A͏s͏mongold Rates His Favorite Snacks

this is my snack box we've got honey buns we've got let's see if 20 of these other snacks as well sorry it's hitting the mic I apologize for that I have often there's more honey buns as well I've got lots of snacks I'm always ready for anything so if you think that I'm not qualified to make these opinions you're clearly just you must be new here alright this is an expert analysis alright so what we have here is something that I've wanted to share with you guys for quite a while this is the thing this is pure premium ideal bonafide raw in a content and we're gonna go and make a decision on which one we think is better all right number one and number eight oatmeal cream pies or Boston cream rolls Mott's please issue parma bans for anyone who is going to say oatmeal cream pies because they're disgusting know that that's a big [ __ ] wrong i'm not actually gonna permiten actually permabanning you guys okay it's a joke i now like now that it's like you know bands are more important i feel bad about even saying that can't say it no I'm not actually gonna per menu but listen we're gonna go Boston cream rolls this is superior okay strawberry shortcake rolls or zebra cakes because strawberry shortcake rolls look like it looks like a cream pie in a girl that's on our period okay like I might get it like let's be real I mean come on everybody knows this yes I know it's you and that's why we're gonna go with [ __ ] zebra cakes we're gonna go 100% zebra cakes zebra cakes 100 am i wrong come on am i [ __ ] wrong how much you know I have a very active imagination okay Little Debbie stamp on yeah they're basically tampons alright banana twins or chocolate cupcakes what do you guys think uh let's see chocolate cupcakes God you guys are smart I agree okay chocolate cupcakes hundred percent honey buns are star crunch dude nobody buys this trash we're going honey buns like I'm not even I'm not even gonna ask you guys his opinion on this it's obviously [ __ ] honey buns okay now we'll go over to the other side now nutty-buddy bars the thing about nutty-buddy bars is that unless you live on Antarctica and the temperature is below zero it's literally impossible to eat these without having to chocolate melt and get your hands completely dirty and disgusting and in the time whenever you're supposed to wash our hands and not put our hands in our mouths we're gonna go ahead and go with donut sticks because they're better okay I don't want to have this [ __ ] nasty greasy ass chocolate all over everything use the plastic and that's disgusting too like that's all so disgusting I think I even have some of those I need to actually clean out my snack box you guys seem to remember this remember we get to do that okay so we're gonna go with donut sticks obviously can't see wait you guys can't see yeah you can I'll move it over a little bit there um okay now everybody can see everything alright so fudge rounds or Christmas tree cakes show you guys I want to drop a knowledge bomb on you guys and I don't know if people are gonna be ready for this but I'm gonna do it anyway one of those the zebra cakes and the other one is Christmas tree cakes they're the same thing there's the there's the exact same thing guys I mean like let's be real okay so donut sticks flood rounds are better bud trams are absolutely better we're gonna get a fudge round hundred-percent chocolate marshmallow pies or cosmic brownies chocolate marshmallow here's why we already have zebra cakes we don't need another zebra cake you guys think cosmic brownies so the only thing I don't like about cosmic brownies is that because I don't really have like my teeth ro I broken sometimes the little cosmic brownie pieces will get stuck in a piece of my teeth and they'll just be there but in my opinion I think the brownies with the nuts on them I would look up brownies with nuts on them on YouTube or not YouTube on Google but I feel like that might end in a vacation for me so I'll just tell you this I think that the brownies that nuts on them are superior but but I do think cosmic brownies are also good I don't want to dig through the whole box right now I've got a lot of [ __ ] in there though just keep that in mind okay cosmic brownies we're gonna go there peanut butter crunch bars or Swiss rolls so my dad my dad bought me a box of Swiss rolls and he put it in the cart and he says put that in the box he's talking about the snack box he says I'll eat those later so he basically bought himself food for him to eat over out of my snack box in my opinion in my opinion I think peanut butter crunch rolls are better but Swiss rolls are also equally good so I'm gonna well I I like a little bit of variety in my food and so that's why I like the chocolate cupcakes and Swiss rolls are pretty similar but we are going to let a vote I don't wanna do a vote it's just gonna that's