Asmongold's Second Mediashare Stream - Reacting to Random Videos From Viewers

okay here we go blood-borne yeah yeah sorry guys that's a spoiler I didn't even know that was gonna happen I guess now I'll be able to beat that boss on my first try and let me yeah let me try and do the link here that's it that's that's the whole thing damn all right boys yo y'all thanks for that okay yeah there's the link the link should work right there Oh Oh watch your three oh boy dude this is it these guys tweeted at me by the way so the path of exile I seen this one before by order of the Emperor Miss Ghana for the murder of the wounded including cannibalism you I hereby sentenced to death by hanging oh this is the first time man like I actually got really hyped up over this I wanted to play this game straight up don't meddle take the reward and let's go [Music] I'm not sure it's all funked tougher than yours that's certain evil is he a big [ __ ] liar no greater middling the deep teacher of 20 the definitions are yeah if I'm to choose between one evil and another just make it quick let me just turn down the desktop audio and I think that onset okay that should fix it indirectly whose rise okay that's everybody that's good okay awesome I like that dude space except for the fact that it kinda reminds me of my own isn't that guy like 90 years old or something like that - he's way old [Music] what a [ __ ] game we are gonna play that on stream I thought you died if you get hung how is he I guess maybe I don't know I don't really spend a lot of time hanging people so I don't really know exactly how this is supposed to work it's like every single picture and video I see of Russia it just looks like the scuffed USA everybody's wearing track suits and everything like that somebody legitimately donate Elvis why are my parents so excited about Elvis this guy [ __ ] still better than most music nowadays good enough it's stupid that's like the crab one except for those are people and they're jumping all at the same time that's impressive I like that the Giant Schnauzer was developed to be an alert vigorous versatile and intelligent monkey the Giant Schnauzer should closely resemble the standard and miniatures mousers the Giant Schnauzer is not a giant but he is the largest of the schnauzers standing twenty seven and a half inches at the withers the giant schnauzers coat requires personal grooming at least twenty cut his own hair grooming in between the Giant Schnauzer is very good that was pretty good I didn't hate that that was good where's the link to donate I put it in chat I'll maybe do it again there you go yeah that was kind of funny actually legitimately funny there anything weren't yeah okay everything should be can you pretend like you're Morgan Freeman coming to kill me that was actually good okay like I'll be honest like I can't do a Morgan Freeman impression that's better than ever I could fall I'll be I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this but I would be a bad parent if I didn't okay soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking why do you have to hate what you don't understand I don't I meant yes yeah I hate soccer too Keeney the hills one of my favorite shows whenever they took it off Netflix I was very upset you don't know [ __ ] yo yeah yeah right three editor last one three editin like I mean come on look there you got the lip-syncing down that was good enough hey everybody I'm here with my good friend Inspector Gadget I'm better than you are so I should do the review okay all right well Inspector Gadget is gonna do the review you always know it's gonna be a quality thing whenever you have a person interacting with an animator you're in do you have that game oh yeah penny that's an animation who cares let's play money crap if it's anime its animation I have minecraft oh of course let's interacting with things that aren't real in Minecraft oh yeah name a better couple Oh mine crap I cannot wait to play Minecraft do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecraft I love building bricks with Minecraft building bricks with Minecraft is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing it bro dude if I was in third grade I would be saying that every day every day I would be laying down Wow this video takes me back dude CS 1.6 boys don't do what you are doing we're crazy back this is actually what he's saying I used to do the same thing actually I would beat the keyboard on my head until all the keys came out then I have to go collect them under my desk it was like a Zen thing like collecting all the keys okay indeed there are keys that geez love got his life well one Oh somebody had to skip it okay okay guys hopefully this one's going to wait it's not working again oh no are you serious are you serious let me go ahead let me go back okay let's go to the next one let me show video again hopefully this is gonna work I'm confused here guys why does nothing work like it says it should be showing on screen and it's not showing on screen click show on stream button twice I turned it up okay hopefully this next change alright this should be better okay sorry about that guys oh wait can I pause this real quick can we go ahead and take a second to say good job asmin gold there's a technical difficulty and it was solved how about that yeah thanks so somebody donated a train how much is that it's not just a train that's one of the fastest trains in the world it's still not as fast as an airplane who cares and they could just sped it up where if they're just playing the video at 2x think about that like a Lamborghini can drive so much faster than that and it can go at once like