Zooming With the Homies (ZWTH) EPISODE 79

you know i like it i love it i want more i like it yeah what am i talking about lance woods pulling up in a minute then we got a reggie boat pulling up soon [Music] like i swear my family do not want me to be great again they all want to come out and because now i'm back on the zoom like it's a setup it's a setup i am i'm convinced of this who's that music coming from is that on your side uh [Music] nah it ain't me all right what's up everybody is y'all pulling up in here i appreciate y'all man uh yes thank you so much i really appreciate all the kind words and the well wishes and the prayers did not go unnoticed you know i'm saying i appreciate y'all i appreciate you we're gonna get this show started getting ready to be in here um hey lance hey carissa what's up what's happening how you feeling i'm feeling okay how are you doing i'm sensational oh well that's great oh that's oh that's sensational and i speak toxic [ __ ] fluently so boy [ __ ] you up top huh who you hiding from oh i'm on the balcony real quick smoking a cigarette i don't smoke an house respect what's wrong yeah now that's that that's that room where you're doing a lot of [ __ ] nobody know you do on that balcony now i'm getting ready i'm getting ready go inside but real quick because you know she got cigarette butts hair on needles vibrators everything on that belt oh no wrong needles but i'm getting ready to go back to my house and get my gadgets i'm so excited oh congratulations yeah i'm moving back home my mama don't know it yet though yeah it's about to be a good show man i can feel it well listen man let's go ahead and get it cracking off man we got one more person that's about to pull up right now man thank you again for everybody reaching out to me man joe watson i appreciate you man i saw you on uh twitter you know what i'm saying everybody else man i definitely appreciate y'all um we got music playing somebody got to talk to music so we won't get no strikes um i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you uh we're gonna go ahead and get it started man thank god so much for tuning in another episode of zooming with the homies man we about to get it cracking man i'm gonna do the introductions y'all already know how to go man as you come in grab a seat uh you know what i'm saying and uh uh hit that like button for your boy don't touch no [ __ ] except for that like button then we gonna get it cracking man um waiting on this last person to pull up uh then we're gonna have a good time who got the music going it's not me it's not me is that let me see if it's oh yeah that's who it was it was reggie so now to mute him real quick because [ __ ] trying to give me the strike that's just that's just a good [ __ ] for you reggie um ladies and gentlemen uh welcome to another episode uh we're gonna get right into these introductions man first and foremost uh let me just say this is like a mini part of the city reunion we got everybody everybody that was on the uh the season three um not everybody that was there but uh three out of the five people that were on this show tonight were on season three of heart of the city man we're gonna start uh with my home girl uh you know saying work with her earlier today y'all gonna see on next week's episode of squad cast ladies and gentlemen she's basically a resident of the show uh y'all know what she's the cougar she also goes by the stage name candy yams yes with three you know what i said because it puts them yeah [ __ ] asleep ladies and gentlemen we have uh todd davis in the goddamn building what's up guys um hippie goals had told me that like if i'm if i come into the chat or like if i'm going to move with the homies like the people in the comments will like put the yam emoji so i came up a name i came with a name for my supporters it's the yam fam so shout out to the games damn okay all right here i appreciate y'all what's popping let the church say amen hey hey man uh todd davis how you doing man it's good to see you as always i am great i'm glad that you're back i'm glad to be around funny people this is low-key like so i'm so happy to be back again thank you for having me here how are you i'm i'm feeling fantastic man i'm basically uh almost back at 100 you know saying rocking rock it out with the fam uh shout out to the yam fam i'll see y'all all in in the in the comments man uh thank you leche six now i'm glad to be back it feels good to be back after that week uh next up ladies and gentlemen from the wizard anna okay she'll put a wood on you after she put some dinner on you know what i'm talking about the light skin uh right now the blind bombshell you know what i'm telling you ladies and gentlemen uh one of the funniest and coolest people i've ever met y'all make some noise right now [ __ ] carissa crooper let me get you i'm not gonna let you do it again it's cropping like a sharecropper that's what you're right you're right okay let me do it again ladies and gentlemen the blonde bring it back in bring it back in there you go the blonde bombshell i like phenom you know what i'm talking about funny as hell mother of two louisiana born and bred y'all make some noise right now for carissa cropper i love it i love it bring me in right yeah that's how you remember it you got to bring it to get associated with something that's how you got to do it that's how you got it you're right right next up ladies and gentlemen uh my dog um did some tour days with us uh earlier this year we didn't get to finish off the tour but we're gonna finish that joint out one of the funniest people i know man young gun a comedy man uh tours with tony robbins on a regular basis uh holds it down for a number of sports teams doing um their sideline reporting uh and right now he just has the most immaculate hair closest things i've seen to jesus this side of mississippi ladies and gentlemen y'all make some noise for sarah last one all right all right hey hey put your panties back on it's a family show thank you i appreciate that the ariel's good sweetheart um yeah thank y'all man i'm just glad to be here man i meant to hear back a hundred percent he doesn't you know i mean survive freckle cancer and he back so man we having a good time uh thank you for being here man uh last but definitely not least um you know he just pulled up you have to make a sale right before the show uh the people were asking for you know what i'm saying because it had been a minute and uh the streets was asking they was talking all in my inbox yo man when the streets ask what did you say huh what did you say exactly when the streets ask you i was like yeah i'm gonna holler at him i was like y'all y'all know he'd be busy he'd be busy i didn't want to blow his bumper up you know what i'm saying but he hit me back within like two months and he was like i got you fam and he's like shoot me a date and i shot him a date he's like no i don't like threes in it and so he couldn't do the 30th but uh he's back today ladies and gentlemen uh y'all make some noise you you know him he's in every neighborhood they call him a stop sign because he make [ __ ] freeze you know what i'm talking about um yeah man we got reggie bo no doubt no baby no doubt uh huh thank you thank you but when you say the streets that made me nervous i feel like a couple [ __ ] looking for me i feel like what you mean like exactly what did you say like you know what i'm saying that i need people to give my [ __ ] name all the way out their mouths completely but you like just don't know me yeah no now they was just like yo we looking for the pounds i was like look i ain't got them but i know that they do they don't even know what they who do they don't say no if they look for the pounds they might be them boys i got caught up in all kinds of [ __ ] whatever everybody y'all doing what's up what's up ty what's up lance what's up carissa how you doing y'all nights y'all the [ __ ] man damn connie tails and and blonde little and and last looking like a broccolini oh huh my [ __ ] to hear it i know you had freckled cancer i would have sent you some out of it to shoot you a couple bags over there man it's all good man you know what i'm saying we're we feeling good man so welcome to another episode of zuma with the homies man uh as y'all know this show is not behind the paywall and as y'all also know these comics are not touring right now that is the main way we make our income so all i ask you guys to do is respect each other respect the uh the chat and uh if you can bless the uh the comics with a little something man they would greatly appreciate it i would appreciate you looking out for them for their time their energy and their efforts uh also uh as always i'm going to change my name to the uh the mods cash app so you can bless them as well and at this time i'm gonna ask all my guests to change your names your cash app as well and uh we're gonna have a great time tonight man so we we i don't know how to do it i don't know how to do it dude i got to and the last name is c-r-o-p-p-e or i don't want nobody else get my money okay now you you got that part but what's your cash out that is it okay this is your name i got it i got it i got it your government name is your cash out all right all right no no no no no hey anybody judging you everybody they know it's you i bet that i bet they know it's you bet they know it's you i need to change it please i need that yeah you're good you're good you got it you got your pen you got your login information you good what's your password the prettiest skin you look like you like 23 years old boy you better come with it say that again you just like watching the tv say it again you look 23 you're gorgeous there you go there you go thank you thank you i don't like the light but she is gorgeous it looks like you're watching jeopardy right now and we jeopardy and wait let me tell you something let me let me tell you i better come with them compliments because i'm gonna smash them and put them in my purse but later uh pump the gas real fast cause it'd