Everything Is Always Fine: Violin

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quick everyone think of a musical instrument if you didn't say violin then you didn't read the title to this video welcome to the toy violin to end all tore violins he says despite the fact hasn't really looked at it yet it is violin wonderful sound strange shape yep that's pretty much summing up the violin for everybody who ever lived look at the long box with the strangely androgynous child staring blankly at you judging you that's not so much a blank stare that really is a stare of judgment look I am better than you I have a violin and you do not know my gender right what have we got then music that's probably a good thing for a violin I've learned a thing or two about love it's push and shove giving in to giving in giving up give give give but nothing's given Zenon is heaven just for the sake of its contradictions causing the traction distracts you legible I'm thinking song lyrics I did actually briefly look them up and it's either a song called eternal morning or by a band called eternal morning I couldn't make out which one and there we are if you ever want to sing along good luck finding the song as I bloody couldn't build the future small child star there we are it's Lego as well you can build your own future small child star like this berdal bloke combination going on here and well as we got carrying handle that says okay fair enough touch sensitive now there's two fingers yep two fingers is what I would feel if I bought this but um sort of playing these strings which I'm sure is a lie because I put batches in this earlier and it did not have working strings it was electronic and strings regulation which again is irrelevant because of electronic nurse but the big liars right well we got in the back loop well yeah this type of simulation violin is baby's contact music and like them in partner well that's cleared that one up what have we got here funny laughter keys I've got to start reading these things before slow rhythm guitar music key that makes more sense any funny laughter keys keys of drums violin music key and I'm glad there is one of those and fast rhythm of violin music Keys I have no idea what that means so here's the ghostly white guitar covered in atoms or something is that bloody child again I exact you about he's like 48 years old now and a member of Congress or something stunning electric violin function description if I can make at the text which is going to be hard stunning electric guitar features a total of seven keys one funny laughter key what is that - slow rhythm guitar music key three fast rhythm of violin music Keys four keys of five drums bloody hell guys violin music key the six act or talk like a fool key seven stop key - flash what the six act we'll talk like a fool key what the hell is this add mr. t write the copy for it or something write funny laughter button touch robbery issued after the child's laughter the key to interrupt the other voice fits in the act or talk like a fool quit the act or talk like a fool yeah quit talking like a fool or mr. t will come and pity you right so I'm guessing you press the button makes laughing noise and interrupts of music am I correct slow rhythm guitar music key trigger once Bogota instrumental music a total of five songs the pace of violin music Keys trigger once put a violin music instrument a total of three songs so as eight songs are they the same song song song sing some song I have no idea drum key playback the throm keys keep it consistent at least Kerry's come on again any time to open the drums of the first sound note if the talk nonsense touch the key put a bar drum cycle do background talk nonsense so the one person talking nonsense email if he's talked nonsense long time no touch about 26 second automatic turn off into energy-saving mode the process of ring to set off drum back cut I like about 26 seconds automatic turn off they built it even they don't know the violin music keys triggering a violin music instrument a total of five songs key in the act or talk like a fool when playing about six seconds about touching the keys will quit will touch the keys the songs start again what so you're implying if you talk like a fool while using this guitar and violin cut if you talk like a fool while using it it's going to magically detect that and stop as it amazing anyway let's open up the window and you can cast your eyes on that yes as I said the strings do nothing it appears to all go beat blog bleep well at least I did I put the batteries and hopefully it still will oh look an Internet an introduction the history of the violin now we're talking ah the violin violin yeah thanks for clearing that up is a kind of super clean Orchestra played to ring carry instruments if hot the hell it is widely spread all over the world is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument in the music it plays very important position is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument true debt the emergence of a modern violin has been 300 years of history is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments is the instrument Queen was also the production is itself a gait violin for fine art the violin beautiful tone close to a broad range close to a broad range but not quite a broad red and the performance is strong it was born from that day on he's been in the instrument of significant position for people who loved what if the piano is the king of musical instruments when the violin is the queen of instruments all instruments not just musical and surgical ones everything for centuries the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works violinist in this instrument into the soul the development of the superb performance art the violin can concerts and solo can it indeed what a clever thing it is the viola and the violin is a string of four bowed instruments what the violin is a string of four bowed instruments the family is the main members of the family system of other members are the viola the cello and the bass Mattie Hal word salad modern violin originated from Italian Craig Mona in 1600 to 1750 years to become the largest violin production center Italian Kraig might have they mixed up a place in a person I'm going to look that up after the tsunami the famous master making guitars are nicola amarti Nicholas Marti if you get an anglicized names you have to be able to speak English that's really important Nicola Nicola Amati becomes Nicholas Marty I love it Antonio Stradivari Antonio's stellar boss Tony who still bottoms the pack oh my god is another one i'm kiseop again very cheap to get out you make it worse oh yeah I can't sell
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Channel: extraashens
Views: 876,893
Rating: 4.9746804 out of 5
Keywords: violin, chinese, cheap, tat, bottom tile, laughter, corpsing, ashens, review, funny
Id: adkWiJA9xR0
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Length: 8min 0sec (480 seconds)
Published: Sat Jan 11 2014
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I can't remember the last time i laughed this hard at a video

👍︎︎ 157 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Jan 18 2014 🗫︎ replies

Why are you guys laughing?

You clearly do not own an string of four bowed instruments made from the esteemed Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.

Jokes on you then.

👍︎︎ 45 👤︎︎ u/RaybanDK 📅︎︎ Jan 18 2014 🗫︎ replies

Reminds me of this

👍︎︎ 16 👤︎︎ u/NiPlusUltra 📅︎︎ Jan 19 2014 🗫︎ replies

Please OP, post this here: /r/ContagiousLaughter

👍︎︎ 12 👤︎︎ u/Null_Fawkes 📅︎︎ Jan 18 2014 🗫︎ replies

I've been a long time subscriber of his, highly recommended.

👍︎︎ 9 👤︎︎ u/DickNBawls 📅︎︎ Jan 18 2014 🗫︎ replies

I love when Ashens grt recognition, he's hilarious!

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/wickerparks 📅︎︎ Jan 18 2014 🗫︎ replies

But in the future.. the child will no longer be small!

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/RubberDong 📅︎︎ Jan 18 2014 🗫︎ replies

i had to stop the video. I was in actual pain from laughing.

👍︎︎ 9 👤︎︎ u/zonestar 📅︎︎ Jan 18 2014 🗫︎ replies

DO NOT WATCH WHILE HIGH.

Is very dangerous.

👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/russellamcleod 📅︎︎ Jan 19 2014 🗫︎ replies
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