if I would Saturn light you can turn right to train that can only go so fed up look at the [ __ ] background dude it could be two separate frames I think that's part what it is you have two separate frames they're causing a snapping okay that was a lot like that somebody donated like $20 for that 20 cent in my name yes your name well whoever and yet when we went will reimburse us but then that's better than what I thought he was gonna say good job mods great job hey there demons it's me your boy whenever that [ __ ] thing came out every single person said that to me this is [ __ ] awesome that was really good that wow dude I love reverb that's impressive I should stream in at church let's go USA [Music] whoa Oh [Music] [Music] [Applause] this anime like [Music] like if there was ever an anime it was gonna follow speed racer' they should have this guy do the theme song for it oh yeah I thought it was good wait it's actually a NASCAR and we'll get the trains you need to realize that the trains will kill you okay I was there for this stream was this like oh look a need to make sure our dies and the way we do that is we don't get it by trains that's right okay so stay with me look at me raising money from chicken tenders Josh was there too yeah and I never get hit by trains I've literally never gotten hit by a train I wish you would yard do dozen of the best [ __ ] days man we used to run that [ __ ] every night every night Blackrock foundry green bro can I ask a question you just dig this isn't funny okay can I ask two questions you already did can I ask four questions he just did again when now all right the ending that was at least kind of clever okay yeah all right as I said if I was 11 I would hey this would be like a back and forth right oh wow that's sindragosa really didn't put a lot of effort into it okay Wow [Music] the first day that wall gone I saw that rat the dog which king screen I knew that [ __ ] was about to go down and I knew I was about to go to northrend kill a witch king I want to hear them we're now like a tool song whoa what is this you might wonder what is this like Oh Oh show I think it's time I told you a story so he said into some really really weird BDSM stuff like yes well it's nothing wrong with that dude no I didn't say there was I'm just saying it's what it is so there's vampires basically that's cool I always liked underworld to Kate Beckinsale was hot as [ __ ] I I got the the whole package so I already have that DLC so we can play that we never get to it yeah dude yeah do you well I'm muting wait he actually got something to play along with this look at the tie it's so short that's the worst part about this whole thing is the time he reminds me of Ronald McDonald [Music] that was scarier than the actual Joker I'm so glad I'm you to do no no I'm actually that set scares me okay Latinos vs. Donald Trump oh [ __ ] oh this is transformer strengthened by Michael Bay so look it was pity where did this foot come from [Music] [Music] Oh [Applause] [Music] this is what liberals really think [Music] well then one what happened after that did he did he play Donald Trump a song and Donald Trump put him through the wall or what this is so low quality I like it no no this is okay because this reminds me of back before you can make money on YouTube so nobody gave a [ __ ] about what they made and they would just put this together this is great I love it it's beautiful truly beautiful [Music] a little bit weird - that's alright oh [Music] it's good we got a little a featuring of Mannoroth there it's perfect that's all right it's old enough doesn't said I don't hate it as much ten hours version please relax kid it could have been a lot worse it could have been a lot worse any job don't pick on King oh what do you mean [Applause] if I laughed at that I would have got banned that's not funny yeah it can I can't laugh at that oh I have that Mouse we'll get that that means that I killed don't you know what it's just good wait a second when we go back with the temper minam how the [ __ ] did that happen okay sorry I don't know how it's got skipped there my bad about that guys we're good at least now I know it's just is this gonna work or not cuz this is also equally scuffed like I'm just guys give me a minute give me a minute we're gonna fix this right now okay now it should show on stream okay all right we're back at it hopefully it's just all right hiding the video showing the video you know well can I at least go past this part oh it is it's just awfully good I don't Walker up Wow let's just play this one right now no this one isn't playing wait okay I'm pausing it showing it on stream okay here we go but why someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country because you'd be in jail maybe it's just a bad video you know well I don't know like the video it like it will just legitimately not play like I'm trying to click play on it it won't work well maybe a keylogger all right we're good we're good oh oh we're good okay okay hear what the boss all right maybe I had to play another one all right regardless of outcome they will know that we fought with honor that we fought for the freedom and world first which king I remember I'll watch this on stream the other day I'm [ __ ] lobsters with you I just was the best video best world first remember heroes beer is your greatest enemy foul balls and your soul will shine brighter than a thousand suns well then do they kill it or not nope they're leaving us on a cliffhanger here it's like the start of the show by me do they kill it I mean like how we ever do it they don't kill it that's too bad I mean you know they're doing their best