The Battle of Brooklyn!

madhu Schultz's podcast at five-o then brilliant it is to have spots that I'm gonna cancel them flagrant or brilliant idiots I don't know either one is huge now I know all right ready start yep [Music] [Music] hey what's up everybody welcome to history hyenas it is Yanis Pappas and again we are history hyena cuz unfortunately Chris is still on the road I know some of you getting a little mad but don't worry we got Haysbert Sergio and the soccer kid back and also the girls from Noah cupcakes so we're gonna have another great episode so everyone just sit tight and you're just gonna enjoy it another Christmas episode and my DM message is blocked because I can't take any more messages about how angry you are about it the [ __ ] bash just kidding I got my dick tugged back I'm gonna suck some [ __ ] to Houston we get some ways young jinx please yeah does he even work here anymore exactly don't work anymore and I'm [ __ ] back I was out spreading the great news of the Fourth Reich yeah Chris is back in town I was kidding Gian obviously I hate the Germans but yeah that's the thing he does like the unis in this I will put it on bait Bay Ridge patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys BRB texts stories for our $25 Members Only because it's personal texts yeah a nice old photos of some yeah just out of nowhere I got a text of of Nazi uniform Hugo Boss Nazi uniform and they were [ __ ] cute they they are designed by a famous fashion designer can any other army say like like Ralph Lauren didn't design france's uniforms well that's the hypocrisy of the [ __ ] it's like you go boss designed the [ __ ] Nazi uniforms but nobody cares people still buy you go boss BMW mercedes-benz supplied the tanks and for Hitler so it's like what what pick pick your [ __ ] battles folks yeah [ __ ] Liberal Democrats pick your [ __ ] battle yeah because I'm 2012 40 Latta 14 out kid Atlanta 14 we had a situation with line 14 these situations with boys girls at 14 and yeah it's just what it is situation and we'll just gotta what happens and what happens is you know we just got a we just gotta tread lightly cuz I say they also get thrown our window biggest Chris Chris makes up so many things and he goes wild and there's no boundaries in his mind you know he you know he makes things up and he just keeps going yeah and eventually some people are some things even people are just gonna be like what are you talking about Chris yeah no I know it's just what why what is the reason why I do that why do I make you so much chef I think like I just lie all the time I used to think it was because you're a stone-cold FF yeah dan I cancelled that out because you do like women I believe yeah I can't say you're straight I can't say you're not straight but I definitely can't say you're not gay I do love women but they have to dance they have to have men's feet and a really big clip that kind of looks like a dick yeah so I just can't rule that out so I used to think it was because you were stone-cold FF right then I put that aside and then I said okay he's a stone-cold psychopath yeah but then you cried to me on the phone a few times yeah right and I saw you sleeping with Teddy Grahams and hopin and hopin inside the [ __ ] beanie back to sleep yeah and I said the lung sac and I said ah he's a stone-cold FF she went back to that yeah but then I had to cancel that because I learned you're just depressed and shut off yeah so you don't even think and your mind just go I'm a [ __ ] switched off Kent you're a switched off depressed okay I'm finally depressed and cause if it wasn't for my daughter I may be jumping off the roof of the hey Bert hey Bert back he had a great time of Montreal hey great friends and Yanis had a nice call on who hey Bert actually looks like it's been right under our nose and we've never sent it it's dr. evil dr. evil it looks like you know whatever get Isis to chuckling a 23 year old kid funny yeah yeah cuz he switched off I mean that kid is thinking of rhymes beats reading his fingers constant absolutely and guess who's back it's emoji faces back and guess what I learned the one I say hello yeah hey what's up yeah first of all I can confirm Mike is a good comic I absolutely was a good yeah I told you so he'll just be when we when we start doing live podcast he'll just take a Bert's place he'll just take hey Birds place and he'll do his shows and then and then if he doesn't get laughs we'll just squeeze him till he farts and the crown will laugh we're gonna we're gonna squeeze this kid till he farts because there's farts in there and that's just what we squeeze its against him laughs and then you just bring us up five days [ __ ] yeah we just want to squeeze like that's what we're gonna do it the show at the end our eyes our finale we're just gonna squeeze him till he farts like a whoopee cushion that's what it is cuz he looks like a whoopee cushion it's what it is but but yeah so what if he's great comic and he also said something very interesting about the people of San Antonio and applies to Mike yeah Mike shape in San Antonio in shape reason cuz San Antonio I think we've mentioned this already while you were gone but like I was a hot [ __ ] kid it's your hot dog no but did you mention you're looking at me like I was Chrissy [ __ ] date did you mention that they're all good-looking in high school and then they Taylor off cuz he was a [ __ ] peas yeah high school I did say that joke I think two episodes ago that the only people who were in shape or fourteen yeah cuz you have to be a child to be base the truth is I don't listen to the podcasts that I'm on so if you thought I was gonna listen to the ones that I'm not on you got another thing coming you got it I don't listen to a goddamn thing yeah cuz people say when people say member when you said that on that pocket said I don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about they're like you have to know when I'm talking about stop playing hard to get I said I'm not babe just put my balls in your mouth yeah yeah they're switched off kid I'm a switched off you live in the moment like a dog yeah you live in the moment like a Scottie question yeah me asking you if you remember what you said and how wild it is and why would you make things like that up because you're gonna get in trouble it's almost like me asking a dog why did you just chew my sock yesterday yeah it has no idea because it's a [ __ ] dog you're switched off kids breath you're also still a Stoke called that fat man cuz make no mistake cuz this is a history he knows we are bound to do the same episode twice it's gonna happen I think we're about to do that today we're good we're gonna do battle broker today and we think we may have done it already but we're gonna do it again cuz we're just what we do our shows together history babies we're getting close because we're getting big please go leave reviews on iTunes but what we do it Mike Bush is gonna have to stand behind us with a net because both of us are constantly almost passing out was passing out he's gonna have to stand yeah behind us with the [ __ ] fisherman's net that's gonna be his job he's gonna have to open up the show do jokes we'll squeeze him till he farts and then he just stands behind both of us with a net in case one of us passes out you almost passed out in Providence and I almost passed out every single day coming Central dinner by history hyenas I'm depressed no so we'll have at our live shows uh we'll have Scrabble fingers we will have jihad with the body who would be sitting up there you have no turntables and no no sound effects cuz he would have forgot him and he'll just go into the microwave Hong Shi yeah and so they'd just be standing there when we say something wild to say wave sharp Shing yeah and then and then yeah and kitties halal he's an FF too we're all I fast yeah we're good and we're also gonna [ __ ] a wall so four thousand dollar patreon members four thousand dollars a month will kidnap Haysbert once a month for you guys we'll wrap it up and wrap him up in a tarp and you can hidden with [ __ ] batteries [Laughter] that's an example of you say some that's extremely funny but extremely disturbing and wild that's not hurt somebody yeah don't don't look the kids from Ridgewood Queens he doesn't know how to [ __ ] he does not know how to live in a padded world yeah a case the kid who got [ __ ] throat [ __ ] by his friends and they did that because they liked them it's what he's been bullied because he's gay he's bully yeah so what he saying is is it joke you don't ever getting ever do that to someone we got some dumb kids listening to this for $1000 patron I know but it's still people are laughing there's someone in their car laughing right now and they're gonna go bully one of their friends and be like I'm being just like Christie cuz you're their Idol cuz make no mistake the people who idolize you are hot girls and Franks and beans can yeah Franks and beans kids trying to pull a gassy cuz just what happens on this podcast you just ya who have no limits cuz you know who you are yeah you ever seen astronaut floating in space yeah and just swimming and stuff like that and it looks like he's swimming but you're going why is he doing strokes there's no water it's because there's no rules there's no atmosphere there's nothing to hold you back in space cuz you're an astronaut floating in space yeah cuz it's just true what it is I don't know you know listen I'm sorry to anyone I've ever heard or offended I'm just a kid I make stories up I have a deep deep deep rooted mental illness I have a lot of problems that I need to start to go to therapy for CBT is not working anymore um and I'm back on sweets even though even though I'm starting to get jacked I'm back on sweets thank god you start to look Jack because you started to look like a PEZ dispenser yeah don't get too skinny because your heads not gonna trim that yeah I'm starting to get a little Jack down you know what else the kid is doing drinking a lot of brews the fridge is full of brew and mom came over last night to watch the baby and I had all those [ __ ] bruised empty bottles of brews and she was like what did do you ever have a house party here and I was like nah just me and Yanis came over but just threw a few back and she was like oh my goodness I was like yeah he's been drinking a lot but it's really me oh you put it on me put it on you and see what we do that my mom dinner plate cuz cuz I'm she didn't believe it cuz I'm from Park Slope the only reason why I did is because at the present moment I'm taking a lot of heat for my family to move some off to move some off from moving on to Yanni pop I'm gonna eat a scone in this room and I don't care the guy that owns this place you know who you are if you have a problem with it then why don't you meet me at the corner of [ __ ] Germany in the hike actually we can't look is living in spannabis oh listen he doesn't care anyway can we get the [ __ ] ways young Jean bumpkins he can't just say things like that without aways young Jean but or character piece ya know I just say latter 14 I don't hold him I got out talking to you about the cake that's why yeah what'd you say well we didn't eat the cake no we didn't eat the cake but yeah we have yeah there was a there apparently is an issue in the building and so whenever there's a food issue she gets yelled at yeah but you're not doing right now right yeah I mean you're not doing it right now so it's what it is I'm sorry lose I love you yeah the people love you on the iTunes comments cuz you're national treasure can't be stopped it can't be stopped he's like maybe I can't be stopped like determine you know the term that Universal Toyota you can't be stopped cuz is what it is you can't be stopped are you happy I'm yeah go listen to the podcast 5 Joe's in the sand what's it called yeah what you know what's called what's it called again [ __ ] didn't keep it Joe yeah what's it called oh yeah keeping Joe it's a good party uh Phil Hanley doesn't know how to fill out a check is that what's called so it's called no no they're very funny I forget keeping Joe even I love I've done it many times Phil Hanley samwol Joe Mackey Liz great and then how about what's name calling um Smith College Smith the guy that does the music yeah just and and good part listen to them they're on riot cast we love them to death and they're our brothers and sisters over there God is Sam or Ella good comic Sam or yes he's a good comic yeah he's a nasally but he's a good comic and is a good friend needs any love sports and we're gonna do it he's got a podcast that he starts yeah we're gonna do and talk about sports yeah Sam's a good good friend yeah he's great and truly one of the best comics out I so good so good always a but say oh the new thing