be cold little boy energy get back in the car with the skirt on i do wear a lot of clothes you right but that's okay that's okay i'm trying to wear okay a lot of clothes two three pair of panties in december [ __ ] that cause that's cool hey could you get the sneezing huh hey man wait a minute i mean not in the water in louisiana so she's straight you don't get too too cold no it do it do it get cold oh it works and then come on in yeah we're getting the brains of snow and everything what what does it normally get down to what's our winners look like it'll be like it'll be now the problem is it's a bipolar it's not going to stay that way it'll be 80 in the morning baby and it'd be 39 by the time you get home so you got to lay them closed okay have some always ready for yourself because you don't know what it's going to be by the time the end of the day okay uh reggie was that just he popped his head in real quick yeah he was trying to fix my weight yeah that's two people my thing i don't know how to do all this zooming [ __ ] so he's trying to fix my stuff okay oh what up cp keep going they said what up here you come hold on what up y'all that's what's up real [ __ ] right there that is that's all it is so reggie you still are you still staying with cp right now what what what's going on with that i don't like too many questions about where i'm staying at what's the next time man come on with all that man how much money i got like what kind of what kind of i i so i ain't gonna say who said it but the [ __ ] grimace the hamburger [ __ ] right what's your status with him listen listen listen okay so man man i call them big perk we go back for a a good little minute um uh so one of his kids i used to i used to mess with her baby with his baby mama so one of his kids i look at like one of my son flat out he like my son um but uh my thing with him man he owe me a couple of dollars you know what i'm saying he lost his job at mcdonald's he was up there pretty high corporate doing the commercials and [ __ ] he lost that job he stopped taking care of the baby i don't like that all right you take care of your [ __ ] responsibility off top bam first so when i see him i'm [ __ ] him up okay that's what's up that's respectable that's what's wrong with that but that's that's something that ain't just yeah you know when i see him he getting these [ __ ] hands a mcdouble he ain't gonna be loving it either i bet he ain't [ __ ] so uh ty davis i know you typically go for younger men uh but uh i've known reggie to be uh a connoisseur of the cougars himself oh i mean you know saying um what you think about my boy though well you know actually i was looking forward to because reggie and i have never had the opportunity to like meet so this is the first time i'm virtually meeting him and i've dated older men and i've dated younger men but i don't know something about reggie that like really like got me excited so i put on a new ponytail this is the straight one that is the other day and right i had the body weight on early and i put on a red lip so hey what's up reggie how are you see a couple questions see a little question here bam how you feeling about dick here off the cuff [ __ ] you know what i'm saying for real i put it out there i conditioned it i conditioned it so it ain't rough you know what i'm saying it it's more like a clitoral stimulation you know i'm saying something different it ain't hard it's nice also uh [ __ ] um can you cook cabbage okay first of all i cook a mean cabbage with some kielbasa in it so [Music] i don't mind a little shrubbery you know i don't want it to be out of control but definitely have it maintenance so i'm okay with that okay okay let me look at my [ __ ] real quick yeah yeah it's a jungle but [ __ ] [Applause] last what have you been up to bro not not that not not cooking cabbage with the killmonger in it um i just got home i just got home [ __ ] where was where in philly at helium in philly oh [ __ ] that's why i didn't see that how was that how did they go dope and [ __ ] all the shows are sold out how does it feel to be back on the stage man i i thought about that i think team murph shout out to my homie team murphy if y'all haven't watched woke on hulu make sure you watch that man uh him lemon out there doing a damn thing man shout out to them um he posted uh a check in he was like man how all the comics doing man because i he he said he thought about the stage the other day and he felt some type of way it's crazy to have a passion and not be able to pursue it right now in these times so uh how did it feel to be back on that stage right now it's crazy because i've been i've been on stage yeah like so um it was fun so this is the funny thing um i wasn't i had some other stuff to do i decided to go last minute so i only did the saturday sunday show now um dc y'all know dc urban shout out to marlon wayne's was at the punch line in philly okay so i went and pulled up on that show and dc was like he ain't really been on stage as much and it was like an outside show yeah and it was cold out there so like that that show felt different yeah it it felt um it felt like the conditions were determining how the show was going exactly yeah yeah yeah helium it was inside it was it was the same yeah for sure they just seated less people so it felt the same you know people's like people got their mask on but outside of that it's like the same thing okay all right so and you know for us as we be needing to get all of the the the evil thoughts out of our head yeah what's up see if y'all laugh at this evil [ __ ] like i did so reggie how have you been uh with sales man had sales been up or down since uh you know everything's been going on uh i i don't under my statutory rights i don't have to answer that question at all i will say this though um i ain't missing a meal okay respect respect my name is what i'm saying i'm good brother i'm back you know what i'm saying uh you know changing up the diet working out a little bit more no god damn diet i am knocking orders you got some little uh cheesy teeth like you just get a pack of crackers and go crazy you get to to here get anything crunchy and go nuts wafers uh nillas this isn't a [ __ ] game a pack of oreos double stuff hey villas is the funniest name for a snack like they think vanilla they just have to cut it off and just go with nilla like that made it cool or something i can't go live i i got to finish it who the [ __ ] they call the vanilla in this [ __ ] you know what i'm saying like you know what my real meal is at why did you get offended do people call you [ __ ] like that i thought they just counted pound like uh i know you don't like when people call you like like we like like a lot of hounds or nothing like that here you i just did 23 of me i got a little bit of puppet in me i ain't know that right like maybe like around like four or five percent they said yeah mostly um uh nigerian the yeah part of the middle part of africa um yeah they found they found like 32 percent detroit so i'm like hey it's like a nice little mix for me um which is why my hair is fluffy like that but right um yeah people call me grigger i've been called to grigger you know what i'm saying they're from my homies oh great guy great guy can i get a piece of [ __ ] guy you know what i'm saying but i don't like it but i you know i'm saying you know we all got to fight yeah yeah continually yeah well listen reggie i was wondering if you could do me a favor man because you know i i tell the people on every show to hit that like button they might get tired of hearing my voice i was wondering if you could you can encourage people to hit the like button real quick i'll tell you something man you know they tried to get me to be an usher at church i said well how much does the position pay hold up to me like i was crazy i said man let me get the [ __ ] up out of here i didn't wear a tie i don't work here to here but i will do you just one little salad man hey if y'all watch it man um like and subscribe to here but like the video i don't even know what the likes mean likes ain't dollars likes don't really mean [ __ ] but he like them so he like him like the [ __ ] for this [ __ ] because he like them [ __ ] you know what i'm saying like y'all like him then then like it like that's poetic my [ __ ] i was i thought it was beautiful reggie can you um he can hit my like button i'm very interested in you okay i would suck your like button like look like a kidney bean you understand me you'd be like won't let you go go go oh you need but [Music] [Laughter] how old are your kids um lord oh 16 and 18. you basically i'm done i'm basically done almost you you got grown ass kids too todd yeah we did it early and quick that [ __ ] out the way i'm right under y'all huh mine turns uh 15 tomorrow then i'm done and when she hit 15 i'm not she out of there bro she ain't coming back to me for no help right there only person ain't got no kids is lance reggie got like what you got six kids reggie uh [ __ ] i got a couple groin right now we got them under the irrigation system they'll be doing it about three four weeks we're gonna have them ready um bam five dollars for the nickelback same thing i always tell everybody you know what i'm saying uh 525 you know say ain't no deals [ __ ] y'all my [ __ ] premium videos what it is do the math do the math got you watching lance are you trying to have them kids you trying to push a couple out what's up i'm not i'm not pushing out nothing first of all ain't no child bearing hips over here my [ __ ] i wouldn't put a coochie on her face like that yeah i'm staying like that not like that i'm saying but not for the coochie [ __ ] if you was the best lance you'd be terrible but you you i don't know i don't know if that's a compliment or a diss to my sister oh we got to see her see i don't know i that was like an option i can't honestly tell you that it i don't know man y'all might just be very smart looking uh i'm gonna i'm i'm i'm right now i'm pulling out i uh y'all be making kids look fun on