The 100th Episode!

[Music] [Music] well hello out there to the fans of history hyenas guess what I'm Yanis Pappas that's Chris de Stefano that's Rafael De Luca he's here that must mean something it's the hundredth episode you believe it we've made a hundred episodes ak is still 24 it's what it is he's only 24 years old coz we've he lied to us to get a job he started when he was 15 15 and we've added all kinds of fun people since episode 1 it used to be just me honest gym that you and Bardot church yeah before we started making money making money now we have uh we do we did we lost at you and now we gained at you back yeah Jewish kid in the corner yeah who looks like he's from the mountains of tyrgyztan yeah he's here we got Zach we got Mikey we got the great vanity and now we have an actual squad and without them we would have not have been able to make to a Hondo so I just want to say first and foremost thank you to you people yeah and that's just uh that's just a character piece you guys do help us but don't get too big heads we can do this without you yeah talking about some major shifts no no kidding we're joking we're joke it's character piece we love everybody we love our team we've built a great team here have it's Christmas my favorite time of year I wish that Christmas lasted all through January yeah I don't like the fact that Christmas [ __ ] starts after Thanksgiving and only lasts a couple weeks and then it's just done and January's just bleak and dreary I'm moving I'm moving to Miami for the [ __ ] winter I want it to be Christmas did you get it you have to move the torch hland yeah always Christmas in torch-lit is always we invented Christmas yeah we should have taken the baby to the Christmas Gardens I should have taken the Christmas Gardens but my mom wanted to have a brew and Disneyland yeah you know well it's a real fancy move to Florida I was like mom I want to immerse my daughter in the culture of Bavarian culture take her to German Christmas markets and she said how about goofy yes my mom is just from a blue-collar neighborhood we're doing all right you doing okay if you make it all the way down to Florida especially on JetBlue where all the seats are the same size all the sheets have televisions Chris like [ __ ] your mom not like JetBlue because Oh seats the same size that's a little too socialist for her a little socialist socialism is let's be on now she just posted a rocky Oaks on stage and say she went to an Ivy League school she went to LaGuardia Community College and then you lied to me and said she got into Columbia but that's not true either it's just one when it comes to you it's a spin the wheel truth it's a spin your mind goes didn't it truth or lie yelling great right now because make no mistake for the first time in weeks my prostate is in normal size yeah I'm just back baby you're back baby you're back in a big way I feel good and I'm listening to Eckhart Tolle and I'm getting screwed you said that the other person is a car tolls your friend who sleeps on the bench oh I was excited to tell you then you said oh yeah I said oh I hope I'm not here for another major crash yeah because Eckhart Tolle has been talking to me about being friendly with the president and I'm feeling friendly with the president cuz you're JFK Jr's plane your life is JFK Jr's plane it's a nice plane it's an expensive plane it's made a lot of successful trips to Nantucket yeah it's got a hot wife on it yeah you get your own magazine you got a great body and your dad was a president who guy's head blown off yeah but that plane is destined to get lost into the fog its destined to run into a mountain in New England or ever the [ __ ] died no and I just don't want you to take off why would you stay in New York yeah that's what I want cuz that's what I waited to the hundredth episode to tell you is that I'm JFK so don't go to Nantucket with the truffle pick ya know I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it as ice we have way too much of a good time we have way too much fun cuz we're [ __ ] untouchable we're on a bus that we cuz they're just Schultz told us we are yeah the only reason why we even made a hundred episodes is because of the fans who went to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys and support us now we just have the freedom to say whatever we want yeah and you got to understand that you guys supporting us helps us support our freedom of speech and it's why you guys laugh and what I mean we get messages every day that people are almost gonna are crashing their cars listening cuz they're laughing so much and that's only possible because you've given us a security blanket all right I mean if you want to [ __ ] if you want us to be [ __ ] [ __ ] city then you know the goal is to my other podcast and Christmas stuff which is now just run by lesbian yeah they kept the name but if not on it anymore you guys are basically are Trump's wall you keep us protected from illegal immigrants yeah we appreciate even though we're surrounded by them right now and it's whatever Zack wants to join the podcast he can't ya know song you don't love and the 100th episode I'll just say Zack is only prepared when you open your mouth yeah when I say I could say something wild its Zacks on vacation what I'm talking cuz he's just used to watching you on the last podcast that you you know that wasn't you Jeff said that beating beating their wife something about wife beating yeah there wasn't even a button that was out exactly there wasn't even a button now no he's not he's not prepared what I'm going cuz he's so used to you and we we've evolved so naturally over a hundred episodes the way Zhang Xin Bundy you know who's been with us from the beginning who's never dipped off Jesus Chris the teacher went away he dealt with whatever family situation is gonna he done with his legal things why couldn't go on it but he's bad he made it nuts but he's back yeah salya volcanos has has disappeared she's gone she wanted you to crack her open it I think her Greek father just found what she was doing yeah and now the girls just locked in an attic and she's studying engineering and beg a kiss went on one day where I failed to look and hasn't been seen since I think her head's just part of his DJ Quik now who'd be that's the truth Frank's be and he's got a fractured beads laugh it's what it is he's afraid [Music] sounds like a good place that I support and whatever I'm supposed to say blah blah blah blah blah sorry whatever we did over there I'm just kidding yes sorry for the bombs yeah whatever that is but yeah I was gonna say Jen big a keys I think she still listens listens but who knows who knows let's just be honest she's a shady one let's be honest where the podcast started she was 28 and now it's a hundred episodes in this she's 23 no we love Jim Carrey love jebbie Geico rattle DeLuca has been here since day one one naked songs that get six to ten views and he still pumps out regardless I see not if not hit after not hit it's what I [ __ ] love every one of those they're all good I don't know why the fans aren't loved it's the fans like Rothfeld De Luca that I mean if that gives us going because there's so many podcasts that stuff you don't understand how many of our peers have podcasts that don't even get even close to 100 episodes right face you had seven of them yeah funny no I got a lot of guys shout out to you Nate bargatze it did it work it was it or gonna work we're gonna call you and then some yes and they're 300 episodes and nobody cares about the poverty s Loukas plain and simple [Laughter] 4:20 turned into zero point zero zero it's what it is because here's the thing I had to make if you if you take 420 and you subtract for trendy what do you got for Christmas if you take it you have 420 here's the clean it here's for the clean clip let me get it clean for the clip yeah if you have 420 and you subtract 420 what do you have zero at ball four is these Christmas party it's what it is yeah going solo she said bye bye bye she's a good girl for she said bye bye bye is what I've noticed about myself and about me number one I've been celibate for close to a month now close a month three weeks yeah right I mean I don't know you're a liar let me think about it what did I go to Disney I don't know but you're in rare form this episode I'm already tearing up I'm excited its 100th episode Mike is still Mexican yeah no matter what this is though you can take as many pull against your regular pills as you want yeah you still [ __ ] sombreros because mike is 100% stone