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yeah we got to get a fan base outside New York City [Music] what's up everybody welcome in the history I mean is Yanni almost his comfy-womfy across from me he's a little sick he's got a little Zicam and I'm Chrissy loose stools I got diarrhea and vanity is here Mike's here Zach Isis thank you guys so much for your continued support let me just tell you what you what the real objective number one should be for this new year is tell a friend outside New York City let's do our podcast cuz we did the numbers today on our podcast and we got 90 percent plus or just New York City kids look at our fan bases New York I mean every time we do a phone call episode it's two one two nine one four nine one seven seven one eight and six four six it's what it is we need a little bit more eight one eight so we needed a little three one O's we need some of you other FF Eric oh yeah get tell some you Democrat friends that don't live in New York City to listen to the podcast yes ok support all genders we support all genders and you'll know and you know that if you've went to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys Yanis posted a transgender pic of himself I'm laying on a bed with extensions in his hair yeah um patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys it's just what I like to do what I'm just kicking around the house yeah me and you were a couple of kids when we get alone it's safe to say things get weird it's it thing yeah if things get weird I mean my daughter is in the other room and then I just started making a video saying that I was gonna sell my loveSac so my daughter's just growing up with a dad that's a little disturbed you're a disturbed disturbed kid but that your love sack is for sale is a pretty monumental moment yeah it shows how disturb that you are that you're just trying to sell it and all its supposed to say that it is mad what are we supposed to do first now what do you wanna do oh we gotta wait for love sack oh yeah right yeah yeah oh yeah forget that it's not for sale yeah we shouldn't even be calling it that way it's just called the bean bag yeah the bean bag chair yeah yeah yeah well Robert that appears on board it feels like a golden nipple and it's get me pure yep joy okay listen here's listen the bean bag is neither here nor there no we can't well you already made the videos it's already out there how you made the video well I made a video but if any T's got a meeting with the beanbag company okay sorry I just can't right yeah as cookies yeah I mean just dead-ass just so where are you guys gonna be oh yeah 20 20 you guys have spies yeah Chris Christie comedy calm in January you could see me and Mike Wisla res January 24th Hamden Connecticut a show was just added January 25th celebrity theatre Atlantic City and then February 8th just added Kennedy Center Washington DC all with Mike V Suarez and you can see all of us in a new studio in 2020 yeah here sorry we're cooking with gas now doesn't matter I got charged 40% taxes I'm a man on a mission yeah and I'm sick of [ __ ] podcasting with a ladder behind me yeah so enough is enough we're gonna make the studio we're gonna make the studio in Bay Ridge and we're just gonna air after every episode which it's gonna go down to the Saltine we're gonna have some frozen we're gonna get the salty to [ __ ] its sponsors if you don't think that there's gonna be a history i heinous podcast banner in somewhere in the salty Dawg you got another thing coming you really do if you don't think that we're taking our podcasts we're putting it in my old apartment so Mike Bush has to walk for the train for more exercise if you don't think for one second event attea is very upset about this move because it actually means she has to get on a [ __ ] train and I tell grow a rust and go past [ __ ] cow Gardens go past Park Slope go past [ __ ] Williamsburg and go all the way to L Bay Ridge you got another thing coming area yeah and if you don't think I'm gonna stick to whole bananas up my ass and vote for any Democratic candidate in 2020 you got another thing coming if you think for one second we're not sure if Zach's gonna be with us in the new studio as per use I ran out of them I'm just cuz I got I'm on too much pepto cuz you're hitting these the [ __ ] cork for your butthole I'm in a court for my butthole I don't know why I got a leaky body cuz you [ __ ] smash beam is spouting like a geyser it's not like you guys affinity you wanna go on a date with me why do you think you got a diary now I don't know I think it's from drinking white wine that's what I genuinely think it's from I felt I have you been drinking white wine for two weeks straight well not for two weeks straight but it's been on and off no mistake what did you make the switch from Bruges to white wine mysterious I'm a mysterious kid you're a disturbed by just going to wine stress now and I get bottles of Bella Serra Pinot Grigio because my uncle Russell brought it for Christmas and I really like when you go in there by that you say it's for your mother yeah yeah that's the way to do it yeah just like when you got granola tonight's be like it's for my wife she's outside my wife's outside cuz you start to pick up some feminine feminine habits yeah it's just what it is I got a pallet on bike and I'm ready to get gay that was a good one cuz my key suarez came to my house for Christmas yeah I want to hear he's going to your house next year for Christmas because I'm not having him over again yeah well you helped you had him over to help you move a couch couch and I'm happy that you survived it yeah I don't know if you heard Zac's got a breathing button now so it's pretty funny it's funny yeah yeah no Zach's killing it yeah how was the how was the Christmas at the de stefano home alone yeah and some movie with Kurt Russell yeah yeah did you hang out with the baby the baby's fun right for a while and then she had to go to a baby the disturber and oh you have a kid say sorry that's a cat cool that's a definite cackle well just can't go with that [Laughter] weeks uh makes me laugh like Maresa cackle that yeah this quits go squeaks out its a squeak squeak sound yeah but ya know so they so so it's really really funny that your kid with the great sense of humor your mother told you that a long time ago would you wanted her to say basketball she said sense of humor she did yeah when I was six or seven years old but what you meant to say is that you stone-cold funny because you said humor is very specific it's it's squeak noise and maureesa and that's the only thing that can make you laugh that's me laughs yeah I hate every other piece of calm you've ever put out besides what you said I said the only thing you like us does say well listen you're not alone everybody else who follows me that's the only thing they like either yeah that's why I don't do more reason you then coming to Gotham's they're not going to put themselves to god them if I'm not doing maureesa yeah yeah when I say you just can't handle yeah well you say put me to that theory it means you have diarrhea then you go do a test for it okay but if we're going out for the Christmas party tonight if we Greek food I mean it's gonna be bad yeah cuz you gotta take an imodium to [ __ ] you bind up a little bit no but I can't drink any more wine even though I want to know yeah I'll drink a Greek what did I got Greek B is you go through phases it's hilarious you go through phases what am i face you go through these absolute phases yeah it's like you just do one thing and then you do it every day I know it's like when you go through a broom face it's like remember you he went through his German brew face it was just yeah where the kid could just constantly be seen going to the shop and stop and picking up a [ __ ] six-pack of German bro he would act on the story he would actually go to the store and say do you guys have German beer yeah and then we would go to restaurants he said you guys have German beer so he had an old German beer face then now he's in a white wine face yeah yeah and then you were in a love Sacre and now you oh yeah you're done with that you go through these phases and then you're done what are you gonna kick me to the curb yeah cuz you've been going through a Yanni phase for a couple years it's too long it's too long yeah like my days they're long they're long days cuz you haven't even been gelling your hair either you getting more white I'm getting more white but some people have been saying on Instagram that they like that it's cuter like this with no job yes and now you're gonna go through a no gelled face what do you think fethiye you're my girlfriend you guys that's inappropriate you went through the chain phase yeah well the chain might chain the link broke or else I would still have it but the linkage I gotta go fix it well she it was the quality bought for a teenager yeah so you're my boy that for you when you were 17 it was your confirmation chain yeah yeah it's you started wearing it at 35 you're a disturbed weird kid I would to start we don't make sense I'm celibate kid you're celibate kid you turn over loot new leaf Chrissie yeah it's nice it's just