Leslie Knope: Master of Gifts | Parks and Recreation

leslie wishes she could be here herself to give you these presents but she's suspended oh and also she said that they're not from her they're from santa claus can i go first mouse rat certified gold over 100 copies sold in pawnee i need to get a picture of me holding this so i can frame it personalized leopard printed robe pink feather cuffs and on the back in rhinestones you can get it i know you're sad you couldn't get tickets to the watch the throne tour so i got you a watch and a tiny throne instead and check it out she even took out the dumb clock part and put this in muller time these are the black eyed peas and i finally killed them it's a christmas miracle every year i give leslie the same present i give everyone a crisp 20 bill and every year she gets me something thoughtful and personal it makes me furious this year she outdid herself she had it installed over the weekend it's so so beautiful if you look inside your bags you will find a few things a bouquet of hand crocheted flower pens a mosaic portrait of each of you made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda and a personalized 5 000 word essay of why you're all so awesome jj's diner put an old waffle iron up for auction is the perfect breakfast date gift for leslie breakfast day leslie has anniversaries for everything zoo day the first time we went to the zoo together double date day was the first time we went on a double date daniel day lewis day talk like a pirate day talk like a pittsburgh pirate day which why and how this calendar was last year's calendar day present celebrating the first time she ever bought me a calendar well the honeymoon was amazing we saw the bus stop where young barack obama used to sit and wait for the bus theoretically yeah it's possible then we went and visited honolulu city hall shut up you know oh my god what was it like it was amazing it looked amazing but it was closed oh my god bummer okay i have presents um chris we got you an acai tree because the acai berry is a superfood and a super gift donna we got you some coffee because you said and i quote i like my coffee like i like my men dark rich and full-bodied yes indeed and we got you some very rare hawaiian fertility tea guaranteed to help you have a baby that's so nice where'd you find that well the busboy at our restaurant um told us about a guy who we met in a parking lot and then he had a backpack full of this stuff and i'm just realizing now that it's not tea and i'm gonna throw it away ron this is the hawaiian god of anger it reminded us of you when you're at work a handsome gentleman we did not forget jerry right we got jerry some earbuds and a bag of peanuts and skymall catalog same thing you got me from your trip to washington tom we got you an autographed portrait of your personal hero no way scott carr from hawaii favor april as requested we threw that box you gave us into that volcano thank you andy as you requested got you a three pack of white t-shirts from target thank you all mine are dirty thank you hawaii happy anniversary so i know we agreed on no gifts what but i did get you a gift a bunch of them actually i was gonna surprise you with them yesterday but they never reached you oh my effin god ah you planned all of this for me an enchanted carriage this is amazing oh and your scrapbook instincts are really good i mean this is a little rough but you have a lot of talent here oh i can't believe i actually defeated leslie knope at a gift exchange yes uh yeah about that happy anniversary it's the iron throne oh it's the iron throne yes it is i had a guy at the model store make a replica he's a bigger game of thrones fan than you are okay i know i'm making that dumb surprise face but i can't help it this is the greatest gift i've ever received leslie when you play the game of thrones you win or you die yes no yes no come here come here the peasant come here who are you our starship is in trouble okay leslie listen if you're not if you don't know what you're talking good morning ron warning i know how much you enjoy paperwork but don't hover nice bench is that new no that's been there since the 90s what are you doing for your birthday on friday nothing i never aha oh god birthday birthday birthday it's your birthday it's your birthday and i know when it is ron refuses to tell anyone when his birthday is he's even had it redacted on all government documents three years of investigations phone calls freedom of information act requests and still i had nothing until a well-placed bribe to a gentleman at baskin-robbins revealed ron's birthday is on friday damn it i was so careful oh you blew it all for a free scoop of rum raisin was it worth it ron was it i command you to do nothing i'm not gonna do nothing i'm gonna do something and it's gonna be really big i have a lot of years to make up for hey did you hear the news ben and chris want us to go in a conference room seat for a meeting let's get this over with happy birthday ron ann said you had a big party sombreros karaoke i did that for anne why would i throw ron swanson an ann perkins party what about the giant list of things april was doing that was just a list of ways to mess with you she do them all she did indeed so i have rented bridge on the river kwai and the dirty dozen artie from security is outside the door so no one will bother you and a cab will be here whenever you're ready to take you home thank you what do you mean you can't look i am throwing a farewell party for my best friend ann perkins and if she casually mentioned three years ago that she thought indoor fireworks would be cool then guess what you're gonna get me indoor fireworks tonight's biggest surprise is five years in the making it all goes back to when i first met my best friend i'm here to talk about the abandoned lot on sullivan street i've been trying to get this thing fixed for months and it's government-owned and you need to do something about it i will help you is that a promise it's more than a promise it's a pinky promise that promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it i have secretly arranged to officially break ground on pawnee commons at midnight fulfilling my pinky promise that i made five years ago oh ice cream sandwich taste test that was our biggest fight victory at last all right you're all set okay i am gonna call the uh official ceremonial ribbon-cutting guy because i think we may have missed him what are you doing it's for the raccoons you have to hiss really loud and stomp your feet so they'll leave you alone and if one comes close make yourself really large like a puffer fish well i don't think this ceremonial ribbon-cutting guy is gonna make it either he flaked or he tripped and impaled himself on his own giant scissors we wait for no man let's do this one two three [Music] all right i got my park that's all i wanted from you friendship over don't even joke about that anne okay time for gifts we have gift certificates for facials for everybody then you are going to get a needlepoint pillow with your face on it and a lead headline from a newspaper on the day you were born joseph stalin dies that's right mom and you replaced him not in terms of genocide just in terms of you know being on earth happy waffle day oh my god you guys this is the best breakfast day waffle day joint present i have ever received wow thank you so much you're welcome but anne and i wanted to tell you that this is the last breakfast day and waffle day we'll be celebrating wait what oh my god you're both dying no no we just can't keep up with all the anniversaries it's too much especially cause you're so good at them i don't know better at them than you are that's ridiculous i'm so much better point taken but we have a compromise every year there will be one day and day where you can celebrate all of ann's holidays and ben day where we can celebrate all of ours what about anne month and ben month how about a week fine we went in with a day figuring she'd counter with a month we were fine with the week but there will be a third week it will be called friend week it will be commemorating this week the week that my two best friends became each other's best friends i have a friend week present for you right now here you go how did you already have these thank you you

Channel: Parks and Recreation

Views: 1,883,748

Keywords: Entertainment, TV Series, Celebrities, Comedy, Funny, Hilarious, Comedian, NBC Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation, parks rec, Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari, Nick Offerman, Rashida Jones, Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, tv mockumentary, Outstanding Comedy Series, Paul Schneider, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt, Rob Lowe, Adam Scott, Greg Daniels, comedy thursday, Best Series, compilation, leslie knope gifts, iron throne, game of thrones, breakfast day, anniversary, ron's birthday

Id: GPWbWnqk4EM

Length: 10min 10sec (610 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 18 2021