Best Laughter Moments - Monopoly - Game Grumps Compilation [UNOFFICIAL]

choose your board from this one choice yeah classic yeah here we go welcome to the world of monopoly i'm the stuff nightmares are made of are you ready to get [ __ ] over are you ready to hate anyone you're playing this game with then come along i hope you're not a minority thumbs up baltic and mediterranean those are my specialties wait you get to go first now because you just had control that's kind of like makes a little bit of sense that totally actually works for me so why am i wondering i'm thimble not entirely sure i remember how to play this are you i mean i remember like you wheeling you deal oh god how narcissistic is this guy why don't you play in the me room starring me is there any way that anyone out there doesn't know how to play monopoly or like what we're trying to accomplish here oh those are good options i was hoping that there was like a speed-up option but options pac-man instead of monopoly you just click options and it's like nope straight up community chest oh consultancy fee damn dude okay what do you do as a consultant job that gets you 25 big ones you know people ask me about railroads they're like is this a train i'm like yes that'll be 25 and they're like happily i didn't even know yeah get ready for a [ __ ] war zone right now okay hey looks like i'm going to jail are you yeah oh yeah oh 26 that's not good dude how are you going to pay your alimony check that's [ __ ] up uh risky biz new can i talk to you for a second listen the [ __ ] took everything so if i could just uh work out it's mine oh [ __ ] you it's mine [ __ ] you it's mine [ __ ] you i want it i want the property i want it all right take it oh damn it risky business gonna take it from out from under you what no i didn't oh [ __ ] no no no i don't can't afford it i didn't mean to ah it was the motion what the [ __ ] i can't afford it sold for too much money to the guy with not enough money how the you're gonna have to sell some [ __ ] are you [ __ ] serious dude you gotta give up one of your problems what the [ __ ] dude that is [ __ ] but you shouldn't have [ __ ] kept hitting a like a lunatic i didn't it wasn't you had to hold the wiimote up like a thing and i was putting it down and then a [ __ ] cat said it's [ __ ] dude but i saw some of those houses but there's some one god dude come [Applause] jesus on all right someone's gotta file for bankruptcy excuse me i don't have to file for bankruptcy you can just sell a house sorry i'm just yes just having fun with myself god damn it dude wait i still oh no this is the worst thing that could happen jesus man why didn't my why did i have to [ __ ] buy a property i didn't even want you guys all have this money why don't you [ __ ] do something with it okay i'm [ __ ] cleaning up on baltic you just paid me 12 bucks ooh i'll buy my way out of jail with that look at a pack of smokes from red one two three four yeah nice dude twenty-two dollars [ __ ] suck dicks rad tad you could buy starbucks coffee for you and a friend yay god i am into this now i know right like it was kind of slow at first a little bit now like now i'm having a great time it was kind of slow okay uh i'm gonna buy some houses on [ __ ] baltic dude kill yourself oh he wants your money are you are you oh oh please i am adding this [ __ ] propose that [ __ ] oh [Laughter] interesting boy those railroads are sweet you have so much money why don't you just strong-arm somebody into selling you a property you need it i don't but that's the thing like the stuff i need is unclaimed oh yeah ex until now goddammit somebody land on the [ __ ] short line oh [ __ ] all right well who am i i'm blue yes i hope i don't go to jail you've got to get out of jail oh [ __ ] six and once again everyone has skipped clearly over my [ __ ] 250 big ones oh man i like the sound of that baby give me the spice just like [ __ ] [ __ ] dune up in this [ __ ] spice is twice as nice i want you to touch the way that you touch the ones that you love you know what i mean i want you to touch my my poopy when it comes out of my butthole yes for serious yes this can't be anything i'm being very i'm being serious with you right now i'm being very serious please don't please don't act like i don't care this is it's it makes me feel like you're not a true friend you know whoa yeah when you're just you don't care about my poopies i can't handle it dude yeah oh that's a nice safe spot for me yes it is go [ __ ] yourself let me go buy those back i hope you shove your head up your own ass so far that you disappear within yourself all right yeah you're just like [Laughter] he didn't well he rolled a seven and that he could roll uh i mean same odds that's a two or three or five yeah two or three or five let's do it let's do it ralph all right here we go two three five two three five two three five two three [ __ ] that's a two and a five do you think uh um just missed it was that him hey i'm okay with that yeah he got you all right yeah i'm gonna buy so much [ __ ] i'm gonna boil the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] go go 589 oh yeah oh [ __ ] i rolled a seven oh no okay i gotta open up my wallet here we go uh hell yeah i'm gonna buy some [ __ ] okay i'm gonna buy a full set of houses on orange just despite risky biz new yeah [ __ ] needs to learn a thing or two about manners he's gonna learn a thing or two about how we do business in the monopoly world i'll tell you what this [ __ ] kid doesn't have any madness he'll die he'll die he'll die by my hand i assure you i will make sure a man comes in and kills him oh that's not good probably no do it do it do it i swear to god if you land on the blue spots i'm gonna be so [ __ ] mad cool morph you owe me six bucks no time to pay the rent oh that's gotta hurt it doesn't now oh it's the price of a bagel okay so you got you got those two purples or magentas or whatever fun this is and i got one it's cyan red you have we have two potential monopolies right now you better start making offers because you want to hold on to those nuts of yours i want that sweet money dude and you wouldn't buy 500 property off of me [Music] that's how you're looking at it yes you're the one who refused to sell your 450 property to me this is worth more now oh [ __ ] [Music] look whose luck is turning around oh man thank you kanye very cool thank you kanye sixteen dollars very cool thank you dice very cool very cool oh oh come on that was so close all right [ __ ] 50 dolla no no no yay no all right neat ah [ __ ] tits excellent 60 bucks it's a [ __ ] rip-off it's a goddamn shitty apartment with an awning it's got a park that's kind of nice yeah it's got a bench [Music] okay time to play there you go i love that they programmed that in god it's such a [ __ ] gauntlet of your properties now it's they're they're not harmful oh they're all your properties are the harmful ones i own this property suck dick i can't do anything i don't have any money to buy things god this reminds me of [ __ ] moving to california for the first time i know losing at monopoly is so much like life it's amazing i just [ __ ] like all i can buy is eggo waffles and white rice and make the world's shittiest sushi jesus would have been great if you had these rolls i know you've been [ __ ] awesome you're my baby beluga well i got no properties over there so unless you land on baltic i'll give you give me four bucks can't wait for that nine yeah all right that's good i'll buy some props that's another community chest please be a good one you [ __ ] lose 200 i know right you are absolutely commanding repairs forty dollars oh i just got [ __ ] dude community hundred yikes dude [Laughter] that's the kind of rage that would happen if like your wife cheated on you or something but let me tell you how this story ends i set you up with a beautiful house in the countryside and you suck my dick every night you would do that [Laughter] [Music] wow oh hi it's hell hello hello it's [ __ ] it's monopoly baby it's the rematch you're a son of a dancer it's the mother effin rematch everybody loved the first monopoly playthrough that we did everybody [ __ ] loved it yes they did and we loved it so we were like well let's just make everybody happy i'm already two hundred dollars in the [ __ ] hole all right is my is my is he smoking a hookah that rabbit is the hell is that he is like it's like he got dipped in bronze at exactly the worst time [Laughter] you what no no no you're not in jail oh you're on saint charles oh i'll purchase it it's the number one place to go if you want a place that's called saint charles do you want to buy it yes this is bad yeah there's rules i mean yeah this sucks a little bummer that is a classy beach yeah you're a classy beach oh yay you cannot monopolize the railroad so you're not going to buy it right i'm going to buy it so i can just hit auction baby oh man look at you you're like out of money at