I guess is the next one gonna work here let's see okay let's play the next one you know it's just anonymous you better give me another five dollars who's playing your video twice because you'd be in jail that was probably that was probably the best like just like.he out of [ __ ] nowhere man and you never gonna sleep after that yeah she had nothing to [ __ ] say what the [ __ ] they're just glad he's not doing drugs that's all they're like oh I don't know if I can do that myself that's actually pretty good I should wear those baggage from my own stream [Music] now to do the smashing I want something I have to do this my fire [Music] [ __ ] Jesus Christ okay let's take a breather guys just a minute let me get some water holy [ __ ] haha go for the [ __ ] throat yes dude the cat is so mad dude that cats doing the Lord's work that's the last person that we need to Center person playing call of duty oh my god he didn't die man if the cat was probably just licking his throat is happy it's like man I'm so happy you got that ps4 Call of Duty bundle it's so great I'm so happy I'm gonna lick your ear [Music] [Music] playing that one again nope we're playing that one again I told you oh yeah a crab swarm I told you no way dude no [ __ ] way I want to play it again we have to watch I want to see it again one more time it looks like it looks like hamburger meat bro it's at the mall burger meat what the [ __ ] dude that's why I'd never feel bad about people to eat crabs how does it how did crabs not take over the world there's so many of them no really I mean think about it this is a great song like you can say Nick and I'd agree with you on pretty much all but except for the soundtracks this music is great this is miss what [Music] it's mists of pandaria [Music] I know I'm confused too how the [ __ ] [Music] I just said I like something from mists of pandaria then ladies and gentlemen we got it's so good though like why does it have to be so good and be from mists of pandaria [Music] thanks to your money idiot like I really appreciate that I'm gonna take your money and I'm gonna donate that to never mind warming up cover all 9000 tastebud area tit warming up grabbing up that top comb that cream pure vanilla sweeteners this they use a gold spoon because gold doesn't taste like anything have you ever eaten gold [Music] I never seen this before [Music] let me guess that's a sci-fi show from 1970 right because the graphics are [ __ ] garbage no I want to think this is an elaborate joke but you'd have to spend like $100 lessons Rock yeah won't you should shut up dude terrible fate wait is this a commercial from my 2000 is it this is incredible Wow I really like this there's the dick boy from the beginning of the game [Music] put it on [ __ ] [Music] Wow this is making me think like what if they remade this game with these graphics dude holy [ __ ] oh my god [Music] Jesus twice as good Wow whoever made that I really hope they have a good job at animate had some animation studio similar that is [ __ ] incredible that was so wide that sounds like a kid remember you tell them you can't play fortnight North Korean let's go to Mount paektu that's where Kim Jong Un's since oh there he is what a surprise look it's just no I mean like whenever one of those like it was not racist I did with every single type of music like that he baited me there that was good [Music] I used I honestly like back in the pub G days I would I would watch a ninja all the time I love them I still watch the ninja sometimes I'm not even ashamed not today yeah really he's good a fortnight they keep your advertisement I remember whenever Mecca where's is a cool game I have I have one of them in super Nintendos really really fun is awesome and like honestly imagine a trailer about mechanized humanoid robots that shoot missiles at each other I'm not even trying I'm not even hyped like I'm legitimately not even hyped at all about this your walkway thinks of five sub brought Russia then like this is not even hike come on they didn't even use any michaelbay like camera tricks there's no weird noises going on like come on [Music] someone paid money for that by the way I can't do it right now I will after after this drink today so yeah it's that that was cool right the the thing where he killed the guys was cool but like I didn't really get hyped up about that either the [ __ ] gnome did the quick nose just out of nowhere man okay he doesn't own any of the clips not funny loud loud is funny dude and then they changed the color hunty roses welcome dude dude I love it put them down [Music] I've seen it I've seen it this is funny but I've seen it already I don't know why I've seen it but I have really how many more Yeahs dude that's funny [Music] this is kind of painful you know what I like it dude they shut down the club penguin right Jack zoos getting too racist what really yeah dude I can see why this is racist as fuk most of the link again s vignette the linker and someone link it in chat so we already both we're both okay yeah actually you know what all that people do a lot more yeah I put it back on I'll put back on just a little bit more though is this actually what Club Penguin was life that people do things like this yep so Club Penguin was full of racist penguins and they had to shut the whole thing I love you already oh dude I believe it's time to reconsider so [ __ ] it off Oh [Music] Wow is actually good walk with the half I cut $5 something else oh sorry [Applause] yeah dude [ __ ] ret pally dude that was a fanfiction obviously cuz everybody knows that if it was the actual game the DK would have still won shut the [ __ ] up no they wouldn't have shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] dancing around all right got the Wii you get it oh he mooned fired that makes sense yeah he moon fired he's not bad he's been involved in a number of mass shootings but there's been nothing confirmed I'm gonna say something right now I love Sam Hyde I do too but I don't know that's a lot of Googlers I don't know twitch likes them I think it should be fine I played this video some ice cream before yo Clark you got real milk chocolate peanut butter crunch Clark soft what are these weird [ __ ] names of candy I've never even seen any of those I imagine buying salmon in a can at a convenience store I wouldn't a matter bring a stick [Music] Oh [Applause] it's too hard to level up to what your three man what do you mean it's too hard you just kill stuff right I'll be honest the guy at the end there done did real really really [ __ ] cool man like a hundred percent I like that yeah it's perfect yeah Matt like all right listen yeah [ __ ] yeah that's is actually good that's how yoga hurry this is legitimately good I like this I enjoyed this content that's a thunder remix bro what the [ __ ] good [Music] [Laughter] [Music] we get some rest and chaperone old twitch wait I thought it was a dildo nice great story that's the perfect ending man I love it let me turn this back down I was actually good I liked that a lot those like the days where you didn't have to worry about getting banned in case you said something that was a little bit outside the bounds of political and correctness call the judge and get some fudge can are you okay No though your doctor may be where's your empty mod dick ha ha you trying to slide in the DMS you're trying to slide you're trying to slide in the news you know Twitter I like of this obnoxious old [ __ ] just get this script flipped on it man I love it [ __ ] nerd not literally no really I mean it was funny to me that was it that was the whole thing wow that was a great song the q+ pending is at one hour right now yeah I know that's why I paused or to go I'm trying to get the next one to play just a second guys we're having technical difficulties again just one moment the positive here guys is that usually it starts working again the phantom Oh terior like fish eggs interior like suicide with drag connected I cheat on your man through the door man so we held them there while the other team came and killed and that's the only funny part about all of us no the whole thing was funny sound what's the night okay hahaha yes dude yes I love this okay what's good joy dad yep my favorite part was whenever she got hit by the car come on this is a classic dude I've never seen this before [Music] yeah I don't I like because I like this because it's shitty yeah if it wasn't shitty I wouldn't like it this is this actually good everybody all the time I hate her like an old YouTube video with like the shitty songs it just makes me nostalgic I'm old YouTube I remember to slam in bed with Jeff watching these videos and he'd laugh his ass off and I'd pretend like they were funny every like so I remember being with me Jeff Cody a few of our other friends we'd all sleep in the same bed every like five dudes always in the same bed following suit together yeah where's the king-sized beds we have enough room I really like the sound effects battery they really just make the whole thing better why does that mean heroin to his big five kids in bed yeah hell yeah listening to this song it's so bad how is it so bad but it's so good at the same time I wonder if the people a blizzard ever go and they listen to this kind of stuff and they wonder like you know what did we do wrong oh dude I love this [ __ ] osdbu what does OS T stand for I don't know but it's music listen okay [Music] original soundtrack okay [Music] yeah [Music] is this game what is this game why cuz it like the hablo or what it's it's a it's hard to explain it's a story-driven RPG it's like super good dude like it it's just super good it's not really good streamed game because wait a second there's a lot of reading look who requested it wait is this a dev request [Music] is this not the [ __ ] you do listen I could be watching it Ninja Turtles commercial for way more money than this it's just an ad do I have to teach my [ __ ] title am I gonna get banned now what the [ __ ] is going on dude yeah after this we're gonna watch the Ninja Turtles thing how about that maybe well I don't know I'm just joking around right but it's still kind of funny champion EMD oh right yeah you said this turn-based I can kind of turn me off of it actually but it's it's you know yeah I mean come on maybe it might be a good like evening strain game or something like that it's a it's a second Channel stream okay all right could be worse could be Wow [Music] that's nice it's a nice song could be better what's a nice song maybe I'll try out the game I haven't bought it yet [Music] [Music] [Laughter] there it is boy yeah you sound just like one of them [Music] is this what they have to do to corral the pigs or what country roads take me home we know I've heard that song before that was Bring Me The Horizon did you hear it yeah yeah [Music] hello i'm bob ross and i'd like to welcome you first of all let me take just a moment to thank you for allowing me back into your homes if this is your first time with us let me extend a personal invitation for you to drag our oil paints and paint along with us each week let's go over to the canvas here and let's get started [Music] it'll bring a lot of good thoughts I believe but I believe every day's a good there with repeat [Music] happy little trees stir nice watch paws awesome wits - you can get almost pain yeah I would actually go and watch your world near the creator and freedom on this campus [Music] that you can do because you can do as you can give it a little touch it's really good that was so ultimately good people knowing about ASMR ruined ASMR for me [Music] I like I like whatever he's yelling you can look at the record he's always got more washes there I'm so glad he's right [ __ ] huge oh that's good that's actually pretty well done I like that I used to uh wait what the [ __ ] is this oh this is old poem this is the Sith Lord wait somebody paid for that yes oh wow I'm sorry to lick my wig ma what you asked okay make my balls suck my Sigma wat suck my dick buffa buffa what whoa Deez Nuts Wilma Wilma balls fit in your mouth son kismet kismet what I hear you say kismet dick Cho comma okay what the heck is that you asked okay joke a'mma [ __ ] grandma huh grab a penis come on come on can we get a dab dude so we get a dab swallow more what dude swole Emma come if I actually laugh at it again I'll dab okay hey bro are you going to that Saul Khan convention what's Saucon you asked suck on these nuts hey dude did you hear about Candice Candice dick fit in your mouth son [ __ ] Wow heck nah bro Chacho well can you [ __ ] my ass grab a hunk can you imagine being his daughters are going into middle school the next day you've never heard of it and all the other kids at school are playing it back to you anyways my broski's I got a bounce bounce on your boys dick hey got him oh he's gay Hey look if that guy's actually a doctor it's funny is it nice no it's like you're impressing Baba they do things differently over there man what can I say [Music] IIIi don't know about Lost Ark dude really why don't you know about it it just doesn't look like I something I would like I like the hablo on it maybe if they make it you know they add in America I'll try it out [Music] that's nice what was it amazing but it was nice how come what can we get some stronghold OST air voice or a new car which one's me a cool convertible or an SUV too bad I didn't know my credit was whack cuz now I'm driving off the lot in a u subcompact fr EE that spells freecreditreport.com baby saw their ads on my TV thought about going but was too lazy now instead of looking flying Roland's fat my legs are sticking to the vinyl in my Posse's getting laughed at the REE that spells free credit report.com baby offer up lies of enrollment why is there such a fixation on young anime girls a little bit weird people always ask me how I pronounce my name Goldblum or Goldblum I always tell the same thing how dare you speak to me that would have been really funny if was 1995 okay oh I love this song he didn't donate the whole thing when it's over we just got baited for nothing yeah I used to play that song at the beginning in my stream it works and works it actually works it's better than Cannibal Corpse oh my god I like that thanks very [ __ ] funny man please open Q let me see where we got okay yeah open a few little all right fine he was back open [Music] can't imagine [ __ ] living there man and you make like a little knowledge and like you uh you like fish for salmon in the water and you have like a like a like a what do you call that whenever you have like a food and a ground a garden no one a Garn yeah yeah like a garden with like carrots and cabbages in it and then you have like a dog too at the same time and if there's one good thing about you it's the [ __ ] landscape yeah [ __ ] you I love that my honesty this this song this is it [Music] yeah yeah [Music] are there places in Europe that actually look like that yes man Norway Switzerland what the [ __ ] [ __ ] Bavaria dude there are tons of places only it's [ __ ] beautiful over there Wow and Here I am living in Austin Texas [ __ ] dude oh yeah Norway dude Norway I'll have to ask my mom which you know maybe it's like a what do you call it like a genetic thing I see this I just I feel good man everything about this looks looks clean Poland yeah man Witcher 3 is a masterpiece why no man can you believe the devs tweeting at me bro X octopus-like sounds good I just download you shot it you got a plan yeah I figured I could start the streams at like 10 p.m. maybe like 8 p.m. maybe a little bit earlier by 8 p.m. and then the site plates are like 3 or like 2 a.m. yep and just like sit there and [ __ ] chill like maybe I could do that I don't know if if pink sparkles would want to do that with me I don't know if she'd like the game I'll ask her wait yeah I just have her sit there and play with me they like stay with me and like maybe bring me some food or something but that'd be good yeah I'd be perfect because I wouldn't have to get up it just sounds too good man that's all it is some guy just messaged me he says I'm the guy that we requested all the anime show this chat to your chat and twitch I'm the big dog all memes aside grief is actually lost weight recently great job gree keep it up we don't we don't need any more box memes today Mamma Mia wow that must be his revenue for the whole month $1 demonetized by the way that's clever I like that as a conductor you know with the little the little thingy to do the thing yeah it's perfect okay if I showed that to my mom she would she would actually lol she [ __ ] dude I love that one second yeah that was actually good I like that okay [Music] [Music] okay a little bit of a nostalgia I don't mind that a lot I used to play pokemon all the time back in the day so I would consider that a positive right looks good that's positive yeah somebody paid money for this I understand that it's okay I don't completely I don't dislike this is