instagram but i know the truth all right you love crafts some of these creatures that lift you up in the air and suck all of you inside you can't even do nothing with it that's unfortunate i don't know who y'all been dealing with but that might not be the movie that might not be the move man i gotta y'all gotta i gotta straighten that out man so lance what's the uh what's the goal for next year man if everything opens up in december what's the goal for next year okay so my special should be out right top of next year i signed the distribution deal with comedy dynamics so that's going to be out um hopefully top of the year or late end of this year um and then um the espn deal is something i'm working on too so if we we can get those two things going mm-hmm that's a start you know and then working on another special me and tony roberts just shot a mockumentary so that being out like this is the goal is to get everything out yeah that's the goal get everything out okay i'm digging i'm digging what about you todd what's the goal for next year um definitely want to get back on the road get back to work um but realistically if my work um like level doesn't resume at least like 80 of what it was before the pandemic i'm gonna have to go back to work work like a square job and then do you know stand up at night or whatever like uh i'm not doing radio anymore so um i'm just kind of playing it by ear um but definitely i'm gonna let the chips fall wherever they may like spring summer i'm coming back out and i'm gonna be hitting shows and if i get the rona i get it and we'll figure it out but i've been living like in fear for like the past seven months not really wanting to go outside and right you know i don't want to i don't want my anxiety and my fear to keep me from living my life because i'm afraid to die you know what i mean so i'm definitely going back you ain't at all the g carissa uh what about what's the plans going forward if the world opens back up in uh january well yeah yeah hopefully i'll still be here but um you know we pushing through for that but uh i'm writing i want to write writing um animation super fun so working with some dope ass writers creating stuff so right now since there's not a lot of comedy to do safely just writing just finding out some projects and hopefully you know get some talented people aboard you know i'm trying to write all right i like it did y'all hear that jordan was uh [ __ ] not finally she joined only fans y'all remember who did it wait wait who was it woods who's that i thought you i thought you saw my hands i said i did a christian yes oh she got oh okay on my phone my phone over here yeah she said she pulled she pulled her credit card too she said she posted on the part it's not just selfies and stuff like that so i don't know enough that's instagram [ __ ] what what you guys see reggie what you mean what i got to see [ __ ] monk i need to sell these what if i'm paying three dollars a month i need to see what your [ __ ] look like i'm not even finna play with you young lady i'm not going to play with you i'm just sent to be a paw patrol hey well god damn it yeah you got your rules i got [ __ ] three dollars in my i need to put the [ __ ] my credit card is involved hey if the referee ain't calling it ain't no fire god damn it pull him out what did he say mom absolutely damn right if i if i put my credit is that how much they charge it everybody charges different prices right set your price yeah if you got three dollars come on [ __ ] then that's how much you should be charging oh okay fifteen dollars you are for free young lady you can't even sell drinks in here what kind of [ __ ] is it okay i don't know i just find that like i just find this like this whole culture that we're in now to be crazy because there are so many young ladies that are famous or celebrities because they're associated with someone that is so like you know like people are saying names of people and i'm like who's that and they're like oh that's such a such as baby mama well that's that's such a use and i'm like so you mean to tell me like there's a there's a there's a group of people that are out here working hard at their craft you know trying to be the best that they can and make it to the top and then you can just legit become famous because you you want to like i could become famous if drake's somewhere and we go together now like i'm famous because of that that's crazy to me check this out todd that it's not new it feel new right monica lewinsky got famous for sucking bill clinton's dick you right you're right i mean i mean that [ __ ] had one of the most important dicks in the country back then y'all act like she was stuck in a regular [ __ ] day i mean if you can get there then a lot of people hey guess what a lot of women couldn't set that [ __ ] that day she was there and able to do it that took a lot of skill to get to that point you got to give people their props a lot of skills did it take but did it take skill or was it yes see whatever she did when she was intern guess what in turn turned out her ass got famous second day i understand what you're proud of me that's so fast it was opportunity like it's opportunity like do you know how many like not to be like that person but i've been around rich dudes i've been around ball players i've been around rappers and singers and it's nothing to get close to her next to a dude like that and it just just looked like you with it and then boom like she didn't really do anything but just be there and was it was just with the [ __ ] she was a in the vegan she was the one that was there that's how i look it was meant to be that's i'll be telling you [ __ ] like this meant to be it's me and you my dad we are this was meant to be okay i don't i mean lately i'm trying to shoot like i've shot my shot at celebrities and straight been men matumbo oh [ __ ] y'all want names okay you got it okay so now this is crazy like i hate that i gotta say his name now because i heard that he just like got diagnosed with coronavirus or whatever um i shot my shot at trey songz three times got you know i got nicely rejected um i shot my i actually i asked you to stop stop stop ty can i ask you how you shot that shot because sometimes listen i don't think women understand how to be you got to be aggressive a [ __ ] got to understand what it is on the line we ain't got time so like how did you shoot yourself you are a nice winner okay did you make some spit bubbles and be like reggie so so reggie you and i have just met and if anybody who knows me personally knows that um i'm pretty much straight to the point um there's no confusion if i like you i like you if i don't i don't if i got an issue with you i'm gonna tell you that i have an issue with you per my last appearance on zooming with the homies so with trey songz i was at one of his new album release parties right and we were there and it came time for the media and the radio personalities to take pictures with him so um it was here in dc so he's helping me up on this thing so i can get up there next to him and take the picture so while he's helping me up he starts like singing and ha master and i was like i said well boy how many did you stop doing that and he was like what what you mean and he's singing i was like no seriously i'm gonna need to stop singing in my ear because i'm not like these other girls that are here and he was like oh you know my bad no disrespect i said no it's no disrespect what i'm saying is that i'll [ __ ] you um here like right here we go with it so stop singing in my ear let's just take this picture and so he's laughing around and he's like yo and so he's like so he was like so he's like yo you you so crazy you bad funny i was like nah but seriously so what you doing after this like when you when when you wrap this up what you doing like what are you saying what's up you may you may want you made one small mistake what are you going to be at taylor lands before i got to tell her you're going to make no sense mistake what happened you told him to stop doing it tell him to keep going because i'm about to [ __ ] [Music] you said stop doing this or i'ma [ __ ] you no don't stop keep doing it because we about to [ __ ] i mean so then how hard you put emphasis on [ __ ] um i mean i'm just i i'm just saying like i shot my shot now now i've been out of like b.o.b shot his shot at me and at the time i was like kind of like i wasn't sure if he had shot a shot at me and then somebody was like nah he really shot a shot at you so then i was like all right well so he was like hit me later and i hit him later and he just sent me back a heart in my dms and i was like i don't know what that means and i i had only had one cub at the time so i wasn't really experienced with how younger dudes talked at the time i had only dated one younger man but somebody told me that was like yo you was supposed to so i missed that um let me see um i shot my shot at t.i one time this was when henry for split and allegedly gonna be divorcing um so yeah i just tried my shot at a couple celebrities what's that like i'm trying honestly when you got your shot at t.i he might have been with it you just didn't understand the words he was using he was like expeditiously explosionary immediately did y'all hear when drake uh said that him and scissor talked in that rap yeah yeah i heard that i heard yeah i heard about this sister cleared it up though she was like um so it was actually 2009 not 2008 in case any poetic rap license matter but she said it was just innocent y'all think it was innocent hell no i don't know what's going on i think that the reason that she cleaned it up is because some people started to say she may have been too young back in 2000 like for the reference so i think that's why she came out with like whoa it was two nine so which i was like i don't know how old she is but that's what i heard 2009 she was 11. um drake drake had just did to do it with elmo and then he met her offset they had a couple of well it was a real story drake drake really did say