BACK TO SATISFYING | PowerWash Simulator - Part 11

hello my name is markiplier and welcome back to one of the most satisfying games of all time power wash simulator there's been a number of updates because the last time that i played this was september of last year i think and also there's apparently multiplayer now so if i can somehow rope in bob and waiter sean or anyone else to play this with me i'll do that the mayor's mansion god that's not a lot of money is that even going to be worth it i guess it doesn't really matter what's worth it it just matters what i do and how i enjoy it look at that look at the handle look at the squeeze on that bad boy that's pretty cool i don't know how they've changed any of the um mechanics of soap or anything like that i'm just going to get into this because i do enjoy clothing i don't customize career mode mayor's mansion resume also they they had like some controls okay i'm done [Music] [Laughter] i guess i did it i'm the best that was very satisfying i supposed power washer i've just joined the traveling carnival pitching up at the recreation ground you may have seen us purchase a beautiful classic carousel but i'm worried about being outgunned by the owners of the bigger rides it's pretty filthy i was going to clean it up myself but then i thought hey what would happen if i gave her a deep clean and really made her pop who'd want to slowly slide down a grubby helter skelter when they can waltz around a pristine carousel right make her ping and we'll both clean up you'll arrive in a plane van right don't want the competition getting the same idea okay whatever man i'll do it oh [Music] okay oh god no damn it i didn't mean to start i didn't mean to start i don't even know wow r to rotate the nozzle i saw in the patch notes i saw that they put that in wait no i got to show you the patch notes because it's it's just like i know what they're trying to say here and um it's their fault not mine and they don't need to be sassy because i don't deserve that kind of sass tutorial pop-ups appear the first time you play in point nine and we hope it will help new players get the most out of the game the first time they play maybe some content creators won't be stuck realizing they can rotate their nozzles over multiple episodes it wasn't obvious why would i think that you could do that why would anybody think that you could do that it's obviously that wouldn't be the thing that it would be twitch nozzle um i really don't know how soap works properly here um multi-purpose cleaner stone cleaner plastic cleaner i don't even know what this is metal it's mostly metal but the middle ones are plastic so if i were to have none of these because using these are practically cheating and i stick with what i know let's try this all right how do i do aim mode jump dope love that show dirt okay that's also cheating aim mode ah oh i can finally stand still oh that's so nice cheating i would officially consider that to be cheating whoa uh let me not have this extender here we go well let me not have that extender at all there we go uh let me go ahead and do uh yield 15 degree and i'll focus on the top and the bottom first ah nah that ain't gonna work either i'll just uh i'll keep the old green and i'll just go for this maybe i'll do it in two blasts yeah i'll just do it in two blasts i see you couldn't do this couldn't do this uh kind of skilled cleansing if you were uh not aware of the mechanics of the game you don't need no tutorial to tell you how to turn a nozzle i wouldn't even need to turn the nozzle you don't need to turn a nozzle here i'm not bitter about it i'm not bitter about anything i'm not bitter about this or me or you or anybody anyway the one good thing about this game is that it leaves me an opportunity to talk about things since i haven't had a chance to do that it's kind of like a podcast i mean i imagine there's probably a good idea here to have a podcast based around just the co-op version of washing these various machines you just invite someone in and you're like let's talk about [ __ ] while we uh power wash something and honestly that might actually be a good idea for podcasts i'm laying copyright to that idea anyone that takes it you need to pay me money that's how that works uh so wow yeah it's been a while i am uh space is out space has been out for a while people have enjoyed that if you didn't know in space with markiplier is out and um you know now that people have gotten to see through part two and all of that is done it's it's crazy to think about and it's it's fitting i think to talk about it here because i kind of talked about the end of filming with the last time that i played this it's just one of those things where to look back and i was talking to that one i was just so happy of of being able to make something cool and now that it's actually out and i'm so proud of how it came out and i'm so proud of all the work that other people have put into it you know i'm able to say with full confidence that you know i really accomplished what i set out to do and and i'm so so damn proud of it it's one of those things i constantly say i look back at other projects that i've done and i can pick apart the problems that i didn't did uh with them but it's not like i'm not proud but this one is like man i really see how far i've come in terms of like a creator like someone who is able to turn uh their vision in their head into a reality which is all we really do is creators are artists or anything like it all boils down to being able to see something in your head and only exists in your head and putting it out into the world like that is that is what being an artist an animator anyone that like is a creator of things and stuff and putting their imagination on the world that that's what it's all about is getting that image out of your head and and