Ricky Gervais being a savage for 10 minutes straight

if you not drive at all but do you know how well i've seen people do it i don't know but you know what you don't have no okay you can't drink and drive so what's the point [Applause] once upon a time in hollywood nearly three hours long leonardo dicaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him so you're you'll be pleased to know this is the last time i'm hosting these awards so i don't care anymore um i'm joking i never did um on a serious note just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that's been done this year by cosmetic surgeons the next presenter is an award-winning actress with special powers in dying of the day she used her powers of seduction to win over james bond in x-men she used her powers to control the elements in catwoman she used the power of being able to wash herself all over and this is the poor for behind the ear it's brilliant please welcome the very clean halle berry all female remakes are the big thing there's a female remake of ghostbusters there's going to be a female remake of ocean's eleven and this is brilliant for the studios because they get guaranteed box office results and they don't have to spend too much money on the cast so [Applause] shut up i don't care our next presenter is an actress who is both beautiful and talented born in england she came to america and has taken hollywood by storm the star of the nominated movie the danish girl please it's a dude eddie redmayne [Applause] i love this next presenter he's so cool um he's the star of iron man two girls and a guy wonder boys sorry these porn films what kiss kiss bang bang bow finger really yeah up the academy come on he has done all those films but many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the betty ford clinic and los angeles county jail please welcome robert downey jr chocolate bar it's a delicacy in sweden um how aren't foreign so how would you advertise it how would you sit there and munch if it's a swedish advert it would be a really weird one wouldn't it it would be something like do you play the bloop you like soups don't you yeah yeah okay so it's a flavored bouillon coke flavour excellent oh god snap it out the great taste of god and and now that you're older has it has occurred to you again have you given any more thought to god and whether he might be real uh yeah i think about it every day yeah yeah he's not [Applause] oh you look so calm i know i had some of your heroine [Laughter] i was wondering where he put that oh oh look it's a ginger frankenstein i i you're 65 this thursday that's correct yes you can't use this till thursday this is official i got you a bus pass and senior citizens [Applause] no they they asked me a lot all the time in the press why don't you have children which is a really odd question to ask them and why don't you have children yeah as opposed to asking people why do you have children it's like we are now we're on tbs right i've never i've never heard of that yeah no it's it's a growing concern it's really in in 30 years we're going to be watching what number on the dialogue well if it depends uh what medium you're using directv would be uh 247. 247 247. who finds it they used to say that my nan said that for about 20 years she used to say oh i won't see christmas right yeah she was right eventually yeah well the last the last one eventually yes yeah what what constitutes the world of ricky gervais when you say world tour well i think in america we have the world series but it's just us fighting exactly and same as mr universe always comes from earth um so it's a fix yeah you look pumped buffed and cut you i mean you are ready to go thank you when did this happen for god's sakes um it's been a gradual process yeah well what is your goal about 50 years uh-huh started off really small yeah and uh what's better with your voice i've got a sore throat that's that's it how long have you had the sore throat just a couple of days see now i had a sore throat and uh around the holidays if we're out or something i i sort of like lag behind and get jane by herself with no no and i take a picture of her and i tweet jane with all her friends yeah so this is awesome so like imagine so so here's one you tweeted of jane jane thinking about making new friends look at those crows but does she not know you're doing it where is he where is he she sees the tweet if this jane thought she'd made a new friend but it was just a shadow the next one just found this photo of jane when she was little [Laughter] jane is looking so happy because her new friend hasn't walked away yet ricky gervais couldn't be here tonight so instead we're going to give this to our friend steve carell [Applause] look at his stupid face have you even been to see ghost town yet i sat there evan almighty give me my emmy give me my enemy i'll come down there give me it i'll tickle you i don't care i've got nothing to lose here i'm a nobody here where is it yes you are yes you are yes you are give me it give me the enemy give me the emmy give me the enemy give me it thank you right good that's settled uh these are the nominees for directing for a variety music or comedy program [Applause] our next presenters are two of the funniest people in america she stole the show on saturday night live then went on to create write and start her own show 30 rock he was a job in actor career not going that well if i'm being totally honest who who got his big break when i cast him in a remake of a show that i created called the office he's now leaving that show and killing a cash cow for both of us please welcome the wonderful tina fey and the ungrateful steve carell [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i never knew you were this weird [Music] in a nice way yeah yeah yeah but town in minnesota has cancelled plans to change the name of a street called stoner avenue it's a weird street and instead of saying stop all the signs say chill bro sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry um yeah you're not you're still you're not giving them you know they come out they've parked their cars they've got babies that they haven't paid why would you that'd be mental but but if i was you i'd be going thank you so much these people and giving them you know i mean yeah i'm not doing that it was shoddy it was um i mean you know you did you didn't write it and that's but do it like but do it like it's your do it like you were clever enough to come up with this joke yourself [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Comedy Gaff

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Id: -QwtKBC6iQY

Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 09 2022