Best of Game Grumps - Shadow the Hedgehog

hey I'm Gus I'm not Zhu Goff and we're the game grumps oh [ __ ] why is it because he needs it to battle the evil demons right of course that are coming from the temporal whatever Danny shining a motorcycle he's very quick are you [ __ ] kidding me with this no dude this is Shadow the Hedgehog are you serious this is a game that legends are made of ah this is a game that makes legends yeah this game is a legend I still I feel like I'm some oh it's like words fail me right now you need a legend to play this I do yeah exactly uh-oh this soundtrack by Shinedown that's how you know it's good this is the same guy that made all the butt Rock and Sonic oh my god like Lakey like the songs that are like open your heart and it'll be alright like that [ __ ] this one's about like evil or ambivalence or something I don't know this is like mm it's perfect yeah because he's the main character just just imagine this game as if it was like this Mary Sue fan character oh my god they even have like the Nazi like commandant like forward men oh this is like a [ __ ] like that's not the Death Star that's not don't forget it forget it that's not the Death Star I feel like I'm due at like I'm on drugs and also I'm running a hundred and six degree fever like that's the kind of [ __ ] I'm using he killed him with a Beretta 70 48 or whatever the [ __ ] it's Shadow the Hedgehog yeah the [ __ ] Hedgehog we've been we've gotten a lot of [ __ ] requests to play this game yeah let me tell you all the people that wanted to send it to us do it thank you Isaac John Inglis William H action hey yep Andrew Felton my little milk dances oh we're just good all right yeah you wake on a big last weekend but what whoever my little milk is like come on man oh yeah get your life together Justin Henry Marisa Mindy Ola Jason Mo's or Mo's a dad Jack Dutt Jurassic or if I can get a cool graphic on that one also uh Tomas Tomas T Mixon dude this is your own handwriting Roboto Roboto su Ming mr. Roboto oh my god ahoy-hoy mat Valentino Mitchell Johnson Marcello Zuniga who you sent us a lot of games yes yeah uh Nina Joshua Thomas Josh French see why can't people have more names like this Jay nice two syllables we got Nick Cohen or Cowan Cowan yeah we got Brandon butch oh it could be [ __ ] Brandon [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I'm calling it uh we got the Mika Markland or Micah Markland I know and Sebastian Smathers thank you everybody wait can we hand me that list real quick uh first of all my little milk I'm sorry I talked Mac your name is great I like to imagine my little milk Jurassic or Roboto and Joey who I hang it out in a room together but ultimate party that's that's like an mm IRC chat yes that's like a chat about I don't know huh what was popular when mirc was popular mega man yeah that's the ones I want to let's check out what the options are yeah we can listen to music yeah please like I am oh stop yes all right change the controller oh we can play this game enjoyed ah eh all right let's get the [ __ ] out of here okay start playing some goddamn oh all right I didn't change anything finally a sonic game on grumps story ma breaking some new ground the new yeah new let's do it yeah saw so [ __ ] stoked for this I'm terrified of what's going in the town of what my orc I am the night and also the day I'm the knight I just got here early in the darkness I am the newspaper stopper oh he's so badass it's the only thing I can remember oh he has amnesia gruesome image that's his voice yeah he's dark and brooding and ambivalent towards good and evil yeah but and and he's saving Alice how someone of it is it new I was just gonna say that he has a Momo that's his one true memory why can't I remember anything maybe it's because your brain is weirdly shaped oh hell storm coming in whatever better get on my motorcycle and ride I guess that's weird that just kind of came out of nowhere yeah it's like Ghostbusters - all of a sudden oh okay all right sure man they really there's no pomp and circumstance straight up with the demons they're just going to like reuse all the footage they used in the opening what what with the foot shut up what is happening oh man as you can see dead reckoning will soon be here or technically it's here did he just like show up and was like I got a fun hold on hold on guys guys you can go ahead and fall down I gotta find shadow I got a tell on the day of reckoning is coming yeah but first I'll take squid form I'll take squid form and then I'll holograph myself tour I don't even understand my own plans oh this is some [ __ ] sweet world building they're doing with this plot oh yeah he's got to get the Chaos Emeralds yeah I like how one it always comes down to it doesn't matter what's on a game what the plot is right you gotta find the Chaos Emerald eat those gemstones shit'll [ __ ] like this like Solid Snake style menu scream hysterical oh stop it it's west of polis sorry no it's okay sorry I Wow oh my god oh [ __ ] out Jesus Christ uh all right all I can do is move so he's talking pretty