- Hey, yo chill dressed like a lumberjack. Bresh just called me, she told
me she want her stomach back. Hey yo the bloater. I named
her dreco Destiny Child cause I think it needs a soldier. - Hold on. Watch your mouth boy. You either get drastic
with that dreco I'm Drake. Oh I come with a ratchet. I ain't talking about a visa
when I come with the plastic. Disrespect Soldier and
you'll be inside of a casket. (audience cheering)
(upbeat music) - Conceited, you look like
the most gangster smurf I've seen in all of my life. You are so tiny that
T.I. calls you his wife, (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Hey yo Charron, you always a trip. It's ironic you mentioned T.I. cause your mother's always on a tip. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) And then you said he calls me his wife, man that's no biggie. Well, you such a white bitch
that T.I. calls you Iggy. (audience cheering)
(bell rings) - I got pied for no reason. So I'm going to do you the Andrey way, you smell like pizza rolls and
you shaped like laundry day. See, I show you what that steeler do.
- Hey yo Holler let me eat 'em!
- Chill, you could skip a meal or two. (audience gasps)
(buzzer goes off) - The crowd wasn't feeling you. Cause you know, I'll
let that hammer smoke. I lift up that window,
like my man over here then I jam your folk. Only reason you roll with him, cause he dressed up like a can of coke. After I shoot your whole squad y'all going to have to hit
Trav for that antedote. I got a long nine. Nick
brought me on this show because I got a strong grind. Y'all look like y'all
walked in a porno scene at the wrong time. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - I can't believe it. You're
shorter in life, Conceited. When you're standing up,
it looked like Con-sitted. (audience gasps)
Slow it down, I just missed you. (Nick gasps)
(audience gasps) - She went crazy.
- All right. Well forget it. Mexican
lady, you get smashed heavy. That cooch's mad smelly. The only reason you want
Trump to build those walls is because you don't have any. (audience cheers) - Okay Con ha ha. - Little man's so funny. How
about you give me a high five. - Come on Con. You can do it. - These two verse us two, I mean, why try? - Your head so big, you
connect your thoughts via wifi. - Hold up.
(audience cheers) (bell rings) - Man they so small they
can jump out a minivan - And probably sky dive. (audience laughs) - Hold on. Y'all ain't gon' keep on....
- Hold up, wait a minute. Nigga named Charlie Clips. But I don't think that really fits. He look more like Charlie Blim. - No, no more like Charlie Hips. (Chico chuckles)
- Charlie Tits. - No, Charlie Grits! - Exactly. Listen Charlie, you so fat I bet you sweat when you blink. And I bet when your fat
ass get out of the shower and wipe off, the towel stink. Listen Charlie, you are a battle rap vet so
I'm sure there's not much about your weight that
hasn't already been said. But see I'm a Wild 'N Out great, I got a different level of jokes in this big ass head, like Charlie, have you not realized if
you just stop eating bread that you wouldn't be standing up here built like a twin size bed. (audience laughs) Like if I put a sheet on you
that has a Dora or a Pikachu and introduce you to some kids, I swear to God they fall asleep on you. (audience laughs and cheers)
(bell rings) - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- The word is army. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Talk about the army
can't stay in your place. I talked to your girl
and she all about face. - She all about face but
yeah I don't like it. Your girl like the captain,
she talk to the private. - Talk to the private,
can you still bark it? If you're the private I
guess the drill sergeant. - You the drill sergeant
but they're not mixing. Your girl make my soldier
stand at attention. - Stand at attention,
I'm all in her (beep) I push up and pull out.