this point i know because of that damned income tax roll that you gave me at the beginning well yeah but i also spent 200 so i should scissor kick you i'm gonna bring it to 70. uh-huh do you want to outbid me or do you want to take all my money and then i can take this no why not bid you okay you ate my [ __ ] schnitzel uh with troll yay congratulations thank you i will see you in a moment when i have to put my [ __ ] up for auction you might as well just stay in the courtroom [Laughter] no it's yours oh cool fiddle faddle i like that i like that and you get to roll again dang do you like that what kind of guy you are [Applause] what if somebody come in here to see you nude do you like that oh my god all right who do you think clean up all this mess i know clean and would you roll the dice please instead of placing them on the table whatever it's random either way it's not like it's loaded on a bad dive oh no my arch nemesis community chest hey 25 bucks all right and this time i'm gonna it's not enough to win an auction all right here we go rolling i'm rolling yeah that sucks you got to find a way to make money to pay your debt and sell what the [ __ ] am i going to sell ah [ __ ] okay so i'm blue abbot [Laughter] six okay thank you get me past income tax that's all i [ __ ] care about no it's incompetence i hate you aaron my god back down to one dollar i don't want [ __ ] there needs to be an economy in the game for us to [ __ ] even play i need this like i want you to have money i need to stamp your face out i don't want you to not have money then nothing happens say did you just land i got [ __ ] in context are you kidding me that's what i call it oh come on god that is amazing all right you lucked out you landed on your own [ __ ] you should manage your you own this property you [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] oh yeah oh thank goodness wow all right let's get this party moving i think that's it's one of the greens oh it's on oh god it's yours oh no it's communicating oh my gosh please don't don't make me lose money no you don't have anything okay it's fine that's fine sorry i yelled like that all right [Laughter] oh god go yay wait straight to straight to income tax oh my god no sweet here you go delicious treat wait i don't know is it the delicious tree oh no it's mine i own it oh yeah oh no that's 50 bucks is it really you own two railroads no go to jail join me no oh no we suck everything sucks we have gotten like the worst next time on game grubs okay we're both in jail [Laughter] [ __ ] oh my god all right so you're gonna roll well yeah just to remind you i have a get out of jail free card oh yeah no i'll keep rolling okay rolling rolling rolling [Laughter] no um all right use get out of jail free card you're like [ __ ] [ __ ] start floating out i i think getting screwed is part of the fun of monopoly ah the four yeah oh yes i have such good luck with forrest let's see what happens good luck i've been elected chairman of the board here's 50 jesus christ yeah this game is just like it really has well aren't you glad because if that happened you would have to mortgage a property i agree i agree everything's great you're [ __ ] welcome dan i said thank you did i not say thank you i might not have said that well i said you're welcome because you said thank you i thought i said thank you that that was your divine retribution for being so nice what that you just got that property for cheap oh it's pennsylvania avenue again oh i wrote doubles that's classy town it's a nice it's a nice place i will say it's a nice place they get 200 bucks hey and you get to give like two dollars back to me well isn't that something i'm gonna roll three two dollars please hmm i'm going to use this to put into my piggy bank plink plink uh you want to just roll oh yeah yeah no i pay you more more incremental cash oh for [ __ ] says 18 i was going to put a down payment on the house with that i thought it was my turn but i forgot you rolled the double did i buy my last property back i did yeah you're you're we're we're all square again oh okay cool well then yeah three what god [ __ ] are you kidding me god damn it what the lord giveth and the lord taketh away you're gonna get it for 40 bucks i hate my [ __ ] life oh my god oh my gosh let's play okay that's a five okay hey oh all right yes you dude you're [ __ ] like bleeding more dollars for padre [Laughter] please now to block you out please no that's a really common role please no please don't don't do it no oh that's right oh go to jail no oh cool oh that sucks well all right i was a rabbit riding around on a fire extinguisher i was bound to go to jail [Laughter] this was inevitable they got me thank you thank you so much four oh my god what hell awaits me it's a community oh god no oh it's a double whammy of a chance and a four roll oh god [Laughter] oh all right all right all right death all right yes aaron all right let's start making things happen okay okay like 400 is just a lot of money to lose ah [ __ ] that's not good that's my property i built a house so i'm gonna stay in it i'm gonna call my dad and be like i'm calling you from the house i bought and it's gonna be like shut up and bring me home a bear and i'm gonna be like i hate you dad [Laughter] loading up loading up loading up loot god knows it's what i would do if i could just pass go and not keep ending up in jail nine oh that's not what i was free parking right yeah sweet dang it a safe spot all right thanks thanks for the insight time to play roll me and eight aaron eight eight we go here's the eight there it is eight time hey [ __ ] because for a second in my mind i was like oh it's an 8. you're not an active participant um uh okay let's just roll let's just roll we'll see what happens see what happens that's good that's good oh i think that's oh god no no no no [Laughter] i mean just [ __ ] stab me in the dick here's what i'll do what's that if i land on your [ __ ] i will give you a free whatever money i owed you if you had bought that house how about that oh that's my mistake that's very nice okay okay thank you oh wait you can skip your turn no you can't okay the future that's uh what is that no you threaded the needle okay yikes oh no no you landed on it oh you [ __ ] landed on exactly that on okay so i owe you an extra 60 bucks okay oh my god aaron it's amazing all right uh all the favors are done oh yeah it's it's go time now [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh community chess oh no they're good for you you have good luck with those yeah you say that and this is gonna be the house one something good is going to happen i can feel it it's your birthday there you go ten dollars ten dollars for you thanks buddy from me oh it's my pleasure [Laughter] no thank you thank you for the opportunity to give you 12. oh my god what i threaded it holy [ __ ] oh god no no anything but not like this oh whoa dude thank you god holy [ __ ] based monopoly god i'm so happy he's like you see oh i can giveth and i can take it the way and i can rub it your nose in my teeth we'll see how this goes see how this see how this dog and pony show plays out oh look at that could have been mine but aaron if you have control of the magentas and the oranges then i'm gonna be at the [ __ ] jail spot and be like okay i just can't roll a two a three a five a seven an eight or a nine that's hell i'm gonna try to roll you a three buddy thanks pal [ __ ] oh that was beautiful that's not good oh yeah all purges are you sure i have to bid one dollar that's amazing there you go all right i love it and that's how you do business you just said that and don't expect me [Applause] to give you any more handouts okay cause i was gonna let you pay for it and i was like i can give it to him cheaper lord knows i could have given to him cheaper here we go here we want to trade now no now i've got two monopolies oh well yeah but yeah [Music] [ __ ] five oh you've dodged it yet again no yeah you're a scandalous okay what do you mean i've dodged it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah do you want to trade no why trade because that's all that's left and dude dude i'm in an incredible position of power right now okay and you [ __ ] put me in a goddamn community chest and i swear to christ here goes a hundred dollars [Laughter] hey my god this game is really giving me the happy the happiest now not treating you bad anymore huh it's won me 400 bucks in the last oh god no doubles i want to stop rolling please uh-oh four oh oh oh [ __ ] man it's mine it's sure oh it's yours oh it's mine [ __ ] st charles for [ __ ] sake saint charles that's like your crack safe house jesus [ __ ] you sploosh that's what i like to see is it what you like to see go [ __ ] yourself my god aaron yeah you know what if you had a monopoly on there you would have made 70 bucks really you didn't make anything because it's mortgaged so congratulations but it would have