Anime Fans: The Ultimate Guidebook

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Thank you for signing up to our tour at the modern zoo of anime fans. here You will be able to learn and observe different breeds of the species known as the anime fan Please do not attempt to feed any anime fan you see as they live on a very strict diet of food water, and trashy Isekai power fantasy shows there's been lots of research of the type of anime fans that exists but Documentation of modern fans are less common As many well-known ones are now actually endangered or extinct, these include the commonly known Casual, weeaboo and elitist, these primitive forms have now evolved into many different breeds For example, now that the anime plague has become far more widely spread and accepted it is harder to classify who is actually a casual anime fan and who is just a Normal, healthy human thus we present the new classification model for the modern anime fan We start with the life stylist The life stylist has taken over as the modern image of anime fans and takes a more business casual approach towards anime many of these are ex weeaboos or otaku that have now grown up and found this awful new thing called A life, while they may have had countless hours to sink into anime when they are young they may find these slight annoyances have cropped up like Colleges or working to pay rent and try not to starve to death or god forbid a girlfriend That means they have far less time for animes. So they need to optimize it. This means mostly watching things They hear being discussed by friends or if they're really desperate might even resort to watching youtubers to give them recommendations They are however still very knowledgeable about anime in its culture So may end up spending more time discussing anime in person or online than actually watching it a trait also reminiscent of the Memer it is argued whether a meme of really counts as an anime fan or not because there has yet to be A recorded sighting of the species actually watching anime not including hentai, of course however You can find them in pretty much every facet of the anime community as it is theorized they are able to completely keep up to Anime entirely through memes absorbing the surrounding memes for information in a process called. osmemesis They are pretty easy to recognize as they have developed a unique language of communication through gifts Shitposts and smug anime girls though. The fully mature of the species can be spotted at pretty much every convention wearing the fucking ahegao hoodies It is unclear where the species normally resides in the real world but rumors suggest that many of them are currently looking to buy property on our Ana memes this brings us to the collectors The collectors have spent way too much money on anime and they themselves Cannot remember how they got in this position in life nor how to stop it They are the Pokemon trainers of this world except instead of catching Pokemon. They catch waifu's under no circumstances Should any of them be allowed within a ten-mile? Perimeter of any device that can play Gacha games and it is documented that they would even probably invest in cryptocurrency if it gave them a chance to get their waifu, despite their spending habits, they never plan to spend money it just kind of happens once they think they reach a period of financial stability when they no longer feel the urge to spend is when there is a perfectly timed summer event announcement with new limited edition Swimsuit version waifus and the next thing they know they are googling how to sell their left Kidney on the black market to make more money It is the common misconception that collectors have a lot of disposable income when in fact all they may possess a lot of is a lack of budgeting skills if we break down a standard monthly budget and Show it to a collector $200 in food $700 in rent $150 in utilities $1500 on anime figurines and $2,000 on rerolls in fate gran order. 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We have cancers, cancers only care about one thing Cute anime girls and every one of them is equipped with a built-in navigation System that will cause them to gravitate towards the nearest source of moe unlike the rest of the community arguing over waifus and best girls Cancers only believe in spreading love and acceptance for every girl every girl is deserving of love Because every girl is Moei and if the answer is Moe There can be no wrong answer unless the answer is Nico studies have Shown that this Overexposure to Moe has deteriorated the average specimen brain into a mindless mushy goop effects of which can be seen when they gather in one Place dividing uncontrollably to form a massive unwanted lump that spreads infecting the surrounding area with fan boy roars of Moe love Hence, the term cancer public sightings are rare. So many assume they are shut-ins who do not exercise in truth They are merely hibernating conserving their energy to the next idol concert where they are able to release all limiters doing a workout that breaks all known laws of physical human exertion within the space of a single aqua song and then we get to the intellectual evolved from the now endangered elitist the intellectual is on a journey to prove anime should be a deeply respected medium through nuanced analysis and critical discourse But deep down they know they are just looking for a way to justify the countless hours They have sunk into watching anime with no tangible achievement or merit to show for it The biggest difference between them and old school elitists is that in this day and age anime