Best of The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson

seems comfortable I guess no he wore a country and in the [Applause] let me hire that what are you doing that llama set on your head well it seems comfortable up there I guess look at that that's where they feel safe when they're kind of up and look at something and they like the hair because they would hang on to the female okay [Music] you me one other place in this entire world the four and a half billion people who are a man is sitting with a marmoset the possibility stagger the mind if you turn sideways it's cute how the tail [Applause] okay I guess you can privately remove him from there well I guess I can't sit and talk to people with an animal on my head [Laughter] [Applause] Lissette was he spinning with that saliva [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay one of the things I really enjoy on this show are talking with the young children and elderly people because in a way their focus ain't neither group is trying to impress you with what they say what is on their mind and some some months ago we had a young gentleman on I don't know you must've been around eight or nine his name was Rohan Bhairava Decker he's a National Spelling he was four years old and I after a while I didn't know who the hell was interviewing who so here is the young four year old Rohan Faribault Decker now somebody told me Ron that when you're gonna be on our show and you read something about me you didn't you didn't know me very well right because you probably don't stay up this late to watch the show yes oh you did yeah how did you like it do you like the show yeah I read the book about you and when you were 13 years old used to do my church you didn't read I did magic when I was 13 show me [Music] [Applause] I'll tell you what I do now I haven't done a lot for this but you like coins okay I'll show you how to make a coin disappear all right all right we got see this that's a quarter right now if I take it and hold it and I give it to you what you hold it for me okay here's London and I'll watch very carefully okay there it is you hold it I'll see you again okay now I'll take it over here you hold that one I'll let it go yeah right over here you hear you go now tell me about this spelling bee how old were you when you started this you or four okay you're gonna be five tomorrow you're kind of kidness you're closer to five aren't you gonna your birthday's tomorrow yeah you try get up can I try what you can try to come to our birthday can I come to your birthday where's the party gonna be in Disneyland [Applause] you don't my birthday when October 23rd 1925 [Applause] alright are you making that disappear are you working on that you just have to work on that I'll show you how that's done later all right okay really disappear how do I make it you get married [Laughter] yeah we have for the years we've had a lot of animals on this show here are a couple of little segments to show you the problem of working with these little creatures thing could you know where they thank you it's from the truck from the tropics this is a night [Applause] obviously obviously the smell of olives attract [Laughter] [Applause] not on this new code he does anything on this roof just want to be a dead geeky Julie you can take a bite of that he likes to what right there you are to eat if you eat it he'll take it then go with it right anyways well they have very sharp teeth the question she was long are they dangerous father but I Shakti no I don't think he's longer he's on that banana he's all right but don't pick him up oh I'll pick him up and you'll have to peel a coin no we are you know he'll do a pretty good job yes yes down to the fingers okay yeah you may want to put this he he does they're over my very why don't you take the time again sure new first time worn on the field the Pikachu [Applause] [Applause] do all the girls we've loved me for who travel in enough [Music] we're glad they came along we dedicate this song to all the girls [Music] Thank You Julio [Applause] where I think you've gone to an advertiser's luncheon or something write us as apparently you celebrated at that luncheon you know when you know that your bag and pretend that you're not you'll find out what happens watch here now as you know the San Diego so there's one of the finest zoos in the world in we've had this young lady on a show very often the past I guess seven or eight years she's been appearing with us nine years right yeah several plus sorry I said Ben I know I didn't say seven or eight acids several well you said seven or eight and I so didn't I you know I'm good thank you some of the animals you had as babies are now ten years old that would be about right never the animals that did something funny on your time yes those little lions or little baby lions were one-year-old that's right there now treacherous and ferocious ten-year-old animals okay anyway Jonah is here tonight huh she's now 32 that's right [Music] Joan is an animal handler and a trainer and really think you're pulling everybody my best to help you I know that and she does her three horse shows a day did you know that at the Animal Park what did you like an army cot or something maybe kind of catch up on a little nap a little nappy-poo just my I'm the only one who went down to see Jim doc has never seen her you've never seen her I went to the wild without Joan and I know you did don't say I know her I went down Oh I could eat that a week you held a baby gorilla good all right and let's get around here quickly Joan Embery and about two winters ago we had a pretty good storm out of the Pacific Ocean so we're gonna show you a part of a sketch that we did with Betty while we were having a nice quiet dinner at a Malibu restaurant [Music] you lost them well I ordered halibut