She jumped and salute me! - She just salute you,
yeah I just heard me. You whack boy, you fat
boy. Now drop give me 30! (audience cheering)
(bell rings) - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Yo Conceited, I know you're tired of me talking about your height,
but you're a good sport. I mean I only got a few more jokes but I promise I'm a keep it short. - God! - They said you played basketball, right? Of course not. You played baseball. You was a shortstop. (audience cheers) - All right. Short jokes mh? I don't want to hear no more short nothing because I'll put your girl on her knees and she can catch these short (beep) (audience gasps)
(bell rings) And timeout. You was
laughing at me being short. After that divorce, I don't
know how he seemed so chill. Cause that marriage was so short, it makes me look like Shaquille O'Neal. (audience cheering)
(bell rings) - Actually, I'm going to start it off. (audience gasps and cheers) Can Conceited write a
beat? The answer is no. The day it happens, Azealia Banks will come back on the show. (audience gasps)
And Justina, you want to diss Marshmello,
but the kid won't sign you. You're like a marshmallow,
cause you're soft, white, and everyone puts their stick inside you. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Whoa! Whoa! That's crazy. - You said everyone puts
they stick in me, Charron. Okay. Boohoo. Well then you must be the graham cracker because everyone puts they
chocolate inside of you. (audience laughs) (buzzer goes off) - What? That was crazy! Yeah hold on man. That put this black man versus white man. This is a light shower. If you played basketball your name would be Dwight Powder. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) You're so racist that W on your shirt
stands for white power. (audience laughs)
(horns go off) - You all right over there D-Wrek? - Hold on!
- These buttons are close. (audience laughs)
- Damn! You don't like black nothing. No black songs, black
women, no black dancers. He even canceled his Netflix just cause they uploaded Black Panther. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - You see this wild style,
when you see we nicer. - Y'all a bunch of garden
snake, we mean vipers. - To find your body, they're
gonna need the deep sea divers! - Now I'll push it to the
side like a windshield wiper! (audience gasps) - And if you ride, I got
something that's gonna... Bring that ass here boy! I call her my DC sniper! (audience cheers)
- Okay cool. - Pick and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - The topic is stuntin. - All right look. I pick up
and kill it y'all know I... - Hold up. Just know the party
don't start till I show up. Diamonds and watches it look like... - Yeah so what? My pocket's all big that mean that they swoll up. I don't just spit man. I'm six so I... - Throw up. I got a lambo,
you know that the door up. And show me women and...
- No Hit, what's the hold up. Like shawty right here
you're so bad man... - You so tough. You can
come back to my crib... - I'm gon' nut. - The women in this place
are more for the both of us. - Like shawty right here. - You know I'm a driller. - I call her. She pick up... - You know I'm a killer. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - I think right now I'm
about to do Vic Mensa wrong. I mean, you know what? We
should probably kill him using Vic Mensa songs. - Let's drive through in a blue jag. - I'll tie you up like a durag. - With two mags. - Put the beats on them like Kanye - And ask, "Are you mad?" (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - But matter of fact, your
girl gave me sex in a thong. Is that weapon is drawn?
- I'll grab the... - You can't do nothing. - Cause we don't know
the rest of your songs. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - These battle rappers
always think they gangsters. That's the problem. I'm
with the real Hitman, all y'all do is holla. Y'all be telling them
jokes, you think they cooler and you on in them but
this phony ass chain is just cubic zirconium. Are you thinking it's heavy?
Are you thinking you ready? It ain't heavy as your man.
He big body like Chevy. I ain't got time for all of
that (beep) that you talkin. Your sweat pants trying to jump off your limbs while you're walking. (audience cheering)
- Hold on. Hold on. - So you are a white boy
that's why they think your line is so crazy. You wore khakis, after this you going to Old Navy. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Yeah. Okay Charlie. Came
at me Mr. Charlie Clips. Body like you never in your
life turned down a bag of chips. Men wore sweats to the show. Like if you wear gym clothes,
we'll think you actually go. - Oh. Okay. - After this I might twist your system. You went into the barbershop,
"Let me get the Hitler." Hold up. Now I understand why you mad.
(bell rings) Y'all love blacks. That's
why she wearing black durags. (bell rings)
Wait, hold on. You know me that I'm a clips fan. Why you always got a smile Hitman? You always rap how you going
to clap and trigger sleeves cut looking like a ghetto action figure. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - All them rhyme you spit was (beep) I know you got a bunch of (beep) written and you had it under your titty. - Ay Lous. Ay ay Lous that's funny cause, cause I saw you make a tweet saying that you'll be working out. - Where? - Here. - Well from the looks of things, I guess working out
just ain't working out. (audience applauds)
(bell rings) You got this nacho smell. I bet if I reached in your
pocket, I'll find a taco shell. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Yo you know what's crazy? Earlier you was my friend.
