- Hello and welcome to another edition of Buzzfeed Unsolved Post Mortem, a show where we answer your
most pressing questions about the most recent
episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, which was the Roswell incident. All the questions we're
answering today came from you guys via our Buzzfeed
Unsolved Facebook page and our Buzzfeed Unsolved Instagram page. I would like to note before
we get into questions I did not get the opportunity
to pick these questions out. They were all sorted by Shane so I thought I should probably say that
before I read any of these cause I imagine most of
them are gonna be stupid. - Maybe, you know, you gotta
make time on your schedule to pick some questions out.
- Hey, I was at the eye doctor
this morning, alright? So my eyes are dilated. So I
- Ryan comes in today wearing his sunglasses
looking like Jack Nicholson. My pupils are dilated. Sure. - Yeah. Cause I don't
want my retinas to burn. That's how it works. - Stay tuned for the end of the episode. We got a fun announcement. Another one. - Yeah. It's gonna be
before the hot dogga though. - Yeah. - Because we. - Anticipate that a
lot of people are gonna click out as soon as I start telling that. - Yeah. - That's fine. - Oh god, I can't fucking read this. - Oh, cause your dumb eyes? I love it. Facebook.
- I have to. - Eliana Kaufman. Question for the Post Mortem. Ryan, do you ever worry
that the men in black are going to confront you about all of these alien
investigations you're doing? Follow up question. Would you tell us if they did? - Frankly, there is a
part of me that kind of would be stoked it's happening. Then again they'd probably kill me or do something along those lines. - Do they kill people? - I don't know. They would silence me in some way. I would definitely tell
you guys about it, though because the more people
that know I'm in danger probably the better for my survival. I wouldn't text you at all cause you'd, I can't imagine you'd rush to the aid or even believe what I was saying so. - Uh. Yeah, I probably
don't think I would. - This one comes from 'gram town. At Morgan Duvall. I'm surprised that the tin
foil hat managed to cover Ryan's big ol' doink of a forehead. - Big ol' doink of a forehead. - Oh big ol'. Oh just see I thought it was an of. Big ol' doink of a forehead. Ryan I love you and your big forehead. Thank you. That makes one of us. I don't like my forehead
but what are you gonna do? I was born with it. I got a big ol' dome.
- Doink of a forehead. That's not a question but the comment just it sang to me.
- Yeah. - Here's one from Nora Dahl. This is from Facebook. Just an interesting little
story to make you giggle. A quick note: I live in Norway. A very tiny country. My grandpa and his cousin
sent up paper lanterns when they were 10 years
old and the entire town they lived in thought they were UFOs. The local newspaper even
published a story on it. They thought it was too
funny to come clean. Hashtag Shaniac. Hashtag grandpa Istoo. - Grandpa is too. - Oh. (laughter) - Grandpa Istoo. - I thought it might be
like a weird Norwegian name. (laughter) - Aw, me and Grandpa
Istoo would always set up our paper lanterns and I'd say
papa, look at the lanterns. - Grandpa is too. Grandpa's a Shaniac as well. - Yeah grandpa, you've
obviously chosen the right side. A side that exudes intelligence. Let's go back to 'gram town. This is from at Ava Wiswall. Does Shane believe in
aliens or is everything supernatural just bullshit to him? We've gone over this before,
but we'll say it again. I mean, you can say it. - I do believe in aliens. Why do we have to keep covering this? - But you believe in them
in a very boring way. - It's not a boring way. - It's a boring way. You believe.
- They could be people. - Okay, and see now you're backtracking. - No, no, no.
- You've always said that they're microorganisms. Or they're like.
- No, not true. I've said that it's perfectly possible that they could be bipedal, you know, with a mouth and like dicks and stuff. I'm just saying. - Dicks and stuff? - It's far more likely
that they are, you know, a consciousness within a
cloud of gas or something. - Most of the time you say
they're like dirt or something. - No most of the time I
say it's far more likely that they're something that's
not that exciting to us. - He doesn't believe
most of the encounters. He doesn't believe most of
like the abduction stories. - No. But I do believe in aliens. - Let's go to this is from
at Olive Scott Whilde. So if the material was
unable to be cut, scratched, or burned how did it break into debris? There must have been
something about the impact that was able to cause that much damage. - I did wonder that. - I mean, I'm sure there's a threshold. - Okay. Well that's it? That's- - But I mean like.
- You hit it with a sledgehammer. - Yeah, but I mean like. - You think like maybe heat
or something would do it or. - I think it's safe to say that crashing from outer space into the fucking ground has a little bit more
force than a sledgehammer. - Oh so like going through
the atmosphere maybe? - Yeah. You know that whole
like burning through the atmosphere, hitting the ground
at a million miles per hour. That may have a little
bit more force than, you know, Mr. Marcel going bing bing with his you know sledgehammer. Can't dent it. It's indestructible. - Yeah, that's fair. - Yeah. - Alright. I'll take it. From Facebook Josh Carpenter. Question for the post mortem. Why didn't you guys cover the Ramey memo? People have blown up
the images of the memo General Ramey was holding
and it says things about quote bodies recovered
from the crash site. - Okay. The reason why I didn't include it is because all of them were inconclusive. No one's able to conclusively say what is actually on the memo. So for your reference.
