A virgin tries to get laid before an unstoppable asteroid ends the world. | The Goodnight Show

welcome to the evening update at channel 4 sit back and relax here are tonight's top stories now we can confirm for you that the last attempts by the international community to destroy the asteroid have failed the Soviets attempts to break this down have failed we can confirm that the United States has now failed to break apart this crumb encrusted dingleberry that just flow out of captain I mean looks great tonight sweetie so in your last hours surround yourself with someone you love so this is it one is nothing don't like her we're not lying withholding information right Fred Fred I mean seriously what are we doing here Sam what are you doing my cooking wine mom I love you more than you know but there's something that I have to do Fred try to make it over before it's too late son time wise that is try to make by seeing me hi Josie when I heard you on the phone today I was head alone for something to say [Music] Samuel hey Bella what are you doing I'd like to have an account of the trajectory of the asteroid and its effect on the atmosphere for posterity cool care to join uh I got isn't space such a beautiful thing crazy to think it's about to kill us yeah anyways are you picking our flowers with the world ending I just figured you wouldn't really need him plus there's a party I see I guess I was hoping any other time I would I get it totally joined you last night alive got a go with a bang plus I'm sure Jessica will be there right maybe I don't know probably your virgin aren't you it's okay if you are lots of people are virgins I why aren't you doing something more fun this is fun what about your parents what about them why aren't you spending time with them they're in Spain they won't be back in time I'm really sorry Bella have fun at your party you can come with me I'm fine here okay [Music] [Music] you know what's really good [Music] I just go to the gym for you so I can get bid and protect you keep you safe I got a tape full in the pond yet religion what the hell Jessica since the world's ending so I'm just gonna give it to you straight I have feelings for you ever since the second grade I just you're so groovy and beautiful and if the world's gonna end then I want to spend it with you no no Samuel look if we're being straightforward you creep me out you creep all of us out all of us did you should just go it's really embarrassing dude a wagon to a port your freaks Einstein Bella watch how tough die what are you doing chest kicking somebody's ass [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] I appreciate you keeping the company tonight here at the station signing off for the last time and it's all night Austin here's al stay Hayley mercy of the moon [Music] [Music] it's not at nights this fateful evening be sure to go out back and get our Idaho wings you know what they say when you're in Idaho for a final show of the night we have Tatiana performing in her final dance ever you should be somewhere else [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Bella I'm sorry I'm really sorry I thought that there was something at that party that was missing I punched Jessica in the face and I think I killed chad kaswell my glasses are at a strip club and I don't know what you could possibly be writing down and a rambling you're rambling and I'm an idiot you're an idiot and we're all gonna die we're all gonna die I'm gonna go home I'm really sorry Samuel punch Jessica in the face hurt my hands I can hurt I was thinking I could probably get a better view up on the hilltop want to go so how does it feel to die a virgin it's not so bad anymore I just wish we had more time [Music] I'm sorry you I think we're all idiots in our own way thinking that all of this how we present ourselves what we do who we do actually matters it has to you know it has to matter or how else do you choose somebody to to what to die with [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Omeleto

Views: 1,528,004

Rating: 4.8999252 out of 5

Keywords: the goodnight show, sci-fi short film, omeleto

Id: rVu4C9sqnyk

Length: 15min 59sec (959 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 05 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/datius]

Totally enjoyed the score and cinematography. Great short.

[u/lazer-eyes]

Great sound design and mix too

[u/kendra_sunderland_]

Nice one

[u/dangerouseyes_]

I liked the dialogue and my favorite thing was the cinematography