- Who? - Like, "Oh Charlie you getting slim." And now in front of these people you're going to call me fat. All right, I'm going to hit the gym. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - I ain't with the joking.
I'll make that body pop. - Listen. We'll beat
your ass like Creg did. You could get Molly whopped..
- It's supposed to be like the Matrix. You
know, throw him in the air and then we move out the
way and let his body drop. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - I'm on your side...
(audience laughs) - Look you a cool cat but
he'll let the tool clap. Michael Jackson called and he
said he want his shoes back. And let the toe steam. You
got a jersey repin both sides because you big enough
to be on both teams. - Hey yo chill dressed like a lumberjack. Precious called me. she told
me she want her stomach back. And you're the bloater. I
named her dreco Destiny Child Cause I think it need a soldier. - Hold on! Watch your mouth
boy your etiquette drastic. With that dreco I'm Drake.
Oh, I come with a ratchet. I ain't about a visa When
I come with the plastic. Disrespect Soldier and
you'll be inside of a casket. (audience laughs and applauds) - The topic is card games. - All right. Boy I'm the ace
so you know what that means. I'm all in the club getting
jerked by your queen. - Jerked by my queen that isn't smart. Your girl likes her diamonds
so I took her heart. (audience gasps)
- Let us play Uno. I'm all in your house. I skipped to her door and
reversed in her mouth. - Reversed in her mouth.
I keep my composure. She busted like blackjack,
I think that it's over. Don't cut me off. I'm
the king of the joker. Your girl is a card game
so I had to poke her. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Pick and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - DC and Chyna you aint special there, in my motherland, we
got roaches everywhere. Oh and back to you, Charlie Clips. You can come to China too.
I can show you around. Introduce you to my cousins,
"Look at this panda I found." (bell rings) - Look. All right, I like Chinese food but you are a fake friend. So I'm going to call you
vodka because this ain't gin. (inaudible) like ghetto?
No, that ain't him. His new name is Lugz cause he a fake ten. - Aren't y'all two supposed to be rappers? Well I'm about to eat you for lunch. Cause the only way you could get a hit is if Wiz Khalifa pass you the blunt. (audience groans)
(bell rings) - You said we will only
get a hit from the blunt. That was really phony. Cause in the hood, you're like a blunt. Cause once they hit it,
they pass you to the homies. (audience applauds) (bell rings)
- And you act tough coming against us. This is where the fun stop. You're such a (beep)
every time you take a step it's considered a slut walk. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Hold on. Before you cut the beat, you came at my whole
team, you probably hood. Tammy be a basketball
wife? She probably should. Except she got a face that's only fit for the Real Husbands of Hollywood. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) And since Tammy on the show, I should bag your girl and
show her what my men about. Cause as soon as she
crossed over to my crib, that's when I hit her
with that in and out. (audience applauds)
(bell rings) - Well that basketball? All right. So you want to hit her
with the in and out? I bet you, if y'all do she'll break up and your girl won't even let you hit. All she let you do is lay up. - Oh basketball bars? I don't
like the things he said. I catch a chic off the
rebound like Vince Carter and put my balls between her legs. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - All right.
(Conceited chuckles) All right. Hold on. Hold
on. Hold on. Hold on. All right. Basketball, I mean, is that what y'all really mean? So I guess I'm Kobe Bryant cause y'all had to hit
me with a double team. Oh, nice of you to be
talking about basketball, I'll hit you with another scheme. Nick you Steph Curry, Mariah's LeBron, could you try to stop her
from getting another ring? (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - The topic is body types. - Pick and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - All right. Speaking of
body types, boy I got plenty. Fat dudes is it. It's over for skinny. - It's over for skinny, no disrespect. You do not exercise, you
just run out of breath. - I run out of the
breath. You need to stop. See we eat the food and we eat the box. - You eat the box, your
girl said you're larking. She lift up your stomach
to see if you're packing. - To see if I'm packing, boy I don't care. I'm not just fat here, I'm big everywhere. - Well you big everywhere,
you need to stop. Cause he called me skinny,
his (beep) though was not. - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Can I go first?
