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I've got a golden ticket I've got a golden take not really I've just got a letter it was sent to my P o box and it's from peter Popoff now his name may make him sound like his some sort of cartoon character but tragically he's not he is a real person at what we know as a conman what he used to do back in the day and indeed still appears to be doing in a slightly different method is manipulate people who are down on their luck in some manner or you know a bit desperate or bereaved or you know whatever's going on to make them not be having a good life at the moment and then use that and their faith in Christianity in order to take money from them he's not really a very nice man as we understand it what happened was back in the day he was claiming that he literally had a direct line to the Christian sky God who was telling him amazing secrets about things and then you know asking for fairly hefty donations until super sceptic bloke James Randi managed to prove that in fact rather than speaking to God he was listening through an earpiece to his wife who was broadcasting from behind the stage and I'll tell you what there was quite a fallout from it cor blimey you're not a very nice man people said or words to that effect and yes the astonishingly evil bloke was kind of bankrupted and everything went a bit pear-shaped for his vile schemes this is not a bad thing what is a bad thing as he's back and he's probably been rich again for years and he's pulling the same tricks in a different manner you ain't gonna believe this I've had loads of these um from him or his evil associates and it must be said he seems to be getting more desperate and weird with each one so hopeful he's running out of money anyway here's what he does he goes to directories and picks out people's addresses presumably and for instance he's obviously looked somewhere seen ashens which is what my peer box is officially under and inexplicably added the word ash to the end in order to make its name well done also it's for a B II after Norwich or what no idea what that is incidentally if you do want to send stuff to my P o box dress that is the address to use just don't put ash or a b e because they're not actually parts of it anyway as you've probably read at the top while I've been Wittering on vital information enclosed a final outpouring whoo they're always worth reading supernatural debt cancellation is coming right let's just read that again supernatural debt cancellation is coming pardon me that's the most ridiculous and mental thing I've ever heard where have you got this idea from that anybody in their right mind would read supernatural debt cancellation and go blimey that sounds good and not at all stupid I mean everything else is linked into Christianity in some way supernatural debt cancellation that's clearly stupid unless there's a magic lost page of the Bible nobody knows about when Jesus comes down and lends you 15 pounds what surely that's put most people off or anyway sorry I'm sorry scandalized by this can you tell Jesus's millennial reign begins good for him in time prophetic insights yeah I'll bet oh god promised must be fulfilled before Jesus isn't millennial reign hmm are you starting to get the feeling that everything God promises and Jesus has millennial reign all these insights are things he's made up in order to get money off you cuz ya might be right here's his address peer box four six four Gatwick Cheers he hasn't even got a name at the top I mean even I four actions before my P o box and I am basically the most evil man who ever lived now I don't know what religious beliefs you have or have not obviously as I come from Norfolk I worship fire but you will almost certainly be sickened by the way that mr. Popoff here has leached himself onto Christian mythology in order to manipulate people who are in debt here's his letter we're not gonna read it all because frankly it reads like the ravings of a lunatic a lunatic who desperately wants that folding a paper money in your wallet also some bizarrely long paper look it's not there but one and a half times as tornado ashens hello I was awakened earlier than usual this morning don't like where this is going It was as if a hand was gently shaking me I reckon you were bowing he shook by a hand when I was fully awake the Lord okay these words to me does he do that a lot because you know most people who say they're speaking to the Lord actually quite seriously mentally ill oh wait he didn't really it's a hilarious joke so you can get my money the world is drowning in debt and far too many of my people are going under in these troubled times it's time for you as my prophet to know he's a prophet now apparently to usher in the miracle of debt cancellation could you be any more blatant so that you're just making it up how stupid is that you seen on the news a lot of people are in debt hmm how can I profit from their misery hmm how can I tell lots of lies and be incredibly ideologically understand at the same time I know to the typewriter brother ash mmm God was speaking to me about you was he he didn't tell you about the thing I did with the prostitute let's skip over that I believe it's time for your debts to be erased well I believe you are a complete bastard ashens I've been deeply burdened over the financial distress some people living under yeah you'd meet two of them God said declare this to be the year of debt cancellation did he when did he say that exactly because there seems to be quite a lot of that sin of taking God's name in vain here by the way you were basically saying you know everything that he wants to do isn't he supposed to be working to a mysterious plan in a mysterious way oh no that doesn't get you money before we go one step farther we must settle something once and for all debts cancellation is not my idea it's God's in fact he established it as a standard procedure in the Bible here you'll remember that bit I just point out actually I haven't underlined anything it actually comes through like this it's a color print and it's been underlined like some sort of escaped mental patient manifesto you know look at their coincidences 9/11 happened on the day of the 11th and 11 is the number of my