is such a wide medium So there is no longer widely accepted right taste in anime, and it is more about being able to provide a deeper well-informed justifications for one's taste however While many intellectuals may seek to enlighten the uninformed casual some may use their newfound powers to put themselves up on a pedestal perhaps they'll still unironically judge people by the number of entries on there my anime list like it's still 2008 proving that while there is no right taste in anime anymore There is still definitely a wrong one though a close cousin to the intellectual We have the animationtaku a new species that has risen very recently within the anime fandom The animationtaku is a black hole for any and all knowledge about anime production They can tell you the coffee girl who is working during production on the certain episode of anime and follows approximately 7,000 different animators on Twitter while they still technically enjoy anime The anime itself is an insignificant factor when compared to the knowledge of the staff members who worked on it, though? they will still experience a single involuntary orgasm at the sight of any impact frames an easy way to distinguish them is by the Uncontrollable response of disgust when someone mentions they know about anime production because they watched Shiro Barco next up We have the manga reader these are a mysterious species as we know they exist but they only really surfaced the moment an anime is announced then they all come out of the Rocks and proclaim that they've been looking forward to this Adaptation for forever only for the rest of the enemy community to wonder where the fuck they've been this entire time A true manga reader doesn't have time for anime and has realized that reading manga is a far more Efficient way to consume as much of it as possible What makes them hard to distinguish is that they may look act and talk like anime fans however in reality They would just watch one episode of an anime where they have read the source material and then pretend to everyone like they actually watch The whole damn thing. That's right. Manga readers we know. next we get to the Fujoshi ONLY ONE MAN AT A TIME YOU DIRTY WEEBS, I repeat ONLY ONE MAN AT A TIME Fujoshi are obsessed with men though have probably never interacted with one in their lifetime studies have shown they gain their lifeblood by shipping Any two males who are within a 10 meter radius of each other? Failure to observe any and all ships for an extended period of time will cause them to dissolve into a messy goop of gay porn It is said that every female fan possesses a dormant Fujo gene Even if they haven't activated it to become a full-blown fujoshi The early effects of this gene can be seen when females grow an unhealthy addiction to mystic messenger finding out their heart skipped a beat Seeing gifs of beautiful Asian boys almost kissing and fully completing their activation when they can sing the first verse of unravel by heart last But not least we have the cosplayer These are the breeds which have the largest exposure through pictures that have been spread online though. It is not commonly Known that after a photoshoot is finished They will disintegrate - back into their natural form of a pile of bobby pins and fabric tape while most humans live by a standard 7 day Gregorian calendar cosplays will instead track their time in relation to how many days they have left until the next anime convention and thus exist in a perpetual State of panic trying to figure out how they're gonna complete their next costume in time recently cosplaying has evolved from just a side hobby to something people can actually do for their full-time job if you're a girl then all you need to do is grow a small but dedicated following and you may be able to turn this into your full-time profession through a combination of patreon streaming and selling prints and if you're a guy then all you need to do is Yeah. Alright, good luck with that mate. This concludes our tour of the modern zoo of anime fans Remember the anime craze has spread far further than we all imagined and knowledge is key to stopping this plague if you suspect that anyone Amongst you may watch anime Please inform your nearest police officer immediately so they can be quarantined and destroyed before they are able to contaminate anyone with their shit taste Have a lovely day Hey guys, so if you enjoyed that video Thank you again to honkai impact 3rd for sponsoring this video if you want to give that a shot just click the link In the dooblydoo and they'll bring you to whatever store your device is on and also thank you very much to robert Eyeborg Basil patrick Madison Larkin and erryone else on patreon for helping to support me for this month. and making this video possible I see a lot of you have been posting me pictures of your motherfucking tea mugs, which have now been posted out so hopefully you guys are you enjoying your tea or Coffee in these mugs and also you can watch some of my other videos or follow me on Twitter or Instagram for some my other shenanigans But aside from that until my next video I've been giguk and I will see you all next time

Channel: Gigguk

Views: 1,853,952

Rating: 4.9581051 out of 5

Keywords: Anime Zone, Gigguk, Top Anime, OP, ED, Otaku, Weeaboo, Anime Fan, Nerd, Otaku Cringe, Weeaboo Cringe, Weeb, Otaku Guide, Weeaboo Guide, Anime Fan Guide, Types of Anime Fan, Types of Otaku, 7 Types of

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Length: 10min 40sec (640 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 20 2018

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