been mortgaged anyway yeah but you could have unmortgaged it on that term i don't know i mean if a series of other events also god go [ __ ] right off man this game is so [ __ ] cruel how the [ __ ] i was in such good position and just you just saw i landed on yellow i gave i gave that to you yes i know i pressed the a button oh my god just don't roll a two for dad two please just adjust that sweet sexy too [ __ ] i don't care i don't even care about living anymore i know it's your railroad too would have been mine if we kept that trade going i know 10. saint [ __ ] charles what a goddamn surprise amazing but you [ __ ] make your safe phone call on your burner this game is such a friendship ender i guess i'd better buy another house so fortunate count my blessings every day seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven oh come on oh come on thank god just set sail for safety [Laughter] honey the landlord's here we resolded the lawn and a boat drove over oh one of the yellows which one um this one no you never land on that one that one yeah that's how we [ __ ] over our friends so cool astonishing so awesome sometimes bad things happen yeah yeah yeah sometimes bad things happen like you get in that job like you answering that voice 123 ad home monopoly that'll be a big payment i even sag you idiots that should buy you some time oh my god i don't have enough oh my god what the hell i don't have enough oh my god i sold 200 worth of property you [ __ ] ass oh are you not gonna buy anything no i have to save my money in case i land on that [ __ ] all right seven seven seven seven oh maybe [ __ ] you don't even with eight [Laughter] free parking free parking why did i build my properties next to free parking i could be extorting for parking but there's a [ __ ] free lot next to it holy [ __ ] yeah roll again i i wish it wasn't a dog you want to buy stuff no are you sure yeah because i could still end up in jail i know i'm all right [ __ ] me mom like an idiot [Laughter] and fill me up with your seed baby and i get to roll again what an opportunity what a price to pay [Laughter] oh my god that's not a double okay six i'll take it sweet you have to visit your criminal friends in jail i'm not a criminal just collecting rent yeah you're just on vacation a lot stay in number places oh my god dude that's amazing don't even [ __ ] hear me every time like like like scoob i mean on some level you have to see the humor in this of course it's hilarious none of this matters none of it not a single i hope you enjoy your two dollars you [ __ ] con artists [Music] goddamn slumlord oh my god i have a slob lord that's it that's it aaron it has been such a pleasure yeah has it it's been amazing two hours two hours of our lives well i'm glad yeah i'm glad for you i i am gonna hug you in real life as soon as we're done recording it's fine it doesn't affect me in real life i know i know but i feel like i should hug you anyway just because our friendship went through something yeah no it's fine [Music] it's fine it's not a big deal aaron just kicked over the keyboard and the stool no it's no big deal and the mouse [Music] anyway wow what an adventure enjoy is it weird that the team that's not the game grumps is grumpo yeah confusing aaron and grumpo we're particularly changing our because we're the off-brand grumps oh okay that's how we're known that's awesome we're grumpy mega the rc cola yep yep okay rc cola is i think like the best soda it's not bad [ __ ] disgusting are you serious then we're like the diet grumps yeah we're like the uh or like the the rite aid brand doctor oh no piggly wiggly bro should we buy it what should we buy it you [ __ ] yeah we're gonna buy this for how to play my hobby really no no no thanks throw it take that gotcha i got extra points for knocking you over do you really yeah i don't know if that's correct no it's true what's that teaching kids uh i i blame the video games it's this monopoly game that the kids are playing bullying rules let's buy it bullying's the best uh as someone who is never bullied [Laughter] i can say bullying these teenagers and they're bowling and they're cheerleading uh ryan would you like to say the magic word to make the dice spin yes whoa dude wow yeah oh that's a nine wait did you not hold my you still got a nine it's fine no you didn't use friendship energy and that's why you landed on the friendship energy killer you landed on the curse [Laughter] well it looks like you landed on a property that we own i threw up a little no no no that's a purse you have to pay rent but you're paying 12 to us and we gain 12 so it's actually like a 24 net okay dan well uh i don't remember what i did i didn't know we were playing against mr business please let that be my new name mr dan mr business oh my god because in south carolina whenever you went into a smoke shop like we don't use the b word here yeah and it's like you have to say a water pipe yeah i mean like a water pipe we got thrown out the guy was like hey when you come back here don't use that word again and my friend was like do you mean [Laughter] it's like guys walking by hey have you seen the bong stone we're we're getting it fixed right now it says bomb no now we owe that money dan guess what i can do business too that's a net gain of 100 but i'm mr business no you're dirty oh my god if you're if we're the video game boy in mr business please please let that catch on they they need each other to survive mr business in the video like a 20s radio show it's the video game boy and mr business what the hell are video games mr business do you okay this is going to sound weird but if you took off a barbie's panties her pants her area sorry her pants her her uh her her her ass go ahead area you know how how the men say uh it had this weird design on it i don't know how to say it was like uh it was almost like it was engraved with this [ __ ] weird design like a floral like a floral print yeah i i seem to remember that i think she's supposed to be permanently wearing underwear no well that changed the the earlier barbies were fully nude yes how about ken they just put a [ __ ] on him yeah that would be awesome put like a big floppy dong on him like real like everything had a rubber and you could just flick it and go like he just had like a set of nuts but like no penis so he just had like a like a squishy little nut sack please don't ever use the phrase squishy little nut sack again i'm a squishy little nut sack [Laughter] warren has the last blue that you need well maybe we'll just quit suck it up maybe we'll quit our jobs find some new editors yeah you think so yep all right fine see if we care okay as long as the works gets done you know what i'm saying uh fine uh you'll miss what we bring to the table but that's fine what do you bring to the table other than uh mediocrity oh my god we purposely desync the audio and then we tell you that the hardware is wrong just to drive you [ __ ] if that was the case i would i would be like go [ __ ] yourself all right upload the wrong episode hey make sure this one's 10 minutes late altercation someone threw the dice too hard died hey get some get some spittle on me that was that was a real blessing it's holy water oh full moon dude hell yeah pull that card ryan building loan maturity yes what the [ __ ] sorry guys that just that only sounds like an occurrence where it's like you pull up to someone that's mad on the highway and that's what they're doing yeah just don't even know but it's best when it's like off mike too because it's like oh dead a lot of properties oh thank god not the railroad come the [ __ ] on dude it would have been so worse if it was one more we'll take that oh you guys we're up on our we're up on our throne you're doing awesome come christmas bonus time legitimately just like [ __ ] us out of bonuses am so [ __ ] epic aaron listen man yeah well go ahead lay upon me your wisdom i was just gonna say you win some you lose some but that's just life and i'll still be your friend no matter what it's easy for you to say as the winner you know man if you're gonna be if you're gonna be a big [ __ ] crybaby over this what you want me to edit it so you guys won [Laughter] oh cool we win and just everything goes to static just a close-up shot of your face dean's playing minecraft your problem is that you uh [Music] don't have enough uh you have too much money like what are you gonna do with it what are you gonna do with all that money what a problem let me buy some more napkins oh whoa hey congratulations twice you guys earned it but we have but [Laughter] i am i'm like i'm dehydrating over here from all the salt a little while ago during that dice roll aaron you took the lord's name in vain twice what did i say you said i don't want to say it you said jesus blank in christ and then you said god d it god did it and i would really appreciate you know maybe maybe god looked in the future saw that you said those words