Summer of 1977 was WILD!

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singing hi we're gonna talk today about david berkowitz the son of sam this episode's gonna be wild david berkowitz he's just he's not your friendly jewish neighbor no he's not he's not gonna invite you into his kibbutz for cookies yeah you're not gonna he's not good yeah he's not gonna talk to you like this and tell you about i'm so happy you're here baby come here listen children come here it's the sabbath and we have cookies and milk for you yeah we have a video he's not gonna do that what instead he's gonna do is wait till your kiss your girlfriend and then shoot you in the head what he's really gonna do is he's gonna wait until he sees a girl who's probably named maxine or janine sitting in a car somewhere in queens or yonkers or brooklyn because this kid tried to wipe out all of [ __ ] fort hamilton high school because it's one of those things where david berkowitz and we'll get to the story the son of sam as well the whole summer of 1977 yeah we didn't lose i read lynn yeah i know because i i irene irene and and lynn i'll tell you that story later on in the show may have had an encounter with him but son of sam um it's good i think that reid was in the puerto rican guys back then because they don't own cars to make out no they don't we gotta cut that out that goes into kamikaze just i given you your first edit i just wanted to make content but do you yeah and they said that his dog they said son is sam david uh david berkowitz would say that his dog would tell him to do these things now does your dog isla tell you to send out some of the tweets you sent yeah cause you're the son of sam yo it wasn't you're the son of him it wasn't his that so am i i have tits my tits are back because it's what it is i got nikki glazer on my shirt and it's not nikki glazer if you listen to this i love you i'm happy that i'm i hope that you're proud of me wearing your shirt because finally you have some tits [Laughter] because you're you're chris you're chrissy sisyphus sisyphus no not who's the guy who pushed a rock up to hell isn't that sisyphus no sisyphus flew too close to the sun by the way correction from last episode um yeah we have a correction someone called us some [ __ ] franks and beans for some wrong fact we had what i love about nikki glazer is i can make that joke about the tits and she'll just like it and enjoy it instead of [ __ ] trying to sue me yeah exactly because it's like yeah it's funny it's a tits joke and then she'll cut the because the truth is for nicki glazer if you watch her wrote if she ever did get man of me she would [ __ ] destroy me on the roast and i'd have nothing to do i'd stick my dick between my legs and come what's what it is so we got a few facts wrong in the last episode a couple guys gave us a problem because we got something wrong big [ __ ] work big deal no big whoop this is the hyenas we should just change the name to hyena's history so people don't get it twisted yeah we're not yeah like if you want to actually learn about real history then you could go google that we're doing history on our in our own way some [ __ ] is right some [ __ ] is wrong we spruce it up we spruce it up a little bit who cares we want you to go find out for yourself what's going on here's the deal what i learned is the son of sam david berkowitz the infamous serial killer was that you were binky because that was that's right that one sounded dry yeah well because i've been i it's uh yeah i i don't know i've been uh my diet's been getting healthier so the farts are getting a little drier so what i learned is david and i also think my anal fissure is cleared up i think that i think it might have more to do with that yeah your asshole's really becoming more of a gentleman i got skin tags on my ass yeah i mean you're you're asking your [ __ ] can be an unruly feral wilding child but as you age it's becoming a little bit more of a gentleman right yeah it's becoming your [ __ ] is more like new york in the 70s yeah and now it's starting to act like more like new york in the in the early 2000s yeah yeah your asshole's gentrified my [ __ ] that fart was gentrified it was polite it's because usually they're violent and wet yeah and that was just a little pit it was just a little yeah i'm just cause you had a kale and cheese croissant um all right so what are we saying i'm sorry i learned i learned that david kimowitz no i mean berkowitz yeah i almost said david kim woods before too and then rest in peace berkowitz some ass kim woods would have thought that was funny though that's a shame it's laughing in heaven right now david kimwitch was the greatest guy r p david kimmelwitz david berkowitz was not actually born by the parents who raised him the kid was adopted although he did find out that his actual real mother his birth mother was jewish right was jew and what happened was she was jewish and she married a man named tony falco a [ __ ] italian american and the birth mother had an affair with on falco and tried to give it to baby by tony falcon and then and that baby was david berkowitz so david burke was his actual birthplace a guy named tony falco yeah no but that's not his birth father that was the guy who raised him who actually ended up being his father was another rich jew who was having an affair with his mom who was a jew so even though the kid was adopted by jews he felt like hey i'm not a jew because you adopted me he went and found his parents and he was still a jew so the moral story is the chosen people are chosen they're chosen even if you're giving up you're chosen you're chosen but wait but it says his birth mother elizabeth betty broda grew up as part of an impoverished jewish family and was a waitress she married tony falco well tony falco thought that david uh thought that he was he gave birth to the other kids that she gave to the other kids wait so tony falco thought that david berkowitz was his son tony falco knocked up his mom okay okay tony funko knocked up his mom and had other kids but his mom was having an affair with this rich jew who had kids who would give up that kid because of shame on the family so she was having an affair so it ended up being that david berkowitz actually was a full-blown fully charged new york city jew new york city jew and it says berkowitz was somewhat troubled you think he was a little bit troubled so let's just start by saying it is sort of a known fact that if you're adopted you have a there's a higher rate of criminality right if you get adopted rejected by the mother yes so it's just one of those things i guess where you're searching for who you are and you want to find out who your birth parents are you have an identity problem so he went and searched for his i got [ __ ] lulu's on right now and when i put on my lulu's i feel good i feel good in my lululemons i don't like it when you get this body confident i just don't like it what do you mean i'm not body confident right now i'm sitting closed position i know but the problem is when you stand up your butt pops out and i don't like that cause what are you talking about i just want to see you in a jersey i want to forget how [ __ ] voluptuous that butt is yeah because i want to take a bite out of it take a bite out of this peach ass cause your ass you got saddle hips yeah i got saddle-ups cause if you got on a horse it looks like you're riding on a saddle i got child bearing hips and it's what it is yeah i just got i got a jiggly meaty ass you got a really tight tight jawline and a handsome face and just the body of a woman that won't quit david berkowitz you got the body of a woman who just started suzanne summers home workout if i was one of his victims i'll tell you what he would if he shot me in the ass cheek i wouldn't even feel it you wouldn't feel the thing you'd be able to call the cops and identify this maniac yeah identify which okay so what happened so burke was he had a fairly somewhat troubled childhood he became infatuated with petty larceny starting fire sounds like venatia um and berkowitz is difficult spoiled and a bully sounds like giannis [Laughter] so let's set the scene a little bit here summer 77 which was a wild summer in new york city how old were you what were you in in your 30s i was 37 years old i want to sit like this today sit like that sit like johnny sit like a little fuzzy a little fun no but this is good this is adult stuff yeah it's adult stuff so summer 77 new york was in bad shape the tax base uh had escaped the term white flight a lot of middle class white people were fleeing to the suburbs crime was high there was a heroin epidemic uh the city was almost high because of systemic racism