What the FRICK is going on with the new Cooking Mama

hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we're doing something a little bit different for the intro and then we'll go back to normal I know it seems weird we're not doing something a little bit different for a change we're just doing something normal um I may as well take these out I don't really need them I was just listening to some folk music to get me all riled up to do a video so today we are looking at a Cooking Mama cook stare and this game is a bit of an odd one to be honest with you although I know most games are probably running low on stock are running out of stock given the state of the world this game has also been removed from the Nintendo eShop which is immediately confusing because I had it on my little list to play when it came out for a video then I got to get it and no nothing nothing to be scene and there's been a lot of rumors about this game it's in a really really strange position right now so you can see here it's out of stock on Amazon and I looked around quite a bit for this and I couldn't find it anywhere except for Irish Game Stop where I got my hands in it I felt like I shouldn't open it I feel like it's gonna be a weird collector's item at this point but thinking back in it I should have gone to GameStop first because every time I go in there there is no one in there so they should surely have stock but yeah I finally found the game which is lucky because it's still not back on the Nintendo eShop at the moment there's been rumors as you can see on this article here that at the end the game was using the Nintendo switches to mine cryptocurrency so apparently that goes back to uh a company a planet digital Partners AKA Planet entertainment that claimed Cookie Mama cook style will be the first game to integrate blockchain technology on major consoles it is important to note that the developers said that this never actually happened bear in mind this whole thing should be taken green assault because it seems like a game of Chinese Whispers to be honest and you're getting your Chinese whisper from an Irishman who never leaves his house so bear that in mind but there is these rumors all floating around and it said that it was using the system to mine cryptocurrency and potentially hand dig your personal info as well as credit to cybersroom followed up by various different things like the press release describes it as having blockchain based DRM the headquarters of the Publishers a house in Connecticut and the switch Network traffic skyrockets battery life craters anything overheats in about half an hour which are all series issues now again we don't know if this is actually the truth it's a [ __ ] screenshot of a Discord conversation posted to Twitter so if that's where you get your news from then you must believe in a lot of wacky [ __ ] but in the end what it all seems to have a boil down to the owner of the rights to Cooking Mama and the people who made all the previous games licensed the game out to this other company so it says in this article office create the company behind the cooking Sim series says it canceled the switch game due to Quality concerns but the publisher Planet entertainment LLC went ahead and released it anyway and apparently the publisher has been promoting an upcoming unlicensed European release for Cooking Mama on the PS4 so this seems absolutely wild I think the only thing they're cooking up is a lawsuit to be honest but it's it's just a whole mess it is absolutely bizarre I don't think I've seen anything like this before but either way I think it's about time we jump in and take a look at the game itself I mean planet entertainment says themselves that a Cooking Mama fans have been very enthusiastic about cooking mama cook style including the many new features including God they like saying including vegetarian and unicorn food potluck party plus more so let's get started shall We Alright here we go I love how it says Cooking Mama limited trademarks are the properties of their respective owners it's like the equivalent of just uploading an episode of The Simpsons and then writing in the description this is protected under the fair use act this belongs to Fox blah blah blah I'm afraid the lawsuit is an open and shut case then there's nothing they can do let's go the hell is this rainbow grilled cheese somehow I managed to burn cereal so we'll see how this goes I'm sure the unicorns aren't picky anyway wait what am I doing oh okay I'm breading ah yes this is fun actually a full loaf of bread God damn this must be a hell of a sandwich Ready Get Set wait what am I doing what am I doing what I don't know what I did okay all right since when do you grate cheese too fast the game is saying I'm being too efficient for fact sake fact off in reality I know I'm doing great sorry that's wrongly say that like every video people have done on Cooking Mama peace up cake no that's cheese Mama dye the shredded cheese pressed the button when indicated watch out for distractions nothing could distract me honestly wait is that it is wait is that meant to be the distraction who is just dropping cheese in my way as I try and dye the shredded cheese spread it everywhere okay what am I spreading oh yes of course my rainbow cheese unicorns won't eat something unless it's colored In Rainbows whoa you are the real hero I don't know about that Mama I did cut up like an entire loaf of bread and apparently we're only using one slice wait what a medium what does that mean they're squish okay this seems way too complicated for what we're making like just get a George Foreman I wish George Foreman was here to guide us through this cooking process instead of cooking mama nothing no hope here oh my God yes that one that looks the most obnoxious thing ever oh even better Jesus wait what did she say for the gram there we go it could be the vacant surface of Mars for all I know look at that oh we can add a filter let's upload this and just say just got the news I'm pregnant I think it could pass for an ultrasound your East famous are you sure okay I posted to my Instagram and just had the caption as what do you think so we'll check in with that at the end and see what people think of my cooking oh look at all this all my friends are reacting to it I know you're lying to me though because I don't have any friends on my switch except for RT game crowd which oh damn it I wish I had no friends on my switch why are you yawning you're bored in my video [ __ ] off then don't give me that condescending smile that's right Burger turkey make Burger this is actually turned by the way that's my