Beating Mario Odyssey Exactly as Nintendo Intended

last monday we played super mario odyssey but we did everything wrong you know i'm sure nintendo looked at that run and they're like disgusting a lot of people in general have that same feeling towards speed runs they're using glitches i prefer a pure play through where you play the game so that's what we're doing today a system mode has a set of arrows that shows you exactly where to go in each kingdom so we're going to follow those arrows we're going to do all of the story we're not gonna do any big skip so we're gonna see how long it takes so let's get going we okay start there's the arrows there's arrow we gotta follow the arrows let's go okay we'll follow the arrows okay we gotta go this way okay uh-huh yeah i'm i'm doing what's intended and you know we can't skip the cutscenes either right we can't skip them it's intended wait oh my god i'm so so i messed up the run i skipped the first cutscene you guys the run is invalid we got to start a new one sorry this is a hard run to do man this first cut scene is long no not the hat it's gonna get zipped up oh now we're good to go so we're gonna go that way apparently so i looked around i followed the instruction okay i jumped this is good okay go straight oh wait straight and then you go 90 degrees 90 degrees and then you capture the frog good so now apparently we need to go down onto this platform onto this platform onto what are they expecting people to do here why it's so inefficient this is a hell it's just the way it is okay apparently i slide along the wall no no no no i'm trying to follow these arrows please and i will try to go fast still but to follow these arrows it's going to be a bit tricky you know oh wait okay go this way now go straight in no no no no skipping cutscenes can't do that there's a plus sign with skip yeah but they came obviously they didn't create the cutscenes just for them to be skipped right okay so that was um almost seven minutes of cap kingdom oh my god that's a lot of cutscenes it gives me an option i here we're gonna go this way okay goodness look the size that thing i'm looking okay okay i i imagine the arrows will point yeah now we'll go this way okay so they want us to go this way yeah we'll go through this checkpoint and then we should capture this guy now good all right that's intended that's intended oh does that mean i can't get you know what i think i can get this moon back here and i think i will reset what did i do i went off the path that's a secret in an area that is intended moons are intended to be found here's what we'll do in future kingdoms though i won't go off of the path until the path is gone because i think the path disappears once you have world peace in the kingdom but i think now that we have this done what's it saying you've done it now we have the multi-moon get the ship moving in no time let's see if we can okay it says throw him on the globe i have to do it i'm sorry it's i have to it's pointing me towards it the odyssey is restored awesome and that's this kingdom done okay select sand kingdom got it cappy how long has it been since i watched these cutscenes since my very first playthrough okay let's go let's follow this path i really don't know quite how assist mode works also what are we supposed to do here oh you're supposed to go around this way oh yeah i guess that makes sense that this is intended i'm going to be honest i don't think i've ever stood on these platforms in my entire life do the checkpoint get the moon excellent okay it says go here oh oh you have to get them in a certain order really wait wait wait okay gotta go get this one okay okay we're going this way now which way there must be one over here got it okay now we gotta go up i feel like you're taking intended too literally no no no the game tells you what's intended by pointing an arrow it's great we walked this way we walked this way we walked this way how do i get that way i mean i guess i have an idea and now we can get him um okay the arrow was pointing straight at it what else was i supposed to do it pretty clearly was pointing directly at that cactus they wanted me to hit it fortunately fast threats are intended so i can do this they did put them in the game for people to use them [Music] i got damaged damage is intended but not recommended oh wait okay wait do you follow the ice pillars oh that's i had never they expect me to follow the ice don't do xd i i think we might be able to do xd we'll see oh my god that was close i need to not skip those cutscenes yikes where a ring goal you take ring actually you know what i need to do this change plus disable all right we'll get that moon excellent do we have enough power moons if you want to check put me on the globe we got it gotta listen to cappy we just gotta sit here we know we don't have enough oh would you look at that we don't have enough wait oh oh what is this okay hi mario how princess oh yeah sure we'll buy a hint if they're not on the route we're gonna have to pay him to get moons okay overlooking the desert town and now we can leave you can select any checkpoint flag thank you let's leave it's gonna be so slow but you gotta listen to the arrows we're half an hour in and we're only done sand kingdom oh my lord oh we had a proverbial fork in the road which kingdom do you think bowser went to i guess it looks like