videos and movies and tv shows are just one aspect of that but it's one of the most i think in any way cohesive methods of getting an imagination out of your head you know if if you have something that only you can see in your mind and you can turn it into a reality that's just a beautiful thing no matter what it is but for me having a video i see that you have commenced working that you are a pressure washer yeah kind of in the middle of a thought here kevin bernard okay whatever surely stacy doesn't theoristly think that cleaning your carousel will make it more practic attractive prospect than my towering health or skelter i don't know man what's a health or skelter what are you talking about anyway it's just it's wonderful i'm super happy with it and i'm so glad that so many of you enjoyed it and really took the message to heart and really enjoyed just the entire show of it because it's like it's massive and it's immense and there's so much fun to it uh but it's special to me because space is like special to me and this show was very special to me and it's probably the last youtube original to be made and um you know i'm glad that i was able to cap it off with that and now now i turn to kind of like whatever the hell the next thing is that i'm going to be doing uh which is which is bizarre for a while there even before it actually came out i was just thinking to myself oh my god what am i going to do next um and to be perfectly honest uh the the vast majority of it were probably oh something bigger something better and to be perfectly honest i i don't mind better but just bigger oh my god no god no way would i go for something bigger than what i just did with space um because that one was just way way way too big like pure and simple it was it was too big it was too big in a way that was i'm not just talking about the number of videos or anything but the idea was too grand um not even two grand like i'm i'm happy with how it came out i'm saying two grand to keep doing it's not the idea was too big it's too idea is too big for me who wants to do more things so uh the next few things that i'm going to be doing are actually going to be more contained uh more isolated ideas that have um more of a condensed angle to them and and i want to also kind of like pick up with where youtube originals left off and that i can help other people make things i can help other creators uh do stuff that they want to do because that's what that in my mind that's what youtube originals was all about and yes i'm going to be like kind of talking a little bit about the behind the scenes of making things with youtube originals and the flaws therein i did not experience much of them that other people did um you guys might have seen dan howell's video about working with youtube originals and and to be perfectly honest like it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows i was lucky because i had complete creative control with what i was doing other creators were not so lucky to have that and yes i am very grateful for my team that i worked with at youtube originals and i have nothing negative to say about them but i i do know that youtube and google as a whole is a big old corporation with objectives and whatnot and and ideals and goals and things that don't always uh don't always gel with what other people want to do in terms of um making content and especially when you're a creator and you you have like this chance to make something wonderful and and you know you know that you are the only one this vision but you don't necessarily know how this big filming thing works when you work with a professional crew and like in the in the traditionally established film industry of what it is it can be difficult to navigate but i have now navigated it i have now been through every process of filmmaking i have graduated from film school without ever actually going to film school i'm not saying film school is a waste but i have done trial by combat of film school to the point where i can confidently say i know pretty much everything that film school would ordinarily teach you and i have done that through creating and let me tell you there are some things that you should definitely should go to film school for if that is your objective because uh to be perfectly honest there a lot of it i had to learn on the fly from people that went to film school i'm not saying film school's useless but i now confidently say i know enough that i have an equivalent education that's what i'm saying is i'm not saying i'm better than anybody because i didn't go to film school or i know more than them i know as much as them and there are still some things that i'm lacking um but the basic principle what i want to say is i can teach others i i can teach others i can show other creators what they can do with their imagination and their vision and that's kind of like what i want to be i want to pick up with where youtube originals left off i want to i want to do this i want to help people make things because making things is kind of the most beautiful part of youtube is you get to put your imagination out there you get to take risks and do things and you and with technology these days like oh my god the the technology that you have at your fingertips is so much better than it was even when i started youtube 10 years ago which can seem like a lifetime ago and for some people i guess it is you know um but when it comes down to making things and learning all the things that i've learned in the 10 years and being able to leverage tools and stuff like that it's such an exciting time to make things and i want people to realize that just because youtube originals is gone does not mean that i'm going to give up on the idea that um other people can make things and creators can make things that are even better than what people make on tv