and he's like i'm going to make them lose because of that yeah that happens that's real uh you don't know it's not yeah you're right i don't [Laughter] sit back with my good friend ryan enjoying a little lacroix that's a three that's awesome get to land right on their property how much do you owe us like 20 bucks okay that's wow that was exactly right erin and back down to 69 my man 49 never mind everyone knows this is all a ruse and i actually have a lot of love and respect for you regardless of the outcome no aaron's actually mad and he's gonna fire me now yeah it's true but post that on the wiki matt was fired shortly after winning them okay i can't that's the event that's the thing in a tweet aaron said the events were unrelated what was called the monopoly event shortly after recording a let's play of monopoly with matt and ryan from the youtube channel supermega things went awry oh boy please be good please be good it's good yay our looks turning around daniel the daniel daniel vagina okay matt daniel have a vagina i really prefer mr business i'd really be that rather be the name man there's time for work and there's time for play you got a name for both you go that's why jail is such a big part of this game half the [ __ ] you're doing is really scuzzy and illegal monopolies are illegal can you [ __ ] believe this [ __ ] they get two hundred dollars and we gotta pay fifty dollars for some [ __ ] doctor [ __ ] what even happened and if we had socialized healthcare look at mr monopoly it's just like oh my colon man what happened to my hat where's your hat like at least they could tell us what happened it's like oh you came down with the gout 50 bucks yeah you came give us 50 by the way 50 is a co-pay with good health insurance oh i didn't mean to roll i meant to hey yay you owe us like six bucks no i'm gonna have to take some advil after that that was right for you that is outside i don't like losing money i am ringing the you know the brown note that was like the red note my eyes bleeding it could happen it could be wait when do you like [ __ ] yeah here wait let's buy one more house just in case they land on it because they're about to go through the oh they are right there yeah look at the fire that yeah gotta get that [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] [Laughter] this is like someone who's like horse broke their leg oh my god you got to be kidding me we're short eight dollars ryan said this is like someone whose horse broke their leg but they're out of bullets just watching that oh my god that's so [ __ ] up all right wow that's awesome sauce thank you oh great ryan we're over a thousand buddy now we are ryan we my good sir i just want the internet epic narwhals son and now we're going to jail all right yes yes 20. never mind it's mortgaged of course everything's mortgage dude i'm having the time of my life dude ryan and i are playing ponopoli over here oh man with a side of epic bacon this is brutal looks like i landed on it too what are you guys doing for bacon grumps this year [Laughter] we're gonna make some epic muffins dude xd dude waffles don't you mean carrots it's like you're going like in a racetrack [Laughter] just browsing like i can't have cheeseburger my uncle taught me to play there man and here we were both wearing diapers your time has come uh wearing diapers he was wearing the adult person i was wearing adult diapers as well when i met a real big stinky stupidly [Laughter] i made short stew ah cool it's doing my shorts never give up huh never surrender that's the voice we need in these hard times wow never give up never surrender just some like intern they got to do the voice like you do this one carl you got a nice voice right yeah she's like yeah oh well uh i'm glad you noticed nice dude well we can use that in post okay yeah can you just spread that over eight episodes every every time they roll it's like oh my god i have all the oranges wow dan you're really excited about this 30 seconds i guess you're you're you're predicting the future here buddy hey welcome back to game grumps i have all the oranges and we're on the startup screen but oranges oranges in this board game you get to use the gamepad as a device to roll the dice oh that's so good why are they roll the dice in quotes and play games to move ahead i mean that's what you're doing like i know that you're not i know that you're not rolling actual dice because it's a video game but then like you could put literally everything in quotes you're in for an island adventure quote unquote no we're sitting in a [ __ ] room in california all right well whatever we have been uh recording a lot of episodes in advance of that because we're gonna be away from los angeles and these are the last uh couple of episodes that we're gonna record before um what the hell is the name of it before we come like before we leave basically for a long time yeah so uh we were like why would we play some random stuff we should do monopoly and then and ruin our friendship right before we split look at all those unlockable treasures you could be a ghost a pumpkin a dick and balls it's the balloon that's too many balls what we all have three balls i would love it if that's the way it comes out that you have a superfluous third testicle i guess i'll be the roller skate because that's new oh it's an objective go to the turtle what go to the turtle take eight dice rolls to go around the board oh that's how you get them jump over a complete color how did we get this one i don't know all right all right [Laughter] what the [ __ ] is the claw it's a good thing it's a community chest i hope so advance to hot dogs or fast track ticket whichever is nearest we're gonna have to re-learn yeah i don't know if i know you may buy for the bank all right i'll do it what is hot dogs i don't know that's the weiner i was speaking of oh it's like utility okay yes i do want to buy it yes you got a mortgage on the hot dogs y'all never mortgaged by hot dogs you all right er yeah okay good ah free parking who cares free parking free parking who gives a fat [ __ ] you care because i care because you didn't land on anything i need proper tools give me the properties i don't like it i do look at all those props you have i'm a regular walt disney dude well roy disney rory disney was the money guy wall was the i wish i think you're thinking of roy rogers aaron my god embarrassing the [ __ ] is roy rogers oh i'm unclear the black flag tavern what the [ __ ] i hate i hate falling behind in monopoly like right at the beginning just such a shitty feeling but you still have a ton of money that's the thing is like now i could probably get really shitty rolls you oh you own all the properties aaron no i don't look at your [ __ ] tab i own like 20 of the properties oh cool you know what if if i'm in such a great position then let's just trade controllers okay i'll take over where you are yeah it's your turn yeah yeah i'm down are you really no of course i don't want to do that it's yours just take it it's yours uh how do i bid one dollar get a dollar there we go and then i'll build a dollar and you want it congratulations congratulations neato boy you got salty super fast well it's amazing well just in that situation i live in the moment you're winning by so much i know but and you're like just take all my money oh you son of a [ __ ] i will buy the atlantis food court now you're doing great you got two red properties you got [ __ ] the card that i need and i'll trade it two cards that i need yeah and i'll gladly trade them for it to you yeah for what a night with your wife i'm sorry i didn't mean that it's too real because i know your wife was just trying to do the robert [ __ ] what redford indecent proposal oh was that a real indecent proposal that was a huge hit movie oh was it yeah 100 100 1 million dollars for a night with your wife one hundred dollars for a night with your wife is [ __ ] up yeah sure take me out to dinner okay you know you just pay you kidding i can pay like my hbo bill uh bye okay things are looking a little more even now yeah see see it's true it's true you get to play again because you're all double oh my god i do [ __ ] fanciful nerd [Laughter] no this is bad i can't can i can't make anything yet right you're [ __ ] broke dude okay that's not true you could buy a house no i don't want to be that broke three bucks 150 bucks hey that's the matter you just roll the [ __ ] dice to get here for god [ __ ] oh shut up oh you landed on my hot dog bro [ __ ] ease on down onto that [ __ ] pay me 16 you [ __ ] just lower your butthole i need some of your strongest fortunes you can't handle my phone oh come on oh my god it's son of a [ __ ] you're a rascal fortune seller you're a rascal no oh god no i have a live hello railroad well you can't afford it no i cannot i can afford it that's bull hockey oh this rules too expensive time to auction that mine coaster is mine that's mine coaster um i'm