The History of our Calendar is Wild!

[Music] [Music] [Music] huh what's up everybody welcome to the history hyenas I'm Chrissy D that's Yanni P we're here let me just start off with something like okay I tweeted out the other day that I was gonna vote for Andrew yang because he's the most American president we're ever gonna have cuz he was made in China and people people have been tweeting at me that yeah he was he was born in America not in China that I'm stupid it's like yeah I'm a [ __ ] comedian I'm joking I'm very aware of the rules of this country and I understand that the rules are that you have to be born in the United States of America to become president and we've never had a president that wasn't born in America besides Obama and that's just a truth started that was also a Zhang Jian's act wait Sean she is so close to comedy calm I got lot of dates coming up yeah Yanis history heinens.com for t-shirts Yanis Pappas Dominic comedy comm come see me and Mike emoji face at Gotham comedy club February 21st and 2nd and uncle Vinny's February twenty eighth and ninth if you didn't catch Mike emoji face with Chris you'll catch him with me Mike emoji face will be with me and Hamden Connecticut on January 24th and Atlantic City on January 25 yeah I'm just gonna have him and Zach and vanity open for me yeah just have everybody open feel because here's the truth it doesn't matter I mean you could anybody could do comedy now it doesn't you know if you could sell tickets so put you in you could you stand up it doesn't matter but the reason incentive to come see us is because we've been doing stand-up for 1012 years some of us longer and it's like it's our backbone so you couldn't see an actual stand-up performance okay and then maybe we'll come out and we'll bring Mike on and we'll do a podcast you just don't know but just know when you come watch us perform you're gonna see actual comedians doing comedy in the space it was created for I'm hearing other people it's like that you love their podcast but what they're doing is a nice thing but you know it's just they weren't born to do it where I was we were two kids for me and you're honest were two kids were in the closet gays and we've been using that energy we've been pushing it down that's why your big triceps but now we're letting it out on stairs dead-ass what were you about to say I'm happy to be working with you guys but I also don't know what to pick up the pace means but I don't know what it is just yelling about it yeah episode it was funny yeah it's like I'm slow yeah we just want you to be safe yeah that's it and um you know I've realized I'd like to have invented see around cuz I just need to be a little more Greek it's nice to have someone around who's Greek who makes me feel a little more Greek yeah yeah you know going to Greece in September we should we're gonna go to Greece we're going to Greece and then we're going to Germany yeah but here's the thing with Greeks is you like having vanity around but you don't like when she challenges your authority because AbilityOne Greek in charge there's only luck there's only I'm a German kid I'm very I'm very okay with kind of dispersing like I have a team around me and we make the decision and we came up with a lot of good ideas that were thwarted back but you wait on she and I'm just kidding but the Greeks you want to just do it all one person you think you guys [ __ ] know everything cuz you're all inbred mutants hwaseong songs yes way Johnson we're look we're gonna discuss the Julian calendar yeah yeah I love them I want to take I would have robot vetted Tia open for me yeah that means hello in Greek and that my like I mean yeah I Cho I'm here for it yeah yeah and where's Yaya's cookies I brought Yaya's cookies yeah okay the same way the same way that Volvo that robot vanity ax makes me put on the headphones is the same thing our patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys should make you guys want to join it because the extra years oh there's the things that can only be heard on patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys that can't be heard anywhere else so it's like I have to put the headphones on here robot vanity ax you have to go to patreon.com/scishow and just pay us five dollars a month at the lowest to hear more and more great content what you guys should be doing yeah let's talk about patreon.com slash Bay Ridge boy okay boy yeah what was that it's what it is in Korean nice nice I like Zak just mixes it up yeah we needed a little Korean in our life yeah but patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys I want you to explain like because I think it's nice for people to understand what it really is mm-hmm to to first of all that's what we want for Christmas yes also you can or you know if it's buddy's birthday get him a patreon yeah episode for their birthday it's a nice gift it's literally it's literally at the lowest it's $60 a year five dollars a month you know what are you gonna buy them scratch offs buy them this now let's explain six or sixty dollars for the year mm-hmm let's say me and Chrissy came to your town right how much the tickets for those tickets for us to aren't for us they're good a part gets because those are 300 those are 300 for us um we want the workingman at the show we're gonna be about 30 bucks plus you gotta buy two drinks food you're gonna spend at least a hundred dollars to come see us that's a good deal that's a good deal for the year we're just listen to us for 60 bucks for the year yeah 30 bucks that means you would buy me and Chrissy a couple drinks if we came your town fourth yeah here if you guys got a really good job if like I know some of our fans even graduated from the Community College you can even go up and do $25 a year the $25 a month how much is that per year Mike I know it's 250 for ten months but I can't think it I'm just asking why cuz he's our he's a Chinese kid here well Neil dude how much 300 300 and Neil deGrasse Tyson she'll deGrasse Tyson told us on the last episode do not memorize anything you can just look up yeah yeah yeah the way it slowed by the way they saw the sound effects are law yeah I mean yeah so Neil now and to quote the great Angelo lazada r.i.p Neil deGrasse Tyson we were just informed as half Puerto Rican half black so that means he's Dominican yeah that's Angela's artist Joe one way he sort of jokes on ya on uh what's the one good thing about the passageways we won't have to hear that joke anymore yeah wei zhongxian appreciated that joke Zach I don't have enough energy to go turn that down but it's way too loud in my ears now I mean you kicked it up all the way like you're about to show me your demo yeah you're like kick it up like y'all hold up here it is ready 1 2 3 Oh do you read you go uh uh uh before you start go yeah yeah I mean kids can't nobody can just start a rap song they gotta start with a couple of uh what noise is and make uh like a Michael Jackson right he goes yo Jan's got a new track out yes yeah can we hear a little bit of it let's pick it up we're gonna get Jan we're gonna get Jen to squeak on here by squeak he should change his his or be named - Jan squeak yeah I think it's a funny [ __ ] name I think I think it's we could market him on here and we could blow him up yeah any fits in a mouse hole yeah he does Jan the squid giant a [ __ ] squid Mike got my daughter a Christmas gift and I really appreciate it Mike my mom is a good-hearted kid who needs to pick up the pace he needs to pick up the pace yeah yeah Mike on stage when he's not picking up the pace I'm gonna come and I'm gonna hit him in the back of the knees with a wiffle ball bat funny about all the things I said yeah and ragas is gonna go bake that into a meme and you're gonna forget you said it it's what it is I'm in a blackout because Andrew me air goes he made a he made him first but he gave you great life advice yep and then secondly he made a meme of you hitting Jan as a pinata and you didn't remember where that came from no I did something that you said something I said you wanted to hit Jan and see if if if estrogen or testosterone yeah it's like people get mad at me at the things I say I am responsible for my words 100% but just know I don't know what I'm saying half the time I'm in a black up but I'm still responsible for it but when you're like you said that about me I'm like I probably get I'm sorry I don't know this is why I like Jan the squeak because he messaged us he said we were both getting a kissed in the mouth yeah for something we wrote and he's just he's got a good sense of humor he goes with it I don't think he's gonna mind that would call him Janice quick cuz I think he's aware that he's five foot two yeah he knows not at all people have told him I heard I heard some stuff about your own history and he just laughed yeah he's a good [ __ ] hearted kid who's got a sense of humor and he's got some