Asmongold Reacts to Dark Souls Remastered Speedrun - Any% in 32:54 IGT (World Record) by Elajjaz

which is why you have to farm to Albert okay it's gonna click ahead for a second start knows it pretty sweet run until I [ __ ] the Hydra okay so but I'll just jump a little bit more diagonally so was it so he runs around he doesn't even kill those mobs sheets are on yeah well not yet they will okay get the Albert drop why is he taking off his armor no yeah Raphael bird doesn't drop by spawn that into my inventory cuz you run faster with a knife everybody knows that what do you think this is counter strike wait so he took off his zero got me fired up dude that was that was good okay like the thing if it depends so much and were seen and smell that's what's so rough about this what he does for this guy killing like just killing another mob yes so he just he just killed him out of nowhere it's based on the horse from shopping and he only switches his gear whenever he's on a loading span for this what the [ __ ] oh my god he should he's so fast I want to see him fight the mob so that's what I'm really curious about look at this efficiency man he just runs out he doesn't even worry about killing any of the other mobs will get this pace yeah thank you 3d cake wait what do you mean 13-man that wasn't so crisp I like it okay my end button was broken Robin and he even he pre threw the bomb if you guys didn't notice that he pretty threw the bomb so he didn't even need to worry about the other stuff okay so he jumps and they look he jumped because that moved him faster ahead of time and he knew exactly whenever he was not my first emo Noella 13 is older I think what the [ __ ] why is he making himself human is there a reason why cuz it seems like that's a waste the drop chance what huh I'm attack you know I got a yeah guys he doesn't know about that mechanic yet okay do you use time attack for practicing except for boss Adan you have to support for that cuz he's way different in what what yeah god okay he just says the hot bike it's nothing okay so he's going over to the dragon wait why would he go here he's like level one [Music] this guy doesn't give a [ __ ] I'm good I feel good about my run SETI you say actually no I haven't [ __ ] dude to practice on the clauses a little bit today watch his often or and he spins at the exact time that the guy does the thing that's so fast okay but why would he go here there's something I remember this dad pretty much oh that's right you don't know about this item what the [ __ ] is this what yeah you didn't do any exploring whatsoever I forgot about that no because I went over there I didn't see anything I didn't know there was a [ __ ] ladder PETA was pretty good the thing is it could have been it was a bit too detailed for 28 times 28 it could probably be optimized a bit and he just goes he rolls so fast look at his feet they don't even stop astron okay and he only uses the items why do you say wrong never he's in combat they're not combat but you know whatever he's like having like Basie a loading screen I don't know why I said combat I do have it he just you know he just skipped it he skipped the dragon two in a row now oh damn dude is all I got to say who is this guy when I continue slain I don't have time today what the [ __ ] did you see what he got he got the black halliburton yeah so he basically just beat the game right there even if he wasn't doing a speed run he just beat the game ha there is no 100% drop mod or gay actually there is no way it's that way he put on the humanity of it it can only just spawn it into inventory Quincy Cruiser marathon bullets I'm not doing it because a marathon I do suggest is however no nevermind I didn't know that Wow can I beat this time this is insane I'm second place in this category cap it's okay okay but I don't think this is rayna's category they all redo if the halberd doesn't drop I see wait what the [ __ ] what about Brad though I don't even know what he did we're game fifteen dude thank you I don't plan to do all bosses like I do you say first is a controller is that what it is except it's even further into the hundred so it's even worse okay so he's not he's gonna have to fight some mobs though right but he's just skipped he's just he's running up he didn't eyes under King I mean he's just doing whatever he wants why did you oh oh you don't know about this oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what kind of shitty hollow is this I mean that is so true that is so [ __ ] troll what does no never seen him do that is one of the most infamous skips in all of gaming right here you're about to witness it okay maybe a second that wasn't lucky though that was unlucky and before super snake oh my god it's gonna happen okay without ringing bells you can get into the