gonna bid a dollar oh it's your turn to bid oh 100 suck my dick dude you're getting this for 140 asshat my god such a tool [Laughter] try to anticipate your opponent's moves how am i it's a dice roll go right to jail please go right to jail come on he's not that hot i'm sorry you're right i am oh my god i got second i'm a gold medal winner babe how many people were in that competition you can buy this property no it's going to be yours yes oh i'm so good aaron you don't have to [ __ ] celebrate every time something bad happens to me it's not something bad happening to you it's something great happening to me i can celebrate my victories you come off like a petty [ __ ] [ __ ] what do you mean it's a property for super cheap all right you gotta withdraw i do yes okay you mean i can't [ __ ] cheer when i get a 100 property for 140 bucks of course you can [ __ ] rules of course you can that's just my version of this game is [ __ ] we all have our version of that okay weird it's all you bud all right roll the dice i'm sorry for your loss i need the green property let's see i could get the green property i could get the brown property or i could get some more railroads okay or i could get yeah that's it green or brown that's it back we go i don't like this good luck whoa so far away well i feel the snake bite entered my veins i can't figure out how to do i'm sorry i'm trying a bunch of times i'm trying oh and turn it okay oh there we go oh god we're all broke dude i know i know i i need you to land on my my redness my sweet redness no you know i love landing on your redness um [Laughter] oh [ __ ] that's more than i thought yeah why'd you sound sad about that because i'm [ __ ] good dude because i'm epic you don't even understand how [ __ ] invested in this i am i know how invested you are dude i'm like what's his face roland emmerich no what the [ __ ] is this the investor guy ray ray romano no the [ __ ] investor guy what the hell's his name what's ice cream it's 200 bucks it's income tax oh no that's expensive i know it sucks i was gonna buy [ __ ] houses because you're right there this blows my [ __ ] god stick a tongue in it ah [ __ ] [Laughter] oh my god oh my god oh is it mortgaged what a quinky thing stop [ __ ] lying aaron i'm always lying oh my god oh my god okay take it take the free money you passed okay next time on game girl oh my god it's probably gonna be the finale of our friendship that's true too oh my god hello hey hello i'm excited to be here we're having a great time and your turn you dope you know the second i land on one of your brown hotels you're gonna your tune will change quickly it's gonna be a party in this room it's gonna be it's gonna be an edm blowout you're right anybody oh my god is that ice cream i'm gonna hang out in my hotel right now no it's not what it's ice cream it's ice cream that's amazing now is when i know you're truly angry because you didn't have you went beyond beyond you went beyond like a super anger right into like seething rage [Laughter] oh i'm pissed i [ __ ] love oh i'm pissed i love hanging out with you dude i really do i really do i love hanging out with you okay ain't nothing better yes no yes yes see there it is yes there it is oh [ __ ] yeah there it is oh yes oh my god that's not even that bad [Laughter] [Music] oh my god why don't you have more houses i don't know man you look really exhausted really really a lot i kicked the wall dude i saw that is your foot okay yeah no that was it was actually pretty fun okay but no man do i sell my railroad or my hot dog i have to sell them both don't i oh my railroad and my hot dogs imagine like a billionaire it's like oh no i have to sell my railroad and i have to sell my hot dog you have to sell hot dog two four or five two four or five roll it you [ __ ] what two four or five oh oh that was better than sex i was all excited [Music] oh your sex must be terrible i want to hit go this sucks i need money land on my properties okay here we go [ __ ] properties to earn money on i'm in jail this sucks all right son of a [ __ ] paying to get out of jail it's 50 damn dollars i need that to buy crack what do i need to avoid uh six and eight so five and five and seven yeah and eight would be bad too not five seven or eight please uh oh hey i passed go i can buy more properties i know isn't that awesome it is good it's so cool wow you were one of the funniest [ __ ] people i've ever known yo oh man uh that's oh wait what happened you just mortgaged your wait why no you sold a house no i don't want to sell a house you hit l [ __ ] all right sorry oh what the [ __ ] yeah all right well i lost 75 dollars for no reason [ __ ] man yeah i hate this game what the [ __ ] why does that one oh my god what i'm i'm so in angers oh because of the rolling yeah because that six turned into a six it was like facing up exactly the same way the one was oh yeah yeah yeah i'm just kidding [Laughter] toss the [ __ ] dice you boy that's a three squeezy [Laughter] god lord lord lord i've never since i'm newly a christian again what you you're not a you didn't just become a christian dude i told you i welcomed jesus back in my life after he let me miss that your [ __ ] that did not happen so jesus don't listen to him jesus said it out loud no you could rewind the episode and find it ah [ __ ] i don't believe in you anymore oh no never mind jesus is the mess okay failing me you're failing me buddy you're making me question things i don't know if you're really here he's managing his properties you want to prove to me that i should worship you then skip me over these red properties and make dan immediately go to the brown properties like three times in a row i'm gonna put a hotel there siri you're not jesus stop playing why are you [ __ ] lying why are you always lying oh my god stop [ __ ] lying all right i have 150 that's not even that's the blue it's like a thousand bucks if i land on it i'm dead good luck you bastard oh my god oh [ __ ] yes jesus is that what this is just you taking the lord's name in vain back and forth part of me was definitely hoping i'd land on your hotel just so just so it'd be over just the [ __ ] bullet in your brain yeah just that's uh that's exactly what i want oh no please don't be the thing don't be the bad one maybe be the thing oh well i can at this point now i can survive yes yes you can make it oh i landed on it no problem it's so easy see how easy that is that wasn't so hard well a delicious iced cream yeah it was great it tasted really good that my 200 ice cream wow you must ask for extra jimmies [Laughter] oh no oh how many how much do i owe you 9 25 [ __ ] that is such an inconvenient number that is an inconvenient truth no i don't want to get rid of railroad oh man i gotta [ __ ] sell one at hotels man [ __ ] you dude we're not friends anymore this is a [ __ ] war oh what should i do should it this is 450 and that one's 250. wow there you go congratulations you [ __ ] ate my cash you money you cookie monster but for money [Laughter] just eating money wildly oh my gosh all right 981 that did you're gonna resuscitate the board that did shift the power balance [ __ ] give me diarrhea or give me death wow oh that's not good that's not good oh no it is good go for [ __ ] sake [ __ ] give me a damn break yeah like a three like please just a three you have to go again roll a three for the love of [ __ ] god roll three please oh good it's like already settled by the first time oh god just let me die oh that might be it is that it i don't know i don't know i don't think that's it did you [ __ ] thread the needle again no that's it okay oh thank god jesus well congratulations dan thank you aaron congratulations to you too because we we definitely played past the point where it felt like either of us was a winner and we just got to a point in our lives where we're like oh yeah god just killed me oh man after that [ __ ] bloodletting where we just stared each other down [ __ ] bled out on the floor you finally mustered enough strength to stab me uh welcome back everybody [Laughter] how deep does the bit go was that the bad one was it the bad one i think it's the bad one the tax damn it oh yeah um ever you're still up 100 from landing on go wow you can [ __ ] suck a hot one dude like you're already so like aggressive and like i just don't love your tone sorry bro you're just gonna have to put up with it oh my god oh god that's a lot auction it mean auction auction it f you oh you son of a [ __ ] i will stab you in your heart i will bleed you dry now i'm actually starting to get worried i should have mortgaged something you should have just auctioned it so that i could have it that's a great plan aaron dang it and let it know your stupid stinky properties because your horse shits all over it pay me 16 of course i want to buy it i'm shooting diarrhea out of my ribs sorry i got all hot and bothered were you just so impressed by that lie yeah i was like comic genius oh