cold yeah Texas born Mexican and you guys just keep transferring your gravy your heads to each other yeah he's gonna collapse again here's what I've learned here's what I've done I've taken it celibacy like a priest because I said you know what father bill when he got me but the truth is probably when I got when he screwed me in it's just it harmed my sexual development I just became an addict so here's what I here's what I've learned about myself now I've learned that the present is all that matters is that now is all that matters you have to learn to become friendly with whatever your present situation is and I thought about my present situation and I said I have a daughter who I love you have a career that I love I have a life that I love I don't need to be adding women in on to this plate right now because my present right now is friendly and healthy well I don't need to get anybody else in to mess that up because I was thinking there was some missing link to something was going to make me happy but it's like many other happiness is now you're in it right so don't forget about the women there now it's not necessary and I've gotten do that by being celibate now as far as masturbating it's been a lot yeah so that I think that's I think I gave myself prostatitis because my prostate was like I got the more glue left guy so I'm just gonna inflame and then I don't know so yeah make no mistake guy I've been lighting my belly button up with sperm Ola I'm here for my chest yeah cuz yeah that faucet just is it's it's broken yeah there's no plumber that could shut that off yeah I'm jerking off a lot yeah I'm put it on True Lies and I'm rewinding the scene where Jamie Lee Curtis dances for Andrew dances for Arnold Schwarzenegger and there's a little bit of a nip slip about 30 seconds to the scene I just been cranking my monkey to that yeah you you uh yeah you squeeze your pinecone a lot I squeeze my pie call out my parents uh my the rebels Barney Rubble and Betty Rubble my dad and stepmoms slept all over this past weekend I'm a watcher Delilah and I went I kept going into the bathroom to take showers but I was really cranking it yeah cuz I needed to get cranked out yeah cuz I'm celibate and the glues got to go somewhere but I will tell you it feels very good and very powerful to just not be around not falling into not traps of women I probably set my own traps too but just to be the power of no I'm very friendly with my present right now yeah you're in the moment and there's one Chrissie were trying to kill we don't we want to get rid of Chrissie chlamydia Chrissie the nopsi we want to kill that we can't kill him bring down the [ __ ] Chrissie mercy committee has been killed shout out doctor suing we want to get rid of Chrissie chlamydia and we want to get rid member this one talk about a hundred episodes here's one lost in the middle there's been so many it's hard for us to keep up yeah the amount of Chrissy's there's been so we love crystal clear Chrissie crystal we love your steel pipe Chrissie here we don't like can collector Chrissie what you're a can collector what you want is candy oh it's a Chinese man oh you have the back of a shop right shoving [ __ ] cans into a machine yeah I'm saying a lot of the [ __ ] things you bang her trash oh yeah Trillian collecting cans yes yeah yes absolutely so what again not looking for any of my new wipes at banco popular anymore way songs yet yeah i yeah i wasn't going for these yes no no yeah I used to [ __ ] it I used to go to see towns and hunt for the cash yeah that's more what I was talking you were a cashier at sea town in 2018 and anywhere in these five birds you cut bank down yeah it's what it is I mean I'm done with those could you not look for a classy broad yeah you looking for action I'm not looking for any brats you're out celibate you're looking for broad like we said well look you're looking for broad who leaves all right yeah who comes from a family at Lee's little right because it's just a little easier to be around you can joke around a little bit more which is doubt to say that in 221 and then somebody who giggles you know at Trump speeches in the right place well yeah yeah somebody who's not too much of a problem yeah play in a sip it's just what it is you know who has chosen owns at least one giant or Yankee Apparel situation absolutely on Sunday who puts on a giant hat yeah and you know she's I want just a girl who her ambition in life is she just wants to get her associate's degree become a nurse you that's what I won't cut you what you just want a girl who'd say listen Chrissy I I'm never gonna cheat on you that's not gonna happen I'm a loyal government alia selling you go that's not gonna happen I can have some sai acid that's not what we do but if I had to choose one person Derek Gina Debra cheetah girls gonna put grated cheese on everything that's what is on my cereal on my toast on my pasta she's gonna do whatever you do a bad bowl of grated cheese I just want a girl like that you just want a girl like that who makes you go to church at least three times a year yeah who might I want for the first time I just want to bring home a girl that my mother likes that's it yeah that's it yeah yeah yeah yeah you just want somebody from the island who happens to be either Irish or Italian but either way they gotta be Catholic they gotta be captain you can't bring any [ __ ] weird [ __ ] key Eastern Orthodox that your mother's gonna think that's voodoo those are the ones I want to bang yeah I know that but that's the old Chrissy that's y'all Chrissy if we brought gonna sex anonymous meetings yeah there's crystal clear Chrissy card right a lot of people got a lot of problems yeah yeah but it's nice to know that you're not alone and that sex is an addiction that's what it won't control me and it doesn't and I identify as a sex addict but it does not control me no it does not control you now it's also I mean my dm's it's hard yeah it's my DMS yeah it's very getting cleared off the internet no I am that's why I'm gonna on see man I'm just I'm not I'm celibate so she's episode and but just understand that if you come over if I invite you over anybody finds out you ever bring a poncho cuz you may get glued up just because I'm jerking it a lot cuz my dick doesn't know what's going on it says I thought we were eating everyday now yeah and now what's going on you're watching war Doc's yeah and so it is it is and also don't get alarmed if I ever invite somebody over and you know because I love to watch history if I go peeling during a Nazi doc it has nothing to do with them is just my dick doesn't know what to do yeah you think you're going at the wrong moment because it doesn't know what to do yeah you're you're you're my dick has autism right now at your dick you're completely right now what do they call that you're in withdrawal you having withdrawal symptoms yeah yeah I'm with Drossos you may bang a guy yeah let's make a clip please of the moment where I said in oatmeal slips in the in the raisin slips in the oh I'll put it to you this way yeah here's what I've been doing because it's the holiday season um you know my daughter has an advent calendar so every day she opens up the little box on the advent calendar she eats a chocolate that's what i'ma do it myself Missy every day I don't bang a to it or do something I'm supposed to do I just have a little chocolate I sit down my advent calendar it's been great yeah I feel so powerful I actually feel powerful saying no yeah it's wild it's that's what they that's my me because the girls are still going crazy yeah and yes it works come over I'll do this I'll do that and I'll just say I'm not in the right mental health space for you right now I appreciate your concern please listen history hyena so she's what I've been messaging that's it people think vanity is message yeah that's what the way to cover girls I've said is this vanity oh yeah that's the way to just sudden be just I wouldn't be yeah you you just tell them you're no longer collecting cans you've got a job now yeah you're attacked at out yeah I pay tax now collecting cans off the streets and putting them in machines no Chrissy clean collectors over yeah I just said Chrissy clan collector yeah that was Chrissy we gotta kill him - so we're killing kick like Chrissy chlamydia Christie and ku klux courtesy those are the three that gotta be killed but Chrissy Chrissy steel pipe Chrissy turned over a new leaf Chrissy's a good whoever newly Chrissy house is out of here - Chrissy Cass we gotta get rid of that guy yeah