even better than some movies that people make they can be made by individual creators and more people need to understand that more people need to realize that because there is so much so much an unbelievable amount of potential in people that exist there in the world you listening to this right now anybody that's watching my stuff needs to know there is no grand difference between you and the people that make [ __ ] in hollywood or india or korea or anything like that the difference is they learned enough to get there and if i can be a teacher for other people to make things and to realize what they can do and with way way way less of a budget than youtube originals was chucking around you can still execute really complex ideas it's just about taking the time to learn and plan and work and it's possible and i've like i've already got a few things underway and i'm just like wow i'm just super excited for it let me use the new look oh that's very nice you only use the new look mode uh that's wonderful i don't have to get dizzy going around everywhere oh that's so much nicer this is incredible i love this uh but yeah so i will oh i don't want to do that yet i will definitely be oh actually now would be a good time to turn this bad boy on now i could just stand here and look yeah let me just uh let me just blast this for a bit um that was quite nice yeah uh so i'm kind of free again there's so many things that i want to do and i want to be less afraid to talk about these things because that's been my life for so long is like oh i can't tell you about these secrets oh i can't tell you about all these incredible things that i want to do god i really just want to make power wash simulator like my monday video where i'm just able to talk about [ __ ] because i don't i don't often just talk i haven't done vlogs in a long long time and that's practically all this is i look at this as an excuse to be like here's the here's what's going on in my goddamn life i'm so tired of like being secretive there's so many things that i want to tell you that i'm working on and and plans and ambition what i'm going to be doing is uh in june you will see me in uh corridor cruise videos because i am going i have signed up to be corridor crews intern for a month and then we're gonna see where it goes from there but for literally all of june i'm going to go into the corridor crew office three times a week and i'm going to help them make videos because i can and because i want to learn because they are very good vfx people and vfx is not my strong suit but i want to learn these tools i want to learn unreal engine 5 because there's so much potential in what unreal engine 5 has to offer and in various gaming engines as well there's so much that it can do that we can all learn from i just realized that my my nozzle is not long enough to get the back wall so i've kind of been wasting this opportunity and honestly i should be using the green one and just like go at it segmented but yeah exactly i want to learn i still have so much to learn on youtube and i have so much to give back because apparently it was a surprise not to the corridor people but to a lot of people when i keep telling them that i wrote all of space myself i did i wrote an ungodly number of words something like 300 000 words total the script was 125 000 words it was all words but i wrote them myself and there was some duplication here and there but for the most part that was a lot of writing and to me it wasn't a surprise because of course i had to write it because i had to do it and and i want to i'm not a great writer but i know how to do the work you remember the unicornist video where uh it was very early on i kicked ethan in the balls but we were inflating those big things you look at that and that is a very pure example of what i'm like if there's a tough route but it'll get it done that's kind of just what i do if i just need to blow it up with the power of my lungs then i'm gonna blow it up with the power of my lungs if we are going to do a channel that requires us to do a video every single day while still running our own individual channels i mean [ __ ] man we're going to do it like that's that's just how i am and that's what i what i love about things and if the best way for me to learn and also get integrated into the wider youtube world which is something that i have not been a part of for a very long time because i have been so isolated and with kova did anything and also i've been like up in my own ass about being my own youtuber and trying to do things on my own that i've often forgotten that there are other youtubers out there i don't really know what the youtube landscape is outside of this i know this can seem very strange considering i am a very large youtuber i have many many subscribers my channel gets a lot of views but i talked about this with anthony padilla if you didn't see my video with him i also did a video with bro you know i like i've done tons of videos with other people lately because i don't know what's going on out there in the youtube world for a platform that i care about so much i know so little about what is actually happening here and so i want to change that i just do i really truly want to change uh this perception that i have about my place in in youtube's world i don't think of youtube as a competitive sphere there are many youtubers and many people out there watching this probably look at youtube as a competitive place i have never ever looked at it what please check your job planner as a matter of urgency what do you mean [Music] what what what do you mean why is that so scary what do you mean yes my helter sculptor is filthy don't text me about your health or skelter is there something creepy that goes on in the background of these videos because i feel i feel like something about this game is actually