a nice feel to know that your tire is now from an STD now I are you back are we still at 0-0 women yep in a couple of races the red couple races beat up Russell spun the wheel we went to a gay bar but we're just we're just a [ __ ] slag factory because now people gonna start calling guys racing listen listen when you want to tell your wife that you cheated on her with a guy you just say babe I didn't cheat I just went on how to raise the wheel you're mostly a street kid just don't worry about it nobody tastes one or two raisins in an oatmeal it's what it is nobody the only people who know it's there is just you and that's it just a couple and then we're gonna make t-shirts now that you say I am a race I'm a raisin I am a raisin is the next teacher Mikey make sure it's coming outs gonna be purple and it's gonna have the rainbow flag and it's gonna say that I the dot of the eye and raisin is gonna be a rainbow flame say I am a raisin I'm a raisin yeah yeah we uh we want to give a shout out to our new sponsors Wow that used to be our old sponsors but has finally stepped it up and like Trump we're making them pay what they deserve yeah yeah and much like Trump is doing with NATO he said hey guys you gotta pay up we're not just gonna protect you forever and now our sponsors doing the same yeah Lakeside nation welcome to the party lakeside Nate ball thank you so much now you're gonna get a read yeah trail mix baked with pure maple syrup one thing that I know that one thing that I know for sure is that lakeside maple is the best-tasting granola and trail mix I've ever had in my life that's actually true that is true it's actually delicious and I think one of the main reasons I'm having diarrhea is because I ran out of my lakeside maple yeah if I really want to get corked up I'm gonna go to 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James Altucher follow him at James did you know I'm kidding James Altucher follow him at at James Altucher alt u CH ER and check out his podcast at stand-up me check out his podcast which is on iTunes and also at stand up New York Comedy Club on the Upper West Side he's told us specifically that he doesn't care what we say he's just giving us the money it's crude and he's got a lot of money yeah he may he may be the one that buys the million dollar Tim Dylan episode which by the way is on patreon.com you're welcome guys go enjoy it it's only 1 million dollars that's it 1 million dollars you can get the Tim that you can watch you could watch here's what it'll do 1 million dollars you get to watch the Tim Dylan and podcasts and listen to it with me Yanis mike and Tim Dylan and Schultze will be doing the subtitles so it's perfect it's perfect so only 1 million we did it for you plain and simple so want to take a second and just say you know I don't know when you're listening to this but you know this [ __ ] new wave of anti-semitism in America is brutal okay yes and you know what I've realized you want to know why people cannot just real quick yeah and with that being said stop again it's been happening again some emails and stuff stop posting any anti-semitic images you want you got a few a couple of people have emailed me yeah God you have to stop we don't think it's funny we're just joking we're character pieces we love the Jews happy harmonic appeal of everybody especially the [ __ ] Jews were from New York yeah just like yeah I mean you know just comment down a little bit if you're doing that and just know this I don't know who's listen but I just wanted to get this off my chest it's like it's the same [ __ ] play over and over again it's like we said on the Tim Dylan show budget which by the waist crushing for Tim cuz history I mean is we'd sell tickets which suck tickets yeah but it's a city to tarnish shoes he does I mean the kid needs to [ __ ] tie his New Balance yeah yeah he's coming to dinner tonight by the way good he's okay I'm gonna respond Tim yeah where's it again pillows I we're we are we are we are the wildest podcast right in the middle of a statement against anti-semitism we're booking dinner s its Stefano from panache just hanging out haircut appointment tomorrow you know that's a point dead-ass so it's the same sad story over and over again it's like it's like this scapegoating is wild and I think I figured out why people do it first of all they're losers anyone who's like blaming a whole group it's like oh is that group really so powerful to hold you down well then how [ __ ] much of a loser you secondly it's always the Jews because the Jews don't try to recruit anyone and we all hate whoever doesn't want us you ever noticed that it's like when people start ranting about somebody like yeah itchy you're ranting in them because they don't want you right you know and it's like that's the Jews yeah that's why I've had to listen to some of your rants about comedies exactly because they don't want me I think it's cause it's run by juicer an anti-semite s Loukas hwaseong Shan but you know what I'm saying I do yeah it's like it's disgusting they don't want you like so there's something psychologically where like people people are going like how come you know wha me like it's almost subconscious but it's not even like they're rejecting you they're just not recruiting which is a different thing well that's what you would make you think that you'd be like hey these people are just minding their own [ __ ] exactly you know what I mean and uh you know it's just disgusting because it is the only thing that kind of unites extremists on the left and right and extremists are bad no matter what and what the Internet has done has given extremists a voice that's the bad dark part about the Internet and I think extremism is inevitable in people because most people are just [ __ ] regular people or they're [ __ ] stupid and they can only hold extreme ideas in their head that's why when you go to your dinner table at your family you always hear some wild [ __ ] but what's happened now is like people like that are getting in power right which is weird so like I'm for power to the people very limited we need to get back to those politicians who just kind of know it's more of a character piece right they're going up there going like yeah you know and they're speaking to the people but they really know hey the left and right are both important cuz they balance each other out cuz that's what keeps the train moving is the left and right constantly kind of exchanging forward and back forward and back because that keeps the balance and right now the extremism is taking hold and I think the Internet is is enabling it in a lot of ways and that's the dark side of this and these people are getting radicalized online and it's just it's brutal to see it back because it is back in a big way and it's just you got to feel bad for Jews it's this I again dude yeah I mean we're just minding our own [ __ ] business isn't it isn't that the definition of like why are you targeting us right we don't give a [ __ ] what you're doing why you give a [ __ ] about what we're doing I'd be okay with banning the internet like China I'd be okay with that at this point but every day there'd be no history hyenas no we could still yeah but eat you know what I'd also be okay with that where it's just like you know how was in the olden days like it's fair and square like whoever makes it like you got to have real talent cuz nobody you know the agents and they gotta find you because you're the best as a photo just giving everybody platforms and letting idiots decide some truth to that - there's pros and cons of both Sun I prefer this era because it's fists lady boys are accepted exactly I think there's something to that it's like because otherwise it doesn't make sense it's like what is this consistent targeting it's like and credit Tim Dylan cuz this is his line but he's like these [ __ ] and extremists aren't even smart enough to know who their real bosses it's like the Chinese run things guy yeah it's like if you want to know who's really gonna want to run the world in a couple years yeah it doesn't come with a menorah yeah okay the meals gonna be eaten it's gonna be dog yeah my daughter today hwaseong she ain't my daughter but the New World Order happens there's gonna be feasting over puppies hwaseong she ain't yeah yeah yeah absolutely yeah I'm just kidding yeah yeah right yeah cuz it cow farts or whatnot that's what it is do you have a history hanging effect of the day I do know vanity we could we could we could come back to it we're talking about I mean but it's just murder free back up now let's just go with it so we're talking about we should love it we're gonna talk about oh yeah we need to do that yeah we're talking about Al Jolson today this is Yanni's pick Yanni loves this guy oh this but I got fascinated with him now - its controversial Al Jolson was a the probably the biggest star in America and he performed in blackface yeah what can you do what are you gonna do yeah exactly so my emoji fact the black and white minstrel shows there were a lot of the black faced performances came from be careful Mikey I know trying he could say whatever he wants because he's a Muslim Mexican not that word