Asmongold's Third Mediashare Stream - Reacting to Random Videos From Viewers

is this gonna work okay Hong Kong yeah I'll get again push [Music] this is just a random [ __ ] song doctor did I start out with is this something saucy I don't know man this is gonna oh let me turn that off too [Music] don't turn that off okay good all right skip it all right we'll skip it this is just a random song [Music] it's a bit loud okay let me pick smooth good set - okay guys okay alright that should be good I think the volume should be a lot better though everything should be fine Norma song no what do you mean it's an army song wait give me a break but anybody that classifies music as norming music isn't normal like that's all there is to it they're just obnoxious normies and I don't like them period okay let me get over here and start this up alright I'll skip to the next one alright let's skip this and the group collective do that you learn okay this is the alright for a second I thought that was my backyard I was wondering how Alex Jones got in my backyard mods that was a close one boys oh this is a Ludacris song what the [ __ ] I mean these are really the first ones that we're getting I mean okay it's a boat man [ __ ] smart cars dude and he just runs away oh hey dude I mean there's evidence is gone it's perfect yeah evidence is gone oh it's a movie oh it's too bad oh I don't want to skip the game well I'm gonna be honest all right this is a great movie but the voice acting made this obviously by a fourteen-year-old it really takes Lich King down a few notches I'll be real okay it could be a lot better yeah thanks a lot clarity crap we really really appreciate that thank you so much clarity craft your support on the stream is just absolutely necessary thank you so much really appreciate that this is nice it's calming be honest I'm expecting like a like something weird like Cannibal Corpse at the end well that was just nice that's like what you listen to whenever you're laying in bed with candles like I I I was expecting out to be like a debate in some way Oh looks like a Dark Souls enemy that's perfect I don't like that yeah is it honest I don't know why but the guy reminded me of somebody from Dark Souls okay all right let's see it okay always trying to do the stanky leg I get it yeah that guy looks like he lives out of a pickup truck it also sounds like he was about to her it looks like he's about to shove her remote up his ass obviously Randy invalidate that one guy you know okay he's back is this me this isn't me is it no it's not okay the legend never dies he's back we all remember flipping havel moms and dads on one point zero point five more down I don't know enough about this game to be impressed yet okay why didn't he show his resistances when he's not showing any of his resist like okay that's God are we gonna get well let's see some combat here very thin you need okay come on like what does that surprise Socrates helmet the [ __ ] assist oh yes dude yes that's my weapon right there okay all right let's see it okay here we go this is my sword right now watch watch how good it is watch how powerful this weapon is watch watch watch here we go okay we'll get that dude Wow dude I love this item this is [ __ ] amazing holy [ __ ] okay and and he just randomly swings at him like nothing matters he just randomly just beats them to death it's just like me playing we'll get that guy with that nice sparkly sword is it gonna matter actually yeah Jed that guy just half help them okay well that's the way it goes what the [ __ ] she busy deceased it's funny ass [ __ ] man he really got him there this is good you were indicted wait what okay if we get another one I'm gonna have to cancel this yeah we're gonna cancel like I don't know I just do ii like if we can't make sure that we get these these [ __ ] these things done and like thing I can just refund everybody and just do Dark Souls or something like hi this is I don't want to have anything like that if anything gets through again that's like that's bad I'm just gonna cancel it and refund everyone honestly just because I don't want to have something like that happen to my stream okay like I don't know how that video got through no idea that guy is alright that's why he said [ __ ] watch the conversation with destiny everything else makes sense okay that's what all right okay okay yeah okay oh that's the bird holy [ __ ] oh this too easy for you no it wasn't actually it took me four hours oh there's another one geez Takumi Fujiwara all right well you guys really like these Dark Souls videos what the [ __ ] okay even by the biggest guys all right I have to play their game what happened uneasy okay so this is where he's gonna fight the the dragon all right watch he comes in he fights a dragon he pops off there he is there's a fat ass piece of [ __ ] and there's the there's there we got invoice i Maron dude I really should have played this game online for these mods so they're never gonna get him hi I've actually seen a lot of these cars before but YouTube they're parked outside the houses and step ropes well that's great the dragons are he's not gonna make it okay oh that no no that's good so I'm curious like who thinks of this Oh are the car that city's gonna be cars the titties have to be cars right okay never mind and didn't show the titties all right this is yeah I don't like this video anymore okay so alright now I oh there's the fuck-ass boys yes dude I hate this [ __ ] boss man no [Music] I don't I don't want to I don't even talk about that boss I want to think about that boss if I had to fight him again I have one