Trump Rips Off White House Photographer, Sarah Palin Runs for Congress & Jimmy’s Freaky Friday

I am a rightful host of the show I've returned thank you thank you for coming thank you for watching If You're Expecting Jimmy Fallon again I'm sorry he went home well we had a great weekend we um you may have seen or heard Jimmy Fallon fell and I swapped shows for April fools he came here I went to New York we didn't tell anyone the audience was surprised uh people watching at home were confused mostly these are tweets for we collected some tweets from people who are watching at home uh what is Jimmy Kimmel doing a Jimmy Fallon show WTF where's Jimmy Kimmel he's on Channel 11 where's Jimmy Fallon he's on channel two well either I'm effed up or drunk or Jimmy Fallon is hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live I know I had a few too many burritas but this is ridiculous this uh Fallon Kimmel April Fool's prank made me realize it's very strange we have two incredibly prominent adult men in entertainment who go by Jimmy not James well I can't argue with that I have to tell you it's a very different scene over at 30 Rock where they do to the night show gear but you're not going to believe this over there the security guards in New York actually do security hey look good for them Jimmy I like to have fun that's right there's so much history in that building too uh we have none right I mean like over the Johnny Carson David Letterman Eddie Murphy John Belushi they all worked in that building our studio here in La was a disco and a heroin needle exchange theirs is Four Seasons ours is a motel six let's put it down they're Gucci we are Baby Gap here they are a filet mignon we are a cold Arby's beef and cheddar sandwich I flew home yesterday I guess we were lucky to get home thousands of flights were canceled over the weekend because of Technology issues and thunderstorms in Florida which is wreaking havoc on plans for spring break a third of all Spirit Airlines flights were canceled yesterday the only thing worse than your flight uh on spirit being canceled is your Spirit flight not being canceled they should just call it spit Airlines and leave it at that but there's still plenty of fun to be had in the Sunshine State if you can get there this teenager from Jupiter got up close and personal with a great white shark great life that's Nick Bailey seconds after he saw a Shark he'd never seen before Nick immediately flipped on his camera for what was both one of the best and most disappointing experiences of his life after I looked at the video I realized I was like man I was so close to it I was like I really wish this could happen again and I could touch it like that would have been so cool the very next day Nick saw another great white this time off the coast of Jupiter he reached out and grabbed the Great White's tail Nick is a dip I mean is it bad that I kind of wanted the shark to eat Nick you know last night at the Grammys the big stars of Music were in Las Vegas to receive trophies Justin Bieber was there wearing the same suit the kid who played young Tom Hanks at the end of the movie big war wasn't exactly the Oscars but there were some memorable moments Doja cat I almost missed her acceptance speech because she was using the bathroom see this is why they need litter boxes under the seats I've said it a million times Ukrainian president zielinski made an appearance on the Grammys he gave a heartfelt address to the audience he said the Silence of ruined cities and killed people what is more opposite to music which is very profound what is more opposite to music I thought he was going to say Nickelback but which would have been a sick burn but this was better keep it focused meanwhile in Washington Judge katanji Brown could and should be confirmed to the Supreme Court by the end of this week the um made it out of the Senate Judiciary Committee now advances to the Sweet 16 or maybe I've been watching too much basketball I don't know throughout the hearings Republicans are trying to paint her as soft on crime and woke irreparably woke none more so than Senator Marshall Blackburn from Tennessee she's the one who asked the judge to define the word woman she was very proud of herself for that one and weighed in on this important non-issue again this afternoon in the time since Judge Jackson sat before this committee Disney has eliminated saying boys and girls the state department announced you can select X as a gender on your passport the left has slowly but surely stripped words of their meaning in an attempt to eliminate dissent and the latest victim of this campaign is the word woman yeah you know the people I'm trying to set back 50 years those are the victims of this campaign maybe less worried about the word woman and pay more attention to the people who are them I don't know and also maybe a little bit of dry shampoo in that hair Marshall Blackburn isn't the only Republican concerned about the definition of woman weirdo Congressman Madison cawthorne from North Carolina took some time out from all the coke field orgies he's been getting invited to to make this eloquent statement on that subject your left wing movement is forcing children to endure radical expressions of sexuality and yet you can't even Define what a woman is you might amend a bill but you'll never amend biology science is not Burger King you can't just have it your way good one Junior and furthermore no one out pizzas the hut take notes Madam speaker I'm about to Define what a woman is for you XX chromosomes no tallywacker it's so simple excuse me I think you forgot a vagina in there somewhere it's meanwhile the man that these uh tally wacky Doodles worship His Majesty Donald Trump this one is kind of incredible there's a tradition when it comes to presidents after they're out of office the official White House photographer the person who snaps everything they do publishes a book of photographs Obama's photographer did it Reagan's bushes it's what they do according to New York Times Trump asked his photographer for a cut of her book deal his chief photographer Shayla Craighead was planning a release a book and AIDS to Mr Trump asked her for a cut of her book Advance payment and then they told her hold off on her project so tany Leibowitz could release his own book of photos her photos before she did which he sold for 75 a pop and didn't even give her photo credits fortunately she has a lot of pictures of the guy who robbed her and he looks just like Donald Trump but what if what