and this was like really black faith where it was like charcoal black with red lips at like big white eyes it was like the crazy stuff you see from old cartoons that remained in Britain on television till 1978 and in what stage show so 1989 so when they say that we're so racist like we stop doing that [ __ ] way before they're at a whole show based just around that until almost the 90s wow this wow that's crazy it's almost when you learn like Saudi Arabia had slavery to like the sixties nineteen sixties or seventies or something like that yeah they look like basically Willy Wonka in blackface like that is what me that's how Hostin tatius the look for that was Wow all right what's the rating on that fact I'm given that a big smiley fail well you can't give a smiley yeah I was gonna say maybe in a smiley face maybe a think II I think he won I think yeah we still don't have the sticks yeah like you think yeah I gotta get them my rooms a mess right now because it's the love sex everywhere the beanbag Chris now it's what it is I'm checked in but also checked out today because it's just it's hard to do try to be funny and also holding shits part okay ask me every week yeah yeah so I I like that I mean Mikey sprinted up my stairs to take a nice [ __ ] squirt after you that help move my couch it's what you did right came out and felt Bevan grabbed a cannoli on the way out what did you get what did you serve at the what what you have lasagna mom my stepmom yeah my stepmom yeah yeah mr. miserable stuffed mushrooms excellent then we have cheesecake cannolis got cheesecake pan a Tico shadow penalty Co great cheesecake it's just your family and Mike yeah that's what it was I love it oh you're you're fun good kid yeah I would invite Mike Joe no Mike Mike is great it's good good conversation pieces he had a nice little facts about home alone yeah I'm we watching home alone and he kind of just sits there and breathes he doesn't you know he doesn't try to take over anything he's just kind of he's present and it's good you know and you're that's such a nice thing the new breathing thing is funny yeah i that's your his agains there yeah yeah that's yeah that's a killer yeah that was me after moving that couch yeah yeah you were wheezing a little bit I was sweating a lot that was yeah yeah yeah well you got to get in shape a little bit Mike yeah how Mike's gotta get a little bit you guys are taking our care of ourselves a little bit we keep losing people but I was gonna say you're a really nice kid you're a good person Chris de Stefano he's disturbed but he's also a good person yeah like you're a good good decent human being what can you that's why you're probably not gonna make it in this business business good people don't make it I'm just friendly with my president that's all I could say that's all that so that part all cares about all I could say is I'm friendly with my president if it doesn't matter in five months I don't give him more than five minutes and uh and drop 20 20 yeah Mike my Christmas was good luck Chrissy's just a big part of my life so it's like whenever we're at Christmas parties were just attacked I just look forward to Christmas acts it kind of gets me through yeah I'm not so much of a big family kid here's the thing and I do enjoy it but I I want to see pictures of Chrissy's [ __ ] family any any any big gift Jana opened you were thinking I was gonna pop out yeah we are it's almost becoming a tradition now we don't we haven't even realized it but it's sort of becoming a tradition we're just you text me and I guess i text you too occasionally but you just text me photos all that your family doesn't know about that yeah I'm getting texts you just go you said and you say funny things you got a Brooklyn family and yeah yeah and it's just I get to see what your party looks have you laughs a little bit yeah because it's you know it is real Brooklyn it's real Brooklyn because you were having a nice you were having a nice quiet night you said look at you said this is a nice white Christmas and then I sent you a picture of 35 of my family members in the two-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn hitting a pinata yeah that's just what happened the children were charged up on sugar and my daughter was bashing this [ __ ] pinata yeah I mean which was just a Hillary Clinton pinata somebody's gonna write a holiday classic about climbing up to neutrals to Christmas yeah Raphael DeLuca get on it or Zach Isis can you [ __ ] get on it well that would be a real funny holiday Christmas crompton neutrals in an expanding time with your family it's funny cuz we do Christmas Eve downstairs downstairs at Leeds yeah we do Christmas Eve there but Santa only drops the present off for all the kids are the neutral so Santa doesn't come downstairs he only goes upstairs to the neutrals hold up a second the sand that goes up to neutrals and drops the gifts off that's so all the kids at 11 thirty on Christmas Eve night the ones who are still awake we take them upstairs and you know we have like snow and we've taken a bite out of the cookie and the milk and all that and then the gifts for the children are left Santa's gifts are left underneath the tree on up at the top of the neutrals okay so let me just enjoy this for a couple minutes yeah so when when the invites go out to the family yeah is it two different invites for two different houses so it's basically two different cards going where you're formally invited to Christmas Eve at Aunt Eileen yeah and then another invite comes it says Christmas Day you're invited here yeah or is it one combined no no is it one combined card with a space in between in honor of the neutrals yeah yeah how does that impact come no the invite will know everybody just knows where to go my somebody picks it but if somebody walks upstairs you're going wait don't go up there that's a bar no no no no no it's not tomorrow no it's on the same day everything happens on Christmas Eve Christmas Day as I was by my I was at my apartment Christmas Day oh saying Christmas Eve people starts at 8 o'clock because it's not allowed to go up the neutrals until Santa comes and delivers the present so the kids can't go up there so I actually sit me and my cousin my other cousin would sit you know when it starts to come 9:30 because the kids play in the hallway and stuff where they're playing out on the stoop because it was a warm night out we have to sit on the first two steps and block the neutral so the kids can't run up the stairs right because my mother and aunt Janet are up there setting up Santa's gifts that's the invites of the cookies and dripping snow on each step that's nice that you had a childhood like that that's right oh that's that's how it always good so we would always get gifts from our family that we would open up and then an hour to later after dessert Santa would come and drop off like a real like like you're the gift that you really wanted now did you ever get caught sniffing anyone's feet and then they confronted you about it you said no that was just Santa yeah no I think you did you have to tell you I thought that's what I found out saying it wasn't real because I sniffed his feet you did yeah yet now did you know it Chris yeah Chris used to sneak around and like while people are sleeping he likes to sniff their feet and we don't know why yeah I just is there reasonable downstairs and sniff feet and then I back upstairs yeah and in Baltimore you yeah but if me didn't yet I sniffed your feet a little bit what I would do a lot of times on a Saturday morning when I was twelve thirteen I'd go downstairs I'd sniff my family members feet that were still sleeping and then I come upstairs and I make myself a pop-tart why are you doing that you don't know I don't know but I don't do it anymore I don't I don't do that anymore I do actually smell my baby's feet a lot but that I feel like people that's all right right yeah people's like kiss their kids be what you're sneaking downstairs in your jammies yeah and you just people are asleep and you're just taking a sniffing you smell I do smell my pants and underwear before I put them in the hamper is that weird no I do the same thing and you want it yeah you want it sniffing you want to see if it's clean or dirty right yeah they don't get mixed up yeah yeah so I do that too yeah do that too yes oh I'm sorry vanity I thought I went out of order I apologize I love it should itself let's talk about everybody is cookies yeah yeah Olson yeah now if you want cuz this cuz to be honest with you I did the research but it was kind of like I'm I'm in one of those moods where I just I got you know I got stomach issues and I'm just hot I'm kind of tired beat it a little bit I'm beat up a little bit yeah dad's been in the hospital so I just you know you've been having a little bit of a yani long day you're just a sleepy-weepy kid yes now my family's all dead and yours is dying mine's dying and I just you know so I had to do that and I just get attacks 40% so I you know you're a little my taxes can pay for these [ __ ] useless eaters and yeah you're gonna that way song Shack situation this year is big that hand is staying on the right it's stay well I'd