lake kingdom is the one that okay we'll go to lake we'll go to lake okay where do we go get to go this is gonna be so painful because like we could just jump up and instantly go through but it's like the the arrows are telling me to go here we gotta do it okay where do we go where do we go oh no we go okay we go this way follow the coins what a path it's so long lake kingdom you can get to the boss right in like five seconds but with this route it's like just a snaking path all the way around fortunately it doesn't tell me how to do this fight the only thing i can't do is the fast threat where you ground pound through his body because this is all intended all right cappy oh my god we're probably not gonna have enough money to pay for all the moon so that's 500 per moon does it point at will we have to oh my god we're gonna have to go to the moon every time we're gonna have to go to the moon go back to him go to the moon go back to oh dear where do we go there's no arrow okay we go back to him okay we'll warp back all right no you really moon surely not how they meant it but they did look arrow better put it in the odyssey i i feel like kingdoms like this where there aren't many secret moons will take a while but there's going to be a lot of kingdoms where we can grab moons along the way for sure okay we are free to go now so now we can go to wooded kingdom yes wooded kingdom should be faster because there's a lot of secret moons along the way that we can grab talk to you oh god greens travel can answer my riddle um i bet it wants flowers let's go okay let's grab these coins grab those coins because apparently i'm going to need them we'll go up this way i'm trying to get any moons looks like this guy's intended this way oh yes we go into the maze we can actually get the secret moon okay because that's close enough to the line i think please tell me we can go up and get that moon i really hope we can get go up and get that no you're telling me i can't go up there that's not intended yet oh no wasn't it between this and any percent any percent cheats they use glitches and they don't play the game as nintendo intended and her speed run isn't legitimate unless you play the game the way the developers wanted you to play it it's the an intended path exactly okay so now oh god this is so painful you have to deposit the moons into the odyssey and then it tells you that it's not enough okay we'll talk to you and we do have more coins now i did collect some extra coins having trouble want to buy hint yes please be i think that's the rock yes that's the rock okay good that one isn't too bad and i expect the next one will be the rabbit that they try and make me get please be the rabbit yes it's the rabbit okay good and we're gone good stuff oh no there's bowser no bowser don't attack me please daddy bowser don't do it fortunately it doesn't seem like there's arrows in this boss site so that's good oh wait i can't do the fast rats i almost forgot we couldn't do the fast rats because it's like kind of glitchy i don't want to risk it where do we go cappy where do we go we're going this way all right sounds good cappy i'll listen to you no cappy it's a trap don't do it no don't don't tell me to go in this direction it's a trap oh god this is a speed run mario i was i gave you fair warning okay okay we'll go up here yep that's so cool the arrow shifts where are we going there's no arrow over my head we can go anywhere no arrows we're free done good stuff we're zooming dude okay let's go let's move along here yo diagonal walking not walking in a cardinal direction what is this you guys want to see something that's that's not intended that nintendo forgot about and never fixed they forgot to make the slope visible so i'm not gonna use that i'm gonna jump and dive there we go there we i fixed it guys don't worry i made sure i didn't do that make sure they hit all of the platforms go here and then just go straight up got it this feels wrong for a speed runner doesn't it though oh we're starting to fight and it doesn't give us erections so i can absolutely stomp this boss easy ko not a problem kick off the festival oh absolutely i'd love to participate mayor pauline off the rails don't you know it's time to wait well well i wait a minute sorry gotta take the carpet okay we'll walk through here speak and we need one more moon let's speak with this hint toad will buy a hint [Music] it's all the way over there okay good okay now we can leave snow intended actually isn't that bad because it'll allow us to get secret moons and we can go in any direction good okay oh we have to go clockwise around this interesting jump up on this to get that good we got one of the nice secret moons that was on the way oh god i can't see the arrows where am i supposed to go where do i need to okay there we go good figured it out oh wait what you gotta go over to this side okay that's whack i guess there's no other moon in this area then huh that's fine ah these these fast rats are intended i promise they added them to the game for a reason ow that blank was intended nintendo spaced it that way to screw me over they specifically to screw me over they must have changed at the most recent update and then it wants me to go down let's do it uh frick the plus button apparently is mandatory i gotta i my i turned off my plus button so i didn't accidentally skip any cutscenes