Best of Game Grumps (2018 FULL YEAR)

how the [ __ ] just even this is stupid even the right way to do it is stupid even the thing everyone says to do is the stupidest thing you gotta wait for him to not be attacking you when he does the thing when you do the thing you got to make it so he's not attacking you with the fire but he's always attacking you with the fire okay there's no way to determine if he's going to attack you with the fire because it's all the time 100 of it okay now [Laughter] and we're back oh dude you can totally do that because it stops and it pauses on the one knot go to that one go to that one what all right let's try that again shall we oh it's the last to come in so everyone else is already hanging out oh god i hope this isn't too overwhelming of a commitment for you making you dive head first into literature when you're not accustomed to it i do not like this already oh it's so unsettling don't you share your manga with your friends could you not rub it in oh you don't have any mango [Laughter] that's a shame why don't you borrow some from all the friends you have is that what you wish hell yeah it is second in my stuart [Laughter] did you like it did you think that [ __ ] was bananas i'm sorry i have such a terrible handwriting what i thought this was typed [Laughter] that semicolon it was perfect i wasn't thinking that at all now you can do it bro this is oddly immediately infuriating oh yeah dude i've played this for like 40 minutes but i'm scared it'll launch me over though yeah it's very well could that is absolutely a thing that is 100 of fear you should have can you just get me over this tree please if you can't get over this tree you're not gonna get over the next part are you [ __ ] serious oh dude this is [ __ ] cakewalk compared to what you're about to do god damn it it's such a bad time immediately oh no oh no watch it watch it [Laughter] oh my god i'm filled with so much hate what's with all the fuzz friend erin she she's just trying to make me look bad that's not true she started it fred how did [Applause] [Laughter] we continue the first chapter in silence then we do the second chapter screaming even so turning each page almost feels like an intimate exchange what really you never wanted to punch a best friend in the stomach i want i have wanted to punch someone and see it in slow motion where you their whole face is like oh you're talking about a face punch that's [ __ ] up yeah i'm talking about just a slap just a slap oh okay yeah no i i don't know you're downsizing it because you were criticized i don't want to punch anyone yeah sure town so cause you're a criticism son of a [ __ ] i make a mental note of where i left off in the book then slip it back into my bag it rustles the potatoes around it's her theme music yeah i really like it do you want to make me go home crying the club is the only place i feel safe i don't don't ruin that for me don't ruin it please just stop talking to yuri play with me instead it's all i have play with me play with me oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you've unlocked a special poem thank you are you sure yeah all right i guess oh boy i hate this game hey monica okay everyone we're all done reading each other's poems right we have something we need to go over today so if everyone could come sit at the front of the room oh hey natsuki good to [ __ ] see you it's been so long what the hell is happening i just i just don't wanna go in there yeah go in there yeah no go in there i'm just making sure there's not anything else all right all right fine i wasn't yelling at you i was just making a high-pitched noise oh boy oh i changed my mind ignore everything you just read there's no point in trying to do anything that's yuri's own fault that she's unlikable can you hear me friend aaron if you would just spend more time with monica all these problems would go away oh [ __ ] yuri and i are too messed up for someone as wonderful as you just think of monica from now on just monica oh just monica boy oh boy oh boy oh boy [Music] who should i show my poem to next i think monica would be a good choice i choose that of my own volition hey monica what about friend aaron friend aaron is going to help me with you you're the easiest job monica sorry but that's just how it is holy [ __ ] like how it is what are you trying to pull oh i agree with natsuki uh well i am not doing that oh my god whoa oh god oh it's going back to monica does it automatically every time it's going back to monica oh boy i picked yuri oh boy hey uh monica then yeah monica yeah [Applause] [Laughter] yeah you picked me that's her changing room hell yeah where she lived and [ __ ] oh yeah that's right she had all these lockers she could hide her [ __ ] in oh [ __ ] yeah take a bath [Laughter] all right goddamn it's been so long okay let's uh are you going into the files to delete her ass i don't know do it [ __ ] her oh man that's so crazy it's so crazy that you actually have to do that all right let's load it back up oh nice i really did love the literature club that's why i'm going to do this i know it's the only way for everyone to be happy [Applause] [Applause] i can press a with perfect timing watch as you tell a story um larry the cable guy um we're off to a weird start funny guy but even funnier live have you ever been to a live layer of the cable guys show it made me piss my pants the other person next to me [ __ ] his pants we both had to go to the bathroom when we exclaimed did you [ __ ] in your pants and i was like you pissed your pants and the answer was yes our wives left us my dad called me and said you're doing great son and i said thanks at what and he said being my son and that was really nice and i felt really good and that's the end of the story yes yeah i did it will this kill those nasty cannons that didn't actually happen by the way oh well wait not that it wouldn't it just didn't maybe if my dad watches this and he'll be like oh you should do that and then he'll make spaghetti and forget [Laughter] okay yay look at all these fun things throwing [ __ ] at you i gotta pee up d down pee okay oh man how come my sobot's not doing anything i don't know there's there's a lot of like kicking got him in the face good job did he give that to me [Laughter] i'm fighting a real person right now that's even better slap i can't believe there are two people playing this at once there's only six buttons but none of them are getting me back in oh i did it there you go do you remember which button that was yes it was x sweet that'll serve you well later okay dude okay [Laughter] just a little stumble what the [ __ ] is happening it's a slot fight bro it's a [ __ ] slap are you kidding me dude hell no are you [ __ ] kidding me with that like i i had like a pediatrician for way too long good one she gave me like a physical when i was like 12 or 13. uh-huh and she's just like in the main like office with like everyone around like everything's fine he's totally normal he's just a little bit of a late bloomer basically she was saying i had a small [ __ ] baby dick for too long and i'm just like oh this is awesome your weapons can be used to discover hidden areas after all this time you find out it's pronounced me gay man like whoa really like the voice acting kids in and like me gay man forgive me five give me [Laughter] the freeze cracker fires doesn't [Laughter] oh boy oh you got it all right let's see i got the freeze cracker oh man just especially with that face her music is scaring me it's giving me anxiety it's injecting sweet veinage in me i'll inject some sweet veins in you dude [Laughter] i was hoping kooks would just come home and really you promised me you'd come back okay i've been digging myself nonstop just waiting for your slimy turtle touch he just got [ __ ] wrecked yeah you better rig it even check yourself before you chickadee wreck yourself [Laughter] give that another try you want to work out you want to maybe go back to trash talk school yeah man i'll do another four years do an undergrad class of it get ready to tell a story saddles are a sound investment make it your best for you and me selling them on ebay is a is a 4x increase in profit this is not good life insurance forget about 401ks saddles the [ __ ] that was a terrible story hey ain't nothing but a g-tang what the [ __ ] are you talking about a-b-a-b-a that's gotten into you dude yep that's 50 jams that's a lot of jelly a lot of jams well jelly don't shake like that okay i'm fine all right back to fail boy that thing is hideous what the dragon thing is [Laughter] tab okay so now you're chatting with everyone in the game right now my son's name is bradley that's cool uh go ahead and pick go ahead and pick moira bradley more like badly he just made fun of your son dude that's [ __ ] wait how do i just follow where is he just follow how do i chat [ __ ] i've got lots of things to say oh congrats on being a father thank you yeah my son's name is bradley i just said that [ __ ] with nothing i'm a bad i'm bad i'm a bad guy he's bad i'm his getting closer oh i'm gonna [ __ ] touch that dick i mean dk i'm gonna touch that dk that diddle that diddle kid oh diddle kid please don't make that a character what's up everybody i'm dental kid and i'm on the scene i love the devil whoa dental kid wow get the hell out of here diddle kid no one asked you how haven't you been canceled yet is this on fox we called for batman well yeah well batman wasn't available so diddle kid is here to save the day or at least diddle batman's a pretty penny but diddle kid is cheap as hell here he comes i feel violated that's who should you been dinner doodle kids wow nothing like private sector do you have three spiked balls in your stomach eat process it piles it there it is let me tell you let me tell you a little something about private sector which is a little about that if you ain't prolly sick if you consume problems you're [ __ ] larry the cable guy is incredible perfect pitch does not mean you have been trained to know what note names are it just means it just means if i heard it i could parrot it perfectly oh i see yeah you know what about this one whoa yeah what a gift ah [ __ ] i gotta use the momentum of the push just like my mom's no take that out don't leave it in no don't leave it that's how aaron got born i love my mother of course you do she gave you life by pushing no stop leave that out it's not okay what if i said that about your mom i wonder if that's gonna be funnier like just if people actually hear it or just totally bleeped out well it's gonna be bleeped out so we'll never know i'm gonna [ __ ] your dad um welcome back to game grumps it's a good opening mmm nice i like that it clears everything for you that's quite nice yeah that is very convenient convenient for me otherwise that would be a pain in my ace well you're not playing yeah but i gotta watch this [ __ ] [Laughter] um now i can talk to people i can access the gathering hub nice look at all these koreans that are entering the online session whoa i could i could group up with all the well they're talking to me are we koreans say hi to the people we should have told you we're recording a show yeah we're doing sorry that's kind of a dick move i was not to say that before okay cool doesn't expect my knife to go this way but yeah we're very popular gamers my name is markiplier and he's jacksepticeye oh dude i could see up mario's shorts for a second yeah and i'm not gonna lie i like what i saw [Laughter] junior yeah b junior ariel oh he's got the [ __ ] hoverboard oh oh oh oh okay watch out because that is shooting arrows at you oh oh oh yeah that's a problem huh maybe i shouldn't go that way oh getting a lot of speed gaming last week oh boy oh boy oh hang on jeremy there we go hang on oh god you got an arrow right to the head in the [ __ ] hell or oh [Music] [Laughter] for god's sake stop shooting me okay that's the whole mindful [ __ ] right like yeah be mindful of the time that you are having right now correct because if you're too worried about what's happening when you're foldy then when you follow me you're gonna be like oh [ __ ] what happened when i was coyote wow slap down on a motivational poster [Laughter] sorry son i forgot you were here dad [Laughter] oh wow wow wow what is that sound oh there we go that's okay that's okay dad i'm on the ground dad is that how it's supposed to be help help there you go mandy will you go uh check the mail for me please yes of course i feel like willy wonka right now okay charlie in the chocolate factory oh well let's see if you can make this whoa okay this might not be the one we lost the bike son i'm sorry it's against gone dead tiny little kid head rolling on the ground dead shout out jump jump jump it's impossible i just already needed another street filled with garbage and aliens oh my god what that's that was titled oh my god i had a cold open oh man oh this is the game the [ __ ] that's crazy jesus watch out for [ __ ] crawling i'm in so much pain he's coming right for me what why is he sideways way of climbing a ladder is that i don't know how to do this i'm just holding on clay he climbs the side pole of the ladder ow that's real fire i thought it was decorative this game looks like [ __ ] face dude all right i feel like we should just start this episode over and save ourselves a lot of [ __ ] grief okay [Music] welcome back to game grumps hello welcome to majora's mask this game is ugly no god damn it no it's not the night of the first day i don't give a [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] [Laughter] wow please push the button push the button no you have the control you have the controller wow what a [ __ ] awesome bit aaron really really good stuff cream pie macaroni whoa you're like um quit shopping uh-oh oh that's a smart move that's a smart move oh me too bad it wasn't as smart as good driving [Laughter] [ __ ] this game's [ __ ] you know i know god you're hurting so bad just lost an entire heart that's that's the nature of the game dude that's game grumps have you ever watched an episode of game grumps before never yeah me neither i lost interest after john left the show [Laughter] yeah oh [ __ ] me you gotta lean into the drift dude oh yeah teach me how i'm gonna feel the drift [Laughter] what uh when is this game from like now the graphics look kind of amazing thanks man well you did it i don't know why i always take ownership oh my god you're like crazy sassy today hold on hold on hold on hold on what's up never mind what did you want i i wanted to show you something oh okay here i can show you with this guy yeah okay check it out here don't do anything don't do anything don't do anything don't do anything don't do anything wait don't don't don't don't wait don't don't don't don't don't how dare you wait punch only fight yeah no you did the combo sorry sorry sorry it was just because i punched too much oh counter oh wow wow oh sorry sorry oh sorry sorry you're doing sorry it's horrible sorry wait that wasn't a deal that wasn't the deal don't do anything [Laughter] why you mean it's a scrub right now i don't know it's fun i love i love scrubbing around oh my gosh oh my god did i just kill you with that you just use a beak attack dude i don't know what that is you got you got right up in me oh my god wait don't do anything i've only got time for a brief karate foolish today aaron yeah that's why i loaded up brief karate foolish let's do it i just knew it oh my god what is that i want to give anything away dude what was that grab your controller okay all right let's let's do some verses all right sweet double t hikari no you're gonna be fighting yourself good oh he's exhausted already what a beautiful display what a beautiful night for a dad so it's such a great dance yeah because someone at home put this to different types of music beautiful [Music] all right dan sorry aaron i just didn't i didn't know where to take that joke and it went into a mean place and i didn't mean it well that's really kind of you to dial to backtrack yeah well it's like most people wouldn't do that they just commit to the joke yeah but you you know what you didn't commit to the joke which means you're a bad comedian but a good friend i always knew it would come down to this sophie's choice now enter the shrine something that will aid you and your quest lies within use that item when returning from here by the way darth vader's looks good with his father got the lens of truth whatever whenever