10 Pushups Everytime I Lose

one two three four five six seven eight nine ten those are full-on push-ups maybe i should get a second camera and set it up oh i haven't played this one before oh i have oh god oh come on what the [ __ ] is that i'm fine you know i learned a lot about stoicism and how to deal with my anger all right this is where you separate the weak from the strong oh my god people are pushing me all over the place i hate it oh god i'm hitting beans bro am i through that has to be through oh wait there's more up yeah [ __ ] jelly bean come on man oh my god i [ __ ] suck all right warm-up games warm-up games i still made it oh god i'm playing terribly and i still made it just about look at all those losers oh i'm terrible at this though mouse on screen can everyone tell jack his mouse is on screen god are people so good at this how are people so good at this i don't like it oh god oh god oh god big plays big plays big moves these guys are moving fast now bro why did i decide to do this snack pack straw snack pack straw oh get out of here yes stinky smooth brainers i just had an icy from uh taco bell earlier it was pretty good but none of you have any friends in real life that's why you're stuck playing fall guys oh my god it's lagging like crazy five four three two oh what ding ding qualification you guys better all be complimenting me in the chat while i'm not looking go lights go like hey get out of here yeah yeah yeah oh i shouldn't be here man no why are you guys losing the kick off oh dudes dudes oh i am i'm not beating goals i don't be here i don't be in goals i don't want to be there hacking bots what are you guys doing what is that why is that what are they doing sure i missed a couple but what are those guys doing all right push-up time i guess i need to show a way of me actually doing them so you guys will believe that i'm actually doing them oh you guys can see back here one two three four five six seven eight nine ten push-ups are easy bro you guys do push-ups with me whenever i lose [ __ ] oh my god that pink is ready to pop i'm on it bro oh my god 24 people are through already jeepers i almost didn't make it nah man no push-ups this time i got it am i being a bit more cam than usual i told you i changed man this is video games man it's all fun stink let's come over the tail i can smell it thank you [Music] right at the end i knew it i knew it oh how much did we lose by i didn't get to see it was right at the end i knew i should have stuck to my strategy oh are you dumb stupid or dumb one two three four five six content seven eight nine trillion okay i'm mad at my word that astro do not [ __ ] objectify me okay orange is not the way to go we need to just attack reds but we're not a concerted effort let go of me all right it's over bro it's over it's over our team doesn't know what to do and neither do i we have one make that two never mind okay one two three four five six seven eight the most frustrating part about this game is being able to hit each other yikes oh the slime rises that's why it's called slime climb [Music] okay i'm warm as all hell right now okay seesaws again just give me the nice obstacle courses i like them oh god oh we're all dead we are all dead thank you game for just giving me the best time does anybody else just hate all the modes but really enjoy the wins is that just me oh god oh god oh god save me bro save me bro thank you bro apparently i'm a guy that says bro a lot no no there's a chance there's a chance there's a chance there's a chance there's a chance shoot me down but i won't fall i am tight [Applause] all right team don't jump just focus push the ball just push okay okay now go left left stop blocking me left okay he's one shot one shot okay we're behind red orange are already through because there's no one down there blocking their [ __ ] ball and we lost cool cool epic [ __ ] dope what is happening blue team what what are you doing i swear every every team game why did i do that it's too warm for this [ __ ] okay i don't actually think i really need to avoid the balls i don't need to avoid them i could just go stop blocking my balls [ __ ] i win can i have a friend to help me remember okay grapes bananas watermelon orange grapes bananas watermelon orange grapes bananas watermelon orange grapes bananas what's it gonna be grapes bananas watermelon orange grapes bananas bananas i don't know why i picked this one out of all of them there's bananas bee i was on bananas and i still went over here but this is the one that i remembered i'm bad at this i'm bad at this one can everyone just fall immediately it's okay it's called fall guys guys just fall already come on come on hey boy nice nice those other players are weeping right now look at that what happens if it's a draw do you just keep going into overtime oh thank god better people than i am playing this game i am doing nothing i'm a liability chad i deserve that i worked so hard do you play league of legends do i look cringe oh god okay no positive frame of mind i'm in front i'm gonna win go little green man go i'm even the color that i should be all right here we go here we go okay okay thank you thank you making it through making it through there you go oh yes [ __ ] i thought that was gonna launch me get back here you curtained ware and [ __ ] yes hey what the hell even hit me oh lord [ __ ] all right ggs it was fun white at last to chat no i got so close though dude i can be ninja oh [ __ ] yeah tyler blevins has never lost anything in his life because he can't stop thinking about portals in alternate dimensions [ __ ] yeah one two three five five six seven eight nine wait can you see which doors are good and which aren't nope oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh this is bad all over again okay here we go here we go i'm making it through boys making it through i can still do this i can i did nine push-ups well they were slower sorry you can't count bro what the [ __ ] bro i [ __ ] hate egg scramble i hate egg scramble what is that how does everyone always seem to be faster than me nope he missed it oh [ __ ] i can't win that one i got it boys don't