Chrissy which Chrissy's doing like we like steel pipe we like steel blue like crystal clear well we like truth serum Chrissy Trudy I'm sure it is a good what about CW and Chrissy white lies Chrissy white lies we like we like because he's funny yeah what was another one a lot of general sherman Chrissy general sherman where you just burn a hole through the comedy community yeah yeah that's a good one that's a good one yeah in the what I'll spin the wheel Christie is the wheels Christie's new up you know we need him yeah but that's actually know sexually spin the wheels anymore yeah well I've done that enough yeah you do that enough but you also spin the wheels with lies - it's like somebody asks you question and your mind just goes burn and if it lands on lights what it is it's what it is it's what some it's whatever the most fun responses have fall yeah no we're just kidding it's what it is what it is yeah we're just ate a couple of Asian kids on a piece and I think what's happened recently is I think vanity has had a couple friends and started listening to the podcast and told ya I have a little couple concerns and she's really trying to tighten the diversity robot oh yeah I appreciate it she wouldn't let us do Jackie Robinson with Jeff died yeah she wouldn't yeah she's like white guys can't be talking you can only talk about that with am awfully well yeah I know just making contact yo just we're just joking around yeah looking around yeah which all I'm over it yeah there we go here for is cookies yeah that's for favourite drop it's funny yeah yeah so we've made it a hundred episodes we've gone such a journey patreon.com slash beverage boys let's be honest we we served those guys absolutely yes we we serve them nobody I'm telling you and I'm not just saying this because I'm a part of this podcast I've looked nobody gives us much content on patronize us not one Mike you even you agree on that I agree we give by far the most patreon content so we appreciate you guys telling your fans and keep coming back every month because that's what we're doing it for you yeah and eventually like looks we may just stop the Pakistan only do it for patreon members so I mean that's a lie you know we could we could do that we'll see whatever yeah because because that's a threat I'm just trying to threaten people to get over to patreon.com/scishow same guys if you love this show we're able to make this show and we do this show because of patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys and we give you stuff for it but we just want to thank you on our hundredth episode for being our backbone I mean we got we're paying people now we're up and running we started with just with with with Jim Serpico and Annie Barlow Church and then we fired them yeah because they just believed in us we could say that they're not listening listen anymore so they think we didn't fire them but yeah you know we shan't we appreciate you God you know the initial help I mean barter would just sit here and fall asleep in the corner yeah and you know Jim was you know Jim had Jeffrey so it's what it is you know was how you met me sleeping on the first day was always sleeping that was born through a divorce I think his blood sugar was law yeah I needed a Slurpee we got too many people that passed out on the podcast we you know it's just it's you people should start taking bets when they listen to a podcast who's gone down me or Mike yeah I wanted to be more emotionally related his is definitely gonna be physically both years ago and we're both going down yeah like how's he gonna be my net lay down if he's down down there down there ready yeah nice little cushion to lay on much good comic Mike's a good calm and Mike's give me over pick up the pace though s Loukas Chrissy's out to play today chris is here yeah truth serum Chrissy yeah I'm a wreck right now it's a manic pace at Chrissy's comin at ya I just feel I'm good I'm friendly with my presence Mike he's got it Mikey's got it he's a decent kid from you she's got Texas style I've know you San Antonio same [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] about your whole state at all when I go on the road I don't remember I don't care I just want to get big in New York like Bob Marley is into England yeah I'm just gonna become more recent just to shows that oh you're mad [ __ ] matter it doesn't matter I'm able to make a decent living in New York because I'm able to invest properly because I just [ __ ] pay attention a little bit that's it it's I care I'm not getting a Bentley that's it yeah yeah I don't know who I don't know who I'm attacking my present no you know who's been here from the beginning I was getting to first of all we added Mike we went to another level myk's myk's good and our goal we're make no mistake what is that noise SantaCon probably yeah probably our goal is to wrestle Mike away from everything else yeah that's just what our goal it's like yeah nobody treats nobody treats Mike with the respect he deserves about us I mean yeah absolutely yeah well because we love them we appreciate my know and so we're prepared we're prepared to wrestle him away from the other people in 2020 yeah and if we have to do it physically then we'll take you about new york city new york city besides Luis Gomez and gasps digital who's a tyrant we can beat up every podcast so we could just have free reign yeah yeah that's what we're gonna do which is we're gonna do so then and we add in front of Tia and and and what a great addition to the team that was adding added to the third woman besides me and you was was the key that what's the key to success it wasn't when we add us because now it's just three women at the head of this thing that's right yeah this is girl's gotta eat yes yeah yes gge so once vanity a came in yeah and it was great yeah yeah it once when Atia came in the dead-ass everything started to stay on track the organization the things that we lacked I mean we can't even get a Secret Santa right right and and vanity I was able to say here's what we're missing here's what we need and has improved the podcast dramatic well and she's and she's done great and we're happy to have her yes so we're doing and she's been doing fantastic I'm gonna have to ask you to start pumping up some more clips don't know truth truth sir Chrissy is just here yeah and Zach that's not what I say Zach's been with the since day [ __ ] one and he hasn't missed any episodes I wouldn't even notice he only missed one was a birthday episode and I don't even remember that and Zach the thing the most impressive thing about Zach is we've done a hundred episodes and out of 100 100 episodes 100 times Zach has been sitting firmly in the hot seat yeah and has made it through every single time I mean the kid wins Game seven everything he does because I mean every time we've been walking the stairs but like ladies he just comes back and says I'm sorry didn't upload Lisbon whatever the [ __ ] you're talking about no god that's it's ironic that he's a Muslim kid because the jihad aren't on zach on patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys is for real yeah I mean I feel like it's a hunting party they're gonna show up here with tiki torches for yeah they're gonna demand his head it's yeah well at some point we're gonna give it to them if we get to 2,000 patriotic that'll be our tooth yeah our $2,000 just came up with their $2,000 a level prize for you yeah when we get to 2,000 patreon we will deliver Zach for you do you want what I'll decapitate him live on the patreon that's what I'll go on lens we'll do that for - so we are gonna be adding a level to patreon.com slash play rich boys go get it oh yeah we are gonna be adding a level what is it again yeah vanity you want we can't sleep about like oh can we talk about it yeah go ahead Mike tell the people so our old the dollar note we're going 5050 we went started doing live streams we're gonna be one live stream episode month your dollar members and up and it's gonna be a twenty minute episode yeah yes twenty to thirty so do what about cuz this I know a lot of people do this on patreon.com like a lot of girls will do like Newt cams can I start doing a nude cam on patreon so I'm not absolutely legal absolutely not are we legally like to do that yeah but we're not gonna do that Chris I just what you needed to do like different thing else time yeah my [ __ ] a little bit for a sport or a smart kid you got some big bowling spot that's what it is that's some blind spots yeah we talked about it you're really bright screwed in