yeah scissor talk in 2008 but she's saying it was 2009 that's all i'm saying but wait an eight month like they rhymed that's why he said yeah because the lyric was weight i like fake a lot he's the most kissing and talentless [ __ ] i've ever heard of my life i'm just consulting saying this you're gonna [ __ ] it up for the next [ __ ] stop saying these names yeah he gonna [ __ ] it up for you you know what i'm saying i like drake i like him like if if i like if i were to meet drake i'm going to pray you're going to always going to jail no i'm going to no i'm going to i'm and if he turns me down i don't care you're going with me like i'm catching a charge because i'm taking that little boy with me i'm going to take that little boy we come here aubrey let me talk to you he ain't even drake he's aubrey come here ty what city you in real quick let me look up some flights what city are you in i'm in baltimore oh yeah like that all how to spell it i'm well i'm originally from fayetteville north carolina but i love it okay yeah yeah okay cool all right i'm looking at flights right now just stay tuned i remember when i first watched the wire and i said many [ __ ] ain't like that then i went to baltimore and i said it's worse that's what he's saying gets worse yes they did yes they did you know what's crazy that i i saw some some parts of baltimore i think the thing that that freaks me out the most about baltimore is like how the front of the houses you know i track the trailers there's some track there's some 18 wheelers they have like the snout and then there's a flat tractor trailer like that right there like that's how all baltimore houses look like it's just it's flat two windows and then a door like it's it i don't know something about the housing in baltimore don't sit right on my soul i don't like that i don't like it at all but it is some bad parts you say what you shouldn't like it i love baltimore but you [ __ ] i love baltimore is one of the best cities for comedy for me like every time i perform i've had a great time they love to laugh in baltimore what's your favorite comedy city uh favorite comedy city give me three huh give me three three yup um i give you uh st louis i always got to show the hometown love uh i'll give you baltimore and i'll give you uh uh come back to me for that third one come back to me quick i need three ty quinn it's going to be baltimore philly and dc for me what you got carissa i need three i don't know okay reggie see how i did that give me a quiz or something [ __ ] you had two people before you i got people from everywhere being offended somebody will beat you i don't have you put me in that life like that let me just calm down come back to me go to the man go to the green thing and then come back i'm sorry i forgot your name baby hey reggie top chopped three cities foreign [Music] and uh probably new york okay i hate new york so much why is it well i got that please every time i go to new york i almost die i hate it that place though i hate i'm like i hate new york so bad it's crowded it stinks it's dirty people are rude i hate it so bad i hate going there i hate it yes do you understand how much someone has to hate new york to be in baltimore and say new york is dirty it's dirty like new york rats are like the size of dogs baltimore rats are the size of rats and then like you understand like baltimore like baltimore rats like they see you they like oh my bad they'll keep it moving like new york rats be like [ __ ] i'm walking here too like you move over like they're not afraid of you like the wreckers are not afraid of you but this they earth [ __ ] yeah i [ __ ] with it oh i'm supposed to get my three yes we got dc new york chicago you know i've never been to chicago i heard chicago was dope and i heard they got great food too wait you've never been or you never did no i've never i've never done comedy or been to chicago but like when i tell you i had so many places that i was supposed to go i was supposed to hit detroit i was supposed to chicago and all of that got wiped off and now i feel like i have to rebuild and like earn my reputation and earn my respect all over again for these places to even be willing to have the conversation with me to come there so i feel like i basically have to start over i don't know if anybody else is like that do you feel like y'all got to start y'all you know start over you know building your little stuff up so that's how i feel all right now um you know you know you know what i learned ty and you know maybe this could apply um [ __ ] these people it definitely applies no i mean because man we we are in a no business all we do is here no no no we hear a honey nose and it's the one yes right so we be going to these clubs and no i love all no disrespect to nobody but these people don't know what the [ __ ] they talking about yeah they don't know they don't know what's what's going on so like like like you'll go and audition for whatever comedy whatever situation and you'll be telling these jokes that you worked hard on and you got this nerd telling you nah it just wasn't it wasn't what i was doing this for my [ __ ] you know you don't even understand what i'm talking about you don't even relate to this all you all you understand is the bottom line there's people here but you don't you don't even get the references this wasn't for you you [ __ ] nerd you can't dance you're not like you're not my coach kill him though you're gonna kill him and drag his ass the [ __ ] out that's what i would have did that's what i'm trying to do i'm waiting you know what i'm saying oh i was just saying due to covet we we've had a lot of stores closing as well um you got macy's supposedly closing um at 2020 at the end of 2020 mesa supposed to be close to pier one pier one out of here uh oh yeah i did yes zara and more and i read today that all the regal theaters were shutting down as well wow i hate that man cause movie movie is my one guilty pleasure like i've talked before i don't i don't know how to relax i don't like i'm not good at taking time off like this week off was so damn hard for me to just sit still i hated that [ __ ] but the movies is the one place where i give myself grace it's the one place where i allow myself like a two or three hour gap just to to zone out because i love movies that's what i want to do so yeah the regal theaters are closing that [ __ ] that [ __ ] hurt mom i know what to hear i used to just like going to the movies there's not a lot of first you days find somebody no more you you could really rub on the [ __ ] in the theater other than that that's a fact man it's not a lot of places to go i don't know how you made going to the movies right you just drive i guess but it's like no you need a coaster into a movie you know what i'm saying hey check this out reggie you have her finger chick in the movie theater and eat your popcorn with that same hand that's how you get a pink guy nah you ever you haven't noticed that your belt was too tight she thought that was going to stop you so you douse your hand in the in the in the in the popcorn and then get it nice and slippery and then slap that stomach and slide down to the first floor ding first floor lingerie so y'all out here [ __ ] up pants is what you're saying y'all don't see this is why the movie did the closing because [ __ ] like you you ain't going for the right reasons all right y'all wanna y'all wanna inventors y'all weren't committed to avengers y'all [ __ ] was just in there because you needed the dark ring you're horrible [Music] oh that was a harmless family-friendly conversation about stores closing and this [ __ ] took it to another level i don't know how we got here i was just trying to figure that out this was supposed to be a children's show hey man i don't know man make sure y'all hitting these cash apps too you know what i'm saying hey flat out right now and i'm in here chilling you know what i'm saying make it worth my while you can already tell by my voice and my attitude the kind of dick i got i think i got time to be sitting here talking to people regularly no [ __ ] my [ __ ] on the floor on the floor y'all think y'all president that question was not directed to me because he said you were president the president the sitting president of the united states do you think he really has covey he took his mask off before he walked in the white house who the [ __ ] that's like literally taking that's taking the condom off after you've been confirmed with hiv right before you go in who does that that's like that's like cyclops taking that little [ __ ] off before he walked into a restaurant like i need to see the menu put your glasses back on here you scared me i don't like seeing people with your name with them and without them keep them on this [ __ ] left the hospital was waving at people all the man take your ass somewhere and lay down bro i don't i don't think you got it i'm be honest i don't think you know my problem though is she probably don't got it i don't think you got it goddamn ty seen it you seen it reggie [Music] you wish you were the one tell me huh you say what i said people are saying i should get your own word in this heart reggie where people need to manage my [ __ ] business yeah [ __ ] probably ain't have it right right but why is this the only time that people want to believe they've been lying about it now it's like they've been lying about this [ __ ] and that was like i don't think he i don't think a lot of people had it that they said really who did you who else did you think did not have it i'll tell you this a lot of the celebrities a lot of us a lot of celebrities because we live in a sele america is a celebrity climate so when they want to push an agenda they're going to use celebrities to push it that's how it comes to work second of all i got people that we all know people who work in hospitals i'm sure right we all got friends who was nurses and all that [ __ ] i know my [ __ ] reggie got people on the inside doing like that um right they'll tell you people that's