talent he's got some talent some real talent so here's a here's him singing on the last song I want to hear his new track this is a yeah let's hear and then I want to watch this video [Music] [Music] buzzes buzzes pause in the car is hilarious cuz he's not above the steering wheel yeah he looks like he just stole his parents car yeah he's making a video you want a car seat rewind it a little back over I can't see it yet can we put it up so so Chrissy can see it okay yeah let's look at him watch I mean his chin is below the sphere he has a girl who came already looks like a giant next [Music] good job me him and our other friend Mike Meraz are we actually on December 20th had our first shows our official new rap group called scary kids are gonna be dropping stuff soon we're gonna come on here show you guys some of the new music yeah and just talk scary [ __ ] now lutely I want to hear the other song let me hit that other song with you and him where you go there for you there for you that one you have a video of that you need some help with marketing vanity get on these [ __ ] kids we'll get to Julian calendar but we're in the history I ain't is vanity I want to hear the song yeah we did the business we said what you told to say about the patron I did it I just want to hear one more we shout out our dates yeah so now I still want to list it anymore you know why she stopped I'm having an alert allergy allergic reaction to the almonds in that [ __ ] bag you know why she stopped me you stopping me I'll tell you why she stopped me because she's having an affair with Zack it's what it is and she doesn't want him to leave this podcast and make it an amuse ition now I want them to make it so we can just kick him off the podcast yeah both of them are out of here I just now I want to support your music just so what we fire you you want to leave anyway I'm just kidding all right let's hear it I want to hear the [ __ ] song you should make a video for it Zack it's a good song well this one or the last one there for you yeah this is a good [ __ ] song people in their cars right now their appreciates that I just want to give another side as so they don't want to kill they wanna kill ya Fortson the last episode that what do we do there 100th episode I mean the sound of that started so [ __ ] hot it's part of who we are I understand it's our brand but then it got normal and then the people are gonna want to kill Zach but now that they hear this music they're gonna be like you know what the kid is talented let's see you try [Music] that's great I got an idea what if we made a video for that with me and Chrissy yeah what if me and Chrissy what if we did a history hi Hina is with that and we're holding up Jana squeak [Laughter] what if Jana squeak is on Chrissy shoulders for the whole video yeah and that and I'm just shaving down I'm shaving down Isis like George the animal Steele yeah I just got a razor and I'm shaving his back yeah and we sing I'm there for you yeah I love it what do you think Eric Andre thing yeah I like it and we're just every time we squeeze Mike he sings I'm there for you yeah yeah like the Pillsbury Doughboy yeah and then vanity is just there like going like this disapproving disapproving I just came up with a great [ __ ] concept yeah but they're for you let's do it where can the people listen to the song Zach that's on a Spotify soundcloud.com what should call to Jen the second that's called there for you the other one is called Lone Star featuring AC Lincoln so check that out I want to support Zach's career because I think they got talent and I like it and yeah it's good and I want to get the squeak on here yeah the squeaks gonna come in an episode yeah like Jan yeah we're gonna beat him like a pinata yeah and the next show we're doing Jana squeaking and Isis are gonna open the show up you guys gonna start performing as the people are coming in yeah and that's what it is yeah or we could just make Mike do stand-up and them do music at the same time and I don't know when I see who wins yeah and I don't know when we're getting the date because the date I thought it was gonna be February but it's not now yeah we're not I started a when we're doing to put the next big show we'll be at the Gramercy Theatre in February sometime does it even matter I mean do the people even know what scum we're coming we're coming you can't stop us they don't know so nobody said you can't spell Chrissy without SS and it still I made my day it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard yeah he said he goes remember you can't spell Chrissy without SS yeah yeah yeah and that just I just want to say on record I don't support anything the German Nazis did no here's just kiddin around to character piece here's the thing if you're tuning in for the first time we truly like truly love everybody truly we're gonna lies to everybody but the truth is Chrissy does love the uniforms you like the fashion so that's the thing is you're being honest you're like I hate it what they stood for right but the Hugo Boss knows how to [ __ ] make a year for look snug and talk it's [ __ ] cute let me tell you something the Hugo Boss you knees are cute and the Jeep's I drove were [ __ ] cute they're a BMW do you think it was a tactic like when they marched into Greece like mine and venantius ancestors were going like oh my god it's a scary gnocchi's but we were also going like work hick are all [ __ ] boots and those are K yeah no they won't wear hat on fry boats cuz tell the people what you what you called me today was it was a baby gorgeous a baby gorgeous yeah yeah yeah he texted me yeah what I said he he calls me baby gorgeous during the day he's a person you're just a person who your feet are really shaped like high heels yeah so it'll say so here so we start yes it is like you know today I said hey bubs I can do Tim I'll roll with you because I got car service taking me later what do you want to leave babes and he wrote now Dylan is good for 12:30 I said okay great can you come scoop me and you said babe hon yes and I said okay baby gorgeous and then and then you so text me and you're ready and then I wrote ready hon yeah yes that's just how we roll yeah merry Christmas to everybody out there happy holidays happy what do we call happy harmonica yeah Happy New Year Wednesday's come out happy [ __ ] news so these people have already had their Christmases yeah well Christmas is a week long for me we had a nice little party up at the vers ease me Sal Vulcano Chrissy it was a nice little dinner party and we had a good time it was so much fun thank you to Paul mercy who will be our guest soon the funny hilarious Paul Varzi also one of my best friends in the entire world so we had a good time guys what are you guys doing for the holidays minute eeeh I'm here I'm in New York I'm here for it I'm here for you're here for it I'm here in New York I'm spending time with you yeah she's got cookies yeah she's good we're gonna make cookies and we're just gonna chill in exchange kiss when are we gonna meet your other brother Oh Peter yeah I'll make that happen yeah I'm here for that yeah the other brothers in alcoholic yeah he was having a really good time yeah now Mikey what are you doing did you find a place yet no I'm in the city I don't know why don't you go home for the holidays because I like their boss dead dudes order go to point yeah yeah what happened she listen this podcast was on a roof you laughing couldn't pick up the pace yeah pick up the pace Mikey no uh well I hope you find something I'm gonna call you and text you on the holidays I wish I could bring you to my party but I'm going to my wife's family and [ __ ] like that so no worries what we are gonna do a hat we're gonna do a history hyenas Christmas party we're going to we're going to P loss which is yeah very good great great New York City and we're gonna have some Greek food and it's gonna be nice and everyone's gonna get gifts from Bennett ear okay are you doing wait real quick I just want to say so you know I've nowhere to go on Christmas Day come by me okay my mom and my dad and stepmom Barney Rubble and Betty Rubble are are cooking dinner and it's gonna be me that's awesome me Barney Rubble Betty Rubble and and pebbles my daughter yeah and then and then and then yeah and then we'll really like and then we'll bring Mike and then yeah what time's your dinner start um I don't know come over whenever you want yeah three o'clock four o'clock whatever you want just come up to Bay Ridge I got a [ __ ] love sectional you got something to do I love sack by the way shout out love sack they finally message in the hate don't don't no yeah no sorry let's sack didn't say anything but I support your product yeah no yeah thank goddess you guys got to start sponsoring us cuz you know what we're doing real numbers around and we're doing a lot for them yeah so we're gonna start calling it we're gonna