me and Chris are doing now is we've fully discovered that just comedians do have functioning mental illnesses yes I'll just blow up a picture of one of our comedians friends faces and to you and just say full-blown mental illness and you can see it in people's faces yeah even the best comics that you would think of there's this full-blown mental illness yeah that's why we're so easily manipulated and taken advantage of yeah because we're just special-needs kids yeah and anyone who throws us a chicken wing we're just happy to be accept it's what it is yeah I've always been special and weird and this is the first career that's like ever really embraced me because of it but make no mistake it should be medicated yeah I should be medicated and I should not be on the streets I mean let's be honest and Morelle if he didn't have comedy he'd be staring at a wall reciting Nick's fact it's what it is that's what he'd be doing 100% Joe Mackey I it scares me to think about what he'd be doing without of stand-up comedy stand-up comedy they just lied yeah what would he be doing cuz I don't yeah I mean what would that kid be doing he'd be definitely scaring cheiron's would definitely be shuffling their kids away from him in war lodger sorry Matt Matt yeah he'd be trying to make a joke at a kid in a Roy Rogers and a parent would just go like this and scoop their child away yeah yeah he'd be a pretty even though he's a harmless kid yeah but you know some yeah yeah it's just and film Hanley would just still be in Canada build a wall build the wall on top - yeah build the northern wall cuz I was surprised to know there was a lot of Mexicans in Texas whatever in that were just born there they didn't they didn't climb over the wall they didn't get thrown over the wall like humpty-dumpty no yeah cuz if Mike much breeze heavy on your shoulder are you gonna catapult him right back over that wall yeah right back although you might hurt your foot though cuz he's a big kid yeah cuz I think what sentence instead of the wall we should just make like a huge like 30-foot wide slingshot and just start [ __ ] pulling him back and let him fly yeah cuz you know most of the people did like our episodes but I got a very funny message for somebody was just angry they were angry at me like it was my choice yeah cuz they were Lauren fans are the patron message that we were reading yesterday were laugh out loud Tennant n about when we posted pics of our moms yeah we're gonna we're gonna talk about those right now did we do those on a patreon episode or no did we talk about the moms did we talk about the comments opposed to this yeah yeah yeah let's do it now cuz you know let's talk about coaster dance not yet yeah next but this this this kid this kid made me laugh because he's genuinely angry this kid just had enough is it paid trailers and I - no it's right on it's right on our let me find it this kid just had enough he had and I got another DM about how a kid is angry that you act like you don't like the part but that was weeks ago now I got a recent one yeah but I I but what do you guys think you're not here cuz you don't you don't want to be here well some people just heard that on YouTube so got it okay what do you mean heard what those episodes just came out on YouTube yeah somebody was asking about the joey camasta episode when is that going yeah we're gonna get up and let's put the Ben Kissel up okay yeah yeah that was a snoozefest you got to stop stop okay can someone put a fun little atmosphere in the room so this kid can put his feet on the ground you're not floating in space because if you people listen to this and then there's consequences the only the only thing that can make me stop talking and stand at attention is the German national anthem I mean I mean let's just come and it's gonna yeah please anyway shout uhm well you have to be on please what you happens oh yeah what you have to understand about our podcast is that when you guys tune in to this podcast for the next hour of your life while you're listening our plus of your life reality is just a suggestion yeah so anything that I say Yana says where Mike says or Zach says it's just this is our reality you can't take what we say and bring it into the real world cuz for an hour you're escaping your own reality and you're coming into our suggested reality listen my suggestion reality is the Nazis won the war where's your ginger chili I'm just saying cuz that man in the high castle shower it was a joke on that I'm just kidding especially I was joking around yeah especially when Chrissy talks because here's the thing Chrissy just makes things up absolutely he doesn't think about consequences he just goes for the funny we're a couple of kids in this podcast who go for the funny and sometimes just people who are listening to this and they say they get mad because you say why would you want people to believe that or somebody else who who might a DM Chrissy or whatever and goes hey that sounds a lot like my story it's just he's just doing a character piece called Latta for cloud 14 and there isn't there is a naiveness to me that you mean an evil yeah in evil not yeah Nava Ted what are you saying that naivete you have attack you're like especially your your your your like the look cuz here's the deal what is it with your looks people look you know this kid should be in an action movie right this could you be standing with Jason Statham right you know being the guy from Brookley you should be the guy from Brooklyn with the rock you should always be the Rock's friend from Brooklyn right going like I know karate - rockledge skull you know yeah let's do it yeah I'm from Ridgewood and I know karate yeah that should be you but when you were born your head got squeezed a little bit yeah you're a tad bit Franks and beans you're an effing be incorporated kid yeah so you ended up doing comedy right like I'm almost good-looking you're almost the action hero right you know what I mean it's the same almost there you take up your shirt and you're like almost put one tips just do what it wants to do yeah what once it's uncooperative with the other talent it's reality it's just a suggestion for one of my tense buzz and you got a lunch lady ass and when we had Sergio on like he went on for three minutes about how alarmingly fat your asses and it was very funny yeah you got a and he also talked about your head you're just a little disproportion yeah but you're very very funny yeah but you're just not making it into action you're just comedy you know just coming that's I figured out why Sergio wears small hats because Puerto Ricans have small brains [Music] hwaseong she agency I'm just kidding and cuz your dad 100% looks like party rubble looks like party rubble yeah and it's just yeah he's an FF so here's the deal so I did get a DM all right that's what I'm saying and by the way we're gonna talk about the battle Brooklyn today the Revolutionary War I know a lot about it it's [ __ ] really exciting for us it's gonna be a great episode like it's truly gonna have a lot of history and a lot of fun but let's just get um let's just get you know through the other stuff that we have to do I'm sorry to my family yeah cuz I've been having a vulnerable time I might want to crawl in your lap yeah cuz cuz I may need to get your lap because I'm vulnerable because yeah if you if you would say if you saw my phone it's one of the fans stole my phone they would see on a Saturday night I dialed I dialed mrs. Pappas his phone number at 11:00 p.m. there's oh my god Chris you [ __ ] scumbag rat but it's not we thinking is I called her to tell her husband passed out on stage and Providence husband just passed out on stage of Providence I don't know what to do and I cuz from being honest you want to be honest with you yeah this is true yeah on my kid yeah I started to tear up a little bit he did what I called a yeah I was holding back tears cuz I don't know what happened to you he thought I was down I thought you it down and Britney what you want mrs. Pappas was fine she was holding it together better than I could but I was trying to tear up a little bit more sign in my shirt cuz yeah from what I understand you also feel like you have many times where you felt like you're gonna pass out yeah it's a my connection it from you or we just too anxious FX we're too anxious FM's I think that the problem with I've said alright let's get to it first list I just want to have that first because we're all over the place so we'll talk do this and then we'll talk about we'll talk about passing out and then we'll get to the Battle of Brooklyn which we already did yeah I read a book 1776 and I've been reading it on a plane like an FF and I just got a lot of information yeah okay so this kid gods of night hilarious he just he had enough a Christian Polanco yeah yeah exactly Zach was supposed to name that episode equal pay his wild because we're trying to hop on that bandwagon but he nicknamed it soccer as well nobody gives a [ __ ] about soccer but we all we talked about was equal pay is there anyone we could change that name to equal pay or is it just is what it is out now we can you can yeah even yeah did you see the Equal Pay that what they tweeted out a statement today the u.s. yeah that they make less action that they actually make less yeah so that's why I think right mentality [ __ ] let's get that episode up on you tunes now so we could cheat you know be screwed at yeah just try to be screwed and get it up and if you could just add it up Michael that'd be great yeah if you can just edit out Christopher Locke he's a nice kid with Nikita the he's not that energy I want to choose any time any time he talks just once you just put the [ __ ] why don't you just put a lullaby over cuz puts everybody sleep because you're just gonna every time you're gonna see somebody in real life they're gonna be like I listen to your as we keep getting bigger because I listen your podcast you said some things about me you charm is not gonna work on everything work on everybody's starting to fade away as I get older sometimes good-looking as he used to be a little bit but is anything I'll stick his head in a [ __ ] pencil sharp okay so this kid and it just caught me really this is really funny his gods of night he just goes I'd rather listen to Kimmy K Kimmy Kardashian that posted a piece yeah then that unfunny soccer [ __ ] that was on the last pod no more cast without Chris stop the madness Yanis yeah you know he got mad he got mad at yo cuz he got mad at me for Christian Polanco that's why I want to go track Christian Polanco down to play do you understand you made a fan mad at me yeah well how others hating you are whoa that's what I said when I saw cuz I saw when you guys posted the new episode up a Christian Polanco I said was this guy runnin a [ __ ] daycare get him off the pod well though that he came in with Elvis we had our t-shirt guy here yeah we obviously did a pretty we had it actually a pretty interesting conversation about equal pay so if you're into that check it out that'll be up cuz we're screwed and we're trying to we're gonna try to piggyback off of that controversy him but look that's real quick real quick real quick people can go to history I he knows calm right yeah history hyenas dot-com for all information you could get our patreon there you can get our merchandise there guys on t-shirts history hyenas dot-com now let's get the gay out yeah come on Zaki yeah [Laughter] cuz that's not good for your street cred also patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys as always but history I heinous calm that's where we're driving the traffic can they get our patron from here you can get everything from history art if you have any questions or want anything go to history hyenas dot-com t-shirts t-shirts t-shirts t-shirts all our merch is up there all the links are up there you can follow everything you can even follow our hashtags history hyena fact of the day HH fod cuties with smoothies hashtag keep tagging us and cuties with smoothies and you have to join our patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys because guess what we're about to start going live on the lens yes I just realized they have a live function Oh Chris you're gonna go live for the $25 and that's what we can do for 20 can you quit please squeeze my crush right now I want to see if art comes out yeah absolutely we're gonna go live on the lens and for those thousand dollar members well show you what we mean when we beat [ __ ] Haber that's not funny it's not funny yeah that's not funny no no you can't talk yet even Mike boy look at Mike mush even he doesn't care about his ex-wife he's a stone-cold killer good he wasn't stated his ex-wife houses a loser for free rent what about $4,000 a month please just a fan