terrifying and i don't know what it is yes this will affect my performance oh are you talking about your penis i really don't want to hear about your penis now man i was saying something that was kind of important to me and i was like in the middle of some but now you got this yes the slide itself is beset with sticking spots which take considerable arm strength and willpower to get all right go on i'm listening i am listening what uh what do you have to say about this you have anything else is that all you were gonna say okay i guess he's done um but yeah if you watch the anthony padilla video among other things that i talk about it's like i there's so many things that i don't know is going on in the world but oh competitive i'd have never viewed youtube as a competitive platform where if someone else gains something you lose i have literally never looked at it that way i do not believe that's how it is i do not believe that the creative sphere on the internet is a competitive place where one person's gain is another person's loss that's what i mean by competitive you can be competitive like i don't know race to be the first to play a certain game or whatever but in all honesty i would much rather look at it as a collaborative place to see other people's creations because once you get past all these ideals and preconceived notions of like oh the numbers and stuff like that which i've left behind a long time ago and it was incredibly healthy for me to do that uh you start to realize that everyone has individual creativity and only the ideas that exist in your head are yours and how you execute upon those ideas will impact how people receive them and how people see it and how you view your own creative potential so no it's not a it's not a competitive platform the race is to the top i have nothing against people doing that either i don't care i did that one time i'm over it at this point in my life you know i have all these skills and i know there's so much potential out there and and it's dumb man i just want to talk to people about it i just want to talk to people about it this is why i shoot the [ __ ] about a platform that i really truly love and have not had a chance to properly articulate my love for but i will i'm going to i'm going to now because uh because i'm going to go crazy if i don't right i i haven't talked to you guys about anything that i've been doing in my life for so long for so long i do like a vlog update you know honestly i kind of want to make this my vlog series it's like uh some people do videos i mean not anymore but you know cs go surfing and [ __ ] like this this is my version of that because it's just incredibly satisfying just i love this this one's actually kind of nice just the way it kind of rotates itself but uh one would one might consider this to be cheating but uh thankfully i do not i haven't talked to you guys about like my recent things with adhd oh i was talking to my members so thank you again all the members for being a part of the channel um but i was talking to members and ever since i i've kind of been a little more open in talking about the fact that i have adhd some of you listening to this might find that as a bit of a surprise but i have adhd and if you've been listening to distractible which also is something that i recommend you listen to you might have heard my recent episode about my cvs escapades and how it's been very troublesome um but yeah i was talking to my members and they i was actually surprised by how many people were really interested in me talking about adhd more and more openly and what it's like my struggles with adhd the ways i address it and try to like counteract some of the more negative effects of adhd and stuff like that and i would love to be more open about it if you guys uh would like to and if you want to hear about my my recent adventures in trying to get a new prescription called the stars uh like prescribe to me and actually get it it's there's a very funny but also very frustrating story about my my uh my arguments with cvs if you were following me on twitter you might have seen a while back i publicly tweeted that was about getting this um but i'm happy to say it was it was just a matter of my local summary and now you go listen to the story if you want to listen to it but but in all honesty one of the biggest changes in my life that's really helped out is is getting this new medication and switching for my old one because i used to take adderall and just being able to sleep and you have no idea how much just being able to sleep has helped my mood and my mental faculties and my ability to concentrate among many other things like the medication's good and it helps me uh but in terms of just like these kind of like thoughts i've had about life and where i'm going on youtube and what i'm doing and and i don't have worries about i'm just like ooh what's next i definitely don't want to sequester myself away for four years to work on various projects one after another no but what is next you know what am i gonna do what am i gonna try to do what am i gonna accomplish you know i have ambitions i do i i've never stopped having ambitions just because i say youtube isn't a competitive sphere by default doesn't mean that i am not a competitive person i am actually an incredibly competitive person it's uh it's in many parts of uh who i am or based in my ability uh to channel [ __ ] you energy i really love [ __ ] you energy i love proven people wrong i love that [ __ ] um as much as i love helping people you know it's a it's a duality of me and um i wouldn't have it any other way but just like i want to be more open with it i wanna i have to god i have to be it's just i can't keep sprinting from one project to another i just can't because i then i like commit to something that's gonna take me two years and i