3 friends go clay shooting in a remote area of Scotland. Then everything goes wrong. | The Lost Scot

[Music] so [Music] i hate how much he's loving this he's not the only one [ __ ] off you are i am anything's better than being in the office isn't it i like the fresh air this is [ __ ] no it's not [ __ ] yes it is [ __ ] it was a terrible idea to come here for a holiday what was wrong with mauritius well it's too far away for a long weekend and unlike you were not all made of money so how many times insurance is a [ __ ] industry [ __ ] off i would if i could you are even more miserable to be around than usual i wonder why has everything with izzy ah she left said work was turning me into a miserable [ __ ] but that's nothing new is it oh you're up trying not to embarrass us yep okay it was a good one thank you it's fun this isn't it [ __ ] off remember the shoot word is going you know what it is don't worry i'm a natural oh [ __ ] hell types oh no no no no that was an accident but [ __ ] it's [ __ ] freezing guys so is he dead or what oh probably no he's not not yet but we need to get into a hospital now oh um that is vile oh there is no service [ __ ] signal this [ __ ] hello i have left my phone behind hello yes yeah hi um we need help my mates shot us scott what the [ __ ] what yeah where are we again banker banker for some reason we're in banker hello [ __ ] scotland oh for [ __ ] sake what are we gonna do now into the buggy we'll get him back to the lodge and we can call for help come on yes yes oh i'll take the gun take it go ahead sir thank you hugo that's so [ __ ] helpful okay i'll drive absolutely give him the keys does anyone know the way back [Music] this isn't right hello hello hello it's abandoned no one's here we really are in the middle of [ __ ] nowhere have you got any signal nothing hugo how many times do i have to tell you it's our battery okay all right chill out stop telling me to chill out i refuse to chill the [ __ ] out guys can you can't do this now just reel it in sorry who died and made you chief grow up that was for choice for words well give me some of that [Music] how are we going to explain this all to angus tell her the truth get him inside i'll ambulance oh wait where is he i don't know where is he i don't know he was right there if he was well where is he [Applause] [Applause] we're we're [ __ ] back we have to find him what we have to find him double back we can't just do nothing yes we'll drive back to where we came he can't come off come on hurry up [ __ ] that look at that what do you mean [ __ ] that just get them in the morning if you see how [ __ ] dark it is are you mad we can't just leave them out there you boys are back late supper's ready i'll bring it to the table coming coming what the [ __ ] are you talking about i don't know i'm just improvising we'll just drive away now yes we can no we can't be suspicious because i'm [ __ ] starving you are unbelievable no i'm not i'm knackered i'm cold as [ __ ] and i'm in need of food you're just a miserable [ __ ] [ __ ] my fault my fault okay shoot go inside distractedness me and ben don't thank gordon oh [ __ ] where are the others uh they went to the pub the pub uh yeah yeah to celebrate it's their first successful shooting experience glad to hear it went well did uh gordon go with them he's meant to be feeding the pheasants uh yeah he did he's um he's not one to turn down a drink so hey especially after a shoot okay i'll just give him a rain oh oh why don't you um join me for dinner i mean they're gonna be gone for hours and you know let's not let the food go to waste why not so uh tell me how long have you been living here then in the middle of [ __ ] noah just gonna only i don't know never so you're his descendant i am wow it's uncanny very funny now look at me look at me yeah you got the same dimples not a nine inch penis okay oops let's go [Music] that is good what is that ah it's from a local distillery you may have heard of it it's called the famous grouse no [ __ ] so uh have you ever been down south well to london hi a few times i'm not a big fan though it's very hostile there everybody's always in a rush and it's quite dangerous dangerous nah maybe like brixton or croydon places that chelsea boys like yourself would never go to no instead i end up here in bangkok you're terrible oh that that must be the boys yeah i'll prepare them a drink so did you find him explain explain why shoot me and leave me for dead no no we did no no we didn't leave you we you just fell off the buggy see we've actually been looking for you really [ __ ] hard of hearing gordon what what come on let's just bring down the gun because toby ben will be back soon and they can testify to everything i'll get to let you [ __ ] up soon enough carson what did you do this is between me and this bastard let's get the [ __ ] out of here just gonna go [Music] you

Channel: Omeleto

Views: 292,673

Keywords: the lost scot, comedy short film, omeleto

Id: 1EGzSA71yvg

Length: 14min 35sec (875 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 03 2020