to rub some peanut butter on him this is allergic to peanut butter yeah I was just kiddin ya guys hey Birds you know as a brother to me I know generally like I know it's funny I like you totally mad at me yeah it's a horrible thing yeah but I'm always like Bubba's you know I love you baby I kissed him on his forehead a little bit never set my lap I know cuz it's cuz your Chrissy D I'm Chrissy charms uhr cuz I'm not as good-looking as I used to be you're still good cuz but me look into my world yeah yeah cuz Mike Bush was a good-looking [ __ ] yeah high school cuz when I saw the picture of Mike mush and high score I said he'll get [ __ ] Kevin Spacey's right now you'll crawl right this [ __ ] little uncircumcised yeah Mexican lap kids in American which was surprising to me it's like a prove it I met three Mexicans who just like are like have been living in America my generation yeah there may I didn't know that about Texas by the way our fans caught a picture of Zach Isis and make no mistakes the girls went while listen our podcast is three pieces and one kid who used to be a piece before he discovered barbecue but we are but he still is a piece look at his face he's cute as [ __ ] yeah yeah he's a cute [ __ ] and Hannity is a third yeah vanity oh stop posting it's see this is the thing where you make it you know you know how much trouble a song shame yeah [ __ ] I was joking around it's not true do your own [ __ ] family I'm the one who does it yeah I mean what's wrong with you you're a [ __ ] rascal yeah yeah yeah yeah it's you know Mike Bush is [ __ ] jerking off to that yeah exactly yeah that's why I said it's just we needed a tackle there or my wife is a fan of our Posse has - no I'm kidding you know mrs. Cody [ __ ] video two days ago said I was gonna go buy you cigarettes I'm kidding yeah you're [ __ ] [ __ ] what you are I'm starting to think you're just an [ __ ] yeah ya know cuz listen you can't keep getting away with things just because you got a charm because make them well listen do it and do it now yeah if you have it in your system you want to be a rascal and you want to be able meal stone-cold [ __ ] FF yeah is there anything funny thing calling somebody a stone cold yeah number one ah do it now because we all know what's gonna happen once you hit 45 you're falling right into a Flintstone yes your genetic code is shaped like a box it's what it is your dad looks like Barney Rubble yeah cuz this is Park as I'm sorry mr. de Stefano yeah it's what it is yeah anyway we both passed that we both have them on here so first I want to say I feel okay today thank God it's a wild thing that happened to me um I've been going for three weeks straight I didn't take a day off you know Andrew Schultz keeps postponing the special thing so it's giving me heart good monster so the special will be coming out soon whatever but what happened was there was some people came out fair fooled Fairfield Thursday night okay I think I performed a little bit too much on that show are you having a great time he's having a great time I did two full hours and it was fun and I his high energy performance and then I went and I drove back to Versys house and this is after every night having something and of course all the family stuff I got going on which is tons of stuff right so yeah I went back to Versys we had a few pops nothing crazy smoked a cigar I went to bed slept seemingly fine but then had breakfast left a little later you know it was hot out I was driving for hours in traffic with the sunroof open straight to like 6:30 7:00 I had no time to grab something neat I got in the shower went straight to the club I hadn't eaten and apparently I was severely dehydrated yeah you said you were telling me that your pee was brown yeah it was like yellow and I just went out you know I drank like a bottle of water before the show but I guess it doesn't work that way hmm and I hadn't eaten so I felt low-energy right I felt myself felt that way before you know and I've been like I felt that way sometimes on second shows remember I jumped early in San Antonio so I'm starting to learn harsh lessons like first of all I got a lot of stress and anxiety going on right now yes my family's not like that and I'm not working I'm not taking care of myself because I'm the doctor told me I'm like I'm taking care of everyone I was thinking about my doctor's appointments worrying about my parents taking them noise I'm not taking care of myself at all now she's like who's your primary care doctor I was I don't even have one I don't even thought about my own health it this yeah yeah you were going to you were going to City md's in enemy territory yeah well that was two years ago yeah over two years yeah so um so uh I felt like low energy I felt that I went [ __ ] and I was like should I try to eat something quick but at that point it was just you know I was talking to people and I was like I'll be fine it's only one show at night that's what I said to myself I'll be fine right and and then it was a little nervousness like damn I'm feeling low energy right maybe I should eat something and I just didn't so it happened quick I got called up on stage as soon as I got on stage it was like boom I got hit hard with like the lightheaded I stood up and I was like [ __ ] I said like one thing and I was a [Music] [Laughter] you can come back right now hi we're back yeah so I was just depressed and I did the whole weekend like that so I sat down and I said all right I can get through this sitting down or I sit down until it feels better but meanwhile when you're thinking when your head someplace else and you got a uh I really realized what we do is kind of a high-stress thing absolutely especially because there was a lot of fans who came out so thank you to all the history hyena fans and otherwise that came out there was a lot of history and a lot of pressure so you're like alright I want to do a good show you know cuz a lot of fans there and then it just it if it felt like I was gonna go down and it came hard like oh [ __ ] I'm gonna faint so I was just like let me not faint let me call the hosts back on and in my mind quickly I'm going like I'll just go grab a chicken finger come back up you know let the host kill a couple with him this will pass and I went and I didn't know how thirsty I was cuz I ended up banging like six waters right and every time I bang the water it didn't feel like I was dumb being thirsty so obviously driving with the sunroof down and sweating the whole time for four hours is not the right move to do so anyway they called an ambulance a guy called out in a stretcher I went to the hospital to cancel the whole weekend I'm very sorry I was a little overtired I think I overworked it Chris is a medical professional and he told me all the details of it he can give you a better idea he just basically gave a diagnosis that I'm a stone called F yeah that's what the diagnosis was I think I him this way when you see when you watch when you watch the show Chernobyl okay it'll make sense in a second when you watch the show Chernobyl you realize what they say is that yes the glaciers are melting at an exceptionally fast pace yes cities will be under water that is because of cow farts that is because of the holes in the ozone layer that is because of aerosol spray cans it is because we're using too much energy yeah but the main thing yeah the main thing yeah is tree noble releasing a hundred thousand times the radiation of a nuclear bomb of the Hiroshima into the atmosphere that that is what is causing the most of this what I said to you is what rains true and I'm being serious absolutely you have you have things going on with your family you have career things you have getting older things you have your not eating all these things are adding to your anxiety but what caused you to pass out your tree Noble is the fact that all you do all day is push on the fact that you're an F yeah so if you will just come out and say I embrace it yeah I want to [ __ ] throw in a onesie like joey camasta you had we would have the most energy you've ever had on stage yeah cuz the truth is that's what it is cuz for our thousand dollar level you picture your brother your dad and also was two homos yeah what we're gonna do for our thousand dollar remember is because from what I understand Sergio told me cuz Sergio texted me to all a lot of friends texted me and I appreciate all the people who reached out no yeah no we were honestly truly concerned yeah but he told me also when he's been on the road with you he's been concerned about you cuz you've also felt he said he told me it's like you get a little faint like you get you seem like a little yeah where didn't I get second rooms but I still stay in his room yeah yeah so you also experience this where you feel like you got on stage I found well well so we're just two kids who are stone-cold FF soon pushing it down yeah who saw that well I remember inbox that's our biggest problem I remember when Boston I headline three shows and then I remember I had a headline three shows and I also cracked open three girls in the same day so I remember I glad 14 if anything you hear it is sounds familiar or sounds like it could be part of your life was something similar to her story or the life that you live it's a character piece my name my name is patty Maroney and that's my friend Sean Terry yeah I'm sure Terry that's patty burundi I forgot who I was it were a couple of firefighters who happened to lead right anyway continue with the story character piece Latta 40c yes yes cracked open a [ __ ] a couple of nice you know Southie [ __ ] scumbag girls if you hear anything that sounds derogatory about your person it's a story it's a character piece yeah that's that's I'm sure I'm sure Mulroney and that's paddy flyball left 14 out of 14 I'm rock-hard for summer so yeah so I so I hooked up a little bit with three girls and I just keep it general yeah I checked up with three girls and I may have gotten blown from a fourth true story yeah and then I did three shows three headlining shows just don't remember if you gotta blow it I don't remember you know that Mike emoji remembers every blow he's got him written in his diary yeah yeah and you can't even remember if you got one on a weekend yeah I don't know a weekend that stands out cuz you were in a city yeah I don't know so so I did three shows and same thing the the the first show was at 5 o'clock or 6 o'clock then it was an 8 o'clock and a 10 o'clock and same thing packed with fans the hyena fans came out thank you guys so much that third show twenty minutes into that show I started grabbing for the mic stand I asked if somebody could bring me a water looking out at the people feeling you know all the effects of what I'd done that Dad I've thrown hands I'd been up early you know cracked people open I'm drinking wine you said about a million DM esta to send all the million DMS to 202 my dude yeah the dogs probably texting you saying he said something too close to no that's exactly yes that can affect yeah yeah I gonna have I thought I could sleep in but I can't cuz I gotta take my baby mamas new boyfriend's mother to the hospital like I you know I gotta get home and he wants to be a Bay Ridge Boys so the Bay Ridge Boys episode you see said he likes what we're doing so so he wants to be it so he yeah so that's another situation we think we need to cackle there Joey I mean no yeah or is she like past she doesn't like check-in to yell at you anymore right I mean he did say he wants to be in a beverage boys episode nobody yep no yeah no yeah no maybe we should calculate the same names who [ __ ] knows who cares yeah yeah don't cackle nobody said where everything up definitely need a cackle I'm making everything up and maybe we should cackle ah should we cackle well we got a cackle the yeah yeah and cackle that too so we tackle the we should calculate other thing too I mean you want to just cackle this whole [ __ ] podcast yeah I mean I want to cackle you cuz yeah throw a [ __ ] squiggle cackle over you I mean there's too many wild things we can't pin one down yeah when you were saying yesterday should we erase the thing I go from where cuz you've made that joke that isn't true on every episode it's what it is your family's mad at you and we can't stop it yeah we can't erase the podcast now it's on Spotify it's out it's on all these platforms yeah I know yeah yeah cuz yeah we just need to just put up you need to get away songs ink tattoo on your face and deck yes what it is you don't mean anything Jim I face it as you're too wild for this world I'm being honest yes and what happened we start this podcast so we called it history I mean is it just opened up the FF and you yeah you're just singing and dancing in the rain it's going much you're too free we need