you look through it you see the truth oh [ __ ] it i knew it it's spoiler out don't get near me he's just like stink kills dumbledore boyle you [ __ ] [ __ ] i chose a citizen kane spoiler because that movie's 70 years old harry potter's been out for like 20 years it has not it's been out for long [Laughter] what flavor is that fierce it's blue that's the flavor it's purple it's blue it's it's blue is it blue i'll hold it up to the light it's [ __ ] it's a bluish oh it's great [Laughter] why don't you get the little magic thing i don't want it dan all right because i didn't see it all right wow toad you better not [ __ ] this up holy crap let's see if you can remember four pieces of fruit on a card strawberry grape banana can you do it toad apple ah he [ __ ] up [Laughter] all right well aaron has uh gotten up off the off the couch and involuntarily shown me a whole lot of crack and uh now he's just kind of kind of kind of blare witching it at the back at the back of the room maybe i'll just we'll just film some of this here i'm filming now iron walk me through your feelings remember when i said that i really do like this game yeah i was lying what i don't like this game really i don't like ocarina of time oh my god i especially don't like skyward sword no and there's nothing wrong with that i just i i can't i can't i can't keep going i can't keep going well well well here we are again not 24 hours after aaron hanson has declared his hatred of this game you want from me no it's it's just very like i love your determination i i just want to oh son of a [ __ ] two things i'm going to try to be better about doing the right thing in this game and hence why i'm leaving right now oh okay um because i have some other [ __ ] to take care of okay and uh the second thing is that um [ __ ] you the man who sent me the email had been killed what my father's old friend what an escape trick come on go oh every time i see these things i think of you telling your dodge trepid in story story we're talking about and you're like yeah that's the one that car exploded so a kid saw that your car was on fire and he was like hold on and ran into his house and ran out with like a like a like a measuring cup presumably filled with baking soda and hydrogen peroxide and then he just ran up to the car and goes big extruded hydrogen peroxide and throws it on it like a like a dragon ball z character and it just went and he just went oh oh man yeah what do you say after that i wish i was cool [Music] everyone would think i was cool it's like the song you saved yourself as you walk down the high school hallway and like it does nothing for you i wish i was cool then everyone would think i was cool hey guys where you going don't you think i'm cool that's what you're concerned about massive internal bleeding from getting your ass kicked yeah but you still haven't answered my question yeah aaron you're cool [Laughter] should there be sound to this uh yeah there is sound it's just turned down can we turn it up a little oh okay it was matt and ryan in here recording [ __ ] for their stupid [ __ ] channel supermega youtube.com supermega sucks it sucks isn't part of it um boy that girl in front of that good [ __ ] you know i didn't mean it ryan why are you looking at me like that dude see you tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of cheeky peak beak it's my favorite spot to go for all my big purposes whenever i tell susie i want to go on vacation i say cheeky peek beak and then she says maybe you need to see another doctor welcome welcome back to zelda majora's mask uh aaron only has uh 10 minutes before his food gets here so boy he's in a rush well he's gonna do it he's gonna throw it in the bunker or maybe i'll take you somewhere else nope it's the exact right in the exact place great well we're even but i don't want to be even i want to be the winner i won't win i'm gonna be the winning winner we have to do that song of all the winners in the world i wanna be the winningest winner oh my god that's so stupid thousand years of raindrops summoned by my song or my tears thunder that strikes the earth is my anger and here's some [ __ ] dumbass notes for your controller thank you okay so oh okay okay all right that's fine all right noted spikes come out of that one all right all right okay oh [ __ ] god damn dude okay oh well all right all right here we go oh my [ __ ] god no i guess you just have to jump over it immediately yeah oh yeah nope oh god damn geez okay [Laughter] uh [Music] hello welcome back to randall stephens zelda my name is randall stevenson and this is my friend another randall hello i'm also ramble the only way that you could be on this show is if your name is randall bottles are always useful dude wake up in the morning like did he wish that i could [ __ ] wasting my lives on [ __ ] i already know how to beat yeah because because the controls are ass yep it's part of the fun it's not it's not fun okay maybe fun for you it's super fun ted danson ted danson what go go go go please please please please lord dampy i swear to god i'm not even three feet from you get on the [ __ ] get on oh god it's so funny for [ __ ] sake dampies up there like um [ __ ] let's go hey slowpoke oh my god oh you ass you hot ass oh my god god dampie you [ __ ] idiot get over dabbing [Laughter] see ya ominous death i'm going back three days boom i'm like marty mcfly up in this [ __ ] [ __ ] you damn excellent mcfly reference yeah what of it suck my donk bonch [Laughter] suck my duck bunch just suck my donk suck my dog all right apparently there's a sensor nudity button that's a good sign which is always a good sign yeah i noticed you didn't click it uh welcome back to the house party we should say that first should i we should probably click the sensor nude no no i want to see it the [ __ ] matt ryan can do that [ __ ] no they're gonna they might cut out scenes though thank you says them no it's on the screen [ __ ] you matt ryan i was having an okay time until [ __ ] frank stole my thermos nice for red's thermos okay so these are all my missions you just like run into the house i need a [ __ ] balance i'm not gonna get laid i'm let's have a thermos get him it's like the best street fighter i've ever seen oh my god street fighter 6 oh i kicked him right into the wall oh my god whoa whoa oh he's dead he is dead cool cool i guess i gotta go that was hot yeah everyone feeling good about what happened here how's it going dude this guy's [ __ ] cold-blooded i was going through it i just killed a man hey patrick you all right yeah god [ __ ] this clam sucks are you [ __ ] kidding me shoot it with a hook shot boomerang i can't be underwater and shoot [ __ ] oh boy god damn this [ __ ] cl are you kidding me oh we're going are you [ __ ] kidding calm the [ __ ] on we're gonna be hearing about this one for a while how can you there's no way to hit it how do you do it what's that i don't know i'm just trying to figure out a [ __ ] vantage point or something feed a clam in majority no that's it's not gonna give you any answers it's obviously a non-issue i'm just [ __ ] making it into something you sure about that well how the [ __ ] am i supposed to beat it i beat it [Laughter] flawless victory somebody in here oh whoa whoa oh that's patrick's day getting his ass kicked this poor guy and he does nothing but whoa whoa oh man the damn this tank was a little more highly uh protected than the other one oh all right all right oh geez stop ass kicked all right i'm gonna hook a bomb in there yeah good idea uh a good idea how will it stay lit like my party is by making sick memes dude that's how lit okay oops oh damn it oh sh oh that's going in the files oh here we go again [Laughter] did i kill him oh goodness it looks like i killed them all did you yeah i think so what an amazing stroke of luck because you did not even place it in the water [Laughter] so you have to get some momentum to throw it and i just blew yourself out of and into the water on two separate occasions seahorses are fish they live in water breathe through gills and have a swim bladder wow and they're monogamous and they mate for life damn dude who knew that i knew it really yes [Laughter] harry you knew that all along of course absolutely [Laughter] just like a hugely long internal debate [Laughter] should i like like wonder what circumstances if that was the truth do i really want to go down this road i mean what does it say about me as a person should i say yes will he ever find out i mean is this a friendship ender if he does find out how long have i been standing here thinking about this yes i'll just go for it [Laughter] dude i mean you gotta listen to your elders or whatever life lessons okay give me a few minutes and i'll send this message always a pleasure catherine man catherine is my [ __ ] a team guy he is the guy who does the hacking [Laughter] i feel like the the shoreline would really be going a little bit more crazy if the moon was 12 feet from the earth well this isn't a [ __ ] science-based game dan this is a fantasy world yeah you're probably right about that so why you gotta be such a [ __ ] dick about it [Music] [Laughter] wow wait so my penis is out right now [Laughter] matt ryan put that in please i said remind me after i'm done with the [ __ ] thing to play the other song oh i didn't know you were talking and you didn't remind me i thought you were talking to the owl statue no god [ __ ] damn it dan [ __ ] i was talking to you old 45s you know that song by them you can and encouraging on all 45s yeah that's it it's it's i'm serious like [ __ ] listen to this and remember how i'm saying it something put wreck it on oh oh 45 like he says it like that here come on [Laughter] um oh god so shameful pause the episode forgot no it's a you think romance is getting yes if you think romance is dead yeah okay oh my god aaron ooh baby all right you're getting you're going down [ __ ] uh you can eat my [ __ ] okay um oh oh oh god what is happening i'm not stuck yay i was 60 to 70 sure that you just aft yourself forever i asked my sister what what no it's the quote i had never asked my sister that's the actual quote oh not that i left my sister oh god of course i don't have a sister first of all yeah well second of all i wouldn't if i did effort i wouldn't tell you [Laughter] wow aaron you know what i was like how's he gonna pull this out and you did it with flying colors oh man we have fun hey i'm grump i'm not so let's suck each other's dicks dude let's do it hey hello and welcome to barbie groom and glam pups today we're teaching poodles how to fly well i gotta teach my dog a new trick first oh my god all right um skills beg give me that [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't want an [ __ ] i want to shed up my vagina what what i want to be like a birdie the judges are like why did they pick this song one hope for everything [Laughter] i'll fly over a statue [ __ ] all over the statue [ __ ] [Laughter] independence you're not off the hook just look at the chinese [ __ ] it took oh my god i've been eating a lot of corn corn chicks you couldn't even get it out oh my god all right what am i what team am i that blue one no i'm anything but that i did not are you the the red one that's going that way i don't know use the buttons to go i get aaron hold it aaron it's gotta be my god what now it now it makes sense why i was like i don't have a controller and you were like don't worry okay wait you actually weren't playing that whole time definitely not guys guys guys it doesn't seem like there's any different no it doesn't there sure doesn't actually they're guys [Laughter] guys you're going through the wall you're going through the wall oh man you can do it no i'm i'm i'm definitely going through the walls hit escape hit undo what [Laughter] this game is really good here we go baby yeah going as fast as i can going to space detachable penis and you're like how did this song get made it's pretty great though oh when you just make [ __ ] you can make anything you want you're going the wrong way yes i am i'm undoing all of my good work you will you see you know this is this is how this is how a loser acts [Applause] [Laughter] yeah i hadn't thought of that i can't get enough of this i want to play this i want them to play this at my funeral i dude i will play an elegy of emptiness at your funeral i'll feel so sad oh you'll be empty at my funeral of course well my wallet will be empty because we won't be doing game grumps anymore just kidding oh my god that's so [ __ ] such a [ __ ] up thing to say son of a [ __ ] [Laughter] [ __ ] my case is cold animate again here we go are you yelling at yourself [Music] what are you every youtube comment you are epic as [ __ ] aaron don't ever ever let anyone say as you know i keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me and we've established this where am i on the list well i can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction the message is to the star of the world my favorite favorite guy didn't know how to be done happy happy birthday by sweetheart certainly i i can't believe it since i'm only 39. how [ __ ] cute is she do you think she says that to everybody granny sex bank no because no one else is 39. by the way that friggin um that game grumps animated with uh um i don't know how to say their name sebas bear bass bear is the base of birds sass bear is it sass bear is that how you say it yeah isn't it just sass bear there's a bee after that first s i think it's the same yeah and um [ __ ] what's the animator's name is it ryan scott is that the name of an animator uh yes cool i think it's him but they the the guys who did the diddle kid animation were yeah where they show the whole [ __ ] um the whole process of them creating the the remix and that was pretty dope it was really well done yeah i was very impressed great job guys thank you we didn't even ask him to do that they just made it and then they sent it to us and they were like do you want it and i was like [ __ ] yeah this is awesome i don't think i can have sugar crisp anymore on account of complications for my diabetes that's okay granny that's okay granny i mean i wish i could help you but congress opposed the redistribution of wealth and is trying very hard to throw millions of people off healthcare can't get enough of that sugarcraft oh oh oh no oh my god why oh my god aaron [Music] [Laughter] yeah honestly it's been a while since i've yeah okay so you're going back now to beat this [ __ ] for real hell yeah bro you know did you hear about the weather it's going to be raining tonight what does that mean [Laughter] it means first it means we're escaping from prison [Laughter] my is is a helicopter i should have said i feel like alex we're down here it's just that i didn't trust you at first that's not my son wait a minute how could you tell it's the cops i forgot my son's not a helicopter they disguised themselves as my son so nefarious like pull a curtain off the helicopter surprise dude nice farm awesome we could start a new life leo no what about my son the helicopter my favorite comment recently was uh i wish these 10-minute power hours weren't so scripted scripted you think that's what we would do the script where it's so scripted oh my god i mean it's it's the script should literally be like dan and aaron try to bake brownies and then a blank page below it i i jailed i went to sleep i woke up and i realized like the sheets were white oh no there was just a giant [ __ ] like many stains on the the sheets and the sheets above it just all around my crotchal area yes clearly not a pea stain yeah clearly a gizm stain and i was just like what do i do i like i don't i don't know how to do laundry i don't like i don't know what to do with this yeah so i just left it okay with the thought of like well well his parents are gonna are gonna see this and just be like he [ __ ] in the bed he just straight up there is a detail that's also sort of important that i don't want to share because it totally it totally betrays who it is okay a 100 he had a really hot sister no okay really hot mom yup let me tell you what i know about makeup okay zero percent of anything did you take the you didn't even savor the peelies i just ripped it off like a barbarian game grumps savor the penis you never you've never gotten some kind of electronic device and there's peelies all over it and you're like oh [ __ ] yeah i always forget that's a part of the process yes nice [Music] okay