fortress isn't that the old bosses run is black and hubbard into dark meat i think uh Lackland mage what the [ __ ] oh I don't know you gotta count yourself I can't do right now ah you skip all Lord Souls wait what how do you even do the boss clicking look ins what the [ __ ] this is with wrong work yeah and he's just going through this you'll see dude you'll see wait he just yeah it's a glitch frosty you trigger a death box so the death camera happens and with that certain terrain doesn't spawn and he knew that was gonna hit him right through the sense gate fortress and then reload and then it's gonna the fortress gonna be loaded what the [ __ ] man he just pushes him back with the first attack and he knew exactly whatever it was gonna happen he didn't even hit the trap he takes off he puts up the axe okay so basically what that ring does is whenever you're low on low HP I'm gonna do it like a [ __ ] huge run where I explain everything what the [ __ ] and he's just running around skipping all my like constantly K but whatever men this one took this took me a lot longer to do a thief starts with master key automatically not like it took like a few hours not a few minutes please know that he okay wait he's gonna fight that boss that's as much as my longsword did nice I'll let him go a little bit good okay man practice pays off on this one what go yeah so actually the whole time you fought that Moss you could just made him fall off I'll let him walk a bit too long but that's just safe play sometimes he can [ __ ] but like leaning against like the small little but like this man is a literal god I can't use the Hobbit right now and so he's going to go down there to heal right or to heal and get his his points right and he just he doesn't even get any he doesn't get any stamina yeah mediocre run right here not a sub 1230 mediocre what do you mean dude actually this is pretty bad run you're already like halfway through the games like three minutes that's a long time and he knew that he skipped the gargoyle well hit that hop man why doesn't he use heavy attack my cat-like he's that's what's so weird he doesn't use any heavy attacks nothing like that what okay no no no oh my gosh that was [ __ ] feels weird man dude we'll get those hop how long you have until some streak a month until you lose your streaks look at these hops you guys I'm gonna try to get him to enable that emote okay don't worry I don't want to enable that one it's just it's it I think that once we don't blood-borne no not anymore what the [ __ ] have you tried path to exile betrayal yeah I'm almost little ninety sins always brought I've been like really slow though having this for the five I appreciate that okay I'm watching I'm watching remember the our shirts did okay alright alright let's see how he handles them they've gone back once these guys took me forever to kill [ __ ] is he up to he just ran through him this is what I did too yeah this is why watch okay and he goes around the other way I went around okay oh my god what are you doing nice yo [ __ ] I miss that reason yeah those moms you just fall off if you let them oh I'll take it right for this yeah wait Perry I don't don't worry about Perry you don't know what Harry is yeah I've never you I don't use Perry I never use Perry wait what the [ __ ] cook that jump yeah he just skipped basically all event or launder right there thank you mama check this [ __ ] out dude watch this hope yours was good to you remember this boss right yeah five hundred wait what howdy what what huh and he just oh my god him holy [ __ ] oh who do I gotta pop this one over here yeah holy [ __ ] how did that happen but he he did no greed oh I got me shaking his [ __ ] okay money shot okay right you can eat it okay so I guess he's gonna fight this guy right yeah it's a titty shot you're right and he just goes all into endurance and strength he doesn't even get any why is he getting that stamina [ __ ] what do you mean bad Rob why does he say bad run I was -15 last time whatever I'll get there what because in this guy's world if you don't beat the game in in 35 minutes you're dog [ __ ] I guess dude because like nee-nee-nee oh my gosh okay super few things on ebay by 83 without them dead I'm pretty sure it deals so much damage they can like double hit you too okay this is incredible so I this Dark Souls thing could have just been a 30-minute stream yeah easily easily maybe takes me to the door here what the [ __ ] Heiner D how is he so efficient he was good man like he must been doing this like hundreds of times why is he exit the game does that prevent like cutscenes hurt huh yeah I forgot you didn't get that bonfire no I didn't because of I so within the next two minutes the gargoyles will be dead completely okay okay dude there's that big guy he doesn't