A man is forced to dig his own grave in the desert. But the ground is hard. | Dig Your Own Grave

[Music] [ __ ] you there we go buddy get the [ __ ] out of the car come on get up please dig your own [ __ ] grave [Music] ah [ __ ] man i think we're in like kind of a rocky area put your foot on the shovel part and do the jump thing yeah i know how to dig the [ __ ] to do it oh [ __ ] ow [ __ ] yeah keep going isn't the right kind of shovel for digging there's different shovels i mean do you have any work gloves or anything that's like a huge job yeah i got something for you hey come on what the [ __ ] what why what that's it what no more stalling i'm not stalling now your hands won't slip start digging well that wasn't the problem okay i'm going as fast as i can just this is gonna take all day at a minimum what are you talking about how long do you think i don't know like 15 minutes no even in soft dirt digging a grave is a crazy thing to ask of one person what about gravediggers nowadays they do it with heavy machinery but in mob movies they they dig the grave and they edit all that out or montage through it digging's the most boring part oh man i don't even think about that [ __ ] i mean i don't mean to tell you how to do your job or anything but did you not do any research check the ground in this area first are you okay yeah i'm just coming down from the adrenaline it's cool it's it's me we're kind of sick you throw up from adrenaline i just did so are you are you sure you're okay just back the [ __ ] up back the [ __ ] up you get back to digging okay i told him to try to dig harder yeah they do it with the backhoe now remember marky he had one at his funeral yeah marky with the lazy eye you i'm not making excuses i'm not making yes sir yes sir yes i'm a piece of [ __ ] i'm a dead man tomorrow yes sir i'll get it done oh get it done i'll i'll get it done sir yes bye bye bye bye [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] god damn dude that guy sounds like a dick no talking well i swear i'm busting ass so hey actually do you mind if i take a quick piss can you hold it until i'm dead i mean i guess but my bladder is super full and when i tie that's going everywhere probably my pants shoes shirt it's gonna be a piss explosion man you're gonna be touching all that i'm just looking out for you fine fine fine don't [ __ ] yeah take a piss i don't give a [ __ ] thank you i'm not gonna take your dick out [ __ ] oh my god i've been holding that all day in the trunk surprised you don't have to go you know i used to have a boss like that real turd just makes everyone around him feel inadequate just to build himself up it's all projection you know you can't take that [ __ ] personally he's an unhappy guy and he's just he's taking that out on you what do you owe you don't know no well it started as 20k but that was a while ago since then it's ballooned to around a million because of you know compound interest yeah compound interest is a [ __ ] tell me about it what do you do i'm a guidance counselor middle school and a gambling addict come in all shapes and sizes damn a meal on a teacher's salary that was never gonna happen no it's criminal what they pay you guys thanks it is i'm dan by the way reggie nothing i ever did was good enough all i wanted was to hear my dad say that he wanted me as a son that he liked me that he liked me but i've been trying to prove how tough a guy can be ever since trying to prove yourself to a dead man who never gave you [ __ ] never gave me [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] a [ __ ] guy every thought of mine is so cliche man hey no listen we just got to remind ourselves that we are not our parents you know we're our own people we choose our own path said the gambling addict to the hit man thank you for letting me get all this off my chest oh come on please of course [ __ ] man i haven't cried in like a decade yeah i cry like once a week no [ __ ] it's been a bad couple of years you don't deserve this man well i better get back to work what am i doing hey hey stop digging we choose our own path what you're over here digging around all sad it's not right it's not right wait reggie are you are you saying yeah i think we can work something out holy sh [ __ ] oh my god reggie thank you can i hug you you want to you know yeah going all right all right any last words i thought you were letting me go no no letting you go no no no i was gonna shoot you and then i was gonna do the digging that's like a friendly gesture are you [ __ ] insane no i mean i know it's a lot of work for one guy to do but i mean i figured like i'll just do it and if my boss gives me [ __ ] i'll tell him to go [ __ ] himself i wasn't objecting to digging a [ __ ] hole by yourself reggie i was objecting to dying you dumb [ __ ] oh i could see how i wasn't being very clear oh oh [ __ ] oh what i think i had an artery i'm really bleeding here man reggie oh man no no no no no oh what the [ __ ] man oh you're imagining my neck oh [ __ ] will you keep hitting me with the [ __ ] shovel man i'm trying to put pressure on the moon i'm trying to help you solve it hands or stop it bro take my hair hey hey hey it's so cold out here is that possible don't look at me reggie look at me stay here stab me reggie hey dick you're my best [Music] i need you to get my gun come here i need you to promise me that you'll go and you'll get my gun and you'll shoot yourself in the head with it [ __ ] richard oh [ __ ] you [Music] so much foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Omeleto

Views: 1,209,170

Rating: 4.9424176 out of 5

Keywords: dig your own grave, comedy short film, omeleto

Id: hrtf5AR5e-Y

Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 11 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/mathrock_manatee]

Get Detective Popcorn on this case, pronto!

[u/bouldered]

I see Henry Zebrowski and I upvote.

[u/ertgbnm]

Omleto has some of the best video shorts, but they are terrible at naming videos.

[u/HailYurii]

Hail Him!

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[u/Sevnfold]

Maybe I'm dumb but I dont get the ending.

He was about to drive away and thought "oh, I should bury him". Or is there more to it?

[u/Lukiyano]

Oh that was actually pretty good.

[u/mobyliving]

'hey should we make the color in this real and natural'

'absolutely not'

[u/Smad3]

I don't have time for a quibi right now