start calling it a bean bag real soon unless you guys provide a check yeah it's gonna be called it's gonna be called The Love Shack yeah yeah it's gonna be called the love sock you love [ __ ] you if you don't start giving me mundane within a little bit of money lesson you'll but don't a long time unbeknownst to you we've been doing a lot of prominent for you we've been doing a lot of problem but now you need to give us the money you have to talk to my uppers out of their vanity here Green Park she talked to you about a good deal that you cannot reveal by the way just real quick and then I'm just talking about you honest is move the SNL that came out with any Murphy hosting when he did Gumby the funny that's what it is like it's so it was so too on-the-nose raw funny yeah because there was no PC [ __ ] it was just like hey it's comedy we're gonna do whatever we want to do don't take offense to it change the child few don't like it cuz it's funny we don't worry about who were pissing off or not and that's the way it should be and that's why it was so great cuz he was called people blocked bastards and as a Jewish guy and it's like you could just do that how funny you know what he call it Collin Joe's head shot he called colin jones head shot he was taking shots at everybody yeah and it's like it's fine do you think he ripped out or do you think that was I think it was no the way Colin Jost was laughing I believe that he was riffing he was riffing a little yeah he also just said [ __ ] on it yeah he said [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you know I think that was uh an inverting it was just funny it just reminded you of a time when SNL was really about the cast and not so much I think enough to outsource the GAO's to guest appearances and and and and the guest of the week you know the guest star of the we go it was a time where people used to tune in for the character yeah from the cat I loved it all even like even like one Chappelle and Rock and everybody came on and it's like and then the becbennett kid tried to come and he was pushed right off it's like it's hilarious funny it's like we cuz it's about the black guys right now I get it's hilarious so like I saw some white people on Twitter getting man like how is that not racist it's like shut up its comedy it's funny I shut the [ __ ] off shut the [ __ ] up it was a great [ __ ] episode the only the only bad parts of that episode is when the cast actual cast was doing it those are the only bad parts the episode is when the cast was on yeah there's a little truth to that for now yeah Weekend Update is good and then it's like the rest is like get them the [ __ ] off the show yeah get some forget about having the cast SNL just get the grates on - come on Eddie or Tyler Fisher not on that [ __ ] have Eddie Murphy and Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon on whatever you want have them come on every once a week you're gonna get a big celeb to come on and you're gonna get ten of them and they're gonna do all the sketches or enough with the [ __ ] having you nobody knows what you're talking about or doing anymore or just look at some talented talented sketch performers on there like they used to yeah just that's it they never outsource before because the girls in the cast the girls the girls are great who the girls named Katie Brian and Kate McKinnon are insanely talented everybody else it's like if I can do what you're doing this this is very funny yeah they're all talented but they don't get used yeah they don't get used I gotta use them and like yeah use them somewhere so they're busy and they don't have to do stand-up yeah exactly yeah because that's another thing we have to deal with that stand-ups like these guys come on it's like you just take a [ __ ] I mean you just bomb and you take a [ __ ] on stage and then that's standup yeah because they're really peace they're really talented at the sketch stuff they're excellent at the sketch stuff that's a different thing it's a different thing like everyone's just doing stand-up now it's devaluing stand-up yeah you know I mean I don't I don't mind I don't complain I don't care absolutely yeah whatever but I'm not watching SNL again until they cast Shane Gillis and Steve banning Shane's coming on yeah because we've had him on and he's put on enough other podcasts where you know people are not gonna come after so we have him on he's been washed yeah but here's the funny thing we're getting a clean Shangai let's now see because we couldn't get him a few months ago cuz it's still halter knee he was he was he was still a little he was a little too hot a little too hot to touch for us right now we're in build mode yeah okay but now we're just we he's been cleaned off yeah he's had a little heat and not the good type yet he had that police heat yeah yeah yeah yeah from the fuzz yeah yeah yeah we didn't we didn't need you know we didn't need these guys combing through our ups no we didn't need any Chinese rights groups coming after us we didn't mean that yeah Muslims in concentration camps and it's just what it is yeah we'll just look over that that's right so yeah you know it's a really bad thing I will look over that and we'll just say yep you can't say anything about Chinese people whatever you want to say that's okay yeah you know that's something that like needs more attention too that's a really horrible thing that's happening in China just [ __ ] go google it or it's it's brutal and it's scary because it reminds it's very it's reminiscent of the 1940s and I can't believe that that's happening in this out no no no because that's not what our news is about yeah better tea is about to tell us Google in it then the T is about to lie wait you want to take a shower all right like yes I'm on a work trip yeah yo Jack's got a thick cut of beef in his pants yeah that's got his legs spread open and I could see his fucked-up [ __ ] and balls yeah you heard his brother's pants he's wearing jeans pants these wings today I it might as well be Jan's pants I thought they were mine and I got here I was like these are not mine yeah well like about jackets we haven't even noticed that he lied to us about his age at the beginning just like gen Baracus how old are you he's 24 now I didn't lie I think you guys just kind of forgot or knotted it off and robably true yeah Chrissy started going you 24-year old kid but you were 22 it did you see the other meme did you see the other mean that was said to us around failed to look on the turntables in Jimmy's head as one of the records that was because that was also something you said what am I saying you said he's got her head on the turntable yeah oh wow yeah you're truly Christie blackouts it's what it is you learned how to black things out after you got molested it's a real tool of coping you know I mean it's just and it works in my career because like I can black out the good shows and the bad shows and I don't get this inflated ego because I don't I don't remember anything I've done so it's like I don't know if it's good or bad I just don't remember I'm just every day I wake up it's like 50 first dates I'm like what am i doing you I'm sure berry morning we need to yeah you you black it out yeah Mikey drowns his sorrows in a Slurpee yeah me I pass out yeah Zach goes and hangs out with the squeaky makes a rap song and Verity has sex with black guys I agree with you you're missing the good robot many teardrops Zach just crushed that I agree with that I have to pee vanity am I allowed to pee definitely [ __ ] boy status I was gonna ask you yearly about the moments of 2019 on the pod but I feel like you don't remember no I do what's been my favorite moment in 2019 when we interviewed Neil deGrasse Tyson that was a great moment and well I think we were on fire that episode yeah and we're gonna get picked up by serious now that's gonna be the new thing if Sirius XM is gonna pick us up as a show they better offer us some real they better of some real dough and we're just gonna have to push out you know we're gonna have to push start pushing people out we're just gonna be the new morning show I mean cuz let's be honest Sam Roberts I mean let's just be on you know okay come on guy you know I mean well after a while people like we don't want to deal with this anymore let's just get Christina on it's on and what you know I know I like Sam - I'm just gaming around because he's joking he's a friend and he comments on a picture so that's why I'm bringing it up because Sam I know hopefully is listening that's what we love and support yeah well you better be because we're coming to take your job so you better know what's coming to be job yeah no just kidding I told Sam yeah he said well Sam I'd love to have Sam Roberts on if you have her available yeah if Jim's available to come with them yeah they'll be great that's no we're just joking it's a joke it's what everybody doing