people I put a good sailing towards his death well because he shadow he's so badass yeah that's what it is he understands this world more than the silly humans do oh oh yes I got my gun oh yeah can fire bullets the P button lets me attack the X button lets me spin - whoo and perform other actions hey Johnny whoa well that's a little race I got oh my helping him I thought I was the bad guy I think you mean looks like these african-american creatures mean business oh geez with it actually even that's racist exotically you're gonna you are you hanging out with me you're like everybody where you headed moving awfully slowly for a [ __ ] okay there we are and we're playing the field okay whoa I'm out of bullets so maybe enemies easy so I have a gun and a homing attack and spin - what the [ __ ] dude whoever made the first Sonic game and saw this must have just been like slowly fashioning a noose out of whatever was nearby Yuji naka oh I think he might have had a hand in me no it's impossible yeah dude he made the [ __ ] sonic adventure in this little same [ __ ] game what what is this what like boardroom meeting took place where they were like you know Sonic what would what do we need whoops we need hell we need ghosts we need to do my we need more guns well they need it at the new Sonic to be edgy and geared towards the kids really is that the kids want the kids who like all the violence in their video games Oh Sonic's not violent enough it's funny because when I was talking to you about this game when we picked it off the shelf I was like is this game like like at least regarded like it's kind of like a cult classic I mean like it was weird at the time but now it's going really this is [ __ ] garbage do this beat limits 25 yeah are you wanna get it I might get a ticket but I don't care cuz I'm Shadow the Hedgehog I'm ambivalent they just making you repeat the same will I died I fell off the edge because he goes wait he's too fast for me yeah and his furiousness is also in question you and whether or not which amount of fast and furious is also with the question okay and where he is and what exactly he's doing to merit the fast yeah and such as drifting in Tokyo can I can [ __ ] do my god damnit hell out I don't to fall off the edge again well I did it okay alright nailed it can I not attack the do my is that what's going on I'm pretty sure you can't I think you just got to roll with it [ __ ] this woman oh my god time OC song it's been like eight seconds now he's just like being facetious like hey shadow good to see you again I feel right now that jump into the [ __ ] abyss great what was it like down there among your people I mean in the shadows okay okay okay I feel like I'm playing a bowl of molasses yeah it's weirdly slow for like such a fast-paced game don't you think I yeah oh oh oh [ __ ] I can run along the wall dude chick wait on them check it out oh my god god I'm so [ __ ] fired up yeah man hit wait a second why is the speed limit here 25 if there's a fight giant wall right in the head why is that guy in a permanent state of like oh yeah I can't attack him anymore yeah he's dead he's just like no please don't do to bidet to planet anymore don't make this is serious Oh work on it oh dude this is gonna be a serious yeah because when I went through them before nothing happened yeah I feel like my grandma after sending her first email what is this did I do it right did I tell you a granny sex bang who you met yeah my awesome grandma um uh let me that's up for debate but how dare you she's just kidding she's a great chick she's so badass and she was in she was in attitude City actually when that comes out super well my grandma show like a couple of days ago she sent me your [ __ ] dude your grandma story can wait I know I am berserk right now and I am truly ambivalent towards good and evil oh my god I have absolutely no Alliance all right I died okay no I didn't go away with you grandma sir oh no it's not really a story it's just that she wrote me her first email ever and the exact wording of the email was hi Dan this is my first email please call me so I never have to do this again and that's how I feel playing this [ __ ] game right now it's again this is incredible huh and a triumph of Technology and I can't believe this book please end this so we never have to do it again believe this exists I know I don't want to take a little ride on the jump to conclusions Matt yeah but I think this game might suck ass balls you know what is that possible you're not you're not being open-minded enough you're probably right you need to open your mind I will to the true way of Shadow the Hedgehog okay you don't understand people people around the world statues crumble all right David goddamn it sit listen I understand fully that I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed do it I'm sorry I don't Oh hold on I know that you're trying to bait me with some smashmouth just do it just sing it but I got somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed Aaron and I have this thing going we're enhancing more than two