okay i'm gonna use my full concentration [Laughter] oh this is so specifically [ __ ] timed this is so [ __ ] specifically timed yes yes yes yes [Laughter] [Music] that was a three-episode ordeal man mother get my celebratory clean diaper hello we smoke weed neat [ __ ] every day and welcome to pokemon snap i remember the one time where you were like uh yeah whatever it's just a [ __ ] let's play wait when did i say that talking about people being upset about like about you saying incorrect thing [Laughter] and i found that quite amusing oh [ __ ] yeah open [Laughter] i can do it okay there's no situation in which this doesn't work out for me in the end [ __ ] you yeah great job [ __ ] you it's my day i'm the [ __ ] of the walk [ __ ] you it's my day jared please [ __ ] don't let that be your new catchphrase [ __ ] you it's my day that's that's direculous turriculous that's biniculus [Laughter] the the vampire bunny sucks the life out of fruit yeah but but he's ridiculous bunniculous that's that's the the third sequel that's my rap name [Music] yo yo it's your boy burn bunnicules i'm a boy like why why sorry i was getting too lit [Laughter] you oh oh oh no whoo ah a cleansing dip in the pool that'll wash the blood off i wish we'd done like the world's worst like shitty tagline like aft looking down on him like take a bath yeah looks like he dead is uh uh in the water [Laughter] looks like he painted the town red see he's uh swimming [Laughter] i i used to have a crush on girls with glasses that's why um jeanette was my favorite chipmunk she is the cutest she was also the tall one so i was like she's the one yes she's yes she's the nerdy one yeah she's the one oh she's so cute she's also a chipmunk and like 12. and two more in the win column [Laughter] no no no that's that's that's not cool i'll stuff those cheeks i guess in chipmunk years 12 would be like [ __ ] 38. in chipmunk years 12 would be 106. never give away your position in the war sun tzu 2018. [Laughter] gotta get away from the steam pipes i don't know where you are i don't know where i am either [Laughter] oh no my friendship gun i know you are but what am i i don't want to miss a second together with you and our beautiful daughter he must have written this when he was alive welcome welcome to tricky towers [ __ ] tricky towers welcome to aaron yells at our cleaning lady the episode what the hi lady i respond that way to my co-workers not to not to you don't throw bombs at me ah no oh god oh my god i [ __ ] made it oh man it's a game lag yeah look at i mean even the blood can't even decide oh my god they're just shooting the pieces i love how the game decided that the mr yang like that piece that's what's left that's it and just have to nice and easy nice and easy yes yes yeah aaron i just gotta stay up here [Laughter] oh good another loss it's okay i got it i got it down oh let me try it again wow look at him go damn patrick chill out it looks like he's [ __ ] whoa oh he's doing like the michael jackson smooth criminal what the [ __ ] is happening dude chill out great work programmer it's gonna catch on fire all right what do i do now do you having a good time patrick you enjoy yourself look at the fire i met this guy he's real bright i'm trying to bring the rain to put out this fire good lord he just won't stop i don't remember him being that oh i don't remember him being that jacked up jesus figure that [ __ ] out if you want a titty picture of me wow [ __ ] me all right i'll see what i can do yeah jeez what a charmer um okay we need to uh we need to go into our if patrick lucy's [ __ ] over there is killing me yeah you're not seeing this and yeah catherine do you can i can someone back me up on this that this is insane like i know you're looking at me right now like something's weird is going on and you don't seem to be acknowledging that that's the thing that's the weird thing are you fapping fapping gladly or fapping radley i'm fapping bradley congratulations on your new character hey everybody i'm fapping brad look it's fapping bradley that's me [ __ ] bradley is on the case welcome fap and bradley you sound an awful lot like diddle kid well i know little kid that's how i got my name because he wasn't around bradley are you sure you're not little kids yeah i did it myself oh my god oh that was that was brutal that's okay nothing fat but bradley can't handle it whenever i'm depressed or no this might be a job for little kid i should probably go go see if i can find him he leaves for two seconds and comes back with like a like a mask made out of napkins with two holes cut for the eyes that's my dental kit i'm not fapping bradley at all i'm a dental kid dude you know what i wa oh [ __ ] you know what i watched the other day that i realized that i loved when i was a kid and i still kind of love now dragon heart it's it's pretty dope okay because it came on and i was like oh [ __ ] dragon heart here we go and then like 30 minutes in i was like but he doesn't realize that that's the dragon that saved the king surprise daddy [ __ ] great job wow mr dopp gaming sorry mr dopp the what um your name is aaron hansen yes so so they know that they're playing against the game that's probably what gave him pause there he's like wait wait you corrupt her are you [Laughter] in your pokemon playthrough [Laughter] tell dude okay one last thing i'm going to need a bottle of water why don't you go grab me one and i'll be ready when you get back no okay fine i want to watch where's the where's the bottle of water oh she's naked already yeah i know water water that nobody cares about her stupid boobs i mean they're not i can't believe we both yelled that at the same time welcome back hello everyone give me your dress okay jeez aaron chill out it's my pleasure okay it's mine okay it's do you need anything did you need anything actually you're so thirsty you'll be right back of course you're thirsty guys it's been such a long night oh thank christ okay rachel i mean not rachel actually ashley's here okay [Music] yes okay victory holy crap all right so now i go in time to talk to frank get out of the way patrick all right staying away from the alcohol oh yeah that one i heard someone say holy [ __ ] okay solid playing let's do it yes okay i'll see you in one minute all right i've got a minute before frank comes and finds me hey again how's it going so good blow job please uh [ __ ] quickly i need i need i need you to do it before frank gets here okay [ __ ] yeah let's do it oh oh penis oh penis sorry i forgot how this works no not email amy this is the worst but i just wanted to play something that i knew and i know pub g yeah never really played it on the show with dan other than that time we did well it was the mobile version it was the mobile version it doesn't [ __ ] count oh it doesn't count oh man why not because the mobile version is awesome too easy dude you just did a brand new you can't say that [ __ ] just kidding my god what are you nuts delirium no edit that out yeah make me say awesome why is this broken oh my shit's broken yeah dude you gotta [ __ ] keep your own house in order before you start flipping yeah i get it or these buyers are going to flip on you okay baby [Laughter] it's like an insane asylum like a doctor's office there's they're probably a woman sitting indian style and she's like take the football helmet and then you punch her and she's like ouch what do you do do you not remember that yes i do remember that cool from the game yeah the play through that i was so excited to share uh with everyone because it was such an important part of my childhood and yet the only thing anyone remembers for it is me [ __ ] falling for up dog thanks aaron but i was nothing to them [Laughter] god if i wanted to clean a house i'd clean mine hello what am i am i love [Laughter] am i food running and my food protocol not food and there you go what's that present can i do anything with this go [Music] oh i killed myself but how no oh oh get the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] trombone off the sword seven out of ten god how much more [ __ ] evidence is there three right there's three more why'd you kill him felt like it what happened before you took that knife wanted to kill him [Laughter] you always try ruffling up a little after all it's not human androids don't feel pain you would only damage it and that wouldn't make it talk also have a tendency to self-destruct when they're in stressful situations okay smartass [Laughter] why'd you kill him [Laughter] oh there's just a lot going on i can't believe you got hit by the world's slowest moving average shut the [ __ ] up you are so full of sass right now and i can't handle it god damn i'm sure it came out of nowhere i didn't see it all right ooh there's a run button oh this is awesome okay i'm gonna [ __ ] i'm gonna [ __ ] i mean i'm gonna get these guys i i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm really really really really sick of zig ah if you wanna [ __ ] my lover what gotta get with my frank friendship lasts forever look at me go on my little bike tingling tingling [Music] that's another community chest please be a good one you [ __ ] lose two hundred dollars i know right you are absolutely commanding repairs forty dollars per hour oh i just got [ __ ] dude community hundred and twenty dollars community chess just [ __ ] me yikes dude [Laughter] of course i knew this basic [ __ ] would come in handy one day oh yeah um come in handy you've got a delivery of gums [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i have to [ __ ] do this huh what if just like diarrhea came out of his mouth yeah i don't know aaron what about that what if that did happen look it's my penis [Laughter] whoa whoa it feels like you were just showing me your jack a second ago aaron yeah i got a gun bang bang bang oh [ __ ] dude [Laughter] [Music] did you break my back oh [Laughter] watch out chow flying snake can't get me now [Music] i don't know how that happened damn that's [ __ ] non-stop kills for you that knife is awesome stop it stop getting guns all the time you're such a [ __ ] gun boy it was right over god you couldn't see that coming [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] damn i'm gonna stab my eyes out so i don't have to see how badly i'm losing oh come on oh you turd oh don't don't oh god yay oh boy i can't lose i'm the video game boy i'm the one who [Laughter] wins it's like the ultimate kid thing to say it's my house it's my nintendo i'm the one who wins okay that's not good hello ah stop oh oh [Music] [Laughter] wow i'm a tree [Laughter] that's my backstory and now if you like it look at her go look at this [ __ ] animation of me walking huh all right ready here watch the night i'm about to pick him that's right [Laughter] let's play has its own wikipedia page wow there's a whole [ __ ] look at this you got you got pewdiepie over here you got all kinds of copyright issues there's a whole thing called legal issues hey welcome hello there it's it's uh it's game grumps time it's darren branson and and me and manuel vanderbilt this jerky [Laughter] what a [ __ ] awesome name that is there are extras yeah you can read comics oh my god oh they're covers oh come on sonic in your whoa whoa [Laughter] hey kids i have had nightmares almost exactly like this he's shredding on that [ __ ] guitar that's how he winks they just color his eye blue oh my god there's no eyelid oh this is the best thing we've ever done this [ __ ] show are you kidding me wow wow i can see forever it looks pretty good oh my god what is this a blast of oh i don't know what this is it's a star i thought i could walk on the spikes holy crap suck on my [ __ ] weenie sucking his dick suck on my [ __ ] wings [Music] [Laughter] boy we should definitely put on some heavy metal music and have him just bang his head [Music] gotti how come i didn't kill him i thought i was supposed to be the strongest i'm the video game boy [Laughter] i'm the one who wins i love it it's a nice little compromise there sonic is my daddy [Laughter] i love sonic let me just say right now really i'm i'm a sonic fan matt can you take these clips out of context please thank you god damn it aaron same thing well yeah well it's like [ __ ] like go fast and then and then you do and you die it's [ __ ] stupid okay i'm a sonic fan like that's just he walks in like oh what a beauty you're nice [Laughter] i can no longer think of the detroit play-through without hearing nicki minaj be like boy toy named troy used to live in detroit that's all i can [ __ ] think about now it's driving me nuts driving me nuts we got you a little detroit problem on our hands we got a minaj problem [Laughter] nuts when i heard she made it herself man no way was i gonna let some scrawny clown snatch that prize for me some scrawny clown snatch that's what the prize is i can't wait to win that scrawny clown snatch oh my god looks like i have a new name for my [ __ ] wifi all right all right next time on game group see you later bye welcome back to game grumps we were we were just expounding on scrawny clown snatch wi-fi cause everyone in the neighborhood would see scrawny clown snacks right right and then they'd wonder who it is and then i would want to just like drop hints to the neighbors like you see him walking by and it's like oh yeah you know just watching watching that documentary about uh pagliacci you know he was a scrawny clown [Laughter] i would i would uh i would do it and try to frame my neighbor for it like i'd get two wi-fi's and name one of them dan's wi-fi i heard phoebe's got scrawny clown snatch over there you may be wondering why we invited a duck onto the council [Laughter] that's groovy hey sorry don't you know this is my day to get all the glory i'm the video game i'm the one who wins just how brave are you if you're really fearless you wait until a second to use this download so ready to jump you should just not even use it honestly are you ready to jump i'm going to ask you that as i push you off you don't even have to use it it just does it automatically oh nice yeah welcome to [ __ ] skyward sword [Laughter] there is a 90 pop ability that you will [ __ ] [Laughter] it would make sense um oh hello i'm here to stop your progress i like you dan i'm sorry it's funny what's happening to my face my skull is coming out of my body welcome to the scrap shop welcome do you need your forehead eyes or nipples protected [Laughter] i'm your guy hello welcome to game rooms i i am splunk mcconkel and this is aaron hansen and we're back playing skyward sword and if you see the fedex guy outside don't let him get away i'm sick of it leaving his [ __ ] slips i would say just dangling in the breeze just knock already just i the package doesn't require a signature i'm the only one here nobody's gonna [ __ ] steal the package i don't have any neighbors there are plants that eat men [Laughter] you are ready hello birds [Laughter] and i'm delighted to welcome you to ravenclaw house our emblem is the eagle which so it should be a raven which stores where others cannot climb i mean am i stupid it's fine it's fine oh that's the coolest one oh that's so relevant wow no [ __ ] my happiest memory was at the beach really yeah mine was being like in my crib like having my mom look down on me holy [ __ ] yeah isn't that weird that's ridiculous i know you're not supposed to have memories from like that long ago but i very clearly remember it are you sure it wasn't an episode of rugrats positive mr pickles was there all right no it's my head stops my head dude what the [ __ ] how do these heads go through the goddamn [ __ ] thing this is horseshit no give me your head no i do i want the head it's my hand i'm the video game boy i'm the one who wins [ __ ] hold on before we get into this lumpy pumpkin business can i read one of my favorite uh comments we've ever gotten on a video yes please i thought aaron was fat this whole time boy slim thick skinny legend got me quaking it seems that when humans make other humans happy the happy humans produce a substance known as the gratitude crystal the gratitude crystals i use to eat when i eat them i [ __ ] out fortitude crystals i use the fartitude crystals as currency in the bumpy pumpkin the lumpy pumpkin gives me soup that i use to exchange for various goods and deeds in the black market it also makes me gassy thereby giving me the chance to create more fortitude crystals and so the cycle begins anew no where's pandora there's so