even deal with him what about the night up here okay okay that wasn't too bad no only had to pin slap him once why doesn't he I guess he doesn't use the big weapon all the time because it's heavier oh I have not seen that nerdy no okay all right no he's already out to go yeah their nard that's the plane okay dude same start again nice and you just hit him already [ __ ] you wait what [ __ ] duck don't be weird what my god are you weird okay whatever that was a that was a really weird fight that was a really really weird fight what the [ __ ] hurrah thank you for using your feet oh it was linked with a tier 2 sub for thirty four months man if you're for him that was bad one much no it was that was good he just beat the boss what do you mean maybe a little bit of time oh yeah I'm definitely saving time here what do you mean that was that was so good look at this chat okay and he's using his teleport right and it takes him back to the garden he's teleporting back with a Firelink shrine dude how's he gonna even get over to that boss see I you got gold time there dude went gold Oh cuz he was that wait what the [ __ ] yes shut up I'm trying to quit out I don't even remember that mob did I not see yeah you didn't do that part of the game at all remember when people were spending Lal trick little W yeah that's the guy that killed your fire keeper man was I supposed to kill him that should be perfect health oh well that's really good yeah that's pretty much perfect that's very nice so the more damage he takes the more damage he deals was I hung over meme stream not at all actually I drank a vase of water nice full vase of water before I went to bed there's a cow okay it's even gonna deal with killing these guys what's so crazy is like how did he kill the gargoyles so fast the [ __ ] halberd dude the Black Knight weapons are [ __ ] broken in this game he just rolled all the way down code veiny I'm gonna be playing code vain lead it actually it's very nice but he just rolled okay and now he's gonna fight the boss with the poison on then you a motifs from a German barians yeah I mean it seems like a bad idea cuz if he gets hit he's dead rotten the poisons an attentional ring yet but I should be what there we go that's that's really good okay wait what the [ __ ] he's tooth that way what what this guy just oh he just goes in man you thought you went in no no this guy [ __ ] goes in track and shits in their mouth but how did it get I just hey this thing just got [ __ ] yeah I got a why is he using the hammer now go I already practiced off stream this morning oh thank you dude this is [ __ ] ridiculous that's a hammer now it's it's not really gonna get run it's not guys one of the best Dark Souls players into my [ __ ] world it's not really that ridiculous bro why how do you go so fast wait what I don't how you go so fast man he's your [ __ ] chat why this is so fat and there's no point of doing a drop attack there except seeing the dust animation against them this is incredible man which I like Holy Father yeah this is not the best of roads but he came I'm legit I gotta go fight here dude I'm legitimately impressed we're sorry setup this time I thought how is the literal god it's incredible and he just avoids fall damage wait he's gonna kill the hide are you kidding me I land on the other railing okay oh he jumped down the Prok the ring didn't he [ __ ] me wait how did he not get hit by that you know what I'm gonna be all of this I'm gonna try to block with Albert if I die I die whatever don't care wait wait no wait this is bad wait wait wait oh yeah okay take it he's a why where you gonna go where you gonna go here okay okay okay Oh am i alive what is good question okay Wow and now we just got the dry first super smo and now this OH oh my god like not only did I survive were like one health I also actually got hit by the Hydra but it didn't kill me I actually got hit by the Hydra on the second attack he's doing this to skip this cinematic I guess I actually don't know why I think it just like skips animations or something good safe play safe play 800 nuggets wait I don't care I wonder how much that ring makes him do but he's our if I [ __ ] up the jump I know now I can actually just block with the Halliburton I'll survive with the health okay Arkel again did sixty-seven thank you holy [ __ ] fifty percent damage I'd be too afraid to do that man I'd be worried that I died the record is 42 seconds faster than my PB peanut butter I am doing Charlotte Colossus remake and darks is 180 SAS so I'm gonna do a little commentary run that for this no it's gonna suck but oh this is the board that killed me you think he gives a [ __ ] about a poor no he yeah I thought he did but he doesn't pig pig and he just avoids that boar what the [ __ ] I can't don't don't okay oh