4 Horror Movies Even Scarier Than You Realized - YBOC (Get Out, Invisible Man)

this video is sponsored by nordvpn head over to nordvpn.com yboc to get 68 off a two-year plan in a month free also it just really helps the show [Music] hey there nerds thanks for stopping by to visit little dr jordan brady norris they call me in here juice hole because i'm really good at sneaking juice boxes from the cafeteria uh things have been a little rough let's talk about the good times and how we're back with another episode of your brain on crack the show best described as heavily penal and the only show on crack where zombies are bad but actually humans are the real monsters you know it makes you think huh anyway [Music] you're here for a reason so today i will non-legally diagnose [Music] great horror movies successfully establish the rules of their scary little universes and then stick to them it's important audiences know what happens if a character gets zombie blood in their eyes or accidentally gives a gremlin a boner after midnight otherwise there's no real tension sex in it follows becomes a terrifying prospect because it clearly explains sexual intercourse results in getting boned to death by larry bird here are a few movies and shows that never clearly explain what i have to do to get boned to death by larry bird [Music] probably get out's most shocking reveal is that even white people who voted for obama can be racist another big one is the revelation that chris's girlfriend rose only dated him so her family could hypnotically trap his mind and auction his body off to wealthy brain rapists i mean for comparison that'd make rose like my third worst girlfriend it's terrible ah she's so she's a [ __ ] she's a she's a genius we learn of rose's intentions when chris discovers a stack of photographs of her with all the black people she'd previously seduced including her parents servants who were apparently banged into submission no no no no no no no no no given that rose dated chris for five months before taking him to meet her parents and considering that she appears to have dated well over a dozen people before chris rose apparently started ben fatalling random black people when she was at best a teenager she's like the merrell streep of brain transplant crime oh my god rose honey potting african americans one at a time doesn't sound super efficient but what else can she do she's got to get those people to her parents house somehow and it's not like she could just abduct people on the street i mean if that's how dating worked we would all be dating with your frame and your genetic makeup no [ __ ] [ __ ] around you'd be a [ __ ] beast except that's exactly what she can do oh that tsa tingles this motherfucker's life andre was literally grabbed while wandering around an upscale suburban neighborhood presumably looking for an olive garden rose's brother jeremy lacks his sister's bubbly charm and perfect breasts so he apparently just knocks out black pedestrians and stuffs them into the trunk of his car and here's the thing it's not like jeremy's methods are any less successful than roses clearly andre was hypnotized brains transplanted and sold with no real issues jeremy achieved in a single night which took rose at least to five full months and jeremy also maintains his virginity so yes jeremy's method is actually significantly safer presumably rose is constantly meeting people like rod who eventually wonders where the hell their friends go all of a sudden it wouldn't take long for police to realize that anybody who dates this girl goes missing or even worse abandons all their old friends and family for the company of old rich white people we've become such homebodies yes yes new brain chris could maybe have met up with rod and the old white man living in his head could have been like hell nah dawg we are gucci but surely the fact that this new chris would remember nothing about rod or their relationship with cue rod something was wrong now multiply that level of concern by however many people rose met in the extended social circles of everybody she literally sexed senseless and honestly bashing people with lacrosse sticks really feels like the best option it's all about this [Music] for a show focused so heavily on depression suicide and drug abuse the haunting of hill house actually manages to end on a relatively upbeat note i mean they don't like adopt an entire litter of kittens or anything but luke is safe from an overdose and mr and mrs crane are able to spend the rest of eternity together with their daughter nell in the hill house since people who die there can hang around hang around get it get it the house's magical afterlife extending properties are why the original caretakers begged mr crane not to burn it down if he did they'd lose their dead little girl forever it's also why they ensure the caretaker wife dies inside the house ultimately becoming reborn as a ghost mom to her ghost daughter i mean it's a whole house full of happy dead families but the implication here is that if any of the surviving crane siblings wish to spend eternity with their dad mom sister or i guess the caretakers they're gonna need to make sure that they don't die anywhere except for the house itself if luke overdoses on fire sauce in a taco bell bathroom or steven crashes while wrangling a beefy five-layer burrito in the taco bell drive-through that's it they're out of the family for all eternity ensuring you die at some random house in the massachusetts woods is a pretty tricky commitment to base the rest of your life on we've already assigned the bedroom so no fighting over the bedrooms but okay so they all managed to haul their wheezing dying asses to uh expire in the house's foyer will their new life really be that great nell has literally haunted herself for over 25 years ever since moving into the hill house nell experienced nightmares and visitations from what she calls the bent neck lady which is actually just nail herself but still suffering the effects of her brutal suicide in the show's final scenes depict mr crane mrs crane and nell is pretty healthy considering they're all you know dead but we know that in reality nell will be occasionally forced to wander around excruciating agony with her freaky broken neck since time is like a flat circle in this world and even if her neck magically heals because of familial love or her being at peace now or whatever would you want to live at home with your parents for literally forever it won't be long until she's trying to chuck herself out a window you don't get it you're the ghost you are dad also this isn't like a huge thing but steven does remember a