sister's house she is the devil I underlined it's just full of stuff later let's skip onto a print hang on what's this God does not want you to be held in debt bondage debt bondage mmm that sounds like something a different dodgy personal for he wants you to enjoy freedom and liberty ashens who is Liberty ashens who shot Liberty ashes let me share a story from the scripture that demonstrates that the will of God really is how about you don't because you're probably making of what the title of this story is God can drill and olive oil dwell in your kitchen now we bloody can't did never get planning permission ridiculous ashens are you ready for the debt canceling accounts straight from the Bible let me paraphrase the inspiring story yes and by paraphrase we mean entirely twist and make up oh good god he starts crawling on it now look Lady Gaga I shall reveal to you every time number name and course of action required for you to receive a tremendous miracle of wealth and amazing blessing meet tony under the car park at 2:30 p.m. you may need some mints afterwards you will require some guidance during the next ninety days this is the prosperity of your dreams that dream is yours there's pages of this money will come hunting for you yes John money is so I can pass with a rifle and this is what she got when she obeyed the Prophet ah yes here we go we got the story about somebody who did as they were told and sent him money well he hasn't mentioned sending him money yet but imagine obeying the Prophet because he's already established himself as the Prophet will encounter obeying his command to send him bloody cash enough money to pay the creditor and save her sons from slavery save her sons from slavery where the hell does she live I don't to go there enough money to pay her neighbours for all the vessels she borrowed but if we can start borrowing seafaring boats then in trouble on him enough money left over to retire and live debt-free for the rest of her life and then she could fly and shoot laser beams go on where's the one where you threaten us of what happens if we don't do exactly all debts are cancelled God says so thanks God just how he tells the bank every supernatural item I share is effective yep we're back to the mental things ashens I know you've noticed the envelope with the picture of Jesus on it actually I haven't yet well you've already know something that's wrong it's marks do not open I trust that you is getting spooky I must say it see the all the previous letters had some sort of strange tactile thing put in with it like some seeds or like bits of cloth or something like that it's all very odd it reminds me there's only infocomm adventure games where you get like a box full of fede things to go with the game anyway obviously he's worked out it helps him calm people the reason I didn't give it all to you in this letter is that I know for certain that you were reading this important letter oh so you haven't sorry something there's just caught my eye I'll come back tonight and sing um what I've been saying yeah obviously he's not gonna give us all the information how to get debt-free now apparent we have to obey Him first what how much money that will involve um look at this this is the bit so it's caught my hand completely threw me I wanted to look at the poster I've included for use a table pin on your bedroom wall it's not a picture of you in a thong god it's really off the deep end of this following the instructions I received from the Holy Spirit to give to you right so basically the creator of the universe has spoken directly to you and told you that I must take a sealed and closed envelope that sounds like a dare and bran routine the one with the Lord's picture on it and place it on top of your bills in your checkbook you spellcheck American I hate you sign your name on the envelopes all notes yours not pray especially for your needs and all returned its contents to you wow thanks man add up all your debts and on the line marked amount of money you need right at the total leave the sealed envelope on top of your bills and checkbook for two nights only one night only stupid envelope on top of checkbook first thing tomorrow morning rush the small envelope back to me along with the enclosed prayer page so I can place it on my altar and to sacrifice somebody honor God with your firstfruits what and a sacrifice offering what this sounds vaguely that sounds vaguely sexual that's I don't they want you to kill a goat so that he can move you up to higher ground and debt-free living what oh hang on a sacrifice offering that's gonna be sending your money isn't it I've anointed the small envelope in holy prayer you can see these small oil stuff we said 1 gloves for this oh man I didn't want to be getting letters from strangers the oil stones on in my prayer I asked God if - answers only letter at all this year let it be this one I don't get these letters I live in the year 2011 it'll bloody email ashes this is your first step towards your new beginning so a precious seed capitalized into God's kingdom but this seed be money hmm Oh God has given me dime divine directions for each step in return for your obedience erase all debt I'll lead you step by step let me tell you why I know God is so concerned about debt cancellation and wealth transfer well knows his new hobby did the ant farm break in Jesus's name as God's servant of divine increase in wealth transfer I feel led to ask you to sow a seed of 25 parens this is the seed God will use to break the yoke of debt bondage and set your harvest in motion you astonishingly vile ashens if there is no way you can send that on out now send 12 pounds and tell me you will send the rest as God provides it is so important that we never come to God empty-handed right so God wants 25 pounds god the omnipotent omniscient creator force behind everything in existence needs 25 quid maybe he can't meet his mobile bill this month don't forget these important instructions pin or tape the poster with the missing Bell we are looking forward to that tomorrow is Victory Day for you hooray finally I will beat the Nazis does he total debt cancellation will craft specific details I love that I can't overemphasize you can overemphasize actually mr. psychotic signature