systemic racism is the reason absolutely that was what it was also heroin was everywhere and um and also we had a mayor who totally revamped the budget yeah froze a lot of salaries hacked a lot of uh jobs tried to redo it and um mayor a beam who was a squeak wow did he [ __ ] tank the city he [ __ ] tanked it so a bean was the mayor in 77. also we had a mayoral election coming up in 78 so the summer of 77 there was a campaigning in the primaries uh he lost to ed koch and cuomo and then koch ended up becoming mayor of new york and as a gay kid gay kid ed koch is a three dollar bill ed koch we have a good friend i i guess i can't say his name but maybe he could come on the pockets talk about his good friend of the show comedian friend no ed koch very well and allegedly ed koch used to take him up to his hotel room and [ __ ] finagle his balls a little bit before ed koch came out of the closet and he was also his plus one at a lot of dinners there's a lot of stories i know personally about ed koch behind closed doors and make no mistake yeah there was a lot of gay gay gay activity that was going on yeah and and he admitted later in his life that he was gay ed koch he's a good mayor though right there's always rumors because first of all he talked like that kind of he was going oh stop the bronx is on fire we'll fix it shut up he was screaming he was like a real catty gay guy he had funny thing didn't he say like in a press conference too to like report he has like a famous thing that he would told reports just oh shut up yeah he was just like oh she was shot up he was like a queen yeah turn it down yeah i'm listening to tina turner records with my friends yeah so ed koch he's the mayor but he's not the mayor he's the mayor you're he's about to become mayor in 78. so 77 uh he's he's running off he's he's he's he's running for mayor and a beam is officially mayor a beam's um tenure as mayor did not go so good for new york city he [ __ ] white flight he um yeah the the the economy crashed uh david berkowitz was on the [ __ ] loose the only thing that's good about a beam is the yankees won the series in 1977. also hip-hop was born oh yeah that's good hip-hop is born yes hip-hop is born yes um absolutely yes disco got popular in new york and studio 54 opened in 77. yeah i mean this was a summer bubba this was the summer and again just 13 years later janice's father would come into uh the mayor david dinkins there you go i mean i mean because you got a black dad you said you have a black god mother your godmother's black godmother you're a black kid my godmother is black yeah to to quote charles dickens this was the best of times and the worst of times in new york city and via saying yeah v can't believe those old photos in new york city she's going what happened how did this happen how did this happen how did that happen via's like we need to get merch with old pictures in new york city because the bronx was on [ __ ] fire in the 70s still because because of vanity and they've lit the fuse again you guys are lighting it up everything was also on fire because there was an economic crisis so a lot of landlords would just lighten up their [ __ ] buildings to get the insurance money yeah and then move to long island move to long island because if you don't think i'm not going for [ __ ] i'm not going to our halloween party this year as binky mike you got another thing coming because when when you had a couple of flare-ups that you talked about openly on this podcast so i don't feel bad joking about it when you're joking about anything yeah did you ever think about nicknaming your piece the bronx in 77. yeah it's on fire it's on fire the 77 the bronx is burning yeah no cause i mean it feels nice to safely be able to sit in these west elm chairs and tell you i don't have chlamydia because i was i was cr i think what you were saying before you're like you i remind you of sisyphus i remind you of syphilis the thing is because you hadn't you had a drippy faucet but you have called the plumber and he has addressed yeah the plumber has come over and fixed my drip because your plumber your family plumber is lukash yeah it's lukasz who says the corona isn't real why here's don't say that because they'll take us down from youtube the coronavirus is real yeah we forgot to not curse in the first five minutes it's just something we'll never be able to do this podcast is just built for limited ads there's nothing that's what it is there's nothing we could do if you want to watch a fully blown fully added podcast go watch [ __ ] dan carlin's history of the united states or whatever the hell it's called or go watch two dope people this is the limited ads podcast it's the limited ad ass podcast so summer is 77 all this is going on everything's on fire the bronx is on fire buildings are on fire crime is high heroin eileen and lynn are talking about don't go outside there's a crazy murder ride she's like don't worry i'm going up allegedly in 1977 allegedly my mom and aunt were walking outside their house in ridgewood queens and they saw the car that was being reported all over the news i think it was a small yellow volkswagen or some type of yellowish car they saw it parked on her block and ran back into the house and told my grandfather and they called the police and the police told them to stay inside and don't leave the house and then by the time the cops got there the car was gone so nobody knows if it was for sure his car if my mother was just having a panic attack you know i don't know what was happening or you know i have no idea but that is a story i've been told for years about and they would always show me this is exactly where it was parked so who knows let's just be a if if there was a god which i'm not sure of if there was a god he he would have set it up where he would have given new york city a little bit of a better chance by having god forbid david berkowitz target your mom right because what would have happened is something different he would have turned around she would have looked at him he would have froze because the eyes of jesus would have froze him on him yeah the goodness that came through those eyes would have froze him he would have dropped the gun she would have been fighting him up for coffee and sanka yeah with some cake and senka she would have talked him off the ledge he would have met larry the dog would have been barking he would have got over his fear of barks because he hated bark that's why i called himself to summer said he ended up shooting that neighbor's dog right but he would have met larry who barks incessantly yeah but in the presence of the good spirit of your mom he would have learned that that dog is a good thing he would have been conditioned to like dog barks and nothing would have happened those people would still be because i'll tell you what i don't even do you want better nothing would have happened and i guarantee you because he was she was a she wouldn't be able to change him in the eyes of the lord and she always did tell me that she found jewish men attractive david berkowitz could have been my father and barney rubble would have never made the cut because this kid was a handsome young man because there's no way she wouldn't have been spared because he definitely would have been invited up for a piece of cake and some sanka he would have been given sanka and coffee cake right away and yeah that mount somebody stole the tv mount from the apartment hold up one second let's look at burkwoods let's look at chrissy is there a chance that that's his real father it could be i mean let's take a peek because you did say you had a jew in your family i do yes yeah it could be david has your mom been kind of trying to skirt around the fact that that's your real dad because do i look like a young son sam or what a little bit because i mean you got the jawline i mean you got the smile and the death behind the eyes is the same yeah he just squeaked too if burka wants to squeak he's not that much of a squeak i don't believe he's not that much of a squeak i mean that kid's in but he's been in prison since he's 25 years old he's still alive we could go visit david berkowitz right now if we wanted to dave brookwood's still alive he's a converted uh he converted to christianity um he also there's a also a son of sam law on the books in new york city because he started making money through some christian networks uh by proselytizing or whatever so they said no you can't make money um for yourself if you're in prison so um you know it that that can't be done all right so all right so what's the story let's get to the no so so everything's on fire and then um also we forgot one main component of 77. what