shot him a hundred percent but getting there was a bad [ __ ] time all right that was a bad [ __ ] time okay okay I think at this point it's become pretty clear it's become evident that you were just not good enough like you just haven't committed enough time you don't have enough tunes at 120 you don't have enough luck to beat the god of mounts Jeremy requested by Jai Ram 187 that's Jeremy he's paying money for us to watch the video of him beating me on my Christ okay fine look at this I didn't lose that one okay I'll be honest I it doesn't happen a lot but every once in a while it does he's in here oh yeah dude he donated his own video of him winning the mount off I love that man absolutely [ __ ] perfect yeah you've been Jay rammed I didn't feel bad about loosing that at all it actually motivated me a lot more but unfortunately I I like how he looks at it while he's filling up this second bottle for this second Cub yo whoa somebody got clean that up I gotta get another one hope I don't hope it didn't break my cup didn't even give up wave hi did I miss it okay just a second I will I'll watch it okay there was no no there's no no me everything is fine okay boy next door Night of I do people listen to this wait is this is this is this what they're calling gosh oh yeah okay Jesus cries why are they do why do they do this I don't understand at all if this it makes no sense to me how weird this [ __ ] is like the idea and the phenomenon of gachi is just the most weird [ __ ] thing to me I've ever heard of and I don't understand it at all like how the [ __ ] you do this I [Applause] can't imagine like being in middle school and back hey Billy kind listen your iPod and icon all right sure Timmy and they put it on and instead of expecting to see like Metallica or anything it's that wait yo those other dudes are [ __ ] scared look at the look at the big boy in the middle there look at his mouth he's like just like all boy we're gonna die is that actually Putin driving what the [ __ ] there's no way that's him man there's no way that's [ __ ] insane Wow there's no way there's no oh no no because there's only one guy in the in the cab there I was actually honestly with that guy I wouldn't put it past them he's basically like the real-life version of a James Bond villain okay I mean let's be real I mean in the 1980s Putin could be a James Bond villain it's not even a question I like him though that Apple featuring Aniki some of you kids new therapy like I mean this is just this is all right so who do we got in the picture here okay we've got the the Mexican priests they're down at the bottom right next to him we've got a tits McGee above that we've got who's that the guy with the two guns that's uh that's McConnell and then you've got the guy with the hat there that's Adrian Brody this guy right here Andrew W K Clint Eastwood I don't know this guy's also Clint Eastwood there's asmin gold right there this machete with this gun and then there's the other girl I don't know about the guy in the suit in the back I can't say oh no that's um that's I'll chop oh yeah that's all chopped out there got it I'm actually thinking about playing this game a lot of people have suggested this to me and with how well Dark Souls is going let's be real I think it's gone quite well I do plan on playing this game it might be another evening game like Witcher 3 I haven't decided yet but I do need to buy a ps4 I'm gonna fly that and then we'll go from there it seems fun to me it definitely does [ __ ] the stream game well look I mean I'll try it out and I'll see what it's like and that's why I was thinking about making it an evening thing and just try and get on the first day on like the main stream and if people still want to see it but you know people aren't really that interested I could maybe do it in the evening and kind of kill two birds with one stone make everybody happy you know stream it look dude I got a I got there's a lot of things I got you okay the game it's just a good game though guys like tell me right now is this a good game or not because like every single time that I look at this game there's either some dude hog-tying someone to their horse or they're just riding around on their horse it seems like a horse simulator 2018 I'm not sure really if if that would excite me a whole lot I don't like horses I think they're stupid like you just look at them they're stupid they don't do anything they don't even have hands what's the point of a horse it seems like horses like if I was like man does God real is that how can you make a horse and not plant now people ride on it through you know what I mean I think honestly horses are their evidence of God's camels to lesser extent as our weird does horse even real no I mean I just got real well I mean do you think about that yes sometimes I do right and you wonder does it really and then if it answer to beat the yes then obviously the horses were made for people's like bananas ones right how can you put a banana in your hand you know what else is shaped like a banana a soccer ball who makes soccer balls Wilson I had no idea where I was going with that like I really I had no III I was just trying to fill time okay our next one here at Lost Ark Korean open beta official CGI trailer wait what the [ __ ] this is like a this is a Diablo game wait what the [ __ ] oh now her boobs are too small I don't like that yeah I'm not gonna play this game anymore this is stupid actually no I think she's still hot no it's okay I changed my mom yeah yeah this is good enough it's good all right let's all right so we've got a Zelda I like that why is it that