one of the more rural builders to come back here and [ __ ] discipline you and screw you back in scarves need to be screwed back in cuz let's should we talk about Battle of Brooklyn I don't know cuz where do we start off you're just finishing up about how you were gonna pass out in Boston oh yeah I was gonna pass what did you do and then 20 minutes into the set I was like I need a water to the stage you want a water I need a water did you say it like that cake it was awesome if tower water shouts winter woods apartment and I said here's your water kid cuz we were in Boston there's a [ __ ] water piece of [ __ ] one so what no I'm good so um so and I just plowed through I remember just plowing through but it was really [ __ ] hard to plow through but I did it but if that would have happened to me at minute one the only reason I plowed through is cuz I've already 20 minutes in so I was like just do another 20 if I would have told you Yanis just do 20 minutes right you like I remember at Euston improv I don't know sir did you ever told you this one I got food poisoning right before our shows we had an 8 o'clock and a 10 o'clock the 8 o'clock I felt so [ __ ] sick to my stomach that I went on stage with a garbage pail then the second show I was like I can't do this show I actually can't I mean so much I'm nauseous I'm woozy I I'm so [ __ ] up right now like I can't do the show the impending anxiety of having to do a 10 o'clock show after what I just went to at the 8 o'clock like I barely got through it I can't do 45 minutes so the owner thank god the owner was there nice this guy or the club manager he was like if you want just because there's people here why don't you go out first do as much time as you can if it's five minutes five minutes then we'll have Sergio and there was the emcee there they'll fill the time and once he said that and allow and said and kind of got me mentally out of the 45-minute space I said you know what why don't you have them go up to as long as they want Sergio did 30 the emcee did 30 so they're already an hour to the show I'll just I'm just on the hook for half an hour he said that's fine because he was giving me no pressure and then when I got on stage because he had taken all the pressure way I did 45 minutes and I just got through it I just did 45 minutes yeah so it was for the pressure the impending anxiety of not only is the Mormon I have to do 60 minutes so if you would have felt that at 30 we would have been able to plow through and just got off at 45 because it was the first minute he felt it you were like I can't I on a totally understand then you got taken out in a stretcher yeah I got taken in situations embarrassing they gave me a standing ovation like I was Vince Carter I broke my ankle on a basketball court it's what it is yeah it was a little weird and then some Greek guy handed me a Nikon yeah so would you even I've a like am i dying like is this what it's gonna be yeah so but seriously I'd I posted something in all seriousness look mental health needs to be spoken about a little early and also I've realized our career is like you got to take care of yourself you know as specially as you age you got to you got to hydrate you got to rest absolutely and have to it's a it's a sport it's a necessity it's a sport it's a high-pressure situation where you're supposed to get less every couples not comparing it you know ain't no ways it has physically it's totally different things but like every athlete like LeBron James just has to sit in an ice bath now you know guys go into the Joe Rogan's going into the you know oxygen deprivation tank like this this is all these are all part you have to put your body first you have to now yeah you know or else things like this happened especially when you have a lot of other stress right you know cuz you have an actual family you're running a family you have all the all my family members you know all that close member members have health issues yeah most of our community here yeah the only time our community most of our friends ever get been in a shape they lose a [ __ ] action figure you know yeah it's so it's like we have real [ __ ] to worry about here yeah that's salsa truth you to you especially yeah so apologies but look man a lot of people came from new shoes though yeah I guess nice nice chairs but the people who came through on the Instagram and said they were going through something and they were glad that I spoke out it's like yeah it made me feel a lot better so maybe speaking about is what you got to do what's nice I'm trying to hold it in cuz I told you I told you to post that message and I meant it but it was really nice to see a lot of the comics [ __ ] on it in private behind your back it was really nice yeah but like look at this [ __ ] look at this loser who's [ __ ] on it no yeah give me some [ __ ] names not a rat cousin let's talk about the Battle of Brooklyn yeah um well before we do before we do is worth forty minutes it was like no it wasn't cheesy cuz you're an insecure FF I am right no it wasn't cheese no it needed to be said and it really needed to be said well let's do the shout outs on the reads and then we'll go to the I find shadows one reads and i'ma do a battle Brooke and I also wanted to get to some of these comments on the patreon because it they are 10 out of 10 funny about our mom's we posted our mom's on patreon.com slash baybridge poison if you're not a non tootin not a member of the matriarchy you wouldn't know but we do have a lot of fun over there and we ask people to comment about what they would if they wanted a crack we got a little sensitive me and Chris were listening to these the other day and they made us a little upset and Chris said hey I want to punch that kid that I said you know what we asked for it Chris yeah we did ask for it yeah right we can't get angry right we can't get angry no so Chris is you view as a back board my dick is Tim Duncan yeah our ppw first had a 10 that got a Hall of Famer says mama de Stefano was a grade-a piece she looks so youthful and happy before Papa de Stefano pulled the David Milch and gambled away all her money now she has to move the vegetables to feel happy yeah yeah and then clay Anthony one of our other Hall of Famers just goes that garlic better be sliced thin you basically saying he's gonna discipline your mom if that's listed we did this to ourselves cuz it's more than we did it to ourselves Isis and then Ryan deep breathing through the I can't finish the day but it's obviously play on a mochi face he says crack open and clean out then around to the rosary and a genuflect my way out the door so he's gonna Catholic [ __ ] yeah your mom's gonna get a good Catholic [ __ ] Chris yeah Leo I'll give you a burrito after something cuz the name gets cut off says let me be crystal [ __ ] clear I would definitely give Chris Edie's dick mom's a [ __ ] big burrito after I crack her open and clean her ass what it is yeah and my favorite of all well Tim to to to set fumes yeah so he'll get [ __ ] punched in the face yeah you don't you're gonna get hit with a snap and right Tim to tell ya a [ __ ] quick - yeah my favourite is no no need to be vulgar this is from Bill bugera which I don't know hug why is he not on the [ __ ] one of our teams yeah foo gotta heap sure he'd take for you he made fumes into some sort of foreign language what just might be his real name really I think so what's the chances his name is bill Fujairah could be for Gary I mean it could be a sauce monkey right yeah anyway this is my favorite comment cuz he goes no need to be vulgar I'd moved some vegetables with missus to Stefano and then one thing would lead to another let nature take its course yeah he's gonna make love to your mom yeah yeah what do people say about your meow let's go to my mom because my mom was a [ __ ] piece yeah yeah so why are we doing this cuz we are the history on heaters were too wild we're too while we're to [ __ ] it was time to take a walk on the High Line after yes you want to get some salmon yeah so Josh Howard says Papa Paul peace a lot of people just said take out the peace guns and they were shooting her down yeah so that was about three or four comments I got a lot of no fumes for Rome might air pot air there's nothing we can do she's absolutely the power property of Marcus Aurelius Pericles the love child to Chris and something we got some funny ass [ __ ] kids here he says would trade six goats and a dozen black and white cookies for her yeah yeah he's good if somebody said didn't somebody call me Christie thumb sucks yeah yeah yeah you got that one toe there's a lot of funny Chris Jinta average piece no mistake I love Greek women and would shoot my shot even the fan would not approve yeah yeah Ricki South Side Irish names are the best said get the piece guns out 11 out of 10 would KOCO yeah yeah even Demi oh wait there's a girl here who said something funny I got to find that one this one's by the way how have we has this one slip past us did we read this guy's name nah mean smoking Joe Greene yeah how did I not make it out one of our Hall of Fame teams he might be in these 53 have to read from these okay because this kid is good how great is that name nom means smoking Joe greed he says her eyes are normal so this means is a good chance Yanni isn't Umbria I would definitely crack her open and clean her out right in the middle of the dirt roads of Rome he just made a joke about banging my mom in the ass Chris we have to stop yeah all right I gotta find this one girl and then that's it big piece Patrice says no disrespect but she's a [ __ ] I'd give my father my biggest pig and most reliable and injured server because you got to make sense when you're doing these yeah all right Christian Winkies Fink tubs yeah says yo her boobs are a bit incredulous because how far she's pushing them up that being said I'd wear her like a pair of fumed out sunglasses he wants my mom to sit at his face cuz this is uncomfortable okay well let's we got to read the patreon members cuz we're running out of time and we got to get the Battle of Brooklyn and there's some photos we already did the bowel Brooklyn let's do it there's some funny names could we read their patron members now and then do that little Brooklyn all right there's one last one I found ya I'm Nicole Stephenson this is the funniest one she goes cap letters crack her open and clean her out make no mistake that woman is the pinnacle of Greek evolution and how the [ __ ] did ya nee pseudo penis Pappas come out of this piece look I swing both ways it is what it is what it is she wants to go by with my mom all right here we go thank you so much for those comments now the newest members from our patron the ones at patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys it seems like a lot of people took our advice and they made actual patreon names pertaining to our podcast and then and some of them seem really funny and we're gonna start going now I think we can have a lot of fun here first up Jimmy pets pasola got dolphins half-price cots us he's coming for the crowd coming for the crowd wow that could be people in this kid this is his real name but it's just a funny name and I'm gonna just say it in the voice his name is Melvin boy Vell wow that kid so McGruder a kid screwed it molded boy bill Wow then we got thali and no fumes Thompson that's a funny one Andrew pace was just a white kid doesn't want to play along yeah ELISA Nowak Reuben McFly they only got Shawn a couple of Jews gotta go 2020 it's what it is Reid he said Trump 2020 didn't he he said a couple of Jews got to go 20 20 20 20 okay way xiangxi Gianna family got jet Jeff bulblets yeah then we got Christa legal two takes it past the uvula Murray they only got just Jess yeah then we got Tony the Cleveland cucking steamer oh wow yeah this is the best of all time yeah then we got Eric price Ethan Kendrick Ross Cooper then we got Candace crack me open then put me down mensier then we then we got then we got just Jeff then we got this person's name is I'm a tall bald cute kid and my [ __ ] oh we stay soft as a chippin cuz these are crying to be open then we got me a kasauli who sounds like a pea sauce monkey Tyler Nieman why kids only got Olivia the water drinking sauce monkey we got a lot of girls now buzz yeah and these are these are flame then we got Talia yeah then we got Victor burn the tortillas again Valenzuela then we got grant chunk oh yeah token just one name good then we got Cody [ __ ] hips be Zhuang not a nice turn Hemi yo this is the tents Wow Marissa banks yeah adrian garcia AKA chrissie fourth reich then we got Andy Dick within jab range chica yeah funny then we got pew bliss fume list papi wow it's a goodie then we got Ryan deep breathing through the tooth fumes Lynn oh that's the one he's moji