coming in for something like say you come in and you got a [ __ ] toothache and they said if you don't have covert the tooth wouldn't hurt they they charging everything because when it's a pandemic like this the hospitals get more money based on that that's what it is so we got to follow suit though right right when the builder collectors call you hey kobe got the money you know what i'm saying oh kovit is everything give me give me some [Music] oh yo two things two things real quick these real quick oh the compliment well first off the commitment when we were talk we were talking about 10 minutes ago uh i forgot who was talking with this [ __ ] in the middle of the talking yarn i've never seen a pound yawn i'm real i told you people think it's not cause i got a little bit of puppy in my family which i just found out which i gotta ask my mom about i'm like what the [ __ ] but yeah man i'm regular that you're regular i forgot what the second thing was i can't i can't even i don't that's a real [ __ ] right there but i'm sorry so like like like if they took and you know my heart goes out to everybody who's been dealing with it family dealing with all of that because it it's you know it's a sensitive thing for people man but if the news is telling you a hundred thousand people got it that means probably 60 000 people got it okay no so i did hear that that they were getting paid like for all the the people that passed away regardless of what they passed away they were putting covert on the paperwork because they were getting i did hear that too more for for covert depth than everything else which is i don't know it's just it's just crazy to me all of this all this [ __ ] is crazy and it's weird to think like how what the new norm is going to be when all of these places closing uh i saw lebaron was in here he said that the movies are going away but they're also just coming back in a different form and we've already seen that like the movies on demand at home you can you know buy the movies at home and get to watch them like that i know disney has this new program too like at the disney plus platinum or something like that where you have to pay 30 a month they tried it with mulan mulan was not the movie to try to charge thirty dollars per [ __ ] like i can tell you that right now that was not the movie to try that one but um i don't know man i'm i'm i'm nervous and interested interested to see what the new norm is going to be like that's that [ __ ] is gonna it's gonna be crazy because i don't think like i don't think we're gonna just go right back to what it was at one point like i don't think that it like just going to the mall with no mask on by yourself chilling i don't think it's going to be that like i don't know by yourself got to do with it what i mean just something like you won't you won't be going to you won't be going with groups of people i don't think it's much yeah well you know what it reminds me of um it reminds me of 9 11. um yeah i'm sorry did anybody get kicked out i just got okay that's that's because you're doing it from a typewriter oh my god don't come for me unless i send for you sir not today that's funny they can lance i like that energy reggie thank you yeah no doubt i don't know that's love y'all you'll never you'll never interfere with love that's my father that's right protect black women protect black women at all times you'll never disrespect another puppet's woman that's right even if they're only part no puppet though but i will accept it that's part of my heritage and i just point that out like i said my brother however i i identify as a pound right right there we go there you go here right on right on my uncle was the eighth so i know what y'all be on you say what my uncle was an ape so i don't know what y'all be on yeah i thought you said he was eight i'm like goddamn [ __ ] really you know for real yeah straight up smoke i would love to see more driving somebody just hit me was like they need to bring drive-ins back live man i love to drive in man that was a good time you got hamstring though you don't have you don't have nearly as many as it used to be they are like out here in la i think there's one but it's not it's nowhere close to us but i would love to get the uh the drive-ins back that was a good time man where are you going and put it on the dashboard you say what put your phone on the aux cord and then put the phone on the dashboard and then had two three blunts rolled up [ __ ] okay i mean it's nowhere as big as the drive-in theater screen right on little booty girl little nugget booty little two chicken nuggets i get all girls dipped in little nuggets there's only one [ __ ] it's only one [ __ ] there's only one nothing yeah you know one piece you got it one piece one piece i'm proud of it though i'm proud of it i'm proud of it i'm proud of it though it took me a long time to get here yeah i feel like i'm listening to a no limit records album i like your accent when girls were little booties twerk it sounded like somebody swinging the door and then our backyard and so let me just let you know the after thing being a leg baby my scoliosis tell me up trying to twerk and that curve that spine curve she's hurting all night fooling around that no no i got a curve at the bottom it's not that nice i'm telling you oh that'd be crazy yep [Music] you used to work out heavy you got a good diet have you been still been able to stay active how you been staying active bro yeah i got i bought a trip i got a treadmill at the house i got weights i got i usually i have on like a weighted vest most of the day like i'm scared i run at least two or three miles a day i still eat clean okay i'm i'm a whole sex symbol right here i just got to keep it okay all right i dig it i dig it what's the new diet um man i'm cutting red meat i think all the way out bro i don't here's the thing so when you say red meat you mean he's gonna cook it longer no i think i'm just i don't think i'm done with most red meat i think i'm doing the most red meat so i i haven't explained to everybody what happened and i don't you know i'm not really like pressed to do that just yeah i just want to know what your diet is yeah i'm just i'm eating way more now and i'm doing the gallon today and i'm cutting the red meat out oh that sounds like a lie i think i'm doing more vegetables listen to him no no it's not it's not difficult because i was doing that before when uh when the world was back open i was doing that before it's just now like trying to get back to it because you got you got comfortable with not doing what your normal day-to-day activities was like like now when i have to get up not to put on like jeans and i can't wear like sweats or track pads i have an attitude for probably like the first hour and a half that i got on genie so i just got out of the habit of doing what i used to do so now i just got to get back to it cause i was eating i was eating hella clean for the last year and a half i just started slipping up while we were inside so that's really what i told you some before and after pictures before right now you never show you never seen nothing you just be fat lance i was 220. what that mean i don't know numbers you was fat i don't know how tall you is yeah damn hold on let me let me find some i knew you had uh two facial features for every feature shoot me like a before and after after picture to my phone okay used to be smelling money like no this ain't real this is a fake fire no this one real use you as a money smeller down at the bank that's what you look like a money smeller yeah you were the typhoon all right that's one of them yeah let me let me get that other one i'm moving outside because i think my internet is acting up in the air huh oh i don't know okay okay okay so i'm gonna come outside you got it that one yeah send me you get another one last let me get that other one too yeah i'm sending some thirst trap [ __ ] oh damn bro don't nobody be feeling yourself like a skinny [ __ ] that used to be fat but you can't tell us [ __ ] how you doing look at me 100 pounds i feel and that's how i'm doing lost 180 all right now player keep going keep it moving hey [ __ ] man that's hey i'm proud of you lance that's why that's why you wearing that bandana like that you probably always wanted to do that you probably never was skinny like i can't wait i'm gonna do some [ __ ] you know what happened i'm gonna get my hair out that's all skinny [ __ ] [ __ ] what's up ty dan what you doing showing me how to ponytail like girl goddamn no you say what sorry y'all i said i was all i was always in shape and then i started comedy and start [ __ ] up um that is true so lance did you send the other one oh it's coming through now yeah ah nah come on bro wow oh oh man listen cause when i when i get mine my g you already know huh you got to i got to trust and believe if i ever get to this level bro i ain't never gonna oh no shirt you crazy as hell all right i'm gonna come out bring it out just bring it out i'm gonna throw fat lines on the screen real quick and you ain't gonna care what you're not there [ __ ] thinking let me see let me see i wanna see cause i couldn't see the picture [Music] [Music] yeah it used to be all that ponderosa going back for thursday yeah i was talking like he was huge i carried way well that wasn't i was big that was probably i saw you how tall are you how tall yeah like five eight five nine okay so this is this is lance at this you now last yeah that's what you want a lot of the people tell them no that's now that's right now oh okay even worked out [Music] another picture too oh my god my dick [ __ ] i'm trying to get some cash out too man you can see on this eye don't say i'm gonna put this picture this picture you look smaller than then then you were in uh muscled up were you taking were you taking like creatine and all that [ __ ] before i never i don't take anything you know i mean you know i don't i don't do nothing like i don't smoke nothing i don't drink nothing i don't like no kind of oh nothing excuse