lines of that song without becoming so disgusted with ourselves then we start to burn vomit or cough on control of it much like this game so what's wrong with taking the back street if you miss this [ __ ] plot cities around the world all right every city is reporting significant damage and casualties among them West da police has received the heaviest casualties due to its weakened defense system they've also hit des moines santa fe Newark New Jersey and walla walla bing bang kill annoy Kalamazoo Michigan Walla Walla bang bang and butt-fuck Pennsylvania it's for the last time it's pronounced boot food that's where they make that jelly I like whoa he's got two different colored eyes maybe that's a metaphor for shadows ambivalence towards both good and evil that's probably right [ __ ] I missed the plot anyway I specifically tried not to hear I know the general got mad and he wants to take out shadow that's probably all we need to know you're making the ha ha dude yeah you're gonna fight you gotta stop making the ha ha dude this is a serious game oh [ __ ] olá is he like oh that's just how he walks oh [ __ ] he walks like a person with a leg problem because his feet are so big there's no way to animate his feet to make it look like he's a normal person how do you spell that's like the UH from like when your friend says that he likes the doors and you don't like the doors very much oh the doors I love the doors for them for the record but I'm with you uh bang hey oh you vaporized it I did it [ __ ] that's what happens when you should have grenaded the bang can you take our knuckle egg oh you can you can well you could you targeted him didn't you or no yeah well I guess he can't know I can't hurt him nah he's invincible dude it's too damn good oh is this a stick I can use yes yeah me too yeah yeah yeah look at me I got sword power okay okay that's uh oh what's that yeah you got a key brush no I can open a big cartoon door with my big ass cartoon gold oh well well why would they put him there I was going fast I know why would they anything why would that why would this game has ever have ever gotten past the concept stages hmm look at my [ __ ] evil sword yep I can slice up these Zelda's yes do it yeah great job thanks man ah okay it's bad time yeah it's bad time and oh yeah a dead end except for this vortex guess we have to take our chances with the tornado now I have often muttered that to myself whenever I hit a dead end I often think what brutal force of uncontrollable nature can take me to the next destination well I fell off failure is not an option he says as he falls forever oh never to be heard from again Oh Mike yeah alright I have to find the jewel alright I'm gonna help out I'm gonna help dark eye or whatever his name is that's like a Marvel villain right dark eye dark eye for sure yeah if you just kind of seize everything really like darkly not like daredevil level of blind but just kind of like oh I can't see around this dark area and everyone else is like I can kind of see don't worry that's it know what it's like way too bright out and people like oh no he's like I got this guy's story yeah it's cool oh I need the idea I need the [ __ ] dark sword take a Marvel Marvel like super hair that his superpower is like a mild handicap well I seem to have developed elephantitis that's my new weapon um Sonic and Knuckles are like NEC channel lately he's like yeah don't don't talk about his new head yeah come here yeah and shadow and shadow walks into knuckles is like oh my [ __ ] god that's wrong with your hands geez I'm sorry I didn't mean that Jesus though ah alright next time on good game grumps oh [ __ ] are we all ready new time yeah it but time flies when you're [ __ ] totally confused and nauseous but I'm having so much fun I'm I think I'm having fun really I know what I'm feeling right now I might be filling in ambivalence towards good and evil alright grace she saw Donnie did like live a Donnie through uh like some of his non-talent at her from stage oh yeah he was in The Sixth Sense oh that's right he did he was talented never mind oh I'm gonna touch the jewel I'm gonna release the power within whoa human these humans can't stop me my friend do my and I are gonna go to a plug-in uh uh what's what's like what's like a washed-out metal band oh [ __ ] well [ __ ] it see everyone people who love metal are so into their metal bands forever that no matter what I say the fans of that band are gonna be like you're [ __ ] dead the next time like a hundred metal bands went through my mind and none is a good idea okay well then me and do my are gonna go to the N Sync concert yeah yeah it's a reunion and sing concert oh gosh she always my favorite I take orders from no one I do as I decide I don't even have to have my mouth move while I talk I take orders from no one except my voice director I ranked an e for excellence i ranked it e for amazing i rated e for everything I could have ever wanted him more meanwhile at the obamas mr. president mr. president you're white ah introspect as I stand here before you today mr. president