This game got weird fast...

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and look i have a bone to pick with this game the name of this game is little big plan it makes no i can sense and it pees me off that doesn't sound right so over center myself but that really sounds nasty so let's build look at it it's trying to calm me down and everything freak you fricker but nonetheless let's play the game anyway my anger goes away like that most welcome in little big planet shut up there he goes again i'm angry again gasp in utter amazement oh i'm [ __ ] amazed all right that it's not working what do you mean a problem connecting what does zero mean oh i need to say a bad word oh this is gonna be fun if anyone just found my channel they're gonna think i'm like a gaming channel for kids but take one look at my sims series and you'll realize that's not the case at least i hope it's not the case because if any kids watch me they're gonna turn out to be monsters imagine me having a kid i'm gonna teach them the alphabet in colors blue green purple red and brown is so messed up okay i think the reason it's not working online is because it's still like updating so i'm gonna just hop in and single player and see what that's all about and then we can see what online has to offer finally a game that dumbs down everything i was always wondering what loading means when you visit little big planet you become your true and pure self oh jesus this planet's going to get destroyed all right let me play come on i'm ready to go and this is you no that's not me i was above 5 i'm the [ __ ] clown i've left the planet it turns out this planet is flat i just walk straight off it what's this button do oh it kills him okay i like that transporting oneself i have no interest in listening to you just back and running i run for my problems and right now my problem is you [Music] oh no this is what happens when i don't play the tutorial the game gets pissed off sorry the game gets peed off and pulls me into another dimension what the hell what are they doing to me i think they're making me into a mcnugget or something oh rats i'm still alive never mind welcome to [Applause] where the [ __ ] is strewn with circling clouds of imagination thanks i hate it can i leave i want to get started dude come on i'll skip there we go straightening everything out could you do my posture while you're at it i'd appreciate that thank you very much oh how i love the mountain air oh god oh no oh jesus i know this is supposed to be peaceful but it really feels like he's a serial killer chasing me and it's stressing me out oh good i'm dead at least the terror is over no no no no no i'm just running away from i'm just trying to escape this tutorial it's like a nightmare a tutorial is just chasing me god damn everything in this world looks like it's just having a horrible existence existence is pain wonderful work i knew you could do it thanks it's kind of easy when i'm motivated by the tutorial chasing me along i don't know how i'm pulling this my legs are just in the air it's like a glitch that would happen in a harry potter game or something oh my god this world is freaking terrifying honestly it's like a [ __ ] nightmare welcome to my airborne laboratory oh my god now i've been kidnapped this guy is something else i think i gotta make a disguise so he won't know it's me there we go and now he'll never recognize me hello poppy i'm just looking for a bit of cricket i don't know what that accent is but that's my disguised voice i'm just gonna make a sticker of me i wanted like a tribal sticker like the kind that you'd go into a tattoo parlor and it would be first in the book and you just go i want that one i wanted something super generic but this picture of me will do as well there we go it's like back in wanted posters or something sucks it blows it is the pump i don't like where this is going it sounds really wrong oh god no he knows it's me my disguise didn't work okay that's it i'm extremely peed off to the point where i'm actually going to go pee all right that's out of my system literally i'm ready to play again and i'm a much camera now you can't have too many pockets that's actually true i'm a big fan of having a lot of pockets the only thing is i hoard stuff in my pockets by accident i legit found a yogurt that i forgot about like from a week ago in one of my pockets before see how it's now in your hands that's poktec for you i'm practicing my swing trying to teach me how to play the game that's the paddling oh if only daddy were here don't witness it you want daddy to witness you using the pumpinator i really don't like where this is going jolly good he says i [ __ ] kill myself you know what the feeling is mutual buddy the scholars of the omniverse have forever debated what the most satisfying feelings in existence are i'm sure ending this tutorial would be the best one because i think the tutorial's sort of over i think this is just the story now you're screaming but honestly are you surprised your spaceship has a hat on the top of it like a little bowler head it can't be aerodynamic what a great victory for health look like he's checking out it's like why why do i look like this nana put the crazy crone who lives here i suspect to be the prophetic liberator of those diabolical denizens you must get up there and stop her no problem chief i got my cricket bat being evil that's a paddling the pumpinator doesn't just blow it could suck too did they know what they were doing like how that sounds all right line up that swing we're ready for a paddling let's get going we want to use the paddle and the pumpinator on you they're gonna be like oh no please don't use the paddle and bombinator on me what's that sound probably someone using the pumpinator on themselves oh whoops okay that's just suicide i tried to grab on but i forgot i had the pumpinator out okay this is like the ending of [ __ ] toy story 3. the true ending of toy story tree i should say where they just go into the incinerator and you end the movie that's canon in my mind [Music] i'm like i don't want these collectibles get them out of here pumpinator don't make me collect them get out of here i'm gonna level with