fun [Music] the sandstorm part was a little bit weird what the [ __ ] is this stupid alright I'm sorry but I'm not I don't think this is that good as in silly as [ __ ] man sorry to say it's dumb this is dumb come on let's go the next it's just like why would you put the guy going like yeah oh I've seen this dude watch this this is the clip that maybe put I quit pub G because of this clip okay I quit pub G [ __ ] that was about last what do this doesn't count shrouds of God at every game he plays no I quit I quit cuz I knew I was just never gonna be that good so I was like you know what this is why even trying why even [ __ ] try dude Oh F some chat boys God dude I remember watching that that was actually so [ __ ] cool whenever I saw that I never thought the guy would actually you know I [ __ ] Jimmy can we pull that up Jimmy pull that up yeah song oh why alright boys mythic [ __ ] Archimonde congratulations remember listed yes look at that we upped the ante you've odd [ __ ] dude alright here comes the good part this is what you weren't scared to actually do things on the stream dude I can whoever we killed our come on don't like 9:00 in the morning after you did it all not just of yourself that was rough don't you have any pride in what you're doing don't you even care that people laugh at you and say how bad can you be that you can't Otto [ __ ] attack okay number hey I'm just I'm just saying it for real you call it whatever it is if you can't do 3100 DPS and I'm not just pointing at the Warlock oh this is Wrath but other people's numbers are equally as bad as compared to their classes if you can't do that aren't you ashamed to come up here with guys that were thrown out 17 K don't you feel like you owe it to the guild and to yourself and and and and and the commitment that you made to do something [ __ ] better than that 30k what would be ashamed I would rade I would [ __ ] quit I swear to God that's like going to [ __ ] Little League t-ball now you [ __ ] up now you have [ __ ] up you have [ __ ] up now I was good I love it Rolling Stones was the place oh I haven't been to this boss yet but what's he wait they're actually killing him welcome everyone wait so all three of the guys with the giant shield just got together and beat the [ __ ] out of one dude that's [ __ ] jerk - seriously surprise me Thank You chef I was hoping you'd see that I mean I'd give it all I got give you 110 you surprised me - you knew what it was gonna be man you knew what it was gonna be all of it beans okay that's it okay [ __ ] Harry Potter one two two three cheating Andy man [Music] okay that was kind of funny I guess I was I guess I watch it I'm calling you back that you know that I I love you and I miss you I really I really want you to call me back [Music] that's synchronization I'm where whenever my crush in sixth grade didn't call me back call you you mean message you back on have you ever had a dream that you could do do you wait you want you you could do so you do you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything ape gang baby places appliance direct I think we have that washroom good washers and good dryers oh that's good I thought you were gonna say they were bad I love great dishwashers same he'll get here relax guys I love treasures and ranges that cook right true man true I really love them you know they are dish electric stoves suck [ __ ] that's a man who loves his job that's a man of passion who understand this this was real is [ __ ] man this is the only good part of the movie that was actually the only good part of the movie all the new Star Wars movies suck except for the one Darth Vader scene because they couldn't in social justice into Darth Vader this guy [Music] Damon Alex Jones is so [ __ ] high dude that's your Soros shall we play doom that'd be a good game to play on this skylight how does Alex Jones fit better into doom Jinny he does into CNN wait one does that say I don't know Alex Jones should just do all the new they should make a game that was so innocent I can't make fun of it I was just nice just a kid you know having a little bit of fun putting it on YouTube about his favorite game World of Warcraft oh yeah that was the gaping dragon that happened to me once oh it's Napoleon Dynamite dude do you remember the whole [ __ ] Wow real talk there's no way I could do that we already know we're gonna win it's that kind of confidence that continues to amaze people who watch Dylan play because he's doing all of this blind but this courageous youngster has proven those people wrong [Music] this games over does not funny what card you draw is that markiplier Mulligan wizard I don't think I could do this but I gotta believe in the power of my grandfather's card design draw your last pathetic card so I can end this jr. my grandpa's deck has no pathetic charge kripp the unstoppable purifier oh he's a brony ben brode the brony I get it what sir yeah oh what a perfect circle [Applause] [Music] a God among men that's it that's it this pumps man right here this is it this slaps slaps that's Little John wrapping without his grill there it is there it is yeah it's okay it's okay not amazing it's okay I said what I had to say oh that NBA 2k 18 is the worst most pathetic money grabbing game that's ever existed in the industry let's put that aside now wait doc is on our side then let's talk about me yeah I know holy [ __ ] let's talk did you think he wasn't framed the 37 inch vertical leap the black I didn't let drips down my back aka the bulletproof mullet the Google prototypes ghosts with built-in LCD LED 1080p 3d so [ __ ] good Ethiopian poisonous caterpillar aka slick daddy let's talk about the