every one of these like games it's Malfurion [Music] all right dude dude look at that sword maybe I should point this thing that looks really [ __ ] cool that one's a little bit silly okay so you've got Kerrigan all right I've got Kerrigan versus Tifa makes sense and let's see who's this oh that's the that's the guy from blood-borne and it's the Joker now if I've learned anything from CGI trailers and the warlords of draenor trailer specifically it's that the game usually isn't as good as the trailer all right this is it I [ __ ] love this man I don't know about the dog though the dog or actually I do like the dog the dog wife wait they're doing the thing again why are they doing the thing like is this part of what the wait are those real people just a second okay I'll pay attention you move a foot wait there's porky boy the guy next to sends fortress they're sitting down hi [Music] Mott's this one's okay that was okay it was just a hammer in his pants it wasn't the actual dick no it's fine okay guys don't worry about that one somebody put a lot of [ __ ] work into this holy [ __ ] is Dark Souls like really does popular that did people do this well you've got the summoner guy in the banana outfit what the [ __ ] I had no idea that's crazy drive so Street right yeah I guess so what the [ __ ] okay we put on my hoodie here why do people donate what does he say look who donated that play Red Dead - do I have to put hashtag ad in my stream now is that what I have to do not really you ride on a horse okay skip I don't know if I don't want to skip the guys thing okay I mean like I don't think that's a nice thing to do I mean he's a good boy and you know he's trying to support and he wants us to listen to his song and you know what might be a little bit of an odd song not really the most interesting choice that I would have gone with but the truth is that he wanted to do it and I think that's okay right I can't complain too much about it all right it's not that bad when the [ __ ] you don't skip yeah we're not skipping game plays itself wow that seems familiar it's too bad he's not doing no name we've [ __ ] yeah I mean I guess that's a good point right I mean I guess no because I kind of like the web stuff more than something like this and I'll say why it's because at least with the web stuff I can talk about how disgusting and terrible it is but with this I just have to sit there and listen to it and just like okay this is nice but it's not my kind of music you know at least a weave stuff I can react harder you know what I mean no I it's that I can hate weave stuff more easily than I can hate this and I think it makes it more fun for me right I don't I kind of like to eat oh no okay all right listen it's not all right guys don't take me out of context here I feel like I'm I'm on CNN or something I'm being taken out of context again here's what's happening okay I like this music but I don't like it a lot the weave stuff I [ __ ] hate it and because I [ __ ] hate it I like it because at least I get to look at something that I don't [ __ ] like a lot and then I can be like wow this is [ __ ] terrible more or less than this which I'm just like okay this is okay I mean it's fine Ryan this is some kind of Clint Eastwood [ __ ] but I've never really gone I've never been a big fan of westerns man it's like why would you ever want to be in a western whenever you could be a wizard I mean you think about that you could be a wizard or you could be in a western like Western like what's the point right you ride into town with your gun and you shoot up the saloon and then you ride out on your horse and you do it again that's every Western ever that's the whole thing that's I mean I've watched Django Unchained twice that's it I know all about this their cameras frozen no it's not yours is frozen ps4 all right that was nice I'm glad the Red Dead Redemption devs are fans of my stream I'm really happy about that it's just amazing this sounds good just actually I I like this this is actually yeah this is good okay I mean I really like the picture okay that's like a Megalodon being eaten by a giant squid I mean where else you even gonna see that like I I really really I like that ah it's [ __ ] cool yeah it's awesome hey just one second here um I guess that was all right we knew it was gonna happen man because the title of the [ __ ] video was no memes you it's a bad time to be in there [Applause] okay that was all right so but we're [Music] I I just I don't I I have literally no response for that there's a lot of artists here this kid is better than him could be a lot worse could be a lot worse helps me forget about my cancer is this a real thing though because I feel like whoever thought about this whoever thought this commercial there's is it actually real or not yes it is and it's Walmart that's advertising on top of the backs of [ __ ] cancer kids wait oh it said at comedy okay never mind okay it's not real I don't know I don't watch television okay Hercules okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] waitwhat [Music] oh my god wait Alwyn wasn't supposed to be in there we're not arlen I forgot the other girl's name was that her who is that Boromir I think I might have counted somebody extra oh my god okay if that actually was if that wasn't staged I love that okay that was [ __ ] perfect no come on dude that was [ __ ] great oh wow keep believe it guys ninja dying streamer only has seventy thousand subscribers now that sucks dude Wow [Music] this looks like a Deku Tree guy from like Legend of Zelda it's okay got it [Music] I don't know like is this good or not I kind of