- White privilege. Go ahead. (audience laughs) - If you diss my team, all diss your team. Cause in this battle you're losing. Charlie Clips has more chins
in his family reunions. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - All right. Charron that's crazy. I don't know why you
always trynna pop on us but we can never enjoy our family reunion because you and your
people call the cops on us. (audience cheering)
(bell rings) Yo, Nick. I thought you was going to
bring some Chicago bears. You brought us the Chicago cubs. I mean we going to eat,
eat until we full Clips. - Oh, now I know why they from Chicago. - Why?
- Cause they always on some (beep). (bell rings) - Listen little man.
You look like SpongeBob. - And you look like Patrick. - You small like Plankton. - And you're built like a mattress. (audience cheers) - Hold on, wait.
(bell rings) Wait. wait. We ain't going
to keep getting that Chicago. Cause I love them. For example, you the
one that I was eyeing. Oh they told me you were a stick. And I see Lucius wasn't lying. (Charlie Clips laughs)
(audience cheers) Yeah. I'm new to this stage, which y'all not going to call me a rookie. Anybody see Taraji? No? Now
you can give me the cookie. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) Who you sent? Hitman? Rapping about guns like
you could relate with me. Boy, I pull this gun,
all the girls passing out like I got Drake with me. You don't burst guns, you
keep your hands by the nine like 8:50. You want to fight? Exactly. That ain't a chance the rapper want to take with me. (audience applauds) - You talking about guns to me?
You know your man's with it. You pull out one, I pull out
one. Let's dance with it. I pull out a hammer and pistol whip you on the top of your head with the tray, they think it's chance fitted. It's going to be so many
dread hairs in your lobby, the cops gon' think Chance did it! (bell rings)
- Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. - Pick and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - The next topic is cars.
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it. - Since we got cars and your
Clips, I'm not mad at you. You are a dodge because
you are my challenger. - You mixing challenge
your car not in plenty. I'm good everywhere in
the hood like a Hemi. - Hood like a Hemi, I'm too hot to handle. Doctors will wrap up
your head like you Rambo. You to fat to drive, rest
in peace light a candle. Show and go up like doors on the lambo. (audience cheers)
- Lambo ain't one in your garage. When they come to these whips,
I'm the best with the bars. Look at your size. I mean, who really are? You are four foot 11,
too small to drive cars. (audience cheers) - Pick and kill it. - Yo, I wanted to be the
biggest castmate ever. That's a fact. And then
you went and hired him, and that was that. I mean, I don't really want to be mean but you look like J-Lo.
Yeah, J low self-esteem. (audience laughs) - Yo Hitman Holla. Yo, you do the mostest. You got new teeth but when you breath it's Hitman Hollatosis. - Woo.
(bell rings) - So this (beep) right? Don't go in the stage
with all these candy bars, this is real here, so go ahead. - What'd you say? Candy bars? Hey Chains, he said candy bars. Acting like his block so
tough. Speaking of candy bars, he's a Twix and I'm a Snickers. He mad cause he ain't got no nuts. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - All right. You said I ain't got no nuts. That's supposed to make you hard? If I'm the Twix, how come you
only came with just two bars? (audience gasps and claps) - Okay let me see.
(bell rings) Off the top. Twix two bars. I'm a flip that while you
spit that. I'm a Snickers. I didn't want to come with four bars because that would have made me a Kit-Kat. (audience gasps)
(buzzer goes off) - Speaking of Kit-Kat.
That's what your girl do. She bring to all the boys. And your girl is like a chocolate bar cause I heard she brings all men joy. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Hold on, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on. All right, what'd he say? All men joy? Well your girl cocoa nuts. (audience laughs) I'll bag her on Fifth Avenue. That piece of chocolate
getting killed today. I'm (beep) inside her (beep)
and leave that, the milky way. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Okay. Okay. You know what? Before they started to clap, you ain't fire in your
own spot The Matt Show. I can tell you and your
family from St. Louis. Cause your little sister
showed me how to arch her back. (audience gasps) You soft. You sweet. That's
a big ass peppermint. Oh you ain't get that? You
dumb, you ain't intelligent, you should've just stayed in that condom that your daddy should have left you in. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Ars. Yo you stay hating. - This Wild 'N Out and we get Sergeant Coy and you're the main patient. - I'll let that thing
sing like Clay Aiken. - And then it'd be so
much blood on stage... - Snoop will start gang-banging. (audience cheer) - If I shoot now, they'll
find your corpse later. - Black team! We looking like Dark Vader! - More lasers! We all got hammers! You get one! - You get one! - You get one! - Man I expect them to canons
up like divorce papers! - Nah Hitman stop this (beep)!