face fan then we got Smithtown spit tau water shot out soon as the water Midtown then we got ten writer Tim Ryder then we got Chrissy black faces fine D Stephanie grow alright that's a heavy way judging the song she is very funny yeah dummy got David Chinkin granny [ __ ] granny then we got Brian potato monkey McGough potato monkeys Irish kids could be called potato monkeys then he's got we got Chris Picard yeah Jeannette foo stenosis she's a sauce monkey then one word bet you did too Christian gold then catchin Ashley looking to move some vessels with a guy from ladder 14 holy Sh only gotten a call mark you then we got Chris wanna see on E and stockings and a blouse shoes then we got Emily aren't ya then we got paddy pencil grinder PPG's @ t BG then we got Jeff dire then we got David I swear it's just bad dick lighting O'Connell then we got Alex Cheney two minutes maybe four then we got Anfernee not a black ogle Bungo hwaseong she ain't then we got Jarrod Utley then we got Malcolm King gay bridges yeah then we got James Kitson then we got Cory Hathaway then we got Marcus half African American captain to the fume room Ruth furred I'm actually blown away I'm actually born in can you see I'm actually crying yeah like I mean that you guys you guys were just funnier than our podcast no it was this and we encourage you go to patreon.com/scishow and do that every single time you tell a friend to join to listen to the podcast and get those names because cuz I mean it makes us laugh hard yeah and you don't have to do it but if you want to go for it go for it we love it and I can't even pick one from there like it was too many yeah they would actually pick three because it's been three weeks honestly all right all for the ppw yeah alright well to pick a quick cuz I got the list yeah let me just do it yeah pick good ones I need to improve of them so say them and we're gonna pick three yeah yeah we need to agree I think the one that made you laugh the hardest was coming out of the gate Jimmy pets pasola got dolphins half price cus 100% he's won yeah I think also you really like crystal eagle to takes a pass to uvula Murray yeah okay she's not not in yet she's not in yet though um I think you liked now put her on that's fine Ashley looking to move some vessels of the guy from ladder 14 yeah you like this one Chris wanna see honey and stockings and a blouse yeah yeah there's too many to choose from what do you guys like how to pick three right now it's too hard well we got one yeah the first guy's dead I mean [ __ ] I got dolphins half-price cuz that kids in yeah and then what was the last the last that was one of the last ones was really good um Marcus half african-american captain of the few room I mean that's another good one I mean how do we pick we got to let these guys to pick cuz they're gonna get angry at us so I picked them all let [ __ ] Mike emoji face pic what do you want I like the marcus tappan the fume room okay and what's the other one you like what about Candace crack me open them put me down Metzinger I mean they're all good I like crystal Eagle two takes a pass to you view ah yeah yeah that well let's do it alright from now on let's let these guys choose okay because they get angry at us have you noticed that dad angry they're all so good so no sorry [ __ ] good it's hard so how do you pick we should just pick them all but we're picking teams right we're gonna get back to the draft when Venna Tia gets back from [ __ ] her Worldport yeah what the [ __ ] she's doing that's Upper West Side I'm just mad crazy out here man cuz ya Greeks are the only girls when they get a job or Greek people the only people in America or with cutting out the Diaspora who Kyle I will work for you but it was for 11 months out of the year because I'm going to Greece for one full month cuz gotta be honest all I mean vanity ax is literally in Greece right now posting pictures from Islands but still sent us the work that needed to be done she screwed in she's good yeah I mean how many Mike how many Isis's do you think equal one vanity ax if we were gonna do it if we're gonna do a math equation how many Isis is would it be 25 25 Isis 1finity yeah how many emoji faces do want to vet Atia ah about 15 15 Mike's yeah yeah yeah yeah Zach Zach Zach the first to go it's axis 23 year old kid and he's got a he's gonna pass out when he's rapping cuz he's got a lot he's got a lot of podcasts to edit yeah Zach exactly stage yeah yes that it's gonna be like eight miles that yeah when that first time when Eminem just can't listen to the words I'm just gonna happen to Zack one day by will is gonna come back we're gonna do our first live podcast in New York City it's gonna be coming up real soon where we gonna do it and we're gonna do with nets behind the stage and the whole time the whole thing is which one of us is gonna pass out yeah and you know what a catch us and I am Mike Suarez will be behind us to just act as a cushion if we fall to break the fall if Mike just lies down behind you if you fall cuz you're not gonna hit your head yeah what you doing cuz um well we're in the middle of a show yeah no I was looking I was looking to to get to vanity his notes oh come but let me just say quickly cuz I actually so I've been reading a book 1776 I'm I am in FF I'm stone-cold what I do know about the panel of Brooklyn be sawed I can look at vanity as notes let me talk freely what I know about it quick but we could chime in and out yeah and then you open up vanity his notes and tell me what's going on yeah so here's what I love be free like you've always wanted to be free to talk about his let me just let me just get let me get my [ __ ] up a little bit let me get my [ __ ] near cuz when I get when I talk about the Revolutionary War and I just you a quick question yeah if you said to them McFarland if you said hey guys look I got a different thing for today instead of going down to the basketball court or you guys skull-fucking me how about we [ __ ] talk about the book 1776 because I'm half into it and I'm really into it yeah guys aren't you excited by the Revolutionary War what would they say to you yeah yeah it's it if I said that to them if I say that I love the Revolutionary War what you do which I really do I think yeah I think what would happen is is one of them one of the brothers would hold my mouth open and the other one put his [ __ ] in there just what I think what happened and my uvula would get [ __ ] tapped like a speed bag like a speed bag lot of 14 so latter 14th or 1770 so August 27th to August 29th right around our birthdays the honors birthdays to 25th me and Mike emoji face our August 26 so right around our [ __ ] [ __ ] your birthdays is 26th yeah we're August 26 August 20 we're bringing a [ __ ] cake in here sorry Liz yeah we're gonna bring a [ __ ] big cake in here and yeah cuz if you if you don't think if you don't think for our [ __ ] birthdays I didn't already booked us a table at medieval times you got another coming I'm so excited we're going we're going if you don't we're going to them yeah I already booked it for August 29 let's just invite all the patreon members you want to just do a patreon bracelets or thr birthday party to have medieval times on the only person who can't come as Chris that's what it is yeah he's probably yeah and we're gonna bring a birthday cake in here and if you think anyone who works here is gonna say something to Chrissy date and if you don't think that he's gonna whack you walk in succession like a game of whack-a-mole with a snapping right you got another thing coming cuz I'm gonna be really [ __ ] upset if vanity is not back in the States for our birthdays yeah you better be back in the States for a birthday's tip word yeah Gerald Ford yeah and you better come to [ __ ] medieval times are you serious Mike because I'm down we're going to medieval times not the Renaissance Faire and medieval times by Giants Stadium we'll go Sunday we'll go that Sunday August 30th they made of my mom it'll be a big joint family birthday party hopefully my family's taking me back by then the people are laughing it and they don't even know how funny of this yes they don't know what's really going on okay so let me tell you what's really going on is this podcast may be over legally we're here for it we're here for a good time not a long time to tell your friends now tell your friends now that the podcast name might change and we might be on another you might be able to hear us from somewhere else but and they may be doing this thing in wrestling match we started doing like we kept this podcast on the run and we kept sneaking and recording like like we're Edward Snowden from the country's Harbor us we're in this week we're coming to you from the Ecuadorian [ __ ] embassy embassy yeah all right so let me get this August 27th to August 29th you had the Battle of Brooklyn now it was also called the Battle of long line because long as you said South you know Long Island when you say Long Island New York at Brooklyn is technically on Long Island South Queens cuz you just call this Alzheimer's well because we did all of this I'm clear 100% we've even said that same thing okay well I think we did a full Battle of Brooklyn episode cuz we couldn't do it again with a history hyenas we're gonna do it again and there's gonna be new facts okay that history doesn't change but make no mistake my thoughts about it duds yeah okay so first okay hold on let me just pull my jean shorts down so August 27th August 29th battled Brooklyn started okay yeah now this is right after the Declaration of Independence was proclaimed and written and and in King George the 3rd already had it on his doorstep okay cuz here's one thing you got to know about the Revolution era on one interesting idea this is a good fact one thing I really did learn about the Revolutionary War is when it started in 1775 with the siege of Boston and the Battle of Concord when that started all the thirteen colonies that met whether they were loyalists or Patriots didn't matter American citizens early colonial American citizens all they wanted was if they were going to be taxed they wanted a representative in Parliament they will didn't want the taxation without representation anymore that's what this was about so the British Empire King George himself said send troops over there do not kill anybody just show order get them order and like let's have negotiations but he was saying he wasn't sending the troops the big troops he wasn't sending there were Marines that the Marines were around at 1776 on the British side he wasn't sending them he said 'no no these are our countrymen they're like our little brothers and sisters to thirteen colonies so we don't want to hurt you then what happens is no we're good Siege of Boston happens where the Bostonians Britain was surrounded by George Washington his army and then the Boston they basically glade the city of Boston at siege and General Howe and all the which is Washington's counterpart on the British side went up the writ went up the Warner to Halifax Nova Scotia and just chill there for a little bit and the brita the American soldiers weren't getting paid they were fighting for like a year and nobody was getting paid so they started to go back to their homes in Maine and New England cuz mostly was New England fighting the initial started the Revolutionary War it was just New England really New York and South weren't really involved yet they were but not really so soldiers start to go home okay so the American don't want to do it anymore like listen what them [ __ ] taxes not taxes we've been gone for ten months people are getting killed now my farm my wife's dying like I got to go home so George Washington and Benjamin Franklin and Alexander Hamilton and all these great minds say not Alexander Hamilton Benjamin Franklin Thomas Jefferson and George Washington and John Hancock all say we got to come up with propaganda we got to come up with something's gonna rally people how about full independence which is never nobody was talking about independence in 1775 when the war started can you think all this war for independence was just what it became but it wasn't until July 4th well George Washington said write Declaration of Independence write it right now let it go fester to the 13 colonies and then we'll get this rally cry of people to come back and want to join our army so are you basically saying that it was a marketing tool it was a marketing tool independence in the beginning was a marketing tool there was no real intention of ever being independent from Britain because they really weren't treating us that bad they were giving us a we the 13 colonies were the richest were the richest colonies in the whole British Empire we had as much money in our Federal Reserve we had as much money