gonna drag everything out uh outside of Sixtus package oh yeah it's kind of weird yeah that's the other thing the Swiss cake rolls if you eat a Swiss cake rolls all their downstairs yeah no way I'm getting up again that was so exhausting can't do that twice yeah for testing is you get the [ __ ] the black [ __ ] gets stuck to your hand man like that the outer layer like you touch it and it just comes right to [ __ ] off it sticks on your finger it's so nasty and so I personally think peanut butter crunch bars are better so I'm gonna go with peanut butter crunch bars these are these are the best ones okay now no too bad this is what I like they're so good yeah peanut butter crunch because they're different like Swiss cake rolls are chocolate cupcakes dinner shaped differently they're the same thing it's it's the same exact thing like guys like Little Debbie you know what they do whenever it's like Valentine's Day they just rename Christmas tree cakes Valentine's Day cakes like that's all they do there's different texture uh it's it's kind of I know it's not exactly the same but it's pretty close okay Boston cream rolls or zebra cakes what do you guys think yeah yep 100% 100% we're gonna go a zebra cakes Boston cream rolls [ __ ] you okay next one chocolate cupcakes for honey buns this is a hard one I actually III don't think the jury's out on this what do you guys think I'll let you guys decide and then I'll get my my take we will do a poll for this one because now we're in the semi-finals so I want to go ahead and see I want to see what people have to say about this okay give me a second let me put this up there we go all right um which one a cupcake or was your honey bun okay we'll create the poll right now alrighty guys so honey bun has a pretty a pretty substantial lead with 53% I'm actually gonna have to agree with this I think honey buns are better personally so I'm gonna go with honey buns over the chocolate cupcakes now honey buns have a unique texture we need to recount for nutty bars listen good I made an executive decision for nutty bars all right it's a little bit different here smash cupcake on face you know what Equipe it if we kill mythic azshara I'll do another cupcake smash on my face okay but it's not gonna be until then okay let me get back over to here and we're gonna move honey buns up to the semi-finals all right donut sticks or fudge rounds [Music] I think five dot yeah everybody's saying five yeah true big true so true very accurate not not untrue factual we're gonna go with fudge rounds they're gonna move forward into the semi-finals now don't stick shouldn't even be in this conference no they should like donut sticks are great like there's one time I looked at a donut stick and I got turned on because the top of it reminded me [ __ ] so anyway our cosmic brownies or peanut butter crunch bars cosmic brownies were peanut butter crunch bars what do you guys think um oh this is really hard I mean like I I'm gonna actually have to go yeah I'm gonna have to go with cosmic brownies and here's why cosmic brownies are one of the og Little Debbie snacks it's like it's it's it's just the original [ __ ] man it is the original [ __ ] snack bro I've been eating these cosmic brownies for 20 goddamn [ __ ] years dude there's no way we're gonna get with peanut butter crunch bars they're great but cosmic brownies are iconic we're gonna go with cosmic brownies and move these into the semi-finals as well all right okay zebra cakes for honey buns [Music] I'm gonna vote what's vote on this one let's vote on this one I've already come up with my decision and what I want to see but before that I want to go ahead and take a look at this okay all right here we go okay um all right Honeybuns are coming out ahead honey buns are the [ __ ] like these are just so dominant I didn't Royce honey buns were as dominant as they are this is incredible what the [ __ ] man Wow honey buns running [ __ ] okay okay we're gonna go with honey buns sounds good to me let's pull it up boom honey buns right there donut sticks or flood rounds oh I forgot to even what I'm gonna say fudge rounds without a doubt fudge rounds without a doubt 100 [ __ ] percent wait I already wait I already did that one never I'm so dumb but I'm so dumb I completely confused myself yeah I looked at the wrong one cosmic brownies or fudge rounds I'm so dumb cosmic brownies or fudge rounds you guys are going with the threes alright okay the final one Honeybuns versus cosmic brownies the final poll the final test get ready okay here we go gentlemen let your voice be heard there you go guys voted up Kosmic brownies I'll let everybody vote a little bit more when we got a 3,000 votes you got over 30,000 people watching if anybody else wants to chime in what people know what they what the [ __ ] they think about this situation here's how I will get this this is very nuanced