a guy like Sam Elise is really in comedy you can [ __ ] make a joke and he's cool with it yes a lot of other people like they want to sue you like the other guy John Fugelsang or something like that he gets like mad at people for making jokes like I don't know what you're talking about at least okay we can joke around you're absolutely right I should not continue to eat these on podcast yeah because young people don't want to hear you doing they don't want to hear me eating dried apricots yes Bennett he brings healthy snow in trailer dreamfall dancer it's people don't want to hear it and because I've been celibate and I'm horned up me looking at your wet lips it's not good Chris no yeah yeah I told Sam he was like what are you two cuties doing in my studio and we did the Neil deGrasse Tyson and I said cuz I sniffed your seat you got no fumes good on ya good on ya and be right back no he didn't he's a good kid he's always another he's another guy that lives up in Westchester yeah so listen Jonnie moved and and it's just been one of those things where I moved to Westchester generic generic answers Westchester that's very moved and but if you were lying about where I moved but for $500 and the patron I'll give his address now you won't Chris no you won't make it to your oh wait speaking of patrons now let's say let's tell them the good news what we're gonna do oh yeah about about from our Fuhrer Andrew Schultz here's what's happening Mike forgot to do it because he's overworked we got a gressil word from Robbie we're making and this is this is really where hope James Altucher or hope you're listening for 1 million dollars $1 TR was real we were released the tangelo secret the Tim Dylan secret episode will be released for 1 million dollars - 1 million dollars yes you could do that and we can also set up a payment plan but one million dollars if you want to hear the Tim Dylan episode that's why I haven't sent it out to any my friends why I haven't sent out to no one for 1 million dollars on patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys for 1 million dollar tear we'll release the secret Tim Dylan episode that was too wild and crazy' to everything released to the public but for a milli you can download it and do as you please with it as long as the million dollar clears into our bank exactly we're talking about it's gonna cost you one stick it's gonna cost you a stick one stick yeah it's it's the Tim Dylan episode tear yeah if you can afford 1 million dollars it's yours yeah and then me and me and then we've already discussed me honest and Tim Dylan are gonna split up that 1 million and Tim is gonna invest for us in subprime mortgages yeah that's what we told them but we don't have a contract if someone buys it me and Chris just written it split it and you're not gonna hear this podcast for a while just we're moving to Turks and Caicos yeah the only way you're gonna get your cut [ __ ] Tim is if you introduces the wrong yeah anyway it's good yeah so it's been but yeah so Yanis Yanis moved and it's been uh it's been a little wild you know I mean yeah and to [ __ ] house and Yanis has been [ __ ] around with me now because I said I text him the other day I was like hey are you are you in the ridge and he goes yeah and then I was like okay let's get coffee let's hang out let's and then he sent me a picture of a place that where he was which was not in the rich cackle the whole thing why because it's close to where I live and people can't know what I'm talking about any I never said it I know but people are gonna make the connection what are you talking about they're just gonna make the connection no thing I won't you know think sighs no no they won't know can't say anything no okay I said I said you I said you said you were in the ridge and then I said you sent me a picture of where you are and it's nowhere near the ridge okay you said it really responsibly I guess I was just like Zach I was waiting for the broadband yeah that's really funny iwase youngji knew I wasn't even listening I just I just assuming you were saying that's what it is yeah yeah cuz you you look like a German kid yeah yeah we're talking about the Julian calendar today yeah what is it factor oh wow my thank-you is coming with his agent do we have the emojis we're gonna get them when we film at my apartment on Saturn I have my baby go in there and find them okay cuz I know where they are I don't even know what the I don't remember the moment here so true the situation is I let I let I let the Bab I play with them one day and I don't know where they are she might have flushed them all down the toilet I don't know the Bab I found these funny faces and was running around with them and I just let her do it cuz I was texting dudes yeah but now not that's a good lie that you get was two months ago let's be honest to what would happen you know you didn't let the baby play with them okay I did that once you saw that popsicle stick on the other end no one plugged him in your ass and you danced around like a little peacock it's what it is what you did yeah and you took pictures in the mirror with different smiling eyes executive I wrote Leroy on those sticks and I stuck with my end that's what you did you know it it's just no I did yeah yeah by the way we can't call somebody somebody Chrissy's dating someone else her name is 620 it's 620 okay yeah so it's what it is okay here ya here's here's Mike emojis Mike emojis fact of day you called it Mikey Maji yeah yeah yeah clean-shaven today he looks like a different look again seal yeah since what AD the year has slowed and it's actually 10 seconds slower from then we've lost 10 seconds from 180 and how's that possible I don't know son stuff we should ask Neil deGrasse Tyson man yeah you should ask them but the Julian calendar was actually 365 and one quarter days so it's all math stuff really well the thing is we're gonna talk about the calendar and and here's to cheers to truth Wright is we're gonna talk about the calendar and there are a lot of fascinating things and New Year's Eve is fascinating and all these times are fascinating but it's just it's all made by man none of this is real okay conditioned its conditioning whatever kept three hundred foreign concept is to have a four hundred day calendar like that some people say that goes against nature no it doesn't the man made it all up yeah to keep time it's time it's not real well it's measuring how we go around the Sun so it's not just totally made up it's it's to keep track of things for like know where the sun's gonna be for right but I'm saying like people like with the New Year's Eve New Year's resolution or like it none of that is real even celebrating New Year's Eve but none of it is a real thing it's just a thing man made up right but it does it is like mike is saying it is based on something that is real so it's like the earth based on something in the universe yeah the earth goes around the Sun and we've broken up the year and and labeled it as such to mark one full revolution around the earth you know I don't even know if I believe it you know it's funny much like the situation we're not going anywhere we're just going around in a circle yeah so it's like we make fun of the situation out but it's like yeah we're in a stationary bike it's called life yeah that answers the questions it's sensing of slower because it slowly gets further from the Sun yet cuz eventually we're gonna spin out of the orbit and be out of the Sun's gravity and the planet will die anyway that's inevitable you keep talking like that we will yeah yeah it's a real negative perspective out for it not if you vote for [ __ ] Hillary it won't Trump Trump we'll make sure the [ __ ] planet stays in orbit that's probably something he would say to maybe like you know you vote for me all this [ __ ] science [ __ ] out the window yeah that and whatever the Chinese has made up out the window we're keeping the Sun where it's supposed to be in orbit yes for the early Roman calendar first of all Julian the Julian calendar it began January 1st 45 BCE yeah that's before Christ yeah which I'm not interested in that history cuz my history starts when Jesus Christ came before that you just had a lot of [ __ ] guys talking our [ __ ] down in Egypt the stuff that I'm not concerned with my [ __ ] history starts with JC jesus [ __ ] christ yeah my history class is called the Catholic Church yeah yeah in my in my history class your history class shows with Jesus Christ my history starts 1776 when George Washington founded this great nation yeah that's all what concern wait with a couple kids from the out of borrows without a fourth date yes on Terry Road yeah I don't even remember who so but with two kids okay yeah we're not from the city yeah yeah it's all you need to know a lot of 14 he means before common error oh I gotta admit before it hot before Christ BC means before Christ but then they