happened heatwave major heat wave and then the spark gets lit yup with a little [ __ ] blackout rolling blackouts throughout the city people lose power and at first people in venetia's building where she lives were going like so cool yeah [ __ ] it let's have like a 1776 themed dinner yeah and they had their servants just kind of walk in with plates and say like oh my god this is so cool it's a candle at dinner just like thomas jefferson used to do whatever and downstairs the city was in [ __ ] fuego baby so okay so but what okay so so let's get to the actual david berkowitz crimes can we go to the to the notes i want to get to okay so here we go so uh he was arrested on august 10 1977 11 days after his last murder um and let's go down to what happened so what so so what's the first thing the first there we go the first thing he did was he attacked a 14 year old girl with a knife and she fought back and lived he was so horrible she puerto rican i don't know if she was puerto rican i don't know why um i just don't know because she fought back and lived it just sounds like right [ __ ] that [ __ ] yeah no no just drop that [ __ ] knife and let's go yeah let's do this [ __ ] i'll take my earrings off and we do this mr killer man mr killer man you trying to kill me let me take these shits off and square up [ __ ] let me put my reeboks down and take off my heels okay donna lauria and jody valenti sat in their car when david walked out and fired five shots through the windshield on july 29 1976 donna died quickly unfortunately jody was wounded in the thighs so jody made it out so wow that we should have got jody on the podcast yeah in fact we have some fan who did message us and i forgot maybe we'll do a patreon episode with her where she said her mother or aunt was attacked by the son of sam and lived i believe so one of these women who lived was um was our fan's aunt relative so they thought that laura valenti laura valenti shooting was possibly related to mob activity since laurier's father was active in the teamsters union so nobody thought there was a serial killer on loose on july 20 1976. then let's go down to october 23rd 1976. in a residential neighborhood in queens son uh he fired at a young couple through the rear windshield and shot the man in the head but he survived the attack because how do you survive a shot to the head cuz if someone's gonna survive a shot to the head it's not gonna be me it's gonna be you you got a roman helmet head got a roman head cuz yeah because i mean you know one of the victims got shot in the thigh just like yani yeah and the other one survived the headshot just like chrissy yeah so it's just what it is then november 27th 1976 david walked up to two women sitting on a porch in bellerose queens binky's hometown and he asked for directions and he pulled out his 44 caliber gun and fired at both women paralyzing one of them yeah so this guy's on a [ __ ] rampage he goes on a rampage so he starts with this 14 year old girl kills her with a knife he ends up later telling psychiatrists and whatever that he hated it because it was so difficult so personal it freaked him out there was a lot of blood he got cut so he vows to use a gun next time so he gets a gun from his friend who was in the military with he was it actually in korea and so dad he might have been with my dad although my dad was with the greek battalion so i don't think so right so he meets up his war buddy in the midwest and he his buddy buys him a 44 the famous it's a rare gun it's like what is it of colt 44 which ends up being the gun that they're looking for yeah 44 caliber like colt or something okay so he drives he goes and visits his friend in the midwest and he drives back with that gun he tells a friend he needs a gun for self-protection and that gun becomes a gun that they start hunting for yeah and it's what it is he wrote a letter to the police can you go up a little bit says i say goodbye and goodnight police let me haunt you with these words i'll be back i'll be back to be interrupted bang bang bang bang ugg yours and murder mr mancha now when i read that i said is that zach's new rap song yeah i don't know if those are zack isis new lyrics yeah but venetia said no their son is sam's letter to the cops yeah yeah so you know mr monster he signed it mr monster mr monster on january 30th 1977 young couples saying goodnight to each other had their windshield shadow with gunfire christine freud died a few hours later of her injuries march 8th 1977 this one sucks virginia vosa rasheon was approaching her mother's house when david met on the sidewalk and shot her directly in the face killing her instantly i mean what a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] why don't you but like why do my question still is like why like what's the point of keeping like he's a madman nut job like that he killed why do we keep him alive in prison i just don't get it like why does he get to be in prison because this is a liberal state that doesn't uh believe in the death penalty because yeah but i mean there should just be something if you do things like this maybe you don't kill him but you should have to fight like a you should have to like fight your way out of a lion's pit or fight out of a bear cave you should do something like that we're not killing you but we're giving you back to the earth and to nature and like if you could fight against the animals and live in the jungle i don't know something you can't just be given [ __ ] you can't shoot a woman in the face visiting her mother and then you know two months later be served coffee and cheese sandwiches no that just can't happen no i agree with you we should maybe give him the corona virus something well yeah i think that why does david burkwas not have the coronavirus right now i 100 at least the vaccine you just give them the vaccine and then you [ __ ] what do they i don't understand it it's like if you're doing crimes like this that have been you know you've been convicted and it's like we have proof you did that i mean you got to i mean there's got to be something maybe we throw in the ocean and if you can get to you know it's it's a hundred mile radius and if you could guess islands you could go anyway and if you make it you make it you know put an ankle bracelet on you so we know where you are but i don't know if you could sit down and have a conversation with me after i've had four cups of coffee uh and i've had a good night's sleep yeah then we let you live but if you do if i give you a long day yeah and you live you deserve to live yeah but we give you a gun we give you a gun and you can't use that gun against me because i'm behind plexiglass right so people will end up taking their own lives so the state wouldn't even have to kill people i would just give them a long [ __ ] day and then the taxpayers wouldn't have to worry about them no more that's just what it is yeah so okay so two days after the shooting the nypd and mayor a beam the squeak held a press conference and declared that a serial killer was on the loose they had a task force of nearly 300 officers tasked with tracking down and bringing the shooter to justice um yeah go on this is this is the funny thing about 77 versus now it's like if you committed a crime back then unless somebody saw it there was a good chance you were getting away with it because this was like before advanced forensics right you know they didn't have anything in fact this is true the um the police who were in charge of trying to find cena sam started seeing some parallels with parallels with starsky and hutch episodes really so they just started watching starsky and hutch episodes it's hilarious to try to figure out if they could try to get some leads that's a true story so like i don't know why half the population wasn't criminals back in the day yeah it just lets you know that they work humanity is kind of good we're not that bad no i think people start out good for sure most people are good yeah um the nypd believed uh that killer was targeting women with long dark hair so women started cutting their hair so that's the invention of the bulletproof game in 1977. the haircut way jonathan starts getting hunched up there because it's really funny because they would cut their hair off and uh and they dyed it blonde or they began wearing light-colored wigs um yeah it would be fun to be a woman in 1977 even just me i know me if i was a kid in 1977 i would throw on a light-colored wig and just say listen so the son of sam doesn't hunt me but really it's because i feel fierce i'd be i'd be totally safe because i would just go and get in the car and throw to morissa wiggins that's it dude that's it it's a short red