cabinet's right behind me that go 44 deep into the wall that houses the other 95 percent of my trophies ooh the awards the certificates all claiming first place right let me give you a little inside glimpse into the hotshot video gaming that live style of the 2-time international video gaming superstar because that's what this channel is about that's what this domains about that's what the society is about you're looking at the face of twitch and god damn every time that I would go somewhere to like eat dinner or something like that if I'm like going by myself right I eat dinner there I watched off while I eat well watchdog all the time by outside of my friend group he's like probably my favorite streamer not even kidding oh okay what I said outside of my friend group dude see I predicted that what happened to the other one did get messed up let me check this oh it's got to play the whole thing alright I'll give it one second we'll see if it's gonna work yes he trusts me why I already know like I know every way someone can get mad at me so I predicted it's a that's called predicting what happened to this [ __ ] is it working or not okay oh well this is the game [Music] with that is this another dev dono I've always been a fan of Warhammer so I'll allow it yes me too chaos Space Marines what is this fully empire [Applause] what that dude was like eight feet oh how you just gonna be the best yeah good night they're killing everybody like goblins that knows there's no way there's no way listen [Music] is that like Imperial sword Oh [Music] to him [Music] I used to play Warhammer like the tabletop game close a [ __ ] loser work warhammer is the rich man's hobby that sure is what [Music] [Applause] it's been wonderful [Music] wait a minute why didn't he do that before there is no escape from chaos that was actually pretty good III I used to love Warhammer okay like I really liked the idea and like the the world of Warhammer I think it's [ __ ] awesome scary pop-up car ghost I wonder what this is gonna be wow it was a scary pop-up car ghost I would have never expected that you got me good [ __ ] idiot - that wasn't funny I don't like that stupid as this does a stupid one yeah this done I mean it could have been funny [Music] how the [ __ ] would you like how would you just know how did you know you know okay I'm gonna do this this is that a box of Kleenex I wonder why I'm so hungry finally I get to eat okay all right so we caught a trout hello okay this is Daniel from and hair loss EU and in this special video I will answer a very hot question does excessive sex or masturbation Clark it's really good commander eggs [Music] it's a glob [Music] that's Amaka what is it all these like Russian mean videos storm speak gambit Jubilee beep register its [Music] oh that's the juggernaut [Music] no that's yeah there is she really eats man the only reason I didn't laugh at that is because it's just so depressing to see any video from the [ __ ] up and what that's to cringey for it to be scary it's too weird for it to be funny we believe it's more you made me believe in that okay a world for all frutos once more it may be because of warriors like you so this is like the Starcraft version of the Warcraft cinematics kalus my life for hire my life for Iyer [Music] and I think it's very unfair [Music] [Music] [Music] I've seen people destroyed and I think it's very unfair some of these I like how he just talks and it's like very very basic topic you know I think it's [Music] [Music] better than anybody guys there's nobody that can handle a bad story better than those from tell you that baby that's a fact that happened nobody [Music] I want to see I want to see I just feel like it's funny that the president calls like different media outlets failing piles of garbage today we have an exciting battle of gladiators is toca best croakin all athletes of all time Duke it out head-to-head who will hold the prestigious title as world champion croakin all player we're about to find out Conrad sinks one right in the middle giving him an early one-nothing lead over Jace later Jace later much like J Cole has been spitting fire this year oh and he sinks it right back right in Conrad's [ __ ] mouth have you had plans for the rest of your day just go ahead and cancel that [ __ ] now cuz now you're watching Crowe Kunal just look at these athletes go they're proving why they're at the top of the food chain Conrad's lining up and he [ __ ] it up real good real hard whole family Slater just gives them a nice takedown throwing it to the outer rim there's all just rowing what bath croakie Knowles one of the only professional sports where a 14-year old boy can go head-to-head with a 65 year old man Khan just gets a nice sink in there Slater's cleaning off the board a little bit of come on there from last night Oh big mistake from Slater Conrad needs to stand up he can't believe that he's playing in such the amateur oh the kid in front of a sold-out crowd here at John Abrams middle school [ __ ] construction worker who's falling asleep the next year is through that check oh no what I was so funny [Music] no wonder he killed himself that's sorry guys Oh food that's great that's good I'm sure he was hungry it's not good I [Music] didn't get that one in my playthrough huh maybe that's one of the hints that I missed because that was actually real [Music] [Music] it's broke inside I got they died of life space but they're back Wow no actually it's so good that they're so irrelevant people didn't even get the joke oh I love it is he saying [ __ ] or bridge [ __ ] you guys think we can't handle a little bit of cancer Jesus Christ that's a dead rat boy