Trump Firing Everybody as Election Standoff Continues

thank you for watching thank you for joining us on cma night a special hello to those of you who are keeping the party going after the cmas tonight uh we have something fun with chris stapleton later on and he's going to join us tomorrow night first i want to send best wishes to our veterans on veterans day thank you for your service and sacrifice i hope you felt appreciated today because you are by us at least our president donald trump this kind of tells you all you need to know about him this is joe biden's first tweet of the day today today we honor the service of those who have worn the uniform of the armed forces of the united states who are proud veterans i will be a commander-in-chief who respect your sacrifice understands your service and will never betray the values you fought so bravely to defend and this was donald trump's first tweet today we will win actually it was a retweet of himself it's hard to believe that in short years we've gone from this to this but we have trump did emerge from his bunker today he visited arlington cemetery to lay a wreath at the tomb of the unknown loser i mean soldier those were his words not mine that was his only scheduled event of the week so far he's busy doing everything he can to maintain his tiny cheeto-like grip on the presidency several top defense officials are pentagon they've been ousted in favor of loyal trumpsters the directors of the fbi and cia are also rumored to be on the chopping block and some are saying that trump is turning the administration into a banana republic which i don't know to me it feels more like a baby gap but obviously trump installing these loyalists or people he thinks are loyalists and key spots at the pentagon raises fears that he's plotting something we may soon find out the answer to the question can a coup be pulled off by people who spell it c-o-o team trump continues to claim that there was widespread voter fraud even though there's no evidence to support that he's filing lawsuits left and right this is a transcript from a courtroom exchange between trump's lawyers and pennsylvania and the judge the judge asks the trump lawyer are you claiming that there is any fraud in connection with these 592 ballots trump's lawyer response to my knowledge at present no then the judge asks are you claiming that there is any undue or improper influence upon the elector with respect to these 592 ballots the trump's lawyer says to my knowledge not at present no so okay then what the hell are you guys doing here even donald trump's lawyers have no evidence of voter fraud but they're throwing all sorts of nonsense out there to see if any of it floats one of their more outlandish claims is that dead people voted in droves in pennsylvania listen the only dead person who voted in this election was rudy giuliani okay and he's registered in transylvania not pennsylvania election officials in pennsylvania have found no credible instances of fraud but don't say that to our future ex-president he's turning local officials republican officials in many cases into his punching bags his sicko fans are demanding the resignation from the republican secretary of state in georgia trump himself lashed out today at the republican commissioner of philadelphia he wrote a guy named al schmidt a philadelphia commissioner and so-called republican rhino is being used big time by the fake news media to explain how honest things were with respect to the election in philadelphia he refuses to look at a mountain of corruption and dishonesty we win a rhino if you don't know stands for republican in name only that's what they call any republican who won't go along with trump's bs trump by the way was a democrat like 12 years ago and al this guy al has obviously had enough of this schmidt i realize a lot of people are happy about this election and a lot of people are not happy about this election i i one thing i can't comprehend is how hungry people are to consume lies and to consume information that is not true well what are we supposed to eat the halloween candy is gone we have 70 days to figure this out you know i once had a rat in my attic that wouldn't leave and i finally got him out by putting an oreo in the trap seems like maybe that could work here too right does anyone anyone phone nabisco you know who trump reminds me of this you remember that lady who claimed she found a finger in the chili at wendy's her name was anna ayala and back in 2005 she was eating at a wendy's in san jose she claimed she found a severed finger in the chili bowl it was a big story there was a multi-pronged investigation and along the way they found out that anna like our president had a long history of suing companies for no good reason and when the investigation was finished it was clear that the finger in the chile like these allegations of widespread voter fraud had been planted the finger belonged to her husband's co-worker he lost in an accident she cooked it and made the story up she wasted everyone's time burned through a lot of taxpayer money you know what happened to anna she served four years in prison or one term as president and on top of that she was banned from wendy's for life that's what they should do to punish trump ban him from wendy's for life you'll never drink a frosty again here's another one that gives you an idea of what we're dealing with yesterday a trump supporter and former lehigh county commissioner in pennsylvania a guy named dan browning or dean browning rather tweeted i'm a black gay guy and i can personally say that obama did nothing for me my life only changed a little bit now i want to stop there because you if you look at his profile picture uh yeah seems like his life changed a lot because he is transformed into a straight white man so he posts this and it seemed fairly clear that he forgot to sign out of his real account and into his fake account the account he might use to comment on his own posts his gay black eye account which