it's chance ooh what could it be there's a chance it could suck you [ __ ] yourself no oh well you were lucky with those oh i like making money honey all right oh my my dad my dad knows me do you know my dad what is this oh it's my own chance you're sent to a glue factory i will trade you my yellow for your mortgage green it's a pretty even trade it is pretty even i'm not going to do it though what because you have more money which means you can put more awful stuff on it quickly no but i have to pay to get it unmortgaged oh that is true it's a thought let me think that one over okay that's that's a little bit better than the tripe you've offered me in the past get the rule again roll again don't roll that four how about a four no this is bad this is bad for me oh purchase it oh no oh no and i'll roll again you know it's legal to own a handgun in l.a oh my god those dice are hot oh three that's the luxury tax [ __ ] that's not good it's good for me yeah could have been worse ooh 53 bucks now we're cooking with gas really land on my railroads you [ __ ] ten i just did holy [ __ ] boy that is karma if ever i've seen it i hate it uh give me the six no that's not what i wanted i wanted a six what don't take your seven bucks or yeah six dollars good for you i'm gonna eat [ __ ] you cow [Laughter] so angry oh my god all right but i know the feeling i could i would completely feel the same way [Music] saying you [ __ ] garbage human being take that [ __ ] and get out of my sight it's it's so stressful playing against you because like you do all the [ __ ] talking of someone who's winning even when you're not winning yes oh no okay but i still like my heart still did the sinking thing good yeah that's what i wanted to do okay i wanted to evoke cortisol in your veins okay yeah you're never giving me that yellow what do you mean i'm never giving you that yellow have you i've offered you that yellow three times it's like the one property that i've offered you how do i mortgage this the god i got no chance now because you're not going to give me anything unless i [ __ ] fill you up with your seat baby that's how we shut your [ __ ] mouth you stupid ass who's saying that monopoly man no some dick it's probably marvin uh what else am i wasting my time without the veins in my forehead thickening [Laughter] community chess you've won a second prize in a beauty contest click 10 bucks oh thanks man [ __ ] rules feeling good about myself things are looking up for me play again dude i will give you um my two magentas if you give me [Music] the mortgage green same deal same deal as before you'll own that corner yes give me give me a couple turns what do you mean give me a couple turns cause i gotta see how the money goes the money's gonna go in your favor [ __ ] correct that's my point exactly all right 68 bucks plus the properties make it 200. 200 are you some kind of fool no i'd be a fool if i took 68. 120. no i'm not you're in no position to negotiate what do you mean i'm in no position to negotiate i'm in exactly the position to negotiate i'm negotiating with you right now and you were like maybe you're in a position to beg [Music] you're fine looks like you're not gonna make any money keep talking trash dude i'm your only lifeline goodness me you're gonna end up landing on something that's gonna give you a real hit [Music] i will give you yes the two magentas if you give me the green yes what do you think hit and turn please this is the chance for me to have the least amount of money why can't i roll more than three i've been on this side of the board for like eight turns damn roll the dice and don't offer anything i've got a deal for you just go oh my god driving me batty over here 250 last last chance last offer i'm gonna let it go by the wayside are you serious yeah you gonna pass up owning that corner of the board yeah hey does it get that's good for the moment yeah yeah because i can't own it if i don't have the money to like buy the properties on it well i mean and then i leave my soft sensitive balls exposed for you to kick me in them stop rolling threes that's like five in a row oh my god that's how i feel about the entire game i know how much is uh that guy's losing it on the organ dude what's even the point anymore like trade fun it is fun stop being a hecking landlord stop winning it's making me lose go to jail what the hell's the point of it all i'm just a turtle who keeps going to jail society never gives me a chance anymore the saddest episode of the wind in the willows [Music] going once you gotta withdrawal buddy do i the b button dang it oh yeah looks like i've got a property that's going to do [ __ ] jack dick for me nice here is the mother effing deal yes same deal but yeah i'll give you the blue as well i don't need more properties fine i well i don't have money to get you so what do i do a kiss on the cheek i know in the comments they're gonna be like dan's a [ __ ] [ __ ] but it's like what am i supposed to do man you're winning like a [ __ ] yeah just the roles went my way this time what do you think no like why why would i do that because it makes it more interesting for me okay you know what you're absolutely right um five more turns uh after the after i pass go again are you visiting al capone in jail to get more secrets about how to [ __ ] win the board you said i have no chance i'm just saying why don't i just give up in comparison to baltic versus park place in comparison oh my god all right look dan yeah let's make a deal here i feel like you're you're driving me nuts just [ __ ] all right no listen to me i'm 16 i'm not gonna make you like a bro thanks bro okay uh-huh what do you mean like a bro you owe that to me it's not a it's a bro rate it's just how it is this is pretty broly of me to just give you 18 all right yeah yes here we go that's a three that's visiting jail yeah in your face everyone i'm visiting jail hey at least i'm not gonna lose money conjugal visits blowing a dude [Laughter] that's what i love to do hey a property all right oh no that was my last chance aside from the orange it's not your last it's a [ __ ] my last chance stop fibbing i'm not fibbing you are one who fibs where do you think i'm trying to trick you no you're just you're just trying to elicit sympathy from the audience oh when i act like a petulant child yeah it always works i'm going to menage my properties menage a prop yes oh is it happening i'm gonna buy a house oh you're gonna buy what do you mean is it happening i thought you were gonna sell but why would you do that oh for a second i thought you were stupid and you forgot to play look at the i love the rabbit the way he like kind of looks back like don't don't look at me if it was chocolate you'd eat this head right off [Laughter] i mean i gotta get it or else you'll just get it at auction yeah yeah you did well you did well thank you 48 bucks huh yeah i know that's not enough how are you getting this [ __ ] problem how are you so lucky at monopoly every time you're lucky every time have i won a single monopoly yeah oh yeah one i think you've won multiple really oh yeah oh well i don't mind that everything's fine oh my god oh all right all right everybody welcome back i'm laughing about the fact that if the visit like if the positions were reversed you'd be like hey what's up everyone what's up out there lovely it's across the world baby and yeah and but now you're just like everyone is gone yeah but you it would be the exact same for you no no you know me i put i i do like the hello um actually that's not true there's been one or two times where i'm like i think my frustration with losing in game grumps is directly proportionable proportionable proportional to how many times you say yes when something goes your way i'm gonna drop a load of doo doo shut your [ __ ] trap you don't know anything about desperate times try owning a touring company during the course backstreet boys reunion tour suck my dick [ __ ] monopoly man please edit out that thing i said just just the words of it yeah yeah forget it two four or six would be amazing there's a four oh my god [Applause] yeah yeah and yet there's not nine dollars to be found let's do a trade okay i'll change it ten dollars for one dollar [Music] what a deal so i have zero dollars now oh my god that's great what a deal we can get out of jail for free [Laughter] i'll definitely use that i'll take it it's like the most pathetic saw movie ever [Laughter] trade proposal yeah you oh you want to trade what have i got that you want let's say felipe's oh god this appeals your gambling nature so much it's expensive no i'm gonna bid one dollar oh oh felipe's out now hmm well aaron we've done it yeah oh it's looking pretty nice right here oops all right you can have it for ah 189. yeah that's a that's a terrible deal everyone's still got more money than i do of course because you bought 200 worth of ice cream well it's not my fault i was forced to buy it mr lovey