here told me to ask you, why don't nobody ever get
a tattoo on the same show? Why it just be y'all fighting and arguing? Cussing and drinking wine? When y'all gonna do some work in there? (audience applauds) - I am Sky thoughts. Sky, the way you just spit
out that water was sexy, (beep) goddamn. Nick, do those turbans come in one size? Do they got baby sized turbans? (beep) that, girl your ass look like the green Powerpuff Girl,
(beep) wrong with you. (audience laughs) (ding) - I like your green hair, girl. - I do too, and everything
nice, Powerpuff Girl. (audience applauds) - I'ma just be real, I'm Nick thoughts. I don't know why I came out here dressed like the pregnant thots
that be in high school. That was a joke, but forget all that. Am I ugly, is that the reason why you had spit that water out? (audience laughs)
(ding) So you will have sex with me? You will have sex with me? (dinging)
(air horn) I'll catch it for, I'll catch it. (audience laughs) - Y'all it's a lot of
spitting going on in here. Matter of fact, first of all, y'all make some noise for Sky. D-Wrek, who won that game? - Sky spit the most,
so the red squad wins, make some noise for the red squad. (audience applauds) - Finally! Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take me home. - [Audience] Wild 'N, Wild 'N!