i two years i can't tell you what i'm doing because it's all a big secret and then nothing comes out for a while and then you know videos will get scattered or whatever and but you know i've been super lucky in that you guys generally understand that if i am not talking it is because i am working on something pretty cool and then you will see the fruits of my labor when it is ready but i don't want to do that anymore i want to tell you guys about what i'm doing i want to want you guys to understand i want you to understand why i'm excited oh unfortunately as we were winding through wall of crete we encountered a group of monks walking against the traffic and i pressed the accelerator oh god you ran over a group of monks me my jeet kune do instructor always says in an emergency hit the nearest thing as hard as you can what do you mean what are you admitting to me right now did you just did you run over a group of monks kevin kevin did you run over a group of monks please kevin tell me you didn't run over a group of monks i have to clean the inside now why am wham i'll do the look mode oh that's much better and much less nauseating i bet for you guys wow look at that i just want to tell you guys about what's on my mind i wanna make a film i wanna make an actual like film film not for the sake of like oh i've always wanted to make a movie nah i wanna make a film because i wanna submit it to a film festival and be like see [ __ ] i can do this [ __ ] you have so many of my uh so many of my competitive [ __ ] you energy moments are from people in traditionally established medias thinking that we youtubers creators like us can't make [ __ ] as well as them it's like no we can make [ __ ] as well as you and better so i want to make a film festival movie i want to put in a film festival just to prove like hey hey guess what i'm better than you literally when i say that i'm like i'm a better person i am but it's just like i like i like harmless [ __ ] like that because who gives a [ __ ] what a lot of those people think some of them you know i like i've met i've met quite a few people in that world usually now i'm not talking about like the crew i'm talking about like think of like mega corporation style uh media executives that do all this stuff about like that make movies that suck because they have not a creative bone in their body you know that make these horrible business decisions to not put creative ideas out there you know there's a lot of that now that i can be like i can stand toe to toe with you guys and that's one of the reasons why i'm so happy about space is because it's like a showcase of like yeah i can do [ __ ] yeah oh yeah i can do really cool [ __ ] i can do like fantastical cool [ __ ] and if you're sleeping on the idea of like internet as a vehicle for your stuff and you're thinking in the same same stupid boxes you've been thinking of forever in terms of like how people watch stuff on the internet like how how people enjoy videos is like you're gonna miss out because there's people like me that are going to show you how it's done and they're gonna do it better and it's because i man i'm just in a position to be able to do that now and i want other youtubers to know like yeah you can do all of it you could do all of it and more so i want to make a film festival movie just to say [ __ ] you tall them kind of i know it's like a pissing contest like a dick measuring contest but at the same time it's like it wouldn't be that hard for me to do because i've done bigger more stuff i've done space that is a that is about six hours six hours and 50 something minutes of content that's more than a movie i know how long it took me to do that and there was so many vfx shots if i made a movie with like way less vfx shots i would be able to make it for way less money whale of like all of it i would be able to do so much for so much less in so much of a quicker time because i know what i'm capable of and i know the quality that'll come out of it i know these things i just know them and so because i know them i'm going to teach other people how to know them and and i hope none of you think that i'm speaking from a place of arrogance i can come across as egotistical and i'm sure and it doesn't bother me if you think that that's fine but i'm speaking and i hope you understand that i am speaking from experience now and that's what i can really say confidently is that like i do have experience i do know what i'm talking about i can do the things that i am saying i can put my money where my mouth is and like my god i am going to and i can make other youtubers not make them like i can show other youtubers exactly the same thing there is a way this is like my big ambition this is probably like my next big ambition is other youtubers is being like you can do it you got it buddy you can do it so i'm gonna again i'm gonna put my money where my mouth is in terms of that too and i'm going to show all of them that it can be fun at the same time because uh if you're not having fun like what is the point sorry i got a little heated about that i i didn't realize how passionate i was about this but this because i never had a chance to talk about any of it i just never have a chance to talk i just don't i don't know why but now i do i mean i always have i just for some reason and such especially like oh it's better if it's a secret it's better of a secret no it's better if people know about it that way they can see it they can see what's coming and i can still make it hype without it being super secretive but teach their own and i've tried that and i'm tired of it i'd rather i'd rather just tell you guys what's going on so you can be ready for it it seems to not spoil the surprise anyway because you seem to assume things that aren't even there no matter what i say no it's not honest it's starkiller at