wig i'd be fine then april 17th 1977 he shot and killed alexander epaw and valentina sawani as they sat in their car um and then a note was found at the scene addressed to nypd captain borelli he said i love to hunt prowling the streets for fair game tasty meat the women of queens are prettiest of all wow good point though queen's got some pretty ladies yeah well it's a very culturally diverse place you've got all types of you know hot hot polish women in ridgewood no polish women in richmond i think the hottest girls are in in i like the i like the brooklyn i like i like this part of brooklyn i think the women are hot out here yeah they're hard to be rich the only problem with the women out here in bay ridge is though if you talk to them you got to first ask them about their family just so you can know who their brothers are yeah you almost want to meet their brothers before you meet them their brothers are their fathers you want to know exactly what's going on or if they have any crazy ex-boyfriends because you just don't want to [ __ ] deal with it you just don't want to deal with that you you some of these guys will hurt you out here i mean this guy's on a rampage in 1977 june 26 shoots out the windshield of another car then july 31st 1977 uh he he tried to because everyone thought he was just killing people in queens so so queens was the hotspot but then he [ __ ] came to bk he drove in the bqe and just came to bk and he fired four shots through the windshield of a car striking a young couple he killed a woman named stacy moskowitz she died a few hours later um i mean it 1977 i mean what would you do now that was the time that would be the time if you were a woman living in 1977 to go trans yeah that would be the time he wasn't killing gods i don't think right this was a good time to be a poc because he wasn't killing pocs he was killing white women and whatever guys they were with you know what actually son of sam in a way is a hero because he was taking out white privilege before anyway i didn't want to say it yeah didn't want to see it yeah because i just wanted to make sure we haven't run it by the aoc poc board yeah but you said it and i think that that's an over now that we can go back in history we can say can we revisit whether he was doing good yeah i mean he was getting rid of some weight people wait we may have to cut this out or you know horrible to any of the families that were victims but you know i mean what can you do what can you do i mean it's horrible you know now i mean this guy isn't [ __ ] uh allegedly a christian now and i you know i don't know i just think he should have i think he should have been thrown i think he should have been smothered in peanut butter and different types of scents from different types of animals and thrown into a bear cave that's what i think should have happened and this way we're not killing the bears or eating him and it's good for the ecosystem and it gets just scumbag he's not even a scumbag he's just clinically insane where there's no helping so guys like people like that just have to go if they're going to be that much of a danger yeah yeah but you know listen it's a privatized prison system so this guy you know david berkowitz probably has made some of the toothpaste that you've bought at [ __ ] cvs what i really love about our new sponsor hawthorne is they got a bunch of products that make you feel like a man yeah it's hawthorne with an e dot co and they made us take a little quiz and make no mistake because they want to know what kind of skin you have they want to know what products you like on your skin it's a skin product company it's all about the skin skin what i love about them is they make it 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like it's not a it's not an unreasonable thing you're saying you're saying hey the guy can't be helped whatever he's a dangerous society let's get rid of him but the problem is people start thinking the state starts going like okay so he got rid of him and then slowly your your voice just starts it starts the accent just starts happening saying yeah okay so we're getting rid of those ones now we also have those over there so what we do is stop and they're going wait wait wait no we were just keeping no no no i have a question here he's on the street just standing there where he should be working so what do we do and then it just keeps going that's why people get nervous about letting the state kill people yeah yeah because it yeah which you're very comfortable with no that's funny anytime that's funny that anytime you get a [ __ ] judge it gives a death row it gives somebody life or it gives death that chair they have the german accent electric chad they said it's time for you to die because do you think it would be fun just for one day as a prank should we contact one of the networks and tell them to make a tv show no one's going to watch where we just tell for one day every train conductor is german yeah how great would that be yeah everyone gets in the tree are you just here hello welcome to the amtrak my name is wilhelm we'll be going to warsaw i mean washington d.c everybody have your passports out and ready and then the train just stops in the middle yeah sorry we find out we have some people on the train that the authorities want to speak to sid still be over soon thanks thank you for driving arm chuck yeah with the history hyenas because we're do we don't do accurate history it doesn't matter um okay here we go so here's what's [ __ ] interesting i mean it's funny how like in never in a million years you think the kid would get caught this way august 10th 1977 what happened was is at the scene of that moskowitz volante shootings a witness saw a man getting away in a car that had a parking ticket on it and on that day only a handful of parking tickets were given out and one of them was from berkeley so the kid got i mean because they were not i mean the city was on fire but the the meter maids were not you know they were not giving out parking tickets i mean the kid uh the kid got caught basically for a parking ticket which is hilarious that like every cop in the city there was a manhunt for this guy they had a description they had a witness they knew what kind of car he drove they knew he was wait wait they knew everything and they couldn't catch him until he got a parking to the parking tech they had a 300 person task force and then he got taken down by sandra d giving a parking ticket [Laughter] it's what it is so we thank you which would come because he ended up being a fully charged jew it's kind of a victory for the sandra's a little bit it's an option for this change you see this is payback now for what you did to our people yeah so now we got you take you down because you're meeting right now so on august 10 1977 police officers approached berkowitz's park ford galaxy sounds like a pizza [ __ ] fan of diaz outside his apartment in yonkers uh and they found in the back they just found a little just a few items they found a rifle ammunition maps of his crime scenes they also found a letter a threatening letter addressed to the task force commander timothy dowd yeah um investigators certainly had it so they set up a perimeter um surveillance surveillance to watch him and at 10 p.m berkowitz walked out of his apartment carrying a 44 caliber rifle in a paper bag and was arrested without a shot being fired so they said this kid lived he was 24 years old he was a postal worker who lived alone um you know he was filthy apartment they said liquor bottles everywhere walls scratch graffiti and when he came out he said to the police well you've got me yeah he said he was a little relieved like they all say this is where the expression going postal comes from he was a postal worker oh that's true look at that summer sam this is uh spike lee did a movie summer sam because 77 was wild then on the area of the on on the wall he had wrote in this hole lives the wicked king so he knew he was tormented he was tormented for a long time he even when he was a child would tell his parents you can't fix me there there's something wicked about me i'm wrong i'm a piece he he felt like he was a piece of garbage he hated himself he was and he spoke about it a lot see venetia even feels bad for the criminals you can't sell that good progressive [ __ ] the vanity i know it's not his fault that's my problem no but it is his fault i know it's no no but i'm saying he was saying it was all in his head and i i understand that thank god we don't have those things going on in our head but my point is is that it doesn't matter it's i'm sorry you got a bad draw guy but you can't stay here you gotta go like little duval says