kid yeah and then you just got a huge blind spot I do just for $1,000 a month I'll shave my pubes up there no see who would know I know some of our [ __ ] freak fans were joined now yeah no we cannot take a close-up at all but what mike is telling you is that the $50 level it's alive we're gonna go live with you you always hold the mic like a cig I do it's funny yeah you don't smoke missus oh I do not smoke and yeah I got in trouble for that [ __ ] cackle by the way I was cuz [ __ ] was a context she kind of knew what his job is I love your cookies please bake more yeah and it's a lie I have not had a sink e you haven't but what he's talking about we're going live we're gonna be going live with you it's gonna be interactive it's like a private moment with me and Chris where you can we do we talk to you personally so once a month we're adding that level and of course you get everything below this is really an episode to celebrate us and to celebrate our fans ya know that's what it is that's why Rothfeld DeLuca's in here right now yeah now Raphael do you have a you have yeah you have a new song come to come to them another non hit yeah what see okay well you know funny yeah Mike yeah rough and what's what's really good for audio is moving chairs hold on the mics are out the mics I'm still working mine's not I'm out the mics are out this is what do you get 800 a little extra off you're talking to this one yeah this one is it back check one two yeah it's back it's a who's back on as soon as Raphael de Luca moved in we're good we're good no it's absolutely Rafael de Luca has come to everything we've done he came to our podcast live he's come to he came to my special tape he comes to your shows think we just want to say thank you Rafael de Luca for being our like and he's not a strange kid he's a normal kid who normal kids and now for me that's why I said it was okay to come up he's helped Rafa Lucas welcome he's been thoroughly vetted we've been your house for ten two years I don't feel I don't feel weird around Rothfeld Alou yeah he's a normal [ __ ] kid he's enormous the teacher stopped the MMA well quit yeah yeah Rafael's good easy just kidding I like Chris he went to Harvard just like my mom did yeah just like your mom got a chance to go to Columbia yeah and that didn't happen either she wants a little guardia community call it's what it is what it is I might be even adopted I don't know don't know and we don't know because we don't know what I'm gonna take a bite out of Mike's ass like it's a poison apple yeah and we're also said that we're gonna start bringing the wig and we're just gonna force Mike to wear wigs on random episodes like is I'm gonna start showing up to events as my plus-one wit Mike in the wig Christmas party with Mike Mike yeah let him just get a feet of popcorn throughout the night we got a clip yeah yeah yeah all right Raphael what - Harvey can't forgot the Mike you know yeah yeah it's DJ alright so you got a new song what's the new song the new song is called mashed potatoes figured it's the most current theme but again like it's my pleasure to you know help you guys out and be a part of this and you know you give me so much entertainment I remember I was originally on Episode nine which holy [ __ ] 2018 yeah I remember when you can I was listening to it on the way here like you know just a little bit and I think I said the same thing that I like you know I'm just happy to you know do the songs whether they you know get popular not just cuz you provide us so much entertainment and like you know just you know helping out with a bad day or killing a you know Lord you know time or whatever it's yeah it's my pleasure and thank you absolutely I will kiss you on the lips right now I'm a horny kid Michelle the kid I'm filled with glue your dick doesn't know what's going on yeah it's like a week because that was nice moment we locked eyes on my dicks like are we going yeah what's going on does it no all right listen we play the song I'd like to play mashra playoffs for the first time I haven't heard technology in this [ __ ] studio yeah with the porta launch equipment yeah we got truth serum cream on here yeah you guys got a new studio get a whole thing and you'd come out with these [ __ ] two tables yeah it's I like these tables you got on [ __ ] Wayfair yeah I mean what the [ __ ] [ __ ] dude I mean you got 15 billion dollars downstairs yeah at least get it for [ __ ] well yeah bottom out of [ __ ] garage yeah yeah I'm gonna order mashed potatoes for the whole audience start putting people's faces and if they don't let everybody yeah if you listen if you come to our live shows or and - is live shows and you order mashed potatoes just send us a picture of it and I'll come on I'll put your face send it to my face and guess your face you can go and ask potatoes mashed potato if you put Mike's face in mashed potatoes he's just gonna start eating it go wild every episode that's what we do don't cackling cuz it's true I love that man yeah question yeah are we getting too comfortable with the F word vanity I just said character piece yeah but other than that I'd say when we tackle those words although we just put over the tackle we just put rainbow flags that's what we do that would do that yeah yeah it's imperfect it's just look there's a there's a big blow back on that word we can't decide no but there's a big blow back on people wanting to keep that word because that word is such a good word can't say it and it doesn't even mean that anymore it doesn't mean that like it does it just doesn't mean that vanity is indifferent about it you know yeah peanut Oh people are not gonna give up that word yeah how'd you get it and call I live because okay because we made a t-shirt on the last episode I guess you have to cancel that order Mike you said no but we love it I don't even think the gay guys I'm friends with or the girl gay guys I'm freaking the truth is they're not even I'm not gonna tell you I cannot look you in the eye a co all this I can't look you in the eye right now and tell you that I'm not gay you know how tell me I can't say the word when I'm it whatever [ __ ] day of the week it is I just sometimes I'm real gay sometimes I'm not yeah what's going on now okay I'll see you yeah take your shirt off are you ripped or now we just we're pausing in the middle of an episode yeah but it's a look at the loop that is very high he knows a great song yeah thank you that one's got a little gun of yours good to see you brother we love Raphael DeLuca we love DeLuca yeah go check his DJ work out what's what out Raphael DeLuca at history hyenas music and at Raphael DeLuca thank you but absolutely hep Merry Christmas Happy Holidays Happy Holidays brother the thing about Raphael's roughest break' that's what kid with his own life and he just does his for fun cuz he loves us so much all our fans are real good kids there's a lot of good kids we got Tim - - who's still around yeah he's a good kid and of course we got the matriarchy the head of the matriarchy who came to boat shows in york city she [ __ ] flew here Lisa John Johnson who's gonna be your wife now that you're off the tits it's what his yeah should we call Lisa now is is now the time let's call Lisa let's give Lisa Johnson a call just to check in and Lisa Lisa ready did you say vanity huh okay guys Lisa heads up once we get the okay that least is ready to be spoken to we're gonna speak to her and you guys are the best fans your names that uh you know that we read every week they're so funny I listened to an episode the other night just for giggles I've rarely listened to her stuff but I listened to an episode and it was just so funny the names are so I thought you listen to all the episodes I'm doing a character piece okay yeah it's character piece yeah yeah I want tortellini yeah totally vodka you want to read some throwbacks I'm at the p.m. I like your voice like that yeah I don't I'm at the point right or down what's real vanity or what's robot betta TIA well now real vanity has got a little scratchy voice but we gave her hauls we gave her a wall yeah yeah I don't see that could've been either one is better yeah yeah yeah well - yeah yeah raspy voice friend the tea is a nightmare yeah okay here we go the ppw of the week from last this is last week the rope these are throw backs I love it so and last weeks by the way was hysterical what a crew you conscious I was conscious yeah I was half in half out yeah yet my sexuality yeah so here's some throwbacks just to tickle your balls a little bit ladies ladies