the end of space you idiots i'm never gonna forgive you guys for that i'm never going to forget i matpat too i couldn't believe it him too was also like what could that be no no you fool it could not be why he's dead he's d-e-d dead never coming back the whole point of unizanas would be missed if he ever came back therefore he is not ever going to come back because ethan and i have integrity unlike some people matthew patrick or should i say mac i'm sorry there's a lot of really talented people on youtube that's the craziest thing is like there's so many really talented people they don't even realize it but i will i'm going to exploit that not exploit for my own benefit i'm going to explain for their benefit i'm going to cherishably exploit people i'm gonna use them for their own good [Music] yeah do i seem evil is this is this how cults start okay anyway i'm gonna use people for their own good i'm going to hold their hand i wa amy once amy said as i was talking about this stuff baby said uh i am like the pi i'm gonna be like the pied piper of content i'm just gonna be like come with me and you'll see and i'm like that is a really good compliment i hope that someday i could be remembered as the pied piper of content that seems like a really nice nice way to be remembered you know a lot better ways there's a lot worse ways to be remembered as a youtuber you know when careers start to go downhill uh you know things can go awfully poorly for uh certain people as they start grasping to hold on to something and uh you know i'd like i'd rather my legacy be the pied piper of content if i could do that but also at the same time i have many ambitions for my own content of with which i shall show you guys in the very near future god i hope you like audio dramas i want to do i want to do my own uh not edge asleep but i want to do something in the same style of edge of sleep in terms of an audio show um because audio and not having to film it means that i can get a story out pretty quickly so i would love to do like a multi-episode um podcast story uh if you haven't listened to edge of sleep i recommend you would because season two got announced and is like actually happening i have no news on the tv show that's not me being secretive it's literally just like i have no news there is no news yet that i am legally allowed to share so uh in the meantime go listen to uh edge of sleep the podcast and then also be on the lookout for edge of sleep season 2 of the podcast as you wait for the tv show and if you didn't know yes we filmed a tv show last year in canada another one of the many secretive things that i just ran off into the sunset for and then suddenly came back from and then didn't know what ever heard anything about which is some a pattern that i'm kind of sick of at this point i'm really sick of going to do cool [ __ ] and then not say a goddamn thing about it that's what i am sick of so i'm going to change that hey 69 clean nice i don't know why i wasn't doing look mode god i keep forgetting about it i know it can be more nauseating but whatever whatever all right that's looking pretty good for now i need to wow look at you why would i place you why would i have any desired wait a minute huh what oh that's right i'm protecting uh my van or the identity because i can't tell people uh he doesn't want people to know what i'm doing but also i still think that there's something very shady going on in this game and they are not telling all the secrets that they should tell and there is a darkness within this place and it will be revealed at some point in the what are those are those eggs [Music] i don't know what those are i didn't like them though why is this area so big why is any part of this the way it is it doesn't have to be this way okay whatever it's probably fine i think i hope anyway back to cleaning the rest of this thing let me get this super long i can't wait to get that new hose it costs five thousand dollars though i think at one point i might have had money but i no longer have money so when uh money's not really my thing you know what i mean [Music] [Music] oh my god i've been silent for so long i don't know when i stopped talking i uh that's the thing about this game is like i'll just i'll completely get lost in the um the act of the wash and uh i don't know it's just something very soothing about it also i was literally like thinking more about this idea of like bringing people on uh to do like it doesn't have to be a podcast but if i was able to just do like more collaborations with other people and just i bring them on and literally my contingency for uh doing a video with me is you have to play power wash simulator with me and that way like we'll just load up a map and we'll we'll just cooperatively uh power wash and that's how i do it [ __ ] it i'll interview anybody i'll i'll make it like a talkie series i love talking everyone probably knows i like talking but uh if that's something that you guys would actually like to see let me know about that because um to be perfectly honest like the more i think about it it may not be like a forever thing but then again i am want to uh want w-o-n-t to um start things and then never finish it so uh it's not exactly out of character for me to do that so yeah what's the finish maybe i should just do it [ __ ] it you know what i'm gonna do it who would you like to see me uh interview quote unquote of of anyone doesn't have to be a youtuber just like anybody there's someone i could sit and chat with or maybe i should think about that because it's like i don't know it's cool who do i want to talk to it's not about you it's not about you you tell me whether you'd like to see it and then i'll just ignore your comments and decide whether whether i do it for myself how about that how's that sound like a deal does that sound like our normal