okay if you can't change a situation you have to change your perspective that's what little dude and andrew schultz has taken that with him everywhere he's gone since then yeah and it's actually a really good piece of advice if you can't change your situation you have to change your perspective absolutely and if you read the book which i feel like is the best book ever written called east of eden by john steinbeck which i think is sort of like the bible for normal people there's an old i got through 30 pages of that and i couldn't do it i couldn't do it so there's an expression in that called timschel that comes from the old uh yiddish the hebrew tim shell which is thou mayest it means you have a choice you're now gay so at the end of the day what makes us human makes us human is not our opposable thumbs not our bigger than uh average brains compared to the other animals not not our peonies or our manicures and pedicures it's that we have a choice we can choose you can choose whether it be good or bad boy and david berkowitz he chose to be a bad bad boy okay benedia i know when you go out and you protest and you topple statues you say listen this is just my greek passion we're fighting against the junta we're communist heroes comrade comrade cameron we're for the people to each his own according to his need utopia what's bad down with the capitalism down down down but you had a choice you had a choice yeah you could have been a good girl and instead you chose aoc that was raised by a good greek republican father yeah but you went the other way yeah way zhongzhang went the other way we're kidding we're having fun so okay so um but interesting when the night he was stopped when he was leaving with that 44 caliber rifle he had told police he'd been planning a raid on a hampton disco that night and authorities would have been counting bodies all summer and the police found in his car a sub-machine gun and a note to authorities on the seat of the car so not all cops are bad but you know what part of me part of me i don't want to get conspiracy cuties because i like to save that for the patriots save that for the patreon conspiracy cuties patreon.com bay ridge boys patron yes patreon.com to see our our serious curious securities but do you think it's out of the realm of possibility yeah he's back there you go chrissy from the 70s [ __ ] is back yeah i like it gets it it kind of gives it a little more flair when it comes off the lulu it's when it ricochets it really has some really vanity i'm sorry i'm sorry you're just such a part of my panea and my family that i i realized i shouldn't be doing that i'm sorry yeah it's okay but you couldn't sue us for farting no matter what happens we'll never get you can't farting yeah it's gonna be funny because we all keep figuring to get uh sued by venetia but then i don't know where we're gonna get sued by bicky mike i think you might just be like yeah the kid they wouldn't stop farting i'm sensitive to farts it was disrespectful yeah so uh [ __ ] what was i about to say where were we i got distracted by the fart it was funny i don't remember i just don't remember oh yeah i was saying i don't want to give him so i don't want to get it no tim shell's done social dylan that means you have a choice you can always choose that's what makes you human no matter how hard it is you can choose okay but what i was saying is i don't want to get conspiracy cutie on this but um do you think it's outside of the realm of possibility that the cops because it took them so [ __ ] long to get this guy they kind of planted that in the car and said oh wow he's about to go on this crime spree thank god we caught him to kind of make himself look heroes in a pr type of way very possible very very possible um the whole murder thing landed 13 months uh it spanned 13 months that's a long time which is just one month over a year and uh and uh you're good at mathematics yeah go down a little bit so let's get into why he did let's get into the psychosis of historic color talk about why he was doing it why mentally he felt like he had to do it and i i have a hunches from systemic uh you know oppression and and white privilege yes we'll see and that's what his psychologist said and the most important part is why he did it not that he did it that he did it it's bad that's a part of the system it's the system's fault because we live in a bad system but as you know sergeant snuggles and lieutenant lollipop would go there and as are the social workers that we are we would find out why he did it that's the most important part why he did it it could have been prevented it could have been prevented so david berkowitz they say psychologists say he's a classic ego directed serial killer uh mostly driven by a deficient sexual self so does that mean it's a little piece what's a deficient sexual self because it yeah it means he has a low uh he has a low vision of himself sexually or something like he thinks he's not good in bed and he just thinks he's not wanted sexually can we look that up because i'm no i'm no psychologist aren't you the doctor yo well i mean it's just you know it's deficient set yeah i mean that's probably what it means kid says a little piece and whatever no can you go back to the notes oh sorry i'm sorry okay oh yeah i gotta do i'm sorry um um his social development uh came together to inhibit his social development at a young age many factors he was adopted he was an only child and he had a difficult temperament and and he didn't like his appearance and self-image but he did say when he reached his emotional breaking point he decided to kill what he couldn't have meaning young women especially one enjoying the very thing that eluded him an intimate moment with another person so that is a deficient sexual self so the kid probably had a little peace couldn't really get any and he just didn't like that so he would see other girls uh you know making other guys making out with the girl that he wanted so then they just had to die for that so he's a little what we call that in the hood is just your little [ __ ] it's what it is you absolutely have mental issues and of course yes yes yes but you're just a little [ __ ] that you're just an immature man that's a little [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and i just hope that you know for someone like the people like that that do that i know that mentally but it's either you go to prison and i hope he was i don't i don't know i hope he was disciplined by the inmates at that facility for being a little [ __ ] towards women and killing them innocent people but if they if he wasn't then maybe we can throw him into a bear cave i mean tell me if you guys like go to patreon.com slash bravery and tell me if you like chrissy's solutions vote for chrissy and tell me if you think you like putting people who kill pedophiles and people who kill like this like david burke was to put them in a bear cave and rub them with peanut butter i actually think you make a great point though i just want to make it take a second to acknowledge it um you call him a little [ __ ] he is the definition of that kind of insecure guy who you loathe you hate that guy with a passion now what what's missing here to me is sort of that masculine kind of love that kind of instills reality in you which is going like you're acting like a little [ __ ] go talk to that girl or stop you know because that that's where masculinity is very important i think right in in the human condition yes because that's the truth what you just said is the truth he's just a little bit little [ __ ] you're acting like a little [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah because you didn't get any [ __ ] puna nana you're gonna you got to start killing people you little [ __ ] yes it's just it's what it it's yeah there's a lot of truth to that and people who end up doing this type of thing are little [ __ ] and little [ __ ] they always have some sort of like low sexual self-esteem yeah it's always everybody else's fault you gotta die no [ __ ] okay you're living in a [ __ ] apartment that's filthy you're working for the post office you're drinking you're just [ __ ] not nobody wants you yeah like what do you want including your own brother yeah including your own mother didn't want you yeah including your own mother so i i don't [ __ ] you know you got to kill people for that just get out of here so he ended up going and meeting his mother at some point because he was seeking out his birth parents and um he hated her he thought it was going to be this huge relief for him to meet her and they were going to throw each other in each other's arms but he ended up hating how much of sort of he said