spin on I mean the guys on the right and I'm still getting destroyed so who do I gotta vote for enough to pay for these [ __ ] mouth-breathers Dean it we're doing a little skit that's my friend patty Mulroney we working on a little new play we're gonna do it the firehouse it's called tax day and I yeah it's just a little entertainment for the guys a lot of 14 yeah I was just kidding around yeah just ya know but yeah I love paying my tax ya know cuz it goes to society and stuff like yeah yeah yeah parks and things like so we need more play paranoid [Laughter] yeah just character piece which is choking around peace just joking around yeah Happy New Year by the way people will be listening to this on New Year's did we do our we did all our favorite moments from 2019 know that right um we did but do you guys have any maybe any facts that you want to share about your favorite things I use Yanis put up a real nice gay Instagram message about Andrew Schultz being his favorite moment yeah and I it was two sentences about my wife and then 18 about insults I'm sure mrs. pop yeah both your wives were offended yeah me yeah I actually got a DM from Reina from girls getting who said who pointed that out to me she was like I love how your [ __ ] you encapsulated your year with one sentence for your wife and then a paragraph for Andrews oh yeah but the thing is that's why you married the right girl cuz your wife doesn't care it's just like whatever it is she thinks it's great yeah my yeah my wife you know we have a issues that's my private life you know my my Instagram occasionally I'll post some private but you know it's mostly I'm just posting that because I want people to view the special a little more yeah moaning the special well yeah and now that it's 20/20 we're gonna get that special it's got a couple of more weeks up there being at the top of our YouTube but then it's coming down then we're putting up another video yeah that's it cuz we can't have that up there for too much longer no we should switch the switch we should put the standup lower now and more the clips of George Washington said it best yeah I accept he accepts things for as they are not as he wishes they were I know you wish your specials could get bigger it works so let's get it down work thing coming no it only me keep it up now why not it should no no I know it's a great special actually it's your special Yanis especial blowing a line on YouTube I'm not lining was better than probably 90% of what Netflix did in 2019 you guys should check it out it's a good expression because it does they wish Schulz shot it it does feel like you're in the club which is why I'm saying yeah he went without the content yeah visually it was visually fun and it feels like you're having an only thing that I would have done is talk to your family in beach edited out and had conversations what do you think yeah that would have made it better yeah yeah there was too many punchlines in there yeah that's what I didn't like too happy with how funny was yeah yeah but it was a good year I mean it was a good it was it was definitely a rollercoaster is very Charles Dickens Sounion yeah well you had you had you had you know the best of times the worst of times yeah you have but you know but now it's one how was your year my year looking back he made a lot of money I made a lot of money and then it got taxed yeah I made a good money this year so that's good that was positive um let's see where I started baby's healthy which is always oh that's all that really matters to you the baby you're just a great father first I put your father first yeah boxer second yeah you're definitely a boxer second or second yeah full-blown disturbed kid third comic fourth comic fourth yeah no for me I think that's that's how I I just don't care about anything but you know my kid so it's like my career I wanted to go well but I just won't even entertain I will didn't sacrifice anything that would affect my daughter for like in favor of my career you know like if you were like oh we got to go away for six months on a tour just like I'm not doing and they'd be like oh but you can at the under end at the other end of it you could be where you want to be communicating like if I can't get there another way that I just don't care it's very easy for me which I'm not saying that's good or bad it's just the it's just the feeling that it's very sick as I could I think because I have the physical therapy degree even though I don't want to go back to that I just seem like I just don't care it's like I'd rather just be with my kid so yeah whatever that means I don't care like you could give me you could be anything back oh you can you're gonna be the next movie star all you have to do is go away for three months so I'm like yeah no way because at the end I know it doesn't at the end the only the love with my kid is what it's the only thing that actually matters yeah that's the only thing that went on my deathbed I'll think about is what times I had with her I won't care what gigs I did I think that's a very healthy perspective and it's a very healthy perspective for a comedian now well I'm smoking weed again so that's where it's come from okay I'm off toots put them on cocaine it's about LSD but I'm off - no but you're you definitely are perverted uh yeah listen when you take a little puns we talk a lot yes it makes you feel a little puing yeah I wish I really do wish if I had a new New Year's resolution mm-hmm cuz stop fingering the mics ant cuz I'm getting horned up you get me joined up I'm getting annoyed up cuz I haven't felt the inside of a woman's vagina or a man's ass in over a month yeah it's just what it is just what it is if I had a New Year's resolution yeah the fans have noticed that I take the mic out and in out and in and and you know always there's always a drop-off on sound effects when zach is just riding bars yeah he's tuned out a little bit it's too tough but my new year's resolution I think would be be just keep losing comics mhm I think comics needs to start realizing the comedies just a job it's not a lifestyle exactly and you start living your life as a comic into your 30s and 40s you're making a mistake yes it's like you gotta work on your life outside of comedy off the field and that should be your first priority your first job I think as a comedian is health yes because it's such an unhealthy unstable lifestyle where you get rejected a lot and people turn to substance abuse other types of addictions or right you know whatever to [ __ ] numb the pain Khomeini's gotta just start taking care of themselves I hope that happened cuz I mean comics are I mean is there any other profession with comics die prematurely like comedy I mean it's actually insane it's all it's every year you know it's it's gonna happen read of you are six it's like constantly comedian that line you mean comedians need a lot there's balance you know like even like you know for the holidays and stuff I feel fortunate that what pictures of me you know uh you know pictures that I've posted or things that I've done it's like it's with my family on my family's home in New York that's a beautiful thing where I know some of my comedy peers you know they're just sitting at a comedy club you know and that sucks because you know they're their families aren't in New York you know like Mike Mike his family's in another state so you came with me so but imagine if you know you can come to me then you would in sat alone I have to go to a comedy club yeah you know and it's like that's that's that that can be unhealthy yeah but it's like you know they've made that's why I think us as me and you as comedians like the first break we ever got was being born New York because no matter how far we fall in this our families are right here yeah we're like a guy like Mike took a big big risk yeah yeah yeah no it's true I mean it doesn't help in that regard the only downside is that like we're we're almost like too comfortable you can always hang out with your friends that are outside of coming but as I've gotten older I've realized that that's kind of a good thing it's a good thing yeah it's a good thing it's a really it's a really positive thing to have an actual life outside of comedy and comedy is your job it's not your whole [ __ ] life yeah it's like you know cuz there's a mental like I haven't felt like I've had to look at the clock it's since in six years every day of my life has felt like a Sunday afternoon for the last six years and it's beautiful but it there is mental exhaustion yeah there is still time you need to give yourself off you know everybody else gets two weeks vacation three weeks like you need to do that for you as a comedian or an entertainer because yeah that's what happens people start to kill themselves they burn themselves out yeah they start to turn to drugs and alcohol and other substances you know yeah and they put too much into comedy and too much into like making it and making this idea of like making it and making it constantly and you're going like hey man if you're making a living doing comedy you are making it but if you had another life a personal laugh you wouldn't be putting that much into comedy