snacks like dumb kids they love the gourmet type you know yeah yeah like with the chocolate on the cone itself damn you kids they like it when it's got the jimmies on the cones too oh crap everybody's still in i'll go for ten i'm gonna have one dollar oh look at that it's flashing it's like this is too much for you 200 was the original are you insane it's you man oh boy boy it really messes with your head why did i think it was worth it at 255 but at 257 and i'm like whoa pump the brakes i don't care really i don't care i don't care i don't care really it's yours yeah all right congratulations okay damn it i could have had it [Laughter] what could that be it's your damn railroad again boy oh boy that's that's the railroad that everyone wants to party paying dividends man i could have had that for four hundred dollars of course i'd have 96 dollars now but [ __ ] yeah what do you want to do [Music] oh come on man what do you mean come on how you like that i love it oh god you freak how about this oh man that's 10 more dollars [Laughter] stop all right everybody welcome back hello okay so uh we've uh we've we've calmed down we all we we took a walk it was an emotional round of monopoly uh in yesterday's session i'm sure the the comment section was quite emotional too we made like a real life fight club just to just to get it out yep just to really we beat the [ __ ] out of jared leto because aaron said he wanted to destroy something beautiful yeah well not anymore i wanted to destroy a cult leader i guess because that's a thing now apparently what jared leto yeah he's a cult leader now say what he's got like an island where he he charges people to come and worship him and then they do a 30 seconds to mars concert and then uh and then there's like the ultra package where you get to like hang out with him one-on-one which means that he has sex with you and uh wow really and he wears like the white robes and he does like the sermons and stuff yeah man [Music] i don't know if that's true or not or if you're just making it up it's 100 true google jared leto colt who has the [ __ ] time because he he started cult i think literally on twitter he was like yeah it's a cult like wow i just don't get it man like like just doing grumps episodes is hard enough because then two bros two bros will end the game for me um one bros is ex is brosceptible one bro gives you a monopoly or two bros gives you a monopoly i mean the only monopoly of the game i'll take the bro move if you're still offering you are a piece of work all right all right deal scared everyone what do you think counter off oh don't give me a counteroffer 48 486 bucks whatever you know what counter offer split the difference that's 600 all right all right make it 800. yeah oh man look at all these places like people landed on stuff that i couldn't put houses on but you had to you had to rail me out of my red monopoly oh can i go back in time dude like everything you did in this game is coming home to roost it's amazing this is the clown parade does philippe not know what the hell is going on what are you doing man well what else is he gonna do drop dropping 344 bucks on clown parade why did he just bid a hundred when it was like way over a mandan's price range i don't know come on felipe your money is for us [Laughter] it belongs to me good luck jerk i can't tell what we need that's a pretty high number maybe that maybe that's it that's it dude that's it or is that did she thread the needle dude she did it she landed on your most expensive coffee yeah it's the clown parade it all comes full circle baby oh man that is so funny it's okay she's going she's just rolling yeah yeah she's just oh and she's out are you serious oh damn it good but that threads the needle no and she has hot dogs man this [ __ ] sucks uh okay i'll bid one dollar yeah and see just how willing you are to go through this of course i am no of course you are i'm not going to give it to you for a dollar all right wear that for a dollar enjoy your 79 entire [ __ ] utility structure [Applause] oh man we're having fun you have a green right i do so it would be awesome if you bought that because maybe i'll auction it [Music] why because maybe you won't maybe you won't bid me all the way too or you'll bid a little too high and then you'll get nervous what do you mean a little too high i have exactly the amount of money it costs oh well then keep bidding okay [Laughter] how do you like that love it look like that yeah it's yours fine i'll fine fine i'll take it fine you know what i'm happy are you yeah i'm thrilled i'm not i'm never trading you that green space oh yeah what if you were desperate well then yeah i'll do it if i'm desperate i'll do anything if i'm desperate uh i'll suck a dirty dick for ten dollars don't take that out you know what i'm i i regret saying that oh it was so close oh not that it was possible or anything oh man free parking is 500 bucks now yeah oh it's great so nervous sucks ass oh i only had to pay 100 [ __ ] oh aaron cash money cash monies and dan is about to roll inside oh it's a happy what happened what happened what's going on what's happening what happened did you have your your finger on enter or something no what the [ __ ] oh my god what happened bro i swear to god it all did that by itself what the [ __ ] i didn't touch a thing no no what the hell was that i don't know man i don't know i don't know well i guess we just put that at the end of the episode oh come on man i was i was winning i don't know what happened bro we can't go back no we can't oh god well looks like that was a one-off of monopoly yeah dude i don't even know what to call that yeah that's that's i don't know what happened some some button was like mashed or something no i mean i've got my controller right in my lap what's up maybe the keyboard no the keyboard is also sitting on my lap away from the controller wow what the [ __ ] dude that was [ __ ] up yeah i'll bet one down i too will bid one dollar high money rollers all right ten dollars you you know you're only bidding one dollar one dollar yeah me too dang it bonito one dollar same bonito's out dude all right it's yours all right cool you sure about that [ __ ] that oh i'm like on cocaine in 1984 on wall street over here i'm in man you're kind of being an [ __ ] now well i mean it's [ __ ] cursor over the 100 [Laughter] oh boy just buy it benito don't auction it oh my god he's actually good here we go here we go oh hey man that was me oh oh sorry sorry sorry [ __ ] screwing up my game here well you know you're going for more than a hundred oh man no what the [ __ ] you doing why did you just buy it uh yeah i'll withdraw actually oh my god come on [Music] [Laughter] oh my god i got it you got it of course you got it what'd you expect uh nope all right is she going for it i don't know that's kavina's call oh she's all right all right like well i guess she figures she can trade with benito for three ham sandwiches in a bowling ball [Laughter] roll them dice baby i love bowling balls that's a free is there anything built up 300 dollars oh boo okay that sucks wow this is sucks fuckabina this game sucks who cares i don't know she's going to jail it's a nine you oh god oh is that the bad one i think that's the bad one oh no oh no it's the bad one i know [ __ ] you game you suck my dick [Laughter] [ __ ] sucks oh god no it's that's the worst one it could have been yeah it's actually the worst one that's the worst one cool well 120 bucks yeah ain't no big thing for me mr moneybags over here i'll withdraw okay thereby placing the impetus on you to keep bonito from having a monopoly what bonito what congratulations benito you dumb bastard what are you doing man oh no she's trading with benito and you know he's going to oh no oh of course he's going to accept he loves deals no bonito what are you doing bonito you've signed my death warrant i don't know how we're going to defeat this monster this beast yeah okay uh control yes control yes control yes it's not even close dude [Music] [Music] damn it i know it's brutal [ __ ] sucking [ __ ] suck [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] sucking [ __ ] dude i know i hate your love for putting ai on hard do we have a deal i accept oh good for you man why thank you for this beautiful bounty heck yeah okay i'm gonna repay the mortgage i got all his money out this money all right all right um i will go bankrupt cool yeah the best oh god all right well that's it for me and my two dollars go to covina well i don't think this is gonna end well blood sucking leech but yeah at least there's a at least there's a chance oh that that's income tax yay no it's not no it's not it's a monopoly give me that [ __ ] three give me that four or five baby four or five four five [ __ ] oh sweet the most valuable of my properties ten bucks [Laughter] forget the ten dollars i so let's have a good time on billion road um we we we played maybe like 30 seconds of