everybody or you're smart now you're drinking it look like you were smoking turkeys i just cannot be dedicated like this so wait this this you now you look you look small on here now lance you look sickly that's [Music] the main thing is there's a few different ways right so you got um calorie intake versus calories burned you always lose weight if you burn more than you take in right that's pretty simple um but then there's you gotta you still gotta train your body so there's one thing to lose weight and it's one thing to tone your body because you can just lose weight on the scale but you still you're not like put together so you want to start training even like even if you did the motions of lifting weights without even touching weight like if you were just doing this you're going to start to develop your muscles if you just start to curl your arm like do those things and then the main thing i did was cut out bread yeah so i went from so i went from 220 to like 185 and i stayed there for years and i went from 185 to 165 when i cut out bread so wait so like you don't eat pizza at all like ever sometimes now but i went i went like a like a solid nine months with none like nine months that sounds like torture why get famous you can't eat your favorite foods but no but one once you get it under control then you can figure it out but it's a process i don't really need any of this advice i just was asking because i got to eat all the time all the time all day just to maintain a well nice well wait so i i don't know about this diet so i just asked him for anybody who wanted to notice i yeah like you had some good advice because you went from big to small and you did that on your own so i'm proud of you about me on the other hand i need every bread i needed the chicken wing i need some fried ribs i need cabbage wait wait wait did you say fried ribs baby you better get into it you better get into it you better believe it you better get into it and grappling to yourself for that baby that is just god that is the praises okay let me get into it hold up you take a rib baby you cut all the fat off you get all that there's none since you get that out the way you wash them you get that clean you get it out there and then you season if you take your hands don't try to put no gloves on you wash your hands real good you got to get into that you got to take that seasoning and put it around and that stick gotta you got to get a silver ball don't get no regular balls got to be a silver ball you know the one you yeah a nice big one that you get into that you get your elbows up and then you get that seasoning around in there after the bread the seasoning has just gotten into that real good get you some flour just regular flour you lay that flour out you put your limo seeds in there because you want it this bite you want it spicy you want it good when you lay them ribs and then you baby baby you you powder something you powder the ribs then you just deep fry that real baby when you get it in there you deep fried until it's golden brown you take that thing out you put some toilet saturations on it baby find me you don't even need that now you don't even need that now you don't need me you can have a little sweet and sour sauce on it with them delicious crispy that's the do you barbecue at first or you you put it in no no no you take you take that you bro just like it comes i like it and i'm telling you when you bite into that you want to look if you fool around and do that you're going to text me and you're going to say look that's it that's it when she was doing this you want to get the wig like that right here you got to get your elbows up you growing today we didn't know the season is just laying on there you got to get that in there you look what you got to do is you got to look at it you got to get that good eye on it i really can't say that i could show you but i might have to just do a video one day so you can see the amount of brown you got it when you taste it when you say that i'm telling you i took them to my brother's house he had never had them let me tell you something that boy is big already i'm just telling you he was like this gonna give me sick this gonna give me sick that's when you know you you're doing something when somebody say this gonna fool around give me sick that's when it's good damn that's what it does you gotta you gotta do a tutorial video on that no you got you gotta get your only fans that's all i wonder if anybody has the only fans for just food i need to get one okay now i'm gonna show you oh that's your only fact holy fact are you are you them in dressing egg then dick taking it to the flower or they're taking the need you don't need all that you just season that just like i said just like a pork chop like a pork chop that's like you're doing pork chop baby like i do have pork chop okay the same way you do it the same way i never heard the fingers didn't spin comedy i've never heard of the fried ribs my ass but never heard of that i never you got to eat them when you're sad because your day will be good but let me tell you something get them when something wrong be [ __ ] up somebody said when something wrong and you'll be all right after you get that rib down i never heard that that's that's crazy i'm i'm scared to try that because i think i would like it too much and i would i would be on it for like three months straight so i'm just gonna then you're gonna be like i shoulda had that i'm just back away from it and i don't have that you know what then dude you just don't do it you just trust me somebody else just said it too jojo dancer just said you should have a cooking show because the way you talk yeah people would tune in just to hear you mix up the ingredients i see you didn't want to put a little sage on that you don't want to do it [Music] that's what make it work together for the good of all the people right there you're gonna have me look i got let me tell y'all let me i'm gonna take something out right now and show you i got some marinade hold on hold on wait a minute okay now can you see that see how they marinated in that seasoning babe oh yeah you want to fry them you want this ain't fly with you the flower in there waiting see how i don't do that you see how you doing huh so get your life together so to hear yeah y'all taking notes them the little booties that jiggle you gotta pay attention little booty grab some broccoli and say yo this i'm sorry that i didn't took your knowledge i'm sorry no it's all right it's gonna work out if he gets one he can work out that we can work that off he's got he's determined and you can steam them shut the [ __ ] up about them goddamn green bean what time am i ready hey carissa are you putting a rub on them you don't talk about some goddamn green baby you put some goddamn butter and garlic salt and got the ingredients [ __ ] out here anyway uh not me but cp you want something sweet oh blackberries okay and let that replace like the honey buns in the in the candy and [ __ ] i got butterscotch crumpets and potato chips over here because at this stage in my life [ __ ] just gonna get this body how it is this is what they need ah miss one gram of soda every seven grams cup what are you doing with the bacon soda you know the [ __ ] you know the bacon soda [ __ ] making some [ __ ] money huh whipping the brick with the bricks you know what i'm saying you take this you whip it right you can buy all the [ __ ] green beans you want my [ __ ] oh lance i don't believe you though cause the vegetables in the blackberry otherwise anyway carissa please see what you're seasoning them ribs with this [ __ ] got me [ __ ] up talk about some goddamn bees and blueberries and [ __ ] like a [ __ ] tarzan or something [ __ ] get the [ __ ] outta here hakuna matata ass fool so what's your seasoning with i'm sorry you're gonna get you some salt some pepper you get you some garlic powder some garlic salt all right you get you i don't know if y'all had your own head i said well you're torn and saturated but it's different kinds of toner factors that you can order so we get all those seasoning you put that together you make you get that in put that in the dry bowl okay don't just put it on you don't do that when you get them ribs in there and that's when you put all that together you put all that together you just mix it up remember no gloves wash your hands real good you got to feel it because when you feel it that's when you don't know it's coated on their ribs that's what you got to get that even seasoning all over it that's how you got to do that yeah i died for this [ __ ] i swear to god i died for this [ __ ] you're telling me i'm telling you take a bite of that it's going to get you right it's going to get you right put your in and make it healthy from for lambs you get a light salad and you put that on the side and you just put a lip putting the lemon juice with the real salad you know what i like to make ranch nachos with little pieces of lettuce you take that seasoning off the rib you break a few pieces put it in that salad and then make you do it some cough drops it was cough drops [ __ ] what are you doing [ __ ] got some coffee all right bro tell us about your losses tell us about your loosening that you take to help combat viruses elderly i take that too i think that too i have it echinacea does that too right you just you take the echinacea in the pool i can tell by the look on your face lasting [ __ ] it's terrible i'll take a starburst thank you you're trying to play it cool when you through that [ __ ] little [Music] bo stop the front of your throat tap the front of your throat like this it's going to go down tap it no you got a big ass adam's apple [ __ ] [ __ ] you like you eat like a snake [ __ ] oh oh this [ __ ] eat a submarine like a python wait no hands that [ __ ] do it with no hands [ __ ] all right come on anyway oh [ __ ] man oh put you over there cooking time i ain't cooking [ __ ] my kids if they hungry then they need to figure it out i had a steakham sandwich earlier on some potato