you i don't really know what i'm doing half the time i just keep interacting with everything i see i keep trying to incinerate myself but the game keeps stopping me oh my god i was about to say you've bags under your eyes but i think your eyes are literally in bags i wouldn't but unfortunately for you you literally gave it an escape route here with your trap i'd make such a good evil villain i would have no escape no failed safes tripwires hooked up the shotguns okay uh i'd like an escape youtube commenters don't mind if i repeatedly explode cats over and over again by blowing them into fire do they no it's dogs they get upset with yeah cats are fine i think leave me alone yeah like this poor old woman just wants to be let alone with her cats i'm here ruining her day i'm the bad guy duh [Music] i even have my own bad guy music when i show up okay i take back what i said you're the bad guy okay no i'm the bad guy i'm literally cooking him okay he's dead i like her reaction is how dare you after i killed him you sir have been accused with murder how very dare you naughty naughty i'm standing there like a freaking badass i might have known this was something to do with you hit her with the paddle hit her with the paddlehead you can't tell a word this boy says he's tricked you i knew he was [ __ ] evil god whoever designed these characters was high as a kitten oh my god he's about to spill that tea it's about time that i spilled some tea on youtube she's like it's okay you didn't know what you were doing out there like i kind of had an inkling i didn't kind of have a feeling we were the bad guy there good thing i'm wearing my disguise all those wanted posters were up for a reason god what is he doing in there he's using the pumpinator on himself what have you done leading my newty astray don't blame me for your poor parenting he don't know no better you've got to save him from himself i like this ending though i like the fact that we all just die here and the world is consumed by evil in fact let's edit in a nice little ending for this game [Music] okay now that the story mode is over let's take a look at the online i've never gotten to do this oh genre perfect can we get dank meme please rpg what the hell asking to join new game leader something something please let me in yes they're letting me in thank you kick [ __ ] wait what the hell is that me am i an ant is this an rpg for ants ryan refused to let me join ryan why are you like this all right general killer this is my kind of person i think he ignored me oh for [ __ ] say come on someone please j diddy what why does everyone hate me it doesn't help that my playstation name is like zx no regrets xz come on darklore2019 a fellow exer in your name great yes someone finally let me in now i can finally socialize with someone hey guys my wife just left me ha ha what i need support not laughter oh i meant to put in dot dot dot but that face kind of works as well the first place i thought to come to oh his little big planet okay this is me flying apparently but i'm just kind of stuck in the floor okay citizens i'm here to save you oh that's sanic that just walked by me okay i fell down an open manhole you know what these people don't care for me at all i'm just gonna kill myself oh god even this toxic waste doesn't kill me probably because i'm toxic myself i'm immune this is extremely bizarre i'm gonna just fly up until i break the game okay it's unbreakable even though one could argue that it may have been broken from the start i'm definitely making a glitch out of it but that's about it i don't like this level why did they let me join he wishes to follow me why all i did was join and say my wife left me super mario bros but it's in little big planet oh thank you for coming up with a title for me oh wait it's actually mario what the hell i thought i'd have my character it's a little bit janky like it's moving really oddly and strangely but what the hell how did someone do this oh my god this is insane how the hell did they make this i'm genuinely impressed it's starting to get over the fact my wife just left me i'm going to find you siren head show yourself oh it's siren head i've seen the gifts of this but i don't actually know what it is so maybe this will clarify for me it'll be good to know well it's already terrifying considering the birds fly like that omg i hear siren head is that a corpse jesus christ this game went from super mario to this this is [ __ ] terrifying but for all the wrong reasons what is going on i need to run to my car no i don't think i will i think i'll let it kill me there we go this game is weird i feel like i'm playing dreams all right one more spongebob deathrun that sounds like a [ __ ] nightmare this is a versus level play with other players i'd love to but people generally don't let me in their games so i'll just push spongebob in okay this isn't detron this is murder run i just murdered spongebob what the hell is going on patrick is also dead let me have another crack in that one okay what is happening oh jesus this is filthy should i get the pumpinator i don't let go of my legs i guess i'll just use my face's legs instead well patrick just got chopped in half this is bizarre i'd never looked at community made things and i'm kind of glad i didn't feel like i wasn't mature enough when i first got these games back on the playstation tree to handle this stuff all right you know what i'm gonna leave it there that was fantastic i thoroughly enjoyed every second of that especially you know the the corpse and the the cutting patrick star in half god i really didn't expect to be saying that sentence when i started playing little big planet well i hope you enjoyed the video i appreciate you watching as always folks if you want more of me i post every single [ __ ] day and i also stream five times a week if you want to check out my stream in the description but yeah we're going to leave it there i hope you enjoyed appreciate you as i said earlier and i hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 489,543

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Id: LzFOr1zt39A

Length: 13min 15sec (795 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 14 2020