Best of Game Grumps: Super RubberRoss World

[Music] [Music] and grumpy institute just two [ __ ] mugs and orange jumpsuits they did a good job cleaning up the plates but ross didn't like them so we shot them into space [Music] now keep in mind aaron can't control where the levels begin to end so they'll have to keep this sanity with the help of the robot friends [Music] then repeat to yourself it's just a show i should really just relax [Music] hey i'm grump i'm not sue gruff and we're the game grumps hello there everyone and welcome to super rubber ross world mario maker 2 levels created by our dear friend ross o'donovan who isn't even hiding his evil anymore as clear by his little me character with the evil faith uh this was explicitly made for the intention of being played on game grumps so uh yeah cannot be stated how wonderful of a person ross is yeah and it should also be stated that part of his motivation was his natural sadism and pure joy in watching us suffer which he has cop to oh [Laughter] oh all the way back to the big that's not how that pipe works okay well we would have gotten joy out of that and oh oh [ __ ] okay it begins okay i forgot i was playing mario maker for a second this really lulled me into a false sense of security like yeah we're just gonna blast through mario levels this is gonna be fun i like that we started with 69 lives too yes that's the sex number good job ross come on you know everyone at home's like whoa sexy down baby [Laughter] [Music] okay great excellent felt like some of those things were out of our control [ __ ] oh no oh oh no oh no okay well there's three left maybe we only need one let's let's hope for that it's a jump scare oh fudge all right all right all right we're good it's fine i don't like oh aaron you knew about that one you didn't know about that what can i say i love screaming okay good luck homie thanks thanks bud thanks buster fudge i once had 69 and now i am very far from the sex number yeah yeah you got 53. i don't even know what that means [Laughter] what sex is that hey hey yo you wanted 53 with me i'd rather not until you clarified exactly that's a very upsetting number too nothing about the number 53 that gets me hot oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh hell yeah hell yeah dawg baby that was wrong yeah good for him for helping me out there for a second well that was totally worth it [ __ ] now you can fail at this as much as you want so [ __ ] you oh jesus oh you had it lord have mercy you had it you got scared because he was gonna throw bones at you my soul my soul has been trained for my body oh freaking off nice um what now what happened no the black and white kind of oh okay well certainly not that you like falling in the pewter pistol you're right a dirty abyss boy with your pits 10 100 like you don't like falling endlessly into a void it's your favorite thing [Laughter] celebrated everywhere for its endlessness oh my god oh man [ __ ] that really goes all those entire compilations out there that people have made of me saying your name in a disapproving way made me feel terrible yeah the aaron compilations yeah and it's funny because i do that in an attempt to not like come down on you hard like to not be like you idiot you know i'm just like trying to be really like oh my buddy oh okay i think i have to kill myself is this related to mario dan i don't know how to tell you this uh man hey how about this all right dan how about this check this out right shut the [ __ ] up why don't you leave me the [ __ ] alone i thought you're my friend here's a crazy idea you might love okay so check this out uh-huh do you remember that game super mario 3d world i do that we played it was like co-op offering each other over constantly fudge yeah remember that game loved it so they made uh dlc for it called bowser's fury that's awesome do you want do you wanna play of course i do man 38 seconds how is that possible that's pretty damn good that doesn't make any sense you have to go with the exact same pace as the oh but i died a bunch okay never mind i went back a bunch yeah if you do it in one shot i guess it's 38 seconds i suppose i did that 45 times oh boy oh boy oh [ __ ] off this is a little cut scene where he gets up it's stupid oh i can use the chain balls to get pain balls yo dude i can use the chain balls [ __ ] i can use the chain balls to die yes of course that much is a given however i can use the chain balls to bust into the mushrooms on the sides you ready for this [ __ ] i don't think you're ready for this jelly i don't think you're ready for this jewelry some kind of domey looking thing great absolute nightmare it sucks this sucks this is really brutal ah it's so tense checkpoint checkpoint checkpoint yes okay my balls ooh my balls you got 99 what the freaking gosh with the with the advent of grump out he's definitely like i've i've been i got to say i've been watching game grumps more just because it's been like oh y'all i want to hear this bit you know like that's fun yeah i thought you're gonna say i've been watching game grumps more and uh it is dying we are in the dark era i will say definitely not the golden age yeah no it's been dying uh since 2013. it's just a very long death oh what the frick and oh dookie oh man oh okay all right well cool so fun love it dude there we go oh okay i think i think i know what i need to do now i hate it i hate you just talking to myself here yeah i mean why would i take i hate you spoken by someone with no other person in the room besides yourself why would i take offense to that i don't know it's rhetorical you know how i am i'm artistic and now get a running start yeah there you go oh smooth move xlax but you're the one that did it i know why don't you ever understand that i'm talking to myself about these kinds of things okay yes queen yeah queen queen queen queen quick quick quick queen queen come back queen queen no oh queen oh oh yes queen oh well progress was made man ross is hooking you up ross is really hooking me you know he's not being as deceitful and upsetting as he usually is i mean we're also four levels into 800. yeah ross man doing the ross toss okay doing the raw stuff do the raw sauce [Music] all right baby boys here we go here we go [Laughter] you got it oh man that's that's what we need on on grump out or at least on the game grumps reaction compilations an instant karma compilation those are those are my absolute favorites whoops yeah they're they're um very eye-opening so every time i'm like check this out here we go oh god hope you noobs brought your a game i'm a regular lewis and clark over here oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Laughter] and we're jumping we're tossing tosserino he was a broken man by the end [ __ ] what the hell sometimes it works sometimes it do not sometimes i feel like i know sometimes to mess with you [ __ ] what the [ __ ] grab it go jump on the thing yeah throw the thing [Music] well [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the why can't i just land on it and jump on it and squeeze on it and love on it and kiss on it love it i love my naughty pet you're naughty [Music] all right god i love tommy boy all right don't pay attention [Laughter] all right all right here we go this is [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Laughter] just gonna restart all the momentum man here we go okay and we're off kiss it shoot it [ __ ] it's easy simple really he's all like stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] sucks such a piece of [ __ ] i can't believe anybody watches this show do you remember when you're telling me that story about how you were at your house one day like folding laundry and just going yeah yeah you like it and you said susie was like please please stop yeah you like it yeah yeah you like it go man a moment of ecstasy at the end so funny [ __ ] oh yeah that's what it is it's my [ __ ] eggs for more pokemon [Laughter] i didn't realize that voice had been in my life for so long god can you can you even count how many times i've shouted that in front of a live studio audience it's pretty special in a in a city that i'm not from yeah is there a way you can toss it upwards um [Laughter] oh my god i'm so glad i would record it so i can listen back to it later at another time in my life this is the man i used to do comedy with he was my best friend yeah we don't speak much anymore [Laughter] sometimes i think he's still out there sometimes i wonder if he's still out there violating the restraining order and then he just here in the distance oh my god is that him lock all the drawers call 9-1-1 yeah but i'll see you look wistfully out the window no [Music] okay all right i told you my friend john uh once said it would be amazing if scat man made those sounds while he was falling down stairs oh yeah man oh yeah just wonderful that's the best this is so stupid but you can picture it so clearly look at the exact same pace too like his [ __ ] limbs are all floppy [Laughter] oh my gosh that's the funniest [ __ ] image i've ever seen in my life it's really good and after he's collapsed in a heap of broken bones at the bottom of the stairs he's just like skip like one like one hand comes up it's like it just completely hits the the very bottom right of the edge i'm scared man oh god that's so [ __ ] funny there's something about there's some about stare jokes that really get me yeah i know there's there's my favorite old girl chan joke is when you uh yusuke falls down the stairs this is the first thing i animated in girl chan three was yusuke falling down the stairs she's just she's like let's go and just like [Music] oh my god i haven't thought of that in so long scab man slowed down 75 percent [Laughter] [Music] man i need to find that again [Music] hold on i have to it's so funny it could i mean it must have been a long time ago because we were definitely together [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you do you do i'm the scan man uh-oh i'm [ __ ] oh i'm [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] wow it just starts over [Music] because it sounds like he like remembered it's like a scream to the heavens so [Music] it's like so unexpected oh god it's just the best let it push you through oh [Laughter] you failed to let jesus take the wheel you were like i got this wheel and jesus was like all right man he's like whatever man i mean i'm gonna turn the other cheek on this one your funeral you think coming back from the dead is easy i got some news for you yeah that's as somebody who did it successfully very few people can claim that my friend it's basically me and the zombies from the walking dead [Music] [Laughter] we used to we used to check the microphone before nsp shows that's right they just play it like loudly through the house speakers [Music] oh [Music] all you had to do was not that i know i this levels it's listen genius but very frustrating because you're it's it's it's so slow-paced oh i think you're talking about me no what i thought you were like listen genius oh [Laughter] pretty intense listen genius that's interesting why is it oh well oh hey oh my god oh my god it's a shame the spiky giant dildo of justice came down on you because otherwise that would have been amazing pretty triumphant i felt felt really good about that oh everything feels triumphant until you're squashed by a giant spiky dildo in fact that's just science there's some people that would argue that that's the most triumphant thing of all has anyone ever covered scat man i don't think anyone can that guy was a once in a hey man if the scat man can do it brother so can you yeah i mean easy for him to say everybody do it everybody's stunned he's the scat man skipping everybody that's what the whole [ __ ] song is about the fact that anyone can do it yeah so why hasn't anyone done it because what he's saying is the [ __ ] the line is everybody stutters one way or the other because he had a very serious stutter in real life how am i supposed to know that uh i don't know check his wiki baby what am i going to do to look up his wiki in 1985 or whatever it's 1999 i don't care the point is there was none so how was i supposed to know that no i don't know what am i supposed to what did he he was a time travel and he was like in the future when you talk about this on game modes yeah but i haven't been sitting on this information for 21 years i'm not blaming you i'm blaming the scat man no [ __ ] why am i being so over it's because i want this to go faster like i'm just it's levels so slow yeah i get it like can we go can we go all right i get it scat man could do it and i can't got it my cat likes to sleep on the floor because it's cold [Laughter] i don't really know what to do with that information i don't care what you do with it i'm giving it to you i'm burdening you with it yeah i don't know here's an idea of a shot of your ass just shut up this information is for you slower and more gentle you go the better chance you have of not having to do this all over as i frantically move everything along now i know easy now take it easy i'm trying man you're not trying no it's the frog suit it really just is so frantic okay if the sky can do it then others get it as well i just can't make it do it brother then other people can they could they could scat as well [Laughter] like the frogs suit just gently drifts through the floor and out of the game you're like um this'll die the stakes get raised when there's one that's been going on for several episodes as we know from mother father bring me my celebratory clean diaper all right i forgot about that oh mother father mario's moves he can jump and he can hire jump whoa oh he crouched okay welcome back hi how's it going everyone uh aaron's just learning mario's moves yeah i just love that there's it's like mario's moves oh jump high jump and higher jump excuse me enter pipe enter by it off to nasty toilet land yeah yeah and that i'm so impatient i'm not impatient but i went through it last time and it was fine i went very quickly without wading through it last time and it was fine but based on the research that i've done in this situation i hate that there's lives and i can tell exactly how many times i've died on this stage 18. 18. technically 17 right it started at 99 correct we all think we're gonna live to like 90 95 but you might actually have 20 minutes left to live and i'm like what [Laughter] yeah god that's so upsetting oh come on why do you [ __ ] and because of dan i'm gonna i'm gonna take it slow oh what i thought he couldn't get up there i thought that was the whole point of the size of the thing is that he couldn't get up there yeah looks like i have to go fast dan looks like my intuition was the right one [Laughter] mom dan was wrong [Laughter] that really is such a kid impulse like i've i certainly knew that kid i don't know if you did who was like what was that kid the kid who was so uh desperate to tattle on someone else they would scream their parents or a teacher into the room just to [ __ ] snitch on someone okay it's not over it's not over you're right man such immediate panic that's all i know man it's who i am oh [ __ ] really okay well 80 lives to go both have full beards like our shirts are all unbuttoned like it's day 12. i should have been streaming this i was losing all this content we're so tired and exhausted that we can't even expend the energy to open our mouths fully we're just like no wasted motion get up here get up here you freak you freak of nature whoa [Laughter] but that's okay [Laughter] i don't want to scream uh i want to save it for when i actually scream yeah exactly for when you don't even realize you're screaming until after the scream's over yeah [ __ ] [Music] it's like in the cartoon when they like they've been stranded at sea forever yes finally sorry ross looks like looks like this is ross fail number two i don't understand what that means you put on the screen [Laughter] smells like my insides this bonefish bonefish grill get down here oh that was so close very careful oh god death is just around every corner oh [ __ ] that's one of my favorite of the instagram story characters i came up with was that guy's voice wherever i got him is it my dog peed on the carpet so i burned it and then i threw away the carpet [Laughter] that guy i [ __ ] surprised myself with that one i didn't know where it was going at the beginning and then i was like that's [ __ ] genius yeah and you can see me like crack a smile at the end because i was like yes it's like vaudeville humor yes yes yes no no no no no no do you need him to push you through i don't [ __ ] know i don't know and it takes me so long to get there to even like experiment to figure it out yeah there's no special effects at all really you don't know that there could be a time traveler okay go on oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] bone fit [ __ ] it's just it's just it's just trite at this point like the this part of the stage is just trite i'm just getting through it and it is enduring it's [ __ ] onslaught of relentless garbage anyway continue about old movies we all get emotional when we play video games because these things are designed to be frustrating video games in general and especially ross created video games exactly [Music] kaboom you didn't do the thing i know i didn't do the thing daniel jeez louise all the stimuli in the game related to my playing has told me already signified stop it stop head butting to the music there's nothing there's nothing to wait for get up here there we go good job it takes so [ __ ] long now and so what wasted my time no no it got quiet in here the way that like after someone screams like that in like a movie theater like everyone's or a restaurant yes everyone just gets real silent you're like somebody's serious yes somebody is really upset maybe they should have their moments well i mean what could be more animal than that like hear loud unexpected noise look in direction of noise it's like when you see something out of the corner and you're like yeah it's like it's not going to be like a lion it's just a penis [Laughter] george how did you get in here what are you doing oh gee whiz george put your breathing in the way he's like stop you no you love my feet i do this it's true that's penis george might be one of our worst characters no i think two georges or two steves this is probably true is still terrible [Laughter] two steves is in no way like re resolved god two steves [ __ ] kills me every time i think about it oh come on [ __ ] i'm so exhausted with this stage can you skip it no i don't think so cool [Music] [Music] he looks like a [ __ ] [ __ ] i think you want to wait for the second or third one you know what i mean yeah don't you mean dan but it's uh how easy is that well why don't you hold the controller or do it i would love to do an episode of game grumps where it's like 29 minutes of intro and then we almost did it with that genie and garofalo's episode to mount everest all right start it over yeah all right run the intro again i said don't hit the fur dude you know you gotta you gotta give me some slack here cause this is i'm i'm i'm on the edge was i giving you too much crap it's just such a like a cranky old person word why is this crap crap that's the only thing we could say in the military hit us with soap or whatever i don't know you know what i'm saying not fully but i get the basic gist let me get up there oh [ __ ] i got a little too excited i will not criticize you aaron because you are my friend it's okay you can criticize me we're doing a comedy show okay the whole point i get mad and you go aaron and then and then it clips and then millions of views then we get to go home and eat chili yeah well that's where we diverge paths i don't even like chili that was a joke there you go [Laughter] split the difference aaron [Laughter] [Music] everything you say to me you are absolutely bringing me one step closer to the edge i could feel myself about to break yeah i'm breaking right now mommy milky make fun of teddies mommy milky thunderous applause no aaron what do you mean no what are you talking about man it didn't come out far i know but i needed to go hurry because the block would go away just a split second extra why don't you do it you're so is so there and it's like why don't you do it you sh you say the things but you never do the do you sound like um someone just yelling at me on the street you say the things but you never do the do why don't you just do the do and i'm just like looking around like oh man my car keys [Laughter] loop around to do the thing and then go go go go in the [ __ ] oh what i think you have to get out of the shell what yeah you might have to shed the shell on your way up f shedding the shell that's how i get around i get i get i get [Laughter] [Music] what was that what was that so close i didn't even see what happened there i just disappeared can i get a replay on that [Music] yeah maybe there can be some kind of snarky comment over with [Laughter] it was clearly there anyway it's okay it's just for entertainment purposes only this doesn't affect my ego or anything well isn't this awkward man that's the very definition of well [ __ ] [Laughter] well [ __ ] yet how y'all doing i got so many one-ups from this though yeah it's pretty sweet it's to your benefit to keep dying gotta love it we love it ross so good so fun is what it is so dozer yeah [Music] [Laughter] no oh [Laughter] oh [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] oh man keep [ __ ] it up great work i'm gonna take my celebratory sip of mother's milk oh that's not good daddy doesn't like that mommy milky uh mommy milk please add thunderous applause after i say that [ __ ] yeah every time mommy wow [ __ ] goddamn monty mole piece of [ __ ] you you you drama queen you're totally gonna be that guy that's like oh look it's been they're like wow big bird and you're like girl work yeah yeah i take i i push their little heads out of the way it's snuffle obviously who's stuffing [Laughter] can i take your cousins or whatever nephews but you can join me of course i'm no you think i'm gonna give you my nephews so you could take them to sesame place instead why not can you give me a compelling reason i want to go to sesame place not good enough i want more i only just learned about it even though you've been yearning to go your entire [ __ ] life i just remember my dad saying oh well we'll get back here and low and freaking behold god damn it three decades have passed hey you know i'll get back here what if he's planning what if he's got it planned he was gonna take you last year but back to your background yeah and possibly he was like man i hope he doesn't remember and like go himself or whatever and then now you're thinking about it pretty sure if i go myself to sesame place i'm going to end up on some kind of watch list well okay fair enough that's why you have to get elmo that's why you have to rent a cover kid she can't rent children yes you go to legoland or whatever and it's like and it's like oh we'll go for the kid but like really you're going for you and then you're just like go on kid and then he just goes does whatever but you're like and i was like where's your child oh he's over there at the end of the day i just drive away just let them sort it out i had such a fun time oh man how about you billy didn't have a child with me i don't remember oh man that's so funny we can love it they say like you know you there's three ways to experience disneyland it's when you're a kid when you're an adult and when you're an adult with a kid ah interesting so think about that for a second when you think about leaving me out wow all right i could be your kid dude you could i could pretend pretty well uh sure um hello pretty convincing right yeah there's two ways to experience disneyland expensive very expensive and god damn and what are you doing yeah you could have put that money towards college yeah and yeah there goes my pension the expensive extremely expensive and there goes my pension good [ __ ] man these are good bits i hope they end up in the comps oh my god yes monty mole yes [ __ ] [ __ ] monty [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ] monty [ __ ] okay oh this stage is killing me right now yeah you're killing us ross all right i can see him smiling right now i like it yeah love it it is it is it is funny to me that ross is the thing that brought us together in the end yes when all he really wants to do is tear us apart just [Laughter] i was texting him afterwards and he was like where did you how did you go how far did you get where did you get and i was like oh it's the monty mole stage he's like oh yeah i hate that stage oh yeah it's a nightmare whoever created that should be kicked in the head uh monty moles stuff is a real pain in the ass isn't it that's like thanks man as a matter of fact yes sir also a fun anecdote is uh everybody was playing another game so uh he had to restart this level and before we started recording he was like i just need to get back to the checkpoint so this might take a couple minutes and then we realized that the checkpoint is two seconds away from the beginning of the stage i was like all right okay neat [ __ ] i [ __ ] hate the moles yeah yeah so does the person who created this level we'll put the uh where this is system because it goes the the it's because it's the beginning of the recording session it everything's very like basic i don't i don't know that thought really goes places so let me explain it yes i uh because like what [ __ ] oh my god once it gets to the the end of the session i'm just exhausted i i feel like it's like nonsense and it's very stream of consciousness but like at the beginning it's just kind of like oh i don't like that mole yeah you're not like very human yeah normal this is difficult and then by the end you're like no okay no [ __ ] this reminds me of what my mom didn't give me spaghetti or something you know like just really getting deep [Laughter] yeah you're so frustrated you go back into childhood oh my dick's falling off all right yeah it's it's early it's early for it is for the falling of the dick yeah i i feel like jumping right into the stage that i was having trouble with at the beginning of the day is a recipe for yeah immediate mind losage it's a that's an excellent name for a song immediate mind loses yeah hey susie what's the song that's been stuck in our heads for like a week straight she's going to hate you for bringing that up what a terrible thing to ask someone hey you know that thing you finally got a respite from and your mind is finally at peace what was it bill you're out of the band i can't i just i can't remember what's that the river's wide and the valley is low [Laughter] there's so many things that things can be what the oh the [ __ ] the left yeah you didn't kill them all aaron i don't have time for your hippie [ __ ] [ __ ] i keep forgetting about that one i gotta remember that's that's the one that's the that's the one that's the gatekeeper you've said that's the one about like three different moles now there he is sort of a [ __ ] i just master that one i'll get through it i see you oh goodness if i just master that one and everyone after it then then i'll just get then i'll get through it they just look too low but you can actually oh come on [ __ ] sorry that's the one that's the one i needed [Laughter] we've never done it in person before oh wow yeah finally you get to hear it all god that was that was only during the backstreet boys oh backstreet boys has been going on for a hot minute dude that's right i always laugh because it gets cut off on discord oh we have so oh i'm so glad i get to share this with you sailor said man oh my god no i was farther than i've ever been oh the farts were relaxing you oh wait the swamps i got i went so far ahead that the thwomp's disappeared hey that's great but oh i either can't go anywhere now dang it that would have been awesome yeah wow it was like kicking so much at dude your fart sound effects were really inspiring me really yeah they were giving me energy okay here let me infuse you with the power yeah please oh i can feel it i can feel the cosmos [Laughter] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh dang it the moment i stopped with the farts yeah that's that was it that i'm telling you man unbelievable all right you're amazing just just sprinkle them in don't don't give me the super hyper power charged ones just give me a little this and that every so often do you think i have control over this man how many times do i have to tell you that i'm merely a vessel for god's light what's the best one