Ice Cube, Kevin Hart And Conan Help A Student Driver CONAN

hey everybody meet one of my staff members Diana Chang hey Diana hey you're getting your driver's license mm-hmm I thought cuz I like to help my staff members I'd take you out give you some of my pointers cuz I've been driving for a long time I got my license when I was 16 and that was well how old do you think I am like 50 50 something what you are right that's not the point you look you look like you're in you're at most 40s I want you to do is look to camera and say it's plausible plausible that I'm in my early 30s if plausible that Conan is in his early 30s see IM it that's me so that's my break right yeah I cool huh I have my own break really fun yeah they tell you you should use both hands at all times yes see I think that's not necessary my opinion yeah makes it hard to text makes it hard to make see your hands I'm trying to ever is it 10 and 2 they're supposed to be on um actually since airbags came out we learned that you want to drive with the lower no one told me that well you might have learned driving before airbags came out this time will you just let that guy pass you and so now it's like your is pitch so you've got to be like no not your [ __ ] you're my [ __ ] and then you accelerate and cut him off okay go faster pass him I'm trying no yo out the window you're my [ __ ] go yo yo you're my [ __ ] and you whispered it doing the right thing here you're letting people cross I think these couple right here is milking it you know I cuz you people take their time cross st lower your window so the next time you pass someone they can hear you when you say you're my [ __ ] okay okay go you're my [ __ ] that was saturday there was an older asian couple that you yell did you feel bad doing that okay and just glared in the window at trouble okay look now they're coming up they just passed you you just got schooled by a sienna minivan you're doing great Diana but we're gonna up the ante now I want you to learn what it's like to drive when there are other passengers in the car and maybe things get a little distracting so we're gonna swing by over here and pick up two of my friends you cool with that okay okay number one don't this up Maxie you know mommy's in the dogs in the back seat like we might need you to do a drive-by so you gotta know how that's a bonanza check on my seatbelt she better life what thug life no seat belts not to me hey man [ __ ] hey hey Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know and he always works you ever date a black guy yeah was he cool he was coming too dorky like Burkle dorky gonna I mean he was just like Kevin Hart dirty I'm one of the coolest guys ever Diana am i cool yeah yeah you define your friends on got no coming up don't put me in the friend zone when they see me first any come to mind is I wanna bump bellies only when your score I haven't been in the end zone lots of times and let me tell you some when i get in there I dance we mean you dance you know I'm talking about no i don't we're talking about then oh good cold and get the metaphor you didn't get it what yeah that's what I'm widow we're talking to a nighttime Walker my nighttime wanted this pudding about right here see how much money I'm not a male prostitute all right I'll get out I'm a loser who I do not what do i do I walk around go ahead you just kidding I'll be back in 20 minutes have my track fool you're gonna turn me out let it be here two hours you have my trap look I honestly don't know what you're talking about I honestly I'm not even doing a bit here I don't know what your landing what do you mean your travel hello honey us teaching Diana to drive turn into I'm a male prostitute put me out you're gonna come back in an hour and you want your trap me watch him don't let get over your lane you know I still I used to have a tray full of pennies like in my older data results are you sure without reason someone anyone see our behalf that's ridiculous here's a penny there you go this person cutting you off no I never throw a penny you have a target or worse than me huh okay okay police fire department okay what are getting free get it fun you just really you don't know what to do Diana I got to find somebody to get mad at right here so down okay hey man cut myself got my song Jack this penny has your name on it man bout to throw a penny at you this is Diana driving just even drive a man just [ __ ] together I'm gonna call the power windows is a big mistake I can't do this all day if you know sweetie there's nothing you go you doing there good we looking for Mara one no one what do you say Pedro and what 12 12 paper with 12 I think he was talking about San Pedro 12 what is it two different places you not even drunk why you assuming that cube knows more about this neighborhood than I do why aren't you asking me about this neighborhood yeah you're absolutely right about that that's racist what call you a racist towards me after this is it Pedro Pedro I'm not sure I've never been down here and I'm terrified yeah we're gonna buy we have you done crack bug the [ __ ] you're doing coke through your butt I say I was little more than Kevin how that conversation go yeah man this is taking too long do me a favor blow it in my butt don't follow rules nothing rules are for [ __ ] yeah and you know what [ __ ] get stitches oh you said it sounds like an announcement we just get stitches do you know they say [ __ ] get stitches I thought I sounded pretty good bingo call it up bet you were wild in your college game oh man i was balls to the wall i put it up there and I saw it would stick and roll that onion all the way down I tried everything everyone just jinx dudes okay I did it all I know you as a male prostitute paid off my student loans no no we're gonna get you guys a pinata don't sell no ass while you out the common is dress like a male prostitute I got you this pinata cold Electra okay oh oh you met the cube matter what pinatas around here is bullsh yeah let's keep going what's your favorite fast food popeyes then I almost married you just said dango dango I said how much wood could a woodchuck could chuck wood you take that into the studio that goes the number one just bad not bad it is what the kids are listening to now Naughty by Nature OPP how can I explain it I'll take it frame by frame oh my goodness that's what's happening now let me see how oh good what's that a dispensary oh are you serious yeah that's great can we come in oh yeah we got a license she's normally used to putting drugs in her butt it's called the prison wallet yeah and you like sour patch kids Conan it looks okay here you go get these I want 200 kilos or sour patch kids okay um could you do me a favor I want to fill this with we'd just start stacking them do you have any tape same amount of smoke this is like a Cheech and Chong movie up broke your window we're gonna die we're going to jail got a good time didn't you get a good career oh hey you're ready to call it suddenly all my anxieties and fears are gone red like I'm gonna break the law is gonna bite I broke the law in front of this policeman what's good no Popo I'm just gonna speak the Assam go with cops hello sorry about this sir plug in the crosswalk right now sir here's a good thing about me first and foremost I'm a Christian and what I learned is that Jesus once walk on water I don't know what I'm going with this guy's thank you very much officer thank you won't happen again yeah popos better get going we gotta fake this chicken crack aah crack cocaine right here I one of you could take this up the butt the but I would do it that's only Timon do it Diana you are ready for your driver's test isn't you ready now guys know you are listen in live this structure says anything that you don't like you taught battery a today you

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Length: 11min 46sec (706 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 07 2016