Almost School Shooter In Front Row | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

do you have a look bro I don't know what to say have you gotten that before I mean it is intense dude it's like a game of guess who with you like doesn't he of the face is like it was in the kitchen with a candle it is a look you have a look don't you some like that yeah like you made it past school shooter and you're like now I'm gonna rock this stash out I got the glasses I'm living my best life now and you know what so are all my classmates so you go back to every reunion just like I was so close yeah good to meet you bill good thing is still around thanks to me so what is your background you regular white well Italian or something you'll Italian just you're a white like English or something yeah what am I telling you he said Mayflower white you're from Spain that's not regular white whites that don't speak English are not regular white they think they are but we have other conversations about that like Russians and they think they're white yep yep to get them yet come around here speaking Russian thing in your white white bro we're not gonna say cuz you'll kill us but besides that go chase liam neeson around in a taken movie dog i don't got nothing to do with you so you're from Spain white Russian white where the did you get main flour from Doc you got collusion face those look at that look at Hillary's emails look at that email since okay don't look over here guys nothing happening nothing's happening nothing happening I'll just be over here on Facebook I mean I'll just do something else you know let me euro maybe Jewish you Jewish half Jewish mom or dad you had to think about that one you got parents what's going on it was mom but you know how things are so dad's Jewish so that doesn't even count then that up you got to come out the Jewish box a I think that's what Jews call us non-jews are there any Jews here that can confirm that guys the Germans aren't here too so you could and speak up do you see how everything okay Jews it's all right everything's fine I'm not a democratic senator up here just speak freely nuance political humor I thought DC would get that no okay we'll get back to the dick jokes I see how it is dick segment now okay so mom Christian shut the up I'm gonna get to the bottom of this who said that you who was that not you it looked like the brown table I just want to say it looked like some moseys like enough with these Jews already Jesus we come out here to get away from her maybe we should just divide the room up in a way that would trust me they'll just stay there they won't move even a little bit over I prom

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 2,684,186

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Length: 4min 24sec (264 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 20 2019