you tried hands and feet medicine if we look man thank you I don't want the American people seeing me like this ah my pile isn't luminescent tubs are looking mighty fine today can I get a jacket with bigger shoulder pads please oh is that what this game is about yes mr. Bridger if only it were like old times from 1992 the theme was at night of non-consensual sex under the stars with hedgehogs good thing we didn't listen Oh the only thing that was missing was him like gently running an index finger crap Sonic's I remember those days like they were yesterday God the [ __ ] the primordial ooze yeah the mixture of high level math and Aramaic the language the Bible was originally written algebraic is difficult for some reason algebra or mind me of smegma smegma yeah not my problem brah I'm Jewish what Smeg look you can't get you can't get that smell got snipped do you know what it is it's like blood and semen is I know it's I don't know how to describe it without being super gross just had a panic attack all right if you're uncircumcised what's magma is the [ __ ] that can accumulate underneath the hood I know bro I know it's nothing you want I don't want it I know I know get it out of my head Oh make me unlearn that I thought it was just blood and semen no I know and the regular old blood and semen of our days I just thought it was a normal thing everyday thing and that's what that's why I like when people are like aren't you pissed your parents circumcised do you like it kills nerve endings and make sex less pleasurable I'm like yeah kind of sucks but like yes Meg he's gonna think about this meg bro Oh Meg mah bruh never got to deal with that good you know what I'm glad I'm glad to hear it Oh sending the eggman fleet I'm now realizing that like that crazy opening was all the [ __ ] CG cutscenes in the game just mashed together so nothing new looking apis ode of Thundercats yes exactly no one expected this be why hello Dark Lord I bet no one expected this brave you can fly go get it you still can shucks a baby officer loves my baby impressions pretty good thanks ma'am I've been practicing okay have I seen it before uh yeah it's called every day of your life it's the sky these feet look where have I seen them before is this what what is what is this [ __ ] what is this what is this Lego cartoon gun that I have that is weird okay what is this Lego cartoon rocket launcher I have anything watch out I'm the mother box oh look oh god this game went from like really dark to like yeah but also really dark at the same time because because there's still a doom is doom I like weird creatures save a bad guy I mean there's not even good guys in here you're just choosing which bad guy you want to help but one of them is good and one of them is bad really yeah Eggman good Eggman is good yeah cuz these are the ultra bad guys right right like it's like oh no Eggman is just a goofy bad yeah there's like a greater evil here so the enemy of my enemy is my friend oh very true right very gay how Game of Thrones of you really do you think so do you think that she'll like me I've been trying really hard and I didn't want to seem like I was being desperate it's to get Game of Thrones to like you yeah I mean yeah she'll like it she's it she she's a nice lad we're gonna hear my Jen you wanna hear my Jon Snow impression [ __ ] you too yeah please here is a jon stuff yeah Oh cause I know how to use it stop moving stupid it's true stupid go destroy the temple Jules do scandal the son of a [ __ ] yo this is Shadow the Hedgehog a game about making donuts possibly you get it because I man [ __ ] you know I thought you were my friend and you would laugh at all my jokes I didn't even know it was a joke that's how you know the joke was good oh sorry I just thought you were being mean yeah that didn't register in my joke ometer oh there's a there's an egg ship take it out brah I'm pretty sure you're not gonna miss them they're [ __ ] enormous that's true egg meds like dog I swear to God I will totally zap you with the tiny zappy gun on this thing that teller is extremely weak be careful it's gonna smart so is my egg ship oh [ __ ] here we go your egg ship is dead egg man damn wait you're getting badly hurt I don't know I don't know what life meter is yours there is no life meter oh yeah Springs remember we established that oh okay okay and I'm getting worried I know I won't forget this and then he's like just floating behind you're like so are we allies are we cool I won't forgot there is she wanting a tea later mm-hmm this extra chamomile ain't gonna drink itself there's that's what my mom always made me she put honey in it she's dead now whoa ah dude why do you have to go so dark because Eggman's mom is dead is she yeah dude really no oh I'm just making that up I'm Eggman needs to be a sad character that's how you need to make him passionate would he like would he not know because he was hatched from an egg ah his mom was just not around his mom's the didn't matter there was like 20,000 Eggman that came out of her butt ah ladies god bless you for doing with