Ali G - War

booyakasha diggity check this out because I is here with none other than my main man general Brent Scowcroft in was the national security adviser to George Bush was the president of America and also to some geezer called Ford when you was involved in the Vietnam War did you ever think of changing sides no never thought about changing sides would you have switched sides if them would have offered you like a thousand dollars more a week no at no a week a week no not a year a week no amount of money would you push your mother off a cliff for $1,000 a week no what about if they offered you like top of the range Lexus a new one 20-inch rims and like a massive necklace made out of bling-bling with your name done out of diamonds on it blink general Scowcroft massive matter because I would not I would no longer be me if I did that is fighting the most harmful thing you can do to the other side ain't the most harmful thing you can do is to call them nasty names not really not for countries let's imagine we was back all those years ago when he was fighting Russia mm-hmm if the President had gone over to the aid of Russia and said yo Boris or whatever stop being such a mm-hmm he would have felt this small and because everyone would have been laughing at him would have gone away ended a war well and matter of fact we did that did you go either well not you but what well you don't do that in diplomatic but did you do a kind of spouse kind of impression know when should a nation nuke another one that's a very good question that's a very good question oh I I would say only if it's very vital interests are involved do you think America should nuke Canada No why not well because first of all we don't have any real significant problems with Canada but if a new Canada the amazing thing would be the element of surprise then would never expect it and then you could take all their everything they got there you know so you don't want what they have well they must have something good up there well they have a lot of things good they have a lot of goals and turmoil how things with thorns moose of course but we don't need that if you is an officer what is the bestest this tactic in bow to win the best what does that mean the best the best tactic you can do is to maneuver so that you surprise the enemy so is the bestest tactic surprise sure it is because that makes me think of ooh yeah did that surprise you yes that and when you surprise somebody you have the advantage because you know what you're doing and he doesn't he's not prepared thus that's true because I was thinking that I yeah yeah exactly yeah and most of our great most of the great generals in history have figured out how to surprise the enemy do something they don't anticipate no I understand what you saying because exactly I was trying to does the other side I was trying to surprise and that's exactly it's exactly that concept as the u.s. got loads of famous soldiers Oh quite a few as you met general Schwarzkopf yo yes I met him as you ever met General Motors General Motors isn't is a company builds cars but it was started by a soldier in it no no yeah is the army worried about the threat of chemical and biological weapons sure sure did they ever catch the people that sent Tampax through the post no they did not it wasn't Tam fact it was anthrax all right I think there's different brand names like we say pavement you say sidewalk wherever there's different words for the well well it may be but anthrax is the germ Tampax is something very different we just want to say big up yourself general Scowcroft you is helped us out here and you know the interesting yes the surprise for yo that's about it but we just want to say all you look out there listen to the words of my man the general and it really is a general Scowcroft ear because image said nuff important things about warrant in you better listen up don't get mashed up keep it real

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Length: 6min 0sec (360 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 28 2006