are you killing me no don't stop i won't stop i won't stop [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that's the farthest i've ever gotten though dude really yes the meditative fart state yeah really it all went wrong when i tried to go outside the box with moan bark fart i think that's it that's exactly what it was yes that's when things went off the rails okay all right all right all right you i i swear to god like i and honestly like it was a bit but now at this point i'm starting to think that there's truth to it because it was just so meditative and i knew what to expect but at the same time there was a little bit of surprise sprinkled in there [Laughter] for a second during the last one i thought you were going to do um the rocky theme it's truly the best one this is incredible i'm telling you man it gives me power [Laughter] please let there be a checkpoint there's no question that that was what helped me yeah that's amazing dig oh okay don't well i died all right that's it for me oh old morning get that big message soon enough don't don't don't oh he did it he told him not to but he did it oh and now look at me this is hello i i've never felt more claustrophobic in my life um these are what my nightmares are made of oh i hate i hate the claustrophobic feeling trigger the explosion my friend oh yes spaghettios screamy mcelberton cave next time on game grove all right fun times thank you aaron thank you for that uplifting story we all need in these trying times ford before we go aaron and i realized that anyone well most times anyone says in these difficult times they're usually selling something so in these difficult times [Music] poor so succinct man there we go roy's twisted molehole um pass feels like i'm in a dentist's office and i'm playing with some generic toy it looks like sesame place yeah which we have to go to i'm pretty sure it's made for five-year-olds but yes i would love to go there your freaked out patience actually paid off wow [Applause] i've gotta take a little tree house in my heart right now oh do you mean a little birdhouse in your soul yes no they might be giants they might be big people they might be large right big little tree house in your heart see writing songs is easy you just put the words in and then the words happen and then off you go it was not a little treehouse in my birdhouse in your soul not to put too fine a point on it say i'm the only bee in your bonnet it's like a little birdhouse in yourself okay well i gotta say and i mentioned this before like it seems like because ross he had to make so many stages and he's like started really like learning and taking things seriously like there's a lot less like my brain had to shift because like old raw stages were just like all right normally i guess i would drum here but i don't want to because i know there's going to be something to [ __ ] me up over there yes it's a surprise but with there's none of that anymore it's all just like actual progression yeah no ross has uh gotten much better level creation from like a classic game standpoint yeah this is rough yeah it is maybe you should pick up the controller mantle sometime i'm not you really think i'm giving you a hard time when i'm not at all you're really busting my chops right now no there was no chat busting so where's the lickage so wait why not the lick equal parts lick and busting that's what i want i was trying to build camaraderie through a shared uh understanding of how difficult this is and instead you came at me bro no you was because you were busting the only thing i bust are rhymes and nuts most certainly not chops yeah i'm always coming don't don't go back to that part where i was like i'm just supposed to use shots i never bust chops mister i wouldn't even know how to do it sorry bro just post your shots i'll put a little bee in your flag it's a treehouse in your s do you want me to play the song so you can just have it oh all right it's already stuck in my head it's just the different words yeah the incorrect version yeah the one that i made up in my head is stuck in my head istanbul and constantinople what is this album called flood really because it's a flood of good music sure i don't know dude if the wikipedia is like they called it float because it was a flood of good music i might be they might be giants did they ever find out if they were giants or not yeah i don't know i mean they're still making music so the chances are very positive i didn't i accidentally pressed down i didn't mean to press down it's okay it's entirely possible there could be giants yeah see there's a reasonable chance but why isn't it why okay why that's what i want to know why the name yeah they might be giants i'm not sure i feel like every time you get tickets to a live show their their name is moot at that point like you walk out and you're like i just went to a they're not giants concert so wait i don't understand where you're because you would see them on stage and you would realize that they're not giants they're in fact normal people maybe maybe it was something that someone said about their band when they first started right like they might be giants like they might be a very successful group it's possible i don't know about that i'm sorry should we review our all the theories we've come up with yes that and no other [Laughter] no i mean it has to be a question they've been asked a hundred times i'm sure the answer's out there somewhere sure because it's such an intriguing band name this [ __ ] mole this [ __ ] mole you know and another thing about the mole this [ __ ] mole this is uh really really difficult i hate it i'm really sick of it i'm sick of doing it i'm sick of seeing it i don't want to see this stupid [ __ ] particle effect ass wind again uh particle man that's another good song for that oh my god would you get off they might be giants we've already determined that they're not it's the end of the conversation it's a good album every song is a clue ross you clever girl the owen o'donovan must stand for oh my god go ahead and clear that one please oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa look at them with their mouths open right under the icicle we are ready to receive you it's a hot day out a chilly little icicle straight into my brain would help wait for it oh come on wait for it i was waiting for it but i jumped early [Laughter] oh man you know what you're right oh bump off you bumping bumping deep d-boy oh yes doctor bumping d-ball a specialist and all that just bumping oh come on no oh yes yeah see i waited for it and then i timed it right it was yeah excellent celebrated everywhere so we were jumping in oh man so close what happens if i don't jump maybe i'm like helping it by you see what i'm saying sure like i should jump here because that would help me in that situation but no i guess you just can't get out of the way fast enough no yeah you should jump jump goes faster i i had already made that determination early on in the in the learning process but you decided to revisit it yeah it's fine it was so far from the point where i remembered it that it was so iterative that i don't remember where we came from you know sometimes history is doomed to repeat itself or whatever god i hope that's on your tombstone you know sometimes history is doomed to repeat itself or whatever aaron hansen 1987. that's true though if you don't learn from your past then the pat the future is going to bust your chops you know what i'm saying you don't like your own chops gonna bust bust them dude just trying to pop on his head all the time that's not true i just need to perfect the bop on the head technique okay i i and listen this isn't me doing that thing i always do or i'm like no you're wrong even though i literally said that's not true yeah it sounded like it the point is i wanted all the classic hallmarks the point is i want to perfect my method okay this is good this instead of doing your equally useful methods that's good see yes i'm getting good at one more shot hey look at that 69. nice nice do not beat that level whatever you do that's that my nose is close to your butthole number hey nice can't say that about almost any other number [Laughter] there are a couple yeah you never know there's gotta be one oh that's funny what is hbo max even it's the is it like hbo go yeah it's it's the wonder woman 1984 platform channel you know the movie everyone hated did they i didn't see it yeah it was very poorly received i didn't see it but people didn't seem to like it that much maybe because i had to buy a whole platform just to watch it i can imagine that would cause some resentment yeah you had to get a subscription service just to see a movie that everyone's saying is bad no one would do such a thing unless it was the mandalorian where i would actually buy five new stations and kill a man just to see the next episode oh look at this tricky boy think of the size of the audience that watches the show there's got to be at least a thousand people watching game of thrones for the first time right now well then here i'll give a gang room spoiler i beat this stage oh are you scary right that was me coming back in time or did i ruin your experience no you don't even know what i'm talking about you don't even know who i'm talking about in game of thrones except that we specifically talked about who the actor was yeah but you don't even know what he looks like because in the mandalorian wears a helmet he looks like the actor you don't know that he does don't google it he takes his helmet off dude whatever for like a second and he's all muddy so you don't know he's got dirt on his face yeah you see him and you're like oh i guess i can't really get a sense of you know what i mean and also that's a spoiler for the mandalorian that his face was dirty no he takes off his helmet that's more a spoiler than the vague spoiler that i gave for game of thrones no it's not yes it is no it's not what do you mean it's not at the first episode he's like lawyers don't take off their helmets and it's like well i mean come on they either does or he does it and you answered the question you're just trying to backtrack no you're trying to deflect no you're trying to deflect because i called out your hypocrisy oh my god i might actually get up and leave right now how was him taking off his helmet not a spoiler would you let it go please i'm not letting it go look at your look at your audio capture compared to mine just huge blocks of screaming look at you going uh go to what about isms yeah i mean [ __ ] they look like upside down penises who does the pipes with the with the the saw blades on them this one doesn't cause there's four bad example oh [ __ ] i hate this game [Music] it brings out the worst in me i need to see the penis pipes can you not admit that the mandalorian taking off his helmet is a spoiler i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna leave i'm gonna walk away what are you talking about okay great it's a spoiler okay that's all i wanted okay cool we're both [ __ ] are you happy yes of course i am no one would have noticed if you had to make a huge [ __ ] deal about it for the last everyone would have noticed oh man you don't think the comments would have been like um dan that's also a spoiler could have had it taken out quietly but now we'd have to [ __ ] delete the entire episode because you're a dick holy [ __ ] listen dude i'll just have the mandalorian takes off his helmet replaced with barney rubble is fred flintstone's friend it's way too late for that okay it's way too late i'll have it replaced with uh what's another spoiler that everyone knows the rosebud is a sled or whatever that's a spoiler everyone knows right how did somebody clear that in 20 seconds next time on game grubs is it really the end of the episode yeah i guess time flies when you're having fun with your friend eh the best goodbye bye everyone oh [ __ ] off with that [ __ ] sucks dude this stage sucks yeah this is tough ross wasn't messing around not messing around whatsoever oh this stage sucks yeah we're not getting any farther i i don't like it i haven't liked many of these there are a couple where i was like that was neat yeah i feel like the the the chompy chomp one with the the um springs on top that was kind of neat yeah boy this is great that we're on episode i want to say what seven or eight of ross's levels and we're already wistfully thinking back to the good old days of the early ones well that was like two two two levels ago i think it was one level ago god damn it god [ __ ] damn it god [ __ ] damn it play it slow oh [Music] oh sandra bullock miss congeniality oh i loved you in speed sure dennis hopper made his triumphant return as headless bomb squad man oh man his a tour de force performance with no head we gotta get we gotta go faster they go they have to go fast on a boat but you can just go fast on a boat because the ocean's just big the oceans the urushion [Music] pounces on you [Laughter] oops accidentally [Laughter] um ugh i love and hate the internet oh oh oh god that was so good and then it wasn't oh [ __ ] wow i got nervous yeah please don't make fun of me it won't matter because you have to make it there as balloon mario oh right yeah just looks like you're running on fart power you know like when you watch babies crawl across the floor and it just looks like they're gas powered like [Laughter] okay this is fine this is easy it's easy it's easy i just see it and i do it i see it and i do it connect the view with the fingers go go go hand eye coordination i've always been good at this as a child and growing up i've always been good at this i see it and i do it monkey see monkey do this is great i'm doing beautifully take your time ah i thought i could make it but why because i thought i could make it dude he shoots a laser beam is that not reason to just go for it they have such a charge period you always have more time than you think you do yeah that's true you're so right you're sorry well i i i learned by watching you you're being very generous right now you know you're sitting over there like god just [ __ ] listen to me no no no no that has happened in the past not right now it's definitely a familiar feeling [Laughter] it's like saying like yeah it has rained but it's sunny now oh bump off bump this [ __ ] i hate this part right here i hate this part you know the one that messed me up right now cloud's starting to appear in the sky getting a little rainy out yeah that part just sucks no wow i just let it how i shuttle it out that's fine oh my god all right all right we're good we're fine that's it this is it this is the one i'm doing it this is the speed run baby hey dan can you hand me that uh that shot that fur pillow that's over there can you hand me that fur pillow real quick do you want to smother yourself yeah can you just give me a pillow real quick that's over there yeah yeah there you go all right wow look at that look at that audio cap here yeah i like to imagine ross with his feet kicked up and a mint julep in his hand sunglasses on just watching us i'm just thinking like god this tastes sweet confidence confidence confidence confidence skill training [ __ ] [ __ ] right there oh i wasn't right there this was just a respite god oh my god just just like give me this one god just please if i have anything just let me clear this stage i don't need a million dollars i don't need like world peace or whatever just help me finish this stage i don't need world peace or whatever aaron hanson twitter i don't even want it i like the turmoil i like the stress okay just give me this mario maker stage and let me move on with my pathetic life oh man god this is the low point this is what it all came to when i am not happy about it i'm gonna make a [ __ ] nine tweet thread about how mario maker's destroying society or whatever most people don't realize but maker is contributing to one of the worst in this thread i will here we go and you're off oh [ __ ] i went too fast see it's because i didn't know the farts let's put this on me okay hold on bring it up what was that no [Music] [Music] are we gonna get struck for that uh i highly doubt it aaron but if that's a real song that i hear it's a real song with fart sounds on it yeah but that doesn't change it enough we've we've played it on the show before um actually it's um what do they call it when when you add to it it's transformative god damn these fights i hate this part oh god damn it but i i did change things a little bit that was disgusting that was a real wet one it's like a shotgun blast into a bowl you could hear like the location of it too it was very textured yeah like it it had a lot of room tone as they say it's like a like an echoey gas uh gas station bathroom yeah life in the fast lane relax relax oh [ __ ] i found the fast lane oh my god oh let me let me find out what's going on oh my god oh my god no yeah that doesn't look fun this stage goes on forever yeah ross what are you doing for half of her that that center rainbow aisle was definitely the place for a flag yes oh yeah he probably considered putting it there i gotta watch the like the vod for him being like yeah no you know what no no [ __ ] him make him earn it [ __ ] him that's a lot that's a lot closer to where it probably was ah [ __ ] him you're good oh no [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] i'm just losing it man i'm losing it like i'm losing my will this is really it's just it's true man like morale's a real thing of course it is this is this isn't the the level that ross said people this is the one that people give up on no that was the thwomp one so this is even further really yeah the thwomp the underwater one in the dark yes the little swamp companion jeez oh no no no no no no it's the controls they're terrible it was right there it's the end that's the end oh oh my god i just got so confused because the turning mechanics aren't consistent [Music] okay where do you keep pulling out these new ones from there's hundreds they're beautiful they're all beautiful yeah they're like snowflakes [Laughter] oh he's down when he's down when he's down i'm out no no no no no no no no no all right [Music] [Laughter] [Music] that's a good one that one's called bugle boy [Applause] oh no man that one was too funny it messed me up oh wow it really does work [ __ ] [ __ ] did you get scared by his almost beam no i just i just didn't do good yeah so i mean don't stop there just plow right i don't i do you see me stopping i only stopped because i lost my life uh i don't stop there did you see me stopping i only stopped because i stopped dan i need you to stop calling me out i'm sorry this is there's too much of that today it's so funny though it's like this i've never known anyone who contradicts themselves so fast and so completely that's comedy man it is so funny all right here we go here we go here we go running the gauntlet over the gauntlet boom boom boom jeep running the gauntlet boom boom you give yourself a breath and then you go you go i was going straight i was going perfect it was fine it was free it was fancy but no no no no no no no no no no no no no no so now everything you say to me that's such a smooth run too i know i know don't [ __ ] rub it in dude i was complimenting you i know [Laughter] listen when i'm in this state everything's antagonistic i understand my wife could come in and she'd be like i love you babe and i'd be like i'm trying to do a thing are you always [ __ ] with me [Laughter] would you like some rice krispies treats distract me with things i love she made a pumpkin cheesecake the other day oh i think i saw it in the fridge um you going through my fridge man well you know you're always welcome to thank you that's where the something i wanted was that's where the something i wanted was it was uh it was 80 of a pumpkin cheesecake [Laughter] there's nothing left yeah oh yeah oh yeah that pumpkin cheesecake yeah if you want some it's in my uh lower intestine yeah i thought it was just a delicious pacman i'm converting that to feces right now you can have that if you want plenty to go around oh man is that the sound of my colony pistons and stuff like smashing things down this machine is going to squirting out a little thing on a conveyor belt dude you know what's been the worst thing about lately tell me with that sentence [Laughter] no not that sentence freak what's been the worst thing about lately i can't poop in the mornings i'm sorry it takes later usually i'm i'm a morning pooper dude i mean i love pooping in the morning but i can't and the worst thing about that is i'm trying to lose weight again so in the mornings you weigh yourself and i usually poop and then it's like i lose a pound but a pound yeah man you drop pounds of turd yeah dude you've never seen my my deuce i never have oh man you gotta i gotta bless you one day but the only person whose deuces i've ever seen were ross because he texted them to us one time why did he do that i don't know he just took a picture of the toilet don't you remember and susie responded come on ross [Laughter] i just thought to myself i love my friends oh next time on game grumps i wow what do you think i'm gonna clear it in the next one i don't think so i think you wow you have one life left might as well see it through oh my god i do only have one life left i can't i've tried this stage oh my god i timed it perfectly with my anger we weren't even paying attention and you lost 69 lives well now here we go once again okay tag team one more one more let's begin one more let's see if i can do it because i said do you think i can do it on the next one yeah see if i can do it on the next one okay 69th this is gonna be the one i burped i feel good uh welcome back everybody hello uh it's game grumps time check this out uh you might be noticing i'm basically at the end in the background of the thing aaron did it you didn't miss anything yep it was arduous and silent and upsetting and uh i just [ __ ] plowed through it and it happened and technically you're only like five inches from where you've died a hundred times yeah it's just you got through that little like exactly so here i am actually there was kind of a funny moment where i was like being chased by a one of those red homing bullets it was like right behind me and i was like no no no no so imagine that in your head yeah it's not that hard really to imagine it i shouldn't have even said that yeah i should have just been like it was boring it was amazing it wasn't boring it was awesome dragons came out of nowhere all right let's do it all right here we go yes yeah look at him look at his flap his little body yeah congratulations aaron helly it just hangs there in the tree and you were so you were so distraught by that point that you you weren't even like yes yes i did it you're like all right that's so true yeah i did it okay when are we starting so welcome back yeah 13 lives were lost off screen hey man we did our best ah ah that gets them nice nice smart dude that was a nice little puzzle there oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] it all i know [ __ ] oh i should probably looks like we're running out of time oh yeah this guy here uh let me find my vertical gearbox all right oh hold on i'm getting a call from aaron hanson one sec dude tell him to get on hey what's up hey man yeah well hey ross we're doing we're doing game grumps right now oh you're doing game gross right now i'm streaming how are you oh that's cool uh i'm good man how are you i'm doing good yeah how are you uh i'm good man how are you yeah i'm good that's good man i'm all right so how are you is he going uh so check this we're on the great deku tree yeah um the stupid thing with the the p block what the hell what do you do which one what do you mean which one there's more god this sucks i don't i'm just trying to remember are you talking about the part where you have to shoot shoot with the arrows arrows what you have arrows you don't know how to use the arrows of course i don't this is the first time i've ever played his link in this damn game oh again you can shoot arrows how do you do that chat how do you shoot arrows is link speaker is that okay yeah yeah yeah yeah okay hold on okay aaron say hi hi everybody man dan's here hi ross um so how do they how do these okay so you hold zr and chat no don't say hi to them [Laughter] see it's zr or zl okay hold on let me try oh oh and then you just shoot up yeah and then okay since you probably won't know how to oh you can aim it yeah but also keep in mind you can uh when you're falling as link if you hold down you do like a down spike oh he does the zelda 2 thing oh look at that sweet that's cute you're gonna need to know that all right very helpful how how are you going so far i take it you're in world three now yes okay i i hated the balloon mario yeah that one's that that's actually the first level i ever made for the world i hate it too yeah i screamed into a pillow as a result of that one um the thwomp stage was brutal yeah the the swamp stage with the monty moles i hated that yep good but it was satisfying when i beat it so good um i can't think of any other ones in particular that were extremely upsetting that maybe what the lads which one was the the cactus heads the what the cactus heads that were on the conveyor belts oh yeah yeah you know okay so let me tell you my experience with that stage i i did when i finished it i was like okay that was a clever idea but i was unsure if i had to keep all of them or only one of them just one just one so i felt like the ten once one of them died i was like well i'm not getting through this with all of them so the tension sort of died for me um if i had known from the beginning i just had to keep one alive then i think i probably would have been more tense about it yeah at that that level i made a lot of the first world levels be a little um uh easier just so that people didn't like drop off until like the second world right yeah which i'm glad you got passed because a lot of people drop off after the second world yeah man i mean we're going through all of it it's been it's been a nightmare don't get us wrong the third one you're in right now third world was actually the first world i ever made i replaced about 50 of the levels in that one because i didn't like them late late later on wow only two levels that remain from like the first version of that world when it was world number one is the balloon one and the boss level oh yeah exciting so um and then after that i think my favorite world is probably the snow world which is world six um good luck thanks man thanks ross thank you for the horrors we we're loving it sorry what'd you say dan thank you for the horrors we're loving it hello thank you for the horrors oh no oh no dan hello we're here hello oh god dan i mean ross i'm here yeah sorry you caught out there what did dan say they hung up damn ross oh he's gone okay well the the people who watched his chat and the people who watched this uh playthrough will be able to paste the uh the footage together there we go and then they'll know oh god [Music] hell yeah that's really good this is good looks like it was a zelda thing oh [Music] little chromio in there wow master sword you're so good [Music] oh yeah [Music] [ __ ] wow that is great master sword you are a legend that was really [ __ ] good super cool and fun super cool and fun i just that that music sounded perfect for falling super cool and fun oh [ __ ] here we go [Music] it's so perfect yeah it's just got like a wee kind of quality yeah come on baby come on baby come on baby oh i accidentally hit the things i didn't know that was a thing i could do i didn't know that was a thing i could do okay what should i call ross again yeah how do you use this stupid incidental shop ross babe what's up oh threading the needle threading the needle oh god i'm amazing get low get low i'm about to kill right no no no no that's why i said get low he looks so nervous when he takes it out of this geez man please don't judge me this is my family's legacy pulling spike balls out of their tummies that's what i do what did i eat whoops oh you're supposed to throw the thing at the thing and die yes call ross here we go no the top one doesn't have power oh aaron's calling me again hold on hold on inside what's up uh ross how does the shop work the shop yeah oh so you gotta okay so it's it's it's it's a little janky but here's what you got to do you got to pick up the shell right on your head right or you could you could take it if you wanted to it's up to you but basically you got to up chuck you got to throw it up into the nose oh sorry i'm playing minecraft at the same