how did you get the lobster came in through the window yes Monsieur has a fine sense of humor don't worry the worst is over what [Music] [Applause] we don't need anymore [Applause] already marginal because just the check please okay spots on the show that most people seem to enjoy are when we have animals on the show and a frequent visitor along with Jim Fowler is Joan Embery from the San Diego Zoo and I think what you're gonna see in this following segment I don't know what you're gonna see in the following segment just some strange things that happened you never know with animals so we'll find out he was really cute will he be when he's really difficult to handle there's not gonna be long like maybe tomorrow the end of the week it only weighs about eight or ten pounds you said that it's a handful I want to boot does he ever stop moving she's fairly active right now she can sleep [Applause] I think the killer did you see him bite me why did he do that so you only eat fruits invent these are orangutans this is really a very special occasion to have twins these are twins and they are [Laughter] [Applause] excuse me I don't mean to laugh at your face it's a very sweet pain really is look at that face very strong for their age aren't they yes they like to pull hair oh look at that and they're about five months old and look at this face okay I think I'm in love [Applause] he looked right at me with they're a door an inhibited can happen he see me coming oh yes oh sure and he'll laugh if you laugh [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] okay you're all choked up about this now that is a very big rat this is a bush doc bush doggies she was sent to us from the West Berlin Zoo and they received her from South America and they're an endangered specie in New York in a hunt in packs hey they're not too commonly found in zoos we've raised about 12 of them she likes you to hold her on her back of rubber belly so do I [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm in room 607 look at this going to sleep [Music] [Applause] Oswald and fan hairtail [Music] is he dead what is to be honest with you I don't know how I got talked into this next thing the writers thought it would be a good idea to have some of the members of the studio audience participate in little something so when they went home that have a little remembrance of the Tonight Show so they call this shower with a star I must have been out of my head you're this yes friends it's time to shower with a star so that these young ladies will have a memento over their trip to Hollywood we have them backstage I'm going to get in the shower and would you have the first one oh come on there's an actual working shower first [Applause] you are your name is Roberta now you must understand when you come in this axial shower is working we'll turn on the water there's only one consideration don't look now we have our special photographer Kevin come in here are you okay it's time to shower with this stuff bringing it here there's the water turn around here we get a nice picture there's just soap okay look right out of here [Applause] one-five all right thank you time for contestant number two shower with a skull look down you're inside look look down you look down we're not going to look down again when I hate is looking down and laughing hi okay Kevin I know over here for the picture official picture shower with a star [Applause] here we are yes sir one for the folks at home is this funny okay Kevin there's your next picture right down here [Laughter] [Applause] Oh oh he's done this before [Applause] anymore am I gonna fall oh not far maybe two and a half feet is all it's gonna take you might get three if you really try put the noose around okay can I have this have the hood please sir can I ask you one thing I don't know this gentleman are you any relation to Fred Silverman [Applause] now watch you two know this is a real professional seller here now you put the hood on after you put the noose on afterwards uh-huh because we can't have the hood I'm not gonna have them see your face as a professional this is oh my god this is safe no that's a Roper on my neck right now don't don't do anything come I'm ready I regret that I have but one life to give for my network I'm ready all right mr. hangman do your job [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] how's it hurt yeah young man for the people who don't get to watch The Tonight Show we wanted to show you that we do some esoteric high-class comedy period of time you know where that rather subtle now later on a few weeks I a couple months later was I think Sally Fields came on the show who is Burt Reynolds girlfriend and it's easy to see why they get along well I didn't know what she was going to do that night in fact I hardly knew her but we'll show you what happened with Miss fields when she showed up but I know you and Burt I mean when you guys get out here you go a little crackers and you have such a good time but I being this short having cute little woman that week yeah pixie and you would feel uncomfortable being this gentleman that you are doing any of that physical kind of fun stick stuff with me you know it just wouldn't work out but now if you started [Applause] now I feel it wouldn't you really I mean you'd like to work off of this kind of stuff I mean you're pleased when you get to get your teeth into some physical schtick now I know that that it isn't fair because I'm this little short woman and you can't really it can't be fulfilled because you can't come back at me with anything wonderful like for instance if I win [Applause] you can do I mean I'm sure of I could I could come over here and I could you know there's no way good actually you know I mean we couldn't really get into it you know what I mean what you say [Applause] it's cozy