- Oh because it's just sort of people guessing at what the. - Yeah. - Blurred image says. - There's people that are
making educated guesses. So basically for your knowledge, General Ramey when he's in
the office there's pictures taken in his office with
all the debris right? In it he has a memo in his hand, which is like I guess conceivably what he was gonna say, his statement. - [Shane] Yeah. - Or maybe some
information about the stuff and people see that,
they see it as criminal or like very suspicious
so they like want to see what the memo says so
people have tried to enhance the image but unlike a Jason Bourne movie you can't actually see
the details because, you know, it's a real picture so. - Inconclusive. - Inconclusive which is
why I didn't include it. I didn't want to, you know,
just too much of a dead end. - Proud of you for casting aside some less than convincing evidence. Cause I feel like a lot
of times you just sorta... Take whatever you can get. - This is from at Stevie T. Meyer. Is it possible that
the UFO collided with a weather balloon and that's
why they might have claimed to find weather balloon
materials at the landing site? - I put that one in there
cause what a nice little truce. - That's a happy medium.
- Yeah. - We both, I get to have
my cake and you do too. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Imagine those aliens just
cruising through the dessert, getting some nice views,
they got their binoculars out spying on, you know, people
sunbathing or something and then one of 'em's like
oh watch where we're going. And then boof and it hits the windshield and they're like ah, whoa. (explosion noise) - Oh they were racing? The alien was taking out his dad's cruiser for a little bit of a jaunt? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then he was doing
some thing he maybe shouldn't have with his friends and got a little drunk, crashed a weather balloon. - Like alien. - Alien grog? - Grog. - Should we go on to the announcement? - Yeah. We'll do a snap. Hakaja. - What?
- Oh shit. - That's, that's good. - That's good. Whoa. Ryan, where'd you get that shirt? I've got one too. Where'd we get these at? - Yeah, they're on the store now. - Yeah. - You guys wanted them, so here they are. We're selling our own now. This was something that
usually comes out of my throat naturally and there it
is under my stupid face. - Shop.buzzfeed.com. - Boom. Click. Purchase.
Sent. Home. Wearing. - Uh, what we got coming
up this week Ryan? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This week it's an interesting one. And there are some wacky
theories out there for this one. Some that Shane really enjoyed. - This contains I think one of the dumbest theories on the show to date. I was blindsided to a degree I've never... It's, you really gotta see this one. - It's good stuff. - Truly infuriating. - Okay. Speaking of truly
infuriating, you gonna do it? You gonna do your dumb thing here? - You're inviting it now. I don't even have to-
- I mean there's no point in fighting it. - Our weekly Q and A concluded. I now welcome you to the part of the show we call the hot dogga, a hot dog saga commissioned by Ryan Bergara, - No, stop.
written by me, and adored by every single viewer. - You should take that sentence out. Okay you know what, there no point..
- We see a lovely serene pond. Here comes Steven root beer and Jean. Them hot dogs on the
train sure are terrific. They're a loving family. Compelling. Sort of like something out
of an Arthur Miller play. Say there Jean, I don't mean to be rude to french fries but where
it god's blue hell are we? Central Park. And you say this is
where we'll find Melba? Suddenly, a voice. You too have got some nerve
showing up around here. The boys look over to see their old pal, Melba Dill, and baby she's floating. - That's a pickle.
- Melba. Long time no see. We're getting the band back together. Yeah. What the beloved french fry said. Now I think it's quite clear that I'm comfortable here floating as pickles do. I wake up, I float. I float all day. Did I used to float? No. I damn well didn't. I used to play drums for an
acclaimed rock and roll band, a band so good that the
Beatles, our enemies, quit making music, grew mullets, and opened up a really good
pizza shop in Cleveland. Yes, we were on top of the world. But you let the music get away from you. You idiot men. You blew it all on wine and trampolines. Did it ever occur to you Steven root beer that I love you and your mustache? Well I don't anymore and I see you've shaved your mustache you idiot. Eugene, you were like a brother to me but pickles don't have brothers clearly. Then show it gentlemen. I don't care if you're getting
the band back together. You can't, you can go to a baseball. The day we broke up was
the best day of my life. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta float because that's what pickles do. - You need a glass of water after that? That was a long paragraph. Wait also, why do you keep harping on this pickle's floating in ponds thing? That's not a thing. - That's just her character. - It's definitively not a thing. Like this is you trying
to bleed your weird sense of reality
- Let this- - Into this even weirder sense of. - Let's pregnant pause
play, this is dramatic. - Sure great. Pregnant pause. Go away. Do it. - It's just. - We're on the edge of our seats. - It's just my sister
Jeborah's wedding is all. Ay ay. I didn't know french
fries had siblings like that. Come on, what do you say Melba? Oh you idiots. Fine. One last performance. The risky vixens are
officially back on the map. Whatever, there' a raccoon
that's been snooping around these parts lately so I was
thinking of leaving anyway. The band is back together, folks. - I mean, do you want something from me here?
- The fan. Yeah. - What instrument does
this fry possibly play? Does he have hands? Like I can't remember. Are the fries his appendages? - Yeah. He's got arms. - He does? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Are you sure? Oh I guess I don't even fucking know. - Ryan forgot that Jean has arms so if you want to make some fan art of
Ryan admiring Jean's arms. - Sure, yeah, go for it. - That's what we're going for. - Yeah that's, what a
crime I've committed here. Can we get out of here? - Oh yeah. Happy Thanksgiving everybody. - Yeah. (creepy music) - Hey Ryan, I like your shirt. - Thanks. I like yours too. - Thanks. Buy it here.
- Buy it here.