she was like a nervous little woman he even used to do like a horrible mean impressions of her after he met her but he did develop a relationship with one of his more caring half-sisters who was uh who was the son of falco um so the mother they had in common and she was very nice to him and whatever but it it wasn't enough didn't didn't do enough listen he said he simply wanted to pay back his because berkowitz first said it was all over the news that he committed the killings because he's demonically possessed his dogs told him to do it dogs his neighbor's dog his neighbor's dog his neighbor's dog his neighbor sam khan but in communism there are no property so it's his dog all right it's his talk so everyone's talking he created the story that sam was telling him to kill using the dogs as a medium years later he would recant that uh those claims publicly by saying that he needed to justify the shootings on his own mind because it would cause him to fabricate the story but make no mistake sam carr's dog did get shot dead by that 44 caliber gun by david berwick so the first victim was the dog yeah no he uh he did he did shoot the dog he did shoot the dog here's the thing about these people they are liars psycho he's most probably a psychopath sure and the thing about them is they give you these reasons and they get all the they prey on people who have empathy so if you have empathy your blind spot is always let me help let me help let me help so he says i did it for this reason and you go see this it was for this reason he was adopted and he was a jewish but the real reason is he's just a psychopath yeah he's manipulating he's manipulating he doesn't care he just is there to get a relief he even said the first time he killed it was the relief it was he said it wasn't a sexual relief but it was akin to a sexual we've talked about this a lot of psychopaths when they kill people they have raging hard-ons yes they've got full boners yes it's almost like a woodrow wilson i didn't know what to do with this information but i gotta be honest i do you know a comedian friend of mine once told me that when he would steal his dick would get hard and i remember he told me that i laughed yeah and now he's moving out of the country yeah way zhong what it is yeah so in 1987 of course he converts to christianity which is wild because normally they go islam in jail but he went he went christianity what's the other one heather who gives a [ __ ] yeah he went the other way um normally they go islam but he did go christianity nobody goes jewish in prison you ever noticed that nobody it's only christianity you always love nobody everyone's only choices yeah because you know what it is there's never any like jews just don't do crime yeah they do crime it's always like financial crime like they just go into a a nerdy part of the the prison where they get chess and [ __ ] it'd be funny to just see someone go in prison then go full acidic jew when they come out my theory really is that jews always get a hard time from people because they're the only religion that does not try to recruit you they don't want you you always hate you know like the person who rejects you is the one you hate the most so people always obsess over the jews because they're going like why don't you want us right and the jews are going because you're not chosen you're not like how do you get chosen and they're like you have to eventually have sex with your cousin because that's what it is if you keep everyone out eventually you're having sex with a family member so in 1987 after reading a bible given to him by an inmate or my mother uh he decides to convert to christianity and then in 1998 he was he uh with a collaborative effort with the evangelical pastors [ __ ] full nut jobs he helped produce two christian videos son of sam son of hope and the choice is yours with david berkowitz which sounds like a campaign slogan and then new york passed a son of sam statute that prohibits criminals from profiting financially from their crimes which has been challenged in the courts in recent years you know what's funny about us because you know what's funny about us what if we just decided we wanted to become a true pro a true crime podcast right now yeah that's just what we are next one we just do that jody what's your name jody arias jody what if we just did five episodes in a row of true crimes people were like what is the show the algorithm which is an a.i cold heartless bot will just go like i don't know what you guys are yeah and they just [ __ ] throw us off youtube and be like why'd you get thrown off you just because those kids are too all over the place they're all over the place they're out of their mind let's just become a true crime broadcast guys i want to do it this kid's at sullivan correctional center in upstate new york right now i mean we could be there in 45 minutes cause he's gonna go visit him cause i'll [ __ ] kiss son of sam on his ass cheeks because lieutenant lollipop and sergeant snuggles wanted to pay the sun to sam a visit do you think we could ever convince uh your mom to go there and bring a little senka and see if she could talk some sense into him yeah or see if she could bring larry and he'll stop talking to larry [Laughter] cause larry barks a lot i mean how long do you think he would live if the son instead was started dating your mom it literally may get to the point because that dog is [ __ ] every day he's he's starting to smell he's starting to rot from the inside the only way to kill him might be to get him to the sun sam that might be the only way i could convince larry to go get off the runway and into the sky and because he's going to the gay part of heaven too as soon as larry crosses over he's going right to your dad's lap is that my dog is gay gay gay your mom is so good-hearted and loyal she won't let him go because it's like paul versus that way so loyal so good art he's got two cats that are on runway yeah and he just keeps pumping like uh they're both got diabetes all and his wife is mad but he just he will not he told the he told the vet he said don't resuscitate they were like it's 400 bucks for no resuscitate of the cats he said put it i've had these cats for 15 years lady i'll put you down before i put these cats down that's just what it is so sicilians are also loyal people very very all so given to criminality like adopted kids what it is yeah i would put sicilians and adopted kids as the number two criminals criminal people i [ __ ] forgot to text paul back he wanted to do his web series yesterday i'll text him later um um so uh yeah so now son of sam allegedly is in the sullivan correctional center uh he serves he's the prison chaplain there you go now you got now son of sam has become a prison he's become a prison priest and uh he has a website where he shares his testimony and other spiritual writing so if you want to go to arise and shine dot org um go to a rise and shine dot org that son of sam's uh you know preachings and his little [ __ ] homilies and [ __ ] arise horizonshine.org so yeah then you could still communicate with son and sam he's got new content i mean he has a patreon yeah it's a patreon i mean this kid has a patreon he even calls it new content on his website yeah he calls it new content let's read let's read some of yeah he's got it's all g dude this is not your material he's doing somebody else's material for his content yeah i mean [ __ ] thief that bible you didn't write that guy you got to come up with your own [ __ ] content yeah i mean what is he talking about yeah it's getting like so i mean nobody likes it zero tweet i mean i gotta be honest i mean the kid yeah here's twitter's low he's did he have a twitter this kid what's his twitter account what's he don't have a twitter right yeah let's go check this kid's twitter cause i'm gonna [ __ ] troll him bad yeah i'm gonna be like yo my dog is barking cuz he wrote my apologies he's got videos yeah this is a weird website go to arizona.org yeah let's cause whenever you see the sky with a sunset it's always some religious [ __ ] here we go as i have communicated many this is from david berkowitz as i've communicated many times throughout the years i am deeply sorry for the pain suffering and sorrow i've brought upon the victims of my crimes i grieve for those who are wounded and for the family members of those who have lost a loved one because of my selfish actions i regret i regret what i've done and i'm haunted by it i love that he called it selfish actions is it really selfish to murder people in the car i think you chose the wrong adjective i think it's evil it's evil yeah not a day goes by that i don't think about the suffering i've