you'd be putting it into your personal life because that's where your joy really is and if guy if you don't have that you're you're making a mistake yeah you gotta have another life you gotta have a real life too you got to be able to sit down and have a meal with someone and not talk about how did you get that right you know what I mean right well like that's and that's why I think having a family is huge I know with you have your wife I have my daughter where it's like something will happen in comedy that you didn't get you didn't get a role or you know something didn't go your way and then you can sit our peers who have no families just sit and commiserate and drink and they've they've become their career like that they've their identity is I am a comedian once you start to once that becomes your identity that's a big problem your identity can't be your job right it has to be you as a human being right you comedy something you do or you know being a postman is something you do or painter whatever your career is or our guys [ __ ] a local three electrician yeah that's something you do to pay the bills but once you identify with that that becomes problematic because then it's like when people work 40 years and they retire they like they don't know what to do they're like I don't know what to do I owe for 40 years I was a bus driver now I don't have the bus anymore it's a get cuz you identified yourself as a that's not who you ever worked right that was never you that was just one little thing you did but you made it so big and that's what comedians do a lot they'll be like oh if I don't get the Tonight Show if I don't do this or somebody is doing so much better they feel like a failure when it's like that should be a little small part of you as a human being right that should not be our identity it's really a side effect of being in show business because there it is if you think about Al Jolson who were covering today he's a cute kid who if he was alive right now he would get kissed on the lips because he was born in Lithuania and you talked about how I go through phases I'm an Eastern European face that's what you like right now yeah I want you to tie me up in a hostel yeah he was also he was also a Jew he was a Jew was the Jewish kids okay I choked it after the anti-semite thing I'm not gonna say it yeah hwaseong she said I probably shouldn't be doing this voice either no Jewish yeah it's just it's what it is it's that you know I'm just he was a Jewish kid he came from a Jewish family came from Lithuania he got into show business but he was actually the first openly Jewish kind of entertainer which is ironic cuz the kid was doing blackface it's what it is you know blackface and that's where a max of students came in yeah yeah yeah oh yeah I remember yeah so soil Johnson doing blackface and I said yeah it's another [ __ ] hot black guy and then we started getting hot and sweaty and then his black face came off and I said Oh a white man grows up says that's not too pretentious so same thing happened to me when I looked at the odd videos of our third guys Jim black faces said oh my god is this heaven and then what happened was I sauce and say well white guys there's like a nightmare is a nightmare we took a shower together in their face melted officer wears a black eye it's almost exactly like a nightmare I'm sickened with a black guy ends up just being a regular German yeah that's a nightmare I want a real black guy not in Nigerian surreal African Americans somebody who listens to Busta Rhymes somebody who wants to take me out $2.00 pbq yeah somebody who needs to tell me about what's the latest beefs in the mixed I want to listen to allies I like what to listen to what those new-age black guys I like to meet a guy whose favorite TV shows inside the NBA with Kenny Smith that's black guys I want that's the black guys yeah who does it all pass just because it has all sneakers yeah I want the black guy who's gonna come to our wedding and timberland boots yeah I would a black I forgot all his Christmas presents up or down yeah I want a black guy who is definitely had sex to sanity yeah I know your brother you guys gonna do it better at keeping her inside yeah so al Joe's al Joseph's EQ kit and his name wasn't even out Joseph's Amos I saw y'all said Joe yeah I mean ha Joe I made the kid is she was at Jewish you can be I mean he was a Jewish and a good singer believe it or not the biggest freaking star I'm when I'm talking he was big on a big was he he was bigger than Bob's having his crime feels like Andrew Schultz yeah that's how big he was he was big like Cass he was like he was bigger than I mean this was time Frank Sinatra Schultz every episode I know we do but that's it's promoted it's promoted yeah because we [ __ ] love him yeah would it be an embassy but our downloads are yeah we [Laughter] play NAND sip so Al Jolson was like and Russia both were couldn't be black guys [Music] jump yeah oh I'm here for it yeah so he was the biggest I mean bigger than a lot of these guys bigger than Bob Hope I'm actually the first entertainer to go and perform for the troops in world war ii world war ii and korea oh people think a Bob Hope because did your dad see Al Jolson potentially I think he might in Korea yeah no not Korea World War two cuz the kid died in nineteen the kid died in 1950 Korea was in the sixties so I was in Korea now Korea wasn't his 60s kid Korea was in his you know that was Vietnam Vietnam but when was that well career was in the 40s Korea Korea was the fifth I'm sorry 50s he died in 1950 now he was yes say he died right after Korea 250 yeah so he died like right after and they said he passed away because so you dad makes a lot he might have seen him and my dad definitely knew who he was to pick a star and there they attribute his death to his work schedule like he was performing for the troupe so much I mean the kid was 64 yeah well vemma T is gonna kill us we've been in here for her she always like I brought snacks she breaks out half of [ __ ] to tangerine and some almonds yeah yeah those freaking whole food armors with the chocolate are freakin good really yeah they are really good yep so he was that's how he died he died playing he died like my grandfather playing poker he just had a heart attack his plan is that her grandpa died yeah what at the poker table at the poker table just assume just boom collapsed same as Al Jolson died the same way he was playing poker and just came back from Korea entertain the troops before Bob Hope Bob he did this stuff before Bob Hope Bob Hope is considered to be the guy that went entertain the troops or whatever mister entertain or whatever Al Jolson has kind of sort of been erased from history a little bit because of the because of the blackface but at the time he was the biggest star in America and it's really controversial blackface and Al Jolson specifically we obviously know that blackface is controversial for obvious reasons well let's explain it right right so explain why it even happened do you know do you have a command of it I do okay black faces wild wild period in American entertainment yeah it's just kind of wild things got a little dicey six got a little weird for a little while yeah without question um you go back and watch a lot of these blackface videos some of these guys had real [ __ ] Talent oh yeah even if you read the comments you can see black kids now watching it going like this is horrific this is embarrassing but I got a wit the kick and dance yeah yeah yeah so you know it's true I've read that I've read the never the compa cuz it is somebody's guys were good entertainers so it was just this thing that was happening at the time because it's hard to comprehend looking back like a lot of things in history but at the time it was the norm much like owning slaves at one time was the norm much like women not voting at one time they're all horrible things objectively outside of history there outside of concert horrible things even in context you can kind of say that was [ __ ] stupid but it was the norm group Al Jolson was the exception in a lot of ways because he was so Pro black and we'll talk about that but blackface was basically this movement in America that happened where white guy started using was it like chalk or something what were they using and they would put themselves in polish yeah shoe polish or whatever they put themselves in blackface and they were doing black entertainment which really wasn't allowed to be mainstream like no white audience would sit and watch actual black guys perform so in a lot of ways these were white performers who often were sympathetic towards black performers who were kind of why they were doing that's why they were kind of doing it some and they also said that people did blackface and they kind of did stereotyped performances that black people were lazy or that they were raggedy clothes and they just spoke in a stereotypical black vernacular and cowardly hyper sexual absolutely so there was that I'm making nachos and so that was well that was the the entertainment trope of the time like if you go back like you know what the censored good word Mikey yeah you say trope one more time you're