changed it for people who don't believe in Christ oh yeah you see things gotta be [ __ ] yeah here we go yeah what they should just change it to I was for him born before a person a person who identified as a man yeah some people identify as the savior but other people don't i fenders yeah whoever changed it from BC to BCE every morning for breakfast they have a nice bowl of cookie charms yeah you have a nice boy lucky charm is what it is your [ __ ] okay so the early Roman calendar it consisted of ten months and had three hundred and four days okay so only at three hundred four days so the year was a squeak so yeah so the tool Mart they lost two months I hope one of those I hope they don't lose August that's my birthday yeah that's me near Chrissy's birthday yeah with each new year beginning at the vernal equinox I mean my cheese and big words here and Mike's also checked out right now [ __ ] textin I thought you were texting too - yeah okay over the centuries the calendar fell out of sync with the Sun yeah because they [ __ ] up the mant because they weren't Chinese kids around back then to do the math they left it up to a bunch of [ __ ] Greek inbred incestuous can't do math yeah but the Chinese kids can do the math but guess what everything Roman is based on Greek and listen and everything in the world is based on the Roman so a good boy live everything yeah because yeah even the [ __ ] astronomer that Julius Caesar used to [ __ ] consult with to figure out his [ __ ] calendar was the Greek kid named something Jerris I think it was [ __ ] a Jerris boy yeah it's just what yeah his name was part of your DS yeah - yeah I loved that I loved it yeah the way Yanis [ __ ] it yells about how mighty the Greeks aren't he drives a Ford Fusion okay so the Julian calendar was introduced by Julius Caesar who was a great [ __ ] kid Julius Caesar with a great haircut he had a lot of good ideas and a lot of good ideas so Julius Caesar he wanted to solve the problem and he consulted with prominent astronomers and the mathematicians of his time but again they weren't Chinese kids there weren't gay kids or Chinese kids so you can't have good astronomers or good mathematicians if you don't have the gays in the Chinese the gays [ __ ] love signs that what you sign you are and the Chinese love Ambrose - oh yes yeah some guys like to bug chase - yeah it's what yeah you're a [ __ ] bug chaser I was I'm a reformed bug chaser okay so um we've had many calendars we've had many kal other than the Julian calendar which we use now we've had the the Babylonian calendar gross Hebrew calendar yak Egyptian calendar gross Greek calendar gross Chinese calendar growths yeah yeah yeah now vanity what was the Greek kid's name do you remember from Alexandria so is he like the chief engineer so like basically Julius Caesar was like Steve Jobs and he took all the credit for the calendar but really yeah it was it was like a lot of freaking hard-working engineers who really made it happen and this was the kid who really deserves the credit was it good death of Alexandria that's right and Alexandria was a part of Greece I can make an elevator wasn't he the first one he liked I think a Greek kid made an elevator in like 10 AD I don't know didn't we do the history of elevators or somebody I don't remember nothing yeah yeah welcome to my world yeah but that was the Greek kid from Alexandria who was basically consulted before it was just ten months and that it started with the month March which was really interesting and then they kind of they counted like for example October November December octo which is angry November and yeah and then there was a month Yas yeah that guy so December was really it's from Greek that is like right right the months used to be they were Martius a palace maya Junius quintilis sexless September October November December January and February Asst yeah why don't we change the name system from September October November December because they came September 7 October 8 November 9 like it's the 8th like that's coming from Greek Wadden Wireless so then they realize that it's only 355 days it's kind of messing up the year right he came in and then some of the names came from Roman goddess names for example Janice J and Janice - squeek Janice Janice - squeek squeek aunt Janice was the god of beginning so January was used for the name of the first month of the year so that's cure yeah but let me double check my thinking on this but wasn't Janice the two-faced Roman god I didn't think oh here's a cute little fact March was the time the soldiers would begin war so it was named after the God of War Mars yeah nice it's cute low fact yes Janus the to face God like he had to face cuz so what so what is this um the god of the beginning why is he is he is did did he change as a god um it says that he has two faces since he looks to the future and to the past but is he still looking to God at the beginning yes I guess it's like the beginning in the past y'all met girl the Roman gods are kind of wack and we're like the Greeks we had our [ __ ] a little more worked out okay we had [ __ ] Poseidon he was the god of water and that's it and shut up Smithtown let me gorgeous babe let me ask you a question yeah what what baby gorgeous let him bro like whatever comes out of his mouth it's just it's just you're a [ __ ] your disturbed I'm disturbed let me ask you this way sweetie you know you're really a picot [ __ ] I'm a picot [ __ ] if you're if you're a little baby that was born on a leap year February 29th and that was your birthday then when is your birthday the other three years is it February 28th or is it March 1st do I look like a mathematician to you I don't know I'm just asking could you got Chinese looking eyes I look that up but yeah do you elevator question archimedes in 3rd century BC well he created a lever but he didn't create a elevator did he's credited with the first elevator ok yes ok Archimedes to your question it's February 29th they would take a leap year people do they choose it depends on who you like the 28th or March 1st you get to choose it was your birthday May 7th yo are you Taurus I'm a Davros yeah Davros now how would you the baby's a Taurus how would you be stubborn like me that's the Greeks biggest asset and also our biggest weakness is stubbornness but all Greeks are like that now how would you pronounce our give me this how do you immediately me this this is I'm just trying to appeal to yes we got appeal to the Greeks there's a whole segment out there that likes me but doesn't love me because I'm not a full Greek yeah but now I've teamed up with gonna Tia and she's gonna act like arch Greek translator yeah we're gonna do whatever video and she's gonna be there signing language and Greek yeah so that's what we're gonna use her for because if Greeks don't speak any language except Greek - so we got a sign - that do they do podcast so the Greeks on how to do pocket increase just think we're doing skits they don't understand what we're doing this is a true story me and Chris we went to Taverna geek lattice the other day we went to key clatters audio shout-out to class guys one of my favorite because we were already there do the basement yard podcast in historia episodes coming out soon otherwise we would have but anyway there was a fan there of us and he was a great kid and so Chris he walked out at the end I said goodbye to him and he said to his friends he goes you know you know Milo you don't know these guys this is the Jersey Boys Jersey that's how Greeks view you know they don't care don't like Greeks it's like if you don't have your own business they don't really understand what you're doing right if you're not talking jokes about Greeks they don't care if they don't care it's not a comedy show that they can't come to with Yaya with the children running all generations and the whole you're not talking about the Motty the whole time they don't give a [ __ ] about what you doing yeah they don't even care about John Stamos and the kids in that beautiful Greek face kid yeah I mean is he hot kid he's a hot kid I'd like to rub Chobani yogurt all over them and lick it off yeah punch through John Stamos will absolutely get punched through nicely punch through what's the Chris Edie punch through list of 2019 of 2019 here top 10 guys we can punch through yeah well numbers 1 2 & 3 or Tom Hardy Tom Hardy's number one tight little [ __ ] squeak will get punched through yeah we only got 7 to deal with now yeah so I got Tom Hardy 1 2 & 3 they'll get punched through um who else do I want to punch through um I'd like to punch through LeBron James that's number four yeah that'll force LeBron he'll get punched through yeah um I'll punch through um Donald Duck Donald Duck yeah you start to get to K animate things you're disturbed kid disturbed kid yeah and then I'll maybe fifth or sixth on the list I'll punch to Jessica Biel and I think