as they did in London because of how much we well we were doing with tobacco and our imports and exports so we they did not British Britain didn't want to lose us and we don't want to all we wanted was a member in their Parliament but they looked at us like little [ __ ] scumbags a little [ __ ] dirty Mexicans that's what they looked at us yeah yeah wait so Qi and I was just kidding yeah wait just way song ca not yeah but it's like you know they wanted to build a wall around us but it's like we we have all the money so basically yeah England is like Dame Dash and British Empire's like Rockefeller naw man and we were jay-z yeah and we were just getting too good too rich yeah too much and like you know I mean we do not mean we had to leave Rockefeller yeah to become a billionaire on our own we have to leave it and then we had to marry the queen bee so with the Battle of Brooklyn so what happens is it's so now this is August 27th this is a two months after closer two months after the after we have the Declaration of Independence has been signed and it's also one day after your birthday it's one you have to be proud yeah so what what does that mean that now King George a third means you [ __ ] out turkey legs from medieval times it's what it is now King George the third has said by this time he said okay [ __ ] you you want to be independent now I'm sending in the fellows he sent in the gentlemen yeah cuz he said he sent in his Marines he sent his best troops he sent in 50 battleships so the battleships are going up and down the Hudson River where the Verrazano bridges today they were going up and down the Hudson River British battleships no we had no no Navy we an Americans did not have a Navy so whoever controlled the water in New York controlled the battlefield so George Washington's greatest strength what they his people say when they wrote about him was that he was able to see things as they were not as he wishes they were he was also a tall drink of was also told trick of water and cosmic no mistake this is how [ __ ] stupid it was like just back in the day the only real reason George Washington got to become president United States cuz he was a tall kid and he was white yeah cuz and that's another thing just real quick just a little side thing you know pick and choose I love how people raise your hand button ready I love how people want to pick and choose something's getting snow fight on the left side yeah who the [ __ ] villains in history are cuz guess what George Washington Benjamin Franklin Thomas Jefferson even Alexander Hamilton guess what they all had slaves yeah so when you want to [ __ ] his [ __ ] on Christopher Columbus because he's an Italian kid that discovered a [ __ ] in America with the only to the power Jesus Christ and you want to [ __ ] on him and say he's a bad guy why don't you look at everybody else in history too cuz guess what they lied [ __ ] [ __ ] I think they all do yeah they do [ __ ] on all those people no well you know what you know we just get away George Inc just cuz it's my way song [ __ ] yeah but you know what's interesting another quick thing I learned yeah Britain of England abolish slavery in like the 1650 so when General Howe and all the big-time generals came to the 13 colonies and stepped foot for the first time and reported back to King George there's a letter that jet the general wrote said other than the the how bad this country looks because of the war and how the troops the the colonial troops do not look good and healthy and they're sick so the biggest problem we have here is the ghastly sight of slaves like it was slave it was even back then so we're the little sinister kind of country because to not abolish slavery to the 1860s when the other major countries were like this is an inhumane thing what you do is a little a little dirt because there were plenty of African American I guess born red coats that fought with the British Army but even George Washington himself did not allow blacks to fight in the army until the very end of the world when they absolutely needed them so everybody in history is a piece of [ __ ] for a different reason well times have changed yeah it's all different all very good but you know that's really easy for them to say because they were just taking in our taxes you know we were shipping our product back to their companies Yeah right with these uh you know these landowners and these crop owners who have tobacco fields so they're taking the money and they're taking that high profit margin that slavery provides and then they just are [ __ ] shine and that like whoa hold it how British is that well that's all they just pretend they're always pretend they're above it but the reason why they wanted to keep us is because of all the [ __ ] cash crops that they were getting for cheap because of slavery so [ __ ] anyway England Britain did have indentured servitude which is kind of much just slavery so I guess you true that but real quick back to the battle back to the Battle of Brooklyn so everybody knew that whoever had the whoever had the war who ever had the water had the battlefield Smithtown shutout so George Washington kind of knew that but Continental Congress you know they're saying Benjamin Franklin's got to say no you have to fight we're fighting for our freedom now it's a different thing the whole country all these boys have arrived to fight for freedom we have to fight them now you had 12,000 upwards of - um sorry 20,000 British troops 9,000 of them were Hessian German army my people well they're Hessians that has Britain had hired England had hired hessian mercenary soldiers and the Hessians were German German born soldiers interesting jamuns yeah there's lots of Germans yeah that they fought with us and we also had Spanish soldiers that fought with us but the Hessians number 9000 so just the Hessian mercenaries alone we're as big as the entire Continental Army in 1776 plus 11,000 British soldiers so we had 20,000 of by the way trained marine Hessian soldiers were mercenaries these were professional soldiers and the bulk of Britain's army professional soldiers the bulk of our army farmers what's-his-face Henry Knox who we named Fort Knox around who was like pretty much saved that like was one of the main reasons why we even were able to continue with the war cuz he saved cannons he brought cannons from Fort Ticonderoga and like basically like was able to get out some type of real firepower he was like a [ __ ] mailman or like he worked in like a he would like he was like uh uh or a watchmaker you get some [ __ ] job and he was a general like a high-ranking general even George watching himself had no battle experience before the Battle of Brooklyn that was the first battle he ever commanded so none of these got General Howe and all the most important it was so so Henry Knox so Henry so all the generals on the British side had major war experience don't forget the French and Indian War kill cute that it just happened on American soil like ten years before that so you know George Washington font as a soldier but he didn't he wasn't in general this is his first general experience yes so he made a lot of yeah he made a lot of crucial mistakes baby okay so let me just tell you really quick what happened yes cha so they were he made a joke about his cousin and then II that was the crucial mistake he made yeah it was a big yeah big mistake so what happened is is you had you had you had the you had British pretty much all around him and he had the water behind him so he thought smothers everywhere yeah there's a lot of 14 he sees everyone so he thought this Muslims everywhere Wade song shame we're surrounded by Chinese Muslims everywhere out of one day a lot of fourteen battalion Alamos Paul II guess I got it's a six year anniversary of my gym and my vitamin Line nice little party had a nice party I could have box him the other day cuz he said he was you know he's having a nice get-together with his with his mom and some of his family because there's a six year anniversary of him turning his garage into a boxing gym and his vitamin line that he does out of his mother space so it was a big thing and we couldn't box it's true this podcast is here for a good time not a long time yeah we are the Heath Ledger podcast yeah can I get away shang-chi wait some people make it way song shame okay so the biggest crucial mistake he made is he put all he divided his army so you were never under any circumstance when you were so outnumbered by the enemy which he knew he was he divided his army he sent half of his army up north towards harlem's and white man's old tricks yeah yeah and then divide and conquer well yeah he sent half he seized in half of his army north to Han just to clean that up a little bit hwaseong seeing you go Wow wakey-wakey people no I'm joking yeah of course but and then and then and then he said then he said the other other half of his army South broken the deal with the Chinese Way song shame he split his army and he left only five first of all they had no Calvary okay you understand that no horses the guys we are no war so I said have control of water go to water they don't know no we didn't have to total one should've called in Smithtown cuchara water the British the British [ __ ] warships are going up and down the water they're going up and down the water like the [ __ ] you know just swimming around with the Puerto Ricans in the fire hydrant don't go my song she ain't yeah no matter what you do don't throw batteries in any of your friends yeah don't do it yet so that's that's pretty much all we could do is throw batteries at these [ __ ] British warship so we didn't have nothing we didn't hurt yeah we had nothing we had a [ __ ] it we had a [ __ ] canoe that's all we had yeah we had nothing so so he puts five salt Jamaica plains it was called it's like a little pass like in in the middle right pretty close to Prospect Park it used to be called Jamaica plains he only put five the only five horses he had he put five soldiers there cuz he said these five soldiers will be able to deal because they aren't horses we were able to deal with whatever British soldiers come this way cuz he was like I'm banking they're not gonna come up this pass because it's very now and then General Howe was like he probably thinks we're not gonna go up that pass and he's a dumb [ __ ] gentleman has general that has no experience so guess what I'm gonna do send two thousand British redcoats right down that path up the dirt road and they grab them right in the ass yeah they grabbed all five of them immediately without a fight and then just took them prisoner nobody ever heard from them again right and then next thing you know he's got half of his army up in Harlem for no reason the British never went there there was no reason to go there and then the other remaining troops who were suppose you called Harlem back then yeah Oh Weiss yeah yeah who was supposed to be defended who's supposed to be defended by these five people who ain't he you know who the British troops just walked right through now he has the entire he has about four thousand British soldiers versus like 1500 colonial soldiers with their back to the water with their back to the [ __ ] water Italian Alamo time about yon Gravesend Bay yeah you got a [ __ ] some graves in Bay Gravesend Bay yeah yeah you got to start throwing hands yeah that's the only way so whether they start going into in started go hand hand combat so here's the here's the mistake here's here's the one thing that you have to [ __ ] always understand one thing about one thing you [ __ ] have to know for sure and I don't care what religion you are I don't care what racial you got a note one thing and one thing only Jesus is an American kid God weigh some she is roughly a palooka like has he done making music yeah what is that means whoa I mean come up with another one come up with another one yeah he's like the fourth time you've said Jesus is in America because Jesus is an italian-american kid he's from Brooklyn New York I'm gonna tell you why okay Jesus is dying America Kitty's from Brooklyn New York and he specifically from Gravesend bag yeah kids from Gravesend and he if he wasn't out [ __ ] it be in the son of man he'd also be a [ __ ] to DJ and Lola yeah but he sees the son of man yeah and so so he's got [ __ ] to do so what happens is but cat the Catholic clergy definitely [ __ ] children they're pedophiles yeah but we just wanted to sneak that in out of 14 that's character piece none of that stuff is true but I do have a situation with father Bill um so Jesus so here's what I tell you happen on August 29th General Howe okay uh-huh ready for this General Howe George Washington's counterpart was getting counsel from his other generals saying crush them let's [ __ ] crush