bread i'm not i'm not no i'm tired i'm not cooking [ __ ] you need it you need a grigga to rub your feet oh my gosh rich [ __ ] [ __ ] i do a lotta [Music] you gotta get it i've been eating look i've been eating popcorn world for the last two days what's your favorite flavor ty what's your favorite magnetic crab legs and that jerk popcorn fam that is that look the journey the cheesy caramel mix you ain't had to have you no i haven't eaten that yet i got it but i haven't eaten it yet yeah yeah yeah that [ __ ] to make you click stand up okay okay you have a little you have a little tint in your panties i don't think i want that that doesn't sound you never know don't [ __ ] get sensitive [Music] i don't i don't i don't think i want i don't think i want that what kind of kid no no i don't think i wanna no no no i don't think i want that i don't wanna let me let me ask y'all a question um to the people that have kids uh chris i don't actually i don't know you might be able to answer this are they letting the kids go back to school down in new orleans right now um some of the some schools are and some aren't well we went to school for the first day today with children so yeah i have to teach virtual and the kids that are at school at the same time and they are three and four so that's very interesting yeah so i have like 11 who are there and then like eight at home so i have to teach them but look at the kids in the room and clean everything and clean every two hours and make sure nobody use the bathroom and you don't clean up behind the bathroom and wash hands and it's just crazy yeah that's too much do you have a weight do you have a class assistant you have a tv i do i do yes i do but it didn't i was about to say hi you're supposed to be doing all of that that's ridiculous it's impossible but i made it work today but i will say it is the kids look so sad it's kind of it's really it's really sad that they have to learn that this is normal so you have three and four years like sitting in a desk all day like they can't play at center that's you can't there's no way you can clean after that so they have to just sit and sit and they're actually watching me on an ipad but i'm right there in person kind of yeah it's it's not good i i just it's hard being a teacher and have to see them sit there and be like this so you know i don't i'm not a fan of it i can't wait till we get back to normal where you can just can run around and play see my my baby is um my baby is 16 so she's you know she's in her junior year of high school and she's cool with it uh in maryland they they're definitely doing it the virtual schooling for the first semester and they're gonna play it by year as to whether or not they're gonna send them back in the second semester i'm cool with it if they just let them just ride this whole year out and then when school starts back september of next year send them back because like my kid is enjoying it she's like oh what like in between classes i'm gonna just run in the kitchen and give me something real quick and then her schedule is a little loose like she's done with class at like 10 a.m on wednesdays so like her blocks are a little different like i feel for the smaller kids and definitely the teachers but my kid is cool with it she's like i don't give a [ __ ] about them kids at school you know i text him or something she she's good with it yeah it's just hard to keep three or four years still but i mean i i would we did virtual it was actually fun because it was like a mommy and me and they actually got more help than just me helping a whole bunch of kids they were able to help their own kids so i was all up for the safety but i do understand parents have to go to work at the end of the day we just want to be safe like you know and make sure kids are not sick when they go home but it's heartbreaking to see them because all they know is play and you have to say no you can't touch your friend no you can't do this no so it's kind of hard but you're gonna do the thing from home every like three days you gotta just punch your kid in the chest oh okay i've seen it no [ __ ] why would you do that though i saw some videos though is important and kids need to be bullied in school and you can't take that out of the school experience so your kids got to learn to fight back from home so every now and again that's what we're doing see how they respond okay um you're trying to say parents to you trying to send parents to jail have another kid from next door come over and come punch your kids if they punch back how many kids you got zero i think like children of comedians have an advantage because sometimes i'll just roast my kid just for gp like if you don't get your scoop ball head ass you know what i mean sometimes you just gotta you know i think comedian kids are a little more prepared you know than than non-comedian kids you gotta wait are they ready for the real world you gotta just give them some greatness when my boy will mind come back on me though and it's a good one i'd be like you know what that time was perfect this is impeccable i can't even get married for that one i feel sorry for the parents you know i feel like they used to have time to to smoke and [ __ ] and play uno during the day gonna happen no more it's like it's like it's like your kids it's your kids for real now [ __ ] the whole time yeah you think you're gonna be a parent you think you're going to get that eight hours at work at least to yourself and then this pandemic happened it was like naughty 24 hours bro wow and and yo your kids shouldn't qualify for free lunch at home oh that make them buy lunch like they at school you got to pay for my food and get this ha i guess you didn't know you were janitor too clean this goddamn classroom how about that see this is this exactly this is exactly why you don't have you don't have uh uh a kids yet man it's probably it's probably for the best probably pull out my tent man i'm going strong man and if you pull out the work you got to push out okay get up out of there okay i think i think that's good i think that's a good way to yeah i mean right now for you yeah you're probably on that level right now you know you have no kids right now that's probably good i leave my [ __ ] in man that's a guy wanted me to do it [ __ ] we both praying hey no no that's that ain't okay that ain't okay that ain't saying hey that's what you don't know though maybe they be giving them plan b pills out now at the for the eat the plan b for eight or buy the diapers for 20. you make the choice who really ain't got no kids all right uh y'all don't listen to the last you yeah drink alcohol but he obviously been sipping that apple cider vinegar or something something been going on that's another key to the diet to hear i don't drink anything except water no juice no soda no nothing no control that's the so this don't even say like listen i get being healthy i get like you know what i'm saying watching that but like bro like that don't seem that just don't seem fun for life to only drink you want to avoid bread at all no i don't avoid i told you i eat some bread now but it was a time period where i cut it all out but i haven't drank i've never had alcohol in my life but i haven't drank like soda in probably like eight nine years wow that goddamn mcdonald's sprite hit your ass like cocaine now he would fall out that's the thing the last time i had soda was a mcdonald's sprite uh you went out on top what does that mean hold on hey hey reggie you got your passport cup yeah so have you been to japan yeah hey did you have the sprite at mcdonald's in japan yes i did it tastes very different it's crazy have you have you been to have you been to mexico yeah have you been to taco bell no have you had they have a but they have a blue mountain dude it's crazy oh yeah no i don't i didn't drink it it's it's off the chain really everybody everybody access the taco supreme very well you play oh talk supreme blue mountain dew little taco bell nacho grande [ __ ] okay have you had have you had you been y'all been to mexico yeah i've i've been to camp like i went to all the touristy places i got cousins down in mexico a lot of reggie's down in mexico you like a lot of reggie bows in mexico got to go to mexico and eat the doritos yeah they different they different they because they taste yeah for real i didn't taste them when i was i was literally just eating the stuff that was at the resort so i didn't like i didn't do anything different it's like um it's it's real thick it tastes like they taste like yeah they taste like um [ __ ] how can they made out of corn cornbread cornmeal you ever made a paper football yes yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] they taste like these [ __ ] that's how they taste so that's how they feel like that they thick like that yeah but they straight though they like cheesy like a cheese and then the flavor but the cool ranch [ __ ] though the cool hey [ __ ] go crazy you get the crab [ __ ] like that the cool ranch [ __ ] got a lot more cool ranch uh sauce on them ranch is so much cooler yeah i lived in china for a good little minute man real little bitty coochies wait what okay all right that's uh yeah hey cool um lance how old are you 30 or like what ring okay do you like do you want kids or like are you like nah i'm cool i don't want to do that or you just you're not sure yet nah kids it's cool that's not what she's like that's not what she asked me yeah do you want kids my [ __ ] she just saying what you think of them um sometimes no because because like you look you look youthful which makes sense based on like how you eat and how you look like that don't let that [ __ ] this [ __ ] like a deacon like shut out the poop like like like he just said a sad ass prayer that's what he looked like he looked like he going to people like yes this to be very sorry what happened sister no because like i'm wondering because like the like the way you eat like i like listen i commend you know all of the people that eat healthy i'm not