the miracle of childbirth with butt babies that's how it works right baby Oh chickens have chickens have a one-hole yeah poop on them and the poop hole is also the beg hole it's gross they just have to [ __ ] force out of butt baby yeah anyway hey there's a key hm thanks man Oh another turret you're going down Eggman your ship is no match for this gun that I found he's like my ship again I won't forget this one I was trying not to forget something earlier it's summer wine but mmm anyway why do I keep planting my ships next to these giant [ __ ] turrets ship explodes oh you're in trouble you're in trouble when I remember the first thing that I wasn't gonna were forget Oh God that was the worst thing when like you were a kid and like other kids would be like ooh you're in trouble and like Oh going backwards I remember I cursed once in front of the nurse and she sent me out she was like get out well yeah I just killed myself I'm sorry just get out of here and I was like but I have a fever of like a hundred three she doesn't get out and you're serious oh yeah yeah it wasn't even real curse I just said something sucked and then like that's not a real curse I know and then the girl was like ooh you cursed in front of the nurse ice I bet I cried too because I was so heartbreaking to make man back in 1978 yea-ah disco fever was about I can't follow anything that's happening right now I can't follow the leader I was always really bad at it as a kid I always wanted to be the leader and someone would be like no only leader and then well Oh get that ring okay you're good I saw a movie I saw a porn movie called swallow the leader what happened you'll never believe how it ends there's a twist and I actually almost said that once like I was watching porn and Barry was like dude we gotta go and I was like I often like the words that wanted to form were like dude I gotta see his ends guys I know but you were just like watching porn out in the open no I was in my room oh and he didn't know you were watching pull my badges knocked on the door and he was I to relate and I was like Oh fine but it was it was pouring out of like something led me to porn it wasn't like porn that I was jacking off to it was like just something I was watching to like it must have been like celebrity related or something oh it was like scar Joe's but scarred shut up like yeah scar Joe Scarlett Johanson Schiphol close ScarJo that's her [ __ ] name she's serious gorgeo sounds like a [ __ ] Disney villain me I'm scared yo aren't you excited for that movie Lucy scientists say that people only use 10% of their brain what scientists what scientists say that Morgan Morgan Freeman really you're the one saying that yeah you had a show about science 10% of their brain that's what I'd like to think like after they were really cut and he was like this is [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah where's my goddamn check just spell my name right on the check that's mor Batman Batman bring the car Mor j.g not gingy it's more man friggin mormon freegan that's like a [ __ ] supervillain in a in a religious comedy freakin Mormon friggin it's you we meet again on the dusty shores of Mormon town yeah I see you've brought your entire Church of Latter day Saints latter-day saints they must be able to get up to high places pretty well c'mon T as I don't make a ladder [ __ ] but it I it is late and I am tired I did laughs well so good so here we go yeah there you go here we are alright I'm doing it Brian the president's escape lock anyways I'm a [ __ ] dick right evil dude really yeah I want to make it done' make it all the way evil I think I can still do that think I have time I'll get tails right there he just has no idea that he's eating like a psychopathic [ __ ] how ow ow ow ow trying to get up here kill the president yeah are you trying to kill the president I hope not no well that's good I trust your word shadow-like [ __ ] music whittling like a big school he's like freaking he's in the process of take your red marker drawing a giant red circle with a [ __ ] line through it around the president's face what the [ __ ] is this thing you're not going to use your penis go to the president of course not what makes you think I would what makes you think I would do that yeah sorry it's really hard for me to lie I'm not good at it yeah sorry I hate lying especially you tails after yeah because you can't know that I make you the president okay I trust you go shadow doing tricks doing tricks the a1 trick okay okay give me that gun do me that gun I need to shoot the president don't you understand Barry take it out of context give me that gun give me that gun I need to shoot the president Wow submit that to the Secret Service uh Barry okay wow that is some [ __ ] speed pushing right there stop do it do it ah yes [ __ ] die already Wow Jesus the president whoa whoa I saw an explosion definitely is at the end of him no yes Oh congratulations oh thank you so much crowd here I had no choice really you had three choices actually yeah multiple choices he's like oh you do my I had no