them right now they're right there they have nowhere to go let's crush them let's [ __ ] this thing and he said no let's reserve we don't we won't go after them yet let's wait a day let's wait one more day because it was a big rainstorm let's wait a day and they're like no no we can crush them we have the Marines they're right there they're done he's like that where can they possibly go we know exactly where they are okay George Washington sends a letter stick sends a letter to the guys in up in Harlem he says he says you know he whatever a carrier pigeon and something like that he says hey guys you know one I'm just you know come down come down south come down to where we are in Brooklyn or in Gravesend Bay or whatever they called it back then he said get the whole army back to me nobody make a [ __ ] sound okay nobody make a sound it's the dead of night it's August 29th he says be quiet he's here we go yeah he says to them what we're gonna do now is yeah yeah yeah yeah okay they think they got us beat they think they got a speed they said no where they're gonna go what are you gotta go we know where they are we know exactly where they are the British are saying I said oh don't don't worry about it we know exactly where that it's empty and later yeah we're gonna get them later so George watch says boys get down from Harlem right now I know I know I know there's a lot of [ __ ] things going on up there I know you guys are parked in for a while go come down right now get back to Brooklyn we're [ __ ] leaving so he takes the hole he gets all the people from the surrounding villages secretly give us all your boats give us everything you need leave the bulk of this [ __ ] here don't [ __ ] worry about it let the British have it we're gonna get on boats we're gonna go cross that water we're gonna go cross out water and we're gonna do it slowly we're gonna do it quietly we're gonna do it like [ __ ] Americans he says if we're gonna save this country in this war of independence is gonna continue against the tyrant tyrannical British rule it's gonna have to be right now listing a [ __ ] George Washington and Jesus is American get with us yeah and I jumped higher I got wooden teeth I've chopped down the chapel tree I got slaves yeah so so he says get in these boats they're going across the boats one after another getting across silently swiftly all all they have is torch little little little torches that actually George Washington three hours into the mission said ignite the torches with doing this in the pure [ __ ] darkness gonna do this in the [ __ ] pure dark so the British don't see us it's four o'clock in the morning five o'clock in the morning thousands of troops going across getting to safety our army being saved minute by minute our army being saved that fight for independence continuing at six thirty five in the morning the first wave of British soldiers wake up to take a look at where their army is to get ready for the attack fog comes in Jesus Christ blows a big fart and says I'm an American kid he says dad I'm a [ __ ] American kid I'm an italian-american kids that's Brooklyn given the fog a British soldier wrote in his diary on the morning of August 29 1776 before he hadn't knew anything about the Americans leaving he said I can't see a foot in front of me if the Americans are gonna go if I was the Americans I I'd leave now we can't see anybody not thinking they would ever do it by the time the fog rolled in by the time the fog rolled rolled out 7:45 a.m. the entire army the entire army every single one of his soldiers besides three that it stayed behind to plunder and raid and Rafe and take and sell goods were gone across the river up to Harlem and then they went all the way back track all the way to New Jersey through Pennsylvania and the fight continued and and that's how the Battle of Brooklyn was lost but our independence was actually one because we're [ __ ] italian-american kids and we fight to the end and we fight to the end and Jesus Christ fought to the end and that's why Paulie gasps he's got pictures of Jesus Christ all over his [ __ ] garage cause he's an Italian kid and I guaran-fucking-tee you and he's a piece according to our fans yeah he's a good-looking kid if that battle was falling any other borough and any other in any other state Jesus wouldn't give him that far but because it was Brooklyn and he knew he had to save it cuz John Travolta would be doing movies there one day he had to save it do it so so that's we definitely covered that fog before an hour all right yeah but what I said was more interesting we got facts that was that good Mike it was real good no it was really told the story good yeah you told the story real good and I didn't know that you bait that's a very interesting fact that America was basically formed as sort of a marketing campaign to rally that's all it was yeah we know there was no intention when you those kids were screwed in kids George Washington Ben Franklin absolutely Hancock those kids were screwed in kids yeah we talked about and you know what we talk about like you know the president cuz we're all my mother home today cuz she watched my daughter listen and she told me that she's voting for Trump 2020 she told me she just she told me Chris she says honestly she said I just closed my eyes and I moved my hand to the right and that's how I vote me she goes I didn't want to vote for Trump and I just push that I just go to the right and that's what I do say that I've been doing that ever that's what I do every election really just go to the right because she doesn't because she doesn't believe in abortion right and all right right right right cash she's like I don't believe I don't agree I'd she's like I think Trump's an idiot it's like but I my hand goes right and then I just go down one right so it's just she's a Republican lady that's just what it is it's just what it is so yeah I mean nobody likes abortion but it you can't make it illegal that's yeah and that's where the left mess is up to by saying like I'm Pro it's like stop celebrating it's not a great thing no matter what I know but it's like it's just not your business to legislate it it's not your business it's like I got illegal that's what I think well I think what are you gonna do it all these babies but but the reason why I bring it up is because we were talking about she was like maybe the Catholic Church is against abortion because unwanted kid is is what they fought it's one and you can't mess with somebody supplies Legion of skanks or history I ain't it was a big trouble on Legion I know but that was a solid joke yeah so the reason why I'm bringing it up a lot of people gonna be pissed but it was a solid joke the reason why I'm bringing this up is because we were talking about she was asking me who I want to vote for it and I say I don't trust any of these camps with who I trust and I said I don't trust anybody running for president all because it's it's absolute power and they have massive [ __ ] egos that's why I George Washington was our only president to not be elected he was not elected by the people he was put forward by Congress and he did not want the power he wanted according to the book it to be a chamber for he wanted for people to run the country so nobody had absolute power he didn't even want Congress and such an archaic form of checks and bound that's what he wanted just for choose for and we'll all balance each other out and you know of course he became the first president and commander chief and all that because he wasn't that bright of a kid he wants it and Joey wasn't I could have a general yeah he made a lot of mistakes yeah I mean he's just one of those kids I mean his his presidency was actually kind of like a marketing thing yeah okay let's rally everyone just the way they rallied the colonialists against British you know him being president was like rallying the country as one he was such a war hero yeah because he was kind of a little FMB he was the life he was a little effort be to say hey you know let's just that's a very Brooklyn thing to do it while you're in Brooklyn tow yeah after the battle Brooklyn and everything turns out we lost that bow but then we ended up winning the war that would be something my guy from Brooklyn would say yeah he would say a lot of what they need to go you know what just give me through three guys you know I need these three guys yeah three other guys and we can run this whole [ __ ] thing what do you want yeah we'll run a thing for guys we'll check each other out we'll help each other out you wanna know another little interesting thing I learned yes thank you Chris that it's not exactly it but the way that Revolutionary War soldiers probably sounded is close throughout the whole country is closer to what they sound like still today in Boston the Boston accent is the closest to what they think how people spelled words and little things that they have like you know sigh until mark God you know that would have been that they were like let's get you to water can you imagine being alive and having that accent all around you cuz that actually you know when I when I went down in Providence I had to [ __ ] hear that the whole [ __ ] time yeah like have you been here before yeah are you [ __ ] nervous yeah they're a little harsher a little hot a little [ __ ] ash so is there anything you want to answer that you'll know that though how did you came up with all in 1770s no but how did people know that that was the accent probably huh the Boston accents how everyone talked they were saying because you know uh people who like study like writing and I don't know how they came up with your little Frank's it means yourself yeah I'm so you know what I would get behind you for the presidency yeah yeah you know I get behind you a tall drink of water like yourself put your I put you on a stamp I bit up my ass a little blown out yeah let's Mona but you know I do a medium a tight shot here's the thing I'd rather vote for you for president because you just look like you got you got things going on you you don't look like your life is a calamity then vote for me because when you look at me I just look like a four-eyed pipsqueak yeah yeah yeah you look like a hotshot Democratic candidate if it's kind of [ __ ] I look like I'm handing out pamphlets for bado in San Antonio little did I know I don't know if you knew but Mike emoji told me like Texas is no different than like a lot of the places where the urban areas are mostly liberal and then the places outside of that are are mostly conservative right Mike yep so like San Antonio the city is actually votes pretty liberal cuz you know when you live outside of Texas you probably you think that the whole state of Texas just like votes Republican but it's not true right right you just guys skew right because there's more people still living in the country uh yeah when you show the maps after the elections the main cities are always blue and everything else is red yeah which way do you go you got blue your blue kid Isis your blue kid oh yeah blue kid yeah Chrissy where do you go I go I I was blue for most of my life but now I am two feet in the red I think unfortunately I think there's a lot of blue kids who are starting Oh more red yeah I mean because that case is a lot of like I had an argument with Twitter on Twitter with someone today and I wasn't even arguing I was I just wanted to get involved in a conversation she was going trans women are women and I'm going like why can't trans women just be trans women why can't that be a beautiful thing yeah just trans women or trans women and their that's a great thing there's nothing wrong like why are you trying to for I go if trans women are women then what are women exactly and then they go they're women then they go so does that mean women or trans women - because if women or if trans women or women that women should be transmitted it's like what why what's this madness why are you forcing us to lie why right if I if I came up with a trans woman and my parents were like so when can we expect a baby and I say and then I go well you know she is a woman but you know it's like come on man no exactly that's what happens now with articles about health where it's about women having to get like things checked out and then a trans advocate is like well this is really hard for trans women because we don't have those like I mean that not for you then yeah that that's really like we're starting to play with what reality is yeah like that you're starting to say like hey you're trying to tell me blue is yellow and like you can't keep we can't do that anymore I know things are really comfortable and science is allowing people to transition a bit but you can't like you can't go that route you can't be offended by actual definitions like