many places that aren't andorra oh my god there's so many places that are attend where the [ __ ] is it jesus that's italy it sure is [ __ ] portugal oh my god ah i've clicked on all of them you have not i haven't clicked on andorra clearly there's so many things where the [ __ ] is it jesus christ this is amazing serbia greece where the hell is that dora the low corner dude let me just see your technique again real quick yeah yeah yeah okay [Applause] so okay when the moblin comes up to me yeah and he's defending i just go like this [Laughter] and it totally works yeah yeah there you go it creates a new island in the sky for me to go and poop on [Laughter] so i gotta take a picture of myself oh [ __ ] okay let me just go ahead and there we go [Laughter] [Music] go ahead [Music] just a normal aspiration you don't want to add a filter or anything no matter well oh oh oh i see yeah there it is the helmet um this was a swimming gear head gear a helmet for swimming yes goddammit swim swim cap helmet helmet for swimming good old-fashioned swim helmet i have to i have to you have to do something that matches the pictures so that i can figure out where the hell we are because i gotta be honest with you like when when i read stuff that says if you sprint across the bridge you'll run into a magma that you can speak with named zank i'm like you know what i don't know what the [ __ ] we're talking about here anymore is that really what it's that's exactly what it says you could speak to names [Laughter] wow you know what those things aren't as cute as i thought they were anymore well come on aaron well it's [ __ ] you gotta aim exactly can you bomb bowl it in no no well oh oh i don't want to speak forget it forget it i don't even want to [ __ ] deal with those things jesus there's something amazing about you being like no i have to get away from his fire breath with a [ __ ] lit fused bomb falling into a lava pit because it wasn't saying like oh dan's a furry it was like dan's a furry you know that kind of tone yeah but uh i don't care man i've been called a lot worse yeah earlier today i got called a lot worse really yeah that guy leaned out of his car and yelled nice driving [ __ ] and i was like in fact you are the one who is an [ __ ] wait you don't have your car right now uh no i was uh lying i'm totally kidding it happened like two weeks ago okay my dad called me yesterday and told me i had hepatitis hepatitis d for dad the dad brand of hepatitis [ __ ] you bong hit damn it it's a [ __ ] coach that's my next guess what am i drawing right now people competitive surfing what am i drawing right now uh people what are these tiny little things stars what are they doing shining down [ __ ] damn it what looks like that in the sky the uh orion no it's falling from the clouds what parachute and snow oh snowboard yes jesus christ [Laughter] all right here's the and then make the bridge appear there's a bridge but it does not extend across if you turn just the left of the bridge you'll see there's a narrow ledge lincoln hang down from just look up and you're sailing into the abyss you get back up i can't i bet you can really you just rotate [Music] i think i did it let's help each other get over this aaron what are you doing what are you doing i was trying god damn it just trying to figure it out god damn it just [ __ ] good god damn it i'll save you oh [ __ ] the carrot i don't care if i survive the carrot needs to live that's my girlfriend sometimes we lay in bed and i put on caribbean blue by enya and i drop some rose petals around her and put essential oils gently on her neck and then i have crazy jackhammer sex with [Laughter] her sorry actually i have never heard that song there is something so funny about you saying that while watching link go like it's the bada body you day song [Music] let's just let's just hold on to each other this whole time yeah i mean it's just yay hands of friendship collecting our carrot no no no no yes okay great job you all right just like pain [Laughter] whoa dude i'll just let you take care of this [ __ ] wait let's go together okay [Laughter] [Applause] do it blow him up okay look at him just waiting oh god oh god well you killed the keys when we're looking for um you did great oh you got to do all that again when we're looking no i don't okay do i have to do that all over again no here we go jesus christmas i love playing this game yeah i'm good at it you're gonna wake up in front of this lizard man with your butt all aflame [Music] oh no take it like you take my penis when i'm when i booty call when i'm like you up [Laughter] you out you up you out you out that wasn't tiny tunes it was close enough it was the same hour block of programming hour block 3 to 4 p.m [Laughter] i loved coming home and watching tiny tunes i love coming home and watching animaniacs i was like wouldn't it be amazing if there was just total silence for the entire [Laughter] just another chunk of grass in there why was this watch out there's a slug oh this has some immediately getting some dennis the menace vibes from this oh you like dennis the menace huh doesn't it remind you a little bit of the house then you're gonna like this game yeah it's like a home alone kind of it does a little bit oh and now he's a cat hello what the [ __ ] what is [ __ ] happening what in the name of god can you can you fight anything i can kick stuff i guess yeah kick them [Laughter] week of garfield where you can this and this and you can go straight between them just don't oh give me the milk baby daddy dude look at your [ __ ] look at when you jump [Music] you like get male pattern baldness it looks like a week of garfield is about to celebrate its 30th anniversary whoa ryan put up a thing yes fast cat i was about to say don't for a second thank you what the [ __ ] i have to go i'm sorry spammers oh i say this isn't a transporter i told you it was fire well just just do it girl for me to draw dan a girl um uh give her uh uh an oblong head uh-huh um some big 80s hair uh eyes that are extremely small and close together a tiny mouth that's way too close to the eyes skinny bod yeah [Music] uh what kind of clothes um sweater vest a nice nice demure sweater vest and then some tiny arms [Music] boy she's a cutie and stick legs [Music] [Laughter] i like her wow and uh make the shirt say uh god hates jews all right well i'm just gonna make it say dan's girl okay that works for me actually you know what erase the face uh-huh hold on i gotta finish this of course dan's girl okay uh and then erase the face yeah and give her big googly eyes that's too big okay never mind you knew what you were doing and a big happy smile i like her wow that's a dance girl if ever there was one streamed [Music] [Applause] so wouldn't it be big chats should i stay uh yes yes you're gonna wanna just got like something like moobs why why aaron he's just this is a big dude but why is he shirtless he's gotta have a job to buy a shirt dan that's his first day how's it going on the winner [Laughter] [Music] all right i think you're voicing this guy i'll give him a backpack he's got like a backpack you know all right hi hello that's aaron herron i'm claptrap and welcome to game girl i think you used a claptrap joke already did i what else did she have does she have any other details she didn't have a nose but it might be cool if you gave her one they're perfect you know what maybe don't knows was the way to go what if there's like like a guy in the window no he'll be there the whole time he's like oh my god what is he a pirate why does he have one patch eye like a whole group like oh my god this guy's not having any of it no i used to date claire [Laughter] well it took dr doodle's dapper to do a doddler test because he came up positive uh come again i'm pregnant oh i see reaches for eraser you told me you didn't tell me i couldn't cover you [Laughter] i love you claire and if there's any one i'd be okay with having a child with it'd be you now i just need you to look out the window and i want you to look at the rabbits focus on the rabbits i got the a giant eraser that's sweet do you see him claire do you see the rabbits [Laughter] draw your baby this is getting some serious doki doki uh literature style situations in into me [Laughter] that's it do you think dan i love it beautiful kiss at the kumon [Laughter] logo [Laughter] i made your favorite fruit that is oh god no now time to shove it down anyway it was then that i saw it was in clara's head she had a knife [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i narrowly moved out of the way as she lunged and started stabbing at my spot on the bed i had to think fast find something to defend myself or better yet draw something to defend myself draw a weapon there okay great cool sounds great it's a pretty good weapon oh yeah oh oh god [Laughter] whoa all right so i guess um she got stabbed by the two i don't know what she was so afraid of but i didn't want to give myself an opportunity to find out oh man until one day oh god knock knock knock anybody home i didn't recognize that voice but it sounded oddly familiar i caved into my curiosity and opened the [Music] [Laughter] door [Laughter] as i held my child in my arms i suddenly felt a sharp pain in my back oh no oh [Music] oh my god i was stabbed by homer simpson i'm here this is for my mother you son of a [ __ ] [Music] the last thing i saw was my child lifting a pencil out of my pocket then silence nothing more but silence and darkness doodle date [Laughter] that was absurd don't oh this didn't work out well pick it up [ __ ] damn it stay awake [Laughter] i don't know i don't know it's just i feel like like with any like relationship you know you it goes for five years and you kind of hit this like you considered a relationship just stop and it uh get your slash fix ready [Laughter] also was it you that like when we went to disneyland that one time you were like disney world land i think so yeah it sounds like something out i i thought about it 800 times yesterday it made me laugh every time it's like oh yeah look at that goblin butt crack i never noticed they had that oh spackle that crack ooh i got an ancient flower while he's in the middle of dying okay well zelda will you show me this flower going into my inventory and then taking off one on where it is thank you oh i have one already that's two did you yeah i didn't i didn't notice that that's really [ __ ] god damn it the the gold in the right corner what the [ __ ] this is awful this doesn't make any sense swinging around press the a button what bro and david and john are kicking the [ __ ] out of you good [ __ ] lord this is terrible oh man oh oh oh what am i doing this is [ __ ] terrible i can't figure it out they've already made out with most of the cupcakes no you have to kick you have to kick you have to kick yeah knife to kick with the other foot what the [ __ ] see it's showing you the little thing what the hell yeah now you want to shake it now you want to shake it there you go and now you want to [ __ ] what are all these like meters and [ __ ] that are showing up jesus christ oh my god like trying to fly the starship enterprise or something [ __ ] so is this a flagship title of the way when it came out yeah this was a launch title it really sold it really cemented the wii in in the in the lexicon of gaming yeah it's why people think it's the best when is this over 17 seconds jesus christ when is this now we're friends again doesn't garfield eat mice i can't remember no he eats lasagna oh and he hates mondays who makes the lasagna for him why is jon enabling him because he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] just please let garfield say that to him one time because you're a [ __ ] cook [Laughter] oh luckily there's a bush there's a bush you can you can chop down you can chop down to bush i would have chopped out the bush i think you should chop down the bush out of it have you thought about the bush have you thought about chopping down the boards what about topping down to bush i bet you'd like to drop down the books i would edward and i do [Laughter] [Laughter] it's very funny no don't just don't no come on oh my god aaron this [ __ ] sucks listen i know it when you're playing it up for the show you are not playing this up right now you are legit [ __ ] into this i gotta be able to win no there's two going at it that's not even fair i know i know oh [ __ ] off garfield the game versus the space mutants or whatever the space oh you [ __ ] you i don't even have time to go after both of them you're doing fine you're doing fine this is ass this is pure ass oh you this is very oh no yeah i got both of them good good don't even [ __ ] that is how is that fair i don't have time to get all of them oh my god this sucks aaron skyward's heart had bomb i know it's the worst you see you don't get it because you're not playing no i don't but i've had i have had difficulty with zelda controls before pick it up you [ __ ] idiot okay easy now jesus christ pick the [ __ ] thing up it's fun it's a [ __ ] a monster home oh skyward sword for the love of god please i beg of you show me where in my inventory it goes oh it's right there what if i was like really clean with my kids you know i was just like wow you're so you know wow what a great wow you know but then like every so often with my kid i would just be like you're [ __ ] great like just it's really just threw an f-bomb in there yeah but it was still positive yeah yeah a a positive message delivered in a threatening manner kids love that oh yeah certainly not a form of emotional abuse damn what a child is is a sponge they they soak up everything they're given so if they they soak up the terror in fear it's not terror and fear i'm instilling them if you if you start them out with the premise of that going you're [ __ ] great and that's approval then for the rest of their days for the rest of you whenever somebody's like [ __ ] they're like that's great you know what i mean no it makes sense i feel like it checks out yeah his hands down [Music] tell me what you want to do now holding hands do you think that's like like when he gets into a fight with his wife or something and then he gets really sad about it he's like please forgive me i think he's just like when they're out of disneyland with the family and the kids don't oh dang it yeah that's fine and the kids like can't decide which ride they they want to go on and he's just like tell me what you want to do now that's what i think oh that's not good the baby's in the stroller and he's like dude you want to keep strolling rolling rolling oh man can we dress up like squirrels and just walk around la communicating with each other like that you want to do a man on the street bit where we just dress a squirrel oh my god or not even just just like one of us is sitting at a cafe in a squirrel costume and there's like lots of people just kind of wondering like what's his deal and then i come in also in a squirrel costume and sit across from you and then we're just like and then the waiter comes over and he's like uh can i get you guys anything and we're like at the same time like nuts we're just like no thanks yeah a camryl tea please yeah coffee black like my men [Laughter] [Music] because they black like my soul or something yeah okay fair enough like my men yes like all my men black like a very small amount of squirrels are and then and then the waiter's like all right i'll be right back and we're immediately like jeez what's with that guy's attitude anyways can i get a breakfast sandwich and um some acorns [Laughter] [Music] oh boy i went on tower of terror and there was a family behind me and you would swear you would swear there was like a mass shooting or something because they were just like the moment it immediately started dropping it was just like like it was just [ __ ] chaos i had never heard anyone scream that loud and it was like five of them all in a row [Laughter] you found a hose yeah i did it all right go to the second floor and find a hose got it you know what to do this fire wasn't here before that's the crazy thing about fire aaron it's always in places where it wasn't just earlier no time for chatter that's oh my god every time let's take the rope down could you imagine if they took the time to [ __ ] program in him getting killed by your eyes that's exactly what it would sound like look at look at their faces right now boy we sure are fortunate that you're gonna continue [Laughter] i