this off camera uh i didn't get it but it'll be fine it'll be fine we'll figure it out sure are we okay are we to go down because i think we're going the wrong way okay cool that's fine i'm getting that sense aren't you yes i i i lost money and went the wrong way so that's great [Laughter] all my properties will mature god he's right there oh yeah [ __ ] [Laughter] it's very true well i can't wait for dead boy to suck more of my [ __ ] life savings boy dead boy is brutal oh what the [ __ ] give me something good man oh great yeah that'll float me oh dude bro i just they're really ha hounded me to pay him back oh come on i have to give it the [ __ ] spoiled kid oh it's 20 million [Laughter] the [ __ ] dude you don't know any properties what does that mean i guess i'm just in the bread right now okay i got one color oh maybe i think it said the dinosaur just follows whoever's farthest oh really from the goal yeah [Music] do i get the mermaid now oh it's that boy oh god no oh oh no no [ __ ] you dead boy let's do more than a one please okay thank you all right two three five i had the plus i landed on plus hey all right that's not nearly as much as deadpool is going to take from you oh dead boy oh my god dead boy is absolutely the diddle kid of this game oh i'm gonna take your money i gave you property you are losing your properties left and right and that is not yes i and all of it can be traced back to you [Music] since you brought it up oh spoiled kid hey good for him good for you yeah gotta feel happy for him aaron you're over a billion yeah what the [ __ ] when did that happen yeah uh when you took all my money that's yeah okay [Laughter] dude [ __ ] spoiled kid looking like bitcoin right yeah really spoiled kid with that v-shape recovery just gonna take a five uh-huh uh-huh i think this is where i have to hoof it in the [ __ ] you okay eh he's gonna start a rampage aaron oh so i guess that's what your monster's attacks are your monsters like fight them oh wow that's a that's a real turn of events yeah so do we need to pick up monsters now that can fight is that the goal i don't know what is happening will you send your monster into attack what does that mean no i i guess can i send dead boy happy valentine isn't it called white i would not want to be eating whatever he's putting in his mouth right now it's a chocolate-covered banana i'll bet it is he's like i love eating turds on a stick for the love aaron five five five five oh oh my god oh my god three fine i mean i'll whatever fine yeah good i'll roll the three next time fine just just go just move on just move on all that matters is if i roll the land on the thing everything else is pointless this is amazing i can certainly say well oh never mind large face man has something to say kamage nabayaki bukkaki oh boy oh boy all sorts of udon came together you never want to hear a [ __ ] came together this year delicious udon the line's so long that the sales team's jumping for joy oh okay money ninja got money the end oh [ __ ] off oh man a ghost took 40 million dollars now do you believe in ghosts stan if i yeah if i okay catchy if i ever get uh arrested for uh grand theft uh auto or something like that i'll just be like a ghost did it it was it was a spooky ghost that took 40 million dollars we missed you guys terribly man i know uh we miss you too it's been too long it's been too long i haven't even talked to dan in like six months no i mean who even are you uh i i when i when you came up on the discord call i had no idea who you were by the way three just like the holy trinity i just want to say that that's a lucky and holy number so that's a biblical number yeah cool well i'm very happy for you dan dan wouldn't understand ryan but i i get it personally i wha what uh what is the bible did you did you auction bible is a is a book written by one man but you're you're you're going for i don't know why yeah you got it but i gotta bet on this ryan what are you doing hold up i don't know how to back out of the okay hold up i'm gonna a hundred i think i accident i think i accidentally started an auction i didn't beat it and that is a power move immediately yeah 110 on a 60 property i'm gonna bid one i too will bid one dollar [Laughter] how do i bid oh i see i i'm gonna bid one one buck on that one okay boys i will purchase a property oh you got the oranges how exciting yeah how exciting for me oh very nice new york new york new york all right i'll buy it wow for even less than the crappy brown property at the beginning what a deal nice okay man oh sorry uh it you know what's funny to me though is that we beat you guys a monopoly and then not even a month later we weren't working for you anymore well that is true that is that is really true i will just i'll leave it at that yeah well if i mean technically you were the ones who came into our office and was like uh we're thinking of like like really focusing on our own channel right now so yeah you guys quit i don't want to say you guys beat us and then you quit i wouldn't i wouldn't it was a power that's one way to look at it definitely that's one way to look at it well that's weird because aaron made it so awkward after we won he made it so awkward wouldn't talk to us and coming into the office was was hell because it was just so weird there is a legitimate fan theory that we were fired because uh of the jokes we've been making about brent's smelly penis some people legitimately had this like theory that uh brent actually let us go because he was so upset with those jokes like watch this i'm gonna probably land on someone else's property hold up dude shut up you have two railroads i think i don't want to hear it i can't rule the world with two railroads holy [ __ ] okay now we got to start working together matt i don't i don't know oh god all right i guess all right you got to give me that red property so that we can get this show on the road are you sure yes i'm very sure but aaron if i give you the right if i give you the rep property then you're going to have a monopoly too then that's two monopolies and that doesn't look good for you and i matt that does not look good for soup for supermega as a whole no it doesn't how about this how about this aaron you did kind of cloud the issue there what like this this other this other guy's doing better than you i want to also do better than you hey don't don't criticize how i do my business i do my business very well thank you very much and i'm doing very well for myself who else has 970 dollars uh no one all right matt here we go listen listen to this trade all right aaron you told me you you aaron you forced me to invest in bitcoin and i've already lost a thousand dollars yeah well that's true what the [ __ ] yeah uh what do you mean let's go what's happening i need to survive uh the murderer's row that aaron is now building oh like ryan i gotta tell you i gotta tell you as tempting as it is to make extra cash on that railroad you may not be happy when you land on one of those properties i told you not to ryan i said don't do it hey you're talking to the railroad king i wouldn't talk to him with disrespect right now buddy matt if you land on one single of aaron's spaces you're [ __ ] and whose fault is that yours because you're still you're stealing money from them hold on let me just are you saying big businesses shouldn't be allowed to exist dan are you say are you saying that i don't have the right to make this cash matt did you just quietly shave 25 off of our agreed place oh sorry i forgot that there's 350 in my bed matt this is your opportunity i'm no i'm pressing the button it's not doing anything it's obviously we don't have enough to bid over 100. yep that would be it aaron as we said this is business yeah well you know easy come easy go congratulating ryan on making back almost half of the money that you've taken from him in our business relationship let's just say that what what would i have what what are you talking like what what are you talking about trading what what what what what do you have that i need you have nothing you have nothing i need to pay it one way or another it doesn't matter what you trade can i so if i just press end i i go bankrupt uh no it you'll have to sell a property there is a bankrupt button probably available right now but don't press it there is don't don't do that aaron doesn't want you to press it because all your properties will then go to ryan oh and it happened oh right oh my god oh baby [Applause] i i guys i didn't press the bankrupt button it timed out and did it for me i didn't press the [ __ ] button i was thinking about what to do and it didn't let's get to playing let's go cameron robbins oh my god when i'm when i'm feeling proud of myself i watch your compilations and and laugh upon my previous triumphs um thank you

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Length: 107min 35sec (6455 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 04 2022