little dead rat boy hey Vsauce Michael here where are your fingers in my ass no this is a crayon if I was 12 I think that was funny no no I think it was stupid that was nine I think that was funny sometimes understand what's going through your [ __ ] mind this is [ __ ] painful but so [ __ ] calm for changes like that tell you jacket I'm [ __ ] off you should be ashamed of now become not very special you [ __ ] donkey alright hey comrade is that it into the chat boys ok comrade is enabled you see it's black Wow yo dude that game looks so good hey [ __ ] you Scott route oh [ __ ] you dude you know I can't wait to play that jeez [Music] Dragon Age oranges donated by Osmonds next game settle down it's Aggra way is it actually a good game like tell me guys like no [ __ ] no trolling is this a good game or not yes you know there's so many like [ __ ] like retro games I need to play like I haven't played any new game since Halo 3 more like hey look it's ninja yo dude this is his favorite game by the way why is you have a Mona Lisa on the back with Homer Simpson is like the screams this guy knows about Modern Art he's better than you are yes [ __ ] beaches beaches American 125 see yep I'm impressed there's no way I could [ __ ] do that [Music] not anymore it's not why'd you have to do that I don't know man it looked like Jack Black looked like he lived under a bridge and did meth what happened to him great lady cause [Music] know what a [ __ ] classic meme dude that's our dope ocean Center I am going into battle but I want you're strong yes this is it dude my potions are too strong for you traveller potion seller I tell you I'm going into battle and I want only your strongest potions you can't handle my potions they're too strong for you ocean seller listen to me I won't heal strongest potions I actually think that was clever and funny yeah but yeah you gotta see this on track dude the soundtracks the good one yo a fibre one a fortnight oh this is the other part [Music] I should have heated the edge since morning [Laughter] [Laughter] this makes me play this makes me want to play Majora's Mask yup a lot more than any of the other commercials did oh it's the witcher 3 this is the new dlc [Music] she's calling Shadowfax gonna fall off because she like looked back and she's like don't worry I'm okay and I thought she's gonna fall off there she's got a hot no how about drums and instrument everybody love oh listen to this bass drums [Music] [Music] I've hacked ready to scream [Music] I should buy one of those I can be a DJ yes for me that is dead oh I know he hired to steal the coaxial shipment whose friend Tobias Beckett where is this shipment now gone Beckett's took it no spoilers what do you mean spoilers it happened before oh man couldn't have done this I don't know I wasn't there but if I had been perhaps I could have saved him bring the ship and come to me on Dathomir and you and I will then decide what to do about the traitor Beckett I'm on my way Kira you and I will be working much more closely from now on that means they're gonna Netflix and chill I wish that they did more with Darth Maul I thought he was cool yeah just got chopped in half that's it [ __ ] idiot yeah there's a worth worst death scene ever - what that was it yeah Q's empty wait no it's not I just liked it's not empty oh okay where'd it go all right we'll give it a second we'll give it a second what does it mean that we just listen to the the song I don't know how I could just like turns my brain into mush I listen to like one thing and that I already forget what I just listened to what was it oh yeah Darth Maul the thing about Darth Maul that upsets me and like the Phantom Menace is that it like the the phase in like unlike mother and old dear where you have to like go into the different that was almost natural selection almost so you can all hear the terrible sound you never want to hear when working on turbine engines oh it's too bad they don't have turbine engines in Australia all these pumps I wonder why [Music] it's okay with Scottie it's alright yeah this is much better well gachi is way better than any we've [ __ ] dude yeah follow the [ __ ] off that far and tell me it's fake three very true this bowling no way how you really gonna get that hyped up over bowling I mean it is bowling annoyed the [ __ ] is this supposed to be mods damn son where'd you find this where to go we'll go back after this it might be bugged out we will go back we'll go back but why would someone do that okay damn son ten-year-olds can get a beginner pokémon from Professor Oak [Music] he's too fast [Music] it's Charmander this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life wait okay I'm gonna be honest right now that was just actually bad it was just straight-up trash okay let me go back one more okay all right next one wait it doesn't even show the the one that I missed wait was that actually soap to that something why do you think that is dude well I don't know okay all right here we go our generation the missing millions wait what they called our generation than missing millions it's not scammed if you donate something that's TOS and it gets skipped fuc years nowhere left to go okay nowhere except the oasis Azarath it's the only place that feels like I mean anything a world where the limits of reality are your own imagination [Music] okay

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Keywords: asmongold, BFA, WoW, mcconnell, asmongold reacts, reaction, asmongold watches, asmongold highlights, twitch chat, mediashare, world of warcraft

Id: m8k0SQXEeMI

Length: 112min 6sec (6726 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 06 2018