Ricky Gervais....67th Annual Golden Globes

live from the starfield international ballroom of the Beverly Hilton Hotel welcome to the 67th annual Golden Globe Awards and now please welcome your host for the evening ladies and gentlemen Ricky Gervais hello hello and welcome to the 67th annual Golden Globe Awards live from Los Angeles I'm Ricky Gervais and thank you you you probably know me as the creator of the office no you don't do you you think Steve Carell did it all oh he's brilliant isn't he Steve Carell he's amazing as the bumbling office manager where does he get his ideas from let's play let's pay hundreds of millions of dollars and put them in every movie if you can't be bothered to go to the cinema to see Steve in action then just watching might be Thursday here on NBC or if you think that particular version of the show is jump the shark a little bit it's what some of the forums are saying then um watch the original Fridays on Adult Swim or get the box set that's still available so one just-just-just twelve episodes in a special quality not quantity that's what that's what counts I so go and get that and I will be making the most of this opportunity I'm not used to these sort of viewing figures let's face it Knorr NBC so on a serious note just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that's been done this year by cosmetic surgeons you all look great I'm a little bit of work done about cheek implants they've put them there which is annoying and I uh I've had a penis reduction just got the one now that's enough and and it is very tiny so my hands so well I'm holding it looks pretty big and let's face it I usually am holding it I wish I was doing that now instead of this to be honest for this it is an honor to be here in a room full of what I consider to be the most important people on the planet hat letters they're just they're just better than ordinary people aren't they that's know that what we all know that imagine a world without actors oh god it doesn't bear thinking about imagine if I ever went on strike Oh what would we do couldn't replace him you couldn't replace him with any other profession lawyers or doctors can you imagine a real surgeon doing what Hugh Laurie does in house it would be pathetic it'd be all over the place we go where do I stand how's my American accent well what's my lines you know Hugh with the aid of coaches that can eventually learn his lines while saving lives he's a genius how could you replace Kiefer Sutherland in 24 I'd love to see a real anti-terrorist agent try and defuse a bomb in a busy train station in one hour some of those scenes by the way where Kiefer grabs on and beat them to a pulp they weren't even in the script the director just said keep rolling we're working to them but actors aren't just loved here in Hollywood they are loved the world over because they're recognizable you can be anyone you could be in the third world okay and you'll get a glimpse of a Hollywood star and it makes you feel better okay you could be a little a little child a little asian child with no possessions and no money but you get a you see a picture of Angelina Jolie and you think mummy Oh thank you let's get on with it before NBC replaced me with Jay Leno please welcome one of the stars of nine Nicole Kidman well it's going well isn't it we've had we've seen some worthy winners and some not so worthy ones less but no I'm not gonna mention him now I might I'll be doing that on my blog at Ricky Gervais he's calm I've had thousands of emails over the past few days saying yoy was the invention of lying not nominated I don't know I just don't know maybe the DVD women award that's out Tuesday at Walmart so gone by that and one thing that can't be bought is a golden bow officially I'm not gonna do this again anyway but if you were to buy one the mantasy would be philip back to to introduce him although I already have that seems rather pointless but she's here now ladies and gentlemen from Desperate Housewives Felicity Huffman the serious bit now the Golden Globes is shown all over the world it is oblivious to color or creed it doesn't just celebrate talent it celebrates difference it crushes prejudice and stereotype one stereotype I hate is that all Irishmen are just drunk sweary hellraisers please welcome Colin Farrell um this next category is a bit of a downer to be honest it's for writing we all know writers get way too much credit in Hollywood and that's due to the generosity of actors sometimes mentioning them Jane but what would writers do without actors I don't want to keep going on about actors but they're the most important ones okay it's not the words you say it's how good you look when you're saying them that everyone knows that and that the great thing about actors is they want to keep moving forward they're chameleons ever-changing and leaving the past behind please welcome Rachel our friends and that bloke from 300 hello calm down calm down we're on the home straight the next presenter is an award-winning actress with special powers in Die Another Day she used her powers of seduction to win over James Bond in x-men she used her powers to control the elements in Catwoman she used the power of being able to wash herself all over and she's the poor for behind the ear it's brilliant please welcome the very clean Halle Berry how you doing right it is um about a couple I'm not gonna lie to you now listen up I haven't offended anyone I didn't mean it's not my fault it's a lot of powerful people here so if I said it's honestly I like a drink as much as the next man unless the next man is Mel Gibson the next presenter is not only one of Hollywood's best actors he's also one of the coolest men in the world I'm got a bad word to say about him mostly because he's got arms as big as my legs please welcome the amazing Mickey Rourke well and that's it I've we've got about eight seconds so thank you so much well done to all the winners and if I could have one wish it would be peace on earth no can I change that I want everyone to watch the Ricky Gervais show on HBO the start for 19th of February good night

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Views: 4,288,957

Rating: 4.8106165 out of 5

Keywords: Ricky Gervais (Celebrity), Golden Globe Awards (Award), Comedy (Theater Genre), The Office (TV Program), David Brent (Fictional Character), The Ricky Gervais Show (TV Program), Host, Emcee, NBC (Production Company), The Beverly Hilton (Accommodation)

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Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2015

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