time so my brain is like in two places um so you want to throw it up and then uh you'll get a random present oh wow that's beautiful i love it yeah it's like it's kind of like spelunky like desk right okay cool yeah but have a good one good luck enjoy minecraft i am i gotta try are you done with your obstacle course yeah i'm actually working on that right now oh i gotta try it yeah you should you gotta get on yeah we're gonna count this as a guess grumps because you've made so many appearances on this episode that's fair yeah all right have a good day good luck and we actually got to say goodbye this time yeah hey you random presents hey that's a great idea that is fun oh yeah and then it stays there forever yep so now i can only get one a random present well isn't that look at that now i got a [ __ ] spreadshot from contra no no he bumped me into it what a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i'm gonna have to do it next time on game grumps man well you know what you did your best thanks and it wasn't good enough cool see you later everyone bye goodbye hey everybody welcome back hello welcome back to gabe rubs oh yeah that's right we're doing this stage yup it's a rainy day in l.a it's a rainy day in the game it's a rainy day in the game yeah and it's just kind of this p oh my god it's kind of like this peaceful cozy day you know yeah um oh wow [ __ ] can i all right i'll just take it with me i guess whatever i'll give you one more hit that you can take oh what the f um what though is that good i don't know i guess that's like randomly a bad one but i hit two at the same time so great i actually feel kind of cool about that super cool and fun you need it i do like the spreadshot it makes me feel like i have a lot more power yes it's been feeling a big man big strong man that comes into the house and goes hey what are you doing with my big strong shoes over there i went out in here big strong man because of the houses excuse me did you touch the clock on my vcr did you drink a quarter of my apple juice oh [ __ ] it's okay it's okay is it yeah i got it we're done it's almost like it wasn't that hard to begin with almost like a child could have beaten that two minutes and 54 seconds due to the pipe on his head beat it after me grown man with a job couldn't handle it [Music] and this is my job so where's that side a grown man who's terrible at his job [Laughter] my view of things is that being amish would be great then yes signs point to yes well because it's like i don't want the phone i don't need technology i don't want the internet i don't want connectivity [ __ ] that [ __ ] give me cocaine no just kidding pretty sure cocaine isn't technology that is right what the [ __ ] it's a powder beating something to a pulp with a i'm not talking about the amish anymore i've already established that they're great the amish [ __ ] them i haven't thought of them in years [Laughter] sorry amish that wasn't i didn't mean to come down and you was just caught up in the moment much like every conversation about the amish this is just tearing everyone apart the only people who don't care of the amish because they won't be able to watch it let me let me tell you my relationship with that clip okay that game rooms clip of me going here we go script for mario 64. right so that clip went up on grump out it got like a ton of views and i was like oh neat let me watch it and i was like oh that's really funny i don't remember that and then i looked in the comments and the first comment was like this is probably one of those clips that aaron doesn't remember it's like yup to that well done um and then the second one was like all i can hear is terminal montages cartoon and i was like what and sure enough terminal montage who i've known for a long time i mean not like super personally or anything i've just known of him um before he became a super famous youtube boy um uh yeah he did he did like a mario cartoon he used that clip in it and it's really funny uh and that's the end of that okay but it was used it's just i don't know it's funny and i'm flattered at the end yeah thanks for using the clip in your funny cartoon and made it funnier here we go [ __ ] i got a little too fast yeah i was getting so good at it i was ahead of the game so amazing thank you for noticing such a gifted boy you've got talent in those bones of yours my grandson is a genius [Music] he invented the calculator don't look it up just trust i'm telling the truth my grandson is so advanced that he's a grandfather oh there we go oh wow all right he's so advanced he's older than me immediately he was born at the age of 87 years old my grandson's benjamin button he was the star of a movie you know he's the dead baby [Laughter] you know what shocked my sister he didn't die at this exact point every time listen it's not ever it's not that exact point every time no it looks sometimes it's the second jump it looks so hard sometimes it's mostly the second jump throw away a gift from god you know what i need the fart machine aaron aaron go go go go i feel it i feel the cosmos you're really doing it aaron oh oh [ __ ] [Laughter] [Laughter] sorry that was me [Laughter] stop okay you gotta give me more energy man oh i thought you wanted total silence no that's well that was the joke i was setting you up for oh but then you unleashed like the funniest one right away okay sorry all right total silence here we go whoa that's the nicki minaj fart remix that was ridiculous play that one again all right i'm so impressed with that one that's good what happens if you fart into a dyson volatile organic compound detected new high score wow what the [ __ ] was that that was called duke fartenson [Music] there's a button in this fart sound effect thing that just says package already scanned why is that in there what that's got to be some like in joke with the creator or whatever and it's like two friends are like funny man oh [ __ ] up what in the name of god farth vader i think one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life will always be the matrix fart remix i have never seen that it's just like scenes from the matrix with farts dubbed them sounds weird there's so many scenes where people are like squinting or like trying really hard and oh sure there's there's the best one the best one it's the it's like the dead middle of the video is when morpheus is training with neo and then you know morpheus knocks down neo and he's on the ground and then morpheus leans down as he leans down he's like you think that's aerial breathing wow i might have to see that the wet hot american summer dvd i believe had a version of the movie you could watch where it's the exact same movie just with farts thrown in which i think is kind of amazing i mean you could do anything with an audio track right yeah sure why not god that kills me yeah i i love that movie it might be one of my top 10 favorites so good such a good movie and the show's good too the show was great yeah i i loved it all right i don't watch what an american summary again yeah my favorite thing about the show was how everyone was in their mid-40s but like they would still say like the girl's like come on coop i'm almost 15. you know it's so funny so funny because it's true that's how they did [ __ ] back in the 80s like there would be these um there would be these comedies where everyone's supposed to be in high school but they're all clearly in their early 30s yeah i mean the [ __ ] breakfast club is like oh yeah that's a perfect example [ __ ] come on oh come on come on that was one where i avoided the [ __ ] won't you forget about it [ __ ] i got so nervous i got so nervous scales we get so nervous boy this is giving you trouble man yeah this stage is really wearing me down yeah this is a tough one it's it's so it's it's very precise and then also okay okay okay don't squander this yes okay i can oh that's okay that's okay no i [ __ ] squandered it yeah i saw that can someone at home please cut together those moments so they happen even faster like don't squander this no i squandered it don't squander this no i [ __ ] squandered it yeah thank you yeah oh no [ __ ] ow [Laughter] no all right this is fine though it's fine we're good everything's great i'm feeling very positive about this attempt as you should as i stare off into space christ [Laughter] it's all right oh no no i did it so good and then it wasn't good i did it so good mom i'm thirsty [Laughter] please take me to the park so i can ride the season that's the voice i give to camilla sometimes when she looks at me like where'd you go outside i heard you say the magic word go out that's the only word i know of course because it benefits only me she's so sweet man all i have to do is say hey camilla and then like her eyes open and her head [ __ ] to the side and her ears go up it's like i'm like god i love you so much attention no [ __ ] no [ __ ] no it's just because i'm trying to oh and i'm trying and i'm so try and i'm desperate at this point is really what it is and you can tell oh bump off you [ __ ] you forgot speed [Laughter] why don't you open oh man i'm busy but you promised me we could already hop wow [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] dude it's not okay and i'm not okay and i really don't want to talk about it nor do i want to feel about it i just want to be numb in my room and listen to numb by linkin park in my room alone like blink 182. are you done watching your story daddy [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] all right everything's fine i'm gonna have to move my therapy session up [Laughter] wow what is that spinny thing what spinny thing it was all the way on the right i can never get a good look at it well maybe you should pay attention next time no aaron it's off screen but it's a spinny thing you can clearly see it what did you [ __ ] like mind read it you are taking this out on me because i'm the only one around and i understand that so i'm not going to get mad you thank you you're real good friends no problem okay oh damn i wanna just bash my skull in on something right now like i just that's how much i wanna just feel something other than anger all right i don't care that's fine that's fine daddy oh daddy daddy give me milky please [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] guys [Applause] no it's not it's not no we're three minutes away dude that's incredible it feels like it's been three hours yeah in that case yeah let's keep going big tits mommy milk the [Applause] here we [Music] oh [ __ ] oh whatever dude i was on him oh i swear to god it's always something with this game it's always some goddamn thing there's always some obstacle in my way of progressing it's like video games it's like why even bother playing them if they're gonna be difficult like my life's already difficult great question still got eight minutes what the [ __ ] did it really just feel like that first 10 minutes it was like an hour what is wrong with us i don't know maybe that's what it is it's just that it's in our brains that if you die at something 60 times that must have taken a long time yeah forgetting that each time took maybe three seconds i i like the fish that stuck up on the bridge like well is it this is just great oh i fired in a mist wow missed both you missed again i missed again passed out in the snow thought i might have myself a popsicle oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] mother motherfu motherfu motherfu i believe you can do it aaron oh [Laughter] oh come on was it is that is that good does it work oh [ __ ] no it doesn't work cause i killed it i killed it i killed it smalls i killed it you killed it you can't kill it without killing it ninja shavings who's texting my freaking stupid [ __ ] friends always wanting my attention stupid awesome friends stupid awesome fresno there we go that's perfect that's perfect go go go go go go go up go up go up go up yes yes yes there's a checkpoint what the wait what you got to get a running jump oh my [ __ ] lord [Laughter] there it is i was completely expecting it and it was still the funniest thing i've ever heard yeah we are simple men of simple pleasure jesus is so funny oops you did it aaron i did it you really didn't [ __ ] killed it boy it's tough time that was right all right next time on game grumps oh goodbye we love you i'm i'm it's not even there's still two minutes you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me oh my god people anyone who's watching this watching our show for the first time must be i must think we're i mean just on on some kind of drugs how do you [ __ ] up that bed how are we so we tried to end our half hour long show at six minutes 18 minutes and 28 minutes [Music] now probably we'll zone out for half an hour and go an extra uh whatever it'll be wednesday by the time we're done jeez there we go there it is that's what i needed go go go go go you [ __ ] your stupid [ __ ] moving platforms can suck me off all day and all night baby one more shot give it one more shot yeah 25 lives left one more try to get by one more one there's one more dad to tell him here we go oh my god you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me [Laughter] it's so cute with my dog's face too you feel dandy oh and you gotta oh you gotta do it the whole time the whole way through you gotta use that one oh that's irresponsible of me i'm such a lazy man such a lazy man doing what he can with his lazy hair one more one more okay all right we kept stopping it early now it's time to end it late all right i'll never be on time i believe you could touch this guy which guy wait wait wait what wait wait what yeah you want to bring it lower oh that was a trick at the end that was a big trick oh that got me dude look you just gave me ross did this to me how could my friend though but even really i mean the answer is happily and easily great work aaron babe very proud of you listen to me speak because i'm going to speak loud before you he did it danny i want to kiss you hello everyone welcome back oh okay last what's going on uh as aaron knows i'm suffering from crippling insomnia that's right yeah and uh so i'm going to instead of um just being exhausted and uh dragging dragging ass through this whole session i'm gonna fight and uh go the opposite direction and have way too much energy oh okay so that it like wears you out so that you can stay asleep [Laughter] hello and welcome to game grumps hey it's like i keep starting over yeah yeah there's a lot of new stuff i know how it doesn't work i used to do a thing um that like if the teacher would because i was always like near the back of the class yes and i was pretty good at just like remaining stoic looking but i would do this thing jan hit the wall dude no um where like the teacher would say something and be like oh you know masses matter or whatever [ __ ] i don't know and then after they'd say a statement i would just go that's awesome outstanding it's like they couldn't really be like oh all right yeah i guess it is kind of awesome like they remember why they got into teaching yeah oh stay away from me stay away from me fool oh jeez if you put the parentheses around it's the order of operations it's awesome i do remember very clearly there was another time when there was a science class and they were de describing the different types of uh different types of planets that could exist and one of them was a stoney planet and someone just yelled yes dude it's just so immature but so funny meanwhile it's like 23 years later and i'm still thinking about it that guy definitely forgot he did that by lunch the whole day 69 fresh marios [Laughter] dude i built that um i gotta show you i i susie for christmas or was it for my birthday either way it was a gift from susie she she got me the um the lego nintendo that comes with like a little tv that like actually plays mario on it oh aaron you're getting actually worse at this i know um i finished it last night and it's the [ __ ] cutest thing in the world really where is it it's in the living room it's it's in uh it's in my other house you can't see it someone borrowed it it's funny watching you struggle so much but have no reaction to it you know just having a normal conversation it would be as if like i walked into your house and you're just pissing into your own face and you're like oh oh damn come on in i've got snacks in the pantry like aaron do you you maybe you should stop peeing you're like i'm sorry what oh oh you mean into my own face that is that is weird isn't it it is a bit of a struggle damn it [ __ ] it's the damn sandstorm just the it's rude and you know that was deliberate oh of course it was deliberate or at least like it happened accidentally and ross was was like oh that's awesome this is like frustratingly hard yes whoops [Laughter] i did have like an internal cloth that was thinking like aaron should be more pissed off by now well i don't know it's just nice it's nice to see somebody in my home no i did the the life circumstances of us like hanging out is magnificent [ __ ] damn it all right now that now that you're like putting now that you're telling me i should be pissed i'm like you're right wait a minute i have died 30 god damn it so [ __ ] there's such little room for error yeah just had to let it manifest into a physical form aka punching you in the face [Music] all right i like to take the escalator because it's easy on my knees what is that that's when you it's like from the very beginning of our one of our dead rising playthroughs where you killed a zombie on the escalator oh god god god god god i'm just letting off like little steam vents yeah that's all right so it doesn't manifest into a full-blown explosion of anger it's fine everything's getting better thanks thank you oh fricking fracking freaking [Applause] [Laughter] oh my goodness gracious me that's not true that can't be true so rude venus if i were a teacher grading this paper of yours it would definitely be f minus cv see me after class yeah was there any scarier thing to see on a paper than see me written in red ink an exclamation point [Music] i'm scared and alone and fearful and lonely there's no one around and i uh right right well in the game there's no luigi right it's a good save aaron [Laughter] let me just tell you it's been great to watch you collect two coins over the past 49 lives oh man all right dude dude we got three minutes left what if i was one of those people that like that had that weird it's like it's like haha you know but like i'm angry inside and the only way i express it is by like squeezing my leg at like such a degree where it starts bleeding you know wow this is fun right they just see it trickling down it's like a pool of blood underneath me i'm bringing turtle back yep oh next time on game grubs kill your parents oh god yeah i don't even know how to build on that it's too funny yeah sometimes you just don't want to tamper with diamonds [Laughter] wow elephants are baby elephants on parade all the kids are talking about it the kids are calling it baby i don't know i told you i couldn't build on it it's beautiful thank you that's my thought process that's my research i'm sorry all right we're good everything's fine we're all good everything's cool man everything is so cool kill your parents [ __ ] ah it's just i miss your chance to kill your parents except this establishes the rules [ __ ] right up top [ __ ] and it's just hard as [ __ ] god damn it all right we're good we're good we're good everything is good kill your parents finally my chance to kill my parents shout out to my parents by the way who i'm decidedly not killing yeah no i adore them excuse me my fellow americans how would you like to change a very basic thing [Laughter] oh we're all on board with that yeah we love that kind of stuff oh god the only thing we love more is agreeing with each other yeah so this is the perfect storm historically we're super awesome at all agreeing on one thing that changes god damn it god damn it goddammit god damn it that same place every time i know it's all right maybe start your run against the wind a little further back here's dan's helpful tip yeah which will get dan fired hey dan shut up yeah dan shut up and oh you want me to stop saying shut up why don't you make me bro bro oh i don't need your lip right now all right all right all right all right all right all right all right [Laughter] there's the crap he's gonna [ __ ] your father oh i forgot about that how could you forget the [ __ ] your father crashed that was yours i know i had this weird dream this is one of your finest creations what does it mean i don't understand god damn it god damn it this is when we've all evolved to play mario with our minds yeah i will go over there i will steer mario into victory excellent jesus this stage can lick my nuts lick my nuts i immediately don't like it because i have to wait a long time yes ooh sonic [Laughter] wow nice look at that ross actually created the level just for you to enjoy oh okay [Music] those ones were synced up yeah those buttons were synced suckers think song one two one two three one two three four one two i live together in our cycles yes yes [Laughter] oh i was supposed to stop but i didn't that's exactly what happened i know i couldn't have said it better oh jeez louise man this ain't going good for daddy over here ah this isn't what daddy i need my daddy soda billy bring in a daddy soda no oh oh oh oh that was the cloud that's the cloud that you upload your brain to when your mind is on the cloud anyone can download it i'm going to download aaron's mind now oh no it's just like nightmare fuel i got more than i bargained for it's horrible in here it's just like i don't know what i like and then every so often there is it's like i did and then you know that was funny but all the rest of it is terrifying oh man and let's of course no just be patient no but he set it up the same way as the first one where you just go so i'm walking into a pyramid there's a door and the pyramids in the background and you go in the door and you go into the pyramid right that's a flavor win all right this is a gameplay fail where the door leads me to a pipe like it's uh wow man anyway that's also a flavor win though because it shows you entering from the door into the pyramid and it shows the pyramid side and then you go into the tube that's another flavor win what kind of win hitting the spiky dildo in your first jump listen we're not talking about me here let's keep the focus on ross and his fingers oh i got so funny who got so [ __ ] it was like oh i gotta go and then didn't work you can always relax okay kill both your parents wow the mantra from the heavens i don't know why that's so funny to me don't kill your parents anyone no it's bad no aaron look at the other one went up this one just stayed longer right focus on the one in front they threw me off they're supposed to be in sync every time i think in sync i think oops i did it again that's britney spears it's britney spears it's not nsync and i think backstreet boys and frankly i've thought backstreet boys enough this year yeah we need to stop thinking about the backstreet boys oh man you really just gotta go you really just gotta go or not no don't wait go it's all about the speed baby okay oh it's just funny because when you said that that that cactus was over there shaking his head like no it isn't because he kind of has that shake he yeah okay [ __ ] em [ __ ] em good two birds kill your parents now do it them both why is this one off why is this one off there you're good oh no all right it doesn't matter it's irrelevant you get them all back if you lose it just gives you six no damn it god damn it [Music] [Laughter] all right into the door god damn it god damn it is this what everyone thinks of me what do you mean a failure no it is i think it is no one thinks you're a failure comment section be nice i was like i'll just let this result i feel like there's more coming suck my michio kaku oh the [ __ ] placement of it is bad whoa michelle you got it just for me going me up i could feel it shall get in here they're talking about uh mommy milky hilarious you know who hates mommy milky who everyone i say it to besides us texted that to my friends back in jersey and they were like dude please stop not so uncool big [ __ ] titties why right before the jumps dude [Applause] come on [Applause] it just like is even more uproars and it just like escalates yeah absolutely like it catches a second win people realize how genius the statement was [Music] ah that's [ __ ] funny god damn this stupid [ __ ] stage yeah it's rough this one that's why he put a one up there man oh yeah he michio cocknew yes there you go it's just me holding back a barf [Laughter] oh my [ __ ] good you never rage barfs before definitely the name of my first uh death metal album we are rage bar 42k [Laughter] ladies and gentlemen we are rage barf it just sounds like absolutely every other death metal oh [ __ ] okay [Applause] holy [ __ ] dude [ __ ] obama was like death metal makeup on [Laughter] corpse paint you know we do what we do what we do we do monza dan did you know that what does that mean monzai is is the most common form of japanese comedy but there's a duo and they get up on stage and there's a straight man and a fool i mean it's classic comedy sure but that's like a really like people don't go and see like stand-ups and they go and they're like you know i tell jokes and we offend a bunch of people and then i don't apologize about it on twitter like that's that's that's like mostly american comedy right but like japanese comedy is like mostly manzai which of us would be the fool i guess me oh because i'm always the one who's like bad [ __ ] suck [ __ ] ass you're like it's because you didn't jump you know like yeah but that's just our personality i know but it works because it's it fits into that category you know i guess so it's funny i was actually a long time ago i don't have ever talked about this on the show i i i visited japan and um i met with a friend who uh works um in the translation business okay and he was telling me about like the youtube uh world there and like what it's like on youtube there and like what's popular there and what's different about from here and stuff and i was like oh man you know like the game grumps format would be [ __ ] perfect for like a japanese let's play really um wouldn't it be cool if i found two like budding manzai comedians and and was like take the brand like take it take like the art style and just make it you guys and then [ __ ] game grumps in japan that'd be awesome and then you know and then we have like a japanese wing and then we'd like collaborate with them and [ __ ] yeah and and skim 90 off the table of course yeah well i would absolutely take a percentage of their hard work yeah translation i mean you're licensing the the thing yeah yeah they're little heads but we didn't draw i drew them yeah the new ones not the new ones no i drew the original ones yeah oh i knew that i have literally video footage of me drawing the original ones really yeah cool there's more no it didn't take damn son [Music] it looked all easy too no [ __ ] i gotta do all that [ __ ] again yeah but you learned something progress was made [ __ ] texting me here's something i don't miss about uh here's something i do miss about now that there's like a like a we have a people that like work on the production end of stuff we have like a production text thread and in times like today where i'm recording but they're also working on stuff my [ __ ] watch i have an apple watch my watch is just [ __ ] buzzing off the hook man yeah it's like every second it's just like this is business and they're like thumbnails are they cool and it's like i'm like yeah yes what's the thumbnail of uh it's a giant penis we'll get on all the blogs people will be like their game grumps dared to put a penis [ __ ] so forward thinking oh bad and then that episode gets huge and then everyone putting people yeah youtube had to change the rules because game grumps started the weather this is the penis revolution [Laughter] against censorship or whatever blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah tube filter you know what i'm surprised about whoa that butts gets censored literally everyone has a butt yeah what are you trying to hide because they're just so damn hot that goes without saying but still it's it seems strange to me that's where poop comes from dude it's vulgar i'm saying i'm so it is i don't want to see where poop comes from all the time except when i'm really in the mood to see where poop comes from all the time bubbly oh [ __ ] off ross [ __ ] off i guess