We Spent the Day at Asmongold’s House

that's the uh that's the circle of one damn it's cool cuz like the more I breathe air in here it makes me feel like slightly sicker that's a big ass Cricket wait is that real no it's Oh I thought that was real it's not wait you have so dude your sink crazy no this is fine yeah I usually don't use that one wait oh no this has been used us yeah I I use it pretty regularly oh you letting that pan soak yeah how long that been soaking for uh like a a day oh okay cool Co cool yeah it's actually not that bad dust in the pan you're lying is this the same kitchen you cook in yeah why is it am my cers I feel way smaller than you thought it was going to be rooms look bigger on camera like I mean like this is nuts cuz like just me and you and this whole kit it fills the whole thing up holy this is holy [ __ ] that's the craziest thing I've ever seen how long those been soaking for they're not soaking oh okay there's no water okay so okay so if you wanted the fork and knife right now where would you get it from uh right here I have these yeah I have these right here that's crazy oh you've got cream soda bunch of condiments those have been there for like long time I wouldn't recommend eating those okay oh dude one of spicy ketchup that's clutch oh the Trix yogurt too how old are these oats that's got to be at least like 15 20 years oh you your dried blood on top of the ceiling too look at all that see that no no that's not it that could be some wasp poison cuz there used to be wasp that would get up there and I'd spray them down oh this is a TV my ex-girlfriend left here Works totally fine I just don't know what to do with it these are pillows that had mold on them so I threw them out of my room and that's my bathroom it was actually so bad that I did clean it up that was the only thing I actually cleaned up before you guys came over here it was actually that bad so that is cleaned up uh this is my other room this like my my room's the kid and this is my bedroom this is where I sleep y The Nest it's real well I actually had to get rid of most things out of the nest that's uh because they were moldy they were moldy do you actually sleep down here or you just sleep upstairs in your room I don't like this it's like this oh [ __ ] I got my pillow yep very comfy and cozy why you got all those we always we just wear the same damn shirt well I haven't move I haven't moved them like what else am I going to do with them like damn let's see yeah I didn't clean anything up so I figured i' give you guys the authentic experience and then the main place this is where I'm usually at this is the this is my room let's see I I actually I got this desk at Office Max this is like a bunch of like random stuff I have here this was a whiteboard that I would put a list of things that I had to do in World of Warcraft so I got my chair and that's the other chair I got the sofa um it was like nearby I got it it was on the side of the road uh we like put it halfway on the car same with this one and then I held it for like 2 miles while we took it back to the house let's see I have this sword I have like 10 different blankets here that I kind of just have in a giant pile I just pretty much pull it all over myself and then I've got oh these are sofa cushions there's another sofa that I got rid of but I kept the cushions because I wanted to be able to make I wanted to be able to make a sofa cushion Igloo I never got enough D yeah make sure to Twitch Prime so you can afford it let's see what else is there oh this is my plaque for getting 100,000 Subs on YouTube I have a million one I don't know where the plaque is I maybe I lost it I don't know oh it's a bird that's pretty much my house this is where I live it's cozy I think with like yeah it's 90% filled up with [ __ ] garbage bro that's crazy oh that's crazy maybe maybe 99 well why do you have thousands of dollars laying around um I did that as a visualization it's fake money I'm going to burn a $20 bill every single time I do a 10 pole just to show how many how many of them I waste Jesus Christ let me chill BR no I just open no that shit's happened like 10 times what the uh yeah I used to have stuff in there but then it's like kind of a pain in the ass to take the stuff that was in there and put it back in there so I just kind of didn't do that oh dude I was looking at the Nature Valley Bar Box you got here and I was like how can anybody eat these without it exploding the dust all over it and then I see it all over your keyboard I also thought we'd see rats like dead rats cuz you kept talking about the dead rats I hav se s oh yeah I threw them away so nice there's a there's an area where a dead rat decayed the carpet I could show you but that's about it oh that'd be cool is that it right there no no that's something else I think it's somebody threw up there or something I don't remember so yeah um trying to think what else is there to even look at here I don't know about you I'm kind of hungry you want to cook me something or we're going to do the steaks yeah you want to cook like a potato or something a