Airplane Girl

what is that mr. shirt like it used to be bigger on me but think because I'm getting so muscular these days that it's like extra medium yeah it's fine I go on a record real quick airplane girl you know who you are you have officially ruined my traveling experience and I travel a lot these days for gaming so some of you guys know about the airplane girl video that was previously up this is the remix now miss jump right to it okay so airplane girl is very interesting story a few years ago I'm flying from Barbados back to Orlando by myself and Barbados at the time was having a lot of construction done to its airport so you had about ten flights for one gate so as I start walking to my gate I think to myself where's the prettiest girl in here I'm gonna go sit next to her because I'm here like an hour early I'm gonna go sit somewhere in the vicinity of a pretty girl so you guys always hear me say oh this girl look good i'ma let you be the judge this time okay since this is the remix we got pictures now okay here we go this is airplane girl just assume I see as I'm walking through the terminal I look up and I see this girl so yeah okay if I'm looking for a hot question is sitting next to that is a no-brainer this is yeah this girl was really good-looking so I was thinking to myself what are the odds me just randomly thinking where's the prettiest girl in here right in front of me there was this girl that was walking up to so I stood out and the chairs were in an elf formation so you have a row of chairs here and a row of chairs here these chairs are facing this way and these chairs are facing that way so I come and sit on the very end chair and she's sitting here and she's sitting there playing with her phone and she looks very very unhappy so by the time I sit down I realize like I mean that's gonna maybe try to talk to this girl but she looks really ticked off at something I don't know so I sit down reach in my pocket take out my brand new iPod video now I'm talking I ordered this iPod video the day it came out it was the black one so I said the iPod down next to me put in my headphones reach into my bag pull out my massage book this actually the very book that I reached into my bag and pulled out right here oh my aunt's personal masseuse at the time she worked at Bally's she was a personal trainer there she didn't want to spend $300 a week so she made me learn how to do it I don't walk around with massage book pulling it out at airports hoping some innocent unsuspecting girl will fall into my lap even though technically that's what happened so I'm listening to my ipod for about 10 minutes and then the instant I take one earphone out I hear her say is that the new video ipod before she can get the word pawn out of her mouth I like right next to ours like yes if this is the video iPod check out the quality look at the finish you see the steel finish isn't it marvelous so I'm like look at the video quality on this thing and I'm showing her a video and she's like me takes it and gives it back to me I'm just like oh my girl to ask about it and then when I show her seemed suddenly uninterested mm-hmm so now I'm sitting next to him we're just talking and she's like so where are you flying back to it I'm like well I'm flying back to Orlando but my connecting flight stops off in Miami and she's like oh I'm flying in Miami I think we had the same flight I'm like whoa how coincidental she was like I hate this place okay there's flies everywhere disgusting guys kept hitting on me mosquitos keep biting me I cannot wait you know what I was supposed to be here for another day but I called my agency and I was like get me the heck out of here I'm coming home now I'm like agency you're a model she's like yeah so then she turns me and she's like listen I need you to do me a huge favor okay so here's what's gonna happen I'm gonna get on that plane if you're on the same flight as me I need you to sit with me is that okay I mean I have no problem sitting next to you but what if the flight is full take oh no trust me whoever is sitting next to me I'll make a move I need you to sit next to me because some disgusting is gonna end up sitting next to me that's what's gonna happen I promise you so they call our flight and we both get up and we're in this long ridiculously long line she's writing friendly we get up to the gate she hands them her boarding pass they scan it she walks on I hand to my boarding pass and there's one skinny guy off to the side with oversize security clothes stuff silac excuse me sir I need to randomly starts you and I'm just like on an island where it's 90% black people I'm still the guy who gets randomly searched how is this possible so we both get on the plane she walks ahead finds her seat and goes in if she has a window seat no I'm looking at my ticket and I'm two rows behind her to the left so the way I was sitting the chairs are like this that my eye is just see over it I'm looking at the back of her head she's talking about I'm looking at me if she's looking at the door looking back at me door me door me so the door closes and she stands up he's like okay there's nobody else here come on let's go it's her at the window and I come in sit right next to the airplane girl this is so borderline awkward because the entire plane is pulled like I'm looking around every seat is taken but your row is completely empty anytime you're flying back into the states you have to fill out custom papers so the stewardess watch my hands me and her custom papers and I'm signing my stuff and she looks down at it and she's like that's not your birthday I'm like July 10th yes my birthday she's like no it's not I'm like yeah they take out my wallet sure my ID she's like that's my birthday that can't be your birthday when she says that I'm just like okay you're a liar there is no humanly possible way that we have the same birthday so she takes out her passport shows it to me guess what it says July 10 at this point me thinking back on the coincidences okay you know just randomly starts talking to this girl we happen to be on the same flight now the person I'm sitting next to on this full plane has an empty room and we have the same birthday coincidence maybe but maybe not too many coincidences going on right now so the flights starting to go on and we're chit-chatting and then she finally says so do you a girlfriend I'm like no no girlfriend you got a boyfriend she's like no no boyfriend so I explained what happened with my last girlfriend and she like