i'm gonna change it to a button that i never use instead now we can use it but i have to really think about it and training is start the race okay plus button is intended they also intended me to win this race and absolutely destroy so that is what i plan on doing by jumping into first place immediately and just cruising on through 57. good and that's all the moves we needed for this kingdom we are we're zooming man we're going fast easy on to beach kingdom okay it looks like we need to go this way they just have arrows it looks like they got a little lazy with the arrows in this kingdom oh man i i have something that i want to share with you guys so occasionally uh before i make a video go live i have uh like my like mods or friends watch the video i'll be like what do you think of this is it good is the video good like do you enjoy it and um and they're like yeah and since they watch the video they're able to comment on it before it's live and so sometimes they comment on the video like really great video i liked it a lot and recently that happened with one of the videos where they commented on the video a day before it was live and because they commented on it and it seemed like it was so fast that it was before everyone else people thought it was a bot everyone was like shut up bot i was like what that's a living person come on i just don't know pepe laugh okay we're following the arrows they made me do it i had to walk on the lava i could see the arrow inside oh we go up this way okay we go around we go here excellent we got one more corking out of pop all right last cork boss fight starts time to take back the sparkling water how i like how they say take back the sparkling water like it's recoverable take back the sparkling water this dude just sucked it all up how do you take it back it's inside of his body you want him to puke out the sparkling water so you can drink it cappy time for the heimlich isn't it called didn't they rename it to the j-hook so people could remember how to do it easier i'm pretty sure they renamed it to the j-hook anybody ever have to do that the the the j-hook slash heimlich maneuver we'll have to try that section again i guess he just went through the wall that's not intended that's a glitch almost failed it because the dummy was too big you couldn't hold it yeah the thing that you don't realize is like i've had to do it once i've had to do it once in my life my my friend who was actually currently my roommate we were hanging out we were eating sushi and he took a big piece of sushi and just inhaled it literally stood up walked over to me and you just turned around and i was like okay something you don't realize until the situation is there is that when someone is choking they tense up a lot it is just a solid wall it was so hard to pull in because you're just you're tense you're choking you can't breathe don't go through the wall again please thank you good but yeah he's okay i'm trying to think if there's like ever any other like life-saving stuff that i had to do i mean as a kid i'm pretty sure i was pretty whiny i was i was a whiny kid and so whenever i'd be like oh it hurts sometimes my parents would just walk it off and i was fine because it wasn't anything serious but there was one time where it actually was serious it's at my grandparents house which is very far away and uh i woke up and my stomach hurt a little bit like my kind of lower part of my stomach i was like that's weird and i i got off by i walk around and it's like okay i think i'll be okay grandma was making breakfast and i was like yeah my stomach kind of hurts today and she was like oh my god we're going to the hospital right now like a okay and so we go in and uh and i get blood work done i get an ultrasound they're like oh oh yeah something's wrong here you appendicitis your appendix is about to explode and kill you like oh okay so we drove like two hours to the next biggest hospital and that night i had life-saving surgery but yeah i think that's like the only major surgery i've had speaking of surgery uh one of my roommates he has like a really messed up shoulder it like dislocates a bunch and he just had surgery for it when he came back he was just so loopy anesthesia is that the word i'm looking for i walk in and like check to see that he's in the living room he's like is is that tanner i love you tanner oh that's so wholesome then like a few hours later i was like how you feeling he was like pain all right and the two moods this just in ants is nearly dying is rough it is rough i mean here's the thing when i was in the hospital so i was in the hospital for three days right after my surgery ended it was like 3 a.m the nurses were like if you need anything at all just and you see us just say so and we'll get it for you do you want anything right now like we got like popsicles and stuff and i was like popsicle so like right after my surgery i had one of those popsicles which that that's a whole nother story i need to get into um regarding popsicles after this because my god they're messed up but here's the thing here's here's the question i have for popsicles popsicles are called different things in different places in australia depending on where you're from they're called either icy poles ice blocks or in some places in australia by jingo but the stick that goes into a popsicle is a popsicle stick