can't quite get it up there oh nice matt ryan can you isolate that audio so it says it's just aaron saying i can't quite get it up i can't quite get it up thank you send it to my phone no well okay good matt right never mind i'm gonna ask them to like cut up audio of you just saying like i have a small dick [Laughter] my penis is very small and i am proud of my small penis alright i mean matt ryan can you just cut aaron saying exactly that my penis is very small i have a small tick he just said it all which by the way the dean scream is a [ __ ] crime oh i know he was he was pretty cool actually i mean i don't know anything about him politically but the fact that he was just like reamed for getting a little too excited about being president like i don't know yeah i've been [Laughter] okay thank you get me past income tax that's all i [ __ ] care about no it's incompetence i hate you aaron my god back down to one dollar i don't want [ __ ] there needs to be an economy in the game for us to [ __ ] even play i need this like i want you to have money i need to stamp your face out i don't want you to not have money that nothing happens say did you just land my god i got [ __ ] in context are you kidding me oh god it is my god no no but we'll use that one that's income tax all right are you i hope you [ __ ] die i don't well do you wanna roll i hope you die tonight i'm not doing it's so random what about you do you think i put in a cheat code that was like screw damn it certainly feels that way go to jail join me no oh no we suck everything sucks we have gotten like the worst next time on gear grubs okay we're both in jail [ __ ] my god well isn't that something i'm gonna roll a three two dollars please i'm gonna use this to put into my piggy bank plink when your timing is right i shall join my voice to your harp listen well for the song i said men would come for many miles to hear the melodies and it had [Laughter] all right burn imprisoned oh look face look at my doofy muppet friend i love him he's so i knew it that's that thing carl he's back for more stopping god damn it stompy carl [Laughter] why is he always stopping maybe we should go to a korean karaoke bar you and me together huh what do you say i got my prius out front do you like movies the slenderman movie came out it looks pretty good link's like oh man each fire is placed inside of a cheesecake factory but you have to order everything on the menu so it'll take you years to find it but if you bring me along clues to finding the secret place anyway i had lunch at bj's brew house and dinner at olive garden so mama's gotta go make some sensitive brown boys if you know what i mean you better believe that pazuki is ready to come back give me a three give me a three you want me to give you three out of four or else i'll murder your whole family oh my god aaron you are so dead to me as a human being why is four always your bad number nightmare fours and treasure chests every time you've rolled a four it's been a nightmare yeah i'm going to see them in my dreams at least i've got to get out of jail free card oh no god help me i hold me roll roll father at 12 and i'll make all the things happen thank you thank you so much four oh my god what hell awaits me it's a community oh god no oh it's a double whammy of a chance and a four roll oh god that's my property i built a house so i'm going to stay in it i'm going to call my dad and be like i'm calling you from the house i bought and it's going to be like shut up and bring me home a bear and i'm gonna be like i hate you dad wow it's the unsinkable ship oh god no oh god no oh god no no it's like a hell on earth for you oh god oh i hate community chess roll me and eight aaron eight rule meaning we go here's the eight there it is eight time hey [Laughter] that's good oh i think that's oh god no no no no [Laughter] i mean just [ __ ] stab me in the dick it sounds like the song is suggesting that if one shows these whirling sails the weight of the tower something will happen [Music] it's not really serve yourself headmaster go but how do you go about doing that and what does it mean two whirling sails hmm i wonder if there's two whirling sails in front of the light tower yeah it would be like tails from sonic like they were all around but are they whirling around in his butt how do they not get twisted around it it drives me crazy are they whirling around in his butt are they coming out of his butthole and there's a gear in there spoonboos hello what is happening right now nothing what are you talking about oh [ __ ] weirdo oh don't doubles don't oh really really congratulations you're free jesus christ oh cool oh goodness i guess i'd better buy another house so fortunate count my blessings every day so awesome sometimes bad things happen yeah yeah yeah sometimes bad things happen like you get in that job like you answering that voice 123 ad oh monopoly that'll be a big payment sag you idiot [Laughter] that should buy you some time it's four six and seven four six and seven most common roles in the game this will bring you right back into this game if you do it just give it just learn a little bit or higher please are you not gonna buy anything no i have to save my money in case i land on that [ __ ] all right seven seven seven seven oh maybe [ __ ] you [Laughter] don't even with eight [Laughter] free parking free parking why did i build my properties next to free parking i could be extorting for parking but there's a [ __ ] free lot next to it oh low roll nice low roll that's not a double okay six i'll take it sweet you get to visit your criminal friends in jail i'm not a criminal just collecting rent yeah you're just on vacation a lot stay in number places six six six eight and nine six eight nine oh god all right here we go oh my god dude that's amazing don't even [ __ ] hear me every time like like like scoob i mean on some level you have to see the humor in this of course it's hilarious let's see what the future holds for you oh yeah look at that damn i am beefy that's what i'm wearing cool and it looks great and it's me that's a [ __ ] nightmare [ __ ] this thing i didn't know it was so stupid that song is called foreign and i held it out in front of me dramatically i must conclude that this flame is likely a gift from the goddess from the dragon the water and the dragon in the water [Laughter] oh [ __ ] i did not realize that the cheese and pepperoni placement was a thing [ __ ] ass tits graphic girls i like your like cartoon version of it wow i really sucked on that one dude me too mags mags killed it i'm willing to stay here forever sketchy if if oh my god go on sketchy will you marry me yeah uh is that a spider it's a little plastic spider right you get from chuck e cheese i guess what i'm trying to say is i love you sweets so here's some cab money yeah uh that's sweet but sketchy damn straight girl i don't know something feels wrong about it wrong what could be wrong about it we love each other we're married what more could we have i need to find out who i am what are you talking about babe i know there's never a good time to say it but babe i want to divorce all my doodle date there we go wow and that's it we're in now i got to tilt the wiimote to get 50 rings oh my god how can i help tilt the wii mode yeah it sure will all ready here we go baby man look at him go we're doing it look at this speed demon another sonic game it's motion controls that's fun i'm so happy [Music] i can't imagine the guy whose job it was to be like ship it my job rests upon this you have nine hundred thousand dollars yes i bought very fast titanium wow i'm going to buy very fast magnesium i'm gonna oh that's all i got oh jeez oops especially well oh your team's gonna be so good and i'm gonna have one really awesome guy that's gonna just like destroy everybody oh my god look how [ __ ] fast your guy is because i got that very strong titanium oh my god you put it all in one dude and i can't catch him [Laughter] oh it's a nightmare it's getting warm whoa stay away stay away stay away so hey yeah look at me this is so stupid i can't believe this oh my god oh my god it's absurd [ __ ] threaded the robo needle there yeah well what what a gift you have so dan i i hear you have a gift for us well here's the funny thing this game yeah very positive reviews oh no ign says the blue hedgehog star is in the best 3d game yet oh no but the overall experience is still flawed saying this game is flawed is like saying dying in a fire was temperate boy jumping really kills the moon oh no i ran into a pillar all right so here's here's here's the thing about this thing right everyone's pissed off why because because usually 2018 and that's what people do now whenever you jump a lot of people like to go through the doors by jumping so you like jump and hit the door and then it like scrolls and you're jumping i remember that you remember that yes check this out they drop you oh i mean it's basically the holocaust [Laughter] have people ever had it any worse than this hello and welcome back to sonic and the blah rings sorry i got confused sorry could someone make an edit of the logo for sonic at the secret rings it's just sonic and the blue yeah thank you i love this one special challenge is don't break the jar break five jars awesome the thing about wall running where's my present [Laughter] i'm in the ninja fortress excuse me is this the ninja portrait yeah he like jumps up and hit he sees the birds and he's like ninjas isn't it fun though settling against walls i don't know why but i just had the weirdest flash of like you and susie like susie being like i'm pregnant and then you're all excited and you go to the doctors and you get the the scan and you're looking at it on the charts it's a copy of sonic and the secret ring no no i'm like come on man this is real funny i didn't know you were a game grumps fan he's like i've never seen anything like this [Laughter] i'm like all right man all right i get it it's it's it's fun it's a good gag it's a good bit yeah this isn't a bit i'm gonna have to call my my superior right away yeah you must see this and you're like give me all the drugs until i die it's like you're gonna be stuck with this forever at least 18 years and honestly in its condition i don't think it's gonna be able to get a job what is this what what what is this wait is there no other way around it no can you walk to the side and then walk backwards is this where our play through ends no what is this here wait pause it hold on are you [ __ ] pause it pause it i don't want to i don't want to do this well i mean what am i going to do well we're going to pause it and then we're going to watch how someone does this epi like this level online okay and then we're going to start the next episode with you succeeding the next time our game grab because my god and we're the game grumps oh [ __ ] off oh god yeah oh hell welcome back to gabriel oh really this is a random cactus come the [ __ ] on okay welcome back jesus christmas you gotta be kidding me all right well ryu business ryan ryan hayabusa saving the world 24 7. i'm the inheritor of the hayabusa clan 24 weeks a year seven hours a week i'm a give boy i'm the charity boy i'm the one who gives stop stop slashing at me it hurts that ryan hayabuse is one little [ __ ] i love it i gave you a kick is that not enough stay awake [Laughter] this new personality adds a ton to the game that's why they call me hayabusa [Laughter] oh it's a jizzo statue a guardian deity of children that's not right its head is amazing oh no we got to get jizzo's head back yeah how am i supposed to jizzo without the head in order to widen the crack how am i supposed to widen the crack so i could get the jizzo head if i don't have a chisel head i can't widen this crack don't slash me so it hurts oh ninja magic we've got ninja magic on our side don't shoot the ninja magic through me ninja boom do not attempt to fight it you're urged to kiss me don't you die on me you're the one girl in this whole game in the world be careful okay how do i equip the bow no it's cool you can just leave me slumped against a wall there we go oh are those life elixirs you have cool well aaron what are you doing oh my god aaron you dumb bastard what are you doing i didn't mean to oh my god i didn't think it would actually do anything oh my god excuse me sir ow no spider-man doesn't get shot yeah that didn't count oh let's let's try this again spider-man here i am one more time spider action yeah spider punch spider uppercut oh no bullets my only weakness splitter get hit by hand ooh [Laughter] spider whatever that was spider webber spider kiss spider puns [Laughter] spider birds spider pores splitter kills like weirds them out more than it attacks them like spider punch spider kick spider kiss spider punch what was that spider punch splitter kick no before that it's perfect nobody turns on the elevators watch out there's a little web goo in there kiss kiss kiss zip to point spider kids [Laughter] i'm just gonna i'm just gonna like do this which of you is gonna be my kirsten dunst spider upside down [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] anyone could survive this so should we kiss now oh my god next time on game group perfect conclusion oh amazing when i was in high school i could barely afford one backpack yeah well [ __ ] were you toby mcguire this isn't tommy mcguire it's andrew garfin this isn't toby mcgoober it's andrew gerfels [Laughter] no no i'm stepping out for dinner anyhow we'll resume tomorrow i'm stepping out for villain i mean regular dinner [Laughter] yeah next time on game grumps yeah perhaps it will be something different do you like the spider-man let us know in the comments below if you want to see us play more spider-man if you don't then just shut up just i don't want to hear it perfect perfect swing your net at the butterfly to catch it some butterflies are more warning than others um uh really what do you mean create combos of three similar or different vegetables vegetables so which one combos of vegetables which one gets you more points they both do why does this have a loading screen like [ __ ] morrowind [Laughter] it's let's play garden like you're pleading with it it's let's play it's amazing to me just let me out mario party six you dicks he's like not one this finger is going right up your ass don't help me christ did you ever notice right uh-huh hudson soft jeez that the amount of fingers that he's holding out is six oh my god that's so smelly it's like five over here one in the stink five across the ass one right up it all right waluigi no no you always choose a hard one and we always lose to it no matter what baby bounce just make him normal you [ __ ] face now we're gonna lose a waluigi we're gonna lose oh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] oh jesus christ well all right then gee i can't believe it he really did it you have no right to say anything though you created this out of nothing oh man of course waluigi i hate mario party on hard aaron god you know how to make [ __ ] not fun it's not it's it's fun because it's hard it's not fun how it works it's not fun specifically because it's too hard who is he gonna challenge oh no this isn't good no oh god oh oh god oh no no oh i can't do this i can't do this this doesn't say you're lame oh all right if you win you get 82 coins that's never gonna happen i don't know man he's better than us at everything you say that something's amiss what if it's like sing a cover of shut up on me no oh god that's [ __ ] impossible aaron i'm gonna throw this controller at you what i'm not the one who's so far away when i feel the snake bite enter my veins i lost all my coins lost everything [ __ ] man yeah oh god this is so not fun a dude why do you always aaron what we can beat him [ __ ] you i know i believe in us i'm actually saying [ __ ] you to a friend all right well there's the empire state building boy it is stouter than i remember hold on yeah i know that it that's like the empire state building at age two oh that's me screaming oh that's your scream yeah that paralyzes things with fear sometimes no no i don't no i just like to imagine like this godzilla is he's just like trying to impress people but like nothing's working it's like it's my scream it paralyzes people with fear sometimes i swear it does it sometimes hello and welcome back to mario party 6 the unwinnable game versus the computer that aaron said at a [ __ ] way too difficult level