choice I super felt like it I had no choice to say no to what I thought was the right hand hurt oh yeah it was like you have a choice you can kill the president or do this thing I had no choice it was awesome is this the president yeah but I blew up a ship there there a little skipper your ship will get you another ship what I'm what thank you Oh what don't you what about the people of Central City Sarah are incredibly low poly no need to worry sir orders were issued yesterday and everyone has been evacuated to the safe zone unfortunately the safe zone has exploded he looks gonna ease certain feel evil to me yeah the Prez he's got an evil look to him that's like an evil chair that is not a good person the invader so estimated over a thousand black aliens come get American alien Jesus come on man well then shadow is clearly a terrorist I don't believe it I can't even say anything it's not super racist I've been showing myself this whole time actually I have been within sight of the president's vehicle the entire time I don't like the way they're saying black yeah he's been hanging out with the black sure there's gonna be other aliens and they're just gonna call them alien oh the aliens they're on our yeah they're all right god [ __ ] damn it God [ __ ] oh oh my god yeah I am so actually grumpy on game right now it's great you're doing good this is the [ __ ] worst this is the worst uh uh like I can't stand this whoa that's a lot of damage one more shot one more shot [ __ ] black doom just watch your rings cuz you're under ten that doesn't matter as long as I have one ring I'm fine right alright he's vulnerable would come on come a [ __ ] on oh yeah and that's ass yes please your dad yeah yeah traitor I'm a jailer this is over here comes his third and fourth form uh this got to be it dude you got it's ridiculously long and stupid and drunk Giada stupid [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] like during a point but this is the end we're not disappointed shadow believe it looks like sorry to disappoint it's like I know man she's just like hey I always paid like 25 bucks to be in this game oh [ __ ] ending Here I am on my own boy these things just float down all the time I'm going down the only Road that I've ever known I didn't get all the Chaos Emeralds yeah but like a drifter finally some rules I didn't get all again as I was fine all of them this is it overhead please and like the way you said black use the ultimate life form born to roll really yeah that's what he thinks I mean look at him he's obviously the ultimate life-form uh who on earth wouldn't want to look like that Oh get it yeah that's a game at the end of the game well yeah I mean wow there's different paths Bravo Yuji naka Yuji naka I did it who took on a perfect game thanks Yugi naka you really created the characters perfect I would I would change nothing about it I would probably change I would turn shadow into a more ambivalent yeah I would probably make him more like a porcupine what the heck happened to Alice in Wonderland I didn't go down the good path you idiot oh I went down the bad path so her fate just remains a mystery yeah yeah so I could play it again you won't play it again no I'm good thanks good good good good I can play the I could play good good mission oh did you know that Michael Jackson wrote the music for Sonic 3 what you're [ __ ] with me no that's awesome you can line them up perfectly you can line up uh green ham you can line up Marble Madness zone uh-huh with a thriller yeah it's exactly the same song really yep I'll try it marble ryan marble garden marble dry right now alright okay listen to that yeah bit that's good I'm so exhausted from watching this game my head hurts Suzy took me to a taxidermy class once haha and I had the taxidermy a little a little starlet yep which which if you haven't seen starlets murmurs of starlets is really cool Vannevar cement now they fly in huge packs and they fly with the fluctuations of the wind and there'll be like hundreds of thousands of them okay so you'll just see like this huge like wave that's awesome that's all it's called a starlit murmur look that up but we had to taxidermy a starlet and you pull the you pull the head out of the neck and then you have to cut a little hole in the skull and then you have to scoop out the brains but it's been frozen so the brain is like mush yeah it's just like goop and it was really sickening it made me want to barf Wow that's what I feel like my brain is right now I'll gotcha gotcha you brought it home with your teacher like you put the dirt in taxidermy okay okay did you unlock the samurai blade thank God oh Jesus Christ that's would have been waiting for now we can restart the game on the good setting with the samurai sword oh here we go

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Keywords: Shadow The Hedgehog (Fictional Character), Shadow The Hedgehog (Video Game), Comics (Comic Book Genre)

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Length: 41min 4sec (2464 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 31 2016