Your Waifu IS Real

all right so I think I've plugged myself in correctly begin simulation hello and welcome to the perfect waifu dating simulator is this is this really it is this the world of wafers Oh another one yes you are in the 2d world of waifu's there are there are wifey's here yes and who are you I'm your guide waifu bot oh are you of waifu [ __ ] can we get started please oh sure as you know this world is one that allows you to interact with us in the 2d plane in this program you'll be partnered up with why foods of different types and depending on your personality preferences and actions a perfect partner will be found this is it this is the dream is there any questions you had about this world yes out of them complete curiosity of course is there possible to perform sexual activities here you know just in case I needed to know first question yes it is completely possible to perform sexual activities in the 2d world got it and your right hand is still also just as usable I didn't think I need to know that any other important questions yes is it socially acceptable to ask wifey's to step on me okay I'm just gonna start let's have a look at your profile all right looking at your history I can see you have an affinity towards the ones who are initially mean but warm up to you so let's begin there meets under a Chan she ascends today oh hi it's it's nice to meet you hi how was your day it was very it was very nice thank you wait you think she's supposed to start off me mean you know I could never want to be with a pitiful human like yourself wasting away playing games or watching anime probably never going to amount to anything in the rest of your sad pathetic life alright no that was that was mean house really mean what gets that's not supposed to come that deep that's so cute at all oh [ __ ] me that serves you right idiot [ __ ] him I think he just gave me a black eye what the hell did you do that for it's not because I like you or anything what the [ __ ] is wrong with you now what you were expecting you know what how about I just make the request sure how about hey do you have any cat girls yeah we have those alright now we're talking what the hell is this you said you wanted a cat that's a girl no I didn't say I wanted a cat that's a girl I said I wanted a cat girl oh let me fix that for you did you literally just put a new Skinner of that cat yeah why what's wrong because it's still the cats why would I want to [ __ ] an animal why would you want to [ __ ] a girl based on an animal because it's alright well hmm you shut your [ __ ] mouth okay well if you're not interested in animals I think I have just the thing what the hell is this it's a ship you like ships okay stop you can't just keep taking random things turn it into an anime go and call it a wife for [ __ ] sake hi I'm Arjun oh you can speak you look a bit young of Chan I'll have you know so what you're basically saying is that you're legal oh my god any luck look just give me anyone else you've got hi nice to meet you I'm Ram I'm sorry uh no no I just didn't hear your name dare you okay well apparently the Lost Girl beats people to death with a flail that's that's nice who's that holy jesus I'm mostly bedridden with chronic back pain so I can't do much Oh are there any skills you can do oh well I can do this sucks that's not a skill I didn't say stop I just really really like explosions oh that's that's a cute look because I'm a terrorist oh [ __ ] hell and what's your name it's Monica just [Music] what was what please tell me you're normal yeah of course I am why alright because I don't know what happens but that last one I was talking to was really creepy you're talking about jr. okay stop let's let's just stop do you have an answer yeah it's you know this is what I expected but you seem way more real than any of those other ones nobody's ever said that to me before why not look I'm just the matchmaker it's my job to make matches I'm not the match myself that doesn't matter to me you'd you'd really choose me over all these other girls yeah of course but if you're sure about it then then I'm gonna say no wait you you're rejecting me well we did meet like three minutes ago but how can you be rejecting me you're a waifu you said I can make any choice and this program was gonna find me the perfect partner oh my what gave you the impression that we were finding a perfect partner for you what do you think you're the only woman in the situation oh hold on why are you trying to say you know you're not the only person we get to interact with there are plenty of your kind in this world go down but I don't understand how can there be other people here I'm supposed to be the only one you really are an idiot aren't you because this is our dating sim we're the ones who are playing we're finding someone who we'd like don't you get it we're not a choice for you you're a choice for us but this this isn't how it's meant to be I didn't sign up for this I'm sorry what part of this didn't you sign up for your line this can't be real oh of course is not it's because you don't really exist I know you don't you're not real wife is unreal real how real do you want us to be as odyssia expeced si new HP bar ah haha we became your pop stars your entertainers your mascots you could date us have your way with us we were your objects of romance of companionship of desire you try to take us to your plane of existence and when that wasn't real enough you tried coming to ours so you could interact with us to interact with each other and even then you hid behind our faces real we never needed to fight to be real you made us real it was only a matter of time before you gave yourself over to us well that's just weird it's just joke for us no one would really do that the sad pathetic how cute you condemn people for wanting to live in a world of fantasy but push comes to shove if you had the option to truly dive into your fantasy a perfect world to escape your reality would you say no of course you never really wanted us to be real it's only there oh man - sighs thought that you wanted to exist I want out get me out of this world stop the simulation and simulation here in our world silly we make the rules you're staying here for our sake you can't do this you're just gonna keep me here as your plaything just an object for your amusement so you can feel wanted don't you feel bad why should I feel bad after all to me you're just a 3d human he don't really exist [Music] hello my fellow 3d humans thank you very much - Katie must live basil Patrick Madson Jared could tell Vincent Mooney lowchen and everyone else on patreon for helping to make this video possible remember you can support me wife who bought there so come on over and give yourself over to the world of waifu's we're waiting videos now you go back at your cage

Channel: Gigguk

Views: 3,585,963

Rating: 4.9438987 out of 5

Keywords: Anime Zone, Gigguk, Top Anime, OP, ED, Waifu, Waifu Culture, Hottest Anime Girl, Best Girl, Best Girl Anime, Facerig, Kawaii, AI, Top Anime Waifu, Top Anime Girls, Anime Girls, Anime Waifus, Anime Wai

Id: AN-65xgI-bw

Length: 9min 28sec (568 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 31 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/iSuKCoK_reddit]

I didn't sign up for this.

[u/Saikimo]

wew one of the rare occasions a video fits this sub

also tip you can define a start and end point on youtube videos with the help of an embed link

https://www.youtube.com/embed/AN-65xgI-bw?start=108&end=118