gonna get my rope broke somebody says something smart there's a chance you're gonna get kissing lips by Christie yeah you're [ __ ] Bobby Trump but do you know what the punch through no they're like the 11:00 Warner Brothers cartoons they won't show again because they're two races know which ones are they it's like coal black and the Seven Dwarves you know you can find a monkey on YouTube sometimes but what so they they were cartoons that Warner Brothers put out in what the 40s and 50s right around that time I'm more like really racist but somewhat more just like the showing cats as black people who were just at a jazz club but yeah because they have big pink lips under acting goofy so it was a way of it was it was more than a stereotype it was a character caricature because the same way they were drawing Italians and right but it's certain racism 100% you can't deny that it's it's based in ignorance more than Rick it's not always racism a lot of us his ignorance there's like another word some of these people the internet wasn't around and like a lot of people had never seen a black I was gonna say but some of these people who made these cartoons or guys like Al Jolson's like contemporaries like they would they loved black people they would have them in their home right so the reason I say this is because you looked later on when black performers were allowed to perform and when you they were doing their acts in the black circuit a lot of it was very similar they did have that trope they would have like you know pig meet Martin no you can listen it with albums on I on Apple music see ya end up sort of its its performance it's like Abbott and Costello type of stuff what Mike is saying is an absolute uncomfortable truth right it's true I mean he was on laughing and they would have the one character who was like thinking Martin a black performer yeah yeah so they were the same type of act not as over-the-top as when the white guys would do it thank you I needed to breath so when you watch it it's like there is the one guy who is like the lazy already trying to get away with something but the same time that's what Fred Flintstone is like right there's a lazy guy trying to get away with something right so it's mixed into the actual you know archetype of entertainment it's like it's not always meant to be racist but you wait when you look back at it now yeah that is kind of [ __ ] up in race right but it could be racist you if you if you I mean it was over little racist yeah yeah it's insensitive malicious that's what I meant to say yeah is it was always racist but they were ignorant at that time a little bit more than we are now but sometimes it could go all the way to be malicious exact like some of the lines you here are actually malicious yeah it's like you know I saw this I was watching this one minstrel show and we'll pull up we'll pull up some of them but you know one of the jokes was like Gordon the zoo is like yeah you know where I'll be there with all the other monkey's yeah yeah that's just horrible and my grandfather will be there that's horrible and Mike and Mike did say moments ago that blackface and Fred Flintstone are the same thing yeah there you go Seth Simon he would never even care about that cuz my you know he only cares about guys who can he can hurt yeah so it's like Mike people be like who's Mike Suarez so 10 years when I'm on go bears exactly then it'll come out yeah when you make it to Colbert he came back the [ __ ] I should have never been working for those guys yeah so minstrel shows these were called minstrel shows and white people were performing in blackface and they were performing the black music and like Mike Mike said the kind of black architect which even Mike just said black people were performing it like that sure just white people would exaggerate it more and then often include these sort of malicious stereotypes and and phrasing and things like that and jokes you know so it was racist but it's different than us looking back now at it right at the time so Al Jolson unfortunately gets lumped in to all the bad stuff because he wasn't doing that he wasn't trying to be malicious he was you just weren't allowed down a black guy sing on stage so yes and he was benefiting for I mean you know it was an excellent actually it was yeah I mean I see some other ones that were actually there's actually some other videos I watched where I thought that people were more talented dancers and singers but they were much more racist so it's like these things are just horrible uncomfortable choose to be watching going like that's horrible but that guy can dance a little bit oh wait no this is mammy whose mammy again okay so yeah tell us about yeah so Al Jolson um he didn't always perform in blackface but as this was sort of the popular genre arc attempt were talking about he participated in and he did some things in blackface and he was huge on Broadway huge you know nightclub back I guess before that huge star and then when TV happened was it 1927 1927 I believe he's he's credited again this is not right because they were talkies before this but talkies are movies with a set with people talk people talking yeah the first talkies were just synched up they would sync up the the phonograph to the two it was poorly done to the to the to the video to film and that was weird cuz I said sounds like an old yeah but the the movie the jazz singer is credited as the first talkie in 1927 look Al Jolson massive massive massive hit massive massive hit like the biggest thing in America at a time like a humongous movie like bigger than pretty woman I mean yeah as big as pretty women maybe even Wow and it contains blackface it's about a Jewish performing it is almost like a little autobiographical let's just say was Al Jolson's eight-mile okay that's what it was because he was doing black music - yeah so it's Al Jolson's eight-mile was was Jesse and it's a pretty much a story about a guy trying to break free of sort of the Jewish religious culture and become a jazz singer which is black music jazz back then was like the hip hop of now I mean it was like straight up [ __ ] black music they invented it so whose mammy so the character man it's what it is so many out of my pants not only is it the blackface the reason he didn't that Al Jolson hasn't held up like you know Frank Sinatra it's like that the way he sang sounds [ __ ] stupid now no Frankie Sinatra Dean Martin same era you know and also survived a little longer but they sing they're timeless I mean he sounds like a [ __ ] goat sounds a goat sounds like goat boy it sounds like Jim Breuer doing it a little bit now this is the end of the movie the Jasin yeah man so uncomfortable to watch it's actually scary to look at yeah it's brutal it's a weird weird thing well not too much of this in Korea yeah yeah his face it's freaky hwaseong Shane yeah apparently that's mammy so it's like he's Jewish grandmother right his father why did he come out singing a blackface because that's how they before in the movie he's trying to become a singer and he was kind of his father kicked him out of the house because he wanted to become an entertainer and then I think he makes it big in the show called the jazz singer and this show he's in blackface throughout the other parts of the movie he's just like performing in a be [ __ ] is like you can see his true talent but in this at the end he's in blackface well it's a character piece yeah it's a minstrel shows were just were part of entertainment back then yeah it wasn't looked at in any weird way so what do people today want to do about minstrel shows like what are they what is it like what what can you do it happened in history doesn't happen it you can do but right well here's the kind of the problem people want to pretend things like this never happened and that makes a bigger issue it's like you can't learn from the past if you try to erase it sure so if you pretend that he was never around then when someone some white kid does it in ten years because he didn't know it was bad it makes us we don't learn from the past at that point right and here's what makes Al Jolson unique is he was just as much a hero as he was a villain he's complicated yeah he was absolutely adored by the black people of his time his funeral was packed with black entertainers of their time and sort of the black world because everything was segregated like that and blacks them selfs credit him with opening the door for black performers like Louie Armstrong etc etc all the black famous musicians jazz musicians that came after him you know they credit him with sort of introducing their music and their lifestyle and their rhythm and their sensibility to the white audiences like right you know so the jazz singer the movie even though he does blackface was acclaimed by black people they loved it they loved it they loved him he was famously against racism and and boldly so and did some heroic things you know there was just one instance where these two people these black entertainers with singers were kicked out of a restaurant he heard about it and he invited him to dinner and took him to dinner and said I'll punch anyone in the nose who [ __ ] who