to deal okay first of all there's only three difficulty levels okay yes normal would have been the one to go with i consider us to be above average okay we're not i think that we as people as gamers are above average i actually can hear the laughter of hundreds of thousands of people as you said listen okay fair look at oh enter my name aaron put in my name please um derm good job these graphics are [ __ ] great then hover over it and click on the left mouse button to read it okay good easy go go to the kitchen where you will find a pacifier in a second poster with instructions it's just [ __ ] man just wipe it off on the bed [Laughter] did you just chuck it i think you said i don't know where it went you just threw it somewhere no damn it oh no all right uh oh oh god uh all right a little bit of formula does no nobody i can't see hold it to the left son of a [ __ ] [Laughter] all right you might want to restart this level no i'm good it's just gonna give you the you failed sign take the nipple [Laughter] turn it on oh my god turn it off i gotta eat toothpaste it's not working i gotta eat toothpaste drop bread yes oh my god that didn't do anything no damn [ __ ] oh [Laughter] oh [ __ ] i don't have enough time for this oh man you suck i don't suck i'm good i'm a baby mama no not that one that one uh put it on gently uh food food food get the food give me the cranberries whatever they are okay good good work okay no you just took the nipple no i didn't mean to just take the nipple [ __ ] [Laughter] goddammit gently gently okay perfect [Laughter] you [ __ ] constantly run like an insane person just go home you got time i don't have time i'm about to die get out of here there might be food in the microwave oh man you suck i don't it's hard being a mom just okay that's precarious this is something oh i am not happy oh god one two three four five six seven you can still do it ten yeah if i get a perfect roll i could still do it yes oh this blows i know it's all up in the air now all right roll that double ten again baby double ten oh my god double ten oh my god oh my god that's amazing that is amazing dude you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me what are the odds of that oh my [ __ ] god oh wait no what wait why it's an extra space to get to the actual thing are you kidding me oh my god i didn't know that i didn't know it either oh god why this game is so [ __ ] he just needs to roll higher than like a six or whatever which is a dumbass whoops all right i [ __ ] it up i'm in the tunnel [Music] oh no please god lo roll oh my god i have a chance oh god he's gonna take one of my stars right oh my god [ __ ] win dude you win oh my god oh unless waluigi goes first but you'll still win because you have the most coins aaron you lucky [ __ ] [ __ ] dude i can't even i can't even you are you are the you know what i want to thank jesus i'm actually happy for you i'm actually yeah cause you deserved it after that wow man he he got it though he did get it oh man aaron wait no what because that means it's going to turn back to bowser and i'll lose a star yes that means you win oh my god come on no after calling a perfect roll oh no that's many bonus bonus stars the mini game star that has to be waluigi right oh my god oh my god oh oh my god oh my god if the next one is for the most coins the orb star whoever used the most orbs was me i don't know i lost track oh my god [Laughter] action action star whoever landed on the most spaces we all landed on the same amount of spaces we have the same amount of rolls yeah there are two winners oh my god it's gonna come down to [ __ ] coins it's gonna come down to coins which means you win you stupid [ __ ] peace out [ __ ] oh oh god [Laughter] holy [ __ ] i'm the video game boy i'm the one who wins you are the superstar aaron congratulations i did you know what the worst thing about going to japan is what's that the people just kidding i'm totally kidding he's like [Laughter] it would be [ __ ] up if sonic like went over the line like what are you disabled like what the sonics collect point stars if you get 100 of them you get a one up and aids and what what this game dip and rips i don't understand why you've picked up too many new terms this game's got flippity ships all over the dips dude this game is scraggly dupin oh man this game sharks [Laughter] bro have you played the messenger it flippity flaps dude does it scramble you know [ __ ] scrambles it scrambles dips dude i've gotten so good i've got so intuitive about my shits uh-huh you know when you like take a dump and it's a lot and then you get up and it's a lot like emotionally it's a lot but like you know what i mean like it's like it's like a big load yeah sure and then you just can't get any more out but you like you're kind of uncomfortable and you're like ah yeah it's like you know there's another [ __ ] coming i feel like you are a very unique person though i feel like you've been taking dad shits since you were like five years old [ __ ] dead [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about yeah you know i'm thinking like i'm just imagining the makers of the messenger like yeah watching our playthrough and being like [ __ ] yeah game grumps played this that'll give us some good exposure so like they're high-fiving and excited and then once it gets to the like 11 minute mark and you go on a three-minute [ __ ] diatribe and like all the smiles like slowly fade from their faces why did my laugh sound like a seagull for a second i don't know we're very tired anyway congratulations to the makers of the messenger dude this game [ __ ] rip [ __ ] oh my god aaron you cannot say that anymore i'm almost done in my playthrough of the game when i was playing for funsies not for munzees [Laughter] he's a very human-like robot well usually robots are meant to be that way i guess but some of these robots are very like zips absorb and this guy's like destroyed by honor like what the [ __ ] yeah give it to me daddy all right aaron please aaron has alerted me to the fact that so everyone wanted me to refer to myself as daddy for a long time or people constantly called me that online and then i started referring to myself that as a joke and people loved it and then i started doing it more and now they hate it but you know what that just makes daddy more determined that's a fickle wish dan so we're we're playing canada hun the game where you hunt canadians and uh we haven't even loaded up the game yet and already it's a it's a gift yes because uh well listen to this jesus christ dude if i was alone in this office and you like snuck in and played that super loud i would i would have a nervous breakdown oh [Laughter] all right let's hunt oh boy oh boy it sounds like when girls on instagram are playing a ukulele on day one oh lead it the other way yeah harvest jesus christ is that the anguished whale of its family a gentle creature of nature [Music] you got one bullet left let it come to you baby ah it died of its wounds do you think doctor what dr wily's got to have made like more than just the robots he sends out you know toilet man and stuff so and i'm not sending you to fight mega man no i can't risk losing you you're way too important as i age i have to go to the bathroom more and more and at more unexpected times as i age it's just really [ __ ] she's really [ __ ] cool about it yeah as time goes on this is mega man 11. and i was no spring chicken in mega man 1. i can tell you that yeah i wonder when sex over the phone really did become a thing it must have been the 70s dude the moment that phones existed yeah you think it's killing me i think alexander graham bell was like about what could you go over can you can you go into the next room and pick up the phone and his assistant's like sure thing and he goes and picks it up it's like show me your dick can't take the heat i'm so funny my mother says i'm funny do you want to be my mother ego factor by continuing the game you agree to a privacy notice please tell me more let's go to squecks.2 what they're going to get my telephone number what that birthday they better be sending me some presents from the moment you begin interacting with the services we are collecting information what the [ __ ] square enix i'll just go with ryden i'm charles cheetah i'm here to collect your personal information and we will post all of your footage on our own website in perpetuity yeah i wish you would cl i'm trying to see if there's like a fast hop but there's not it's realistic quote unquote why do you say [ __ ] like that like the so far you've given this game two compliments in the most hateful way possible yeah it probably has amazing graphics like all these new games oh no [Laughter] the box the juice get your tits ready for this [ __ ] oh my god whatever you can punch me all you want [ __ ] oh i'm here i'm here i'm here here [ __ ] get the are you serious i'm insane with power there it is water i knew it i found it and there's so much of it i'll be rich why do the guys in california hear about this all right so we're doing very hard now right uh no what no why not it's the one no all right we're doing very hard oh god i hate you let's do it very hard what is wrong with you no dude it's gonna be fun yeah gonna be fun cut to four episodes in where you're like this is [ __ ] bowser's moving everybody excuse me excuse me hey oh hey oh oh crap we're on very hard dude what do you want i get the feeling bowser's gonna be our rosalina oh well and the complaining begins i'm not complaining just point out a very obvious fact here i'm gonna do the same thing we did before up here we go again gas lighting [Laughter] what's our name um uh uh fish [ __ ] no i liked it without the a yeah that's like a license yeah everyone's gonna be like yeah it's just gonna say that [Laughter] somebody please get that on your license plate i brought my son david he doesn't like fishing but i'm gonna make him okay he'd rather be at home playing fortnite and i'm like well there are four now you're gonna go catch a fish now i'm getting that be outside for a fortnight fish night codex can you help me you are so good tell me can you hear me catching fish i don't know you don't know how to catch fish you know how to catch fish you know how to catch fish you're a liar [Laughter] codex please help a poor boy in need there's no fish okay so get existential on me go next you know damn well this is fish [Laughter] [ __ ] codex is playing with a white fish white fish i don't know codex why not fish [Laughter] why anything in this is [Laughter] good job aaron you disturbed the peace of the lake next time i get grooms jeez man how is kodak still fishing i hope you the hell he just connected and then caught a rainbow trap no fish [Laughter] yes fish amazing paperboy delivers my chicks are blue though [Laughter] oopsie toodles oh okay i guess how did that count because i already broke their window oh yeah broke they're [ __ ] windy bees oh so close ah peace peace out what the [ __ ] i know it's hard what the hell was the statuemen 7.50 ah stop skateboarding into me [ __ ] kid from that 70s show i love that you threw a paper through the window in self-defense all right i'm so tired of you winning i'm sorry man no i really want you to win no you don't why wouldn't i you're my friend because every time i win a mini game you lose your [ __ ] oh but that's just for the show man don't [ __ ] say how the sausage is made what are you doing you have your mind bye i hope you i hope the next time you bend over you bend too far and you go up your own ass what is this man i don't [ __ ] know it's some [ __ ] [ __ ] wii game oh awesome welcome to shrek super party yeah i am daniel and i am aaron yo ah are we just running around to get him i don't know yeah oh [ __ ] oh my god that's it really i'm just getting the bugs all right wow all right oh blue uh well if this is all that it is then i'm gonna be the best damn bug catcher that ever was come over here you just sent that [ __ ] right into me did i wait why do i have zero i cut a bunch of bugs what the [ __ ] swing your color bug around the flower to point at any petal a b lands on then press x the faster you get the more points you're at i do not understand anything yeah we'll figure it out ready oh i don't think we're gonna figure it out it's just gonna say why'd you whoa whoa i'm i'm swinging how does goomba chew i don't know it's disgusting up up up down god you suck oh my god thank you thank you that's perfect that wasn't perfect that was pretty awful [Laughter] all right okay are you ready aaron okay good job that was the demo well sorry i just wanted to get my strategy down okay i had a suspicion and i confirmed it by winning cool hopefully i can recreate it ah well i'm out [Laughter] what is that i was hoping to go to one is that points yeah it's the drops from the end of this oh that's good some precious drops for your trouble that's some precious droppings some precious troughs [Laughter] oh good good goodness oh my god this is so ridiculous why was that one adr line like way more mellow than the other ones like the other like he just found out his son died he'll get more frustrated you get some precious drops could you maybe uh could you maybe bring up the the attitude or something i'll always miss you clarence it could always be he looks like you could get some precious struggles i miss you so much let's see what the next minigame is points for not being dunked [ __ ] friends i've got lots of friends three of them are billy [Laughter] oh you got an ally finally who will be your friend somebody to sniff my farts mario my favorite card my favorite fart sniffer oh man [Laughter] i feel like this is a better go for it if you hit that nine you got it nine oh my god oh you didn't get it because they both hit ones oh my god boy they totally effed you there here's your reward iris thanks various power-ups are available based on your earnings iris but remember your get what you pay for that's skippy my skippy squirrel oh my god i love her i love it that thing we used to do where we'd pretend to start to say something racist as we entered a room and then like stop it what's up man hey motherfu you just see someone who's like way too big you're scared of dying no i'm here only the holy grail could release this world from attain the chaos what help each other and find it brave man [ __ ] you [ __ ] one [Music] i don't i'm not i don't want to catch it i don't want to stop why are we doing so well oh because i don't know how to play this [ __ ] i don't know what even what you're supposed to do if i'm being honest yeah i'm not i think you're just supposed to catch the onions and then fling them flinging them back oh my god farquaad's winning for us jesus oh get out of my way incredible farquaad stop i can't catch any of his things dude he's perfect his technique is unbelievable 27. no lord farquaad you son of a [ __ ] oh my god ugh i can't believe it wow that's it huh that's all the pop and soccer [ __ ] that's all there is it's just like lord441 are you [ __ ] kidding me that's all that happened there's no like look at him on the pedestal mr man one what a good boy dan did his best you got too advanced so you got through intermediate i just came here for the walls check check out my [ __ ] check out my moves check out my moves damn don't you get points related ladies check out check out my thrust like double up oh god oh my god ladies do you like a man with a massive head injury do you like a man with problems speaking all right next time on game girls bye all right yay calamity [Laughter] so [ __ ] rich right now this is fun oh i'm rich with hate i was the one who suggested to play this that was the fool i see your toe tapping in irritation well i'm trying i'm trying to make it i'm trying to make it happen trying to make it happen it's the 10 spot [Laughter] sucks my ass dripped my ass oh my god make a coffee out of my ass drips all right really reliving my seven-year-old dreams to ever beat anyone but don't go go yes no shoot it in why don't you [ __ ] shoot the buttons don't [ __ ] work okay i never knew that i felt so badly about myself at the core until i played this [ __ ] game oh really oh yeah this is happening right now yeah that's very good oh [ __ ] i can eat it eat my eat my tit eat my tit shoot the [ __ ] [ __ ] the hell is wrong with you well this was a good game okay we figured out what aaron's problem was yeah yeah he was just tapping the buttons too fast and they weren't