also Adam spin my wheel punch my bag and smell my fumes yeah yeah now what another one from last week that was I think my favorite of all time cuz it's kind of like it's it it's my favorite but it's not it's unique and it hits you like like it's like a curve ball you don't see it coming yeah was uh What did he say I'm uh I'm an illegal immigrant so my pieces of my glue guns a little different that guy remember that no can you look up that name I mean I'm butchering it but it when I heard it on last episode it cracked me up and endlessly so I mean that's a good one I mean yeah it's a [ __ ] go let's see some more so that's some more so Adams spin my Adam spin my wheel my bag and smell my fumes is a Hall of Fame all the favor but you know what's interesting is he is absolutely Hall of Famer 1,000% Hall of Famer but since time has went on we've gotten what like that wouldn't even make that wouldn't make that would make like the final five now here because of how crazy they've gotten and that's a Hall of Famer you're a good point he that he's kind of like um he would be like what's his name on the Celtics he's like Bob Cousy I'm cozy like playing in an era before they integrated yeah you respect them but yeah but now we got a lot of black kids was it lui non - non fruitloop discolored piece half-greek pipsqueak no that's a good one shoes but no it was literally like I'm gonna I'm an illegal alien or I'm a white Walker so my piece is a little some IP so my so my glue guns a little different yeah yeah I just gotta find that betadine your phone keeps turning off Beth yeah yeah it just keeps turning out yeah yeah okay the next one of course is this guy was a hall-of-famer just he was the first one there you make a good point Rhys now they've gotten real good like last week's list was like holy [ __ ] of these guys taking steroids this yeah yeah they're on the juice yeah cuz this guy's stone called ffs Steve Austin yeah 10/10 yeah that's a classic yeah is he still around probably okay then this guy is he might be the king of all time he is Chris uvula is a back but Chris's uvula is a back board my dick is Tim Duncan 10:10 he might be number one yeah yeah see that's something that that that's timeless that's like Wilt Chamberlain yes it was just time it's time he'll he can work in any era yeah yeah okay now this guy was Marcus half rican-american captain in the fume room Rutherford yeah room is funny yeah he's a good one there we go this guy's this guy's this guy's another curve ball yeah and he may be he may be the best Jimmy pets pasola got dolphins half-price cuts yeah Matt I'm an illegal immigrant so my glue gun is a little different yeah Matt I'm an illegal immigrant so my glue gun so he did it why cuz yeah but he's a he's a good one yeah as I heard it's like Jennifer Hudson he lost American Idol but he's the biggest but he's a big celeb perfect [ __ ] it now yeah that's Jennifer Hudson yeah yeah here's another I want to sing like Jennifer Hudson yeah you can't I want to be a fat black woman I know you do she's well she's skinny mini now but yeah she's never big right yeah yeah okay here's another one gotta get in shape Christa legal to takes it in Christa legal to takes it past the uvula Marie yeah that's an old-school cloud that's what's going and she's also at the show she sat with Lisa Marie Johnson she's also a to who she was front row at the Gramercy Theatre remember when they all walk yes stand she's a big fan egg fan thank you so much Christa uvula Mauro you've elimination then we got Johnny's dad says I'm half a finook [ __ ] yeah yeah I guess Johnny's dad call the behalf of fanuc at some point which is a finook is a funny word good start safe enough can we say fanuc now vanity is just on the side of explain what these names are again those are the P P double use of the week so guys pseudo penises of the week right now why do we call them sooner penises because we are the history hyenas hyenas they are matriarchal society and the women have penises they're pseudo penises they're not real but they are pieces have you ever told our little babies how we even came up with the idea to start this because I feel like we've been interviewed on other podcasts about how it is but we've never cut we've never talked about a to our to our little little hyena babies about how this all came to be why don't you tell him Chris okay so it I moved to Bay Ridge with with the situation in my baby and in 2015 you just looked like you were having a flashback just look like yeah I'm just going back to the NAM days yeah you just went back to the days where you know you were inside the situation that was inside the situation and it was wild today you can see the situation from the outside yeah now I could say so and then Yanis had already been living there and we had kept saying we're gonna hang out we're gonna hang out but it's never JIT why did you keep showing up in the neighborhoods I was living in you've showed up close to where I'm living it yeah I was living in Park Slope I'm from Park Slope yeah I was like saying you know you were around the corner Friday genuinely lived around the corner out of the corner and that was when we were first kind of knew each other yeah and well we met before but that's what we first started hanging out then we did the bracket together we took the train every day together yeah yeah it's almost like you've been setting up your life to be next to me next to yeah yeah when we did that bracket show they said whoo I got it first and like who do you want to coast with it I said Jana is it the fat Mexican kid who does yeah yeah exactly yeah what time we're on the train and the bracket was a local show in New York City I was sitting on the train in some construction where it goes yeah you die kid from the bracket I said yeah it goes and you host with that fat Mexican kid right and he was talking about Yannick yeah yeah I was a fat kid back there texaco and for a kid from New York who's 80 Union he is Yanis Pappas he just assumes it's Mexicans a Mexican kid he just he just knows if he's not that's not what he wants in his neighborhood that's just not with a name like that he's not familiar with that he's not comfortable and that and it was the first time when we did the press it was the first time that you saw my love of sweets cuz I we would go take lunch breaks and I would just instead of get an actual food I would get three or four black-and-whites yeah and your black and white cookies from the deli right next door to the studio right across street from Madison Square Garden it's also the time that we learned that MSG pays people too little they don't pay anything beyond the head to the network's are scum scum bag it's just what it is but we don't work for you guys in yes so we could say whatever we want because we're protected by the power of [ __ ] patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys yeah we're protected by the great laws of Jeff calling our lawyer that's what we're protected by Yahoo Yahoo was also Chung from The Goonies and he's both of our lawyers now he's both and he's a real badass [ __ ] and he always sends me a wine basket for every holiday anniversary or any deal I sign I know what you're doing Jeffrey just pressing a button yeah I do appreciate it he's also nice it's probably somebody Secret Santa gift [Laughter] every gift in his gift it's just what I do I'm Chris eerie gift I don't have time yeah we and as joe says time is more important than anything yeah Schultz Schultz screwed me in yeah he screwed us anyone that's taking up my times getting fired yeah you getting fiery Christmas yeah so we want to appreciate Zach the Zacks been here day when he's a big part of the podcast he also makes great music you gotta check him out you know what I was thinking we doing next live shall we do he should be doing his music as they're seated so that party's started they come in and that gives Jen yeah have gender squeak gender squeak can [ __ ] run around have absolutely have to have pansexual Jan go in there and just run around and do and do its music week whatever it likes to do eat and then when then when it's time about you throw some water on it whatever I don't know how you stop those things you thought you just throw yeah whatever you do you throw some way songs yeah yeah I don't know I don't know when you got a wet it I don't [ __ ] it now yeah you got whatever it just runs around water and it doesn't gremlins they turn evil ulta play yeah but what's the rules of squeaks what are you doing squeak yeah I don't know you don't