at one point symbol one of the people from the line all right Lion King Simba Nala from the lion ollie I'll punch her through your [ __ ] sister Elsa from frozen I'll punch through yeah oh great yeah you couldn't do those because you'd honored oh that's right yeah okay so scratch those so it's honest a little not Little Mermaid but Ursula okay right but earth sludge too because she's older yeah yeah joe said to god oh you want to punch Joe Santa Carla I'm Santa God oh yeah Joe and Tom Santa God Oh from the basement yard and Danny Lipari from the basement they're gonna get some of my warm glue on their backs here's the deal with with Joe and Tom Santa got OH peace and he says those are too cute brothers that will get punched the [ __ ] through yeah and Danny will get punched it through after a night of drinking in a bender yeah Tom ceccato is now running our digital marketing and make no mistake he's gonna get sexually harassed in the workplace by me he's gonna get punched to him gonna fog up those glasses he's got another thing conquered another thing coming we're gonna go through that basement yard studio and [ __ ] fog up those windows and those glass it's what it is that's what's gonna yeah and he's gonna have to go back on his [ __ ] meds it's smart yeah yeah okay real quick we made that clip of I from Pocahontas about all the cartoons you would have sex with yes yeah and a lot of people were upset you didn't pick jasmine yeah well it's a little close no jazz man everybody knows Jasmine's the number one to get published true but legally I can't say that squeak-squeak yeah yeah what it is Saturn the Sun Moon Mars mercury Jupiter Venus became Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday yeah that's a cackle and yeah and yeah so you know where were Calculon yeah yep Egyptians Greeks and Romans didn't have an issue with days not lying about perfectly but the Christian Church wanted the church wanted to make sure that religious holidays they celebrated one their actual days and it's like listen Catholic Church none of the holidays you're celebrating on the actual days because none of the [ __ ] you'd say it actually happened so the Romans with this cowboy song she ain't they really don't think it happened his father built puts one of my uvula where when a sacrifice my lord were you there when they sacrifice Chrissy were you there in the room when Chrissy was called to the bed yes were you there in 1994 yeah the best thing about getting molested by priests is you know you can't tell you what about and then you just go home and eat chicken cutlets mashed potatoes like nothing happened you just I just had to sit down and eat my stove or microwave microwavable meal and just drink water and just listen to my mother talk about [ __ ] jeopardy were you there when Chrissy went home late I took the body of Christ in my ass we talking about favorite moments from the podcast here it is that's gotta be up there father bill father bill were you there would they sacrifice my lord were you there when Chrissy's Catholic school outfit was a little disheveled when his mother said why you late and he lied and said basketball practice ran long because father Bell said if he said anything he'd go straight were you there when Chrissie blacked it out when the memories came back and he said I'm gonna go to hell if I remember these things because father bill screwed me [Music] cause you screwed him by a Catholic priest and there's nothing anyone can do about it yes that's what it is yeah so here we go now at one point the [ __ ] Kalam there was 365.25 that's too long nice to log van yeah yeah that dad calendars yelling long days sometimes I talk and you know what I told you know what I told um cuz Yanni's got a new neighbor yeah who's got Yanni's got a new neighbor now that's also a comedian friend and I told that comedian friend I said listen when Yanni long day here's what your life's gonna be Yanni long days when you start seeing his Twitter at 3:00 4:00 a.m. and he's tweeting [ __ ] out like the wheels of history or a grease with blood just know that that day is gonna feel like 26 hours and now 24 it's gonna be a long [ __ ] to be a long [ __ ] day and that's what the that's what the calendar was was a long [ __ ] day at one point but then poke wreck Pope Gregory the 13th took it upon himself to resolve the problem that came with the Gregorian the Gregorian calendar in October 1582 so they rectified this Raksha fide been attea our trans women women they're women yeah I was robot vanity you say yeah trans women women I agree with that yeah okay yeah cuz this is a big controversy right now and you guys that's inappropriate so if so if trans women to women and I ask you are you a trans woman what are you gonna say if I'm a trans woman yep I am I am a woman no Burt are you trans woman I yes I am I because if trans women are women than women are trans women there's no difference so you're all are you trans women - I'm a woman yeah there's a little glitch in that the problem is cookie the problem is is what we said on Tim Dylan's podcast is the separation of sex and gender yeah that's where do things why are they just saying that way because it gets confusing there saying if you're not what we're saying is is you the gender and the sex are different things you the gender is can be whatever it want the sex you're born as whatever you're born as so they're saying no that's why transgender woman can be a woman because they're saying that a woman is chosen the jet the gender is whatever you want it to be it's created by society Tim said well Tim said it's not even trans women who were generating this controversy he said it's like all these other like non-binary people who are sure he whatever it is here's what I think it's like trans women or trans women and women are women and they're both beautiful things what's the [ __ ] problem but also you got to understand what we're doing here is we're getting you're getting upset about not upset but you're asking these questions into the real world you're posing these questions to the real world we don't live in a real world we don't live in a real world and it's also like the mind not it's such the minority of people that are on Twitter 95% of people that are outside in the world right now the only world that exists the physical world that you can actually touch and feel they don't know or care they don't know our care they're not if a transgender person said please address me as a man then you'll be addressed as that cuz we got too much [ __ ] going on I don't care man it's like I respect you for you whatever you want to do you want to dick and make it a [ __ ] [ __ ] make it a dick as long as you're happy guy but here's a girl here's what I resent I do resent that everyone's like scared to answer it's like what's going on with that because some people don't know well learning about because people are scared of that mob that's gonna say you're a bad yes it's controlled by the media you just like someone's gonna come after you and go they said this they're bad people [ __ ] you where there's no [ __ ] good people out there so if you if you want to come after someone cuz they stole something go [ __ ] yourself you little hypocrite cuz when somebody cleans your closet they're gonna find some dirty sock guy same reason to go back to Shane gills casino he gets fired for saying something you know about Chinese people and then SNL will have rappers on that say that they want to choke and kill women it doesn't matter it's just what's acceptable and what's not by the [ __ ] media yeah and here's if it's all [ __ ] here's a funny fact understand that here's a funny fact Shane Gillis for saying what'd he say he said some on a podcast he got dropped by his agency UTA which is the biggest agency in the world Jessie Smollett still with UTA affect hate crime yeah still I smile at the youth the UTA Christmas party they didn't drop him for faking a hate crime you know and like if there was two people they were gonna accuse it of he would have just went with that yeah like those two guys did it UT I kept him but Shankill has said some on a [ __ ] dumb podcast because the comedians are getting held in this regard you know that it's like but it's just whatever you want to be because the rapper's can do what they want because whatever [ __ ] ik argument that you know some you know sociologists would say well this is why they do that in its expression whatever [ __ ] you want to come up with it's just it's different and just accept it who cares it doesn't matter we got the podcast now we can say and do what we want people going to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge boys and getting more and you know paying for more content so it's like let them say what they want they're all it's all a time that they're not meant to be here I just don't understand how you could comfortably write about the