you gotta do the whole like watch the arrows after all that it's so [ __ ] stressful now i gotta do it again damn it we'll do it live as they say as is common in show business [ __ ] do it alive we will do it live so live so [Music] in my own hand and throw it on the wall dude i've got to mister i'm putting it i'm i was getting primal over here man bringing it back to the the chimpanzee days the chimpanzees as they say or whatever you can do it out and i i believe in you thanks bud you're really giving me the confidence that i need do you see me believing in you do you believe i see i believe do you believe you can kill your parents there's just two of them and one of you but they're not expecting their hands to blow up okay wow i don't know [ __ ] [ __ ] my brain isn't isn't wired correctly right now i need time to kill my parents it's somehow even funnier like when it doesn't fit perfectly yes like you gotta shoehorn it [Laughter] watch those arrows stay to the right he went too fast oh my god ross come on you gotta wait for this one [ __ ] mean there was a timer you didn't there's a time there was a timer that definitely there's a touch you did right now [Laughter] [Music] there is something about like the density of swears that's the problem yeah all right because everybody knows like oh at the first minute like we talk about that all the time but like apparently it's another thing if it's like too dense in like one part then it also gets flagged yeah it's really strange stuff i guess like if i guess people have like a like a swear tolerance meter and it and it takes time to recharge but if you uh if you deplete it all at once then then it gets real sensitive can you imagine somebody watching game grumps they've watched games [Laughter] and they've watched game grumps for like a long time and then they get to an episode and then i'm just like i'm just like bleepity bleeping you bleep bleep bleep when you bleep in there like that's a little too much yeah i do think of kids who watch this show with their parents and then we'll talk about something overtly sexual you know or extremely violent or just whatever because it's such a stream of consciousness kind of show yeah or we talk about killing your parents over and over again oh yeah great example don't kill your parents everyone i can't stress that enough well what if they were mean to me not even if they were mean to you but what if i thought it was funny yeah of course it's funny but you can't do it you just can't do it yeah i just that it says we don't get game grubs stamp don't kill your parents approved no no dude don't oh yeah i guess so yeah yeah don't kill your parents disapproved would be a double negative yeah no no or or like don't kill your parents game room's approved yeah except we make it like really convoluted and hard to follow don't not don't kill your parents not killing your parents is game grumps approved [Music] killing your parents is not it's game grumps don't kill your parents approved you won't not be not don't not killing your parents in no time don't oh god oh okay mr large bones aaron why because i was like i'm gonna make it obviously that was the thought oh my god what is it gonna be like all right now stick your pinky finger up your [ __ ] do you feel anything tell me what you feel yeah i definitely feel something doctor if you feel something dirty and lumpy and when you pull it out it's brown that's poop it means you're dying no i'm not doing it i never even got to kill my parents we oftentimes don't dan yeah i was i was one of the lucky ones oh [ __ ] it's all right okay cool let's not play it cool because that one just launched and now i gotta think about that one bust them both god it's not enough time it's not enough time if you take too long on that middle one it doesn't work like [ __ ] creaky ass mike oh god okay one more one more aaron i'm not purposely doing it i'm just actually terrible okay i don't know how much i could stress that or i could leave 30 seconds early and you could just finish the episode yourself okay fine do whatever you got to do man i don't care i i'm i'm i'm [ __ ] jozu with this great i'm [ __ ] skilled as hell i've got all kinds of skills i've got purple skills blue skills next time i game revs oh yeah no i'm just kidding you do your thing okay yeah i'll keep it uh you know what i'm gonna complete it while you're gone oh please do goodbye everyone goodbye daniel have a great day um i know he's doing something good for himself you know he's he's doing it doing a proper checkup everything's going good so hey doctor dude they both sound the same hey doctor hey dan um so how are you doing today oh i'm feeling kind of good feeling healthy oh that's cool wow you must be eating right yeah you must be getting plenty of sleep well actually no doc i have an insomnia problem well how about take some melatonin and then it'll help you sleep oh melatonin i've never taken that before yes it's the chemical your body makes when to go to sleep naturally it's just how it is i did the speed thing i didn't dan wasn't here to witness it he'll never believe me dude i'm [ __ ] killing it right now doing an impression of dan and his doctor is really helping me hey hey doc what's going on no nothing much dan and just because what if it was just he's just calling it chat how was your weekend oh you know i went golfing it was kind of nice oh oh oh oh oh oh i don't know oh there was no checkpoint for that give me a break dude hello everyone welcome back ah good day to my endless agony yes starring my endless agony yeah and dan all right hi soon hopefully we'll give up there is no giving what the the timing was off on that one did you see that yeah better give up no i'm not gonna fill that space okay uh what if what a big friendly red ball to kill yeah it looks so friendly it sure does the giant smoldering steel ball flying at me at top speed candy-like red ball no oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i think what i did was what you have to do actually you like jump back and jump back the frantic panicking before falling out no not don't factor that in the the facts of what i did you know that part not the emotions of what i did yeah that was pretty smooth i don't know if you saw that i saw that full credit [ __ ] that was the wrong time to jump what are you doing man i don't know you're the one who's you why don't you just punch me sometimes i don't get it i don't want to punch anybody yeah but it's right there like it's just all the reason and if i did want to punch someone there'd be a long list of people before you buddy i suppose that's true yeah but i mean in the moment it's like you can't you can't fight the moment it's just there yeah there's no one else around the moment i get it no it is not it's okay everything is fine everything is good everything is fine everything is good oh yeah got it great job [ __ ] got it give me the one ups man give me the one-ups swipe him down put him in the gullet [ __ ] ah come on so close have you ever shipped your pickets i mean not today so i can feel good about that talking about like recently or like yeah i just feel like it's so like the chain chomp could be anywhere you know there's just a floating ball of unpredictable death all right well that wasn't yeah look at him right now he's facing the other way yeah unpredictable test that's what my mom called me that's what i do oh yeah my three children jenny stephen an unpredictable death he was a surprise he was a surprise and led to whatever the point is it's a funny name for a character thank you aaron yeah way to bring that one home thanks man you have died in more different ways fighting this one guy than i think i've ever seen oh [ __ ] there's a new one there's a new one it's totally new i mean look at all the x's around what a what a treasured adventure bring me another pee i would like the p please elijah ooh it's really popular on grab on though grab on grab on these nuts dude oh my god dude holy [ __ ] bro oh man that was awesome yeah it's wonderful you've given me so much joy on this day dan i can never be i can never repay you for this gift that you've given me you can repay me by not being my friend anymore jesus christ is so [ __ ] funny yeah yeah sometimes you know you just think hey he's my friend he won't die me out don't just for for a laugh to ridicule me in front of strangers holy [ __ ] he won't he won't do that multiple times no no friend would do that and then you got kind of go to sleep at night with a smile on your face knowing that you have good friends that won't won't [ __ ] you over sure and uh it just feels good it just feels good it's relaxing is what it is i just couldn't believe it i really hope that goes down in [ __ ] [ __ ] history dude oh we'll go down in history as the last day dan and aaron were friends end of an era oh man gorgeous man i like i am like actually too tired to be even like worked up about it just like yep cool [Music] it's just it's truly like and i'm not lying when i say what a [ __ ] gift that was ugh gorgeous you're my best friend thank you you you give me such joy and treasures throughout it's an honor oh man oh it's all right you know what i miss doing tell me live shows oh yeah sorry i'm just doing yeah make it out with a dude so much fun these songs killing my pants [Laughter] it's a little tough to keep track of you're keeping track of like three different things and you're like keeping time on this other thing and it's a little difficult i will say a little difficult anybody would have trouble with it not just me [Music] all the skilled gamers throughout the world cut to someone doing like a two second speed run [Music] this day when he was making this yeah just like oh i'll i'll be like i think he designed like three stages in one day i do oh i think he's amazing well you don't think he's capable no nobody's capable of doing that dan salvato and ross that's like hulk hogan in the ultimate warrior teaming up to clothesline you yeah oh man i bet you a million bucks i could do it if i actually if i hit the p a million dollars yes what do i get out of the deal you get to pay me a million dollars what a gift right that is pretty good look at this oh but i did it i got it up there maybe even though maybe he just spits out another spikey ball and throws it in the opposite direction oh [ __ ] you're so right yeah he's spiked that's what he does and he's like stomping around excitedly to do it that's the only thing he does he exclusively regurgitates spiky balls oh that was it you did oh wait wait wait no oh okay jerks yeah i know well we learned something today didn't we i've got a script some ice cream yeah there's a lot happening to me yes ross please end this [ __ ] [ __ ] hell man [ __ ] out you said it's [ __ ] cloudy [ __ ] going out so whoa god if i had a nickel for every time i've had that exact thought [ __ ] it out man it's [ __ ] getting all lit in the dining thingy in it dang it a dingy thingy no that's not what i said i said it standing but getting a thingy in it you know what you're absolutely right you're just not listening to me mate you're right starting to think like you're not wired to beat the stage of cats i'm dead wow i hate this stage yeah this is very tough like it's it's really just saw blades and ludwig and the sun and some koopas every so often like over and over again for a really long time take it up with management bro mgmt by the name of ross oh dude no when i got like farther than i've ever gotten i almost didn't really realize it because i was just kind of like oh there's more saws and and then there was the one saw blade that was like going in a circle and i was like oh that's different and there's a limited amount of area you can cover i feel you i am in the process of feeling you i just want to cheat god damn it why am i incredibly bad at this i'm incredible oh my god i hate the stage i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i wish i could get a rain check for this stage i wish i could just go home i am home yeah we're recording this i wish i could go to like the concept of home does that make sense sure okay but isn't the concept of home also here right but like i don't know like the idea of like oh i've been out for a long day and like now sure would be nice to unwind with some mario maker yeah just like kick my feet up and you know this is some music like that's that's home you know what i mean yes oh yeah man i had a great day it was fun now i'm ready to relax go home be in a safe space i can do anything you know 12 minutes later and it's just you screaming and on fire that's what i mean with i wish i could go home because this is bad well home for me is wherever you are bro what bro that's how i feel about you bro [Music] i love you five of us diamond like if you cry every time [ __ ] squeezy juice we have our own cameos i'm cameo dot com slash hello i'm aaron danzascamy.com dan avedan he's a little shy about promoting it but i'll do it for him um do you want to say what your what your first idea was for me for as a christmas present oh i was gonna get aaron a cameo with myself [Laughter] to him so i could just be like yo aaron what's up this is a message from your friend dane or no i was gonna be like yo erin is it because you spell it uniquely yeah yeah aaron aaron whatever it is i don't know uh i don't know hope i got that right yeah um dan tells me you're a fan of game grumps so thank you for that grooves it wasn't that word the kotaku kataka called it at the under tag for a long time it's really funny any news under game grumps was game grumps i'd love it never fixed they eventually fixed it yeah i think because they were getting enough [ __ ] about it on twitter or whatever so funny it kills me i don't know if anybody there has heard any of the [ __ ] that i've talked on kotaku before i'm sure they have but it still makes me laugh i don't i don't i'm not in it anymore i'm not like in that i'm not in the hot zone anymore about it for a while it was hot about it about kotaku yeah i was like [ __ ] them i can't believe [ __ ] you're always doing things and there was ignoring well kotaku aaron's cool with you now so looks like you can sleep easy yeah it looks like you've you know looks like you can brush off that [ __ ] 10 million lawsuit from hulk hogan or whatever oh geez did that happen yeah he sued them for posting that video of him where he's like bro head clamps or whatever was that wasn't that uh yeah same company oh wow okay god [ __ ] damn it this is worse than kotaku oh aaron please we just moved past that we did we yeah you did you have the emotional maturity of a man grown i have the emotional maturity of a pre-born child clammy wall of jackson i cry when my esophageal tube doesn't get enough nutrients a pre-born child with an esophageal tube yeah what's it called a sphincter what's that called what's that tube called umbilical cord oh my god [ __ ] this [ __ ] man [ __ ] this stupid level he placed the clouds exactly where the sun would come down and hit yes he did it's so [ __ ] like it's some kind of revelation it's not a revelation it's a revolution got a revelation gap the revelation yeah it's okay it's okay that's okay we're at the end we're at the end we're at the end i feel like we're at the end [ __ ] i'm at the end for me yeah i'm at the end of my rope oh my god all right oh oh fiddle dee dude break my [ __ ] phone i'm gonna smash it i'm gonna smash it on the ground wow game over well next time my game grumps i guess i guess so so help me god we're in world five how many worlds are there eight oh [Music] what did you do on your summer vacation erin uh existential panic fantastic i read 1984. so basically the same really yeah man i'm gonna be 42 probably by the time this episode comes out so it's like oh i'd like to live more than five more years please yeah mama don't give me the consumption unless i'm consuming some delicious cookies unless that consumption consists of soup i was like man it's so nice that we're like having a conversation and this is gonna be fun and then we started the episode and i was like oh right i have to play a video game yeah one that has been designed for your torture yeah and then yeah then i discovered it was this stage and i was like oh boy oh god although full credit to ross man like he he's he's done a wonderful job with these yeah and i i've i've watched a couple of his uh reaction videos funny stuff man yes ross and um the the nice folks who made these with him on his streams uh took great pains to um uh name the levels something we would appreciate so oh i see uh now we know we will we will not miss any more and if we do what was the name of this uh i do not know i missed it yeah didn't care much starting now [Laughter] uh okay well i gotta check it out then but that's what reminded me i was like [ __ ] i don't know the name of this one yeah ross has been making a big deal about uh you know on twitter and talking about all the [ __ ] oh it's torture watching aaron play my stages ugh you know it's oh it's just such a dream to watch matpat play the stages it's so much better than [ __ ] chad matpat and virgin aaron yeah and i'm like and i'm like yeah we'll look at the views look at the views on your own channel ross wow aaron she is who wants more people want to see me [ __ ] agitate you they want to see matpat [ __ ] fly through the stages yeah with the greatest of ease yes we all know that matpat is brilliant and talented and handsome nobody needs to see that everybody wants to see the here comes the pizza yeah everyone wants to see the scrubs everybody wants to see when the guy trips and everyone's oh geez why watch the bullet train cruising at 200 miles an hour when you could watch a freight train just wreck on the rocks see completely derail off a bridge there is value in my incompetency that's what i'm saying you know what that's i think that's a salient point thank you yeah i think i think you make a lot of sense there oh [ __ ] speaking of which it's getting a lot harder i was with some friends and we went out to some place and we got all dressed up i was wearing like a nice dress shirt and then we decided to go to runyon canyon stupidly and so and i didn't wear an undershirt for some reason and like it was [ __ ] cheese graters on my little nips [Laughter] please don't ever refer to them mr little dips oh i mean they're not big i just wanted you just no you don't need to get into size at all well i wanted some specificity in the imagery so that people can conjure up positive images my little baby nips my chest i don't i don't have big boys i got little like little babies wow [Laughter] if i if i had just this looks horrible i hate it it's just my god watching it is just nightmare if i had children they would be malnourished on account of my my little nibs there would just be not enough coming out if i had a litter of six kids only the strongest two would survive first of all they'd be all shriveled they'd be like daddy more milk like sorry it's the size of my nips yeah sorry it's tiny little nips man you gotta understand hey just imagine choo choo like i have the worst idea for an animated oh man that's right anytime something disgusting oh man even when not disgusting things happen people can make it disgusting but if you if you if you go hard in the paint right off the bat like it's it's going to be brutal she's gotten so good he's incredible it's just like really distilling like a funny drawing you know like you just like draw the one little face and it's like so hysterical that [ __ ] that reaction shot of me from that monopoly animated he did is still like one of my favorite just drawings of all time i can't think of it often it's like right after you slapped me it's like near the end i slept i'll show it to you yeah when did i slap you in the not in real life oh okay cartoon uh i'll show it to you [ __ ] i hate this this is so rough i don't i don't want it i wonder how close you're getting to the end or the flag i don't even think it matters i think it's just about breaking me down certainly every time i think i bet this is the one that he'll hold onto the fire flower the next thing i hear is you know like you losing the powers yeah you got this happy little sun he purposely made it like the happy sun it doesn't look that hard well it's happier than the angry one yeah it's true this one's only mildly annoyed yeah this one looks more just nightmarish the other one's got like issues at home he's bringing to work you know yeah yeah oh what the f why did i loop around back like that i don't know a chef just comes to your house with a cone of fondant and squeezes it into your mouth i mean truly their place is a tiny cookie on top they're already one step away from just selling the cream in a jar yeah yeah that's i'm just gonna good move do you ever watch a youtuber and think my god this person's amazing and what am i doing with my life uh yeah of course oh you mean like that makes you feel bad about your work yeah not not in a serious way but who's that guy you've mentioned his name before the one who fought squirrels in his backyard oh mark rover yes that dude's a genius yeah he does incredible videos and uh i watched one um where he's uh sort of debunking these uh carnival games yes and yeah and um and the the uh the one with the arcade game as well the arcade game of chance and he's like i built a flux capacitor to uh and he shows like the circuit board and everything you put together and i'm like i made a song about dinosaurs once it's like good god man [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i [ __ ] hate this [ __ ] i don't know what happened doctor we were having some relaxed gopher talk and then he just punched me and ran out of the building i'm trying to go for gold over here man yeah that's excellent thanks man it really makes me feel [ __ ] okay makes you feel what happy [Laughter] do you know what that feels like relaxed seems like you know sometimes ross is really gonna love watching this one why is that because nothing [ __ ] happened yeah well you failed a lot sorry ross well there was the one i was watching because there was the the one with the boo where it was like the boo underneath the swamp and i i couldn't figure out how to operate that mechanism for a while yes and it was just kind of like he in the chat were just like just look left laughed like the whole time so fascinating it's like watching youtube comments in real time yeah but like in human form yeah i think there have been a couple of episodes now that have been all the same um uh level for one episode have there yeah you're probably right i think the one where you had to patiently walk between two turtles um was that a whole episode i believe so oh my certainly felt like it poor ross he's gonna watch us do this [ __ ] watch me do this [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] ground pound screwed me up dang it oh yes i made it oh no [ __ ] this i have to get through that part that's the part that's giving me trouble i get hit every time and i have to get through it without getting hit no problem because at that point then i'm good hey i'm here for you bud thank you because i'm stuck here yes that's true this is i can't go home until you do this technically my job so so uh [ __ ] pet cat trapped [ __ ] i'm at that point now we're just like i screwed up it's not good enough go next i understand well you know what i'm not gonna say anything i'm just gonna let you do your thing so you want to do next time on game grumps i was thinking about it but oh you know you are so right about so many things oh that was that's one of them that was that mega stuffed oreo i don't feel so good it's making me feel mega stuff i think i need a doctor oh [ __ ] yeah the sun really adds a level of awfulness to this yes okay that's how i have to do it okay so i have to do it i've cleared i've figured it out i cleared it oh [ __ ] you accidentally tapped the all right all right boom this is it this is the one we got it i learned it we're done we're doing it last chance last chance for this episode yeah i'm feeling good about this i feel good about it too actually oh god okay okay okay okay yes yes oh [ __ ] no oh man aaron you you need a refreshing canada dry oh well you've got one of those paid for by canada dry it'd be funny if i got a brand deal without telling you and i just like mentioned canada dry like a lot really specifically god man this is cool and refreshing as the mountains that the water from canada dries harvested from i don't know the word [Laughter] collected from i guess yeah i guess it would be collected eh you collect water collect rain water oh you said a just like someone from canada would you know like kind of dry you want to take that one again sure you kind of said canada dry kennedy [ __ ] i hate this i hate that this is my life and i and i remember i talked about this on a previous episode but like i just got that feeling of like i can't advance unless i beat this stage i know i feel trapped like i hate it like even more than i hate when soda goes bad but that's why canada dry has sodium benzoate as a preservative god it's always refreshing [Laughter] call me canada that was a good bit it's so stupid the gift of gab [ __ ] oh die cows [ __ ] next time on game grumps i'll have this finished i don't care okay i gotta pee anyway have a great day everyone i have to pee too oh i'm in the process of slaying all right listen everybody i did it now i won't break the stage this time mm-hmm oh there's a bar oh there's a big butt oh he's supposed yes oh he's big boss oh he's big boss oh he's uh he's sitting around yeah you got to fight him ah he's twirling he's he's the one who's been making your life miserable this whole time i guess yeah it would be kind of vindicating to take him out wouldn't it oh you're gonna need to do the twisty jump my friend gotta do the twisted job you can't twisty jump off the side of the stage oh crap you can't wall jump twisty jump give me more give me give me more give me more give me give me more i forget who that is ludwig no give me more son oh i know the name of the koopa child no idiot that wasn't even talking about mario who even cares i'm not i'm not perfect it's a little big for my little tiny mario belly [Music] all right land on the ground you [ __ ] all right now oh oh oh the sun was taken out jeez man and then do it yes nice all the babies coming oh my god you just get so bad that you have a baby squeeze my hand [Laughter] [Music] susie's just like screaming what's happening don't come in here we have a son what do you want to do that is so gross and weird i love it [Laughter] jesus oh my heart oh [ __ ] i thought i could make it but i couldn't make it it's okay all right now you know he does a contra five spread shot that's it [Laughter] come on this is woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning rolled over on top of my wife she was like what are you doing on this side just waking up classic aaron wake up [ __ ] this i'm a guy named ludwig well done hey i was gonna make the observation that that son actually when you look at his face doesn't look happy at all no he's like nothing like this well we we pointed that out like it's like last episode it didn't sink into me exactly how negative his feelings look yeah because he's got kind of like um he's just upset yeah like he's not like full boyle angry he's sort of like that mexican artwork son you know yeah like that like kind of look to it and um he he has the look on his face that i get after i eat mexican food i learned a mechanic i didn't i pushed a snowball into the snow thing mushrooms i'm still so hungry my tweets are hip the kids love my tweets you know i love that it was such perfect timing for it and there was no checkpoint too i have to do the first no oh it's fine it's fine just don't no it's good no but i'm good at this no you're nice stop it please [ __ ] god yeah that dick takes an extra second aaron you pulling the carrot in there like in the like in the mario 2 game it's a turnip right turn up for what so stupid my brain was like please don't say that this is a really bad idea yeah but it's like well oh no it's like well brain you got to give me something more then you're going to give me other things to say yeah can't just give me the one option and be like no that's stupid yeah don't go smooth on me [Music] about your mom all right here we go and if you have surrogates or grandparents i just want you to know i'm really psyched about the fact that a lot of the youtube comments on uh the video for baby elephant walk now are about us singing kill your parents i forgot yeah really thrilling to me oh no oh no oh no