potato yeah be lit my my friends and I we used to uh steal trays from Taco Bell so you guys should actually have the tray from Taco Bell to eat off I'm already like used to the smell well it smells like old house I guess like yeah I didn't smell like trash or rotting anything honestly yeah no I don't have any trash in the house I mean well I mean yeah I mean I do like I mean there's there's definitely some trash but you say you don't have any Trash now well what I mean is like not designated trash right I mean you could make the argument that like 95% of everything in the house is trash with tectone you did I think that you're right um but I'm not trying to actively throw those things away it's just you know it is what it is I did get staks and everything I went to the grocery store yesterday this is the steaks what fat percentage is that I don't know look like who the [ __ ] wants to eat fat my ass that [ __ ] good bro that [ __ ] good you you don't dry off the pan before you put the water in wh what's the worst case scenario I mean nothing it'll evaporate I guess I've just never seen the techque you want me to put the moth in there sure no I don't think so he three roaches and uh nice black mold black mold where that sh right there oh no that's um there was a uh like a posum or something that came in through the light oh yeah there's a hole in the CE what the [ __ ] oh okay that's how they got in yeah yeah yeah so what we're going to do here is we have the two Saks and we'll turn on the burner here we have four people here Jay I'll make you a steak as well and look at that there you go man let me go yeah what that face you just made like wait this [ __ ] got four trash cans you're so clean my mom had a strategy whenever we ran out of room in a trash can we just buy a new trash can you don't have salt or pepper uh no I got upstairs oh yeah that makes sense this is really what's going to take the most time is cooking up all the potatoes you want to help no no you can't it's just a [ __ ] microwave time and steak number one dude that pan is not that is [ __ ] so cold what do you mean it's supposed to like make sound when you put it on exactly and the sound actually Sears it to the pan which makes it harder to clean which waste time yeah stupid my bad and then after I get them both in the pan stab the [ __ ] out of them get this one here you want to know how this hasn't been opened in months because it's prepped to where if you open it [ __ ] falls out you see see the [ __ ] fell I will say credit what credits do this [ __ ] smells good it does the potato smells that smells stupid good yeah we'll do the other two sticks after this we do a little bit more butter uh yeah that's a drawer full of stuff oh birthday candles birthday candles yep there's those we got hammers um yeah rubber bands uh incense probably a bunch of other crazy [ __ ] in there and then I don't know if there's anything in the oven oh oh those are brownies those are from like uh last uh Valentine's Day I'll put those back in there I does your dishwasher work no okay I try to use as few dishes as possible that way I don't have to wash them oh these are oh these are fresh cookies oh yeah those are actually fresh ones there's like boes in the house this is the only fresh box so I love eating the [ __ ] my friends like to eat that's good that's a good ass cookie it is a good ass [ __ ] cook cookie see look at this [ __ ] steak now it's looking better right you were getting stressed out weren't you Jay he was getting stressed out so we got one steak right here I can't believe it works what work oh you don't want to use that don't use that oh the ice is molding you for he's been eating this ship for 30 years it's probably fine right yeah yeah do you have smoke alarms what okay and we've got one more potato after this and then we'll have everything I'll go uh I'll go prepare the table outside yeah yeah that way we can eat like a family okay do you want like paper c um what did you need that for you're literally wearing pants this is pretty much good to go let going see what that going do go ahead yeah youever like watch a streamer and you're like oh man they're probably way different it's probably just a character this is crazy to me like Jay this is [ __ ] crazy bro like this for like 30 Years bro this is insanity I can like feel his whole life here like I can see where people have been I can understand the stories that have happened it's uh it's actually [ __ ] Wild you want to seat did you see did you see the crater over here oh look at that what the [ __ ] oh that's a tennis ball damn bro it's been here so long it's turn blue what the [ __ ] when you look at these things you can guess like how long they've been here and then you come over here right and you look under this and you see all the toys so you'd assume that there's like kids here and then you realize asma's an only child and these kid toys are just his from like 30 30 years ago look at that Lil Tikes Lil Tikes yellow car those were the the squirt guns him and his friends play with it's like you can see a whole man's life in one