the pig it almost got in there you can actually hit you through the railing holy [ __ ] what are you gonna do what are you gonna do okay why does he kill him specifically be nice be nice come on come on come on broken pendants where does he need the broken pendant for I'm sorry what that way even needed that for DLC service we're not even that artorias yet look dude it's all for us but just watch it unfold okay and I've died a lot to him recently I don't know why holy [ __ ] big glitch incoming alright I'm ready for it okay is this the glitch yeah thats the glitch okay what the [ __ ] I thought you had to get all the ward vessels to get to Guin you thought cuz that's what it said in the game okay so he's running over there to it he's making sure it doesn't go underwater see though chat actually I can say that because look at that train wreck Hydra segment okay so he goes in the real run it is it I did not mod this big cage it's a real run dude I've also have also died too guarding the law because I get [ __ ] orangey and then I you owe him and then I die let's not do that this time oh this is about this bush took me so long to beat that just the three right before I mean yeah I go say play okay and then I that's whenever I hit them - great minds think alike see look wait what's [ __ ] Marrs thinking for the fire beam you were so pissed right now dude this is your glorious man Shh well he's gonna beat artorias remember how it took you five hours to kill artorias you were at the brink of your [ __ ] sanity you could not take another death you were at the limit I was and Wow well actually when zero zero what's he doing now strats with that and I was far away from the fog aid what the [ __ ] is this so I went up this way um okay and now what come on Artie no somersaults please I'm gonna play this fight so safe though look at this latte with it with a Yule Log form I can save 21 I bet there's gonna be like a bug dude he's gonna take advantage of cuz there's no way that like up one menu is awkward nuclide there's no way cuz there's gotta be a cab ugh there's no way he'll just be in a moment then if I first there's no way there's no way yeah you're right you're right you're right there's no way this is giving me PTSD man whoa I'm not going on that pocket shame I meant it's just that easy dude I'm not nagging it's all right again yeah that wasn't that good that was not very good at all actually that's pretty poor yeah not too good actually no7 she would save more all right should have saved more their chat by skipping coming sorry thanks beaver you could not be the chosen one wait he just went in he went to the oak away Lee Township and then he ports back how the [ __ ] is this supposed to work wait what wait no this is wrong oh my god why it's dark sign there oh my god Oh [Laughter] that's what happened to me I got hit and now he's got the purple buff which is I think the ring know the wrong killer Oh but Gwynn's like the last go look at the [ __ ] pace dude there's no way dude oh my god this dude is [ __ ] shaking right now you know that I would be too look how fast this is where I was at there we go this is it huh berry-berry what do you mean Perry huh the Perry [ __ ] God baby this is close this is pretty close and I am allowed to Ulta for their oh that is that is close chat wait he's not that is very close this is gonna be interesting is he trying to see how in my the record is 42 seconds faster than my PB but that's all great I'm okay just a minute I've got to see this what is the record now again I don't remember is it 32:56 it's not gonna be quite it I think what the [ __ ] man it is it actually is Jesus Christ I actually hope it I don't know if it counts those actually have a gadget open but I never used it boy oh my god and by the way guys check yeah Adam and give him a follow I'm gonna link this video everybody everybody follow his twitch and his YouTube channel and like his video what in the [ __ ] man holy [ __ ] the dark wow I had that's [ __ ] amazing dude oh my god check my time in that Hydra is fine that's crazy what the [ __ ] man oh my god dude this is ridiculous check your time okay just a second run well I don't want to watch the entire trilogy run but I can look at it right now Dark Souls no-hit Dark Souls trilogy no hit run I'm not gonna watch a 10 hour video I just want to say wait what the hell is this what game is this oh by the way guys is this dark so I don't need where's the part okay so he's here wait did he beat I'm Dave a crack this isn't spoiler I already seen it what the [ __ ] how is he so no he beat all three in a row no hits taken yep oh he's going backwards so he started at the Dark Souls 1 or Dark Souls 3 right oh my I see now I just like and this is ten hours though is this all just like one sitting imagine having a