you're good you're good gotti gotti gotti oh gotti gotti oh come on this one this one's so nerve-wracking yeah yeah you're all right i redid my garage it's not worth hanging out for what i get coins you're totally right i don't know why i was like dude i'm gonna get every coin and it's gonna be awesome like it looks cute and it's cool don't pre-order the game now and it's like oh yes please whatever you say mistress yeah i spend more on porn every year and brian just texted that to me with the words i hate this it's like yeah that makes me love it dude last month february marked 12 years hey speaking of ninja sex party check out my life total haha nice all right nice yeah that's just sex who is to be posted and then rendered meaningless as the next day it's like where's more stuff yeah yeah give me another funny chuckle video oh my god that's me consuming media right on a daily basis i want them tick-tock [ __ ] oh man god damn i'm just trying to get through this fast i know i know but that just makes it you know what this is a real this is a real life lesson here you know if you cram too much in at once you don't get any of it done with quality but if you do it slower then it's better usually in most cases aaron hanson if you cram too much in at once bad if you do it slower good yeah exactly yeah boy oh yeah yeah boy oh next time on game grumps is it i don't know i lost track oh my goodness frost and furious snookio drift all right you guys we get it now yeah these titles are great and i had a dream that i was like in a car just like going over some kind of cliff and just that feeling of free falling in the car behind the wheel i was like oh no and then like i shook and then i'm just lying there in a bed and i'm like is this heaven just that weird moment of like not knowing what the hell's happening father can i eat the peanuts [Laughter] father may i eat the heavenly peanuts no son you must only watch others eat the peanuts maybe this isn't heaven at all you're right [Laughter] father wow call me daddy that would be the worst way to find out that i'm in hell like i have to watch other people eat the peanuts i can't eat them what did you just have a pail fly out of your ears yeah oh cause you're going to the beach i guess am i going to the beach i don't know that's what it seemed like i thought i saw like a boogie board there god i wish i could just go ultra instinct right now i don't know what that means it's a dragon ball thing you wouldn't understand yeah you wouldn't understand dad [Music] i was watching your dragon ball show great show you have no idea how many times i was made fun of as a kid dragon's balls it's like yes very original yeah and you're like you know what someday nerds are gonna rule and then you'll be made fun of for not knowing what dragon ball is someday nerds are going to become billionaires and they're going to control the earth's economy and then everyone's going to be really upset so yeah yeah that sounds about right so each oh man that's that's why you shouldn't bully nerds because then the the whole world's economy gets [ __ ] up it's true and also just because bullying is a shitty thing to do and that's that's also true yeah not just because of the economic consequences down the line you [ __ ] up yeah oh god oh oh oh lord have mercy on me oh [ __ ] yeah phanto's a bastard okay dang it freaking dang it scooby-doo [ __ ] i got this one this time this is easy yeah you think so yeah man i have a good feeling thanks man why not we we we always get to this point man we get to this point where it's just like all right all right firefighters and let's notice a goddamn grindstone just gritted teeth aren't palm sweaty [ __ ] something about spaghetti [Music] avoid monstro or whatever what [ __ ] god damn it just like like fudge the jump man [ __ ] this stage oh god it's so much precise and then it's like waiting because you gotta sit on the thing i just want to run through it stupid [ __ ] be patient who wants to be patient not me i'm healthy as hell phanto is his name like i'm an idiot okay and you're cool so it's like you know we get we get we'd compliment each other well that's very nice of you right yeah i feel good okay oh god why monstro he came back right as your sneeze was finishing it was rough he went right under me when i was gonna land in the [ __ ] ice cube i would have hit pause oh geez might want to hit pause no i would have hit pause like when when i sneeze like my whole world comes to a standstill oh that's true oh [ __ ] all right all right i got this part that was the most instant karma i've ever it was so instant you didn't even finish the [ __ ] sentence i had the thought and it translated into game yeah you said just enough of that sentence for people to know that instant karma had just taken place oh my god that was amazing thanks man yeah this is my art i wish you had like the way at the end of these stages they show the the time down to the nanosecond wish you had that like karma happened at point zero zero one oh my god holy [ __ ] dude oh holy [ __ ] dude there's a lot of brand deals that have been that show up in my inbox and i'm like no this sucks no nazi brand nazi pants for all your nazi needs yeah i i you know i don't need a sample for that one thank you i think i'll i think i'll just pass on principle four giant swastika-laden boxes show up at your door i i specifically asked not to get a sample i asked yeah not this please oh god with like a slip from fedex being like we've got your package at uh our warehouse you're gonna have to come pick it up in front of like 20 other people [Laughter] i'm sorry this is an uh this was a misunderstanding you can just you can just keep it no we're not keeping this i love that ross has the fireworks go off when you blow it yeah well i think it's when you make it right but but also when you blow it though dude i'm losing it right now oh so this makes it like it turns into hard mode wow okay so i don't want to do this okay this is a mistake every time well [ __ ] monster back factoro fansto phanto that was amazing to watch i was accessing different data banks in my monstro facto fansto phanto how could you do this on hard mode this is ridiculous with fanstro flying around no thank you with mon calamari going around what the [ __ ] is going on here oh [ __ ] give me some time to [ __ ] assess the situation man look at that there's no checkpoint before this ah danger yeah let's kill this okay chitara yes i'm just saying that wily kitten wily cat you sound like a crazy person on the subway chitara everyone like kind of edges away from you the lion's voice wiley kitten wiley cat it's a cruiser battle cruiser battle cruiser it's battle cat cat cruiser and then there's like one like exasperated white person next to you like yes their only form of self-expression is passive aggressiveness yes uh so true oh white people hate it everywhere for the passive aggressiveness there's a california hipster [Laughter] all right oh boy that was wonderful whoops oh [ __ ] whoops whoops whoops next time on game grumps damn i will i'll clear it the next the very beginning of the next episode yeah i think you got this yeah it'll be easy goodbye then bye i'm not a dummy dumb dan don't ever [ __ ] kill me yeah i'll kill you okay my dad always called me a dummy dumb oh [ __ ] god it's it's so [ __ ] strange the way it moves um oh yeah so there are people that are into pee right sure but like do you go on oh [ __ ] [ __ ] is it wrong to like try it out like if you're not like i don't yeah it's i don't know if i'm into it no it's like could you like i don't know maybe like pee on me if there's if you've got two consenting adults then yeah no there's no right well i guess it's not wrong there's no right or wrong at all but like it's like i'm not into pee i just tried it once to see if i was into p uh-huh and it turns out i wasn't okay still guys was there a question attached to this i don't know it's just thinking about like am i still cool hey you're still cool imagine me like friends with me it's fine yeah it's all right one time it was just one it was a couple times but it was it's one time couple times this week but still like a total group of one time of interest it's like 40 guys just beating me span between months of trying it out and it's like i just want to i just want to know if you think i'm cool i do okay i think you're the coolest second question yeah will you pee on me yeah unrelated follow-up question [Music] let's move on to another topic you sure no i do like the p topic it's pretty funny okay here we go yeah it was i feel like it was relaxing here you're kind of right yeah i think there's something very zen about it yeah that's a 630 dude spear i mean oh it's the freezy guys again oh wow they gave you more trouble than perhaps even ross thought yeah they might so what does this have to do with wendy's oh smart but that doesn't make any sense because what would the icicle be hanging from yeah exactly makes me sound like an idiot wow never really thought about how stupid i sound all the time big [ __ ] idiots mommy milky i watched game grumps the other day and uh boy i sound like an idiot i don't know why i'm doing the obama voice yeah i don't know speaking from the first person he is most certainly not an idiot no very intelligent man they make me sound like a goofball oh when i'm in fact just a the world's biggest grumps fan god i love them especially kevin danny and armin daniel harmon the favorite favorite comedy duo david and orlis yeah actually ian and anthony love those guys smush smush boys have smush from rooster beak [Laughter] subsidiary of rooster b [Laughter] it's pretty wonderful they're side channels and they just call it rooster big two that's what all the other youtubers do fudge i was watching uh unas heinous yeah markiplication and uh crank loves games i love that guy the two of them geniuses always changing their hair their treasures oh man [Applause] craig close games will be coming yeah the closer you get it while being completely wrong the better oh jesus markup occasion that's really funny i bet he'd appreciate that this stage sucks needless to say we ordered food and uh it's all aaron can think about yeah that's all i can think about yeah i just realized i unconsciously went into obama's voice oh oh shell get out of here let's get him blown 99 lives that was hilarious you've been watching game guns for eight hours yeah well i was president for eight years i deserve a break just like the taxpayers deserve a break oh mother fudger i think it's extra funny because your obama impression is so superior to mine that like no matter what i say it will never be as funny what are you talking about dan i don't know mommy milk big [ __ ] tits [Applause] we're just caught a time loop you know lady uh debitresco he's nine feet tall step on me oh yes queen shout on me i like a woman who can claw my face off and also has big mommy milkers [Applause] we're done i'm done it's over okay we can go home bison is being paid off for his crimes [Laughter] oh yeah we are getting hungry we're getting that loopy kind of hungry oh man bison has been paid off for his crimes and ideals like peace and justice oh wait what what what is the line they get packed up they get packed up yeah that doesn't even make any sense i don't know apparently he either said it it was hard to understand or he said something different and they were like that's not good i need to over dub him saying they get packed up because it's clearly in a [ __ ] sound studio oh yeah troopers i have received new orders in my late 20s none of my hopes and dreams had come true and by 40 almost all of them had you know at least on a career level you know like i still want to start a family and all that stuff that would be awesome but kill a man kill a man it'd be cool to kill a man create a life take a life equivalent exchange yeah fill the world with more people who look like me and rid them of less people who don't [Laughter] wow that really is the state of the world eh oh yeah that that really boils it down like when you um when you were talking about how people have hated each other forever and he was like i bet when there were two people they just looked at each other like you're not me yeah that's how all wars are man yeah i don't like you yeah they don't look like bucks nothing like me yeah i don't trust them get out of here yeah it's [ __ ] up forget that man the the moral is you know follow what you love and what you want to do and keep going for it and i don't know just don't be afraid because even if things hadn't worked out career-wise i think i still would have been fine with getting older and turning 40 just cause like my whole thing was like i just want to know what would happen if i go for this you know whereas the much scarier prospect was you can't spin when you hold that can you you can oh you can yeah okay um yeah the much scarier prospect was giving up and then regretting because never never finding out what would have happened yeah yeah man all it is is about getting the good brain juice and then because it's all it is that was one of the least inspiring things i've ever heard in my life first of all can i say something completely different before i explain myself please do i my mind was blown when just for some reason it like i started paying attention to like the i didn't even notice there were like stripes and sparkles in the background really that's all i've been looking at yeah i was like so i was like how did i block this out it's a mesmerizing thing i wish i had pants that looked like this and second of all um that's what all it is man it's just good brain juice you just want to create the good brain juice it's serotonin is it the good brain juice [Music] you're gonna be shocked by this yeah i'm still somewhat unclear i'm ta i'm saying because you were talking about life and there's a regrets and it's like oh it doesn't matter it's all you got to do is create the good brain juice that's what life is are you saying do the things you love and then the chemicals in your brain will respond favorably well i mean yeah i'm not saying that but it's all just create the good brain juice because sometimes you did there's things that it doesn't work out the way you want and you're little i regret it it's like no just make the good brain juice oh keep a positive frame and then you'll feel good well no no i'm not i'm not no that's reductive in my opinion i i'm saying do the do things that give you the good brain juice like like accomplish your dreams or not there are other i'm saying there's a lot of ways to get the brain juice the good kind there's bad guys i wish this entire rambling diatribe was printed on a fortune cookie in extremely small text just paragraphs and paragraphs no but you get me right will you get the good brain juice if i say yes i'm not sure i don't know i don't know how braids work well i have adhd my brain juice is created strangely okay there's like a guy in the back that makes it and i don't know what he looks like or like what his core values are and i'm like one brain juice please and then the guy at the counter is like oh no and i'm like oh and then i go out and i i like look at a building and then he like runs up and he's like here you go here's the brain juice and i'm like oh but i didn't order it that's how adhd works what must ross be thinking listening to this i'm serious though and ross will agree because he also suffers from adhd and he will attest to that that analogy [ __ ] okay you get the brain juice but you you don't get it from doing from getting the doing the direct that was like a dan harmon moment but you understand right never better i got it i gotta tell you man well like oh my [ __ ] god [ __ ] it's fine i'm that's the bad brain juice right there it's all it's all like black and tarry that triumphant music that starts off the scene it's it's extra funny after this [ __ ] [ __ ] up all right oh [ __ ] [ __ ] if i have too much momentum it [ __ ] it up it freaks it out it [ __ ] it up oh lord okay oh oh oh oh you can't do that to me you can't do that [ __ ] to me mommy milky mommy so many of these like uh apps like the photos app and like facebook or whatever they they dread [ __ ] up yeah they're like on this day a year ago it's like i don't know i don't know what i was doing a year ago two years ago you were smiling [Laughter] joy was filling your heart on a regular basis stop rubbing it in i don't care i'm the boy man it's just dude honestly it's getting to the point where i've really it's there's the stages of grief man and like i hit acceptance i hit acceptance that like all we're doing is killing time yeah there's not like it you don't have to like it's not don't accomplish things don't accomplish it don't even bother well it's like seriously because there's too much stress man like don't forget well how this that thing travels okay here we go yeah yes please be a checkpoint for [ __ ] sake oh no all right okay this one's pretty straightforward oh you hit the side and you get hurt yeah just like real icicles ow slidy and glassy oh my gosh [Laughter] can you fall off the world oh my god [ __ ] [ __ ] boy that's that that one in particular is brutal whether it's your reflex action to jump to like reset or oh yeah yeah there's just a lot of ways to go horribly awry it's so true i i hate this stage i think i hate like 80 of these stages i really wish there was a rewind function that would really help me out what would that put you back like 10 seconds no just like i could try that jump again yeah that's what i mean like a very brief amount of time yeah yeah like do-overs yes like you know lower the stakes and make it easy yeah sure yeah no i get it that's what i'd want [Laughter] yeah you want to call me out like that huh no i mean it's just saying it the way that like it's the truth hot truth oh i don't want to hear about hot truth on a stage about multi-ace please be a [ __ ] chip point i swear to christ oh what [ __ ] slippy slidey platform uh i mean i'm i'd guarantee ross was laughing at that one oh god damn it unless he has his head in his hands this is totally despondent that's the well that's the joke about this this you know he designed these stages to torture me right but in the end he's the one who's being tortured by my playing his statement i get it i totally get it so it's a music yeah but i'm also having a bad time so it's a bad time all around everyone and i i can't be happy because two of my friends are mad now it's are they mad at me i don't know do you want did i play a part in this fernando's on youtube [Laughter] how can i be watching youtube at a time like this this is crazy he's probably watching game grumps the only youtube show that exists my my favorite quote of yours that i always think about is like you died in the same spot in sonic heroes for the 800th time you're like why do people watch this don't watch this unsubscribe all right let's pause the episode why what's the point what's the point because if we don't then it'll be half an hour before you know it and you won't have gotten any farther and you'll be like we've already played this forever [Laughter] you know how it goes you know the reason but like what's the problem with that like that's what i'm asking what's the problem with that i mean this is uh it's basically our same [ __ ] over and over again anyway so what the [ __ ] is the problem man i'm just gonna [ __ ] fall off the stage and go what the [ __ ] and scream and then and then everyone's gonna go ha ha and then somebody's gonna be like it's not really that bad in the comments and then that's just gonna loop over and over again for the next [ __ ] 12 minutes that's all it's gonna be why do people watch game grumps why do people watch me do this it doesn't make sense stop it stop watching unsubscribe everybody deserves better than this me you the audience we all deserve better oh my god meanwhile you're proving why people watch it and love the show because you're having a full-on emotional breakdown over a blue hedgehog [Music] i'm not the first stan for the abilene [Laughter] you slay me brother [Laughter] no i was laughing too hard i lost control i shouldn't have jumped because it was so funny it's okay it was a classic moment but it's true what the [ __ ] is wrong with anybody who watches this it's it's the best the same [ __ ] over and over again there's always a special new flavor yes so nervous oh god please don't think about something funny okay all right [ __ ] [ __ ] i thought about something that was funny oh i'm such an [ __ ] yeah i had yeah i i i saw your idea you got it oh i got confused as to where the stage was cause you know what they say there is a cloud i could feel as the thought was forming i felt like a wash of shame over my body i was like nah i'm doing it whole body like seized up at the end of it like a part of my intestines trying to like throttle my brain like stop stop this no you're about to do something really bad why do people watch this don't watch this unsubscribe it's the best it's not even about subscribers anymore everyone's talking about 10 million subscribers the [ __ ] youtube algorithm just feeds you slop the same way american television does i don't understand what you mean nobody uses their subscription feed anymore they use the home which is the algorithmically picked out videos oh more people watch content that they are not subscribed to than content that they are subscribed to do you mean we're never gonna get the diamond play button well i mean that would be nice i do how will i prove to my parents that i rule [Laughter] every time i go home they're like die [ __ ] lame [Laughter] hoping you were someone else he's expecting a package why can't you be more like your sister she rocks she's got diamond play button and everything she doesn't even do youtube plebeius is an urban legend that emerged in early 2000 concerning a fictitious 1980s arcade game the legend describes the game as part of a government-run crowd-sourced psychology experiment based in portland oregon during 1981. uh gameplay supposedly produced intense psychoactive and addictive effects in the player oh i love [ __ ] like this yeah right that's fun i'm surprised they haven't made a terrible movie about it oh [ __ ] jesus christ this stage is brutal yeah ross come on man really mean a really mean stage like a like a real mean-hearted stage they got like a meaty chunky chunky meaty game stage although once again you're getting the vibe of it oh you can't pray for me i'm already dead you can't cry for me i'm already argentina what don't cry for me argentina oh all right yup [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] this stupid stage i hate this one i hate them all that's my secret unsubscribe why are people what why am i playing this even yeah what the [ __ ] gave me the ideas oh this is content oh you you've been looking forward to this for a long time i really have to be honest with you yeah it's just it's it's so it's nice you know it's nice to be able to and i get it like i mean it's been a while the mario maker one stuff was 2015. six years ago brah all that stuff like bologna man and other things nice coat oh yeah nice coat what [ __ ] god i just can't get the [ __ ] it feels like it's like a longer jump or something i just want to punch someone sugar bear sometimes i just want to punch someone well granny i'd suggest lithium or some other kind of evening agent climb your [ __ ] tits down can't get enough of that sugar people use me going strong [Music] sugar man he's outside of my house right now i'm scared hey granny oh my god i just have to let it out i just have to let it out just get it out let it out granny get it if you bottle up your anger it'll come back in a rotten way yeah and get enough of that sugar i take all my anger out in the bedroom granny can't get another sugar crisp keeps me going strong oh that's never good when you're like moonwalking the opposite direction no god god god this is torture it's hell i would be the worst like like insurgent they like got captured behind enemy lines and and they're you know they're like waterboarding me and [ __ ] like i would be the absolute i'd be like all right like they'd be like we're gonna i'm like i'll talk i don't care like please i'm done i hate this [ __ ] i can't even play mario without feeling like something's wrong i would have said the opposite i would have said like um do whatever you want to me i survived ross's mario maker 2 though yeah we'll never break him [Laughter] yeah maybe that's maybe this hardened me yeah absolutely no i'm the biggest wussy when it comes to like pain threshold stuff aaron i love you buddy but if they were like i'd be like can aaron come too and they'd be like no aaron has to stay i'd be like aaron look me in the eye i will miss you [Laughter] so much i love you i will think about you off god damn it [ __ ] i can't even make jokes anymore stupid game video game it's ruining my life can you get enough of that sugar yeah i i don't know man i mean you you go through training to be able to like immense part of what like boot camp is they like break you down yeah i guess so [Music] i i like to believe i would do the same but man i have no idea he just understands that you can't get enough of that sugar crisp and it's incumbent upon him to provide it for you it keeps me going strong hmm boy this one's a mess yeah look at look at how many people died all over [ __ ] so dense every shot every shot oh because this is wendy's frost nice oh the name ross you clever girl that's great all right all right good you know what good ross you're you're a smart boy you're a genius boy they said the cartoon i thought i was just safe and i didn't even scan my my surroundings for bad boys what you gonna do what are you going to do when they come for you oh those bad boys they're so bad and they don't even realize they're bad that's the bad part that's the worst part about the boys you can't heal the bad if they're not because they don't know what's first you have to admit you have a problem first you have to admit you're bad boys and then you got to think about what you're going to do yeah if they do in fact come for you i don't i have no idea what the lyrics are but i just remember like the cadence of his words oh yeah oh yeah soldier manner give you no break [ __ ] was so good oh what well actually the sound of getting squeezed to death against i gotta go to japan and just go to one of those diaper cafes [Laughter] so out of nowhere i can guess what we're talking about but indulge me what what what is that well you know that thing where you like you want to hang out with dudes who all wear diapers and pretend you're babies and you know the the the staff is like your mom you're like my god clean up your mess do those really exist you're like yeah man i walked past one yeah did you i was like did you walk through one and stay there for six years i wish i was with people otherwise i would have oh my god i was like oh funny and then i took a picture secretly on my phone yeah oh i'm a big american baby oh i'm in trouble oh no but that's like the next step right like it's like it's like tall ladies step on me diaper cafe i'm just imagining like your life written out on a whiteboard and like where it all went wrong i think right around here and like you point with like a laser pointer it's all ladies step on me diaper cafe now in this area i think it's the area where i got a little confused right around here when i started eating what's this word stained vegetables [Laughter] holy [ __ ] dude you've been fighting wendy for a while now every stage this this level has been a three-tiered hellscape like every single act of this three-act play has been awful for you oh yeah i guess so eh oh god there's so much [ __ ] in the way yeah it's it's all over the map let me just hit her don't take that [Laughter] but you can use everything that i said before it in context about like the diaper cafe and everything that's fine yeah that's that's i mean that is the context i think when you say something like maybe i just need to take the next step and go to one of those type of cafes i think there's like i think we're past context i think that just is what it is at that point oh god wendy stop wendy jesus christ just let me be let me be oh shut up and listen to me gotti get on the top bunk stop it there's always [ __ ] in the wood [ __ ] off oh yes don't touch the thing yay oh god be very careful oh my god don't touch the sides i swear oh thank you god it's just so uncool of him to put those there like a little goomba danny scream trade this is the one i made with him oh really yes oh oh awesome