like it but it's building up to something [Music] [Music] the cisterna majora's mask oh wait so I was actually right oh this is a video wow that's actually really cool that was probably one of the best uh the best requests that anybody's ever done is the Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask thing it's [ __ ] incredible I could maybe add that to my playlist I really liked that song it'd be a good speech song you know if I'm getting ready to do a new raid or kill a boss and Dark Souls or something like that I think Hello Kitty I don't know about that ending part that was a little bit weird dude that actually scared me or startled me [Music] okay okay got it all right I understand okay oh this is a guy that they made this song about me I remember watching that clip okay watch whatever you have to take care I don't know if I could ever dye my hair thing well I guess it's gonna be pretty hard to at this point [Music] he seems a little bit fed up is this the same guy that made this song about me though I think that it is right I'm like 90% sure it is lyric it is I guess this isn't really that bad this is all right I like what he's doing with his hands I actually do that all the time in public because I don't know what to do with my hands I basically look like a weird leper no it's it's kind of creepy but you know I kind of have to be in character too anyway so it's fine [Music] what does Derick have to do with this I guess people were like Mads it okay oh that's his room that's before they put [ __ ] everywhere I didn't even realize that oh my god who's actually really clean then it's basically like how my room used to be and now it's full of garbage wow that's actually the only part about it that I really liked is the part where he said shut the [ __ ] up it's perfect [Music] Wow okay all right that's a little bit weird Oh dad a whole Symphony do this holy [ __ ] it's actually pretty cool yeah I like how all the people that are singing none of them have any sort of a normal hairstyle it's all a bunch of weird [ __ ] we're like you know we've got this weird thing on their head half of their head is shaved off you know those are the people that would be singing in this of course play witcher 3 yeah I know it was actually pretty funny I like that what's good I don't know if I'd listen to that on my own but for the game it's all over lawbreaker your spree is at an end I'll take any stolen could you have the next move is yours hey you're fine then pay with your blood wait no he's killing him yeah I was never very good at oblivion either I just run around and kill people in Oblivion I had a giant house full of swords and that was oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay Oh be honest I think this is really good dude okay oh these are the guys that I was fighting well this is the room before the dragon all right dude this guy's ready this is actually good wait this is Dark Souls 3 oh [ __ ] I didn't even know that I thought I was gonna be able to get this armor this is [ __ ] amazing is PvP and Dark Souls even good I feel like it was gonna be guarded wow it is okay man may I'll try that out at the end that'd be pretty [ __ ] funny look at that hat that's an umbrella for a hat so they just roll up this guy you wonder and you like imagine like these remind me actually what I like about this is these remind me a lot of the old school well videos you know like back in the day whenever you were just chilling and just happened oh he's trying to roll away oh wow he's taking on all four of them at the same time dude that guy didn't even play games they had to cut it because the new who's gonna beat his ass let's check behind your friend this is like okay yeah we rolling boys apparently it's kind of good armor of thorns trolling okay so I'll keep that out I'll keep an eye out for that whenever I play Dark Souls screen wait wait they're actually rolling to kill him Wow I air a fire destroyed I don't know what to say I think like those kinds of cool things that you can do at Dark Souls Roy makes the game special in a way there [Music] takes me right back to 2005 before anybody had any idea what the [ __ ] they were doing on YouTube and they would put up anything it's going to be tonight it's going to be fine [Music] yeah I mean guys what else besides that would make me want to buy tissue paper I mean except for a dressed-up baby with the weird hat on tides of vengeance Resurrection et you not that good okay is doomed 2016 actually a good game because somebody told me that it was boring and I don't know how I be like playing a first person shooter do you guys think I should try that it's a maze always [ __ ] god damn ok well the person that told me was my friend's fiancee and I'm pretty sure she's not into doom right so like maybe yeah that's probably yet whoa she's fast I don't know dude okay it's [ __ ] awful alright well there's one person saying it's awful everybody else is so ain't saying it's great so I'm going to assume that it's actually great if you use the alex jones mods it's okay i will untie Roenick we use the alex jones mod and doom 3 because i think it's funny i don't know how long I watched this back in Burning Crusade I actually watched this [ __ ] video oh my god this is like an ideal female right holy [ __ ] I haven't seen this in years I saw this guy doing all this damage now it's just like man [ __ ] I'm hit I'm hitting like 400 dudes like what am i doing wrong and Jesus I haven't thought about that video in years that was there ever people would brag about how much damage they did on a fight because it was so early on in the game