(audience cheering) - They ain't stopping (beep)
- I'll pop and click! Blast off!
- Rocket ship! - Flap shots!
- Hockey sticks! Counter fists! Put your head on stage! - And I'll give it a soccer kick! (audience cheering) - All right, your word is brunch. - Talk about brunch, let's get it shaking. Your girl had a slice of Canadian bacon. - Canadian bacon but you still a whimp. She wouldn't give you (beep).
She don't (beep) with shrimp. - Don't mess with shrimp, I'm in my bag. Your girl had my sausage,
I scrambled her eggs. - Scrambled her eggs, give me a reason. You just like your cookie
because you were not seasoned. - I am not sea...
(audience cheering) - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - 106 & Park huh? A rap
career, you never had it. Congratulations from
moving from the basement into your mother's attic. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - And you, come here. You,
- Hold on. Move move move... - You just look mad broke.
- Okay. - With that outfit and that teeth, you look like a crack head track coach. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) Hey yo. And you, why are you trying to look so tough? Thinking you a gangster,
you just need a lane change. You be in a room with
a whole bunch of dudes, is that what you mean by you gang-bang? (audience gasps) - Black team I don't wanna lose you. How we up here getting
killed by Timon and Pumbaa? (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Hold on. Come here. - Get her Con.
- No, no, no, no. Hell no. (audience laughs) You still like coming at people
but all your rapping is bad. He did call you Ariel but he forgot to say you have Sebastian the crabs. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Well Con, that didn't really
hit as hard as you planned. And you up here talking
like you are the man. If I'm Ariel, that might be true. But the whole crowd knows, if I got crabs, I got them from you! (audience cheers) - You finally taller than somebody. You can't do nothing but of course hate. Conceited you so small, I bet
your favorite snack to eat is a strawberry shortcake. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - I cannot believe I'm
hearing this. Are you serious? I'm battling the dude that's wearing pants from a composition
notebook on it's period. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Look, aye yo Nick chill. You know me, I got the head shot, blood everywhere. They got a mop you on...
- I ain't for the stomach but then I had to topianna. And then I shot his aunty but
then I had to mop his mama. - Poof! Convertible his
roof now he a dropianna. - Justina and he in the
back giving us the (beep) - (beep) I got that glock
I call it shotianna. - Pow pow pow pow! And
everybody got they shot their... - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Your word is Wild 'N Out. - We got Wild 'N Out and
your girl like (beep) Ask her if I smash, I
bet she let me holler. - She let you holler but she is not this. Ask girl that I hit, I
bet she plead the fifth. - She plead the fifth boy what you doing? (beep) all on her face,
that's a family reunion. - Your girl (beep) crazy.
I can not allow it. And when I'm done with (beep)
she look like (indistinct) - Say (indistinct)? Yeah I know why, your girl she would see
me and say he is so fly. - Say that you're so
fly, that is not true. She left you for me,
breaking up had to do. (audience cheer)
- Hold on! - And kill it and kill it. - Hold on. Hey Soldier man. You said you was in the crib
like five, five, five, five. Killed him with a (beep). Soldier boy, the only
thing you ever killed in your life was hip hop. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - Conceited you dissing
Soldier boy's music. You think that'll fold?
Crank that went platinum, how many albums have you sold? (audience laughs) - You see this is the wild style. Let me show you what that really means. You so fat, if you caught a flat, I bet the doughnut you
bring back be crispy cream. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Hold on, let me tell
you another funny thing, Corey you're so fat, if you
ask your girl to marry you, you proposed with the onion ring. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - Hey Lory.
- Yes. Hello, hi. - You shaped like a fishing rod. - Chico you're shaped like SpongeBob. - Karlous you're the
same color as a match, when it's burnt off. - No, no, no. You're
the same color as a TV, when it's turned off. (audience cheering)
(bell rings) - Hitman, I stay on it,
I'm forever with it. Star men start to get raining, they think the weather did it.