enjoy aaron what's the deal uh you'll find out won't you oh god it's the scream train yay so we're back to this [ __ ] eh okay here we go uh oh this holds a whole new special meaning now i totally understand this man this feeling of like pride that all the the fans feel when they when they help make these levels every link in the train every box car has its own wonderful surprise that builds wow you're gonna love it whose idea was this i believe ross came up with the initial idea and then i just helped him find the worst [ __ ] possible oh my god this sucks i hate this immediately i hate this it's it's it's claustrophobic and awful oh god let's do it it's funny though yeah it reminds me of a clown man stage from mega man 8. you don't care there's a clown man yeah right clown man look it's always different no two are alike oh my god oh my lord have mercy on me wow we are doing it it is happening you know the secrets all these though well you probably forgot yeah i don't really remember oh my god forgot there was a [ __ ] all right no no no no no no no no no no no i just it to be over i just want it to end i just want my life so for the second one yeah you just want to stop right in front of him what yeah there's a little safe space right in front of him oh oh great thanks dan no problem i mean watch out for the fireball you're a real jerk you know that you're a real jerk i just helped you one second ago yeah you did you did you're right i'm sorry she shouldn't be lashing out at my friends yeah shouldn't be lashing out my friends for being the instrument of my torture yeah agreed oh my [ __ ] for the [ __ ] fireball fireball tamild tamild i one thing i like about tamil is that no one spells it the same way yeah that's absolutely i love bits like that yeah oh right yeah yeah there you guys gonna okay oh come on thank you dan appreciate this gosh i do have fond memories of just cycling through the wheel and just like what awfulness could be right here oh my god lord have mercy on all of us for we have sinned a lot of mercy i love how you're very quietly like like well i can't like i mean anything i do is gonna come across in a terrible way oh [ __ ] let it come across it'll either it'll either come across oh there we go here's a new thing yes oh what the [ __ ] wait what do i have to press up maybe oh i thought those things just sucked you up he turned it into a large bee you sure did dan okay little help okay my hint is you can't do it now oh gonna piss myself well [ __ ] ah scream train yeah i love it though it's a nice it's like a train it's like a train well it's steam train yeah yeah i know you think i'm dumb i mean i just think you're very distressed so you could miss information i see in your state in your heightened state of awareness fun fact we put in that jumping mole solely because i thought he was kind of cute god damn it yes [ __ ] game oh boy we have fun okay we do have fun we do have fun urge to kill rising exponentially just like it's gonna hit a fever pitch soon urge to kill rising rising falling rising oh my god dude there's so many of them we put too many oh yeah that's fine oh my god did you spawned on me i thought they were supposed to spawn away from you if you were somewhere that would be too easy i can't take this anymore man i'm losing my mind here i'm losing my dang mind molasses look at him go he's cute oh god boss time what the what do you mean boss time there's no checkpoint i just killed myself yeah yeah yeah you were like why wait dan why didn't you put a checkpoint before the boss that's so cruel cause the checkpoint's there if it wasn't there you'd be really mad well like why isn't the checkpoint there you can have multiple checkpoints though can't you i don't know i'm pretty sure you can oh dan you're ruining my steez i i'm pretty sure this is all ross at this point you fell asleep or something yeah i i had something to do yeah i don't know i got hungry left for a sandwich never came back beef okay i'll be back stream everybody well you really made you really oh my god you made one of the one of the ones that i hate yep awesome oh my god [ __ ] stop i'm not doing anything stop it you did this months ago oh it doesn't matter he still is here it's hurting me now okay aaron you did it you beat the screen [Applause] congratulations thank you you're a hero hey man that was pretty good you know what dan do you like it i like it yeah very creative we did it ross i hate it but i liked it i hate yeah i hated liking it hello everyone hello and hello to this dancing frog it is ah yeah boy he's really going for it he's going for gold baby it is strange how certain things feel much more 3d realized than other things in this game yeah like that frog looked right out of um steel ball run perfect we got this we're good that's spinning when you're flying down it's just like oh the z is supposed to say like only jump with z in this stage oh gotcha okay well it didn't take us that long to figure that out yeah probably just enough for ross to put his head in his hands yeah like cover his mouth like oh my god they're not gonna figure it out well yeah i mean it's he's like it's right there there's a z i'm sure that's exactly what he said i put in the stage it's right there there's it's a starry night it's night time it's a zzz i don't know maybe it's like a sleepy thing maybe it's like the pattern that i'm supposed to jump in i don't know i like that you're having an imaginary argument with it i know it because i've seen some of his episodes and i know exactly how he complains about me playing the game so funny this background is beautiful yeah there's like a bunch of stuff happening constantly on this constellaciones they're called asterisms dan no they're called asteroids aaron come on you've never been to space [Music] this guy over here oh [ __ ] it's all coming back to me now yeah here and we're off triggering on the z i'm not even going to put my hand on the it's just d all the way yeah there we go there we go look out there we go there come back come back come back yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh poppy [ __ ] wow looks like i'm gonna have to do all that [ __ ] again what the [ __ ] daft punk breaking up just hit me [ __ ] it's all coming together at the wrong time god let's get him on the horn my gosh let's get our sweet australian friend on on the on the 10-4 hey ross is this a good time yeah what's up dude listen we're doing game grumps right now um we're playing mario maker obviously we're on the we're on the level steel ball run oh god that says it all there there's a part with like the p-switch that's in an inner tube and okay got it on that one yeah we were not close to figuring that out yeah we were just i was just like i this is so baffling to me i don't know so good okay thank you that's um that's alpharet's level thanks man okay i've been calling you out many times in these episodes so i hope you enjoy them oh no i've been watching every single one yeah well the on these new ones that we're doing today i was because i've i've since now watched your reactions so i sort of know how you're going to react to me reacting to your stage so i'm sort of like getting ahead of you criticizing me that's great so the funny thing about um the reactions and uh is matt passing playing is you know and uh matpat and i have been having conversations back and forward and have like week-long delays but with you i haven't i haven't had any sort of rebuttal yet so this is going to be great yes we're well aware that matpat is better at games and more talented and handsome than we are we've accepted that um all right thanks buddy i hope you're well no problem have a wonderful time love you ross okay bye see ya bye all right okay that makes total sense yeah it does i guess it's fine i like it all i want to say is i want to just get through this i want to get through this gauntlet of shame i know i just saw your feet kick up that's that's the classic yeah um that's that's the classic i'm angry and my body needs to express it but i can't show it in my upper body because that's doing stuff right now wow that's spot on but yeah yeah no no no no all right once again i'm stealing [Laughter] oh don't forget to spin jump [Music] don't forget the spin [Music] i you know what yeah i wouldn't have done it if you didn't say that of course not absolutely like god damn it [Laughter] [Music] well done man well done nine minutes i like it yeah reach the goal is oh no i don't want to be frog mario i don't want to swim i like frog mario i know he's cute and all but he's great oh it's like low gravity i'm like a little baby [Music] i'm not a good god probably should go to one of those diaper cafes it was just like getting my life in order kind of you know like i gotta go to japan and go like ugh i've been dodging it for so many years just gotta just gotta bite the bullet and go to a diaper cafe [Laughter] oh my god that's so funny i'm just so curious you know are you really well i mean i not not in a sexual way just like do you actually want to see what one of those would be like of course it is it is amazing to me that they exist right it's amazing to everybody yeah it's [ __ ] incredible it's a diaper cafe yeah or you pretend you're a baby dear president of japan my name is aaron i'm from america i'm curious about one of your cultural customs my other american friend dan and i were discussing the possibility of attending one of your diaper cafes one of your esteemed diapers [Music] did you just get a form letter back with your aaron thank you so much for your inquiry into one of our many diaper cafes like it's clearly like a diaper cafe form response you like many americans who are asking about our diaper cafes on a daily basis as much as i would love to answer your question we get upwards of 500 000 questions about our different cafes every day oh man oh boy dear president dear president of japan it would seem that the emperor was unwilling to respond by a letter so i will ask you instead so i'm furiously asking you you get all obnoxious about it i have several youtube followers and i'm sure you wouldn't want to let them down you don't want me to tweet about how japan is bad i've been a loyal japan customer [Laughter] [ __ ] oh man i've been a loyal japan customer [Music] as a frequent enjoyer of your diaper cafes i've been wondering for those of us with a a heartier appetite do you offer diaper restaurant options more upscale diaper establishments i'm looking for a more eight-course meal diaper emporium a diaper warehouse maybe yeah i want to meet more singles that are ready to mingle you might be shocked to find that i am not in a relationship at the moment please don't be alarmed it just doesn't seem that i meet many people who can quote unquote hang with my diaper fetish i'm sure you can though but i digress but i diaper grass oh baby made an oopsy god i need a spanking mr emperor is there a good formula you would recommend so stupid anyway can you [ __ ] in the diapers thanks aaron oh man i'm glad yeah you you sign it with like i'm glad the relationship between our countries is so healthy right now like like a really nice hopeful note for world peace in the future i'd like to come here country and crap in a diaper do you have any brochures specifically for that oh there are i'm sure yeah i guarantee there are i mean this place was like i'm scared to look it up online because you know how it is there like the the buildings are very tall and thin and then as the each floor is like its own sort of establishment yes and then you have like that mega sign on the street level that shows you all the the different shops um that's what it was it was like it was like yakisoba a real estate place and then like the diaper cafe and it had like a picture of the diaper like people wearing diapers and [ __ ] it's great and i was like oh my god yeah i'm sure people go to real estate place all the time in diapers and they're like no upstairs one more floor thank you [Laughter] [Music] oh god i see you i see you commenters i like the one where they talk about diapers for a long time i see you it's just so funny it's so funny this topic needs to be explored thoroughly it's like i don't got no if you're not hurting anybody i don't give a [ __ ] of course not but like yeah i gotta admit it's kind of funny i can't imagine anyone in a diaper hurting anyone else like i mean you're so soft and bouncy yeah oh man okay this is your last try i think i think we've i think we've officially lost our minds for today it's because he looks like he's wearing a little pajamas god damn it okay one more or do you think it's time for a change god you think that's their tagline time for a change diaper cafe make a change oh god [Music] [Laughter] then he slowly closed his eyes and put his head in his hands they're like pull on picard god holy [ __ ] in the future we don't shame anybody wanting to be in a diaper yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] this okay cool have a wonderful day everyone this was fun [Laughter] that one down my god hey everybody hello now we're here it is uh it is mario day yeah yes that's right it's march 10th which spells out mario when you type it out oh is that why yeah that's adorable right mar10 oh [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] mario [ __ ] goddamn by the way i just remembered this too um this episode or this uh level was uh designed in collaboration by both ross and gerard gerrard the perfectionist gerard the completely boy i love it i i mean talk about a a wonderful guy who i have not spoken to since the backstreet boys reunion tour started i mean that describes everyone on planet earth i know i know my world has shrunk um but yeah uh gerard wherever you are i love you and your beard is nice so nice unless it's unless you shaved it in which case r.i.p beardy it is weird to see pictures of gerard with there's no beard it's weird to see pictures of anyone with no beard who you're used to singing a beard yeah it's it's been a long time since we've had like a save it for the show moment yeah it's a good point it used to be like the [ __ ] catchphrase we'd just be jamming out making each other laugh off camera and then be like save the show what are we doing let this gold just drift off into the universe unviewed yeah and then and then the cameras would roll and we'd be like uh so like potatoes are weird i forgot i don't know if somebody who's like missing an arm is gonna like be upset by that i'm like talked about missing an arm in a flippant way or something yeah who created a character like jimmy one arm yeah which is a really dumb character by the way let's let's wait a real thing no let's not make that a thing is what i'm trying to say dude we created diddle kid you think you think we have it like cross that line already that's true yeah dental kit is one of the ones that like rides the line where i'm like do i want to revisit that character no we don't yeah although space bear and ryan storm is that his name ryan storm i think yeah they did a pretty amazing uh version of that that little kid oh little kid please don't make that a character [Music] [Laughter] we need save states yeah is that is that a thing not in this no cool i wish get it together game designers what are you doing if the game's not terribly easy and could be beaten by a baby i don't want to play it dick this level [Laughter] son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] wait how am i supposed to that doesn't make no sense what do you mean well look at this oh cause those are the ones that were following me i get it yes okay i was like but i'm guaranteed to get hit don't give us the fireworks you did it mazel tov oh wow on the computer with very limited capacity for responding to things oh my gosh here we are here we are at this point in our lives this is cruel gerard this level is absolutely cruel yeah like there should be a checkpoint before that drop point because this oh god damn it this part is so challenging where i'm just yelling out like the directions that you have to turn oh man when they're trying to avoid the storm i'm like left right tractor [Laughter] no i hate this stage i think i hate this stage most of all you say that every day no walls because they keep getting worse well because i keep playing yeah yeah it's i mean if you if you keep getting like new dishes of food that are like surpass the last are you being hypocritical by saying this is my favorite every time right it's like no it is at that moment and then later you're like this is my favorite it's like wait a second you said the left yeah but i hadn't tasted this one yet i haven't tasted the stage yet clean it up i made a baby made a mess okay clean it up the mini map and yes uh what no that was my personal favorite death this episode feels bad i may i love it i had to hop over to it i love it it's easy oh maybe that does indicate that you were sleeping pain bo is so ridiculous a name all right i'll go learn next time no problem [Laughter] oh man do you like my new birds [Laughter] so i know that you're not sorry if it was if if i i went to the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys on the monkey bed [ __ ] i would eat people you know what honestly i might sooner eat a person than a dog well like okay let me put some context to that they'd have to go an army hammer on you you'd have to be a real jerk [Laughter] if you could prove to me that they were like super mean like if it were i mean if if if it was like a you know like a like a guilt-free or like you know i was like some guy it was like my dying wishes i'd like you can use my meat to be eaten oh like i would want you know i'd be like all right you know what i'll try it like [ __ ] it right like aren't you at least the least bit curious no about what human meat tastes like i'm not i'm really not like it's not like a like i'm not like i gotta do it but i know i had the option i'd be like i'm not i guess i would i'm not just taking this position so you look like a weird cannibal i just i'm not curious at all oh wow i mean that's interesting because every time i go to some restaurant and they're like we have gazelle like you know something i'm like oh okay i've never eaten that so i'll try it [ __ ] it um so like i feel the same way about like human meat especially if they like owed me money or something uh well anyway yeah or if they really liked sonic heroes [Laughter] yeah i could eat that guy oh [ __ ] off oh my god this stage stage could suck my [ __ ] right open just get all the poop out that was really funny though you know trying to make a vacuum noise it's tough oh i actually have an idea [Music] like if we could get a guy to come into like a hotel room without him even knowing it we could definitely eat him i wanted to smash i saw your hand go up like like like if you were trying to scare the table that's that's what it looked like like the table said some [ __ ] at a bar and you your hand like instinctively went up like super fast yeah but you were like no no it's not worth it so we're starting to get to that point where it's the last like 10 minutes of the episode yeah um we may want to revisit your i'm definitely beating this level by the end of this episode okay well i hit the checkpoint which which counts is that right yes because i beat the situation that was troubling me and now that's behind me you know what in much the same way clearing a stage would be i i love your positive outlook [ __ ] i [ __ ] it up oh look at that i was a pixel away i was a pixel away chomp my [ __ ] send me to another dimension so i may spawn once again what fresh hell is this bring me down the painbo road zap daddy okay okay okay this is oh i just had to get it out i just had to experience it's like a wounded animal no ah ah that's not a bad idea though i know because you can land on the green platform and then reset yes i love i love your balls aaron no i'm [ __ ] it up once again oh i'm such a [ __ ] traitor to my people put me in jail daddy lock me up take my microsoft dinosaur cd and cut me up yeah okay okay [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i can't do that that's wrong next there you go oh i think you can do it oh my jesus jesus jesus help me save me where are you jesus where have you been if not now when in my greatest time of need there you go oh god damn it [ __ ] a couple gamers here oh boy i'm sorry a couple gamers here oh my god i [ __ ] love it hey how's it going uh thanks for your friend tells me you know i'm always afraid my mess-up cameos are gonna get through you know where i'm like hey christine how you [ __ ] that sucked then that just gets sent i'm an [ __ ] i'm an [ __ ] five stars love the cameo very real yeah came from a real authentic place well and the fact that you can change the style of game 2 is really cool they just did a great job where'd that voice come from [Music] did you change the style deity baby can you get me marry or make it too i want to get on the game grump show you remind me of my voice for camilla [Laughter] and then feeding me the beefy lamb treats was she locked in your basement and like malnourished no it's just how she sounds just when i look at her face you know you know what she has a face like remember uh in shrek 2 when they're first introduced to puss in boots and he has the giant like wide eyes yeah sure that's that's my dog that's that look wow i haven't eaten in almost eight minutes i'm feeling weak i may not survive need those apple yogurt biscuits go on without me unless you can feed me those delicious biscuits oh my god that's exactly what it so is it is it is funny but it's a fine line you ride you know yeah cause like you could easily give too many biscuits and then they gained one pound and then the vet's like oh yeah the dog's fat what are you doctor you're what are you doing to this animal he's a he's a big fan of our cat is so fat that yeah that hasn't happened with camilla but like that's been previous dogs that i've owned oh it's well it's hard it's hard enough to think about you not getting fat and my dog too ah jeez when they beg you feed them and then they roll around the house because they sleep yeah for 20 hours and that's a happy life you go outside and poop see a squirrel and go like [Music] sniff sniff a bunch of stuff yeah that scene in up where they meet the dog for the first time and he's having a long chat with him and he's like right in the middle he's like squirrel then he slowly returns to the conversation that is one of the most accurate portrayals of any dog personality i've ever seen shaking any ass shaking my hand do you like the way my tear was seen if you wanted to wake more you could get one of those biscuits just say a word like out or treat yeah yeah yeah there are certain words she recognizes as like specifically camilla words okay [Laughter] i remember that when i'm playing the game with my little poems see your your version of that voice is so much more like pathetic thank you it makes it so much more funny mine's like a little too hyped up but here's just like it's like seriously it's been like locked in the basement for like days the door was like i don't want to put that put that image out there that's just how she sounds to me as she enjoys a beautiful day by the sunlit window that she likes it was just perfect because i would get a three musketeers bar eat it skate around the rink for you know 10 or 20 times retire to the bathroom throw up go play some video games it's like such a great saturday [Laughter] i just imagine like a montage is like just the sound of like it's splashing and getting the ball and then right right teenage ninja turtles video game no no no oh look at that it was so close oh man [Music] [Laughter] oh my god all right 228 and i'll frantically yell it out right when you're closed to make sure that you tighten up thanks dan thanks team [Laughter] you're good going hang in there [Laughter] almost ossicles think this is the one if you die in the game you get angry for real oh i take the [ __ ] spring with me what the hell am i thinking ah it's called [ __ ] companion spring oops bye i'll miss you spring jesus right i'm sure i'm sure ross is seething yeah he's like finally look man look man i straight up didn't get it and now i get it i accept it oh [ __ ] that was ahead of time that was ahead of schedule that was that wasn't supposed to be that fast what am i supposed to do arnold are we are we at game grubs time like time for next time on gamer oh i think so do you want it to be over is that what you're saying no no i guess i'll just go home then dan i guess we're just not having a good time together you are home i'm at your house right but i mean figuratively i'm not at home when i'm at work i'm only at home when i'm on my [Laughter] yacht [ __ ] i don't think you can do it i don't know like what bring us in [Laughter] we should definitely start with that wow inspiring stuff aaron thanks put the spoiler out all over it skip ahead to let's do that actually that way we'll never spoil anything again we can just have a spoiler owl be like [Laughter] i know that's the point it's the sound a spoiler owl it's gotta be like spoiler owl and then a picture of like a robin oh man that's funny yeah oh whoa whoa whoa whoa my god whoa what is happening whoa this is what look at it for the sauce this is not fun i'm freaking out dude um um freaking out wow jesus there's so many of them oh oh oh bump on the big one's head oh gosh she wish there was no checkpoint was there i don't think there was oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] spoiler owl [ __ ] god damn it god damn it i'm such a stupid [ __ ] god why did i even born i'm such a stupid [ __ ] why did i even bore you here lies aaron hansen [Laughter] jeez have mercy on me god why did you put me into the world so i could experience these things jeez dude as long as we're in these meat prisons everything's terrible what why can't i just be [ __ ] electricity that flows throughout the cosmos why can't i be luminous beams exactly dude like yoda said i was getting close to table punch table table i'm really scaring the table yeah please don't bother neither one prepare every [ __ ] table tennie oh my god i was doing that on purpose to scare you were you yeah it worked thanks guess these can be horror levels oh you gotta add your own spin to it though the only walkthrough is you trying to complete the game and me going and like pointing frantically and like we'll just offer that on tape to people yeah yeah on cassette tape and no other format [Music] this is sparta i'm gonna lead my 300th spartan thermopylae [ __ ] this [ __ ] stupid level sucks he's like todd are you not aware that i get farty and bloated with a foamy latte i'm [ __ ] sick of this stage man i'm gonna be honest i'm [ __ ] sick of this [ __ ] i hit like this there's there's other stages where it's like oh man this is frustrating wow [ __ ] this one's like killing me yeah yeah would you say this is the one you hate the most you know i gotta say it's getting there yeah which one do you hate the most eric oh would you ever want to play ah which i want playing then yeah yep [Music] all right i'm doing it i just had to get it out yep yep you clipped my leg a little bit on that one oh i'm sorry man no it's fine i'm i'm a tough boy my tough strong boy i could take a little knee clipping i can take a licking and keep on ticking [Laughter] they called me dating two times two times got that little thing down a little throwing a little bing bong good morning students ah [ __ ] oh my god you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me you gotta be butt [ __ ] kidding me you gotta be sticking a wiener all the way up there until you feel the the end of it kind of what whatever the wall is lunch whoa are those noodles [Laughter] i have to say hotlanta is all up in them guts wow the tip of my wiener is getting a little violent okay this is disgusting i don't want to talk about it anymore change the subject hey lava is hot that it is aaron kills mario in one hit this sucks every death i have to [ __ ] do this part again yeah oh well you know you know sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't almond joy is good that's teddy can you give me some more nuts things we're all out of nuts oh goodness yay figured out yeah way to go all right wow that was it jeez oh no there's another one oh no it's a whole thing wait there's no checkpoint ah i have to do that again it's okay we know eight hey eight is the key but it takes so long and i don't like it and it's not fun my butthole clenches and now we play the waiting game i hate this i'm truly disturbed definitely my least favorite god oh i'm already so