you can be a woman and a biological woman but if you don't biologically born a woman and you are 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in the field yeah he's not a toot now you screw it in I got your dick talk back what are you doing where do you live now cuz Northern California way up there as far away from the wall as possible every time now if you needed to crack open wide and Yoli could crack open one and you had to gun your head is it Mike emoji face or sac Isis oh definitely Mike yeah like that and then we said that what our first live show if he doesn't get laughs we're gonna squeeze him in totally farts what do you need for lunch 1:30 oh that's right yeah well if you need some ideas go to nutrition made fun yeah cuz you're you're a little F&B I told you is northern careful of California yeah cuz yeah the episode just is [ __ ] wild my family wants to disown me I could always live with you right Derek what do you [ __ ] doing you're breathing heavy like Mike emoji face I think it's hilarious co-workers here new yeah what do you tell your co-workers about us or you don't think they'd like it no service Wow thank 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__ ] the original colonies yeah you're a [ __ ] down South Pole you're gonna like our episode today now what's going on do you have a girlfriend you get cracked up by guys dude I'm gonna do I'm [ __ ] wife and two kids I [ __ ] bone flute they're dead Wow so cuz the fact that you pay for our patreon probably upsets your wife I probably [ __ ] pull your daddy and take all her money screw des kids funny it's good I'd do it from his name wink d shrink what's been your favorite moment of the podcast just a bad sir one [ __ ] poppy Johnny [ __ ] with you a little bit like that in the background you doing still parties in the Bible oh [ __ ] oh my god oh yeah yeah now if you had to crack open mic emoji faces that guy says which one would you crack open gun your head you got to crack open one well I'm here you do too and I feel like uh [ __ ] Isis one judge me because I'm [ __ ] with it if so we can both take our stars awesome not be self-conscious that our hairy chests and surf the cool yeah you guys you guys could start a fire together with yeah a lot of friction will go on it be like like steel wool or a battery yeah don't throw batteries in hey brother what do you do for work cuz I'm hanging out the hula be landscaping why well we told you before no you're calling before this creep on you've now my crispity peers if I drop one in the now my guess you seen it you definitely didn't read it cuz he got better to go along I know he he pretended read and he just hearted it that's what happens yeah harder yeah so you're a landscape it kid are you are you are you Mexican kid no I don't [ __ ] wait wait yeah cuz well we really appreciate your [ __ ] service man I mean you're one of the legends yeah you're a legend are you know I do it I do put a kid I do for the kid yeah absolutely what part of Virginia you living with the park they call it you get you two back are you yeah who you voting for in 2020 I like that kid okay that's our pockets do we don't take sides we're just funny yeah but if you do decide if you do find yourself at the voting booth in 20 play just make sure your hand goes right like that like six or his Trump point poison but the thing is he serious because he's abortion Grisman here's the last generated class in his high school and he over get Bitterman right here yeah yeah well you should I mean start yet when you when you start in Virginia I mean you know what do you want what do you want a per time limit yeah we are with these fake we'll call you we'll call you you know how it goes maybe we'll call you next month maybe call you next year maybe we'll call you in a few minutes cuz we'll forgot we just talk to you that's true well you know get that you're right come down there is all [ __ ] choice and history get punya yeah open yeah alright later good out of Virginia sitting that kids lap his dad's racist yeah it's what it is yeah I mean whose dad who's from Virginia isn't gonna be a racist it's just what it is yeah actually Virginia's very progressive when you go down there you see a lot of interracial couples it's very we were in Virginia we was beautiful down never West Virginia remember how gorgeous that place was the sound is never what you should be slurry cushion again and get some shows yeah I already did and he told me he's on a two-year cycle I mean I you know I mean I think what we're doing you a favor what do you hopin I just [ __ ] give you a [ __ ] atomic wedgie with your khakis and how about I step on your [ __ ] throat and just give me the microphone yeah we just may have to do another one yeah he said we're a two-year cycle I didn't even respond I'm going like arrow and come on man yeah I mean me and Chris are coming down we're not coming paying us [ __ ] enough you can cancel chips coding for the week I mean I mean it's it's crazy this is Joey we got a situation with your grandmother D'Souza yeah I'm gonna be yeah but you're gonna start I'll start okay your call has been forwarded so I'll be you yeah and then we're also gonna do a full episode like that okay well you make fun of me I do we have to do an episode today can we just I want to leave and get some food yeah I do tell I hope do we have to do it today well we're behind right we have to do these calls you just have to do the the bonus bonus the bonus yeah you wanna do a bonus on specifically we do the bonus on if we don't do our phone if we do it on the phones we don't do it now Mike emoji face kid make sure Isis puts them up so okay maybe we'll do a bonus on um maybe we could do a boner just talk like I'm owed you the whole time yeah well we'll give you a bonus up for the hop-on hop-off vo yes hello hang with ya hey hey has gone it's the hyenas how you dog's Chrissy Chrissy cackles yay what's up baby what do you do yeah this is this is Yanis Papa's heart yeah it's Papa so I struggle I think I'm gay were you spinning the wheel there in Vegas yeah oh yeah Molly pipe I was spinning the wheel and I went raw doggy a little too much who's this this is what's his name Scot Bella city [ __ ] Scott Belle's daddy how you doing Scott a sauce monkey yeah where do you live I'm doing good I'm doing good when I'm out here in Santa Cruz California yeah a lot of California kid a lot of town SoCal yeah now what are you doing right now you talk back what are you doing yeah you getting ready to surf yeah yeah you know just gonna get down the water don't get any by shortcut door yeah it's sharp sharks out there in Santa Cruz by the water yeah I gotta stay away from them cuz what's the best place to get a burrito in Santa Cruz oh there's talker ears everywhere here but uh down down the street there's taqueria of Santa Cruz they got a couple locations that's the best place to get a burrito what's been your favorite moment of the podcast so far I think I think the episode when when Ben attea first started yeah that was that was probably one of the better ones in terms of wild but uh yeah and yeah and it's be honest the one with Christian Palani that wasn't great yeah also New Year's the New Year's episode was pretty frickin wild neither one of us from em I don't even remember what that was question do you think we did an episode on the Battle of Brooklyn already do you remember I was talking about that in the Revolutionary why doll remember okay no all right all right so because we think we may have just done the same episode twice we might to happen if you didn't do it again if you had if you had to get Isis uh back to where he comes from and you had to get Mikey emoji back over the wall what creative ways would you get him out yeah Oh Isis back to the Middle East you know yeah yeah I don't want to send Mikey by a trebuchet yeah yeah all right cool I like that yeah yeah now how do we get yeah how'd we get Isis back yeah a box good night whose back is a good one Molly by airplane by airplane we could just tell Isis we could just tell Isis that we set up a meeting with them with a record producer in the Middle East and just get about there yeah get right back to the sandbox well thanks so much for your support cuz you're gonna crack anything open tonight Oh what are you doing play that again you're gonna crack anything open you're gonna crack open the girls me and yachts been cracked it open some bruise in my apartment and that mean you honest you yeah you the woman yeah you know yeah you know I might have to move some vegetables and see if I can spin the wheel a little bit good for you yeah all right cuz it was yeah thank you for your support thank you for everybody we'll call you again we're gonna start doing full phone call episodes okay all right see you later yeah that's the trebuchet yeah that's what he wants to throw yeah wants to throw you over that way that's a good question yeah we could ask them create if they can get creative all right nobody's ever gonna come up with a better way to get Isis out then you just did yeah tell me this is Mel woodwork yeah I mean it was a record producer out and it's a box yeah right this is it yeah we've got a meeting with the record producer and it's yeah interesting you gotta wear sandals and go yeah you got a word sales to go and it's just in a camp in Syria yeah so cuz the fans love steel pipe Chrissy that's it there's a theme that like they just love when you go wild everyone most of the people always say their favorite moments are always steel pipe Chrissy although hey what's going on it's the history hyenas yawn ascoobis and Chrissy chlamydia yeah cause what where are you from I'm originally from Delaware Wow good state nobody cares about it yeah that's why I [ __ ] left I'm going to move to Arizona with all the [ __ ] man yeah so are you smoking Joe Biden kid cuz he's from God that good sure we're not yeah 2020 is your hands gonna go a little to the right fellow we're gonna left yeah good choice good choice cuz what are you doing Arizona not working construction just enjoying life and trying to get through this [ __ ] Heat yo cuz it's like a 120 this is ridiculous and with the rain the humidity is just nasty yeah it's [ __ ] brutal what you guys are doing but I already got that winner but you know would are you always gotta walk around with water make sure you're hiding water I'll rush you're gonna pass out on stage in Providence it's just what it is ya gonna hear all about this episode now cuz I heard about that yeah baby yeah I'm good man I'm good I'm back up and running we talked about it you'll hear all about on the last episode and funny enough Chris also has had a few moments rizal so passed out so when we come down to Arizona and do a show you're gonna have to stand behind us with a net it's what it is what's been your formula or the potty Watty huh what's been your favorite moment of the potty want ease so far yeah yeah you know you could tell the real fans know the episode know the episodes ya know if you had it now if you had to crack open mic emoji face or Zach Isis which would you do how and why yeah I'll definitely be Mike emoji face and I would have them [ __ ] ride me because I'm kind of another emoji faces I could get him to mate you want to see his face right answer that's a good one guy yeah cuz what's your ethnicity I'm a white kid Y now what would you do what would you rather do would you rather be forced to listen to another episode with Christian Polanco or throw an announcer uniform and walk through a Jewish neighborhood people did the mass are dead people did not like the soccer episode yeah yeah all right watch what it is just make sure you you stay cool out there make sure you hydrated drink water yeah all your friends about hyenas and and thank you for your service for being a nod to and guess what we're gonna call you again we're gonna start doing all phone call episodes one extra all phone call episodes of month so you'll hear from us again sometime in the future if Chris is a pseudonym jail open on student jail and and we've opened up one more patron 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Channel: History Hyenas

Views: 44,592

Rating: 4.8817968 out of 5

Keywords: Chris Distefano, chris Distefano comedy, Yannis Pappas, Chris Distefano Podcast, History Hyenas, Mike Suarez, YKWD, bayridge boys, fighter and the kid, chris delia, theo von, this past weekend, joe rogan, joe rogan experience, jre, bryan callen, joey diaz, bert kreischer, tom segura, shane gillis, ladder 14, andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, podcast, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, history, american revolution, 1776, brooklyn

Id: pcON-y45qC0

Length: 107min 10sec (6430 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 21 2019