Asmongold Reacts to "World of Warcraft Is A Scam" by penguinz0

okay I got an idea we'll be an undead warrior and our backstory can be that we're at which mod hoping to get laid so we'll be fighting firm a lady's honor but we look like [ __ ] okay wow this look at all the customization uh there's a little bit too close to home Wow look at that look at those options didn't even need to get any loot crate's for that kind of customization crazy isn't it when do I start the rating someone give me a mount gesture bend over for me piggyback ride me you level twenty talk to me on your level one twenty get away from me moisty Mike get away from me peasants you on ironically level three scatter what's this like the mice you are go back to the sewer gutters [ __ ] swine where's my level White Nights Oh starter edition accounts cannot invite characters alright time to upgrade hey look it's a blizzard employee I need to be a full-time wild streamer I was no no they don't trust me no one's leaving this could be a hurt or hang out no girls allowed no twitch streamers allowed just us just us think about it I could be the next big it says him of World of Warcraft whose décima all it takes is my mother's credit card no one's making any convincing arguments where's my hand of the king ah tell me not to rape and pillage this by now from Blizzard tell me don't do it microtransactions are too strong yeah you guys are gonna want to see this Oh rs God oh I did it sweet God whatever what have we done have we gone too far all the cards expired by the nine divine hit that may be a sign it's an old card this guy drags out content there's another card on here impressive if this one is not expired I'm buying it if it is expired I'm really impressed during the Roses graved ah no close your eyes Oh your character boobs you don't want to see what's been done okay here I was it expired it was a good card I bent it over and I [ __ ] it in the ass with Blizzard the ultimate evil Oh No oh the court jesters are going wild what are these fortnight default dances goodbye my friends okay I'm going to the night lands with Khal Drogo what do you just paid 50 dollars to upgrade my account you thieves haha by the seven hells I swear to God blizzard what the [ __ ] yeah okay I'm in any danger of having to wait to play World of Warcraft there's like 15 players left I think I'll be fine on zul jin sold to the highest bidder that was a five million dollar purchase Wow I'll meet you in the the gates of özgür a score yeah I'd say it's about real world trading I think Blizzard couldn't care less about like literal crimes in their game as long as you're not doing an okay sign they probably don't care thanks for the resub frog lab okay I can be genuinely selling children through World of Warcraft and Blizzard would probably be fine with it how am I still honest it's actually a guy I knew I tell this story yeah you know what I'm gonna tell this story I've never told this before um there's a guy I knew and he was like super super rich and he ran a website and he was in my Wow guild we hung out all the time and he had like a mansion he showed us the mansion etc and he posted a picture of himself on our guild website and we found out that this was him and he explained like yeah this is who I am etcetera well this guy and I think it was the this is the IRS or somebody they didn't necessarily get along very well so we lost our Raider because he literally got arrested like I'll show you like this is not really um let me see if I can find him there we go yep right here so Darius this guy right here um let's see learn more about what's this turn off your ad blocker [ __ ] you I'm just gonna go to another website okay ah once okay ah do all right we'll just look at the cache version does that work III I'm not I'm not gonna do it dude like no dude I don't want to [ __ ] like are you really are they really gonna make me turn off my [ __ ] ad blocker what the [ __ ] is this garbage dude uh [ __ ] okay incognito we know all right you know what should I do it or like I really want to show you guys this or I normally wouldn't but I will just for this okay um let's see here all right uh okay let me just refresh okay hopefully this should work okay yep all right all right we're good so basically this guy got arrested for like some kind of like [ __ ] and this gay this is the guy that was in my guild and scroll down I'll show you guys this striking a deal over world of warcraft hogan became the first affiliate marketer in ebay the sean [ __ ] hand club who was once hailed as a hero by Wired magazine and however Dunning his carbons passed and polyester personality wears they're the two men got to know each other around 2003 because they moved in some more circles and basically they were talking about doing these illegal deals on Warcraft like straight up and they ended up arresting this guy and like he and I like we we hung out like all the time like this was my [ __ ] boy and it was just sad to see him go like he was actually gonna pay somebody in the guild to level his character to 88 to 90 because he didn't want to level all the way up there yeah and we lost one of our Raiders because of this [ __ ] [ __ ] I was mad using channels to run back deals yeah I don't know I just thought it was really funny I've never told that story before but yeah we genuinely [ __ ] had this guy in our guild watched our Fang is not honorable it seems like a lie let me go back to the video here though Darko where is he now he's in jail what the [ __ ] that I spend $50 on if not to have a real account what did I buy what kind of scam did I fall for from Blizzard are you kidding me so this is still a starter account that I paid $50 for that's pretty funny oh my god Blizzard can gargle my ass what the [ __ ] did I buy this for so so I can buy a $50 DLC for a subscription I don't have why can you buy a $50 DLC on a starter account wait without I'm telling you that you need the $15 subscription to you oh my god I bought the battle for Azeroth standard edition oh my departing my underage it says requirements doesn't it come with a month doesn't like BFA come with a month of gametime I'm pretty sure it does right no it doesn't why does it not that's so stupid that they don't do that they should give you a month of game time whenever you buy an expansion Shin or game time it's a one bullet point god forbid you sell them together I suppose let's get a subscription I've heard great things about this world of warcraft I hear they can have 50 concurrent players at any one time in 2019 Tianna actually that's not true if you have 50 players in one place concurrently the server crashes and it has to do a restart so actual fake news there can you grab my credit card I'm sinning Dianna I need you at the siege on my wallet please my master of coin there was blizzards money I was just holding it for him thanks babe I'm never leaving this room again did I just get banned or buy it Jesus we got someone with the scam ban him quick get about 65 dollars in the [ __ ] is this what you wanted blizzard is this peak male performance oh yeah let's get it TC you wanna know the funny thing about this video is that he's probably getting more content out of not knowing you have to log out of the account and log back in in order for it to actually register the the bf a purchase he's probably getting more getting more content out of that than he would have gotten out of bf a if he had actually figured it out in the first place so it turned out to actually be a big positive for him PTV chat mods journey begins here oh it is truly a twitch at White Knight Oh God sweet Jesus this was worth $65 alone you've outdone yourself blizzard I know I spent $65 on a new life that's true actually training if you don't mind between you and me I knew I paid for this I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing no huge chunk this was worth the price of admission alone I'm beating him with a [ __ ] infinity stone this looks so bad is this the final boss at World of Warcraft is actually was bored right now that's it that's the game that that's it that's the whole thing Wow it was like what was like one firing part of that video I guess like oh yeah here we go as we go talks about how I used to scam people Wow look at that smile dude that's the smile with somebody who just stole somebody's [ __ ] dude like that you know if there's if I have if I'm talking about scamming somebody I'm smiling in the most genuinely genuinely possible like I just used to love doing that man

Channel: Assertonsin [Asmongold Stream Reactions]

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Keywords: asmongold, BFA, WoW, asmongold reacts, reaction, asmongold highlights, best of asmongold, twitch chat, world of warcraft, battle for azeroth, asmongold watches, penguinz0

Id: _G8QEmA5S9I

Length: 11min 54sec (714 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2019