worn down by the other stage i have to [ __ ] do this [ __ ] perfect i swear to [ __ ] god give me a [ __ ] break ross you're a freak our own friend did this to us stupid [ __ ] wow sorry what the [ __ ] oh my god what the [ __ ] this is rough i can't no no no i'm sure there's a patterny trick to it you know of course it's the same every time but like one no this isn't fun i [ __ ] hate this i hate this this is truly punishment on the list of your least favorites would you say this is the top one it's brilliant it's brilliant game design because it's it's to make you feel punished yeah and that's what this feels like it feels like punishment i don't want it i don't want to do it anymore here we go i i hate this one just like i'm ready to just be like yeah we're done yeah we'll just play sonic heroes the rest of the day jesus christ got it yeah all right [ __ ] this [ __ ] it's symmetrical so [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and i gotta last that long on that one a dude [Laughter] is this the point where i realized my my life like this is actually hell like i'm in hell no dude that is so funny you said that because uh yeah probably like i like this is the moment where i wake up well this is the moment where ross has truly defeated you god damn i swear like no level has just absolutely just worn me out like this one this one's a whole new level i'm exhausted and like the last one was definitely your least favorite and the one before that was absolutely your least favorite it's true though so yeah i mean like he's really just finding ways to up the ante god help us all what the final castle might be like i swear to god the the clown horn is not particularly very emasculating all right we got it okay [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] it all i have three lives left yeah why didn't this one come with a [ __ ] one up you cruel bastard well i mean you're starting from the beginning either way i have no idea how long ago we started this episode i it could be ten minutes it could be like four hours that's what i'm saying this feels like like it feels like i just woke up in hell and i'm like oh [ __ ] i just realized this whole time i've been in hell like at the [ __ ] end of the movie where it's like no you don't understand you've done this a million times and then the guy in saul gets up and he's like closes the door and i'm like no wow oh god it's like when you're you know it's like you're at the gym and there's one more and you're like one more now you hear like a and you're like come on you can do two more there goes my third vertebrae and then then that's it and then you're like i jumped into it and then you're like you look in the mirror when you get home and you're just as doofy as you before you go oh no except now everything hurts i'm still aaron hanson of game cross i didn't lift my way out of being this person [ __ ] [Laughter] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't want it anymore i don't want this pain anymore take it away please i'm begging you i don't want it no please holy [ __ ] i just want to be free i just want to be happy for once in my life oh my god did you see that trick shot to the death i burned you with my fireman all our voices have to call you daddy now you will suffer the sins of a thousand damned [Laughter] no son save your [ __ ] how does that why does that keep happening because i'm a stupid idiot that's why how sorry though oh man sometimes i wish i was a gremlin why because i don't know it feels like it'd be fun just walk around town in the dark just like how long people are like oh there's a crumbling and you're like you just [ __ ] giggle does that sound fun i certainly never thought of it like that oh my god i feel like i'm watching the mental breakdown of a friend that's supposed to be the easy one every time it's a waste of my life mine too bro i could be enriching someone else's life i could be like teaching a skill to somebody i could be like helping people in need right now like [ __ ] mario [Laughter] man i wish we had face cam oh what's the point aaron just slowly put the controller down quietly placed both his hands one after the other on the table looked down and then slowly put his hands over his eyes this might be one of the most defeated times i've ever seen you dude it's not even funny anymore no no no i just feel i feel empty oh it's dark it's dark having dark thoughts right now in a bad place and ross had the opportunity of being able to [ __ ] like learn this [ __ ] while he was building it he's willing to spawn in this room and do it it's like i feel like if i had designed this room with him oh [ __ ] i actually think i might be capable of crying over this level i think i can get there so emotionally just exhausted oh so very close i think you had it that's cruel i think you had the right idea it's starting to feel better though we're starting to get places okay [Laughter] it's easy now yay now baby now i just gotta survive this [ __ ] just gotta survive this [ __ ] is ever is anybody enjoying this is that who's who's watching this at home and it's like dude you're kidding a bunch of the people watching this made this level with ross that's true they're [ __ ] loving this oh god god that was too early that was i'm losing my mind over here i'm losing my grip on reality for a second here do you need to play a little sonic the hedgehog over here god okay wow nice audio capture yeah it was just it was just a solid block room is brighter can't we just play checkers or something yeah yeah we can do anything you want all right next time on game grumps okay what am i going to do finish it i'm not want to give it one last shot now you've had a nice little mental break no you really don't here we go oh back in this hellscape emasculating clown porn [Laughter] you know that feeling okay you know that feeling when it's like it's really cold and like there's the first feeling where you're like that's cold but you can like sort of take it and it kind of feels a little good kind of right and then there's like the second one where you're like oh it's getting a little too cold mm-hmm this experience feels like the third one where it's like where you like you you're just like [ __ ] i can't i'm so where's the blanket yeah that's that's what it feels like in my whole body right now yeah your whole your whole um vibe right now is i get it i get it i get it uh all right next time my game goes yeah well done really proud of you i'll see y'all have a great day we'll see you all and it's gonna be nice it's gonna we're gonna have a good time with this at some point at some point [Music] arnold [Music] [Laughter] thanks bro i love you all right hey everybody welcome we're back okay yeah it's a new day uh aaron and i are still together at his house but um but it is a different day and aaron has woken up refreshed ready to take on new challenges in life yeah i gotta do challenges we mean old challenges that were impossible right impossible meanwhile i was watching a uh a show called glow up competition show with of makeup artists oh yeah one of the many one of the many netflix shows that i was like ugh i'll watch five minutes of this see if i can kill five more minutes of my life and uh and then by the time i'm halfway through episode one i'm in love with everyone and i'm sweating and like but what if he doesn't survive to the next round i thought you were going to be like and by season seven oh yeah no i realized uh-oh i'm still on season one aaron oh yeah oh oh yeah here we go okay so now i have to he has to not get squished and not touch those all right we're going again oh ross would have been a nice moment for a little checkpoint charlie that's the top that's the tall one [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] wall jump [ __ ] it was right there i know did you see that yes you didn't want to say anything no i didn't i was like i'll just i'll just be in agony in silence oh that was bad oh it was so close that last one isn't tough though it's not as tough as the second one yeah the second one is like um but when you were practicing off screen before the episode started i believe one of us said uh ross needs to pay for this yeah those were the exact words that was that was you that said that was it i i have trouble remembering which of us said what i usually only remember what gets said so does the audience [Music] misinformation is the fuel that the internet truck runs on baby and it's like nos dude it runs fast it [ __ ] gets out there and it's just like yeah oh yeah yes yes queen yes no we will not give up ross we finally made it to here give up oh no all right what's going on this is mean oh no all right it's fine it's fine this one's not so hard famous last words yeah seriously this one's not so dude dude we're doing it we're doing it this is easy we're all the way feeling good feeling fresh feeling free feeling funky everything feels manageable until it all happens at once right kind of like life it's so true oh man we got the backstreet boys yeah you know what i got that one like just whatever comes your way first and then one more thing comes your way now okay no problem yeah and then then your [ __ ] straw has a hole in it and you're like i can't deal with life today sucks yes queen oh my god those last like turtle oh there's more oh yeah there's more oh just died oh my god oh slippery ground oh ross that is so unfucking cool this isn't even bowser's castle this is like the mini castle beforehand oh i did text ross about this and he was like oh yeah that one's a doozy oh boy all right well it's good to know he's happy wherever he is yeah hell [Laughter] [Music] lording over his his domain oh oh no no no no no no no no no no no no oh god man it's awful it's cool it's cool though everything's fine i got it man you can't just waltz in through the front door and kill your parents you gotta think that [ __ ] you can't tell me what parents to kill think that [ __ ] through yeah yeah why my parents i like them i don't have any particular feelings towards your parents maybe that's what they're talking about this is your last try aaron so make it count uh one two three that's a joke okay next time on game girl one two one i'm a big boy i'm a big [ __ ] hello hello and i and i want and i want everyone to know something and it's something i've said in the past before and it's still true um [ __ ] you no i'm just kidding totally kidding and uh oh my god i just have to make sure i don't land on that second one okay that's the trouble oh [ __ ] i'm sure you can appreciate the timing of that humor though on some level this is the only thing i could do wrong second one it is the [ __ ] it's just my brain like turned off i was just thinking about other [ __ ] [ __ ] let's try pausing the episode and coming back when you're on level three okay see you in a sec it's queen yes green yes queen yes you're my you're mcqueen you're my special queen oh my god there's oh my god there's more there's more there's [ __ ] more well i'm gonna die instantly of course ross [Laughter] ross you're on the list my friend oh my god ross ross i mean you were right don't over correct that's what it is always the french this [ __ ] board celebrated everywhere for its impossibleness please god let it be the end let this be the end are you ready no stop ross stop it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i got hit by a spikey ball and to the door we go next stage oh god that's roy roy's our boy yeah super cool and fun super cool and fun super cool and fun super cool oh man i freaking loved him so much oh oh oh [ __ ] you want to do this next time on gangrene yeah sure okay anyway yeah me too why do you think i ever say let's do this next time on youtube it's always because i have to pay seven times a day that's true as i desperately attempt to stay hydrated during our session well then you go in this one and i'll go upstairs unless horse pisses lately i started timing myself it's just i get so bored while i'm here oh my god i don't know if i can get in the door because it's here oh my god it's like i have to like finagle it this is perfect this is exactly what ross wanted oh god it's spit [ __ ] oh come on come on man sucks ass sparkling thoughts yes there we go okay oh my god oh come on man mother funky man i can't take this anymore i know would you say this is your least favorite level yeah no this isn't my least favorite level no because i mean progress is being made man [ __ ] this i gotta [ __ ] play this it's this first one it just sucks i don't feel fancy like there's no there's no i can i can always get this first hit off but like after that it's just like it it just feels so like i'm out of control oh my god that was a real [ __ ] you eat it like the [ __ ] mario face stupid-ass plumber oh [ __ ] [ __ ] this is the [ __ ] word i don't know man [ __ ] god give me the hoop to go [Laughter] holy [ __ ] [Music] i'm a little teapot short and stout here is my handle that's what i'm all about yo if i have a distance from my mouth i will put food inside and i'll shout well done thanks that's probably why i died just thinking too much about the rhyme scheme i will teapot short and stealth i'm going to have to kill myself [Laughter] when i kill my parents i'll inherit wealth wow buy some useless [ __ ] and put it on my shelf excellent work aaron what'd you do today at work dan oh you know watched aaron die a hundred times in mario and then made jokes about ending my life to the tune if i'm a little teapot well what'd you do yeah yeah basically the same yeah factory line but other than that basically the same oh oh my god dude that's sure [ __ ] freaking god leave me with you feeling dude on a wednesday all right relax [Music] [ __ ] i [ __ ] hate this man yeah i hate that i'm spending so much time on this yeah just to get to the impossible one that you know you can't be i can't believe people are [ __ ] watching this man it's just such a [ __ ] failure what a waste of time it's a quest man i'm invested why is this why is this our one of our most popular series of all time you're you're on the last level you're on the last level of all of ross's levels [ __ ] that he and the people watching this created so to elicit this exact reaction from you how can you be like oh who would like this god [Music] [Laughter] one more i was about to crack this controller in half really yeah and i've been working out too so it's a possibility i could do it too i'm like super strong i don't even think i can't do it i'll rip it in half i'll [ __ ] ruin my property and i'll show you all i mean i didn't because i didn't want yeah because my dad works at nintendo i don't want to disrespect his property i'm borrowing this from uh nintendo hq so that's why my dad's office i go there like all the time i even pitched uh this character to him actually yeah it was my idea he based it off of how i like people with blue hair i don't know oh no i wasn't even thinking man i was panicking from like from jump street yeah first second i was [ __ ] panicking skywalker [Music] [Laughter] holy [ __ ] hold on hold that thought go look up some [ __ ] attitude you mean this could save people even from death holy [ __ ] this is where the fun begins [Laughter] one day i'll become the greatest shot i ever learned how to stop people from dying i don't even learn to stop people from oh [ __ ] why didn't i go to the most obvious one it's [ __ ] i hate sand from my point of view the jedi are evil it's coarse and it gets everywhere at least we got panic and skywalker out of it i i don't like sand it's dirty and coarse and irritating it gets everywhere hi oh hello we're back um aaron's having oh my god aaron's having a good time no i'm not stop lying okay aaron's not having a good time he is emotionally defeated and uh you did it ross you won oh no no no oh [ __ ] oh what that's never happened before i swear it's [ __ ] random this whole [ __ ] is just random this stupid boss stupid [ __ ] blue shelled piece of [ __ ] it's [ __ ] random [ __ ] [Laughter] i think all i have to do is take this car and then the next thing i see is you're getting bu cocky with fire oh so i suppose i can't say buck oh my god my heart oh that mario is done he'll never experience the joy of raising a family jerking off on a wednesday evening that's not how the lyrics go sparkling jack give me the goo oh no no down we go down we go down we go now we go dude it doesn't even me he shoots blue things it's not even it sounds even matter the blue things are nothing compared to the risk of everything else it's true blue things are stupid a waste of my time gotti oh he gotti me oh my god oh my god oh my [ __ ] oh i can't do it i just i went to see susie and she was like what are you what are you doing i was like just doing grumps why are you so sweaty you absolutely are sweating like crazy right now [Music] [Laughter] it's like that shirt is [ __ ] soaked you throw it in a heap on the hardwood floor it's just like she just just makes a loud thud against the wall sticks there for a couple [Laughter] were you distracted by a single moment of joy there's your mistake it's a little picture of this little little cat stuffed animal right it says i used to have this webkinz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud wow i was expecting a hilarious meme joke but it's actually just a window into someone's psyche like that reading that on like one night just like it just hit me in the right way you know you're talking about the last episode of course and i just [ __ ] lost my mind laughing it was one of those like you just not even making sound anymore yes yes kind of they kind of laugh if i had if i had like the symptoms of what i'm going through right now without any warning i would go to the hospital [Laughter] something's not okay yeah yeah come on another one doctor it always seems to happen when mario maker 2 comes out oh give me a [ __ ] break wow after all that how did matpat do this did he beat this level yeah man he just like flew through this [ __ ] really let's watch him do it and then learn his ways all right we're gonna do three episodes of the last stage what well i'm not going to beat it on this one well that's what i'm saying like let's pause the episode and watch his techniques and try to learn from him that's just i want to give matpat the w [Music] why he's i know he's a great guy and he's good at what he does and super nice to us i just you know it's it's a pride thing i'm supposed to be the video game boy aaron i don't watch other people be the video game boy and then copy them even though i've done that many times in the past on the show i've watched you lose 59 lives on this stage that i can count because i think pride is a ship that sailed many moons ago yes now stay down there no don't pop up you stupid right don't immediately lose your mind well what do you think i'm gonna do not do that geez louise damn you're good you're good this door is really small you know what i mean i do the only thing that makes me feel better is knowing that matpat is not watching this i have a loving wife and a child yeah like there's no way very successful career i've already beaten this yeah yeah i don't need to watch somebody else do it or not do it no i think we should probably take a quick pause on this oh you what you think [Applause] [Music] [Applause] uh whoops that's not the start button excuse me that was really good dan he's me welcome back excuse me hello dan's uh sick of my [ __ ] no no not even remotely i'm quite the opposite i'm very concerned for your well-being oh well thank you i appreciate that i'm concerned for everyone else's well-being because uh i'm about to i'm about to go on a killing spree and well i'll be damned if you're not the only one here not much of a spree as it is a targeted assassination oh boy oh my god oh my god yes oh my god yeah yeah that was incredible by the second holy [ __ ] now let's make it make it count oh whatever whatever stop flying i didn't even know he could fly he never flew he hasn't flown this whole time and now he's flying all of a sudden it's ridiculous [ __ ] i hate this exactly what happened i hate this i i just oh no mamma mia here we go again all right you doing okay over there i think i'm kind of breaking down yeah dude i'm there man i'm there because it's like again i feel like i'm taking crazy pills man like just over and over no you're still alive oh what dude you can't throw that in there too ross threw that in there oh my god oh today's gonna have to be a short one [Laughter] i think today's gonna be a all right well you know what i think uh i think it's best if we all just went home were we joking we were joking on camera or off camera the the idea of like you getting so angry on this show that you just give birth to a baby recently it's okay cool just check it out make sure i didn't imagine that yes i think that was yesterday or the last session we did i was just like i was just like oh the baby's coming i just hear you crying and screaming and then all of a sudden there's like two people crying and screaming wait what oh my god and then after like the two people screaming and crying you're like it's twins yeah for mario maker too oh my god i hate this i hate this world that we live in we live in constant agony why do we do this to ourselves why do i do this to myself i don't need to god i could just [ __ ] off into a forest and never talk to anyone again and everything would be the same no it wouldn't be the same it would be better i'd be happier yeah oh god no but instead i'm addicted to my sugars and my plastics and and all the attention [Applause] here we go that actually made me lightheaded yeah i know i could see i could see like i watched it all happen all right i'm back cool i was almost gonna pass out there for a second all right i'm back oh no i'm here all right i'm back [ __ ] bring me back to the ether i want to taste the abyss once more please why can't we all just [ __ ] return to the the electricity cloud that we came from oh my god oh my god oh my god even oh my god even the the last stage with the cage you could see like i was making progress it's like oh i can complete this one pretty quickly yep and then oh let's move on to the next one oh that's hard but this i'm still having trouble on this [ __ ] yeah in fact i'm probably having the most trouble on this [ __ ] than anything else oh yeah if i could have if i could have quick tries at the piranha plant one i wouldn't be having an issue i'd probably be clearing it every time i believe that this [ __ ] is gross oh my god okay i'm so [ __ ] so done you have every right about to walk out of the house yeah i understand take 5 000 oh my god we should pause why because i can't watch this anymore i need to just rest my eyes for a minute yeah maybe this will be the one then okay don't even look just rest your eyes right now i'll take care of it really you can you already know what's happening on screen yeah it sounds like he just died yep okay and just give yourself a little little rest here for a second just yeah just not off give it a rela i'll give you some relaxing dulcet tones listening to the waves rush [ __ ] oh my god oh all right i'm all right i'm back i'm back i really was almost asleep there no no no no no no no no no what if i refuse i i i just like i can't go through that first boss anymore i could do roy a couple times over i i certainly could do this one because i'm learning and that's like interesting to my brain you're a neural net processor the first one though i can't do anymore i just can't do it is there a way to go to save states no you just have to do it over and over again wow listen boo i'm giving this one a boo wow ross what what what how you feeling over there bud aaron booed you i just can't i can't i can't do it again next time on game grumps wow i'll i'll get some distance yeah and you'll do it again but yeah of course yeah of course but still for this moment you just celebrate your independence aaron from this you mean you're a strong independent nutsac who don't need no mario maker too yeah all right uh i hope you all had fun oh my god watching me uh literally in pain i'll see you later it was an adventure goodbye bye this is among the most defeated i've ever seen you i just can't i can't like i emotionally can't do it anymore i don't have the strength [Music] ross wow hey everybody hello and welcome we have returned as promised to uh mario maker two um who knows this could be the level or the episode that aaron beats uh this final level spoiler alert does it say finale yeah it probably doesn't 69. nice was it months ago that we played this yeah i guess so i guess it must have been that's right because we were talking about japanese diaper cafes don't you remember the the guy comes into like a real estate agent agency diaper and they're just like one floor up [Laughter] was that on this level no that was bad i believe that was like an icy level that's right i was like i gotta just bite the bullets and bite the bullet i gotta stop lying to myself and just accept that i desperately want to go to a japanese city i mean don't you no why not because it will be filled with uh japanese men in diapers oh come on you're not the least bit curious uh i'm curious about so many things in this world that's not high on the list i mean if you if someone was like hey we got we're going we're really curious you're safe with us what do you think dude you wouldn't do it for the moment i joined game grumps and everything i did and said was recorded by strangers essentially um pretty sure i can't even go to like a normal meat and potato strip club ever in my life meat and potatoes if they served meat and potatoes at my strip club i don't know but i i just like i just don't feel like i could do anything like that so japanese diaper cafe very low on the list you sure yeah positive all right well i'd absolutely go yeah you just have to survive oh easier said than done dude truth unbelievable that one mm-hmm i can't believe there's no [ __ ] save point before that yeah very uncool very cool of you ross how did ross beat this i'm sure he had somebody else do it do you think so [Music] [Applause] [Music] that would be a classic it's fine that doesn't even matter yeah no don't no that was terrible shut up okay it just was it was everything about it i know i was there just like the waiting a long time lining it up and then just [ __ ] why did i why did we choose to do this why didn't i just like leave this as a hanging thread for the rest of my days because it's only been a month or two and folks have already been clamoring for it yeah oh [ __ ] p people hate it when we get all the way to the end of a game and don't finish it yeah well i feel great about it yeah hence trauma center and of course jackal trauma center was too hard though yeah well so is this well yeah but okay no oh god it's i can't afford it oh my [ __ ] cut your written half yes how are we even monetizing this all i'm going to do is profanity watch your profanity he's like ah you're right i'm sorry yeah yeah right yeah there's something very sweet about that moment [Laughter] yeah the other the other guy's like yeah of course of course i'm sorry i should have that's such a good [ __ ] moment yeah it's the best what the [ __ ] is all this [ __ ] watch your profanity he definitely says profamity with an m but i've seen other clips of that guy and he doesn't speak like that no it was just because he was like he was like side-eyeing the camera oh okay like it was it was like he i don't think he was expecting that to make the cut oh okay you know what i mean yeah this is un unimaginably brutal even for ross [ __ ] goddamn it i hate this i i truly hate this i was like all smiles at the beginning you were you were you were in a good mood because we just did the kingdom hearts episode and like that was we were giggling and having a good time because kingdom hearts appears to be i've never played it but it appears to be the exact opposite to this as far as stress goes oh it's just whimsy yeah yeah pure whims you just you just swing around a key there's no there's no challenge oh [ __ ] if it was ice cream it would be a whimsical whimsical okay oh aaron you gotta i like in my head i'm like don't let the thing hit you you know it's good well you know what why don't you do it here you do it no no no no go ahead go ahead no no go ahead no you're it's yours all right just just just make it happen for yourself oh my god i hope i do it on this first one how [ __ ] awesome would that be [Music] sorry i [ __ ] stink dude i honestly i'm happy i'm happy i'm happy for you i'm happy for you through this yeah and i'm [ __ ] stoked as hell