that was actually a cool [ __ ] thing to do the days of you being able to use the internet cause in fighting and run all those little scams are over that's right every weapon you form against us what failing your quest to become God's emerged with machines right show your father you're already made like you were already able to reproduce and create a merged copy of yourself with your lover you were already part of the timeless experiment in this dimension you were already divine now all you are is a sack of skin with a bunch of crooked bones still time to get off that platter you don't have long oh he's about to sell a water filters not long to get off that trip he's gonna sell water filters see I don't fear those they can kill the flesh but those that kill the soul and that's why you need super male vitality because nobody can kill your soul if you're spending $30 a month on my special pills that are made out of sugar might cannot be matched I serve only the Frozen Throne I'll see to it by the did whose idea was it to have an uber con say kinky I wonder if they still work at Blizzard that song I don't think he's incredible been classically trained how about we both drink from my the reason I'm not laughing at this is because I'm getting PTSD illusory wall ahead wait what did he kill the boss if the boss falls off the edge does it actually die so I could have just guys I hate to say this but I'm actually gonna spend a lot more time nowadays trying to get myself killed than the boss killed at the same time yeah that's a speedrun strat yeah I'm gonna do that actually I'm looking forward to this it is the cheddar biscuit I think that's what it's called right the first mistake he made was going to Popeyes he had all of his teeth from you should never go to Popeyes unless you're missing teeth the job application is you have to list how many teeth you have and the interview is you have to smile my disappointment is immeasurable Wow I've had the exact same experience that's the way it goes it's not terrible mind you and it's terrible it's terribly disappointing what what I'm tasting here the terrible disappointment fault it's such a terrible terrible disappointment ladies and gentlemen I don't think it's that good I would almost say it's a terrible disappointment so overall I'm disappointed I really asked disappointing I'm disappointed disappointing I kind of saw this coming but I would have seen that coming - because Popeyes sucks dick oh that's a bird why would you try to stick your finger in a bird's ass like I mean really that to me like that's not what I would do nobody say that right now it's not what I would do it's pretty no dude but requested by next Gameboy okay okay here we go it's getting into it right now it's about to pop off all right yeah all right I'm down with this I'm totally down with this this is actually pretty nice it's not great but it's pretty good I like it a lot actually yeah [ __ ] yeah this is great a second here okay that's not too bad I don't know why why do people always die why they always donate soundtracks huh Shawshank vanilla loudspeaker it's social it's so quiet they could have chosen a better song [Music] as I said you know laying in your bathtub with your pants on and a big heavy t-shirt submerged in water candles all around you with the Virgin Mary on every single one of them the lights are wrong and you're on your phone I was gonna say in the toasters on the side of the bathtub but I didn't want to add that part I thought that'd be a little bit too much Stepford [Music] that's how long that's us guys that's all I'm gonna take well actually for me that could just be next year I actually turned up the I knew this song that I typed it up right you want to play the game you went to the store you thought about wow you went home from the store you played Wow you went to bed you dreamed about it you woke up you went to school you want that stuff on the computer using a proxy to work knowing about it tell her you already did your homework it didn't matter friends that asked you to go outside just take a [ __ ] for an hour that's my dad whenever he found out that I spent all weekend playing wow I'm warning you do frame turn that off son come out here and cut down [Music] [Music] [Music] dude I'll honestly lie dude it was such a good point in my life I don't think those are funny I think they're stupid actually I'll turn it down now I had to keep that up okay [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] discussion play Starcraft he's halfway there could be amount of APM you need what the [ __ ] dude 8 PP 800 PP is that the amount of points per second or whatever oh my god dude see this is a this is a way to tell this society has gotten fat is that back in the old days you used that peel playing DDR but now nobody has the cardio for that so then you just play it with their fingers I guess it can't be helped thanks guys really appreciate Kanye worst versus Kanye worst versus Freddie Freddie Mercury oh [ __ ] look at that mustache man does Freddie Mercury have the best mustache of all time I don't know he coming oh oh there it is there it is [Music] okay let's be honest freddy mercury is a [ __ ] god among men that sounds like my house we used to do that all the time whenever we were kids we beat the [ __ ] out of each other without shirts will my balls fit in your mouth son as I said men imagine being this dad's teenage daughter and going to school and like every single day you'd have every guy at school same thing back to her [ __ ] idiot I guess this part was I like the worse I do I feel like they doors and I was is now closed