ALi G writes a book

check it people has been reading books for millions of years but thanks to new technology nowaday is able to write them as well that is why I was off to New York to sell some book ideas I has written a romance book the title is a kiss on the lips not those ones you dirty devil no more ones who knows holes more than anyone else in the world me this is written from a man who has boned over six [ __ ] and nine if you include fingers and thumbs it's called the crown story is this some terrorists come into the UK and they manage to stick a grenade up the Queen's punani and like eyes got 48 hours to get out now I didn't quite hear where you said where is this bomb been hidden in a Pune that's a little blitz a little bit off off kilter that's more of a thriller espionage I do primarily science fiction alright well I can say it like on a spaceship does you know how much money the film Lord of the Rings as made I've no idea literally thousands of dollars hundreds millions of dollars me is gonna write a book version of the film Lord of the Rings but there is a book called Lord of the Rings the movie was based on a book called Lord of the Rings problem is when [ __ ] is reading it on the bus or in a library them don't have the privacy to strum their own banjo you know flick their own baked bean so the answer is that this book stimulate not only the mind but also the punani how show you it vibrate I would say to Serbia first in publishing I've never heard of anything like this beer is the story it stole off President Bush and his mrs. Laura day is opening a swimming pool she sees the lifeguard she look at his face nice she look at his blink nice she look at his dunk very nice with all earth of World War two but did you know that a few years before there was something called World War one yeah sure has got new interviews with Germans in that is gonna lack throwerw old new light on the whole thing contemporary German no doubt they was a student staying at may tricky C's mum's house me oxd one of the goals if her grandad was Arnold Hitler you know the one with the small-town girl in a little Hitler is no doubt cuz she had like you know a similar one on earth so me was chatting to and the moment me said it she get up put her panties back on and I never heard from her since explained that build-up to explain like good new explain she speak like this I can't thing like this my husband is the most powerful and into all world probably the only reason in went and that war with Iraq was cuz I made one comment about what Saddam Hussein's [ __ ] must be like interesting that one other book are there what is it I is going to write President Bush's autobiography you're gonna write his biography autobiography well yeah okay why would he even consider listening to you free words $5,000 cash that means nothing to him alright five billion dollars where you gonna get five billion dollars that's why you comes in is you up for ending over some cash well I think the the most advanced so well yeah at this point the only figure the only amount I could could possibly give you is fifty dollars to sign this book I like it

Channel: Daniel Dominguez

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Keywords: Ali, Writes, Book, Ali G, Queens punanny

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Length: 5min 43sec (343 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 20 2006