answer so I want everybody to write this down early start start taking note Honeybuns as a snack or as a medium of food is not particularly original truthfully you can go to any different bakery and you'll see a dozen different options of honey buns there is a number of different honey buns out there honey buns are not necessarily something new that's been created by Little Debbie more so honey buns are just an iteration on an existing bakery snack but cosmic brownies they came from another world the texture is unique the little weird pieces of [ __ ] that's on top of them nobody did that before the double textures of the fudge on top of the other stuff that's below the fudge that I don't really know what it is it's basically the cake [ __ ] the two of those that come together and then come apart whenever you eat the first bite of it obviously then you have to push it together it's kind of weird but that's okay this is a unique snack and something that was created by Little Debbie as an original idea and they innovated on the snack game in a way that a lot of people didn't really understand but the good thing is that they respect you literally just brownies with stale sprinkles yeah but that's better than literally just something else literally just the same thing you've had before there's a million like you going to any bakery and there's honey buns you don't go to every bakery and nurse cosmic brownies all right that's different they are [ __ ] different cosmic brownies are number one they're taking it home and they're the goddamn [ __ ] best and they're the [ __ ] champion cosmic how am I gonna fit be our Oh W in IE s okay alright so I had this I had to go home I had to go a little bit backwards on that but cosmic brownies are going to be number one they are the capstone great snack that Little Debbie has created and brought into the world brownies trash no man this is what I would have I I think that it's in between cosmic brownies honey buns and maybe fudge rounds I think fudge rounds are really good too fudge rounds are great justice little Debbie's use tampons no ma'am we're not gonna go with the [ __ ] straw no alright just [ __ ] no Swiss cake rolls are trash - yeah I'm not a really big fan of those either agree fudge rounds are fantastic well fudge rounds are unique as well you don't see fudge rounds a lot and other other types of bakery items either fudge rounds are unique so I think that Little Debbie the number one snack the best snack is gonna be the goddamn cosmic brownies zebra cakes I don't think they're that good like I mean zebra cakes are good but everybody is out here acting like zebra cakes are like the next coming of Jesus like they're fine but I don't think that are amazing I don't know maybe that's just me but that's how I see it dude nutty buddy they're the best [ __ ] series there all right but they're not as good as people are making them out to be that's the only thing that I'm trying to say I'm not saying that they ain't good they're definitely good but that's all they are is good ok look like where's the zebra you know what I don't like about zebra cakes it's they make [ __ ] the Zebras on the zebra cakes now look like sjw's they have like eight different colors of hair and they're wearing like [ __ ] but the day have their nails painted and it's three different colors it's weird like I'm serious look at this where can I pull this up you see bread cakes okay look at him where our weight only minimizes sorry I didn't have this in here it's in the way will be this guy can't see yeah you see it now tell me this guy isn't in a community college art show please tell me this guy is not in the community college art show come on net it's weird dude it's [ __ ] weird and I can't say that I like that zebra doesn't make me want to eat zebra cakes okay it just doesn't and uh it's always looked like that though yeah but now it's different because of the cultural norms that change and the other ones the the zebra cake crossovers let me see if I can find it boy walk look see I told you I swear to god this is not scripted look it literally has them there he reads it's raw sardines yeah I mean ear doesn't really have an opinion on this okay this is this is the na realm here alright what's the worst nap on the list oatmeal cream pies because every single oatmeal cream pie is the cookie cream pie that I'm not eating yeah yeah that's that's what I think Swiss cake rolls knockoff yeah they're basically knockoffs these are disgusting I'm not a fan of it their opinion on mukbangs would you ever see you doing one in YouTube I'd like to see review sweets I'm actually thinking about doing a youtube series I'm gonna call it jerk-off they'll be about beef jerky stay tuned [Music]

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Length: 21min 28sec (1288 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 05 2020