but Cardiff's own Caped Crusader is far from forgotten Angie's seven years that's the face of a man who doesn't give a [ __ ] about anything he's like 75 years old Freeza your sorry boys where I'm still [ __ ] mad about that I feel bad for doc hi doc wait it's the bird from Dark Souls look at him it's birdie boy do I like this that doesn't happen anymore yeah I don't know but you stopping all the time back in old 1998 me and Lolo would walk back from school up to his head oh man that guy's so funny and original oh my god he must have so many friends never compromised Chito world record imagine spending time and doing that mom comes in hey Billy what do you want for dinner make me another pizza mom will people love their king they know season four was probably the best season I like season for a lot [Music] walls not one Jamie is like probably one of the I love Jim Jamie's like far in my favorite character by [ __ ] mile okay you only the characters I like in the story are bran and I also kind of like Stannis but then I think they they kind of [ __ ] him yeah Jamie was the best the lemons breach the wall tennis tiles here yeah Tywin was a [ __ ] badass but he's also like was he like 67 years old or something those should play up the ones we not I don't know about that I want to know which side you're on whose home or father in here and tell him the Lannisters are the only ones who pay their debt Oberyn was a badass [ __ ] character I really liked him a lot wait did this hole this is actually such a good [ __ ] show holy [ __ ] this is such a good show I would come home with my dad's after dinner every [ __ ] Sunday i watch this show god damn dude so I Circe is actually like come to Cersei is very underrated about being hot I actually think Cersei is I think she's hotter than Daenerys but I think Melisandre is probably harder than both of them not the [Music] okay wait they fight each other wait what oh [Applause] [Music] look that's my gameplay right there that's perfect this is good put the keyboard - I never knew a Bill Clinton played Dark Souls is good it's a little bit of what it is but that's alright I don't hate it I don't know if I can do the head thing either Dark Souls okay overpowered early I should go watch that video that sounds great I really like einde of white the memes in this game I don't know if they're that good but I thought the rolling one is my favorite I'm just like this random like group of guys okay we can just I'll just say it like the part where he's one be wanting the guy that's rolling at him and then out of the [ __ ] corner there's like three other the Rolly boys coming out [Music] so that was a very interesting combination of a Japanese culture black metal Norwegian black metal no no this is the funny part of this whole technique we wash our brushes with odorless thinner shake them off and just beat the devil out of them and that's where you take that's right I can't make a joke about that or I'd get in trouble thank you appreciate that really really really do I thank you so much for that it really makes this stream better thank you so much for your support and your I got four accounts for 70s 561 another 62 ah oh my god pretty soon I'm gonna have seven level 70 guys over for accounts god damn I'm not [ __ ] playing man world Warcraft is [ __ ] light for me and I'll play no [ __ ] homo along this is either I don't play the [ __ ] night elves and gnomes [ __ ] orcs and Undead [ __ ] the Alliance [ __ ] die you [ __ ] emo [ __ ] say something back I'm so [ __ ] nervous Jesus Christ [Music] your boys no boys as my necro by the way if you want to give me a stuff I'm leveling up I'm level 84 now that's great just you know if you want to help me out no okay that's fine I've actually been farming all day and all night and I played the game like five hours last night after I ended my stream I had a lot of fun and I got an uber lap down finally and that was good actually helping with it actually I just and I got my train I'm good man so stuff on hardcore I don't like I don't like that idea I like the idea of just like the normal game they just putting on I get like as a challenge but to me like man I [ __ ] love a path of Exile is a great game I would recommend [Music] I love how they donate the little small ones it just makes it better for me I think ya weebs out room my mother no what have you it's Kurt Russell oh he didn't really seem that mad and this is the game you guys wanted me to play right you I've seen your kind before you keep your blade sheath you murdering bastard or I'll put you down my [ __ ] it's just like in real life the cops kill somebody they blame it on someone else these are dark times what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the cops well yeah I mean those are the medieval cops instead of having a gun and it takes I can play I just landed okay let me fast-forward that one yeah sorry and it should have been okay quit horsing around play me some of that jumping music [Music] there's one thing this video needs okay what is one video everyone who managed 35 they could've in songs I see Beauty boundaries of the causes that matter to the most the double bow boy we don't mess around see theory or the user be the battle between high and if you don't go in the description then you don't click on that link and you don't subscribe it for you to car right now there I think we should read the comments [Music] there's so mattered why are we still here [Music] just suffer yeah that's about writing night let's be honest that sucked and it was a thousand times better than the actual one was that supposed to be funny