clock fixer guy in the house when he was a kid but mr crane says that they never hired a clock fixer so the man steven saw had to be a ghost but of course this now raises the question how in the world did the clock guy die did he just come to the house one day to fix the clock and accidentally trip and fall did the owners kill him for being fixing clocks we're told that clock fixers are incredibly rare so wouldn't him dine at the hill house have been a big deal to the surrounding community or at least the international clock fixing association is he going to be invited into one of the two families living there is this gonna turn into a non-stop you know freaky sex thing when are we gonna get another season of this show [Music] oh well that's good now you could argue that glass isn't a horror movie but i encounter with james mcavoy eating the kraken we're taking those home eating people you know actually because the movie stars bruce willis that automatically makes it die hard colon insane asylum which also makes it a christmas movie so i think i'm kind of lost to the point of what's supposed to be happening but uh that's kind of like glass so uh boom [ __ ] first name mister last name the movie ends on something of a bittersweet no because yes bruce willis drowns in literally two inches of water which is about the least bruce willis way you can die and yes the super villain mr glass essentially wins but all class wanted to do is prove the existence of superheroes of the world i mean that's been his whole gig since unbreakable the way he goes about it is kind of in the way that blowing up a train full of innocent people is kind of but he's not trying to become super rich or nuke the moon he just believes superheroes are real and he wants people to believe in their super selves or whatever i don't know about these other guys but we are like a superhero so the final scene has bruce willis kid and mr glass's mom and also anja taylor joy sitting at a train station waiting for the footage to drop that reveals the existence of superheroes the implication being that once people realize their superpowers are possible they'll realize that they have super powers and a new age of supers will be ushered in and that's great and all but the other part of mr glass's ideology is the belief that if there exists an extreme version of something there must also be its opposite for example weak ass glass bones versus strong ass bruce willis bones this theory is ultimately confirmed by sarah paulson's character who says that this sort of thing happens all the time so it's not just kindly old ladies who learn they have powers but also all the people eating super villains looking solely at the dynamic between one such fair glass and bruce willis it's clear the result was a massive net loss mr glass killed literally thousands of people in huge accidents resulting in millions of dollars in damage and bruce willis saved like five people keep in mind too that all the people who previously thought they were superheroes are currently confined to literal insane asylums thanks to the sneaky clover organization if mr glass hadn't proved otherwise bruce willis himself would have thought he was going insane the first people to believe that they have superpowers will also be literally insane and use their powers to gain their freedom at a minimum lawyers across the country will want to relitigate all of these wrongfully jailed super people either way they're getting out and they're probably going to mess them up and or eat some you know that cheerleaders band stuff is some of it's okay but drake drake's my new main man [Music] at the end of invisible man we not only learn how cecilia's ex-boyfriend adrian managed to become not visible but also i realized it was written and directed by the same guy that did upgrade and holy [ __ ] man the movie slaps before she can watch logan marshall green detachedly dispatch dudes in peace cecilia needs to deal with how the police assume adrian was a victim controlled by his [ __ ] mother instead of the truth which is basically the exact opposite i'd kick his ass otherwise the gaslighting will continue and she'll live with the constant nagging feeling that adrian is always somehow in the room with her watching as uh logan marshall green just rips ass with that fight choreography that he claims is loosely based on zenyatta from overwatch cecilia decides to light a little gas lantern of her own and pretend that she likes adrian again she heads over to his house for dinner excuses herself dons her own invisibility suit and goes straight stem on his ass or i mean i guess like technically his neck and the movie seems to believe that'll be the end of that i mean it's the perfect retribution and a perfect crime hooray for untraceable murder you know what i think we need have a little girls night eat some cake except her murder methods are exactly the same as the ones adrian uses in the restaurant earlier at this point presumably every cop on the planet knows the specifics of the insane story of the dude who invented a functioning invisibility suit and used it to pen throat slicing murders on people without magic suits i mean the police are aware that cecilia believes adrian is guilty and that she remains terrified of them and sure the actual murder kind of seemed self-inflicted but it was caught on camera and it looked pretty damn sketchy there's security camera video of it james her cop friend sees the suit in her bag like right after the murder and even if he keeps it quiet for now once other players get a hold of the footage how long will he continue to lie there are dozens of reasons why cecilia would want to kill adrian and almost none why he'd want to commit awkward shaky suicide moments after confessing his love and sharing what appeared to be an intimate moment with cecilia and again i can't stress this enough the entire world just learned about fully functioning invisibility suits like three weeks ago they know what to look for and it's not just upgrade for rent on amazon prime and no blumhouse did not sponsor this episode but if you're listening mr blum can you sponsor an episode just write a blum check it could be haunted i don't even just a little scary check it's easy you just have to think as hard as you can think about 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anyway be sure to see warden jeffries on your way out and maybe ask about getting me some more juices a little apple juice for some of the boys give me some juice [Music] you

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Length: 15min 38sec (938 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 30 2020