brought to so many likewise i cannot even comprehend all the grief and pain that they live with now and these individuals have every right to be angry with me too wow he's saying he's involved in the metoo movie yeah nevertheless i apologize for the crimes i committed my continual prayer is that as much as possible these hurting individuals can go on with their lives in addition i'm not writing this apology for pity or sympathy i simply believe that such an apology is the right thing to do and by the grace of god i have to do my very best to make amends whenever and wherever possible both society and to my victims well david what i say to you is thanks for your apology but here's the entrance to the bear cave yeah so that's the one caveat the ancient greek said there's no rule without an exception that's the one caveat to the tim shell is that if you're a psychopath i don't think you have a choice like do you believe him do you believe he's a reformed person do you believe he's a good person do you think he really cares about those victims don't you think instead of calling it selfish he would have called it he would have called it evil or something i think i caught him right there yeah cuz and i think i am the exception to the role i think i'm christy caveat i think that's what my new name should be why is that because i'm just you used to be chrissy kavanagh it's christie cavanaugh now it's quincy caveat now it's christy kamala harris why do you think you're chrissy caveat cause is it doesn't caveat me like exception to the rule i don't know it's a french word who knows do you know how many times i said can i get a caveat savion block or whatever cabernet you guys got caveats here yeah yeah yo you're the exception to the rule you are the exception to the rule caveat is a reservation the guy the police sergeant who took berkowitz his initial uh confession his name was joseph coffey joseph coffee guy's name was joseph coffee because joseph coffee and the other guy was named but was it burelli yeah borreli [ __ ] sauce monkey because i just want to give a shout out we haven't even read the patreon names yet but i want to give a shout out because i saw it and when i see it by by accident and it's that good it deserves a little moment of worship okay the name is something like well no it slices the garlic thin or else it gets something again and i don't know what it is well we gotta [ __ ] you gotta have the actual name yeah you're probably gonna win whoever you are wherever you are um okay go down a little bit because why does mikey look like he's a fighter pilot with his outfit yeah he's got headphones he because he looks like he's in top gun with tom cruise i know [ __ ] it yeah so oh uh yeah mikey's fighter pilot mikey listen listen i feel like with son of sam i mean 1977 you know the the country it feel i'll say this it was a heat wave the economy was no good there were a lot of people upset it feels like we're ripe for a new serial killer son of sam might be coming in 2020. well history history always repeats itself so they always say if you want to know what's going to happen in the future always look back and that's what i've been doing recently and i read and got obsessed after we announced this topic to each other and i went and i watched documentaries on 77 you should go look at them for yourself there's a lot of parallels you can see now then a lot of people fleeing the city uh there's uh riots uh the economy's tanking rampant prostitution we got a big big rampant prostitution but except there's no prostitution right now because because of corona i mean corona has really hurt these girls no the toots are back only fans but toots are coming back in europe toots are back business is booming again in amsterdam the toots are coming back don't you think toots should be legal i do you do right vanity i don't see if with this feminist movement how can you tell me that i can't use my body for sex if it's like one of outright feminism then that has to be legal too because it's it's absolutely anti-feminist to tell a woman she can't use her body and her god-given gifts to make money from men or guys yeah like listen why is that a problem why is that a crime it's [ __ ] i mean if you have that if you're first of all you're if you're born as a guy and you have that gift like you can sort of like whoever it is whoever pays you you can bang them out and do it yeah like that we're stifling that person's talent somewhere there's someone out there who will bang you i mean if you can if a one-legged woman wanted a bang of hot male people how much rape he would do it you know how much rape and sexual assault would go down if prostitution was a legal thing that guys could do with no problem at all they would go in there and have sex with women and get it out of their system and then they were i guarantee you sexual assault and rape would go down a lot if prostitution became legal because of these little [ __ ] guys that feel like women don't want them and they can never have sex and they get so fed up whereas if they just unleash it and bury their gain across in a prostitute's [ __ ] they i'm telling you it would go down i guarantee you it would go down am i wrong on that can i legally not say that is that a problem because vanity is looking at me like you can say that and how come we have not made a clip of me saying that he buries his gay and somebody it's a very very funny thing you understand but um neil degrasse tyson is going to tweet it and give me the credit no but he he makes a good point right like is that not a good point what are you saying is that wrong i think it's a good point i mean i think that men and women should you know prostitute themselves out i mean we allow stripping which there's a very thin line and yeah isn't there yeah no it's stupid it's it's a stupid thing that hopefully uh president kamala harris legalizes toots i mean that's if you say you're legalizing toots you'll get my vote yeah i mean you know you you just you district it you put it in a certain place because you don't want it in the business district you give it its own district like they do in europe like they have in amsterdam um you can decriminalize um you can decriminalize the same thing with drugs why don't they decriminalize the use but criminalize the sale let's go through one of those pictures good ideas here's an early picture of giannis go back one more you can't tell me the divorce rate wouldn't go down either right yes look men men it would give away a safe way for men to cheat without having an affair and women we know are cheating anyway they're just better at hiding it they did a study once 50 of married women cheat you guys just are quiet about it so it's like and then men cheat and then they lose half their fortune so i mean who really is in control yeah when tiger woods when tiger woods got [ __ ] when tiger woods lost 250 million dollars during his divorce do you think he was going god damn it yeah god damn it we got to do something with this [ __ ] patriarchy yeah we got yeah we gotta do something as patriarchy and it's just brutal yeah i mean yeah what can you do wait a second go back that's what i said i mean that looks like you i said that looks like you you think that looks like me but that looks like you i said here's yeah i said here's diana look at that face does that look like chrissy or me let's put it up on the patreon because it looks like it looks maybe a combination of us because is that our aunt and uncle that's our anatomy go to patreon.com we're going to put this up on the community put that up because i think it looks like chris yeah who is it is it me or is it johnny p um listen also go to christy comedy.com historians uh historyhyenas.com i got shows august 29th monmouth racetrack ocean port new jersey the show's august 21st 22nd governor's long island sold out um so if you want to come stand by whatever but 29th we have tickets left oceanport new jersey monmouth racetrack christiecomedy.coms.com also get merch we gotta get on merch get our merchant come see me at uh at distress factory in new jersey october third and fourth the last shows i'll be doing before baby gianna comes to the planet so and the last ones i'll be doing for a long time after that because of carony probably let me tell you and let me tell you guys go to see honest at the stress factory because it's the best outdoor setup probably in the country 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them they're high high quality they last for a couple of minutes so get them what it is get them get them we missed a call with our accountant today we did what can you do we're gonna do some patreon names as always like chris says