we all have but browning said no no no that wasn't it he claimed he was quoting a direct message that was sent to him by one of his followers a guy named dan purdy now dan purdy coincidentally responds to a lot of dan browning's or dean whatever the hell this guy's name is tweets coincidentally and then and stick with me here because this is one of the dumbest twilight zones maybe ever dan purdy posted this video backing browning's story hey guys my name is dan purdy and i am indeed a gay black man the message that you saw on dean's twitter was posted i don't actually know how it was posted but i did send it to him because i had a problem with how people of my race and sexual persuasion are treating donald trump so what's the big deal i sent that message to dean dean accidentally posted it somehow and that's the end of the story right that would be the end of the story except for that person's name is not dan purdy in fact there doesn't seem to be a dan purdy that man has been identified as bill holty who is believed to be the nephew of patti labelle of all things [Music] this is like the time la la land pretended to be moonlight it's a mystery so anyway nice work dean browning if trump pulls this out maybe he'll let you run the c.i.a this is a crazy time in history and good luck trying to explain any of this to your kids guillermo does your son benji have any idea like what's going on no he doesn't have no idea it's hard to explain the events of the past week or the past four years to your kids so we came up with a way to do it we took audio from the election coverage on cnn this week and we paired it with an episode of paw patrol and this is what happens when ryder and his team of pups meet the big bad wolf blitzer i'm wolf blitzer in the cnn election center we're just minutes away from the first results let's go back to john king what we're waiting for most is the city of philadelphia joe biden's getting just about 80 percent of the vote and they still have votes to count we can now project the winner of the presidential race [Music] joseph r biden jr is elected president of the united states denying president trump a second term but while i may be the first woman in this office i will not be the last i will totally accept the results of this presidential election if i win if you count the legal votes we did win this election lie after lie after lie that was a hot mess inside a dumpster fire inside a train wreck this is an embarrassment to our country [Music] floating away in a in his own hot air wouldn't that be a poetic enemy there's a major disturbance at the cma awards tonight a number of the nominees had to stay home because they tested positive for covet lee bryce members of lady a florida georgia line and rascal flatts are now in quarantine some of them had to cancel usually when this many people get sick in tennessee it means they undercook the squirrel but this covert 19 you know chris stapleton was able to play the cma's tonight he's going to be with us on our show tomorrow night but with the virus spreading we couldn't wait to give you a preview of his new album he has two new albums actually he's got starting over and it comes out on friday and he's got a holiday album too in 2020 holiday cheer is in short supply until now disinfect the halls with sanitizer until we get a cure from fire it's chris stapleton in quarantine hi i'm chris stapleton and this is a very covered christmas all the holiday hits you love with a bleak 20 20 twist oh cover your mouth i don't want your drop let's just put on a mask or leave this cinnabon you can't spell christmas without chris hey that's my name country music superstar chris stapleton as you've never heard him before rocks wipes my groceries disinfected my vegetables all tastes like bleach let chris stapleton fill your hermetically sealed panic chamber with festive coveted hits like ccdc your website is depressing plus coughing around the christmas tree it's beginning to look a lot like pneumonia rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lost his sense of taste and smell grandma got corona from a reindeer saucy the snowman and the instant classic i can't smell i can't smell my sense has gone away and many many more no that's actually it oh well it's still a lot tis the sneezing for chris stapleton's a very coveted christmas [Music] chris stapleton's a very covered christmas available on six sanitized discs for three easy payments of 9.99 order now and receive chris stapleton's hanukkah absolutely free eating alone in my jeep available at walgreens oh thank you chris you know watching the the cmas uh it reminds me of when i was a young boy you mind handing me my guitar uh thank you very much do you know i've been playing the guitar guillermo [Laughter] yeah why is that funny you know you haven't known me my whole life but when i was young when i was a teenager everyone people would look at me and they'd say you should be a model you should be a movie star but what i really wanted to do was sing country western music but then i heard a song and it changed the course of my life and i decided to take another path a path that led here uh maybe you know this song and if you do feel free to sing along here we go [Music] mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys let them pick guitars drive them old trucks let them be doctors and lawyers and such eyes don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone even with someone they love [Music] sorry i've only been playing a few months but picked it up in quarantine [Music] [Applause] stop stop no that's too much thank you oh you did stop okay um all right thank you we've got a good show for you tonight from cnn john king is with us hold on we have music from maren morris and we'll be right back with dr phil if you like that video then put a ring on it click the subscribe button below oh

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Length: 14min 33sec (873 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 12 2020