character of somebody because they said something it's like people say all types of things and then you act like you can judge someone like you can cast judgment on someone because they said something like you said when they ruined though you know they called Giuliani's 20 year old assistant out for taking a picture with drama yeah man it's like about her fields reporter two reports of some twenty-year-old assistant the stories about Giuliani keep it about Giuliani not somebody who tangentially is involved in his life she's some 20 year old assistant how is she relevant to the story about Giuliani but it's like reporters will do that now they won't think about the girl they won't think about her family they won't do anything they will just [ __ ] tweet it out and think second no vetting no consideration no saying hey this isn't really relevant this isn't germane as it would be to the [ __ ] story it's just it's a sick sick [ __ ] time I don't know how you do that look in the mirror it cast judgment on somebody else you know it's like he who is without sin cast the first stone I'm Jesus back from the dead and I have a podcast that's what it is yeah this was a Greek well it's the same thing it's like there's nothing's changed about humanity it's all the same same story it's just the vehicle is different now now you have the Internet so you can connect them it's always been this way yeah the same thing it's just somebody you know yelling about it from their TV and Idaho just couldn't really galvanize that many people and now they can so there's nothing different it's just at the forefront now yeah it's the same these far-right kids okay they've always been around it's the same story they want to put people chambers they want to get rid of certain ethnicities those stupid always existed those stupid [ __ ] always keep popping their heads up and then on the extreme left you think this is new you think this whole [ __ ] hey give me you know give me all your money all your taxes let the government running it's not new it's happened before Mao did it [ __ ] shade in it it's like it becomes a violin Stalin did it it's a very dark road to go down on either extreme so hopefully the center holds here hopefully the center the reasonable people because what's happened now is the majority scared like let's see I could even see it in her face she was scared to answer the question even though if you asked her privately she would obviously say what the truth is and that's what has happened to everybody on things that are just very [ __ ] reasonable dead-ass what but I don't know I don't understand the topic a hundred percent so it's not my place to answer sure yeah you don't understand the [ __ ] talk okay I'll ask you plainly let's say there's not ask Robert Vinick yeah because because that because robot vanity also lived in this world but you know isn't real same thing like robot man attea there's a you know god bless her there's a cyclist there's also an athlete who's in track and field who transitions into women like three four years ago and is competing with viola abu and who women who were but i have to even say this women who were biologically born women and they're both both these girls are cleaning up they're destroying the competition do you think that's fair or not fair yeah but you love it yeah vanity doesn't want any part of that question we should love it y'all know I asked if you're not for that yes good luck in the real world if you're not for that that doesn't mean you're transphobic it doesn't mean you're against trans people if you're against trans people you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a great beautiful thing to be trans but when you say hey we got these women who were born women biological women and then this person who was a guy up until three years ago and then decided that I'm gonna start taking right you know these these thing a you know hormone blockers and estrogen and stuff like that and compete with the women you're going okay this is a gray area we need to talk about a little bit more and 99.9% of the people on the planet believe this they don't want to live in that nobody wants to live in the grey zone but there's these few people who will just automatically attack you and call you a trance phobe because the thing that they've found out is that people you know they don't want their the reputation tarnished and the Internet is this place where you say things and people can just pluck it and take out of contact with it but say look what he said but you all feed them but the responses feed them right that's I'm just here to say [ __ ] you and yeah [ __ ] this whole era of that [ __ ] it's all hypocritical it's all made up you can't judge a person by one [ __ ] thing he said and you know you're full of [ __ ] and [ __ ] this whole out that's why you have these right-wing reactionaries taking control yeah because what you're doing is not working if you've woken up the equal but opposite [ __ ] reaction and that's Donald Trump here that's this [ __ ] is an act or is something men in England and then there's another one in Australia because most people want the exact same thing most people majority people are people and in the gray zone and they don't pick either extreme they want they want the same things they want free health care for everybody and they want the wall that's what a little bit of both a little bit about both makes sense to me we should have single-payer health care that's right you'd have single-payer there should be a vetting process for immigrants doesn't to be a wall but it's like these are just things that come on and I think you legally shouldn't be allowed to discriminate against anybody I think that's a limit on freedom you shouldn't be able to say hey I don't want to hire this person for this reason I believe in those civil those civil protections but now when we start getting into this kind of like make-believe thinking where you're going like just there's science and reality don't don't play a role I'm going like guy this is scary this is scary the way you're trying to be socially engineer and change like reality you're going like come on this is getting ridiculous man yeah agreed you know so well you know they're they're all is oh there's got to be a little like civil there needs to be civil pushback you need civil pushback where people just go hey man I'm just gonna say no to that I'm just gonna say no you can say that and believe that and you could come at me all you want and call me a bad person but the more people that speak up the more it's gonna be harder to just call people bad people no reason why it's easy knows because everyone's scared and everyone's quiet so if somebody does it everyone just piles on and every like a crazy person on the train that's what the Internet has become it works that way on train cars and it works that way in the internet you know in the internet there's like a crazy person start screaming but everyone's just like pretends it's not there well the other hard part is the people who automatically agree are people that you agree with either so what do you mean like the people yeah they're not people like that's not what I said at all exactly they ruin it for everybody cuz that's not what I'm saying I'm just saying hey man just like tone it down stop trying to [ __ ] bully people you're being a crazy person on a train right now and for some reason those rules apply to Twitter as they do want to there's something to human nature where people just like god I don't want to deal with this but then what happens if you allow that to keep happening you know we start to get into some dark places yeah you know so it's like people need to just really not be scared to say things civilly and go hey man I respect and love trans people I support it I support the the the the legal defenses for them to have civil rights but for you to tell me that women and trans women are the same it's not true I'm sorry it's not true they're a little different and that's fine it doesn't mean there's nothing wrong with that but if you're telling me trans women are the same as a woman then you're defining women out of existence there's a difference by you implying I can't say a trans woman as a trans woman you're the one who's implying there's something wrong with it because if there wasn't something wrong with it why am I not allowed to say it right whoa speaking of choosing sides what side do you think was the calendar the Gregorian calendar I'd like the Julian calendars just because I like his and a guy I like a guy with a Caesar haircut yeah well that's the thing if you notice they all had Caesar haircuts for like a thousand years the hairstyle didn't change yeah it's like a guy with a Banks you would think at one point some guy would hey hey why don't you try just [ __ ] pushing it back and see what happened yeah see what happen well they did they tried pushing