- Man back up nig. Load up the eight. That
means seven get it. Head shot, turn your
snapback to a leather fitted. - Paramedic ribbers. Vee I
mean her (beep) different. The way she play with my (beep)
I thought spaghetti did it. - (beep) that. Slash your
face and say Freddie did it. - The topic is Michael Jackson. - All right look. We got Michael Jackson, the legend that's fine. You got kicked off the
show, remember that time? Your girl she needed,
know that I (beep) it, I killed it like thriller
whenever I beat it. - Ever you beat it, that is just sad. Our topic is Michael,
so you think you bad? You're not my friend
and you not my brother. Well, I will moon walk to your mother. (audience cheering)
(bell rings) - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Hold on, he probably be acting like him and Drake are play cousins. Only reason you'd be asking
Kiki, "Do you love me?" Cause we all know Drake doesn't. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) I mean you're his son, we should handle this child the worst way. Only reason you in the video because it was take
your child to work day. (audience gasps)
(bell rings) - So chill son, running around
claiming you know Drake. And he ain't sent you
the money, is real dumb. You've been on this show for two hours and you know this Drake
more than the real one. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - You ain't got no legs. You
dress red and you so short, you could be one of Lil Yachty's braids. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - All right. Well, Charron with that nose, I'll send your ass to heaven. Because that (beep) is so pointy, it looks like you're tattle telling. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) - I mean why are you taking about heaven? Your whole crew ain't
even popping the weapon. You never commit a crime.
You ain't do something that's always depressing. He doesn't want to go to hell cause he heard all dogs go to heaven. (audience gasps) - Nick, don't try to stand
there and look all mean we should just kill them
all using football teams. - Hold on, let me go
bear in his baby mother. I leave her lying on her paws. And you know I'm from New York, so she said there's something
giant in my drawers. (bell rings)
- Hold on and you said NFL stands
for (beep) For the Low. - That's what you said? - That rhyme is a stretch,
because Mariah said NFL stands for Nick Finally Left. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - The word is prison. - All right, talk about
prison. You know that I'm dope. If you get locked up bet
you dropping the soap. (audience laughs)
- Dropping the soap, first of all (beep) You get locked up, cellmate
washing your draws. - Washing my draws, boy just say (beep) What I look like if we fight down a hall? - Fight down a hall, I'll
beat you in the yard. I got sent to the hole
cause I knocked out a guard. - Knocked out a guard, I'm not no punk. I walk in your cell
like I want the top off. - First of all what? Gotta be kidding me. Don't be hating cause yo
momma makes sure she visit me. (audience laughs) - I'm gonna point my mother in the face... (bell rings) - Your diet look like
it consist of nothing but Mike and nikes and fries.
You've been in the gym? I can tell, it looked like
you lost a... Psych I lied. Emmanuel your short ass couldn't jump and hop on a bike if you tried. They'll bury you in a six
piece chicken McNugget box if you died.
(audience laughs) Charron.
(bell rings) You can't walk (inaudible).
Fact or fiction? I give you $100 right now
if you can clap on rhythm. Ay freckles, you thought
I won't gon get you? The nerve of you.
(Hitman chuckles) It's a damn shame, this microphone got way
more curves than you. (audience applauds)
(bell rings) - I was trying to chill. All right, I see y'all borrowing Nick Cannon chains again huh? Walking around, not
getting enough respect. Ain't it crazy? He could
tell DJ D-Wreck cut the beat but can't tell Nick
Cannon to cut the check. (audience cheers)
(bell rings) And let's talk about that watch he got on. It went from your arm and
your arm to that wrist. Ayo Nieve it's crazy, now jewelry
is even getting catfished. (audience cheer)
(bell rings) - He went crazy!
- I mean, you talk about my jewelry that's mine?
Now you're really fumbling. I mean I heard of a cuban but
this (beep) is a Colombian. (audience laughs)
(bell rings) I mean, just because I keep going, oh see I forgot my damn line. Psych! You must be out of your damn mind! (audience laughs)
(bell rings) I mean look at him, happy and hungry. He think I made a mistake.
Slow it down I just dissed you. He's hungry, he think I made him a steak! (audience cheering)
(bell rings)
