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this is terrible you don't know what you're doing Adam Sandler yeah that's right I collect antiquities I'm a serious person I'm writing a movie right now about the Russian Revolution oh really who does Kevin James play in it aha it's a serious movie Trotsky ah there it is but he's got a wife who never wears a bra I think you're gonna like it thanks for dressing up by the way all right back to this plate I think you could use it for a variety of things new item up there how much you guys want to pay for me to stick my socks in this morons mouth I will did football legend Joe Theismann just bid $1,000 to put a sock in my mouth you bet okay but let's get it going a little seriously back to the porno please box talking about okay even better 1,300 Joe Theismann so the Joey Theismann congratulations for getting a sock in your mouth 1,300 bucks Joe Theismann can I stick the sock in his mouth I'll pay extra yes you may because I just sold my item to the man in the gray shirt at table 18 and YPD you're under arrest [Music] my leg you broke my other leg oh this was supposed to be a safe event nothing to see here except for the bone Oh sticking out of the leg my PT I need a commandeer this vehicle it's a crossover it's a crossover SUV and you can't have it I'm a cop can you please get out of the car no this is Schmidt's mom's car and I'm more scared of her than I am of some two-bit thug I'm not a thug I'm police okay the name one law don't kill people that's on me I set the bar too low look please just get out okay you can't drive I'm not getting out right also I have the seat one Ron I don't just have a really hot but doesn't matter to me a purpose getting away oh it's very hot thanks a lot New York you know what if your set is so great then how come it's not state capital but who cares about the state's capital this is the concrete jungle where dreams are made Oh doesn't sound right where dreams are made up I don't know you tell me it's your dumb city it's grammatically hot whatever I'm sure wherever you're from has strange song during about it to Los Angeles damn and all the songs they are so good I'm chasing a criminal your soup is not important you took an oath to serve and protect that applies to my suit you know that's not what the office about you're making a point you don't even believe oh damn it got away well I saw my soup you tell me which is worse my thing very clearly my thing what's going on any idea our martial house called this special meeting I don't know do you think she saw the video we put on the internet to lure Jimmy Figgis down here corndog pinned by go-cart its pwned but that was really adorable well she has it would ruin our entire plan there she goes gentlemen so so how's it going it's good it's really good keep it a little proof no contact with Brooklyn no one's questioned our identities definitely staying off the net hey Craig right that's it that's all you have to say to me yeah I think we're good so nobody's gonna ask me how I'm doing oh I didn't think this was a personal conversation it's not turned back around watch a movie this is official business I was just testing you because Greg is the kind of person who cares about his friends and can sense when something is off with him is something off with you Marshall house I don't know what I mean I met someone okay and um I mean it's not my husband I mean nothing's happened yet but my entire body is on fire he's Cuban is this still official business of course it is shut up and watch the movie yeah pop quiz if Larry were married and everything was fine and I mean honestly everything is totally fine sure but he knew that one night with this person could give him everything he needed for the rest of his life why'd he do it yes yes good what if this person that Larry met was young I mean really young well I don't think Larry would do anything illegal you know it seems to me Larry has needs and deserves to have those needs met Gregg you're really great at being undercover no you both pass the test let go let me not please don't slam the door again we have a bit of a medical situation I wish I could help but unfortunately I have a bit of a wooden duck situation yeah excuse me right now still all about the duck Frederick years ago when we moved in together and antique duck decoy of his wasn't it placed it wasn't misplaced you threw it in the trash and with it our relationship no please we had other problems or have you forgotten about Dave Dave and I were coworkers and nothing more nothing more right problem solved everybody's friends let's go help Sharon I will be happy to assist you if you will just admit Raymond that you threw my decoy in the garbage that will never happen because it's not true thank you for nothing good day hi would you mind just standing there with your glorious beard for one moment I'll be right back what the hell just tell what he wants to hear but it's a long I don't give a crap sir Sharon needs a doctor so get over yourself I'm telling you threw away his stupid duck and give him 20 bucks to buy a new one it calls seven hundred and forty dollars what that is an insane price for a duck that's way too much all right now I'm angry about the wrong thing look just fix this for Sharon Frederick the duck was ugly and gross and I threw it in the garbage Wow well I know what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving the truth hello I'm your new commanding officer captain seth dozerman my motto is simple efficiency efficiency efficiency can probably just say it once are you making fun of my stutter Oh tricked you I don't have a stutter boom I've already stablished my authority through my amazing sense of humor well done sir welcome to the nine-nine I'm Sergeant Terry Jeffords and I'm not interested I have no use for people I find people weird and confusing I live my life by numbers you see this watch it tells me how many calories I burn at any time question how many calories do you think I burned walking from there to there you female closest to me oh uh three three try 0.8 numbnuts I made promises to my superiors that I most certainly cannot keep that's why I need you idiots to work twice as hard no no strike that four times as hard no no strike that I need you morons to work eight times harder than you've ever worked and your entire life I'm having a heart attack yeah I'm having a heart attack get back to work please hello my name can you spell that please M and he be okay sickly yes the clay is silent all right got it you seen this man before you shot last night oh thank you no sir that's ours he kept it Rawdon Fire Marshal Boone just called he told me you should check your drawer Wow look at that I've been boond well the joke's on him because I was out of shaving cream I see we are once again at war with a fire department you are not to retaliate oh I wouldn't dream of it sir in fact I'm gonna send over a little peace offering some of Sal's famous sauce hello hey you're Bianca right mm-hmm I'm Jake I'm a friend of Freddy's from work I'm looking for him well which Jake are you are you jakey lady hands are you jakey the Jew well it feels weird saying this but I hope jakey the Jew mm-hmm Jake Peralta Freddie actually said I should come by here if I was ever in trouble oh oh okay well Freddie was here but he left becoming Clennon crappy address somewhere hold on so did he say where he was heading or heard about chief Peralta I know you were the rat get him up get your hands up lady hands we may die today you know actually heard about a guy who died while eating hot wings yeah he was terminally ill beforehand Oh unrelated I always thought I'd die at the hands of my own clone well that's why you have to brand the number two into your clones cheek you shouldn't have a clone if you don't know that all right you ready here we go that's nothing Amateur Night I can't believe us had three peppers next to it on the menu Oh you

Channel: Comedy Bites

Views: 1,562,931

Rating: 4.949966 out of 5

Keywords: NBC, The Office US, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Michael Scott, Ron Swanson, Liz Lemon, Jake Peralta, Steve Carell, Nick Offerman, Andy Samberg, Tina Fey, eva longoria, adam sandler, nick offerman, brooklyn nine-nine adam sandler, new girl, zooey deschanel, zooey deschanel carpool karaoke, brooklyn nine-nine guest stars, snl, andy samberg adam sandler, andy samberg adam sandler snl

Id: dey0n5BH9h8

Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 20 2020