because i don't even care at this point i just wanted to be done yeah oh good job you didn't get hit once okay here you go no no you keep going oh all right you you're on a stride right now boy you are you just want me to fail i don't actually if you beat this i i will be pleased as punch i'll never hear the end of it but we'll be done with it oops okay that is very difficult can't lie that's a tricky one that's a tricky dicky god i should have just retired undefeated after the first level oh it was easy you did really well on that first one again definitely boy is that you that yeah i stink wow um yeah there was that's like that's like when you go away on vacation and then come back and open your fridge and realize you forgot to throw out a bunch of food oh no because like i can't even quite put my finger on what that is the the ac unit for this part of the office is uh we're at the end the grump room is uh it's like at the end of the line uh-huh so we get the least air pressure yeah but i'm in the exact same room as you and i'm wearing more layers of clothing but you have a i run warm i guess you get cold all the time that's true [ __ ] warm as hell dude [Laughter] i'm warm as hell dude [ __ ] yeah all the all the single ladies love it dude oh come on oh come on he's like you should have put a ring on it if you liked it i didn't like it oh i stink i want to go home i hurt my soul hurts my heart hurts you will go home i know you're definitely gonna go home we can all go these are the moments where i like flash forward to like the end of my life and i'm like man where am i gonna be when i die on camera like i'm serious that's actually a thought that i have when i play stuff like this like it gets existential to the people like i seriously i get so angry and frustrated i'm just like this is my life right now mm-hmm and someday oh my god yeah just be careful okay cool you really stared that one down oh i hate this oh you tried to get the free shot i know i did and nothing nothing's free in this world on this [ __ ] of an earth that was great it wasn't great okay it wasn't great i'm an [ __ ] you're an [ __ ] i don't want to hear it don't even try and make me feel good no wow i have no idea how you can scream like that and not blow out your voice dude i don't know man i've been doing it my whole life it's incredible maybe like maybe i did something when i was a kid that just like solidified it you know like scar tissue healed over and then that was the end of it yeah it's got tissue that i wish you saw i mean that was before before even game grumps that was like my thing i was like the guy who screamed in the cartoons yeah i remember that okay it's just like there's no time to practice i know that's that's really what's so rough about it because it just seems like an endless wall of fire but it's like of course there's a there's a way through yeah maybe we should look online and see if i did and it's just like you can't even like get anything it has to be like muscle memory oh man because i was watching and i was like that looks impossible even watching it was impossible but was the person just killing it did they fly right yeah that was killing it okay oh it was madpad of course god yep do you ever do you ever look at matpat and think boy it's like if god made me but was like now let me make improvements in every section just make them handsome and talented yeah yeah smarter yep yep yep more successful that sounds about right we're generous just all the things yeah [ __ ] matpat [Laughter] all right [ __ ] i'm not even mad and i can't even beat this i'm sorry matpat we don't mean that at all i mean we do mean the first part because he's so cool everything everything up until the [ __ ] mad part last time i saw matthew pathy was on that charity yeah yeah the one that uh someone brought ketchup to my house for that's right that's so weird it was weird it was totally unexpected it was a weird experience but it did it did end up with some laughs oh yeah it was really funny because i i drew three squiggles and you were like sonic the hedgehog you were like yes that was [ __ ] amazing that's that was like one of the many moments where i was like we hang out too much [Laughter] oh man you're the one who remembers all the things yeah but not always in fact quite often not at all they're googling [ __ ] i had a good thing going there and then it stopped and now it's not good it's all bad it's bad like my life it's bad like everything that happens to me god i don't want to be part of this world anymore i'm even part of this internet anymore why do i do this the hell's the point oh spike ball spike fall in my face can't even get out of the way i was inside him the whole time that's hot [Music] over here what is this why was i deposited look on the bright side maybe we'll die of natural causes soon but that's just a theory a game theory a death theory yeah yeah what a [ __ ] genius he was to start a food theory channel oh diddy yes that's a cool idea every episode gets millions of views brilliant any releases of like once or twice a week or something like and they're all just so fascinating i barely eat food once or twice a week sets up a camera in his house and he's just like a cook chicken or whatever and he does and it's delightful because he and stephanie are both delightful and i miss them dearly that was the most aggressively i've ever heard words like that spoken god damn it well when i have anger in me i just have to let it out and i don't care what i say i know i know it's it could be wonderful words i just don't i think i hate to say it i really do hate to say it life is too short and you shouldn't be angry all the time no no we're way past that point i think you're gonna have to practice this in your free time no please don't say that well because how are you ever gonna beat this like we are no closer than we were when we started this episode please don't say that yeah please i swear to god i don't i know i think it's the only way i can't i can't bring this into my life i can't i i i i come here i film game grumps i go home i forget about it all i hate to say it but it's going to be in your life as long until you finish it yep no that can't be the case that cannot be true absolutely i need my home to be my safe space there's 1 000 people right now watching this typing oh yes you do have to finish this and you know it's the case you know it is can i just can't we just play matpat's footage and just say it's us that that's actually the best idea you've had all day oh there it is there it is oh that was my window that was my [ __ ] window god damn it i'm sorry it's like when you live in a household where there's constantly screaming and you just have like see ptsd from it just because like you just have to endure like they're not even screaming at you or anything could be the nicest to you because you hear the screaming near you it's traumatizing that's exactly what's happening to you and i'm so sorry who are you talking to talking to you me yes yeah that's fine because i just sit next to you and i scream and you're my bestest friend in the whole damn world but thank you but just because i'm here and i'm oh my god and i'm putting that energy into the universe near you you're absorbing it a little bit i'm really not i'm really not i i know you go home with a heavy heart that's i don't i never do i mean dude there's there's plenty to have a heavy heart about in this world but you getting pissed off at the same level of mario maker for 800 episodes not really high on my list you're fine everything's good everything's good i didn't really grow up in a house with a lot of screaming so i'm i'm more baffled by this you can be all right man no i don't want to play this outside of grubs i do it it'll be less stressful i assure you because you won't feel the pressure you won't feel that that that clenching feeling of everybody's watching this this is being recorded and then like there won't be any comments and you'll just ace it okay the bad example but you'll just ace it you do not think i'm past that already do you not think i've been just so bruised by this just covered in brown banana bruises that i just i don't even think about the con i don't even think about comments or that this is a show it's it's just it's visceral at this point yeah it's true i i have it too i have pretty thick skin after being on youtube for 11 years oh no oh man it still gets to me don't even get me [ __ ] started on that i hate this i cry myself to sleep every night with mario maker it's just i'm so beyond i i've just been activated in a certain way i'm just full of fire well then and hate there there is a lot i can actually feel the hate coming off of you it's warm it is warm why i'm so sweaty and smelly yeah yeah yeah it's warm and it smells terrible i i didn't know hate had a scent but uh now that i do i don't want to bottle it up did you know that eau de toilette eau de perfume perfume and oda cologne are all different things based on the percentage of sense that's put into the mixture are you just trying to try to deal with the hatred by reciting facts maybe why do you gotta what are you my [ __ ] therapist like just let me do it okay i was just trying to see what like whatever you whatever you answered would help me respond and the way you answered did definitely give me a very clear understanding of what i should and shouldn't say from this point on it's anything really yes i'll play it cool as a matter of fact that's exactly what i thought oh okay oh [ __ ] mother [ __ ] it's okay it's okay we're cool we're cool we're cool gucci [Laughter] fresh you might actually get through all 69 lives in one episode no there's not enough not enough time no i'm too good that's probably what it is that was worse i would have blown through him right but aaron hansen mario maker 2 master i wouldn't put it that way like can i just channel like a [ __ ] genius like trihex or something and just and just [ __ ] like have his soul for a second who's trihax he's a speedrunner and he's [ __ ] incredible and he's a sweet boy cool those are good qualities i don't want this to be over i mean i do want it to be old yes you do not in the bad way oh bubba chill out ross i hope you're enjoying yourself this is is this the worst not just mario maker level but thing that ross has ever done to you yes wow all right i mean what have you done to me that's been bad that's true once i guess he's an incredibly sweet boy no no no no no no not the little munchies [Laughter] oh i got you on the head you [ __ ] oh my god [Music] i can see it on your face you should probably go home for a little bit oh and play this well i really don't want to do that dan i so don't want to do that please don't make me do that i won't make you do that i'm just saying you'll catch a lot of flack and disappoint a lot of people if you don't are you saying i'm not i won't be mad i won't be disappointed i'm saying five hundred thousand people you've never met will be just god oh god sorry okay it's fine and yes you're right and i'm so sorry to everyone i owe you everything for the mario maker [ __ ] it's fine it's fine it's fine fine it's not fine the stampede oh my god i knew that was gonna happen me too you [ __ ] knew it i was like i gotta get out of here and it was there one more and i'm done okay and i will try i won't just end it because i want to go home i will actually try okay [Music] i actually almost just passed out i saw the head going home well um all right then you know what dude no one can say that you didn't try your absolute best that time sure they can anybody can say that yeah anybody could okay and they'd probably be right aside from the fact that anyone can anonymously say anything about you at any time no one can say that did i already boo it i did good good all right next time on game grumps i hope you all are happy i just got to come in one day when i have some time outside of meetings and other garbage they have to do every day in my [ __ ] life my miserable life that i'm burning away working toiling just doing more work by playing this [ __ ] monstrosity that i would never do in my waking life but of course i'll do it for the show because i love everyone i bet ross is giggling right now or at least he's got a smile on his face no record it and if i beat it then i'll show it to you and then you'll be like god damn that was amazing sounds great i love you i love you why you always gotta turn it into nice because i do love you somebody be me mad me mangry stop stop the cameras turn it off you smell terrible i know [Laughter] i think i don't know i know i'm well aware [Music] hey everybody it's gas scrubs oh baby hey we have an extremely special guest today it's it's our boy ross hey what's up guys hey ross hey ross is uh currently uh at the controls and he's gonna show us how to beat this incredibly elusive level that we've spent episode after episode on i mean i've made this and beat this a year ago so i'm gonna be kinda rusty but i'm hoping the muscle memory comes back within like you know probably about 45 minutes oh my god oh yeah yeah there it is there's the length of an average human episode and we're off and we're off look at all those friends that's a lot of people who have been tortured by you well first of all i just want to say how cool it is that like it's a guest grumps episode and it's ross who's previously just a cast member of the show but now he's a guest hi i'm a guest now he's got his own thing going i got my own thing going it's okay i don't watch game grumps yeah that's cool i watched i watched some of your comps the main reason ross is here is because i can't finish this stage alone and this will be the fifth or sixth and uh but the another reason why ross is on the show is we're doing a live show together yes oh yes we are called scribble showdown don't be mad because he's doing it dude that's the voice one simple trick will grow your penis he did it oh my god we've never even seen the next i don't know what this is now got him he's dead oh okay oh my lord you didn't even encounter him i don't even know what was that all right here you go i don't know what was that you guys how are you feeling we're feeling great because what took us upwards of eight months ross just did in four minutes and 43 seconds i don't care wow all right here we go here you go aaron has the controllers once more i missed talking to matpat favorite collaborator it's a treasure he was like we should absolutely hang out when you come to town and then i gave him a number we didn't hang out matpat why have we hanged out he's a busy guy man you know hell of a time to bring that up ross he could have just texted him that's true i wonder what 200 000 other people think about this yeah let's let's totally annoy the [ __ ] out of me don't don't yeah please this this this channel is exclusively [ __ ] on matpat oh yeah so i remember the last time we came up i was talking about how my episodes get more views than his which after that bomb it explodes okay it's okay how are you feeling you got you got to the checkpoint i'm feeling good i thought you didn't care you got to the checkpoint i'm just kind of trying to make conversation while i'm here to feel the dead air yeah i came in crushed it and left 26 minutes of extra episode to be filled [ __ ] all right it's fine do you want a chat no why would i want a tip i'll take one you can just say it out loud in a fair and it happens to overhear it cuz um nice dude [Laughter] [Laughter] i was thinking about our steam train playthrough of uh king's quest six oh yeah do you remember jollo yeah jollo jollo there was a guy who joined my twitch chat who had the name jollo to try and troll me like back in the day and i was like to troll you yeah because he knew i hated joloff yeah yeah see you next time for king's quest seven the search for more jarlo oh my god it's been a long time that's been a long time i'm very excited that uh we started this and i immediately beat the part you couldn't which makes me feel like a real big chad that's chad energy right there you exuded chad energy congratulations thank you wouldn't know it oh my god that aaron that is the worst case scenario i'll have that happen that is like ultimate mario maker jam you can you can if you get it slightly to the right like stand there and it'll drop but if that happens dead center yeah yeah it that's that's just some stanky jank get the [ __ ] over here oh my god no don't fly don't fly oh you [ __ ] flew nah it's fine no i'm doing fine i'm just learning yeah so that's just like no okay that happened to me too and i screamed oh except i had to do the whole level over again i mean if you need me to take the [ __ ] wheel i'll do it so it's the whole thing really no no it's fine it's you know i got this this is game grumps it's not game ross you showed him i know got me gotti you guys can't see it but ross is crying right now um i'm hysterical he's covering up his his sadness with he's a great actor yeah but thanks man visually it's just he's wiping the tears away with his newly muscular arms i'm not used to that thank you you're jacked as hell dude when did that happen uh troy oh i see yeah personal trainer now well done yeah yeah okay so i think you're now at the uh second to last boss oh my god oh cool second to last oh bowser oh [ __ ] the hell i don't even know what's going on you do not try to scan for surroundings holy crap no mercy dude no mercy even former friend ross [Laughter] um aaron this man tangled with burger king yeah the king of burgers i've slayed kings dude i i got them i got them in trouble on twitter dude wow and that's the worst of all they never fully recover do you even see burger kings around anymore yeah who talks about burger king burger what nearby burger peasant there's actually like five if you [ __ ] swing a cat outside of this office oh god hello it is me mr google now [ __ ] and [ __ ] in the first one minute thank you thank you goodbye he's mad can't i yeah he's a [ __ ] mad [ __ ] oh he's a [ __ ] mad can i um let me think how can i get you guys to monetize um burger king burger king you [ __ ] [Laughter] i don't know if you know this but uh [Laughter] the funny man died [Music] wow you died in the rubber room jumped in his mouth that's like that's like bowling a [ __ ] gutter ball when they have like the little balloons and then yeah and the little 3d animation comes off of a little like a little [ __ ] pin going well you should be fine thought i learned my lesson oh you learned your lesson you [ __ ] didn't you're right all right matt don't say con on this show that's very offensive the mad kind would be a great batman villain i think it's all right i can't in the first place that's all right [ __ ] all right fair dinkum oh my god that could be your top of the morning to you yeah top of the morning you can't and everybody's there there's all these appeals happening yeah oh boy that sounds great it sounds great when you say it it sounds terrible when we say yeah when we say it's like oops oopsie poopsie feminist movement side eyeing you like no ross is cool it's the drake meme it's like us saying it ross saying yes have i ever read the the list of australian slang to you no oh i should do that i would love that such a good fair dead air filler let's do it right dead air filler wow thanks ross welcome to dead air this is a boring show saver movie eight movie eight movie ten and movie eleven uh it tried to full vegeta into coming to a new planet vegeta but it was um uh libra used to kill this answer patience patience it's a virtue oh god [ __ ] [Laughter] if you had died there you would have been devil dead oh okay last boss and you made it to the checkpoint thank god with 99 lives this bowser oh what yeah you're such a merry prankster that's the last stage where's the box there's another stain oh god that's amazing i didn't know you could do that that's fun yeah take it out very nice even harder uh this level 35 percent of all deaths from uploading come from this level oh my god seriously god oh my god oh my god ross ross no checkpoint because [ __ ] you okay notice it's fine fair all right next time on the next one next time ross will [ __ ] lay the smackdown it's going to obliterate this wow looks like we have a new theme song welcome back to game room hello hello welcome back now speaking of trolly bastards roll ross this level's insane yeah it was hard to [ __ ] upload what happened there ross uh so i hit us you're the only person that died there ever yeah well you know why because no one gets to this level that is a great point everyone's rage quit three hours ago like i remember back in the day when uh this first came out i would like you know do the thing and search you know super rubber rust world on twitter just to see like if anyone was raging and i remember i saw this like really um really kind of sad one that made me feel bad it was like this really small streamer and they uh they had one tweet that was the day prior and it said something like really excited to play super rubber rust i'm gonna be playing on a stream tomorrow at this time and then the next tweet was guys i'm feeling really depressed i'm just not enjoying this at all [Laughter] it's just like holy [ __ ] wow yeah way to go oh oh damn it oh i timed that wrong bro i think you're i think you're doing great thank you um i think you need to work on it a little bit oh how am i playing but because it's i played enough i've done enough i guess i've paid my dues now it's time for me to sit back relax and watch the action we should get on a friend uh did we get some like uh drinks up in here like some uh some coconut some mojitos you know some i think we have some beer in the fridge it's been a long time since anyone's been drunk on a game grumps episode i'm trying to remember the last time i was drunk in the game rooms episode it might have been those saint patties yeah day yeah i remember i got drunk and watched you guys play my levels way back when like on a stream or like no i was like right behind you i was watching and i came in to talk about the level and then dan said have you been drinking the answer was yes i didn't tell him at the time this is a rough level and this one uh i believe i got so pissed off at this level i just shut off the stream without saying anything i was trying to upload i don't want to make any more money today yeah i if you watch the uh the video of me trying to upload this yeah i'm pretty certain my editor had to like just put a note saying like russ just you just he just turned off the stream i don't know what to tell you oh my god that's so insane it's really hard it goes on forever that's that's getting to the end okay yeah that got like exhausting but yeah that was i i was getting exhausted looking at the screen oh that's tough oh my god dude ross are we gonna watch you quit your own no i can do this i definitely i definitely can do this that would be amazing but this yeah like i said 35 of all failure comes from this level of life relatable no i can do this shut up leave me alone i got this it's fine yeah every day you feed me with hate i grow stronger whoa ross is one step closer to the edge dude i'm not about to break everything new mario it's all right you know what i'm not even bothered i'm actually having a great time this is a very fun level good i'm glad i'm having a great time too great times are being had by all yep we're all having a great time here how how are you doing emotionally man i'm fine cause like like i said i don't really dead inside i'm just i'm just i'm just that's a real call killer that's a real gift honestly these days yeah i'll make i'll make a ton of money off of this episode that i'll spend on therapy today deep throat this mic i'm gonna get so mad you've muscle memory in like a mistake i actually [ __ ] have yeah i don't know that's right you worked i died muscles around perfection now you have to unlearn he's unlearning oh what the hell was that can somebody clip that please and make a ringtone out of it because that was like musical and like beautiful i don't know what that noise was and i want a clip of it please tweet it at me oh i forgot he was there damn it that was that was a good run yeah oh [ __ ] that was the ending oh are you serious literally two screens away damn it oh sorry you got nervous god my hands get sweaty my knees weak mom's spaghetti i know i just can't seem to get the rage up for this is i'm trying no that was it no no what happened don't worry oh no oh no please don't jump no he was gonna we're almost there we're almost there i don't know if we can make people watch another episode of this i know you can do it ross all right ross was like i can do it oh wow we're like a full episode yeah man this is like the third episode of this one level jeez louise yeah i mean we've been talking about all kinds of different stuff each time but whoops well oh [ __ ] see that one more one more try one i can do this i can do this right i mean i have to go home at some point no no you live here oh god this is bad this is bad i just got a tickle on the nose from the mic and now i've got an itchy nose it's a really bad time to have all right you're all right something's getting a little scratching the nose the nose goes scratching the nose oh i'm going i'm going this is i'm gonna go all right don't know why that happened look at him he suck he blows no [ __ ] me in the ass all right well next time on guest grumps game grumps yeah i don't know what this is anymore i mean this is guess grumpy what is anything i don't know what the next episode that's gonna be airing is so it's uh why does it even matter bye bye [Music] i made it i did it oh oh my god oh ross yeah dude do you want to do the boss uh there's a boss god damn it oh god it's magic match uh i conceded okay good job that was worth it oh ross mazel tov god that was hard you really just needed like us not to watch it pure concentration yeah you needed your own thing right yeah you the boss you do the boss you gotta do the right because you know what just do the boss oh good ross i don't know if you've ever played metal and lace battle with robo babes but uh i haven't and now i want to yeah if it's no you don't yeah you can watch our episode yeah no okay well we're at a real impasse aren't we yeah yeah it's not it's not great it's only [ __ ] it's charming and it's 1993-ness back that up back that ass up jump in you did it yes yes yes yes jump on there oh my god you beat you've been super rough yeah aaron hey wow just incredible oh my god oh this is what it looks like there's yoshi they're all trapped get them off prisoners and bowser too oh [ __ ] i like my little helmet the shelmet what's what's the what's the what's the lore there i don't know yoshi you had him at the start now he's here at the end i mean the shellmet oh it's oh it's it's a the carcass of bowser sure sure sure yeah why not six hours seven years i like it 221 seconds oh my god that hurt i want to know the completion that level still sucks to play i found [ __ ] janky ass princess toadstool spray yeah i think he was so confused by it when i was a kid i was like where is she have an erection i felt so confused that's it no yeah you did it don't they don't let you make your own ending like i wish that dude yeah i gotta know this 0.45 wow that's not that bad hey that's will i know him his unlimited will he's really good oh well i guess so because he beat it in less than two minutes that's disgustingly good anyway thanks for having me wow this is glad we got it done finally yeah even though it took a few apps oh a few i mean you should have seen it like the the lead up before you got here like it's like a 50 episode uh series just trying to beat your stuff yeah how many apps was that are you going to watch these episodes on your stream now oh i guess i should shouldn't i that'd be fun i can react to myself react to myself yeah you can react to me people will be so confused two rosses yeah they'd hear you talking both ways they hear you talking now and then hi russ yeah have a little conversation with you leave a little space that's nice big hand for ross hey i was hard as [ __ ] ross o'donnellang bravo you're the man we love you man we love having you back it's great to see you as always wow you are emotionally exhausted all right bye everyone all right goodbye don't forget to grab your scribble showdown ticket scribble showdown.com did it well done dude that's that

Channel: Marcus Yamamoto

Views: 3,670

Rating: 4.6610169 out of 5

Keywords: Game Grumps, Super Mario Maker 2, Super RubberRoss World

Id: CBgj6OFZ9f4

Length: 331min 3sec (19863 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 13 2021