arrangement [Music] [Music] finally starting to get these horse rods and those have been the biggest pain in the dick this whole entire time they just don't want to get clean okay that's looking pretty good 79 i think i got to get up on top of this bad boy now oh so let's try one of these maybe i could jump up on top of it if i need to oh right the twirly doo i forgot about the turbo jet not that i need it really not that i've ever liked it anyway it's like kind of i guess you know i could see the appeal of it i really can because it really gets in there and it really scrubs out the deep dirt that's really hard to get so maybe it'll save you a couple passes i don't know something about it just isn't as satisfying to me and that's the point of this game right you play it because it's satisfying you don't play it to win it getting clean the fastest i'm not here to speedrun even though i have tried although my shrew like reflexes save the lives of the monks my helter skelter fell off the toe and rolled oh okay i see i thought you killed a bunch of monks that were trying to cross the road that's what i did bad news it's covered in everything from tertiary chalk to permian mudstone right well that sounds like a you problem buddy what are you uh trying to talk to me about it for i can't help you see how is that any more satisfying than this getting these stripes of clean oh that's where the good stuff is love look mode love look mode glad thing they good glad thing they told me about it can you imagine if they didn't tell me about this ugh that would be their fault that would be their fault [Music] it is good for tickling these uh hard to reach spots element and it does look like i'm gucci gucci star gucci gucci gucci i do get a little impatient sometimes i will admit but that's why i play this game because it's a lesson in patience and even the most impatient people can learn a bit of patience that's what i've learned oh god i've been playing this a long time i always just get lost in the time vacuum when i play this always every time ha wow that's a perfect shadow but that's a good thing sometimes anyway uh why is it green i just noticed that it's kind of green oh god where did you find this thing how do these things in this town get so goddamn dirty they just shouldn't be able to be this dirty this shouldn't be a thing oh minecraft oof [Music] god i love the turbojet actually it does make life a lot easier but conditionally conditionally easier [Music] i can't really say that it's any better than the regular old turbojet [Music] [Music] oh i love the i actually didn't even notice that these were in sections like long tubes oh if i hadn't known that i would have been oh i would have been doing it by section oh that's okay it's fine i'm not bitter it's fine i know there's some spots also down inside that i probably missed but i'll get there eventually i still don't know what that weird message was about looking at my eye cleaning list because i don't even know what that is maybe because the developers didn't give me a tutorial button to teach me what it was but i'm gonna blame the developers no matter what so it doesn't matter what they say it's their fault they made the game they should know better they should know that someone like me was gonna come in here and wreck up the place they should know that i was gonna ruin everything they should know and it's their fault all right i think that's most of the top the cresting still needs some doing all of these crestings look like they need some doing um must have missed a spot towards the either the underside or like some other part that i'm not seeing oh i bet the top of that gold i bet yeah no uh there's some over there ah all right it's just a few spots here and there that i missed i probably need to bring this thing around to do that but let's see if i can get it from a distance because i'm lazy yeah it's not gonna happen get what we can i don't know if we're gonna be able to get any more grab ladder wham [Music] okay center pole frames center pole ring center pole topper easy peasy uh rings ah here we go just a few more to mop up here and then that's the end i know towards the end of this i kind of just like zoned out and started cleaning but that's kind of the beauty of the game isn't it [Music] oh boy look at me go i got a body now wow that's a longer time lapse too i'm flying [Laughter] my god that was fun carousel looks incredible the others are going to lose it when they see it i can practically smell all that hard cash in my hands already thanks so much you're welcome what's next clean the drill i'll save it i'll save it for now i want to see um real quick before i go i just kind of want to like know what ah no i need friends thank you everybody so much for watching if you do want to see these future things where i'm talking to other people and watching cars uh let me know i kind of am interested in seeing how that would be so thank you and as always i will see you in the next video oh before i go uh i did mention a lot of things i mentioned my videos with other youtubers i mentioned my podcast with bob and wade and tyler for go my favorite sports team i mentioned all in space with markiplier i don't have room in the description to put all those links but why not check them out on my channel on other people's channels just go and explore i'm going to be showing up in a lot of places that you might not expect very soon so thank you and as always i'll see you in the next one bye-bye [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

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Keywords: markiplier, markplier, markpler, mark fischbach, powerwash simulator, power wash, power washing videos, satisfying, satisfaction

Id: 7ax-ZW06kSk

Length: 44min 47sec (2687 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 13 2022