Ali G - Economics and Selling Stocks High

shaky like a Polaroid picture check this I is here with none other than my main man doctor shoots em was the chief economics adviser to some bloke called president car and also he was the budget director for Lindy Johnson and she was the president nope what it's a he and it's Lyndon yo let me just do the game bit again so do cuz okay yo check it I is here with dr. shoots em was economic adviser to President Carter and also to President Johnson who was a man so economics it's well important in it yeah it is you know it's where you make your money will get rich you get poor you're unemployed you got a job let's talk about the notes why does they put pictures of Gaylords on the bills head of who of batty men of like a you know men who owe almost they don't what not wonder on the figler they don't like this block here yeah come on down bloke he was a famous general he was a president him was a Gaylord oh but come off it he's got the same haircut as Mehnaz so what what's the heck I got to do with it he would say you're looking pretty weird with your hair yo well cuz they better tell ya face-to-face to him a Shimano to him you would wouldn't it be bare instead of having like a $5 bill and a $10 bill having like a $5 44 bill and a $16 89 bill and like a $22 11 bill and like a $5 forty foot nice done that already or like a hundred and eighty two thousand dollar 250 million bill that way you wouldn't have to carry any spare change in it so you go to a store and you've got a $52 and $0.64 bill in your pocket right well and we hope it's just is just a dream at the moment suppose you did and it turns out when you got the thing the price was not fifty two dollars and 64 cents but fifty two dollars and sixty-five cents how would you do pay for it with the $52 65 cents bill you don't have a bow one go thank you wouldn't you have to have thousands and thousands of bills in your pocket what is the stock market I want to have a company that produces toys right what is this what cuz you've had enough with the politics and economics I know I just want to make money I'm gonna but I got a good toy I know what you sell it where is it but I got it I'm just any toy I'm just giving you an exciter on is it one of them robot dogs yeah let's say it is there's something like that who know cuz them is how already alright we just say it's a better one what does you want to go into toys does you don't think the economics is interesting anymore no I'm giving you an example alright trying to tell you what investment means and why you need stocks oh you don't want to go into toys well I don't want to myself but I'm trying to give you an example suppose I think this is just so cozy I did it would have been a loft well I sure would have cuz I would know how to make them but let's suppose I died and I got a great idea I got a friends got a good toy he designed and I think it's gonna work and worth not let's suppose I'm just giving an example I just made it up oh I just made it up does it make a difference what price they buy an aunt will sell it at yeah the lower you buy it and the higher you sell at the more money you make but ain't the problem with selling things when you was high is that you sometime get really bad deals like one time when me was high me sold me car for like 24 chicken mcnuggets and it wrong to do that but it wasn't a high yo no me was totally I'm he was masked me done like you know like some super skunk from Amsterdam that we've got in a mid smoke like loads of it and then it was like me was well angry and me mate dangerous Dave said yo can we have your car and I said oh yo give me that chicken maybe we'll chat about that's cuz you were high yo for real yeah but I'm not talking about you I'm talking about the stock is the price high oh so you shouldn't be i when you oh no don't be high that's a real rule yo don't be high when you're buying and selling stuff what is a pin number you gotta have a PIN number to work the ATM what is the bestest pin number is it your house is probably a number that doesn't mean anything we know you can't tell me but is it 1984 no no that's my point is it in the 1980s just not if it was you need a PIN number yo is that the best this one no I don't know what's the bed doesn't matter a 9 a 18 a you know ye I know it's something at your full with eights in it what you want is a PIN number where nobody else knows so so you don't pick a year you don't pick your birthday you pick some number two doesn't have any meaning six five nine eight 26:42 35:15 what was that six five nine a yep 32:15 32:15 eight nine five four which of those I just make them up I'm making it an eye on fire form doesn't make it he do I'm making them all up listen up pay attention and be careful with your cash if you want to get to be wearing blink keep it real respect yep your sweat right

Channel: SDGuild

Views: 2,704,363

Keywords: ali-g, drugs, stocks, economics, ronald, reagan, ammon cunningham, ammon cunningham utah, utah

Id: ksGzn5bRFzQ

Length: 5min 59sec (359 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 27 2006

Reddit Comments

[u/hazeleyedwolff]

I'm always amazed how patient some of his guests are.

[u/Buck-Nasty]

Ali G - Vets vs. Veterinarians

The best Ali G bit imo.

[u/MrMeeeseeks]

I felt like such a dumbass when this show first came out because it took me so long to realize Sacha Baron Cohen plays all three characters.

[u/ElliotNess]

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The good ones in case you missed em

[u/TacoAsian]

Love how the old man didn't know how to handle a fist at the end.

[u/[deleted]]

The man is undeniably a comedic genius.

[u/sloppyjoe311]

"but that's 'cause you were high."

"Yo, forreal."

[u/nimo01]

He just throws in “.....million bill”

This is so stupid but I did laugh at this part.

[u/sumonebetter]

Why does anyone agree to do this?