house you said this one's mine this house is like a it's like a time capsule but it just never Chang wow it's like we're having a picnic full disclosure I just keep it a buck the seasoning is is burned to [ __ ] it's cuz he didn't turn down the pan it still smells good it does I'm I'm just keeping it 100% you know there you go thank uh well thank you for the meal man yeah thanks for dinner this looks great how do we dress this properly like do we put the so you get the potato right here cut it right open on this on the middle then I get the salt pepper can't [ __ ] up a potato like just it smells good fun fact about A1 uh it actually never actually goes bad it just um turns into like wine all right that's crazy that's good as [ __ ] that is actually good as [ __ ] try that [ __ ] okay first time real authentic asthma gold steak mhm he that you know what you know what's crazy though that's for you it tastes just like beef jerky it does yep just like beef jerky you want to know what my favorite food in the world is beef jerky that's right yep right yeah like it is a little dry but it's not it's supposed to be dry but it's dry and then that sauce cuz like if it's dry that means there's nothing bad any bad mold or anything like that that's going to get through if you eat it like this it feels like you're eating beef JY MH okay it's Lally just beef jck I mean see it makes sense you've refined your recipe for what I'm assuming is over like 10 12 13 years that's M it there's no way some some guy's going to sit there and eat [ __ ] for 12 years that's good as [ __ ] I mean I assume not there are people that go to waterburger regularly yeah that's true yeah I expected it to be a little bit more bland like not like in an inedible way but I mean it has a lot a lot of flavor that's what putting a bunch of seasoning on it D I'm also you know I'm not a big eater right so it's like for most people it's not a lot of food but for me it's it's perfect you ever want me to clean like a room or something what you want me to like pick up a little bit sometime or no for what just in case you know see how it feels oh just don't look at it all right I get why you don't move yeah you can tell there's like a a lot of stories here every hole in the wall tells the story yeah there's a lot of holes look I ate the whole thing I ate the whole thing what you think it was good oh damn right on the tab you got this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that's some good aim yeah he hit it but it didn't skew oh yeah you got it bro clean through yeah there it is there's the Mortal wound that's just dead as [ __ ] that also smells terrible you smell that smell that that's smells like somebody [ __ ] in that ball bro what the [ __ ] wait you said this this is a mattress yeah dude it's got like chicken wire it used to be so nice I used to wake up at 11:00 p.m. go to Wy at midnight eat food pass out on this mattress wake up at 2: a.m. and stream all [ __ ] night see you look like you want to try it Tech N I feel like I'm going to break that [ __ ] I'm afraid I'm too fat I won't bounce bro guys see your magic cards yeah let's do it I have a lot more but here are these you got sacred Foundry in here that's like 30 bucks yeah damn some rare [ __ ] oh slivers too oh dark steel Colossus that's my buddy's favorite card in the game that's that's the good [ __ ] though I'm telling you if you play Magic and you say oh it's to expensive bro just write the [ __ ] name on the car what does it say stomping ground yeah you need four of them yeah bro this card is obnoxious sensei's divining top how to make how to make a f minute game turn into a 30 minute game holy [ __ ] it adds so much extra time every turn yeah this is cool you're not playing like cringe deck you're just playing like good decks you ever do local tourneys uh I got enough DCI points I have my DCR card over there actually oh what the hell and I got enough points to compete in local tournaments and then I uh I stopped playing thises does [ __ ] look dorky or does this [ __ ] look cool I I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm looking at I'm going be honest that means it's dorky I mean I know how to play card games I've played like Hearthstone and R Tera yeah it's like it's like that but it's like better what do you think your rarest card is that you remember I don't know like I'm sure I have like some like really really old rare cards because like so I I went and I memorized the price of every single card and then I would go I would like tell people it's cool like I'll buy all of your cards like wholesale and like two cards would be worth like $20 and I'll be like I'll give you $20 for the whole thing and they're like oh okay sure CU and so that's where I got a lot of these cards damn bro vampiric dragon and the OG Ry awakener those look crazy that's that's the old way they used to print out multicolor too cuz now now it more so looks like this yeah the OG [ __ ] looked like murky and [ __ ] up damn that looks nice do you care yeah oh cool you care damn dog how long ago was this uh over 10 years ago that's sick [ __ ] I love magic what's in the file cabinet I haven't seen one of them things in 20 years my mom's tax documents from 1996 let's check them out I wonder are we the out of touch ones like what if normal houses are just like this I I mean like the design but I mean like look around you like what the [ __ ] is that wait what that yeah oh oh yeah so they're ants right cuz if you look at like all the gray stuff that's readymade concrete that I put up in there so the ants don't get through this is like a support beam right yeah it is is that a crack I don't know can you show us you laying down in the nest like in the like how you would like if the it today sucks how you would roll yourself up in the nest yeah I I I was literally just doing it oh so I have this um this blanket by the way is Mitch Jones blanket that's actually his ex-girlfriend's pill out too so yeah I get right in here and then sometimes I can get some more of these like so if it's like really cold then I can put as much of this as on as I want I used to have a cardboard box but then I got rid of it cuz I got a new monitor you telling me that's not the [ __ ] life how can you have a bad day when you get to retired of that look cozy right it's very cozy you know it looks bad or whatever it doesn't matter who gives a [ __ ] it's good I'm jealous bro I think we're the ones doing it wrong I mean have you seen my room I basically have that no it's not even it's not even half as good as this yeah nah it's very comforting in this house this is what it used to feel like when I was like in eighth grade and I go to my buddy Trevor's house and like it was just like I felt like I was going over to another real human being's house everybody in the house was [ __ ] smoking did this house used to smell like smoke all the time my mom smoked every single day in the house she smoked a lot yep so my buddy that's that's how I that's how I'll be realized how I got back into smoking it's [ __ ] awesome I miss it but I don't do it anymore I forgot you used to be a smoker were you ever a smoker [ __ ] no yeah what do you think how would you R would you live here I mean I'm going be honest like this house kind of reminds me of the house I had in Kansas when I lived alone like similar layout my house was [ __ ] empty cuz I didn't buy furniture cuz why would I buy furniture I'm just on my computer all day well I mean like I look at it as hunting uh you know like if you see a buffalo you want to get that Buffalo right but you're just picking stuff up off the street that's like a gathering Instinct that's what I'm saying yeah that's like like I would never buy furniture that's stupid yeah stupid [ __ ] you thinking okay but it's the same concept why would I get a couch off the street if I'm just going to be on my computer in my bed I love that salt shaker just in the middle of [ __ ] nowhere oh I was looking at that earlier oh I uh used to um there's a video I poured salt on my head they added a storm M into wow and I poured salt on my head because I was mad about it damn damn Yep this about what I do uh let's see what else is there anything else interesting here oh I have my cat ear oh this is that jacket Emy got me I just put that over here I think that's pretty much all my stuff as you can see I do not live in a crack house I live in a crack home I feel like I've gone back in time by like 20 30 Years cuz like other houses they just they don't feel like this at all I said it earlier as a joke but it actually feels like a time capsule of like how [ __ ] used to be like 20 25 years ago yeah I never replaced the TV is what you're saying yeah that too that too you guys had fun honestly I had a lot of fun did you guys sign the disclosure thing about like if you get a disease or anything like that it's not my responsibility it's not mine I'm not worried about it oh okay sorry guys this is probably going to be the last video 's ever in oh well who cares well thanks for showing us your house man you liked it yep it was good thanks for letting us come over and making us dinner all right well that's pretty much about it yeah so that's uh this is my house those are the stakes that's what it is and that's what it was so yeah thanks a lot for watching guys and we'll see you in the next one peace summer is ending and fall is here which means a new otk apparel drop this is one of our largest drops today with 23 pieces of clothing to choose from the drop goes live on October 16th at 10 CST over at otk network.com all 23 products from The Collection are custom [ __ ] custom cut and sew not made with blanks the collection will feature the crown hoodie and the jogger set which is one of these probably Emmy which one is it asmin which one's your favorite and you can check them out along with the rest of the collection using the link in the description or head to or head to otk network.com

Channel: Steak and Eggs Podcast

Views: 2,794,303

Keywords: asmongold, emiru, tectone, steak & eggs podcast, steak and eggs, steak and eggs podcast

Id: 77eECXzVHEI

Length: 22min 27sec (1347 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 13 2023