15 Most Savage Celebrity Burns (ft. Ricky Gervais)

right um last one last one come on guys our next presenter starred in netflix's bird box a movie where people survive by acting like they don't see a thing sort of like working for harvey weinstein you did it you i didn't you did it to begin i just want to congratulate harvey i'd like to thank harvey weinstein harvey weinstein harvey weinstein harvey weinstein harvey and bob weinstein harvey weinstein and then harvey weinstein harvey weinstein harvey and bob weinstein thank you harvey weinstein i want to thank harvey and bob weinstein my agent kevin euvain and god harvey weinstein i love this next presenter he's so cool um [Music] he's the star of iron man two girls and a guy wonder boys sorry these porn films what kiss kiss bang bang bow finger really yeah up the academy come on he has done all those films but many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the betty ford clinic and los angeles county jail please welcome robert downey jr [Applause] [Music] [Applause] aside from the fact uh that has been hugely mean-spirited with mildly sinister undertones i say the vibe of the show is pretty good so far wouldn't you the world got to see james corden as a fat [ __ ] he was also in the movie cats but no one saw that um and the reviews are shocking i saw one that said this is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs right but dame judi dench defended the film saying it was the role she was born to play because she i can't do this next because she loves nothing better than plonking herself down on the carpet lifting her leg and licking her [Applause] furball verbal she's old school um it's the last time who cares but as i say i'm going to be nice tonight i've changed not as much as bruce jenner obviously now caitlyn jenner of course what a year she's had she became a role model for trans people everywhere showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes she didn't do a lot for women drivers but i've changed not as much as bruce jenner obviously now caitlyn jenner of course what a year she's had she became a role model for trans people everywhere showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes she didn't do a lot for women drivers but you can't have everything also not nominated i love you philip morris um jim jim carrey and euro mcgregor two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay so the complete opposite of some famous scientologist then um probably is the star of the hilarious comedy the martian i nearly died right he's also the only person who ben affleck hasn't been unfaithful to please welcome matt damon [Applause] thank you um what can i say about our next two presenters the first is an actor producer writer and director whose movies have grossed over three and a half billion dollars at the box office he's won two academy awards and three golden globes for his powerful and varied performances starring in such films as philadelphia forrest gump castaway apollo 13 and saving private ryan the other is tim allen [Music] you know like like many of you we recall back when ricky gervais was a slightly chubby but very kind comedian yeah neither of which is he now it is an honor to be here um in a room full of what i consider to be the most important people on the planet actors they're just they're just better than ordinary people aren't they that's no they're we all know that um imagine a world without actors oh god it doesn't matter think about imagine if they ever went on strike oh what would we do you couldn't replace them you couldn't replace them with any other profession lawyers or doctors can you imagine a real surgeon doing what hugh laurie does in house it would be pathetic he'd be all over the place we don't know where do i stand how's my american accent what's my lines you know hugh with the aid of coaches i can eventually learn his lines while saving lives he's a genius how could you replace kiefer sutherland in 24 i'd love to see a real anti-terrorist agent trying to fuse a bomb in a busy train station in one hour some of those scenes by the way where kefir grabs on and beats him to a pulp they weren't even in the script the director just said keep rolling we're working into them but actors aren't just loved here in hollywood they are loved the world over because they're recognizable you can be anywhere you could be in the third world okay and you get a glimpse of a hollywood star and it makes you feel better okay you could be a little a little child a little asian child with no possessions and no money but you get a you see a picture of angelina jolie and you think mummy [Applause] thank you let's get on with it before nbc replaced me with jay leno um no one cares about movies anymore no one goes to cinema no one really watches network tv everyone's watching netflix this show should just be me coming out going well done netflix you win everything good night but no no we gotta drag it out for three hours you could binge watch the entire first season of afterlife instead of watching this show that that's a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife dies of cancer and it's still more fun than this okay spoiler alert um season two is on the way so in the end he obviously didn't kill himself just like jeffrey epstein shut up i know he's your friend but i don't care our next presenter is the queen of pop not you elton sit down this is she's all woman i'll give you some clues she's always vogue she's a material girl and she's just like a virgin please welcome madonna [Music] [Applause] if i'm still just like a virgin ricky then why don't you come over here and do something about it [Applause] i haven't kissed a girl in a few years on tv don't be so shy just tell me what you like [Music] with a morning show a superb drama yeah a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing made by a company that runs sweatshops in china so well you say you woke but the companies you work for i mean unbelievable apple amazon disney if isis started a streaming service you'd call your agent wouldn't you so if you do win an award tonight pl don't use it as a platform to make a political speech right you're in no position to lecture the public about anything you know nothing about the real world most of you spent less time in school than greta thundberg so if you win right come up accept your little award thank you agent and your god so it's already three hours long there were a lot of big films that didn't get nominated this year nothing for sex in the city too um no i was sure the golden globe for special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster um what the excellent spotlight has been nominated yeah the uh the catholic church are furious about the film as it exposes the fact that five percent of all their priests have repeatedly molested children and been allowed to continue to work without punishment roman polanski called it the best date movie ever the irishman was amazing it was amazing um that it was my face it was great long but amazing um it wasn't the only epic movie once upon a time in hollywood nearly three hours long leonardo dicaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him even prince andrew is like come on leo mate you know you're nearly 50 son um you probably know me as the creator of the office no you don't do you you think steve corral did it all oh he's brilliant isn't he steve corral he's amazing as the bumbling office manager where does he get his ideas from let's pay let's pay him hundreds of millions of dollars and put him in every movie if you can't be bothered to go to the cinema to see steve in action then um just watch him every thursday here on nbc [Applause]

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Id: Fjaqz2ZNrqk

Length: 12min 26sec (746 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 02 2021