Switch Account move carefully like in general is that a threat is that because I threatened mama is that doing anything too slow I'm going nuts what the heated the Cabbage off the table then make up your mind you want it slower fast peel the potatoes okay great I should be good at this one it's like all the Irish do in our spare time okay what the hell is going on come on come on what is with the movement controls I'd sue them based on this alone I think you should have your own game I think so too and I know what I think would be better than yours I don't know think I'm going into this with a Prejudice given that everything we looked at and I it's annoying me oh homegrown Tomatoes Amazing do you want me to do it right or do you want me to do it fast I think she's trying to say do it right but I don't give a [ __ ] no oh oh my God Mom I'm sorry okay I'm just smashing all her machines there we go still got a smiley face she's sticking up her middle finger at me it's perfect Mama's impressed but then she says it's perfect for some reason maybe she's just Trend there's a lot of knives in this kitchen what is going on Cut okay there we go why am I cutting so many buns she loves wasting bread for some reason like I'm making one burger oh Jesus Christ she wants breadcrumbs so she's using a whole loaf again [Music] like there is no way it can flip off like that it's really aggravating eggs my specialty this is one I should actually be good at that looks great this one's even better [Music] sorry I'm hitting my mic mom I apologize all right looks like this recipe has not eggs all the eggs are on her face what are we making again I I a burger yeah we don't need eggs for that ground beef why would we just use beef we found on the ground oh what oh god I think I broke like all my fingernails there well it's a nail Burger now and do what what am I doing okay like meat is expensive why are you wasting all this money on meat you need it for your defense there we go finished okay I have an air fryer I know you don't need to give it this much attention did Mama just SMH me it's not too right to order takeout she said it's not too late to order takeout remember the order what oh I'm just supposed to follow along hey watch closely I'm more of a carnivore to tell you the truth what let me make my burger the way I want this what is her problem fine we'll make it your way boring come on you can do it I mean no I can't because you're making me watch you do it again for no reason wow great look at that see that look at that I know what I'm doing when it comes down to it the recipe may have been completely [ __ ] but it has been assembled correctly reminds me of Ikea all right let's try and take a picture that doesn't look like an ultrasound this time maybe if I could just hide the burger with fries then no one will notice how bad it is keep going keep going I need more keep going keep it coming keep it coming God I want fries now it's not too late to order takeout said Mama more more more I say too much awesome is it though yeah fancy seems right Shrek fries it is there you go why is there a night vision filter Sam Fisher eating fries POV why is this applied with motion controls what the hell all right this is me I'm sleepy because it's night vision but I'm eating fries don't forget to tag mama no no I don't think I will thank you I don't understand are my friends giving it multiple thumbs up or what what is happening okay those kind of pictures make you friends apparently oh yes a yellow apron that looks so good on Turk at the moment he just Cooks naked he likes when the oil splashes on him all right let's try potluck party this is their new game mode unfortunately it's two player and I don't have a player to it so I'll do it alone I don't need a preview we're ready here both of us are ready both my best friends oh Jesus Christ okay oh [ __ ] wait I think I might be holding the wrong controllers I swear it was egg okay that's this one what was it next pickle funniest [ __ ] I've ever seen great job I don't want to make burgers this is frustrating which is player one I I think it's this one what what I'm just really uncoordinated okay so you do this and then you do a bit of pounding then you do a bit of kneading then you do a bit of pounding this is fun yeah which is right this really doesn't seem like it needs two people if I'm honest with you like they're using one hand at a time anyway and most people not all but most have two hands I'm I'm done what the [ __ ] okay I don't understand it's some weird game of snake but if I got a burger like that I'd be so disappointed no it's not like snake actually I apologize it's like Tron that's what it's like God it sounds so unsettling what is happening now okay one is the Garlic who wants to kill himself and the other is Mama who really wants to kill God I'm good at this all right am I bad at this I don't know what I should be saying no I'm good at this this is so bizarre it's like I think a co-op version of this game could be really fun actually but it seems like they just put in Mario Party mini games without the party and they're not particularly the best mini games either but let's quickly look at that Instagram post from earlier and see what people say so we got delicious in this evil face incredible job very supportive Community Kevin is that a child or food okay it looks like the ultrasound thing isn't actually just something I pictured other people are seeing that too I love it it really captures your personality what listen here you little [ __ ] other than the fact it looks like dirt under a microscope I'm sure it's delicious how my mama used to make I'm so sorry for you you must be such a damaged human but we're gonna end it there I'm looking forward to seeing how this whole thing progresses um it is a bizarre bizarre situation in the meantime the game seems honestly more the same I get what people are saying when they're saying it's not the most polished thing like I felt the motion controls were a bit janky maybe it was just me I could very well be the problem here and it just didn't seem to really add anything but what do I know I'm not a cookie Mama fishing adult I'm good at a babysitting mama that's going to be the most used clip on my channel by fact by Fair kicking a baby all that was new it led to this it's just nice that it doesn't end with jail anyway I hope you enjoyed the video I hope you're staying safe out there and I do hope to see you next time I appreciate you watching but that's about it bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 13min 3sec (783 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 24 2020