wait okay and watching this that I do that I've never seemed to happen in real life I've only seen videos of it happening that's how rare really oh wow [Music] [Music] ready to make an entrance like a baby in the home for another one of those gee it's too big for the cheap bank things back to love FG for the cleaning this is amazing this is good what's wrong with me I like this Wow [Music] okay Snoop Doggy Dogg [Music] [Music] yes [Music] how all the way funny guy always happen I actually like never I was younger I wish I lived in Europe so it would be now [Music] yes I [ __ ] love it beautiful person we'd sit shut up you [ __ ] loser I do is the best I just like damn man it just makes me so miss him that was dumb dude that the Infinity Gauntlet couldn't have stopped that acts like that was some dumb ass [ __ ] Thanos two shots felt like it get a little drink right here do you but man Lahey the Trailer Park Boys especially the first like four or five seasons was some of the greatest greatest comedy ever I loved it okay Tetris God promotional exam wait what the [ __ ] all right let's see mr. Tetris God here what the [ __ ] [Music] okay when a me gets known I wonder what this is gonna be alright that was still funny okay the vanilla while legend of Jim jr. requested by jibs Yunior nice stop no shame jr. jr. nice self-promotion now I'm done farmer show us my path my grandpap my pitter-pat mine and Pat my hip cap my damn cap slip patter slip caption tip and my cousin [Music] well that was a probably a private server video I don't know I'm kind of assuming and it had just about as much work put into it as an original Burning Crusade video I wouldn't know what it would be like to be on one of those so to kind of scare the other guy's a [ __ ] legend goddamn that's not funny that's just stupid like it it's to face value for it to be funny hero story Matt very very wait this is about heroes of the storm okay so Snorlax eats them I'm sorry Kirby Eason I wish you'd done that full okay now everything makes sense that's why barian got killed you can't marry from behind [Music] [Laughter] [Music] I'll be honest I I did I hate seeing variance because whenever I do I just think about the fact I'm yeah I'm losing my hair and I wanted to have the hair like that like my Wow character it's just like you know man why the [ __ ] why they have to do that to me Oh oh [ __ ] I'm sorry okay sorry for what our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks especially since there's such good size and all yeah I see that if daddy gave you good advice it gets bigger when I pull on it hmm sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin I need to take a piss I'll be right back that oh [ __ ] just say I put this in here all right I'll be right back I think this [ __ ] you okay I'm back sorry about that we're good where's mr. Gamecube we're bien [Music] Oh Game Boy you know I have a Dreamcast it never worked house actually pretty good GameCube has the best intro of all of them no let's be honest that's a trap definition yeah doing 19 tortillas for four hours doing the exact same [ __ ] thing over and over again expecting [ __ ] to change exactly that my point exactly crazy but the first time somebody told me that I don't know I thought they were bullshitting me so sure the thing is oh wow he was right okay and then I started seeing everybody getting right a little all these [ __ ] pricks and mirando doing the exact same [ __ ] thing thank you this time he's gonna be different no no please this time oh it was over all right well that that's too bad YouTube rewind 2018 the chance to reward the ones who keep this website running so let's see what they brought together [Music] so who is this who is this something to go subscribe to them right now content I [ __ ] love this guy yo who is this guy it's s fond values select late no value select alright I'll keep that in mind The Beatles suck dick I hate the Beatles they're terrible they have like two or three songs super core period 64 that reminded me of the one where they they added all the dragonforce songs together and for some reason it actually kind of made sense I've never seen you this is that asks you see he's something xqc wait whoa whoa whoa whoa let's watch that again throw up okay oh that was supposed to be bait like it was somebody's knocking on my door I get it okay that's kind of clever yeah it's scuffed Breaking Benjamin to put it into perspective I'd rather listen to that an 80s access channel [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah who's Erica I'm confused those were the days man I wish I I'm gay I have crippling depression oh that's why is in a wheelchair I have osteoporosis okay YouTube is a strange place it really is [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] while she changed her blog between every twist [Music] [Music] people found out that they used terrible music to torture prisoners how the [ __ ] do I like that like that's actually good what the hell is wrong with me the boobs aren't big enough oh yeah this is not really that interesting let's be honest [Music] not even English well that's okay I wouldn't understand not terrible I guess I mean it's video game music and could that could be a lot worse I guess [Music] I'm thinking a plan to stay and then I am like ward oh yeah right he says boy all the time I'm thinking actually playing that game too like it seems like a really fun game I watched a little bit of it he looks at a picture okay that's what I would call a boo you already especially with the rusted armor I don't know wait it's Russian we'll look I don't know what it