registering so that's why you couldn't shoot you apparently can't just like mash it you have to like hold it for for a split second longer than a tap yeah there's a little bit of grace to it grace okay yeah that's the word you want to use okay so who are you gonna be oh i'm coming oh i'm coming yay oh oh you shot it into my titties my mashed titties oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh it's fight time it's fight time oh my god oh my god oh no oh yeah dude no no no i'm out of here oh forget it dude forget it fruits forget it passing it no shooting it oh oh shooting it oh shooting it oh my god jesus christ oh oh jeez hello forest whitaker my name's brent randall time randall pass it to randall randall's getting it he's shooting it he's scoring it oh that fight oh randall holy crap oh the [ __ ] is mine yeah i can't [ __ ] believe it okay we might have to go to penalties i'm [ __ ] bricks here oh [ __ ] dude all right he's going towards it you have a limited amount of time to shoot oh damn all right all right oh it's my last shot timberlake timberlake yeah all right sudden death oh my god oh my god sudden death overtime oh two minutes this is two minutes of sundance it's not okay this is not okay oh wait which side are we on i don't know oh god i don't know either just hit shoot what flag is your thing [ __ ] i don't know oh oh you're going that way okay [Laughter] you got to be [ __ ] kidding me i was old oh it's still going jesus are you [ __ ] all right absolutely insane this is ridiculous oh yes yes yes yes yes no no no no no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] get the [ __ ] okay oh my god oh my god you press the home button you gotta press the home button again oh jesus oh it's over it's over what oh no it's icing oh christ okay so if you can score immediately i can i can't even [ __ ] believe it just hit the bottom button towards the goal as soon as you get it oh never mind it's over oh my god are you kidding me oh man how could you win that was [ __ ] it was so close that was good that was awesome oh come the [ __ ] on with that if i'd have known that was the goal i would have got it holy christ it was a book on like a tutorial on how to make um doom mods like make your own levels and doom and [ __ ] and i was like legit oh [ __ ] [Music] and i [ __ ] had this book and it was really thick it was like a [ __ ] dictionary and i was telling my friend about it i was like you could make these levels of doom i got this book about it he was like you're lying and i was like no man i'll bring it in it's true he was like how do i know you're not just gonna write it and then print it and then bring it in by tomorrow because who the [ __ ] could do that back then yeah but like you know my kid brandon was like damn he's right [ __ ] face photo capture oh my god can they put us in this game but you can apply an imported face oh yes after selecting the photo you can light up the face to the face photo by just a yes please okay okay cool try to use one of those faces and see how well it does it there we go there we go which one do i look at [Laughter] all right perfect we have a winner oh god do you think the tiny face talks to the bigger face damn i am looking like a spirit halloween looking like a snack yes here we go twirly as [ __ ] dude oh yeah we're going twirling this is good yeah what color do you want us to be uh obviously yellow done okay cool i'm gonna give him a special eye because a little smiley face [Laughter] designs dude yes right in the center yeah the clown the clown right in the center of the eyes between the four eyes please raise it there you go it's perfect [Music] whoa that really accentuates the eyes dude it really oh that's right you gave him [ __ ] disgusting that literally looks like a dude that just came out of the public [Laughter] pool is happening we did it oh [ __ ] you dude i'm gonna slap that smirk right off your face and then i'm gonna kiss it oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i had a clean breakaway there too dang it randall's in town what is that your battle cry it's not santa claus dude randall's coming to town oh jesus christ like that's a power suddenly i [ __ ] can't stop the polish express oh god oh god oh come on lazy randall lazy randy lazy randall he visits the children gives them gifts and treats [Laughter] oh lazy random lazy random where were my trees he paid a visit to this ice rink yeah okay we've got a game i've got a weak goalie game that's what he's exploiting figured me out no no like an open book on the open ice [Laughter] holy crap we are [ __ ] impregnating these goals this is this is definitely oh oh no oh no yes oh yes oh no oh yes oh no yes oh yes shoot it and go oh [ __ ] three guys all right oh it's baby time it's baby making time it's not baby ready just shoot that sperm right now no don't boy you get [ __ ] so nervous don't get it get it in get it in you [ __ ] oh grab the puck grab the pug all right [ __ ] this is not okay this is not okay it's not okay oh my god oh my god skinny boy all right one more one more oh [ __ ] yes yes yes aaron wins [ __ ] [Laughter] oh i can't go we're playing friday the 13th aka jason's penis yeah i'm jason hi uh it's been about uh 10 it's been about 10 weeks since i've used place to trap yet now i will yeah oh good job aaron you just got well i mean i thought i wasn't susceptible to it i thought it was a jason only trap for [ __ ] sake all right well a lot of people have left the game that means they got [ __ ] killed jason oh god oh come on out of me oh how am i supposed to [ __ ] get away from jason well i don't know man [Music] wait is biggie smells big or small sorry i forgot it was me sorry it's zoning out i was looking at all the purple uh i should change that shouldn't i [Laughter] get the nut somebody turn the vacuum off you should totally become friends with him ah it's not how it works i don't know come on would we say about meeting you people [Applause] [ __ ] bungee jumping together what no i thought because you know you know that first of all i don't know if this is put in the episode or not but i told dan i loved him right before we started the episode the second before and in my mind i was thinking like you know those photographers that that it's like i took a picture of this person before and after i told them they were beautiful right like i was hoping it would be kind of like that but it said i was like what the [ __ ] are you talking about yes we have some oh yeah okay all right daddy mommy wants to earn a little more money though so spin the wheel but you might lose a turn i might i know i might i'm willing to risk it all for one shot at glory oh [ __ ] my life oh i swear to [ __ ] oh i swear to [ __ ] god it's me you should be feeling bad for i'm the sentient one i'm the sentient one i'm the [Laughter] flip the wedge to either receive ten thousand dollars oh my god flip it [Music] holy [ __ ] oh my god yeah did you say let's see r kelly aaron i'm gonna [ __ ] strangle somebody look how many opportunities for bankruptcy there are oh yeah it's like oh here's the end here's one now okay oh no that's good wait like what these are not what whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what that's not okay oh my god did anyone see that oh my god that was not cool wheel of fortune why do you hate me tasty is [Laughter] i don't know where dijon is except on my burger [Laughter] hello mario ha ha get yo ass out of here boy [Laughter] we should get some coins too man well i'm trying to get some coins so would you get off my back sound like my dang dad well if things go right i might never mind it's fine i don't want to say it ryan why don't you go ahead and stay with me and your mother are rather close to human beings that's all i'm saying yeah yeah i know you took her out to dinner last time this isn't a sex joke i'm just saying she's a good friend of mine i know and he's part of the olive garden and i didn't think that was a very nice restaurant choice yes they haven't really steam rolling this one i had sex with you sorry about that yeah well dan guess what i had sex with my mom too so [Laughter] so who's laughing better [Laughter] it's not fair because aaron's so [ __ ] big as a character this is not look at that not unfair we're doing fruit forecast baby next time why is that a fun minigame is it a fun mini game though now that we're in the end we gotta catch the fallen fruit i'm gonna pretend like it is when we start the next episode so people don't okay got it yeah do you want to keep that in between grumps yeah what no no don't put it in between hey welcome back hello we're playing fruit forecast my favorite game is so much fun so [ __ ] cruel i can't move fast enough away from all this [ __ ] i am in a world of [ __ ] aaron stop what just give me my [ __ ] i deserve it that full metal jacket reference killed me thank you it killed uh lawrence yay okay i'm gonna roll my uh normal dice block here i'm feeling lucky about this roll astonishing timing can i get a raise and kisses watch this what no what the [ __ ] luckily you're about to get 20. yeah i'm about to get 20 coins erin actually mad are matt and ryan actually scared of aaron they should get out of the office that sounds like an abusive environment oh my god that's like when you make a bit with jory and it's like a rude joke afterwards will come up hey i just want to let you know like that was just a [ __ ] oh my god i know they didn't notice so don't worry okay just don't don't make it seen or anything what are you don't make a scene no come on guys what the [ __ ] what [ __ ] up no i didn't do anything you're [ __ ] what are you talking about oh my god why are you being so weird as [ __ ] company why are you being so weird right now we worked hard for those stars yeah well i worked hard trying to steal it okay that was the most insane nobody likes a feet my bike got stolen this week you reminded me of the person who stole my [ __ ] bike all right well i'm sorry that's your problem though what well look at it the way you play the game maybe you stole my [ __ ] bike no maybe i did how about that oh just [ __ ] you damn cool let's get a star i'm putting you down in the police report he looked tall and stupid and he had a dumb streak in his hair and he's my boss named but more so than my boss i thought he was my friend and i think that's what's most disappointing i don't [ __ ] know japanese is this a cat dating game and what if it is dan i mean if it is i'm all in are you kidding me carl weathers [Laughter] i'll do my best i said to myself in my head yeah parentheses phone [Laughter] anyone she just quietly panics like the phone rings and she just looks around like sweating like help over the weekends and holidays there's a lot of family with little kids visiting buttering the league what does that mean i think they made the same butt during just sitting here buttering the weed that's what i do it's what you call eating bread in the park oh god what is this the ground is closer i was on the ground the ground was closer oh boy the crowd was closer than i thought i looked down on my foot and there was a two cat feet i have 18 feet oh my god when i pull up the right hand there's right cat foot up what is this twister right cat foot up green and when i tried to pull up the left hand the left foot up no that can't be really i just turned you to cat as you wish but you can only be [Laughter] but you can only be a at at night good luck this black cat said they disappeared like a smoke i can't believe it dan what if i told you i was jewish i would assume you just found out about it as in you did the what if i 23 skidoo or whatever it's called do you want to know what you've been lying to your friends about twitter what's it actually called give us your blood and we'll give you some dates [Laughter] walk into the waterfall all right oops sorry sorry she's so so genuine about whoops sorry when i brought my face closer i can nice smell uh incense from his kimono oh let me say that again i can nice smell incense from his kimono this is very interesting oh my god oh all right so we're just gonna have to use our skills [Music] then i gotta help you through here okay just go straight [Music] dude knock it off [ __ ] oh my god all right i took a deep breath and tried to calm myself down i licked mr saijo's hand that's touching me softly okay hot [ __ ] you cat are you going to let me wipe um don't don't squeeze my phone here's my phone hold on i have a capture taken yeah yeah thank you oh perfect oh boy they should have that on the cover of all wet naps three two one go all right [ __ ] this is the last one whoever gets this one wins i think you have to oh you won oh all right all right then oh you nasty you nasty nasty nasty boy oh god dennis i got 5 000 right at the end what the [ __ ] yuri yeah [ __ ] you duh [ __ ] you d.a dan avedon how'd they know controversy call your mom get that drama channel guy on uh what was it peter drama carl drama you have to pay rent but you're paying 12 to us and we gain 12 so it's actually like a 24 net i didn't know we were playing against mr business please let that be my new name mr dan mr business oh my god what are you doing it burped and i just don't smoke smell it aaron smokes while he recruits not like we started this whole bit that like like the office just filled with like all your bongs and like you smoke yeah and a lot of people are like does aaron really have that many bombs warren has the last blue that you need well maybe we'll just quit suck it up maybe we'll quit our jobs find some new editors yeah you think so yep all right fine see if we care okay as long as the works gets done you know what i'm saying uh fine uh you'll miss what we bring to the table but that's fine what do you bring to the table other than uh mediocrity oh my god we purposely desync the audio and then we tell you that the hardware is wrong just to drive you [ __ ] if that was the case i would i would be like go [ __ ] yourself don't forget you can jump no i know i just don't trust it oh here comes the savagery oh so savage okay okay dude you're good now these are bumpers you're [Laughter] oh my god dude i just have to wait hey am i watching davinci [ __ ] tool okay [Laughter] i did it he got his golden banana yes now you can shove it down your throat right in the tailpipe yes both of these can fit what's one more here we go you're doing awesome come christmas bonus time legitimately just like [ __ ] us out of bonuses like a pay raise like the note in the check says remember that monopoly game [ __ ] yeah erin listen man yeah well go ahead lay upon me your wisdom i was just gonna say you win some you lose some but that's just life and i'll still be your friend no matter what it's easy for you to say as the winner hmm you know man if you're gonna be if you're gonna be a big [ __ ] crybaby over this what you want me to edit it so you guys won [Laughter] dean's playing minecraft [Laughter] oh come on my god the [ __ ] is going on more thank god bring him to the finish to the the steam got a tip [ __ ] start steaming [Laughter] do you want to open up your own restaurant with me yeah dude i guess it'd be our restaurant yeah open up your own restaurant with me wow thanks for the idea i'll call it aaron's restaurant why does link have a cross on a shield i don't want religion in [Applause] holy [ __ ] we have three houses on that property that's free real estate i'm not i'm just looking at aaron's just uh okay just trying to see how he's gonna figure this one out oh my god you gotta be kidding me we're short eight dollars ryan said this is like someone whose horse broke their leg but they're out of bullets just watching that let's play a money making game oh i want to do it go ahead yeah look at how many more opportunities i have to get new rupees now i can get more bombs right yeah but cool that they let me pay for them ah perfect yes i want this like a medicine before you go god i'm running out of money yeah dude you gotta get more [ __ ] happened well you lost forty dollars and then paid for bombs that you didn't take [Laughter] aim at the eyes of goma [Music] the tv snow guys make your um your sword stop working for a minute and then the like likes can overwhelm you with their pancakey flavor and then they'll eat your shield yeah you gotta go buy a new one oh you stupid bastard that's right you have to buy a new one yeah god sucks oh my god stop stop jeez 5g lte that's very [ __ ] funny i keep