I'm so sweet to you I told you just be cute he said you would love you even if I went you know [Applause] let me explain something a bird bird may have misinformed you I think so because I [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah we do have these gentler things realize there are people seeing this show for the very first time tonight that you never step quite honestly probably think we're always mad we have some there are moments where we already have some a wider comedy coming up for you later on we got a lot of great people we're gonna repeat they the great Jack Webb the dragnet sketch we have the barroom brawl we have mr. ed Ames with us tonight we have Jimmy Stovall a lot of people first we're gonna do this commercial then right come right back [Applause] [Music] [Applause] this anniversary show would not be complete without an appearance by that great visitor from the east the all-seeing all-knowing all telling all of Nishant famous seer sage soothsayer and former cultural cultural attache to sheriff Lobo Carnac the magnificent [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I don't think they're really that hungry was it this one drank yes I know well they're adorable when they're this small you know like everybody goes crazy over small animals you say they're so lovely when they're cute especially these because there's so few of them Lana's purring like crazy here how long will it take before they really get a little tough to handle well we found out six months later okay they're speaking to you just relax purr perhaps they say if you're looking animal right in the face and talk to them you know you're not scary [Applause] [Music] do a cat power I'm talking show business folks all right it can't okay they like me have certain things they'd like to say in howard leight she likes to laugh that's all haha nice to say my name is Howard my name is Howard my name is my name is Howard Fred Rogers has been successful for some 25 years as the host of mr. Rogers neighborhood we took a look at his show one night in a more adult perspective apologies to Fred won't you be my neighbor hi neighbor are you having a nice day well I am yes I certainly a.m. do you know you're the most wonderful person in the in the whole world that's right and I like you yes and I hope you'll love me too it's just a beautiful day to be alive isn't it do you know what these are boys and girls that's right these are baby shoes and you know what Mister Rogers wants a baby a long long time ago and do you know how babies suddenly appear in the world where before there weren't any around well I know and I'll show you this is a mommy doll and a dandy top and they love each other very very much so what they do at night they get under the covers and nine months later mommy doll looks like this so daddy doll takes mommy doll to the hospital they go into the hospital and the very next day out comes mommy doll and her new baby doll then the daddy doll comes out to take them home whoops like Daddy dollars made a new friend miss nurse doll and they'd better be careful because nine months later miss nurse doll might look like this and then it's all over for daddy that's when mommy doll comes that calls in mr. lawyer doll who does - daddy doll but daddy dog did - mommy dog nine months earlier you put the ball and the basketball players hang out here you have a simulated backboard and a little net this creative child yes and a little pole but in a little pole and then will stand and a little plastic thing and you take the little plastic basketball and put in this little plastic and you press this little plastic kid and he missed the best chance it's not easy this is for a little child little child this is not for a grown adult male person may I try it what could I try it okay you can play with my toy I thought it was easy didn't you I mean look make me look simple no no I just think we'll get it right now I almost have I almost hit him one where you had three shots oh yeah come on it's got to be easier than that anyway this was made by this for about three or four year-old children who know how to operate this thing they'll sink 80 baskets in a row alright let's see what else we have here this is a cannon very good what very good well I mean this is a working cannon this is this is called the winchester model this is based on an actual replica of the 1898 signal cannon except they didn't have the radial tires of course in those days now once you use these four you know that they stock your traces right now let's see that's so they got its got a lanyard is know what you call that rifle and use here this opens up I don't do well get your hand off my lanyard I've never touched your lanyard and you take these like shotgun shells and these were a half load you can get put a full load in there but they make sure they're hell of a racket you've heard these things at football games right they use them with football games to uh signal the end of the game cuz they fire this when you see the referee fall but the game is over now you can go as far away as you want oh and I'm gonna back up a little bit [Applause] okay so I'm gonna let's try the polo see I was a handful oh I have that's a hey I have an idea that's cop was that down first yeah watch out [Applause] what do you think any baskets not [Applause] okay this first little excerpt we have for you from I love having young sirs on the show there's something about youngsters and sometimes elderly people have a lot in common they say exactly what's on their mind they don't have any affectation and they can shoot you down very often we had a young man by the name of Daniel Greenblatt whom I think had won the national spelling contest and he must be about 10 or 11 something like that and I thought I was a good speller until Daniel showed up here's