Monsta Fizz / Toxic Mutants Mystery Figures | Ashens

hello water water everywhere ever not had dropped a monster phase yes three pounds nineteen nine I paid for this because it's some sort of blind package thing but from some sort of semi amateur looking company mean look at the heart work I mean what the flippin heck is like somebody something got their child to draw and it's my company I've never heard of called HG ales mostly I was interested in this there's actual little figure looking on here looks quite cool we've got an ATM pastel colored vibe to it monster in pack is likely to vary from character pictured in cage since the character pigs in the cage looks like a sort of melting prostituted giant snake and a golem I'm not entirely surprised so what have we got going on here monster fizz burst the pod from its packaging and place the bowl with warm water let the pod dissolve completely to reveal your monster there are loads to collect not for that much money there bloody isn't morning dissolve solution may stain if wasn't to contact with some fabrics and the event the some spillage is made rinse materia with warm water to remove dissolved solution thanks for that to great your own monsters and for other games and fun stuff check out the webs and my god is a website well I can't be asked with that but I can see that you can swap monster body parts fantastic so what have we got then sort of weird mutant scientist superhero with a weird head a lump of poo there snakes growing out of it my little pony cattle edition My Little Pony about to die edition yeah we're at the melting prostitute guy with big scary head and metal golem thing well this is going to prove interesting I think no I just like to point something out remember I said I paid massively like over twice as much as I usually pay for these blind bag things just cuz I was interested in it I'd never seen it before the very next day in the PIO box the exactly the same thing with toxic mutants figure inside I will bet you this is in fact exactly the same set of figures just instead of being packaged in a block fizzing stuff it's packaged in a plastic drum same company each character comes in his own goo filled drum or whatever a goo in it blimey I'm quite pleased I've read that before okay then let's open this thing up and see he's away this isn't very easy to get out of dust everywhere you go buddy yeah oh it's fizzing all right if you can hear that it's or terrifying reaction which will damage destroy the universe yeah that's quite a big block of stuff this is gonna take a while isn't it well I think we're gonna have to fade away and come back when the disk breathers finished its job man this is taking a while but it's quite exciting the kids we get to put this thing in some water net won't goes fizzy fizzy weird and then when it's all done there's a fantastic mutant toy left already it's a crappy mutant toy I don't know yet wouldn't it be great if it all fizzed away and it turned out there was nothing inside whatsoever and it was all a big scam to upset children well it isn't because there's some sort of green thing visible anyway I can't be bothered to wait any longer so I'm going to stick my finger in and remove the item actually it may have been slightly premature on this here we go now there's some legs anything else at all so yeah that's a good start very black and sort of livery you know and so I know that's a lump of the fizzy stuff so is that oh dear a head crikey you've got a sort of Mad Max bondage very poor going on here sort of Mad Max meets shift 50 shades of grey I think an arm and what body parts with these yep if you can ever get them on or off I can't get that one on at all mmm it's sort of on that we'll have to do and the other arm where is it lump of this stuff hang on don't tell me he's missing an arm that can't be right Oh crikey quickly send out the emergency squad where is the other arm oh this is what happens if you go in early look one of the arms disappears nope we found it and after all that wow that's really quite creepy actually bring out the GIMP well the GIMP sleeping also he appears to be dead and rotting so don't bother going and waking him up well that's quite a nifty thing in his own little way something a bit different and probably not something that most Touhey companies would produce he's got blood splattered hands and it's dripping out of his mouth or it's been eating people just sort of guns and is built hmm very interesting just have that sort of 80s vibe as well I like that that is definitely one for the Shelf of interesting items try not stain things with it right I suppose now we've got to look at the toxic mutants one help save the world yes I'm sure buying toys and opening them up will do that this is for ages 8 and up the other one the other one was for ages 4 and up hmm obviously this one is far more dangerous somebody really doesn't want this thing to open in the packet hands dude damn sneezes correctly this looks like a job for skis and crying land this is better be good what's in bloody here this right danger open zone risk radioactive biohazard let's hope like joking I wouldn't put it past them right did you see that oh the goo is dried up over the years look I don't know how long whoever sent this in had it but hmm yes well that's the pull the sort of step to the side with just a bit of the old dried-up goo yes well I was expecting to have to do this today picking dried-up snot off a sort of weird vampire creature that peers have four hands what's going on there is that a classic monster from nother country I'm not aware of the four handed person in pajamas with Budden haircut I've got no idea I suppose I could take these bits off and swap them with that but no I couldn't actually so I'm now beginning to wonder if this is actually the same set of figures as the other because there are differences this is made of a rub yet more rubbery plastic this is a lot harder and also the arms and legs mmm I think they do sort of use the same posts to connect as you can see they're designed differently so it doesn't make a whole lot of sense no actually having said that it does kind of work look absolutely fantastic well I like both of these but unfortunately there is only room for one item on the Shelf of interesting items so they're gonna have to go on the shelf of battle and the victor will go on the shelf of interesting items

Channel: extraashens

Views: 674,218

Rating: 4.9400711 out of 5

Keywords: monsta fizz, toxic mutants, mad max, fizzy, disprin, water, blind bag, ashens, review, funny, HGL

Id: _Vv8wfV5LPI

Length: 8min 23sec (503 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 05 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/SirPringles]

Who actually drew these things?

[u/[deleted]]

Dammit, I was going to do one of my famous titles about Ashens taking great care to get a complete monster wet so that it can reveal its inner self to him.