back see what happens and then six million people died that was the German it was the Holocaust because the Germans pushed swinging a Miss joke what can you do but that's that's the thing about you cuz you're Vladimir Guerrero sometimes you take big swings with that big butt and they either clear the fence yeah or you fall down it's just what it is yeah got a pic shot you gotta take [ __ ] you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and if you do take certain shots at the hospitals to give you committee it goes away solve that solve different problems solve different issues yeah I got no more drip what do you like Venice yeah do you like Gregorian or Julian um I like the Gregorian but I thought it was interesting that the English the and the British colonies didn't recognize it until 1752 so basically there was like 11 days difference between both so a lot of things that are written in history have different dates like for example Isaac Newton has two dates for his birthday the 25th of December 1642 and the Gregorian calendar states that he was born January 4th 1643 so well you know when's his real birthday guys like always is the Catholic Church that came in here and messed everything up because everybody was okay they were okay with this you know with uh with the year being a little longer or whatever and then the the Catholic Church is the one that came in and they said hey we don't like this because we want to make sure our religious holidays are celebrated on their actual days like it matter [ __ ] man [ __ ] matters yeah s'alright in October 1582 Pope Gregory took it upon himself to resolve this problem and that's when the Gregorian calendar came to be yeah so right now what is it it's a combination of the Julian Gregorian it's a combination of all I like the Hebrew the trainees so it's kind of like evolved it's we have a trans calendar yeah in a way our calendars trans yeah no it's not trans it's it's Islander it's a woman it's a calendar it's not trans it's a calendar okay yeah all right listen it was actually a great [ __ ] moment right there that was about calendar yes so listen at the end of every episode what we like to do is read out that what not what we like to do what we what we guarantee is when you join our patron patron common choice and you create a funny name we well any name we read out all the newest members of the patron we encourage you guys to make a funny name but if you can't think of a funny name who cares you can change it lay and then maybe we'll read it maybe we won't it doesn't matter we just want you just want to hear your names ran out so we got the names and some of them are really really funny and then we're gonna pick the best one and we call it the ppw the pseudo penis of the week okay cuz hyenas have pseudo penises so here we go Bret straight non toot that I'll boot scootin boot your flutes from Saskatoon Saskatoon oh he's a Canadian kid Bret straight non - that'll boot scoot and boot your flutes from Saskatoon very good nice very good but I'm saying it's a Clyde Drexler even though we're starting with it Big Al Queda Big Al catapult me over the wall with the witch hazel I'll clean my ass he'll do it himself when he gets the other side Paddington okay patty flyballs deck the halls tucked back my balls yeah that's a winner winner would be though he's the front-runner winner winner chicken dinner then we got Hunger Martinez okay that's a goodie yeah Dylan full of fumes little peace gambling problem Vegas up there I think he just took the lead these are it's a horse race that kids not eat then we got non tutti turkey Slurpee cutie it's real Clyde Drexler yousuf not a mozzie got a situation with a couple Hispanic mothers the originality is getting off the charts he's in contention then we got Danielle Lapierre sounds like Pete straight to the back then we got Tyler turkey with a Leroy Slurpee taking glue naps on the love sack O'Sullivan I mean is he the winner right sorry he's so good then we got Shane California wasp with an average P star II but he's it wrong error then we got Dan then we got Dan make no mistake I rigged the election Petoskey just caught me off guard he's a goodie but he's not a camper we can't compete with the other guys so we got Lexi chachi Otto which is funny cuz got AG Enzo laughs always then we got Dennis non toot Ursula's blowies receiver Little Mermaid's Finn [ __ ] cracker are they back yeah that I mean I mean I their claws I could give her the crown or him the crown okay then we got Jesse then we got Jesse ethnical ambiguous last name that we got Jessie ethically ambiguous last name but definitely half a sauce monkey that's a good evening era then I get um Garrett I just want to hear Chrissy try to say my last name Koz Marsha Schick you know that's a good one because say AC ma RC wat c zy k polish kid or a polish kid your polish kid and that's a lot of self-awareness I'm giving that an honorable mention yeah here we go [ __ ] Pietschmann Trump 2024 life make America cute again I mean that kids just going straight to the point for it what he loves what it is then we got Josh got to put him on a different list yeah that call it's called a watchlist yeah kids on the watch then we got Josh C BK Thomas straight to the back Elisha Milton straight Elijah's a nice name yeah a nice Starling then we got caps lock Daniel cracked me open and gorilla glue me back Morales it's a goodie yeah it's a goodie but it's a gorilla glue me back it's funny real good you nice Lee nice hello welcome agent straight to the back Adam crystal Eenie how you doing I got a holic I got the call it for you then we got Carly Nicholas Wow wait oh hey Carly hey Josh who's Nicholas what Nicholas more straight to the back straight to the back Carly Josh Enrique FF favela see a nice simple one like that ones like what's refreshing that we got half Rican half mozzie 100% kasi I made yeah I made good I said how someone hasn't hit that one yet yeah I mean I may have to go with him with as the winner okay then we got saza and Selena okay yeah Anthony de sitio straight to the barn to the bad kids probably from Long Island I mean yeah then we get um can't think of a good name I'm an FF sent me to the back yeah big creative points he may have to give the creative points to him then we got Greg broke up with my chick to get cracked open by true FF Laurens yeah nice Clyde Drexler Kristine Egyptian but not a mozzie sailor very nice ice Clyde Drexler uh this guy's says Andrew I live in the back vocht okay straighten up we're Voight ferry la2 for life but a nod to it for the boys abbis straight to back kind of Clyde Drexler only got robin agretti mayor Calahan Nathan Martinez Jacqueline Henry Alex Phi's own and then Joey uncut not unclean walls good one Clyde Drexler huh oh and M then we just got one letter M I like em I guess that's that's V for vengeance yeah oh god I think I'm going with the cuzzy kid because of just the originality how the simplicity plus the original like half reek and half mozzie 100% cousin yeah just and that's good that's a nice diversity pick two yeah but listen that wasn't that was that was that was an awesome list more than Tyler turkey with the Leroy slurpy taking glue gun apps on the love cycle Sullivan I mean that's a goodie that's what about let's yeah let's vote my guys for the Kazi who do you what do you like Chrissy um who do I like the best I like I like patty flyballs deck the halls' talk back my balls it's a good eat oh yeah that's one vote for him what are you here for what are you here for I was here for the cuz II won cuz II the Greeks are on one side oh I'm here for it Zack I like the mosey all right so he's a winner there we go all right patron comm slash Bay Ridge Boys history heinous comm for all our merchants live tour dates Kristy comedy comm on my live tour dates Yanis poppity comedy Yanis Papa's comedy comm for all his life tour date what's up V sagen oh god yeah yes Oh tank Sinatra well let's just say about tank he was on Ellen tanks good news check it out we love tank he's he's a real sponsor yeah so no tank Sinatra and James Altucher or a real sponsors tank Sinatra at tanks good news tanks good news and uh at tank Sinatra 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Channel: History Hyenas

Views: 32,506

Rating: 4.9512854 out of 5

Keywords: Chris Distefano, chris Distefano comedy, Yannis Pappas, Chris Distefano Podcast, History Hyenas, The Bonfire, bayridge boys, joe rogan experience, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, podcast, pop culture, commentary, jokes, history, history class, homework, history homework, best history podcasts, funniest podcasts, best educational podcast, Roman calendars' origins, where does the calender come from, history of calendar, history of calendar explained, time is a construct

Id: 4HjZYl-RGIU

Length: 72min 5sec (4325 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 05 2020