oh my god that's what happened to me and she asked me so I have a question um what was that magazine you reading back at the gate and like oh my massage magazine tip oh that's crazy I thought you were looking at porn no I'm not looking at porn in a public Airport is that the kind of guy you would want to force the sit next to you on the airplane she's like oh no I mean you know after talking to me you seem like a sweet guy so that's why I'm asking because it didn't seem like you were the kind of guy to look at porn in public so she's like oh so you know how to give really good massages I want a massage I can't give you a massage here we're on a plane I mean trying to give you a massage right now is like and then now jack came up with off the top of my head was is like trying to play full court basketball five-on-five in a one-room shack and she's like I love doing that I love playing five-on-five basketball and as she's saying that she takes off her sweater and she has this open back top off I don't think you guys have seen the tops like the girls wear to the club they look very South Beach ish where it's like a butterfly or something really big design on the front and it's just two little strings that go around the back that is what this girl had on and she takes up her spirit oh I love playing basketball at a one-room shack and I'm looking at this girl and in my head I see the top I see a lot of flesh back is open and this is perfect for massaging coincidentally and I'm thinking what are the odds out of the blue random this is just too much for my brain to consume I can't digest all of this so a part of me is like dude you are an idiot if you pass up this opportunity right now okay so she's sitting here and I'm sitting here I'm just like I don't know maybe you could I mean cuz you can't lay down up against that window and I massage your back so maybe usually like put your head on my lap and I could massage you that way she's like okay and she bundles up her sweater puts it on my lap and then puts her face down in my lap and I start to massage her and now it looks like she's not wearing a towel at this point because of the way she's laying and in that very instant the stewardess walks by and this is her walking - it looks now she's like ooh and keeps on walking now I see her like I look up and see her and I really can't explain like hey she's not topless in my lap I'm just I didn't was like I I didn't say any of that I just let her walk by let her think whatever it is this you want to think but the guy that's one row ahead of us stopped her reaction and turns around and then he sees us and this dude just started staring I'm talking cold hard locked stare just like and I'm trying to stare back to let him know I do you know you're over there but you're invading my personal bubble right now but this dude was just like he's diagonal from us looking back dude is not flinching me sitting her head laughs naked back hands all over so the guy ahead of me sees the guy turned around his theory and then he starts looking so I look up now I'm between the crack of the two chairs ahead of me I just see this so now he's staring at us and this guy staring at us and I'm just like how do I find myself in these positions like Safari I'm not gonna hold back on this girl like I'm gonna give her a good massage you know I'm talking all this big talk and walk around massage books I'm gonna show him the business so I'm getting our give aside if she has headphones in okay so she's ascent to her iPod and then she starts making these sounds and you know because he had her headphones in she really didn't hear herself making these sounds but I think some of the people around us did I love my life so alamos logic I'm just thinking to myself is this real like am I really here is this really happening like is all this real like a model to fall asleep for about 30 minutes but she sits up and then it gets even better because this girl actually has a brain in her head because you know I know the the stigma is models they're dumb we start talking about religion we start talking about all kind of stuff just like social topics in and we started my all kind of stuff so she's like so you've only been with one girl like I figure a guy like you had just been sleeping around them all over the place I mean cuz you know you're kind of cute I'm like actually you know I wanna I've had a girlfriend but we didn't sleep together cuz you're not doing the whole Christian thing wait until marriage and she's like wow you are so much hotter right now I don't really I didn't really know what to say at the time so we just continued on the conversation so she pulls out her itinerary she's like I only have 15 minutes to get to the plane before it takes off than the connecting flight to go to LA so if I miss this flight I gotta stay in Miami and I need you to stay with me I'll get a hotel room I'll pay for it and everything you gotta pay for anything I got it covered and that's when it hit me and I was like okay that's it I see it I see we go to this room in Miami there's gonna be five guys there waiting for me with masks on and they're gonna jump me and take my wallet and maybe steal my identity I guess our conversation about religion might have put you at ease but people just aren't that trusting these days so a little bit on guard from that point on to our flight lands and this girl books he's like grab your stuff let's go so we get to her place she stops it she's like okay I made it little part of me was like hug this girl just hug but I just stuck on my hand when we shook hands I got the email I got the aim I got all that so a few months later I upload an airplane girl part one and airplane girl part two and she actually has a boyfriend at this time and the boyfriend sees airplane girl part one and two and guess what he does he breaks up with her all over that over a video people this is the extended remix part because none of this was in the first one because this all happened after the first one came out and this was actually all happening because the first one came out so current boyfriend of airplane girl if you somehow see this don't go tripping out like her last boyfriend did because it is throw it belts here all right so this all happened in the past is past stories I know because you're hearing it now it seems like it's current me and our friend religious 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Length: 14min 22sec (862 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 05 2009