pick them up unless they're asked there you go yeah yeah I mean have you ever thought about putting them in a backpack on your back and letting him rhyme there yeah that would be a great idea yeah or a baby bjorn so you can rap at the same time yeah yeah yeah you got to get him one of those things those John sale sadly like sport you know that a band that goes around the glasses to hold cuz the kids got no nose yeah it's just what it is I'd like to [ __ ] time up I'll get pinata and hit him with a whiff of taped up with a little bat and see what comes out testosterone or estrogen I'd like to take him through what are your songs you just throw them into the audience and hope that they catch up like a beach ball and have them just punch him around then just punch around like it's a 17 he's a Yankee game yeah nobody lies we love we love Jack sweet [ __ ] kid Jack and Jan you're welcome back whenever and you and you and our boy Zak make great music absolutely foods are good yeah but sex a horrible marker it's what it is you go to his page I don't know what he looks like I don't know what he does know what he's talking about yeah I've been at E in his life yeah vanity needs to come in his life and yeah then attea is keeping Zechariah she's having an affair with that we it's what it is but that yeah but Zach's got a girlfriend who's a piece on to the show yeah he did yeah sex great the fans love Zach we love Zach we're happy to have him around for a hundred episodes two years we made it has it been two years actually 200 years Ben I think it'll be two years in February yeah Ben it's he was 18 when we stored yeah he was 18 she's also a [ __ ] squeak of an age she's in her 20s 26 27 27 is a good age 27 they say is a is a is a good age for a person that's been the age of my previous three girlfriends I raised them up till 30 every 30th birthday I still got the 30th birthday decorations in the closet I'll pull them out for you you're my wife now it's the hundredth episode we're Christian Yanni sidetracks yeah absolutely yeah but you turn it over a new leaf you know turn over you lay it up because you're just tweaking em on the camera look res and I'm friendly what my present why should we get you and put them on a shelf like we used to have high heat at the trash monkey yeah I just want to been here yeah did you get in the corners make me work for strong [Laughter] good kid I'm happy he's here now too no mistake he's getting proof to take one of your two jobs I don't know we don't know cuz we can't save you we're not privy to that information but we don't know what he's doing here he's lurking over one of you guys what are you guys we're not gonna let it happen we're not gonna help we're gonna protect you guys at all cost because let's be honest you guys don't really work for 800-pound gorilla or I guess you work for the hyena worth for us yeah yeah we're my merch there's probably like $100,000 in that [ __ ] account that we need to access yeah and I guess I'm kind of realizing now that like we put a lot of merch of our faces and bloody hyenas and girls don't want to buy them no they don't want to buy that yeah and they also don't want to buy t-shirts with pictures of my feet on it now they cut what that yeah yeah we just made some dumb merch idea we did but we're getting screwed in get screwed in out cuties that smoothies is up on on history a nosedive hot hot one yes and I bought an Adam 14 yeah which are glad a 14 so it's up there I bought one as well yeah let's say that guys our merch is up Merry Christmas you're gonna be getting this around Christmas so it's too late to get it as a gift but get yourself a gift yeah right yeah we gonna leave a promo code up or something we can make one the blood see the promo code Schulz let's do promo coach Schultz history hyenas calm yeah yeah and it's a limited time offer that we're doing it we're still not idea from Schultz to come out from the day after Christmas for the new year okay so promo code Schultz go to history hyenas dot-com for all your merch options yes sir the teeth spur and the latter 14 shirts designed by [ __ ] comedy Photoshop our money yeah money's good any does good flies so again Brice definite go follow good any photo shot the kid crushes it the kids good yeah and yeah and um it's Delisa text back okay we're gonna call let's call Lisa Johnson yeah I'm gonna get a little peeling right now because not only is this is this my matriarch wife but I'm just loaded with glue yeah you're loaded with clothes so yeah it can't be you can't be active you can't be expected to be responsible for your actions during this time yeah in a transition it's just what it is yeah we haven't farted out on the episode you know entity has been you know you're backed up when you're jerking off to vamp arena I've been jerking off because I'm celibate now babe I just want to let you know I'm celibate and I'm friendly with my president and it feels powerful yeah Eckhart Tolle thank you so much Chris is Chris is off toots and he's turned over a new leaf yeah Johnson yeah I almost beat the [ __ ] out here on us in the gym today yeah she am cwl Lisa Johnson not only is she one of our most important fans if not our most important fans I think I'd put her as Queen to the matriarchy she didn't know she ain't queen of nature that's why she's the only one getting a call she also knows us really well and she's also somebody else who like much like Raphael de Luca she's like she's she's she's normal you know normal girl she's there's nothing [ __ ] off about her Lisa let me ask you when did you start listening to the podcast about fall of like last year but I actually signed up for patreon like in December so it's like coming up on a year since you guys like announced my name so it's kind of crazy that you're calling Wow anniversary the queen of the matriarchy how did you hear about us initially did you hear about us from another podcast yes and any one of our black fans we got from slavery let's just be honest I'm sorry cuz y'all know let's just let's just be crystal clear any black fan of this podcast just for flagrant towards what it is I just it's not saying that publicly but we're happy you guys are here and I like history and so I just started playing you guys and I was working for a job that I just absolutely hate it so just made it easier to kind of run through all the episodes but but yeah that's pretty much how it started thank you yes thank you thank you we thank you for everything and cause and yeah thank you and thank you you're such an evolved fun fan you make patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys promoted marketing yes such a good place marketing hashtag marketing those are gonna start to star in the marketing and yeah I mean ya know the next show that we do the next show that we do in New York City at the Gramercy Theater if lease is available we're gonna - we're gonna we're gonna go and get her trip to New York City on the company car I mean Chris is [ __ ] why it's flights for that land I didn't say how we're gonna get - we're gonna get you greyhound ticket and we're gonna get you front-row seats yeah and I'll give you a free t-shirt all right fine bad about you well do that we'll definitely get her up here no we got to get her up because she deserves it she came to both shows yeah [ __ ] she flew up here she's our fit I would say I would put up said Hall of Fame I'm going right now there's only two people in the whole thing I think it's Rafael De Luca and Lisa Johnson absolutely there's a lot of all-stars yeah there's a lot of first-team players yeah but we're if we're starting our whole frame two years in I think we're going Lisa Johnson dropped out the luca and the rest you got to work a little harder it's what it is yeah yes yes and it's a very smart marketing move to put a black woman in the Hall of Fame first because diversity yes people love that yeah yeah people loved it yeah but she [ __ ] Lisa Johnson is probably our funniest now me definitely is that video yeah and we got some funny kids on patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys but that video is legendary did we ever post that for other people to see on patreon cuz I know she posted we didn't post I was a hyena for Halloween so I don't know if you guys really know we saw that witch Paul gasps he said whoever the person is sending him texts that say Tickle Me Elmo he's gonna eat starting to get really mad so ever that guy is he's gotta stop yeah because it's a random number I remember I remember that I remember that uh that wasn't