Ali G - Animal Rights

I has rights you have rights even animals has rights so earlier on I go in to professor's and animal rights activist and a woman with a hedgehog to ask them some we have an animal in the studio should we get it out what the [ __ ] is that it's a hedgehog little wild creature when they're afraid they go into a ball that's what now isn't that you're like but like after about five minutes after they'd done that why would you want to keep them because a heritage to have what you're asking in question as though the value of that animal I or a flower or anything could only consist in could only be its value to you okay oh that's funny I can eat it I'm getting a laugh out of that or it makes a good football or whatever that would make a good the what that is illegal yes it is Colossians least what if a kid is poor and don't have enough money to buy equality people that's very good news it is interesting because it's only in the last three or four years that it has been illegal for child to kick a hedgehog because well hell I like that thing hedge that's right I'm not talking about anyone but what I was thought when I listened Polly's there to that extent they would feel poor let's talk about people or teach their Pitts special films is that wrong because we got this mate Dave in teachers pit to like go quickiy when he said the heck can go wicked this little dog Michael don't this guy this dog that is being just as a little jab with the full quaver any enjoying that I don't know what you mean by looking jab with a fork or whatever that rather worry is that worried way don't hurt it don't believe everything like that I never done it but this is a guide or pinprick as they say in the laboratory okay is it wrong for people to do experiments on animals in their own home it's wrong unscientific because we did a thing years ago with this mouse in this microwave ever to try about nuclear to do a nuclear test to see if it could you know survive the nuclear thing and it did survive you came out it was hot wherever better is that wrong yeah that's pretty holy fiendish so Mikey Mikey as you ever eaten to me oh no I couldn't what happened if you had like Big Mac ear really nice did you say Big Mac I I'd go a straight out of that door why a Big Mac I've never set foot on the McDonald's yet what happened if there was the blame of it rest me and the best what if you don't like what you make my waiver the best Chicken McNugget whatever chicken nugget you mean that kernel that bogus kernel no not a fitness freak so you have to think of them yes or no what if it was free why if someone pays you a hundred squid I wouldn't your haven't if they say is a chicken you eat this or we kill another chicken just our testing this was the hardest question that the toughest moral philosopher when I did philosophy at university asked us Wiki

Channel: Boksis

Views: 6,032,678

Rating: 4.9012861 out of 5

Keywords: Animal, Rights, Ali-G, Humor

Id: l_la5XiQJdk

Length: 3min 59sec (239 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 06 2006

Reddit Comments

[u/Dizzymoth]

See the fella on the right trying not to laugh about half way through?

[u/[deleted]]

Who left the floater backstage?

[u/[deleted]]

One of the best British comedy exports ever.

[u/WillSmithsFather]

I've pissed off so many of my vegans friends by asking them the last question he asks haha

[u/youOWEme]

What da FUCK is dat ting?

[u/Facetime282]

Oh How I wish he would have continued the routine instead of making it big, Ali G and Borat are the best improv characters every

[u/willis77]

Since when does his show have a laugh track?