and you were giving the words that night that's a force to spell so here's a little excerpt from my mismatch with Daniel Green blend amblyopia we have the correct pronunciation amblyopia amblyopia am bli [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I got the card and I got a row let's get going here Dermott Oak Bluffs dermatolog picks German talk grumpy Dermot Olympics German tocolytics you say well that's not fair this dummy can't pronounce [Applause] so glyphic you want to go ahead with that one okay dermatoglyphics the ER ma tio GL y pH ICS correct one more one more Bowery I'd like the Bowery Bowery this one means farm or plantation well Bowery it's pretty simple eww the Oh w e've Turner finance goes again very often on this show we will have guests on and something very important guests I will say Sinatra or Bob Hope will be with us Bob I don't think he stayed through one show that was the Dean Martin George Gobel show and will play an excerpt from that which was almost what eight or nine years ago very funny segment and I usually get up and say well I have to leave I'm shooting a film in the morning and they they leave they can't stay for the whole show one night our guest was Steve Martin so watch what he did he was a guest here Steve yeah look I wish you good luck on the special I understand that you have to leave yeah I bet they don't somewhere this evening and go I thought the rehearse I don't let go your Rondo you're doing a movie yeah yeah Carl Reiner directing too that's good that's pretty good we can talk about that next time you yeah okay I personally thank you thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] funny guy Steve Marvin [Applause] Oh [Applause] Oh [Applause] I see all the big stars come on lights out the week [Applause] can you stand a little wine with a hole okay maybe right right on Tom Schneider I know how you feel we'll be right back you still be there don't leave now later on later on the pony Quinn is the children of San she has opened yet around the country no no no no this is a moment matter of fact just for one week and then it opens in February but I hope it's a big smile for you and I thank you for coming tonight [Applause] [Music] a gentleman now who has been on the show many [Applause] [Music] you don't you know you don't have any place to go in future [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I was sorry Tony didn't have any place to go either and I I just figure you would be out doing another interview plugging the picture but you please stay I didn't mean a hard feeling starting the whole show okay right right yeah like he did that to say might that Steve Martin did it and then did you see the look on Steve's face when I said goodnight to Tony Quinn like he was very upset he thought I was dismissing him out of hand I'm Tony told me before he says I'm gonna do that but the look on Steve's face she says I don't if he turned to me it Steve says I don't think he wants to leave we always say it's unfortunate we do not have things as early as we'd like but the tapes were destroyed or erased or whatever but one night the fun thing about doing this show is you never know at any given night what will happen happen now one night we had Dom DeLuise Burt Reynolds on the same show and was rather dignified shows like Sir Ralph Richardson and Laurence Olivier would have been booked watch what happened here's DOM and Burt Reynolds and when I see three I'm gonna go in the glass yes okay [Music] minibar don't alright I don't have to do it that way alright just a moment alright here you watch it I just watch it okay just a moment [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I hope it's if it gets warm in here I'm an omelet [Music] [Applause] [Music] no more gifts but Oh bananas wait let me get birthday knees up quick I did a cloudy sketch on me did you see my eggs went right in I didn't do it in the growth [Music] ladies to my way we cholesterol in your shorts [Applause] that way wife won't be suspicious when you get home never I don't know what front there's something about a haze and you get the devil then you came out generous you just really have you enjoy business what eight yes I have to reach for my keys I hope you're driving a chicken when you go home these are my car keys over here is a surprise I'm not worried about my keys oh that's a silly feeling yeah I hope the shell doesn't travel well okay that was a lot of fun sure would you welcome [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so children [Applause] all yelling man ok here's what happens once in a while something does not play you know every night is not a homerun here's way we handle that McCormick back there [Applause] [Music] [Music] Abbe Lane [Applause] okay we have to take a station break but we'll be right back with a lot more thank you buddy do you know where you are look around you know where you are very good buddy very good very good you know buddy yeah buddy yeah ear infection John well he couldn't hear earlier today and he almost didn't want to come on buddy is your ear better I said can you hear now I said is your ear better all right fine well he just got back from Mexico you have a good time buddy Oh [Music] [Applause] you like Mexico huh uh-huh gonna stay there for a while I see you could say side we could have a bit but your sisters named Holly would you like to meet Johnny Carson why because he's sitting right here and he's a very important man buddy okay wanna meet him buddy all right say hello say yeah buddy say hi to Johnny all right I have to tell you something what he's very nervous Johnny he didn't want to be home but he's calling me now al I'm talking buddy he was very nervous because he buddy I'm talking he didn't want to be here Johnny I had to pop buddy don't be rude buddy what is it buddy [Applause] funny by the way he'd like to tell you no he eats human food don't you buddy how would you have a rear today bacon and what very good cook shop in New York I bought this bought this you buy things in New York you can't buy other places about this they're only 80 bucks what is deal I'm gonna start a lodge yeah reven quick do that do that listen they're gonna be in the logic pretty good everybody know you do that [Applause] yeah but one of those you know those change counters is electronic change counters so I always come home at the end of the day with a lot of change right so I know it's a trouble camera in New York can you get a shot of this on the desk all the changes when they get that shot Bobby we have a horse chef put it there we go you got it good right there I got one of those electronic change counters about in New York you can't get him any other place okay okay 2025 [Applause] is this your stuff I couldn't figure out what the I says this can't be a news parser experimenting I've been experimenting once to see one of the experiments are more yeah I like movies this time with you you like 3d movies love them okay look at this I hope it works I hope it works I was testing it at home with my wife you got the 3d glasses yeah put these on okay put these on I hope it works I don't know it worked at home it worked at home and I hope it works here alright okay [Applause] looks like it came right at me here are three senior citizens on the show and they are just delightful watch you you watch our show at all have you ever seen this show No like that's that's alright mud I know you need your sleep have you ever seen me at all before yes well you did see me of something else have you ever been to a massage parlor what kind of a what kind of a diet do you have you are you have eater are you well I don't have any particular kind of a does at the present time my amazing particularly prize any any kind of pies you mean the fresh winners of the frozen or rosin ones and then I took them to suit myself how about how about breakfast okay first kind of a breakfast oh and bacon glaze for that that's what you got to eat you can't just live on mush you gotta break it up in the pie here and there what was your first comer do you remember your first commercial yes it was called why do I have to tell you the name the donut company donut and all I had to do was take a bite and say fresh paid for that that's all just oh you did a better night thank you is there pretty good money in commercials I don't want to get personal but you know you drive to reveal your finances watch the vice presidential nominee nominee but there's pretty good money in Esmond I'm gonna tell you that I tell everybody it's none of your big thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] kid is amazing now he's starting to walk which is great yeah stay it's connect living with a junior wino gets the walk it kind of crawls over to something gets to here and kind of goes that I don't need your help now I don't I can maybe I can is he because he talking yet oh yeah that should sings at night though the baby scat sings at about two o'clock money who this and about five o'clock in the morning you hear this noise like expected walk in their bedroom and see the baby five feet off the bed come in father thank you welcome back oh isn't a good door step good doorstop with that in mind here are some films by lens Ella you can make anything with glob ring a lampshade a Thai class bookmarker some people actually put this in their mouth [Laughter] a tent door Gunners watch when their dogs go to the bathroom watch when their owners good as a bed over the years the staff has come up from time to time with some crazy things for me to do one time another we did a freefall parachute jump we still have some tape of quarterbacking the Jets years ago from New York we fished Oh Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris Yankee Stadium and flew with our shoulder Thunderbirds and drove the turbine car at Indy these are a little bit different you got to be slightly crazy to this but I trust the staff mm-hmm might be a mistake yeah so here are a few things that we have done over the years I hope it's a girl [Applause] doctor this tumor started out I couldn't get anymore here's a little nacho we're gonna do this blindfolded me on me know what what why do you want to do that you want to do this blindfolded sure you do put my skill are you ready for it well yeah I guess so we'll save you some of the good parts right there you baby don't move your hand move your hand the watermelon roll let me cut you in two don't let me cut your hand I don't want you to suffer ladies and gentlemen presenting me don't move your hand don't worry okay old at the melon it right up here I want to get right here and you want your head to end up in a good get to [Music] you really want to commit yourself you want to make sure that you don't tell us when you're gonna do it but tell us what you're going to do it so we can be ready a week what the hell am i doing I get it I just hit it easily first just to see what it [Music] get it right on you hit right right and all the way [Music] [Applause] [Music] right away run away just it's at a second because the Adrenaline's supposed to pump like this I think I just wet my pants [Music] [Applause] nothing can go wrong why is your land I don't know nothing can go wrong you're like Wilt Chamberlain going to bed I'm not baking this I just feel a little uncomfortable I don't anyway you want to go never mind just roll over don't push out these lands [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Keywords: Johhny Carson, Tonight show, Comedy, Animals

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Length: 66min 21sec (3981 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 13 2018