we encourage you to join the patreon and when you do we ask you to uh you know if you want to leave a funny name we read them and we issue a ppw for the funniest one if you don't want to leave a funny name just do a normal name we call you straight to the back you're just here for the content why don't we call it straight to the back because back in the day in the video stores the porn sections were always in the back the guys who were here for the porn section would lower their hat and walk straight to the back they were here for the content so that's you so let's hear some funny names okay let's see hold on okay leo let me just get them here on my phone okay so the newest members of the patriarchy who went of the matriarch i'm sorry i mean scald myself yeah the matriarchy patreon.com rich boys leading off we got matthew heavy peen peyronie uh he's got a heavy p and he gets on the drexel list for that then we got uh gary the nickname's gonna bomb distefios um he was right and we got rey nervous gervas gervais then we got grant it's hard to think of a name but make no mistake i'll smack charlemagne and [ __ ] john mccain put him on the list yeah they put him on a list yeah there it is uh then we got what were you doing with my wife at 3 a.m power washing llc kid got it i mean sneaky got his his his llc's power yeah here we go i think i think we got i think we got a homer coming up i think we got a home run hitter coming up to the plate right here strap up yeah father bill suck my binky but my name's not mike obviously catapult him straight up to the list yeah then we got matthew carpenter then we got yoms a full three euro looking to gobble giannis's giro gorchek okay it actually wasn't bad i think he's the sufferer of a bad read there because he wasn't tough but it was decent yeah i'm gonna give him a drexler because i know it was a good one yeah then we got marky parties fully charged with lip gloss on his stink star mook so we i that guy won last week right i won last week so we're just gonna keep reading them i was told specifically just keep reading them yeah um dr julian why are there so many sprite cans on the streets now pino then we got uh just funny the kid may work for sprite just got a little micro ad in there who knows they got john schwarzel then we got lick yani's balloon knot while chrissy fills me with his gooey hot um okay then we got tyler fivos paul stephen white evan then we got uh i toot out my cute glutes when i shoot dan uh then we got leaky squeaky pseudo peepee of the wiki yas put him on the list put him on the list then we got david canales few monkey javier gutierrez then we got reese i love it from behind uh i hate china gay kinda trump 2020. oh gay kinda i love it from behind uh i hate china gay kinda trump 2020. yeah yeah i gotta put him on the list yeah then we got hunter tovey julian levy vincent goff then we got make no mistake hillary is coming for chrissy conspiracy it's just what it is uh garrett dillard then we got cute but vicious pig [ __ ] uh okay then we got carlin i'm polish but my sausage is more like a cooked breakfast link hans hashtag joel is dick it's a good one it's a drexler i mean if it was executed better it would have been on the list okay then we got um nom q josh noah p and chrissy d like to joe pigeons and trees with three dollar bills because we're full-blown tbg okay then we got ray soto stephen lockwood alan wolinski then we got johnny almost cute seven out of ten angles agree then we got larry tazmo then we got chrissy corona and yani baboni please crack me open and plague my punani okay oh then we got justin father bill ate a blue chew and cracked me wide open but my mom's actually my dad so it's just what it is stifler i've lost a little bit of it during the laugh can you just give it again okay then we got justin father bill aydah blue chew and crack me wide open but my mom's actually my dad so it's just what it is yeah that's a good one it goes in the list then we got harold and fumar go to white castle put him on the list wow chicken finger contender yeah yeah uh then we got dan smith william diaz chelsea traceal then we got vinnie meinona was a true blue italian toot with doug the poop shoot moko who dug the poop chute moko oh okay who dug the poop chute so he's saying his grandmother used to take you to the ass i mean what can you do yeah what can you do what could you do then we got michael uh i had to find a new christie podcast to watch so please only groom poppy gianni's back hair guido oh okay chris d podcast i see because he's saying dalia um bob lazar stole my spaceship um then we got tyrone chadwick then we got mexican cousy at least i'm not a muzzy poppy trump 2020. uh oh yeah we can't say we don't condone that um jeffrey lawrence daryles corey gutterman trevor guzman patty all potatoes no meat walsh uh andrew berg then we got huey lewis and the jews control the media jesus christ yeah we [ __ ] invented i don't care that's going on the list huey lewis and the jews yeah way zhong zhan put it on the list i don't care i don't care it's that good job chrissy take me to florida give me the drip um corey stephen f then we got adam ginsberg then we got i'm 25 and recently broken up with can i get pistachio ice cream um then we got ed likes to boogie uh then we got fruitcake frank frank is getting a drexler dragster then we've got eastern hemi from queens and my friends is sandra d so they call us harold and fumar it's what it is this happens all the time wow we get something like a harold and fumar or a new thing that's great and then we get it again in the same list wow when we had father three dollar bills yes it's so bizarre well there's a there's a there's a old axiom that says nothing is more powerful than an idea that's time it is to come and harold and famar your time has come it's what it is yes so what do we do with that guy though it's not fair i mean i don't know i guess just put them on the list so if if cause they're both the same so if they win they both win yeah then we got uh neil neil desmond aaron tashera then we got magga make america gay again um yeah give him a drink give him a chicken finger yeah we got drexler ava hamilton then we got lucas mcminn then we got greek cutie with the smoothie who's a little fumey but please tell venetia i'll treat her nice and take her to my parents village he said he's a little fumey yeah on the list yeah yeah then we got mary ellen and brendan flaherty uh then we got marijuana slippers um then we got vanity allies about pizza pies going to chrissy's thighs drexler then we got nick ramirez john flowers then we got mike hetero italian in the past now giannis's feet are at my ass character piece luango onto the list jesus this is a strong one this is a real hall of famer um then we got uh the democrats made john stark shoot two for 18 in game seven in the 1994 nba finals lieutenant linguini because my piece is al dente wait i'm sorry i [ __ ] it up i'm sorry i know you want to go quick but i i [ __ ] it up i take it then we got the democrats made john stark shoot 2 for 18 in game 7 in the 1994 nba finals aka lieutenant luguini because my cause my piece is al dente drexler yeah two almost almost there then we got nikki g makes no sense roll me in a burrito and throw me over the fence that's it all right so we got a couple bangers uh so it's either gonna be the fumar and what's the other ones what do we got leaky squeaky pseudo pp of the wiki yas that's a good one right rise i love it from behind her i hate china a gay kind of trump 2020. uh father bill suck my binky but my name's not mike that's a goodie yeah um grant it's hard to think of a name but make no mistake i'll smack charlemagne and [ __ ] that's a good one but what was the jew one harold and famar go to white castle he's gonna win over the two of them um or huey lewis and the jews control the media ladder 14. so it's really between huey lewis and the jews huey lewis and the jews or uh kumal and uh harold and fumar go to castle i think it's harold and female go to white what do you guys think harold and femara go to white castle you are the winner and those two that was what you call a [ __ ] photo finish but hall of fame right away for both of them absolutely yeah thank you so much appreciate all the support stay gay we really hope you enjoyed that episode whatever it was about this is just a stock thing that we're taping on to every episode so go make sure you rate review us subscribe uh turn on your notifications get jiggy with it and go to patreon.comridgeboys where things get really wild

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Length: 68min 16sec (4096 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 19 2020