even worry about it [ __ ] okay worry about it worry about it uh-oh uh-oh no no no more goals for you no [ __ ] i honestly thought that they couldn't get it back dicks overtime oh god my titties what's going in boys it's going in stop grabbing me or i will grab you by the taint what's happening to the music oh no i set them up let's see who's gonna win what's the last mode that they're gonna play all right welcome ladies and gentlemen we have the final round coming up we have fall guy four seven nine five followed closely by fall guy one 1947 that's the year he was born he may be an old man but he's able to get in there all the same fall guy 1-103 doesn't know what he's going on he's just running around in his underwear but fall guy 1056 is the one that we are watching who has the tail he's got some dramatic energy here coming through he's going up onto the whirly gig oh bad moves bad moves oh and he dodges it he's out and about everybody's chasing him everybody wants that tail not talking about catching that kind of tale here folks we are respectable people here in the operation oh an underpants man takes it but slowly taken back by fall guy 1056 and then followed closely by fall guy 47 95 but it's bouncing around like a marble inside a dance hall underpants man is back and he's got the tail and there's only a minute left a minute and 10 seconds 10 seconds i can't talk anymore because the energy in here is electric oh taken by pigeon man slowly followed by the gumdrop man he's coming through he looks like a pewdiepie [ __ ] texture right here but the tail is chasing the tail is going and the pigeon has the tail right now there's two types of tails you can take here folks going around he went the wrong way around the early gig and that's gonna [ __ ] him in the ass real quick but underpants man is back he's really giving a go for it here every time you look at underpants man you don't have a high standards because you forgot to get dressed this morning but it just makes it more aerodynamic here folks you think the pigeon will be more aerodynamic just fly after him dumbass all right underpants man still has it we are coming into the last 30 seconds here of tail grab if you want to get this win you're gonna have to go after that ass and take it fast 20 seconds left here folks it seems like underpants man is really going to be our winner here today fall guy 1103 that's not the year he was born but it is part of his birth date nonetheless 13 seconds here left to go coming close down into 10 nasa doing the countdown here in houston oh and he takes a fumble but he gets back up onto his feet running around like a drunk irishman five four three two one and he looks like underpants man [ __ ] loses what a [ __ ] jump holy [ __ ] ninja boy steals it at the last second i have never seen an upset like that back to you in the studio there folks well it was a tough game here guys we saw that a couple of guys went in and a couple of guys came out but only one guy went home with the trophy it looked like a close game but the guy who started off with the tail went home with the tail all right i guess i got to do 10 push-ups stop swearing [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] ass dicks cut [ __ ] balls [ __ ] leading the charge leading to charge i've never been hit by balls in this mode i don't know if you can be if you go on the side i've heard that you can't but i don't believe people on the internet first place let's look at all those names look at all those fall guys see because a bunch of you had to put racist and awful [ __ ] in your names and now none of us can have our names anymore thanks guys thanks for ruining it for everybody oh god oh god let me out let me out of this [ __ ] rotating hell oh god can i make it oh god is that enough oh just big balls the biggest balls around they're about to come in and ruin my day come on guys fall off already i don't want to be one of them i don't want to lose is this the face of a man who wants to lose no it's not oh two more two more two more two more two more come on come on come on come on come on come on hot dog man you want wanna fall i know you [Laughter] i knew it i knew it i knew i was gonna do it one two three four five six seven eight i don't even sweat much and i'm sweating like a [ __ ] in here i'm through the mint chocolate midnight man is through oh my god you guys hitting me midair kind of cringe not going to lie oh oh oh oh i knew that would happen why did i jump don't suck okay there's never been a gamer like me don't you all dare jump on this now don't you don't you [ __ ] dare oh my god oh my god i am through i am through i did it the evil has been vanquished egg scramble oh put my nuts in a blender you're gonna love my nuts watch this one finger four five six those who grab ass come last [Music] all right i do more push-up now are you ready okay here i go [ __ ] i hit my [ __ ] on my chair six seven eight nine gamer okay eight remain i hate this mode i should just stay still i'm a liability in this mode i'm not a legend hell yeah okay thank god thank god my team are good all right big game this could be it this could be the win here we go i am ready are you ready chad we're gonna win this one what's it to be egg scramble give me the falling platforms oh god oh god it's me oh no god i'm so nervous i'm so nervous go go run [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] ah god this mode sucks just like whoever grabs it last wins [ __ ] it should be whoever has the tail for the most length of time wins because you can just camp in one corner and then when somebody comes right at the end you can just grab it from them god damn it you win some never you lose some a lot but at the end of the day it's all video games so whoever won that one well done i would have been very happy if that happened to me so i can't knock him for it we need to go with this one two three four five six seven eight nine three eleven four thirteen [Music] six [Music] [Music] 49. you

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Id: nKsA-zB27Ck

Length: 19min 17sec (1157 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 15 2020