that was a story that we reposted yes please do but did you make it you made another episode from the live you made a video from the live episode no so like it was like promoting that I was gonna be as a live show and like it was cast away like it was talking like I was like Oh like like cackles yeah and it had in the captions so yeah I mean I can upload it and I posted to YouTube and send me the link but yeah that's I did that for Halloween you know you know somebody's a fan of this show and it's been around for a long time if they're just referring to whereas V if a fit is on the basis where they just call Bennett TV it's like she's like a friend of the show I won't talk to that many fans they read everybody's and messages I appreciate the love but there's a couple that I'll talk to hi hello there's V T between 4:30 and 5:30 and so when when the Greek dictator says to call me Paul LJ you better [ __ ] listen that's yeah and she has a raspy voice from yelling at us about Secret Santa yeah so we did a Secret Santa we did it all wrong Lisa Johnson we did it all wrong but we're gonna reveal the gifts on that patreon soon so when you hear this episode we'll know who got each other what and I yeah yeah whoever whoever mine is got a really good gift you know the blue patty flyballs has all the bleu cheese yeah there's just certain episodes where Krissi decides it's gonna be a truth service ode this is the hundredth episode it truth serve Krissi is dominate absolute I took some pervert in again and I'm ready to fly all right Lisa Johnson listen we love you we just wanted to say thank you so much on the hundredth episode it's a celebration and here in Europe our of it congratulations you guys are doing a great job keep up the good work everybody's having a good time of course not a long time that's right thank you so much happy holidays Merry Christmas Lisa yeah bye-bye she's the best she's the best number one yeah it's she sets she sets the example of what a high Hina fan yeah what we're all great what all about I mean you know she goes with it she's interactive you know she creates content that the other fans can see and yeah fun with that she's a leader Lisa is a leader and they met up they actually and that's what I love about you know to 2020 is like the fans meet each other it's a community you know they came up to the show they hung out they made friends with each other they talk in the community board that's what it's about man we're seen and yeah we love that work you know we want you guys to make friends with each other and hang out whatever like that's what it's about man Yeah right no yeah and I I think throughout the course of this podcast I probably moved in and out of my baby's Mama's house about six times so I would come in every quarter with just a new life I half of this podcast was spent with my life being in garbage bags yeah that was the beginning yeah we've really come a long way we're all the way at this point now where the this situation is really not even a situation and for right yeah now we got a good situation at its grass yeah you know I I'm leaving Bay Ridge you're leaving Bay Ridge which is said but I'm keeping my apartment there to be close to you keep an apartment be close to you yeah and and we'll goodness we're gonna make it a studio and it's gonna be good we're gonna we're gonna figure it out but I'm I can't leave Bay Ridge altogether you can't leave it all together I'm a New York City kid and I'm a little scared of the woods yes I'm gonna what I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do is when Johnny finally leaves I'm gonna have to go through some morning time whatever but then what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna trap an owl I'm gonna put some glasses on it and a stick of the said I voted for Bernie and just call it Yanis it looks like I'm just gonna call you little on TV now ah yeah now Mike are you going to Texas for Christmas no I'm here the whole time Wow yeah what are you doing I don't know I think you're gonna come by my house go to Chrissy's family's house what do you want what do you wanna do you want to come by and Janet's yeah Mike's my plus-one and Paul Varghese Chris's party yeah they actually be a good plus one yeah I think Paul I think Paul would be okay with it yeah I just worked with Paul yeah yeah no I'm bringing Mike or vanity yeah I have to take you took him to a fine wine West restaurant serving grape juice now he's in oh yeah yeah that's an exclusive list up there at Paul Pulver you get knows a great guy get an invite to the Paul virzi compound I mean and the cooking misses Virgie does is I can't explain to you how good the food is it's actually like it's maybe the best like home-cooked food I've ever had in my life let's get putlitz book Paul virzi we had him on a callin but let's get into babies excited to come on yeah yeah we're gonna cause a great kiss and as you know we're going twice a week we hope you trying to hook my daughter up with Paul son that's what you want to do well just because it's a looker he's got the right look yeah for what I want my daughter bring home good luck just the kind of look yeah yeah that you see it higher levels of ownerships and things like that yeah just [ __ ] his name he's got the kind of look where his name's on the car dealership he's not fixing them yeah he owns the team he doesn't play for it he got most of his cable but he did keep Fox those yeah it's just our Channel yeah it's just for your daughter he's from watch army he grew up there he grows idea definitely going to get him now said she when she that's the top level ball are we supposed to you can't tackle the baby name but she is Puerto Rican as she look at you go to West Charles a good look it's go to Westchester and let's make no mistake it's been your lifelong dream as Yanis to get up to Westchester gas because you are the true maureesa I work I've said this from day one what you see the biggest character piece that you've ever seen in in the history of the world is you pompous I mean the guy has been playing a character for 44 years he's seen glimpses of the real him and that's more recent that Rodriguez straight should we know secrets I know well let's do the audio they draw names suck and then get the bags okay I'll get the bag what do we got Oh in the sponsors yeah all right believe me the sponsors okay so you I'm gonna do the sponsors in my head yeah do you do patron calm first yeah to the patron calm yeah okay here we go these are the newest members of the matriarchy that went to patreon.com/scishow okay okay so the new names the new people that got in and this is just random you guys just happen to or get your name called out on the hundredth episode so congrats thank you so much for joining the patreon you're late to the game okay first name Kyle Howells straight to the back is here for the content yeah then we got all one word nice piece to that cracked open and cleaned out aunt Eileen's with a ciggie we haven't been doing Aelita logs I lead yeah well she a very prior to you what you're disturbed you're disturbed if you said that Chrissy you disturbed and I told you you thinking what you're honest you want some Entenmann's would you like it yeah bye my daughter had a friend we could keep it yeah next up we got amid the sand monkey with fumes ready to go boom Allah 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but it does it I mean you just [ __ ] yeah just go up there and just speak to the mic it doesn't matter even this kids doing comedy now and he was funny on the ground but even he's doing it's Michael Rapaport right stand up isn't even a thing just a thing it's just like a [ __ ] we don't have talent you just go up there do who cares yeah sell the tickets get the money yeah the people pay um so yes so that that's pretty much in a nutshell the sponson we really appreciate you guys service we do we love each and every one of you but I think there are some changes coming it's just look we hope you enjoyed the run with us for two years and we really thank you because you guys did get us off the ground but the truth is this is a capitalist society yeah and we're just too big now we got bigger yeah so we we did give every year a part of the show everyone knows who you are yeah and vanity is gonna give you an opportunist stay with us yeah but other than what it is once we get to 200 G's on patreon which will come in soon when you guys start the Mme you're just gonna start getting replies that say cease and desist from my lawyer I'm not talking any I'm gonna become