kicks us out yeah he was responsible for the first promoting the playwright ifer Mary Anderson his name was black play Ray's name was Anderson who eventually was the first all-black cast on Broadway that was because Jolson was lobbying for that hard yeah and just a big proponent of civil rights and I way ahead of his time before there was a civil rights movement so a lot of people including the black people the time credit him would sort of pushing open that door for them which is a [ __ ] wild confusing thing because he was performing in blackface which as we watch is highly disturbing yeah yeah but when you when you try to erase things like that it makes it seem like it was always easy you know you you erased a struggle right when you you know I mean that's why I think a lot of white kids don't understand what the struggle of black kids are right now where it's like and I think a lot of minorities don't understand what the struggle was because like we don't talk about the struggle we just said white people more bad back then where I'm gonna tell you what happened and now it now you know we should be I don't think people I know we're in this I know we're in this time of change but I think that that's all marketing to I don't know that these people at the top of that really want to change I think they want the problems to stay right because it just gives them a voice to just give the music we watch a CNN or even if News and they're talking about these atrocities they don't they're not giving solutions they're just saying here's what happened pointing the finger but they're not on they're saying nobody had the platform for change isn't that you know it's it's it's strange right the problem gives them their raison d'etre their reason for existence they just want to yell about I'm just gonna use Trump as not the Trump thing they just want to yell about those things and but there's never anybody never watch all those news programs they never offer what we can do to change now in honor of them the argument is the show exact without the argument there's no show yeah it's a little disgusting to even see a part of that grow so a little disgusting it's gross I actually did it's and it sucks because I know they're good people but now it's like the reporters out like even a Fox News or CNN and either extreme they actually discuss things I look at them like they're disgusting they are just like like a paparazzi yeah like they're disgusting it's actually a good way to put it data they've all kind of become like paparazzi yeah everyone has kind of lowered themselves to the standard of like in Us Weekly it's really gossip news in the gossip news it's [ __ ] brutal it's really gross yeah it's gross uh what can you do you want to read the patreon names the great picture but you just thing is the interesting thing about blackface is like it is exploitive yeah exploitative it is it does tell the story of like how black people were prevented from like making a [ __ ] living terrible in the country you know it's mean like they were systematically oppressed like white people wouldn't even attend a performance where a black guy was performing and black people were do it was illegal and black people were doing the best [ __ ] yeah sure so it's like it's wild and then this this jazz hip-hop rock and roll all the things that black people invented are now the most popular musics you know the world over music and culture you know everyone's [ __ ] doing rock and roll wearing jeans you know everyone's hip-hop is a global thing it's all black so I think this minstrel show era does kind of you can't get oh you can sort of see you can see Al Jolson is kind of like a mixed bag you know I mean it's kind of like wow there's a lot of uncomfortable truths here and you can you can learn a little bit about context without Joe Al Jolson is really a guy who anchor is you to context going like hey this is why you read history to understand history in context because he was beloved by all black people he was seen as a black hero at his time now he's a villain but then he was a hero but generally I do agree obviously that minstrel shows in blackface are a horrible thing yeah context or not it just shows that black people were being exploited more than being exploited they were being reported like institutionally repressed exactly like you couldn't legally make a living so and now but here's the reason why Al Jolson is important like like you guys are saying is because nowadays everyone's just claim this cultural appropriation thing is getting out of control here's the [ __ ] difference right cuz I've almost never been accused of it because of my recent cuz Puerto Ricans [ __ ] lover yeah but I Emily I'm performing as a character that I'm not you know but that's [ __ ] acting that's right it's like they were giving people [ __ ] for like playing somebody who's mentally handicapped it's like that's acting yeah it's [ __ ] acting right you know Anthony Quinn played a Greek guy in Zorba the Greek he's not [ __ ] Greek Dada he's [ __ ] Mexican in like Italian or something oh he's Mexican he was [ __ ] Mexican with me yeah some kind of Hispanic you know yeah and it's like that's acting here's the difference here's the difference for anyone who thinks like cultural appropriation is like the same as Mitchell shows no it's not okay cuz one is like acting one you could call it maybe a little exploitative I'll buy that but the difference is black people were prevented yeah they were like institutionally prevented nobodies if you're playing an Indian guy are doing an Indian voice nobody's institutionally preventing Kumail Nanjiani from making a living you know in fact kids Jack quite the opposite the kids multi-millionaire in one generations parents came into [ __ ] 70s probably so it's like there's no comparison you know if like if it's a somebody doing an Asian person or an Asian person doing a white person whatever your [ __ ] character piece is it's just a [ __ ] character piece yeah because nobody was oppressed in this country institutionally oppressed except for black eyes yeah black people not you know black people at Native Americans they were that was bad just extermination so that's bad yeah that's even worse yeah yeah I think that he was just a kind of some of what you were saying I think that it was broke it's funny cuz I got the chair turn the other way and I can't see you and I can't tell if it's robot he was accredited to bridging the culture gap between black and white America and whoa just kind of wild that it was a white guy who's doing that but it was because of the time yeah he deserves credit but on the flip side you got to say that's a [ __ ] up time that cuz it was only a white guy who was allowed to exactly yeah yeah I mean he's a great guy he was accredited the world's greatest entertainer while he was alive I had kind of a big head but he was also seen as a dick a little bit though Tim yeah he was he was what entertainers not a dick he was a little insecure he went what would he do with the sink he would keep the water running in his dressing room while his opening act was on and this was a credit to Groucho Marx knew him say he would keep the water running in his dressing room to drown out the applause from his opener it's a real Nate bargatze movie just can't drink your milkshake yeah yeah I'm just kidding Nate would never do that kid Nate I'm just joking he'd do worse we're just turning we're turning Nate into [ __ ] turning him into Daniel day-lewis from yeah well it's got a TRO it's kind of true I got pictures an eight to a black face that's no Cass so Jolson was actually dubbed the king of blackface right he was actually was he dubbed that was that actually like a name he was given yeah he was I mean he was he was praised for what he was doing back then yeah cuz he uh in my opinion he the kid had talent if you see his work and what and if you actually do I mean I definitely encourage those who are listening to go and check out YouTube and check out his performances because they're they're really entertaining and he has talent real talent yeah I'll jokes it's a wild fit he's a wild kid another wild kid and what I liked about this episode is is uh some of the uncomfortable truths we gotta start doing more uncomfortable truth segments I think this whole episode is a way strong gene this is like touchy to even waste so in blackface if we did if we did Moses ode in full Muslim regalia should have done this guys that's inappropriate yeah I don't know if we know we cook the other way with that yeah I was just kidding but blacks not oh I just like I like I just think so much of this [ __ ] woke nests really D values the black American struggle sure because it's all these people kind of co-opting that struggle the only cultural appropriation I see is that is that hey we're all struggling just like you it's like your struggle is not a struggle guy or girl yeah it's like black people [ __ ] that's a struggle and it sort of devalues it in a way but that's cultural appropriation is like is it really you know you're not calling me by my proper pronoun if I really you're oppressed all that [ __ ] is like you have no idea you know you