thinking you're going to poke your buttocks on those stilts hell no but it never seems to happen uh dude why would i do that when i could poke my buttocks on this [ __ ] fine log i'm saying and we've brought the episode full circle thanks for joining us everybody on the next episode of game grumps we will be talking about more anal penetration i don't think we will be actually i think we we may have said all that needs to be said on that section well i'm half of the show so i say that we do well i made game grumps we have to say about that what do you have to say about that new guy i could call up the payroll company right now and say dan avedan quit my friend's name is danny and he's a good a zelda player he likes to shoot swords at lionel's they got swords for hands but i don't care how did they hug their children they must kiss them lots of kisses anyway i was like is this going to resolve in some way they go up the oh and keep going right kill the ringleader which one is he they look the same not being whizzest not the best navigator oh my god just a navigator stop stop which is better than no this bee is kicking the [ __ ] out of me oh my god oh god i did it again oh [ __ ] those are the skill of secrets i love you i love secrets i've got a secret too oh [ __ ] with rose go up go up go up go up go up okay okay go to the next room [Laughter] thank you what do you think they look like under there naked men [Music] you think they got little dangly penises aaron please control yourself we have to fight ganon today you think they're shooting magic well they got little dangly penises i press it and then i rotate you get past the tutorial and this game is basically dark souls 4. you've died oh my god dora go down the hill fast with this no boots can jump into it to see what's inside it's another homeless guy a crystal homeless man go get a monkey which one of these items could be used to fend off a crazy person [Music] if you picked all of them you're right seriously anything you can grab hurry he's coming for you and he has cephalus get out of here this is my bush but ninja bride and i wrote a thing very early on in our nsp career where ninja bryant contracts has td where he can shoot syphilis out of his eyes he can yeah i love that it's like an ability yeah oh yeah yeah poor jerry i think i better go and get a little bit of fresh air how's that gonna help jerry the president says that when mexico sends us their people they're not sending their best up and down to help me climb that's not me making it up that's an actual thing that the president said do you agree with the president oh boy if you don't we'll report you to ice so i saw someone holding up a no ice sign the other day and i thought it just said noice [Laughter] i'm like hulk hogan where my pelvis is basically disintegrated from [ __ ] 30 years of leg drops i can't [ __ ] brother [Laughter] all right too much sushi oh i got gas for the sushi like a pig oh [ __ ] hell yeah oh that hurt was that tim allen no no no that is definitely not it sounds like you recorded it on like one of those dynex mics that cost ten dollars and you get them at walgreens can i kick can i like can i kick to go that's not good comment star come on i'm tim allen of tim allen fame this looks lovely mountain meadows i should have done the tutorial yeah do the tutorial i feel like it's not too hard with aaron [Music] oh my god it makes the gentle guitar playing so much funnier [Laughter] my dad told me i was the specialest kid he's ever met other than his special kids which are far more special according to my dad [Laughter] he always gives me feedback on my drawings i'm a specialness i got eight brothers and eight sisters 16. i'm one of 17 children i didn't think that through before i started singing but he assures me i'm the specialist [Music] definitely in the top 14 cause there are a couple stragglers not quite the smartest brothers and sisters oh i am terrible at pudding my dad wants hit a badger i love my dad my dad let me eat the badger [Laughter] dead what is your problem now share that delicious badger me and mama starving we sure could go for some badger save me some of the liver that's the best part of the bathroom daddy this one's for my dad oh that was almost straight in that's okay i forgot how the game played because you've been hogging this i've been hogging it yeah way to turn that around actually you've been hogging this toboggan that's a good dad aaron's hugging the toboggan tell him to share that's a blogging or he won't get any brand i was just gonna say the same [ __ ] thing they had their routes and their romantic dinners same as any couple colton had some well hun he had some issues they had their punching matches just like any other couple they would often suplex and leg drop each other i remember one time they threatened each other with knives yeah like any other couple there was one time when colton pulled the jake the snake moonsault on jeslin and she came back with the people's elbow [Laughter] it's very funny don't make any noise she hears everything well i mean i'm in my room so she should like granny granny cranny she was coming in oh god i don't like this at all at all oh no it's day two already okay she doesn't think i'm here yes oh well she put the man back um oh okay that makes me think that you there is something to do in here that's um that we haven't figured out yet oh oh that's the thing i fell down ah all right you know what [ __ ] this game i [ __ ] hate it we're done everything's good okay we had a really great time happy halloween okay now you're in the death basement i want fried chicken oh is this whole game in korean oh [ __ ] this isn't going to be good at all okay all right um what this actually is scary because we don't know what's happening oh my god okay all right okay what's up what's going on i'm chasing me or yeah is that your danger thing what's happening i think it's yeah it seems like what the [ __ ] was that i don't know oh my god that was scary [ __ ] oh did i i hate could go down but i just screamed at chicken in the darkness i [ __ ] hate it oh no yeah i won't let me oh wow oh no fried chicken is worth that i'm sorry okay you know what i think i'm good i think i'm good that says game over by the way oh my god all right chicken option oh come on man i want some chicken then who goes to order [Laughter] [ __ ] language find the keto open door to the main god damn it aaron i have to go to the main building to find my stuffs it's a oh this aaron you stupid bastard this looks relaxing oh yeah it's super nice it's a very uh christmassy game hey you know what i just noticed what krampus spelt backwards is sup mark [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] uh welcome back okay um to the game that is ruining our computer yeah uh aaron's computer sounds like a jet landing trying to trying to play this game this computer is going [ __ ] ballistic playing this game it's like out of control listen to this it creeps me out of it oh yeah yeah that's probably the cabinet open i'll see it let's see key all right hello open this sorry mr d okay cool no i didn't like that i didn't like that at all okay well i have a water gun now was it the elf hates water yes the el fates water okay and the deer hates to be ignored oh my god i hate this oh [ __ ] come on he can open doors no no stop following me you [ __ ] deer [Laughter] once your assignment's complete the corporation will take ownership of the workshop and any remaining items and employees well great looks like i gotta clean some [ __ ] [Laughter] oh no the girl is this the girl with the the cut up face yeah no aaron what no i'm not down with this at all what do you mean oh god i [ __ ] hate this garbage and here we go oh god [ __ ] you got slice yo [ __ ] this dude [ __ ] it all right yes just fun shadows fun friendly shadows oh crap of my dog oh that's good that's real good [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] was that man ah it's coming after me you said this wasn't gonna be scary dude like this is gonna be kind of creepy that's because i saw all the screenshots you lying sack of [ __ ] i noticed that now the dog's dead it's five minutes in you piece of [ __ ] oh god there's something unsettling about them they're like centuries you know yeah it's like you know if you get near them they're gonna [ __ ] you i've known a few ladies in my day who i could say the same thing about uh aaron you're gonna win this i'm a guest boy i'm the one who guesses i don't know how i did it but uh blind luck all right dan let me trivialize your [ __ ] accomplishments congratulations to your trophy congratulations on your victory congratulations on being a big old swinging dick yeah thanks i'm gonna go insert myself into a sweet butthole [Music] gender unspecified bye boy i sure wish i didn't have a small wiener and i'm also really glad that i'm not saying this out loud the [ __ ] are you doing everything is going on in my head right now and i'm not saying anything i'm just sitting here quietly wait why did dan just snicker to himself i better ask hey dan what are you laughing about the hell are you doing man uh-oh i think the things i was thinking i was saying out loud am i speaking right now out loud frondalton well friendlet front friendlit all right friends yeah friendly i love it tamild [Laughter] what did tamil start with was that a game ramps thing yeah okay i just i think i just said it out loud or something and you were like what is tamil and i was like i don't know some guy like running into the office yeah but like really saying it frantically everybody tamil oh god we're going under tamil what's this duh my magic has no effect what's this what's this my magic has no effect what's this your dick is now erect oh nice nicely done he seems friendly [Laughter] give because it looks like somebody's been stealing his royal head gear just kidding give me the sim what about her car dude the bracelet and then you get the symbol ah grab and throw to the thing and open it up and you get a prize which prize is it guess i'll find out next time [ __ ] next time on gamecrafts there's fire we're making more episodes than ever so much content 30-second episodes 15 uploads a day make it 16 i don't care [ __ ] it 27 ads on each [ __ ] 13 second episode only ads that's right to show about ads oh damn damn dude really yeah i melted him oh my god i guess i iced him no you did the exact opposite hey little doggie are you robert's best friend why the hell would she assume that i don't know you know what assuming does i don't it makes a it makes the ass out of you and me because that's what it spells it's like ass you me oh my god yeah i did know that starting to get the feeling i'm not entirely welcome oh you were knocked out when i found you can you walk let's go to the house i'm michael douglas i gave up acting to pursue um holding things what do you think got pretty good at it in my old age cancel the internet it's game grumps time it's merry gear solid secret santa holiday espionage action 2006 in sign if i can't studios [Laughter] did i read that right a [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] sneaky knocked out from all the happiness uh nails put him in the picture nails on the wall put him in the child uh nail the child to the wall forget it don't try matches on the fire matches on the far loaded up yeah he feels good doesn't it boards on the floor forget it hammer get it down [Music] he's waiting for it he's waiting for it [Laughter] welcome to kuko hentai shooter 3d christmas party the gazebos it's gonna be tricky i love there's zimbonis aaron i don't know how many times we have to go through this [Music] whoa [ __ ] you [ __ ] your tiny sick slender ass just drop the puck then the [ __ ] goes in did you win the point [Laughter] this is a world that's right god what was that i'd like i taste bacon but i didn't have bacon this is a world inspired by walking along the seafloor i had bacon itch why would enjoy yourself as you stroll alongside fish and coral in this dream well when you take your little micro nap sometimes i baby bird food in you because i get worried about your nutrition now i can roll oh you piece of [ __ ] hi yes piece of [ __ ] look at this you piece of [ __ ] look at this you're a piece of [ __ ] damn actually a piece of [ __ ] wow it worked out for me in the end anyway well you're a [ __ ] face oh i need to pay for it how much do you need 20. i'm sorry i said you're a [ __ ] face and no one likes you god damn this game it does terrible things to people god i hope did she just like burp oh it's up there where you could have gone yep it sure [ __ ] is so fun do you want to go next time on game grumps let's see sure um let me take a quick look at the map yeah okay [ __ ] here we go big money big money no whammies stop [ __ ] my ass hey if you multiply 5 times 2 then you get 10 so it's pretty good if you add numbers to that number i think you'll be pretty happy with how things work out whoa look at her legs never seen her hot legs before damn damn peach where are you going with all that hey peach where are you going with all that excuse me peach can you tell me can i text directions okay so here's where we're going oh that's right yeah you [ __ ] card i'm gonna steal your capsules yeah larry landerson no not on myself why do you [ __ ] oh you can only go forward with that are you can't just pick anyone are you [ __ ] on my [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] two things this is the most useless [ __ ] oh that sucks oh okay i can feel that in my bones it looks like well our friendship is ending yeah well it's just it's just a different kind of thing than a different context yeah yeah than i would have imagined all right well i hope your [ __ ] falls off shoes one of the three shells to get a capsule a capsule don't worry it's very sepalitic i got a capsule get another one of that thing cool i can't use it i actually i hope you die in a volcano i can steal my own lucky capsule oh wait maybe i can use my capsule now since you only went one oh [ __ ] oh no oh no oh no please yeah yes oh no well i don't like this at all [Music] oh come on kidding me come on that's that's [ __ ] i mean why even say steal a capsule from someone else i'm on your side on this one that's stupid this is killing me inside [Music] every day brings me closer to death [Laughter] oh wow well i didn't know that was the finish i thought there was a half of another stage left if i could actually smother you with a pillow tonight i i mean i do it now so you wouldn't have to wait that's my gift to you you wouldn't have to worry about the tension it's like is he gonna do it is he not gonna do it yeah no uh spoiler i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna sorry i'm gonna kill you and i'm gonna and i'm gonna write a note telling why i did it and then i'm gonna take the pen i used to write the note and jab it in your neck sorry i it's the sound of my blood i oh i got you and that's a fish upon us i thought it said fist uh you do not want a fist to find a star when you start i don't think you should work at disney anymore all right next time i get grubs okay uh later i think so it's gonna be the finale it probably will be exciting i wish i was at the finale of my life right now hey everybody this is space bear and we just really wanted to thank you guys for our best year ever on youtube thank you so much and to celebrate this success we've worked super hard and put out a new album that's right and if you guys have ever wanted to support us before this is the best way that you can do it here are some quick examples of what you're going to get what's this brian do you just want a dog what does his mind do [Music] what does this one do the president if you got a cat you gotta boot them on the nose it's the one if you got a cat you gotta boop him on the nose everybody it started when we set our house on fire [Music] the night was crisp but the fire kept us warm [Music] sometimes you want to get a snack other times you want to get a all the time then you'll find the snack will get you fat and many other songs in the following [Music] genres [Music] wow that's a lot of genres we promise it'll be a sonic adventure get it foreign

Channel: Grumpilations

Views: 917,123

Keywords: game grumps, game, grumps, best of, best of game grumps, compilation, comp, comps

Id: DsXoyglhRbM

Length: 218min 10sec (13090 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 31 2020