a monster when we get to 200k yes what it is yeah but again this is a celebration of our patreon members you guys make our show that is the era that we in that we in yo yeah and I just fixed that with hey I'm just like that you've been like forgetting letters and words I know because I I have John I have your Yanni Sunday on his sundown let's get to secrets and I want to give our gifts out we're said we're gonna do it on the potty but thank you and and tell your friends about history hyenas and also if you have not joined patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys go ask a patriot I remember how much they're loving okay cuz you're missing a ton of good tanta content including our latest ladder 14 video that we put up there and also some other good content and now with the Secret Santa now it's Secret Santa Tom what you're hearing is the ruffling through my Dunkin Donuts bag that I put my gift in okay so what are we doing that's going no that that's for Zach that goes to sack that's the Secret Santa go to Zach are we opening them on the pod yeah this is for me yeah wow I love how nobody wrapped him everyone just got him in bags what do we do do we I'm sorry you know vanity is is gonna be wrapped of course yeah so that yeah we know yes I can see the [ __ ] gift through the bag yeah the only one Zach he's walking away out of here [ __ ] winter yeah we know whoever we know whoever tax gift is gonna be a little better than the rest and we know whoever whoever Mike's gift was whoever Mike got whoever is Secret Santa Mike's was your gifts gonna barbecue sauce on it either that or slow piece of Slurpee syrup Slurpee turkey with Slurpee alright so what do we do yeah yes cookies but so everybody is cookies secrets we didn't do this properly the guys didn't know but we all get gives and then we put it in the the side and then we try to see our winter gifts are we're gonna open them and we're gonna guess who we think yeah keep the gift mine is it wrong mine's a stone-cold guess cuz I don't know fart can we do it for the video no okay I got a German dictionary I think vanity is my Secret Santa wow that's a goodie is that you you can't say yet I think we're gonna go there's more okay my god okay my go we'll go one at a time so great wait yeah what does she get and I also got rainbow flag socks and a German dictionary yeah that's yeah that's a goodie this is great yeah that's real I didn't want to learn German okay now am i open to mind yeah let's do boys first okay boys first Chris is already learning his German words sure look Mike's getting his thing out so I think it's from Mike cuz I think he's giving it away that he's filming me no you are you throwing me okay I'm sorry to [ __ ] up your video okay what's that what's that teacher this is my Santa Secret Santas Secret Santa this doesn't look good it's got a bull's-eye on it it looks like Merc is this Zacks merch yes that's okay it's a Fruit of the Loom shirt and it's gonna shrink in the wash but I'm gonna wear it once or twice its original size yeah thank you says okay so now I know who got me mine I guess right I got was you have always been a big supporter of my rapping so I want to make sure Thank You Zach I am a big supporter I think you're really good man so thank you I'm gonna wear that with pride what is it those mics yeah a little bit what else did Mike yeah that's what it is we're a couple beefcakes and you're a butter cake on a stick yeah but that's only one of the gifts who got you that what else you get there Texas Road had a cart you could probably take that and you have a holiday family dinner with your family and it's probably enough money on there to just do one cuz your family's you because you kicked your ex-wife to the curb yeah all right now Zack you gotta really go and you got a hoe and you got a ho ho - which you gotta wear now for let's put it on for whoever's who ever got you that is telling you that yeah I got me you got me I am Mike Secret Santa now what do you got was he got a White Castle butter no front the hohoho he got he got a $25 gift certificates really Road house and my god I don't know and he got a Christmas hat I think there we go hohoho yeah that looks good yeah I just want Mike and hats and wigs yeah he does in weeks there we go say thank you to Comedy Central so to recap it's what it is I opened up with the mail today and I forgot through a Secret Santas so Kwanzaa that because that happy judoka as well to the guy in the corner do we know what his name is he's been here for Adam oh that's hilarious yeah I think is the funniest cuz you screw it in he got a bunch of screwdriver yeah I think they're all pretty fun I got the socks so vetted to you with your software vanity getting you the German dictionary and rainbow colored flag socks is hilarious yeah this is hilarious great because you put on the website you're like you suggested randomly socks and I was like okay oh I did yes we did Secret Santa yesterday we all got names and we did it there's a successful good job guys we always do it one day at a time made it funner well just rock night actually wrapped yours but then everybody came in plastic bag so I put it in a plastic bag I love that he got you a pack of cigs because that's the reason why your voice is wrapped no it's not a lot of signal you know what else we're doing you know what we've got the right brand now hers a Greek brand not that I've ever had one so what we request for making them our fans in 2020 is we want you guys to make marketing videos for us we want you to do something funny and tell tell someone to listen to the history hyenas however it may be and then just just say marketing at the end that's yeah and we'll pick your funny videos and will repost them for example like with me and Maura when we and I called you Mark I am yeah I'm losing my mind when me and Chris prank called Frye boots yeah and we just at the end we told her hey we just want you to listen to history hyenas so I'm and remember for the fans who've been around a long time when we went into Rite Aid and you know we there was a we're behind the counter and Chris tried to get him to listen to history hyenas and he said we were too dope Queen he said we were you said it's better than two dope Queen he's like we do all types of [ __ ] like that order if you're ordering from the drive-thru you know do it there exactly you respectful be legal be nice yeah just yell marketing yeah just funny it's healthy you know make a me Mason did a good one Sammy Mason did a good one just make a history hyenas marketing video where you're where you're spreading the word about history he knows however you want to do it get creative please stay safe we won't consider anything that's not [ __ ] safe that's not legal and that's not good hearted so do that make it funny we're gonna pick the ones we like and we're gonna post them on our account and that's how we're gonna tackle our grassroots marketing is through you guys cuz that's how it's been going so far you guys have been telling your friends so now we're taking it to the next level since you guys are so funny we want you to continue being funny and being creative and we want to see it because it's entertaining us and we're gonna post them so send those videos over to V if you're Lisa Johnson you can call it me everybody else it's Queen Venna dia it's what it is alright thank you guys so much the hundredth episode history hyenas calm Christy calm be calm Yanis pop is comedy calm what is it what's your website Mikey I don't have a website but on instagram @ @ Mike P Suarez it might be Suarez and it's either dropout on Instagram yeah and come see me and Mike at Gotham and also at uncle Vinny's get your tickets Yanis Papas comedy calm yes sir alright y'all yeah I'll be in January Atlantic City Denver in the beginning of January in Hamden Connecticut michael be with me on on Connecticut in Atlantic City yeah alright how'd you depe so let's go eat I have no STDs

Channel: History Hyenas

Views: 30,299

Rating: 4.896739 out of 5

Keywords: Chris Distefano, chris Distefano comedy, Yannis Pappas, Chris Distefano Podcast, History Hyenas, The Bonfire, bayridge boys, fighter and the kid, joe rogan experience, ladder 14, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, podcast, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, jokes, history, history class, homework, history homework, best history podcasts, funniest podcasts, best educational podcast

Id: uevnNUFtOVM

Length: 76min 22sec (4582 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 29 2019