because you've done it repeatedly all through this read that PS if one farmer plants a hundred acres of corn another only plants ten who will reap the biggest harvest you're right the one who plants the most will reap the most babies one gotta one's got a bigger field the other Paul the Apostle said it this way remember this a farmer who plants only a few seeds will get a small crop but the one who plants generously will get a generous crop are you implying that I should send you more than 25 pounds cuz ain't gonna happen on some I think can happen right is it this is the poster there's another bloody letters not prayer page for action Aston's it takes powerful faith and fervent prayer to break the spirit of poverty into a raise debt now it actually takes money which you give to your creditors pretty sure that God just spoke this beautiful verse to me did he indeed the most glorious means to change your life for clothes and ashens God is moving right now to give you a wonderful spiritual bonus to break the power of seven evil troubles seven evil troubles they need to be broken I want you to check there's seven problems below that you need God's help with in addition to raising your debts I need a better page so basically he's gone through he's supported a report on the biggest levels of stress in America or something and just written them here and I need a better paying job I have a recurring illnesses nice getting into that now are you deliberately targeting the ill lovely I need peace in my home I'm lonely too often wow he really is covering all places I need my faith to be increased and sleep well at night I've lost my hope in life and he true love in my life a precious loved one is bound by evil habits hmm my sister does watch EastEnders I think give me their first name so I can pray for give you the name of my family under any circumstances Ash and his power fuse get plugged in to the power two arrays they don't get plugged into a prophet Popoff superb I am prophet Popoff and I have a minor bit part character for my Disney animation I have not opened the small envelope oh man I'm so euro banana second enclosed as my sacrifice gift of 25 pounds where I'm saying twelve pen and the rest God provides I need this much money to raise my dad well he doesn't seem to want more than 25 pounds of the oh my goodness has more in the back oh there he is look if his smile was any wider his face would rip right open and if it was any more insincere they couldn't be any more insensitive mmm that this is the poster but I put my bedroom walls get color photo of him his hair is not dyed honest money has never been a problem for God and why are you so keen for me to send me 25 pounds and how do you where give that 25 pounds to God after it appears in your p.o box mister Popov I wonder what are the cars of your dreams get a picture of it and tape over these well just get a picture of your dream house and tape it over this one pictures so you've got to put this on the wall to keep in mind at all times that you've sent an incredibly incredibly vile man some money brilliant always a return envelope free post oh how you paid for that that's something right this is good in Jesus's name do not open this envelope you may stop your blessing oh my goodness I may not be able to send money to somebody I strongly dislike please read my mini lesson for each step then return this to me ASAP this is the envelope you must send back to me there's something in the envelope it's something heavy but a bag of something that what is he put here something cheap I would imagine I'm gonna open it the Ghostbusters merely said I ain't played no holy ghost what's the point an idiot lying about it it's a pencil eraser with the biblical passage and a strange picture on the jar of oil did not run out the story of a self repeating jar of the will on a pencil eraser that's pretty odd obviously he had these up from another thing and now he's decided that his latest ruse is to put them in envelopes that you're not supposed to open anyway if you ever do get something like this I would perhaps recommend not sending him the money because he is a proven conman quite how he's allowed to do this I don't know is there any point me reporting this to anybody probably not he probably gets it reported 40 times a day and just changes his bloody p.o box wide you can't do that too often because only you wouldn't get em how much money would he mmm well there we are that is the hazards of his chosen profession so there you are if you are short of a few Bob rather than sending money to profit Popoff you could always just start manipulating the down and the luck and probably the elderly in order to try and give you money by claiming ridiculously that you have a direct line to God and he needs 25 and there's mastani lee immoral and vile people in this world and one of them is peter Popoff and incidentally if you're sitting at home and thinking what sort of idiot would fall for this rubbish nobody I'll bet this prophet Popoff is spending more money on postage and he's actually receiving well he also runs infomercials on American television and you know they're quite expensive oh and perhaps more tellingly documents from the IRS the American tax people clearly states that he has taken over twenty three and a half million dollars and indeed paid himself and his family more than 1 million dollars in a year sleep well

Channel: extraashens

Views: 635,603

Rating: 4.9373064 out of 5

Keywords: supernatural debt cancellation, junk mail, peter, popoff, faith, healer, prophet, earpiece, liar, charlatan, conman, review, ashens

Id: RYwLGYVrUn4

Length: 18min 24sec (1104 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 24 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/paigezero]

Because it is, by definition, a sub/side channel of another channel.

The real question is why is the whole of reddit obsessed with calling things they like "underrated"?

[u/PPStudio]

Ah, Prophet Popoff. He thought 2011 people were quite naive yet again to fall for his words. It might be the truth, though, as this very year the most notorious Ponzi scheme of Post-Soviet countries, MMM re-surfaced and succeeded yet again. It might be the truth that history, at times, goes in circles...