Amy Schumer Mother Knows Best - SNL

>> YOU'RE WATCHING GAME SHOW NETWORK. MOTHER KNOWS BEST WHEN MOMS AND THEIR TEENS TEAM UP TO WIN CASH. HERE'S YOUR HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST. SHELBY McALLISTER. >> WELCOME TO MOTHER KNOWS BEST AND I'M ALSO A I TUBE SKETCH COMEDIAN AND SINCERE GENUINE SINGER. OKAY. TO FIND OUT WHAT OUR TEAMS ARE PLAYING FOR, LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR ANNOUNCER, CUTIE PIE PAUL. >> DON'T CALL ME THAT. JUST PAUL, PLEASE. OUR TEAMS ARE PLAYING FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF $10,000. AGAIN, JUST PAUL. >> THANK YOU, CUTIE PIE PAUL. LET'S MEET TODAY'S TEAMS. FROM FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA. SUMMER AND HER MOM, JACKIE. >> MY MOM CAN BE REALLY STRICT. >> IF WE DON'T WIN TODAY, SHE'S GROUNDED. >> FUN. FROM ARIZONA, IT'S 16-YEAR-OLD MASON AND HIS MOM, SHANILE. >> MY MOM SAID RAISING KIDS IS A FULL TIME JOB. >> I'M GETTING A $10,000 RAISE. >> FROM PENNSYLVANIA, A CLOSE COMMUNITY OF FRIENDS, 17-YEAR-OLD JOHN CHRISTOPHER AND HIS MOM -- >> MY MOM IS MY BEST FRIEND. >> MY SON IS MY LIFE. >> AWESOME. OKAY. BEFORE THE SHOW, WE ASKED OUR TEENS QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR MOMS F. THEIR MOMS MATCH UP, THEY GET 50 POINTS. WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU DO THAT DRIVES YOUR MOM CRAZY. >> OH, MAN, THIS IS EASY. MY MOM HATES WHEN I CHEW MY HAIR. >> YEP, I SAID CHEWING HER DARN HAIR. >> CORRECT! 50 POINTS ON THE BOARD. JOHN CHRISTOPHER. WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU DO THAT ANNOYS YOUR MOM. >> OH, MAN. SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING I WAKE UP BEFORE SHE DOES AND I GET UP OUT OF OUR BED. WHEN SHE WAKES UP SHE WON'T KNOW I'M THERE. >> YOU SAID OUR BED? MOM, SHOW US YOUR ANSWER. >> I SAID LEAVING OUR BED EARLY AND MAKING MOMMY WORRIED. >> CORRECT. YOU GET 50 POINTS. >> ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ >> COOL! MASON, WHAT DRIVES YOUR MOM NUTS? >> IS IT STILL GOING? >> ALL RIGHT. >> WE WON THE POINTS. >> WE ARE DONE WITH THAT. NO MORE OF THAT. WHAT DRIVES YOUR MOM CRAZY? >> WHEN I PLAY MUSIC REAL LOUD. SHE HATES THAT. >> WHAT? I SAID WHEN YOU WEAR ONE OF THOSE DUMB HATS. >> NO POINTS. AFTER ONE ROUND, SUMMER AND JACKIE WITH 50, JOHN CHRISTOPHER WITH 50 POINTS. CLOSE GAME SO FAR, HUH, CUTIE PIE PAULEY? >> PLEASE CALL ME PAUL. >> WE'LL SEE. SECOND QUESTION AND WE WILL START WITH JOHN CHRISTOPHER. JOHN CHRISTOPHER, WHAT'S YOUR MOM'S BIGGEST FEAR? >> THAT'S EASY. THAT I WILL MEET A WOMAN AND GET MARRIED SOME DAY. >> THAT ARE A WOMAN COMES AND WILL TAKE HIM LEAVING ME IN MY LONELINESS. ALONE, ALONE, ALONE. ALSO -- LYME DISEASE. >> I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GIVE THAT ANSWER POINTS, BUT THAT'S 50 POINTS. >> ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ >> OKAY, SO THE PRODUCERS ARE LIMIT YOU LIMIT THE SONGS TO NO SONGS. ALL RIGHT, SUMMER. WHAT'S YOUR MOM'S BIGGEST FEAR? >> PROBABLY SPIDERS? >> SHOOT. I SAID THAT MY HUSBAND AND I WOULD GET INTO A LOUD FIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS. >> NO POINTS. I HEAR YOU THOUGH. MY MOM AND DAD FIGHT ALL THE TIME. WAS NOT AFRAID OF A DRINK. SO -- >> MASON AND CHARMIN. AND WE FORFEIT. WE CAN'T BEAT THIS. THEY KISS EACH OTHER ON THE LIPS. COME ON. LOOK AT THEM. >> NO ONE IS GOING BEAT THEM. I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE EVER SLEPT IN SEPARATE ROOMS. WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BEFORE ROUND TWO. >> CAN I USE THE RESTROOM? >> CAN I HELP HIM IN THERE BECAUSE HE CAN'T AIM. >> OH, MY GOD. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 9,385,099

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, SNL Episode 1745, Amy Schumer, Pete Davidson, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Chris Redd, Leslie Jones, Mikey Day, Kate McKinnon, s43, s43e20, episode 20, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, comedian, stand up comedian, female comedian, feminist, Amy Schumer and friends, i feel pretty, snatched, trainwreck, Kacey Musgraves

Id: xTrwT0jSUg0

Length: 5min 39sec (339 seconds)

Published: Sat May 12 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/OreoTheGreat]

LOL I saw this and thought of this sub! I loved “her greatest fear”. Definitely not something to watch on a full stomach. hurk

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OMFG I snorted tea out of my nose.

[u/cleopatrasleeps]

They MUST have read up on JNMIL before writing this sketch. LOL!

[u/twistedgrrrl23]

Hahaha YIKES.

[u/Xyrxx]

That was painful to watch. Must have kittens.

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