constant adrenaline rush for ten hours that's a lot at hours so he just sat down and beat every [ __ ] game in a row without taking any damage yes besides whatever damage you need to take to but that was fall damage probably I this is so oh my god this is a no hit run yeah like he doesn't like and then no hit run that means that he doesn't get hit that's you know no hit run is he doesn't get hit no hits no I'm serious okay so God okay I've got to see this Quinn I've got to see this man wait till you see the black night guys okay I'm gonna move like all right this is the last last five minutes is people got time here we go what the [ __ ] je mcg God the so many subs and stuff he's wearing the helmet to reduce the damage or his health so we can proc the ring correct he's just resting he's chillin he's calming down he's ready to go to work he's ready to succeed he's ready to kill what's he doing imagine failing now I don't know what I'd do if I if I failed then he did once was it on was it on streem was it or is it on streem I'm curious yes oh that III whoo okay all right here we go this about the beginning folks we can get don't watch it spoiler it's [ __ ] adventure to go on brand-new [ __ ] content on the stream can you believe it okay second time in two weeks we've gotten to the end of the trilogy Dark Souls 3 old boss Dark Souls 1 all busted up born demon souls Resident Evil 4 to come but next [ __ ] Gwen or not Gwen no yeah Gwen but seriously I'm gonna do something first okay imma do something a little crazy first so this is the this is the culmination with what the [ __ ] going to take out the first two nights because the second one is this one can i zoom in in the past week because I'm a [ __ ] idiot and I just don't want to I don't want that kind of pressure on me right now so he's just running away that way he doesn't have to deal with the nights right he's shooting him in the dick that's smart was he waiting firm to reset do they stop [ __ ] running or what okay so he stopped running right oh he's trying to bug him out why doesn't he he should shoot him in the head dude holy [ __ ] is here what the [ __ ] he's here - wait what what do you mean alright who who's [ __ ] notifying these gods this is insane man okay so he killed the first guy just with the bow this is what I should do next time Mike about having trouble with something cuz I had to do the no death run and I hate to [ __ ] watch these videos and see how these guys avoid damage and [ __ ] honestly with the no death run I'm not even worried about dying to a boss I'm worried about dying the gravity okay yeah this is incredible what what the only other person we need is Lobo okay here we go so he's gonna shoot him thirty damage I could have been better okay the second here somebody beat it in twenty minutes I watched it already thinking a song time for the two dollars I appreciate that man thank you thank you until you leave don't come back to logout and then is the week's loads in I see that makes sense okay oh this to donate $100 there it is dude alright here we go no deaths hear that breathing he's trying to calm himself down doesn't want to die here she's gonna try and kite that guy away and go the other way yep there it is see that avoid two more nights to avoid right here okay you've got the attack axe guy and you've got the polearm guy you see he's actually he's having heart failure this is good dude this is [ __ ] impressive his [ __ ] wow that was good timing oh my [ __ ] god oh my [ __ ] god ZZ can you imagine being that happy dude [Music] that's [ __ ] wild [ __ ] what the [ __ ] man what in the [ __ ] is something behind me [Music] that's actually [ __ ] ridiculous like I can't even believe that happened like there's the video right there go give that guy a follow go like the video years on Twitch - yeah yeah give him a follow the happy hob man holy [ __ ] [ __ ] dude like doughnuts dude the stories of happy I'm thirty hundreds this [ __ ] me holy [ __ ] forward to the no death run your I should be giving you that hundred dollars man holy [ __ ] thank you so much man congratulations on this run that's absolutely [ __ ] insane like I I'm gonna I'll go back that's absolutely [ __ ] insane dude like no 3 2 1 3 2 no I'm not gonna do that come on what you got to do it I don't know yeah I don't know if I can do that man I might be a little bit uh wait we were wait what we not only is dude that guy here dude the [ __ ] dolor guys here Vaati Vahdat body vidya yeah the Lord videos for Dark Soul really let me look holy [ __ ] I don't know how to say his name I don't know if it's like body or something like that this is incredible I oh my god

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Length: 49min 53sec (2993 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 24 2018