is it's Italian okay well I don't have a joke for that so I guess it's funny yeah I don't know what Russian the Town Hall sits the same to me glass Mountain see how I got we're off to a good start guys run to a great start now what [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I've always thought and this might be an unpopular opinion that almost in the world of drangleic a curse is sweeping the nation corpses of fallen roam free and more people are hollowing by the day it's up to one undead warrior to stop the plague and defeat evil our phones dead by Nature [Music] that's right half man half Undead Oh hero like a moth drawn to the flame like at night hell went back like a carton [Music] warrior they took his girl now he'll take their soul man you can get a gun in Dark Souls 2 yeah I bet these bosses are gonna be easy you just pop them off can we say a big thank yous when will the next tool album arrive that's a good question question for quite some time yeah that's right singer Maynard James Keenan things are definitely cooking concerning the new disc scratch vocals tracked a while ago reveals Keenan adding that Adam Jones is deep in guitars now it is tweet he goes on to suggest that he'll track his final vocals after Jones's guitars and then there will be plenty of adjusting with mixing and mastering finishing out his update Keenan stated long way to go but much closer adding the hashtags tool and 2019 from Iran this story had boys dude that's a new intro song finally there we go and yeah the last song the rap song say thank you what a bunch of bros man what a bunch of [ __ ] bros i kind of like that this is my favorite song yeah this is really really great high-quality content here very very high quality oh yeah here we go oh yeah there it is coming in hard it gives me a feeling that everything in the world is connected wherever I can find out that there's a salad song that matches with Slipknot it's like you know that is a how can that even there we go these guys like man can you imagine knowing them in real life they're always having fun they're always chillin they're always having a good time Hey Bruce how you see my copy of Cloud Atlas book avatar movie based on no I'm busy but first I need them how about let's book always busy sperg comedy here we got asteroids one of the most famous arcade yes and it has my high score on the back of it that I wrote as a kid hey that man yeah not that funny [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's so stupid man okay okay okay this I guess kind of sounds this isn't some kind of like a Nazi song is it I don't know man I just want to be sure okay anti-nazi okay good alright boys yeah [ __ ] Hitler nobody likes that guy this is great Norwegian that's good I don't want to get in trouble this sounds like some kind of music that my parents would make me listen to whenever I was a little kid because I thought it would increase my IQ traditional Malaysian bloke oh okay ah yes it's okay it's not that good but it's okay Ord himself only two things I'm God first [Music] that would have been funnier this might be a bad joke this would have been funnier if that was X annotation or whatever that xxx guy [Music] is this worse than we've sugar is it better like I I actually think this is worse because it needs to leave shake you can see something what is are they putting the game in the background wait what [Music] only this like video games oh it's my cousin [Music] that's why yeah black desert exactly that's what I said if the game is as bad as the music I'm probably not gonna play that one sorry what is a Ditka balloon well I'll tell you remember those good times at home in the 1800s oh yeah back when you and the neighborhood Rowdies would drop her out kicking an old piece of rope and then mom would call you inside the big book that slavery dining room table while she served up a steaming hot plate of dr. trans old-fashioned peppermint Ditka balls thank God I thought it was gonna be slavery joke oh I had my finger on that skip button dude I was ready for it I was wait who's the guy that stressed up as a scurvy in the back and that girl with the four thanks again on see that face did you really need the flounders in the background lip-syncing their mouths going open I mean was that really necessary for the at a certain point it's just like this too much it's just too much yes you did need it I guess it's not that bad but still it's and I think that's wow I can't do that for much longer that was really funny man hilarious imagine naming your band Annihilator I could just call it crying handbag was that a bad joke I think that there's a I've got to tone it down on these jokes man US Highway versus German Autobahn so I'm going to assume that's the German Autobahn right there so they're trying to drive between the two trucks man it feels good to live in the USA doesn't it you know when this video was taken I know the quality might make make you think that it was 1996 where was actually 2017 yeah this is the state of the art quality wait this is the USA wait what wait that's the USA [Music] oh no that's kind of embarrassing then I don't even know what to say wow that seemed like trash junkie silence 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Channel: Assertonsin [Asmongold Stream Reactions]

Views: 257,837

Keywords: asmongold, BFA, WoW, world of warcraft, mediashare, asmongold reacts, reaction, asmongold highlights, best of asmongold, twitch chat, battle for azeroth

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Length: 98min 32sec (5912 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 12 2018