live in the place where you do have a most freedom of opportunity than anyway yeah anywhere otherwise you just can't explain how South Asians and Asians who came here one generation ago yeah are on average doing much better than white people it's like this country is a great country for opportunity guy yeah and now all these [ __ ] kids want equality of outcome and that's the same old [ __ ] communist story - yeah I do Bank furniture a lot when I get emotional and I think I say something funny cuz I'm just not a likable guy yeah it's what it is yeah all right let's do a Tron our fans who went to patreon.com/crashcourse we encourage you guys to do the same thing we encourage you guys to make a funny name most do you do and the ones that aren't funny or don't want to be called out we just say straight to the back and it's okay but there's a lot of new members this week thank you guys so much for your continued support patreon.com slash bay ridge boys at the end we will pick one name to be the ppw the pseudo penis of the week and they'll be a winner and be posted on Instagram here we go oh do we not post them on Instagram no we do we do now we do okay yeah okay here we go starting off Maureen I changed my name ten times because I'm Franks and beans it's what it is Maureen is just a funny first name more it's always good I you know that yeah we're gonna call that that hit the net and came back on her side we got Maureen Thank You Maureen then we got Mulrooney family crest climbs ladders shoots ropes blames Jews so we can't without party stop funny it's like kid was going for comedy yeah I like it was a character mile really family crest is funny yeah the whole thing was funny then we got Omar Gallegos here for this contest yeah it straight to the back but he's looking for the signs in Spanish Kevin Hurley straight back that we got Chrissy [ __ ] hips weird nips Yanis papas fritas all fiesta Chrissy [Laughter] detention then we got Nicholas Gunn here for the content if it content then we got a me curb the GERD felled good try Clyde Drexler Annie Nick turn different content thomas wylde backer I'm here for the content Gabriel Salinas I'm looking for the signs in Spanish Tyler P now I mean yeah I'm a then we got gape akin put meat flute juice in my gaped caboose sky doctor contender yeah yeah let me got Anthony aka ain't no such thing as halfway Cox I like it yet Clyde racks it for me hi director yeah Tracy Hooper here for the contest Fabio Liendo I'm looking for the signs in Spanish yeah to call the obese piece simple and punchy I like Mike likes it Mike saying the dma yeah cuz yeah Mike what's it marry her yeah she he wants to rub bellies together is there a war is there like a sexual word for that you know how rub running rubbing penises for Mars or something is it knocking its docking but also like it's from the fro Moroccans put in the Bromage in the gay world like you put two penises together it's like fromage or something is there one for two bellies when you rub two byes together it's called them it's called a Mikey that smelled gross yeah Mikey okay then we got throw okay then Nicole the obese piece tummy got throw hands so they'll fight supremacist you just you took a swing and you I like you're on the floor throwing hands they'll fight supremacist all right kid yeah you tried it like it was an attempt then we got Ross the tuck back truffle pig must be trans to touch my rig he might be a first place lost a tuck back truffle pig must be trans to touch my rig yeah it's a goodie then we got Danny D pseudo peace crowd monkey coming for the Greeks he's gonna be the winner yeah he's gonna be the winner yeah then we got Marion sphincter no fumes tight gas Callahan that's a goody tight contender that's a contender Dan here for the contest only got KJ 62 87 that person's a psycho then we got KC straight to the back Lamora kids yeah mo Brian oh here we go Jason Papa constant on ooh yeah she can okay oh and sta and I know you yeah yeah yes yeah suspend yeah Dalton pettalia hi door guy yeah then we got a Patrick hey how you doing Patrick then we got pier 5 we got a couple Irish kids Daniel state to the back Villa in Spanish AJ Chrissie got cracked open by Scotty karate dumb ass stop dead God he may be the winner these are getting hard ok then we got rusty Valentin straight to the back buddy Gavin t-shirt I traced it back Matthew P Shultz it's funny but I think that's his kid's name oh she's actually a Schultz Schultz yeah yeah Samuel buttery their names yeah then we got uh Meredith sitting at him a loon and watching the Eagles on a fear as if you spell it OHE um he and alone Aleu any yeah she's a South Jersey girl and phone pH eun-hee then we got Jessie straight to the back Sarah miss olanski Kevin ozland got a couple PO locks Thomas hey doing Thomas then we got Jenn I don't get no fatter I only drink baby bad or Sanchez I liked it yeah I'm gonna go Clyde Drexler Nick Nikko Chrissy punched me through straight to the back great kid funny yeah fin Cashman another Irish kid Brandon nah mean Jimmy Moro Jimmy well Danielle Janine straight to the back straight to the back yeah Daniel Janine sorry she's gonna get disciplined hey Siri can you tuck it before you suck it here and my phone just lit up yeah good trick James McHale Irish Jim Sherman Daniel Batista back straight to back okay I'm just gonna read this name even though I don't approve of it Sunset Park [ __ ] plain and simple time metro pcs manager please y'all she hwaseong Shane we're getting the ruling from vanity that one's been disqualified but not for not being funny we got a disgraced business we got Lani nanny 85 at gmail.com yeah funny then we got a Khloe full peaceful tooth from Tennessee Wallace liked it then we got Colette and Matt Castillo I like it they joined as a company like insurance yeah they didn't like car insurance yeah then we got Anthony Laura chela high dog guy yeah what's up Jordan Co Jordan what's up man we got Alex donny t is my Lord and Savior and Chrissy D [ __ ] the Sailor wine bow screwed in case you bout [ __ ] yeah so we got a Christopher sue Coley I doing guy Rory Brennan i doin Rory Chris a I don't guy you cuties with how G make my dongho Habib especially you might mush I like that for the originality yeah yeah then we got on Nikki non toot but would let Chrissy crack me open to play at my skin flute I think we had that one already know I don't know they repeat it's a funny one Andrew Murray hi Don Andrew oh my god Kazi was he trying to mozzie Chrissy's drippy puing and then last but not least he got J Chrissy sit on my tiny Irish peace McCarthy those last two were goodies yeah who do we got oh [ __ ] I think that going after the Greeks what was the funniest one you like the best Mike my favorite was Alex Donnie T as my Lord and Savior and Chrissy D [ __ ] us a good one who else who or some other ones we have Jan I don't get fat or here I drink baby batter Santa nice Nico Chrissy punched me through straight to the back should we give it to the obese peace girl so you can you can message are you trying to set him up with somebody else I just don't want him to come to Christmases yeah we want to build a family with another large person who else we got one more you got a view that you like though it's gay Anthony aka eight no such thing as half way Cox gay p'khun put a flute juice in my gaped caboose sky docker and Chrissie [ __ ] hips weird nips Yanis papas fritas all Fiesta Chrissie due to goodie very virgin sphincter no fumes type yeah that's good I think it's between the tie cash and and what's the Greek one again Danny DS pseudo peace kraut monkey coming for the Greeks I think what do you think Zack Zack got a nice sexy deep voice infinity is everything a favorite thing we know that that's happening all right listen Thank You patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys Kristy comedy calm Yanis Papa's comedy calm for all our dates we got we're coming all over baby and Mike vswir is gonna be with us both on the route yeah at might be swarms an Instagram make sure you leave a comment and our rating on YouTube iTunes yeah and I got to New York area shows coming up wit Mike let's take us out with a little Jolson you could see us at Gotham comedy club on February 21st and 2nd and then uncle Vinny's in Point Pleasant New Jersey on February 28th 29th Happy New Year everybody new year and then also just real quick January 24th 25th hams in Connecticut January 24th for me and January 25th Atlantic City their local gigs and your New York kids [Music]

Channel: History Hyenas

Views: 26,865

Rating: 4.9535656 out of 5

Keywords: Chris Distefano, chris Distefano comedy, Yannis Pappas, Chris Distefano Podcast, History Hyenas, The Bonfire, bayridge boys, joe rogan experience, ladder 14, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, podcast, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, jokes, history, history class, homework, history homework, best history podcasts, funniest podcasts, best educational podcast, Al Jolsen, al jolson explained, al jolson swanee, al jolson reaction, al jolson biography

Id: wAlIiYDLaG8

Length: 76min 16sec (4576 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 11 2020