a creep the two least surprising things about the story one Trump's profiting from the work of someone else and two the Memoir he published about his time in office is a picture book sadly he was able to do it because under federal law those photographs are considered to be in the public domain which means they they are not subject to copyright which is why I can take a photo like this that she took and put Trump on a toilet for free so thanks for all your work how are you not get Trump made a big league endorsement over the weekend former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is running for congress now Trump issued a state I know right Sarah Palin is tough and smart and Will Never Back Down even for Trump it's impressive to fit three lies in an 11 word sentence but I guess the mass singer money dried up and Sarah is running for office Trump endorsing Sarah Palin is like paste eating endorsing glue sniffing it's ridiculous Trump still hasn't officially announced that he is running in 2024 but he's back to holding these big campaign style rallies at every truck stop that'll have them this is one of the rally goers at a rally in Washington Township Michigan that he had on Saturday she was all fired up for her fearless misleader the election I believe was stolen but we know that space force has it all they Watermark the ballots they know exactly what happened with every ballot I believe that we're going to have an emergency broadcast and the military is going to come in with martial law and we are going to be shown eight hours on eight hours off of videos for seven days the world and they're going to be showing us taped uh tribunals tape confessions any follow-up questions no nothing not even why the space force and so then Bob Dylan takes the stage I think he might be running out of things to complain about because he did a whole set on how a congressman he doesn't like spells and pronounces his name a guy who spells his name m-e-i-j-e-r but they pronounce it Meyer the hell kind of his spelling is that Meyer Meijer it's Meijer but it's actually pronounced Meyer I said how the hell do you pronounce this guy's name nobody knows if he's done nothing in Washington I said how do you pronounce his name is it measure measure they said it's Meyer how the hell do you get Meyer out of it and what's the deal with these silence you can't even hear them the Meyer family owns one of the biggest Supermarket chains in state of Michigan everyone in that crowd gets their mayonnaise and Frozen meatloaf from Meyer some of the people in that crowd probably work at Meijer they all know how to pronounce it but he doesn't so it's wrong next he'll try to overturn the spelling bee and of course no Trump rally would be complete without a nonsensical jab at the guy who beat his grumpy ass in 2020. the radical Democrats are spending billions and billions of dollars trying to secure the borders of distant foreign countries many of which you've never even heard of Americans deserve a president who will secure our borders and who will stop the biggest Invasion ever of our country and probably of any country there's never been anything like it I guess he has it I guess he doesn't heard the news about Ukraine this guy zielinski spells it with two y's why why more importantly I want to get back to her oh no it's please sorry I don't need to be patronized okay on uh on Friday night you know we had this April Fool Shenanigans and this is this is something that took months of top secret planning we coordinated our staffs our writers our producers our guests from each side of the country people have been asking how we managed to pull it off without anybody knowing this is how Jimmy Fallon flew in on a Thursday we kept the cameras rolling throughout the next two days and we captured some of the behind the scenes from the freakiest Friday in recent talk show history [Music] there he is [Music] and now the wave of disappointment comes just washing over me let's do it yeah hi everybody we already made a video I already forced everyone to go foul and foul in [Applause] and we sent it to Jimmy and we haven't heard back and you know this Friday and that is usually when Jimmy catches up on purchasing stuff and by the way I'm old and Jimmy is not so I can't read these things you know it's about glasses uh maybe we could print these a little bit bigger for me hey good to see you oh perfect thank you very much do you want to say it again spit into yeah okay thank you just something that you spit into and then yeah yeah here's your bed here's your bed pan Mr valve I don't spit anything spittoon was on my rider We're not gonna fight about this okay oh sorry I took your lunch it's Jimmy I hope I can start talking here we go it's much better than my chair my gosh really I'm really writing down all complaints I don't have a spit cup out of any of this stuff it's changed my whole life I can't believe that was the first thing I can't believe it's the first thing that was offered to me I love it wouldn't be funny if my phone my face um thing unlocked for you that wouldn't surprise me at all thank you Jimmy I believe you are up to wow whoa wow please oh please really you see him enough why would you clap for him I got big deal you see him all the time hey are you missing that much he's going down for 10 hours gosh our first guest is an Emmy Grammy and Tony winning mother who's making his highly anticipated return do you want to do a full uh come on I'm getting an inner voice you're doing great Jimmy it's really great you're doing great it just sucks so hurry the up I think my monologue is shorter than yours I always heard that yours is longer than mine monologue the monologue we have nine mystery boxes containing objects no one has ever seen before not even the people who blind people put them in the boxes we are all I have to say very impressed and depressed at how nice your studio is how's that all in L.A foreign [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] maybe we should just stay I don't know I'm fine staying here 's my phone oh oh let's go get your phone how did your phone get in my pants let's talk about this [Music] and thank you Jimmy and thanks for the whole uh staff at the tonight's show that was a a great deal of fun thanks for watching if you like that video click the Subscribe button and if you didn't like it well you hurt my feelings

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Length: 14min 48sec (888 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 05 2022