2 kids hatch a plan to buy their first pack of cigarettes. | Shiney

microphones microphones like i said it's the end zone can you please [Music] [ __ ] what did you just say nothing you're a little cow [Music] hey [Music] you still grounded yeah are you still coming out though yeah of course hold on whatever go need need got go go guess what what my cousin got five shinies in one pack the other day so he didn't stop lying he did ask my mum then and give me a boat what quick give me a bee what is my gold shiny oh looking envious because his friends is just freaks [Music] oh you're a [ __ ] dwarf mate you're a [Music] [ __ ] [Music] how much money we got well i got five of my man for real yeah he's got three out of 16 my math test said you were the brainy one didn't i how much you want nothing got another detention so my won't give me none why writing sick lyrics in my maths book miss kicked right off cause she's a [ __ ] running around a ratio [Music] 11 wait here [Music] 10 hmb gold mate out kaylee now okay oh fart ah anti-christ oh mate get off some [ __ ] no piss off all this crap nice cash perfect excuse me good sir please my purchase 10 of your finest [ __ ] henneman barnaby gold and how old are you mike good sir i'm 16 16. wow that's a very impressive mustache for the 16 year old idea magnum who whatever id now i must have left my wallet at work in my office oh right and where do you work at the mago sir at the city council bank you're a lunatic no id no thanks understood sorry to have bothered you bother me bother me you're ever coming in asking me for that again what are you two and i'll get the fbi on you and you'll do a long long time in prison do you hear me now face off [Music] and we're in i know hairy mary my name's tina get us some [ __ ] hey how about no i'll tell you mummy little [ __ ] and you shouldn't be hanging around with her she's not even that hairy piss off she looks like hagrid oh wow this is crap anyway do you want to play my xbox don't be such a baby we've got to get the [ __ ] who cares what do you mean who cares you're just like everyone else you're such a freak hang on he's 16. yo ellis get us some [ __ ] mate no way my mum would kill me if i got caught she won't know it's illegal i don't be caught by the police buying cigarettes for miners i'll stop bullying you i'll even stop telling people that you think of miss haskins in the science club you tell people i fingered miss haskins in the science cupboard uh no not even in our class i haven't figured anybody free jid how about i give you this [Applause] [Music] one again okay cigarettes please let me guess hmb right uh yeah um gold no why i'm 16. yeah and i've got a hot date with linda lucadi tonight who oh never mind i'm just small for my age you got any did id bags outside put you up to this who no wait here it's i'm watching you and i'll have your ass your little shitty face for them now piss off oh please here you go and look yeah wicked come on uh what do you think you're doing my shiny [ __ ] off college boy [Music] go park bench yeah [Music] you're doing it wrong noob we ain't even got a lighter do you reckon you should have gave ellis shiny nah because you did promise him [ __ ] him he's a keener we'll have them laters youts come on let's go you okay [Music] so what do you want come on spit it out i'm sorry this is yours [Music] sup sup good evening [Music] freak [Music] [ __ ] i'm ready it's on action see me in my devilish ways and know who i am got a new sense of confidence it's all in my hands my future's bright you know you can't follow my plans any queen trying to steal my scene i got some truth to announce what you're just one goal what do you want to like free for stick to your ones and twos you'll get clocked with a transition locked in a dungeon think of the sun you lose believe i could be soulless wanna [ __ ] with me it's not jobs lift you up real high no drugs my team are in and i breathe to when you might feel this thing with my needles in but don't be fooled this venom if your homie is cool but i tell them she was only small but she went you're in the dark that's how it goes gucci and fendi bridges offend me no need to envy just empty your clothes [Laughter]

Channel: Omeleto

Views: 1,565,471

Rating: 4.8138523 out of 5

Keywords: shiney, comedy short film, omeleto

Id: iTdc_6Mm2r0

Length: 15min 8sec (908 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021