right is the stick that goes into a by jingle a by jingle stick an icy pole do they just call them icy pull sticks cause that's just saying i see stick stick and also okay the place the place that calls them by jingos which i don't know what that means it's a place called townsville in queensland is that not the most generic place name you have ever heard townsville queensland i looked it up and it says jinglers so the sticks that go into by jingles are called jinglers what did you walk into um i don't know nothing any jinglers in chat watch powerpuff girls with you also speaking of powerpuff girls okay i have something from high school that that brought me back so they're made of sugar and spice and everything nice right that implies that sugar and spice aren't a part of everything that's nice right that's how you properly list patterns so if i say salt and pepper and spices like salt and pepper and spices makes you think okay spices don't include salt and pepper and make that's what it makes me think at least salted pepper on this pepper is a spice don't you do this is pepper a spice according to wikipedia black pepper is a flowering vine in the family piperaceae cultivated for its fruit known as a peppercorn which is usually dried and used as a spice used as a spice what even defines a spice here's the definition of spice an aromatic or pungent vegetable substance used to flavor food eg a plant that's used to flavor food wait a minute a vegetable subs that means a carrot could be a spice they're not aromatic i mean i can smell a carrot here's the definition of aromatic having a pleasant and distinctive smell i mean i could smell a carrot it's pleasant and it's distinctive what does a carrot smell like it smells like carrots it's very distinctive what about garlic garlic is a spice what about an onion onion is very similar to garlic onion powder is a thing exactly my thoughts yes ginger is a spice it's a root ah ginger is a root much like a carrot ginger powder is a thing well i can make carrot powder you want me to make some carrot powder carrot powdering wait do they sell carrot powder wait a minute carrot powder here's a summary from healthy canning carrot powder is made from pieces of carrot that have been dehydrated finally you can use it as you would a spice in cooking you can use it as a spice oh they want me to go up okay i guess i'll go up they never expressed that they wanted me to capture anything oh yo this is close enough that's totally close enough i can grab that it's just so obvious it's just sitting there waiting for us ow they put those there so i could hit them oh wait sorry i messed up i messed up i messed up on the run i messed up this is not intended oh no i need to die to get out of here let me out this is not intended this is it's not intended i'm sorry it's just it's not intended okay what's intended well it seems like they give you the option right but the right one is obviously topper we're on to the almost last boss fight um okay face first baby bloop what's that boss fight done okay we're ready to leave we can do the moon cave and i actually have to do the moon cave now where you go no it's over there where are you going mario he just wants to kick rocks okay i guess we're going this way all right just follow the path oh it's okay it was on the arrow the arrows are a lie they're chill they're good it'll be fine well let's do it we're actually not doing moon skip for once okay good oh yikes well let's do it again man this is a tough one okay let's get this one oh god how was i supposed to know where do we go where did we go oh there we go okay no the arrow don't trust this lies okay you go this way apparently this way no this way okay oh god [Laughter] oh no i need to look i need to look okay okay okay we made it through she's back what well that was easy quick quick i'm going quick i'm following your instructions as intended so after watching every cutscene in the game and playing through all of it should be a little under three hours it looks like cappy literally lets mario jump on him but cappy can't lift up mario for a brief moment dude you let mario bounce off of your head throughout the whole game cap this is this is just more more evidence to the theory that cappy is on bowser's side the whole time honestly i'm tempted to make a game theory video on my channel anyways last cut scene in the game all right there are arrows so we gotta go around this way i'm a little bit scared there's no arrows xd skip is intended there's arrows everywhere else it's intended baby let's finish the thing off now what order do we need to do the pillars in i'm not sure let's find out where do i go where do i go okay we go to this one looks like this one next good boom boom it says go straight line no turn around no this way okay okay come on you got this bowser you can do it we're going to the center now go bowser before the falls sub three hours let's go super mario odyssey but it's exactly as nintendo intended nintendo 2 hours 50 minutes and 11 seconds that's actually what faster than i thought i thought that was gonna take more time sub three you were here yup yup

Channel: SmallAnt

Views: 5,304,673

Keywords: mario, mario odyssey, speedrun, any%, smo, smallant1, super mario, super mario odyssey

Id: WoeCuZLJZoI

Length: 26min 38sec (1598 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 16 2021