telling people don't do it but like i can't imagine not having snacks like but i i love snacks like like healthy snacks or like granola or some [ __ ] like what you like what'd you be snacking on i just told you i went to mexico and yeah who knows but like you talking about the doritos in the bag are you you know what i mean i feel like but we all feel like that you you tried those doritos just because you were in mexico not because you like doritos you were like oh they got doritos down here let me see what they take you know my rule this is this is how i kept it under control i'll eat i'll eat whatever but i won't buy it okay i won't i won't bring that it's almost like it's almost like a like a like like a prostitute for me right but you're a little you're gonna bring your house oh let me get a little bit of that ass [ __ ] that's your a cabinet full of doritos and funyuns and oreo i'm just not cause i'm gonna eat them all yeah that's the logic it's because this [ __ ] is delicious so i don't want it in my house because wait a minute wait a minute [ __ ] you ain't healthy you just snack poor see and you keep yourself snack poor so that you don't eat the [ __ ] but see you can you don't have to bro yeah if you was locked in a [ __ ] jail cell with oreos you eat your way out that [ __ ] that'll make you healthier than us you just don't got the [ __ ] see oh man i got i got three ept cards i can do whatever you just starving your soul you starving your soul yo yo oreo just said you starving that [ __ ] and you you have to show for it lobster got the ultimate face [ __ ] this this the stomach this is the stomach showing the stomach again reggie what you got that damn yeah and look i put my chin down too [ __ ] this is the body you would be [ __ ] tonight i don't give a good goddamn we're not gentlemen but you know what i'm trying to say [ __ ] okay i didn't mean it shout out to you lance that's like you super disciplined that's what i say yeah like all you all you got this this is all you got to do like it's easy but you cut [ __ ] out in stages you say what can i live without and try to cut that and then once you cut that out try to cut something else out if you're one of them real greedy [ __ ] people like you know what i'm gonna stop at thirds [Music] oh small sips i should just be saying okay okay i'm good at third let me try to see if i can stop that second okay you know this hot [ __ ] broke it down to me one time changed my life about 11 years ago 10 years ago [ __ ] when this one i stopped drinking soda and juice [ __ ] say look when you thirsty when you thirsty you you usually just guzzle yeah you drink it so fast it don't even matter what you thirsty now when you got a plate full of food right you got all of these flavors on the plate you don't need more flavor in the cup you got a plate full of flavor as a who [ __ ] who told you this dumb [ __ ] i beat my god damn man right no ain't ain't listening [ __ ] yes because this is a different flavor [ __ ] i ain't drinking gravy yes i need more flavor full of flavor you could drink some more man get on with that buddha [ __ ] don't listen just say just say hey man you got to be disciplined to lose weight because that's what it comes down to all come down to everybody wake up to their own alarm clock when you ready to lose weight you ready to make some life changes that's when it's gonna happen it don't matter who the [ __ ] tell you what diet what regimen will work out none of that [ __ ] matter because [ __ ] can give you all the keys to all the doors that you need to walk through but until you're ready to walk through the [ __ ] them kids just gonna collect dust on the table or too big to walk uh-huh on that one because because it now for me i remember the first time i realized it i had posted like my first stand up on youtube like in this was like 2010 2011 and i was watching the video and i was like what is fact [ __ ] telling all my jokes [ __ ] a hat no so i had to cut that and even like like like the pictures that was all from last year like i had shot i had shot a movie and i seen myself in the movie that's why i was in mexico eating doritos oh i remember that movie yeah you used to come up to them yes i see myself in the movie and i was like nah that's not i'm not supposed to look like that yeah wow from that movie since then i lost 20 something pounds and got some braces that [ __ ] didn't get braces though i gotta go back wednesday to put the invision like taking these off putting invisalign in all right then well go off then too that's okay you know what they'll get yourself together that's what i'm talking about you won't let nobody let you not get yourself to get yourself together yeah like if you're doing it for you then cool but if you like don't do it you ought to be like i hate those people that be like i'm my man want me to lose now [ __ ] him dan savage has been winning like i'm not yeah because i've been in a relationship like that before like a dude straight broke up with me and was like hey when you lose you know 25 then we can get back together now you know i was like oh all right you know what i mean a [ __ ] i need you to lose like 25 30 and then maybe we can talk and i was like [ __ ] and i ain't even gonna hold you i i lost the weight so i could get them back but then like i had dropped so much weight and other [ __ ] was looking at me i was like oh [ __ ] this is cool like i was starting with the other [ __ ] so it was like hey you know and you know what's wrong about that i don't never i don't let no like we talking about the comedy club i don't let nobody speed up my like i'm doing what i want to do like i ain't gonna yeah like you can't let no [ __ ] tell you lose 30 pounds and we could be together or you can just get the [ __ ] away from me you start to get those kind of thoughts in your head and self-esteem and you hear anybody who ain't rocking with you and hide you it's one thing to try to help improve your people right that's another thing to say you gotta lose weight to be with me or [ __ ] you yeah now it would be that like if i got what to do now to do is like ah that kangaroo palace that's not what i'm into i know i know a lot of [ __ ] that are lifted up so yeah you know i know it's the biggest i did that i lifted it right on up and it won't be a problem like big [Music] every single real [ __ ] know it ain't nothing under that pouch except miraculous [ __ ] there is no subpar [ __ ] under the kangaroo pop the kangaroo pouch only houses the finest of vaginas but see lance you got to understand why because that vagina has been getting bought hella meals the meals the meals created the kangaroo house the meals the premium meals proof chris uh what you get is a cater to cared for well fed okay you know what hey name one thing that's warm and dry i wait dressing whoo i mean depending who made the dressing fam sand i said fan i'm talking about something else [ __ ] ready for [ __ ] to come with answers on this dog that was good that was really good i just don't appreciate that that song got a lot of a lot of chicks out here like you know confused and i feel like that was a misleading message that that song put out there you know what i mean like i get it we know what it stands for like any any any any real woman any woman who takes care of her body and knows you're not supposed to be walking around with whop all the time like if that thing is whack all the time you need a position it's not supposed to be wet all the time who said all the transmission who said all the time though they never said that all the time you're not [ __ ] not all the time oh all right [Music] nah man check this out man listen there's a responsibility that comes with okay and i don't always want to live up to that response sometimes i just want to i want some um serviceable vagina what is serviceable vagina that's very professional very professional that's what it sounds like like you called in for that like like yeah like you ever have a chick who be bragging because she squirt all the time but i don't want to deal with that all the time somebody you're [ __ ] on somebody's sheets all the time that's a lot of washing okay that's right a big ass leather cops like martin when i was done with her the couch was gone okay oh you threw the whole couch out the whole couch it was the couch was for her yeah oh wow you're like people be debating about the whole script they'd be like is it p is it not like i hate this like what is this it's the same [ __ ] spider-man swing on [Laughter] and let's just be honest to hear let's be honest reggie we dealt with it everybody's busy's not phenomenal i don't know what that's got to do with what though but i mean i'm not i'm not saying because everybody feel like right now they'd be singing yeah like they yeah everybody yeah and it's okay and then don't try to say oh it's just it is it just don't get wet like that for you no a few of my positives [ __ ] they talk the same story oh your [ __ ] is c-plus yeah i gotta stop swimming at the community pools that's your problem yeah i gotta stop doing this listen all of these pools are community pools don't let them lie to you and it's okay okay who hurt you my [ __ ] who hurt you yeah i was like [Music] when a [ __ ] find a woman who cool you can get along with it because it's still building with and she and she don't really know none of this products they end up together you'll be an instant like she cool but she [ __ ] my [ __ ] i can't really bring her around that's gonna be weird if i'm holding this [ __ ] hand and i know he like that's weird my [ __ ] she a human though bruh she gotta [ __ ] so what [ __ ] [ __ ] better than him that i exactly that that's an option that did that exactly but you're not gonna show up to the party with him and say this is my wife now you gotta respect him you're my you you might everybody gotta pass let me ask y'all something um love craft country i know yes i'm not gonna say nothing about any of the episodes so don't worry about any spoilers i'm just gonna say man i am glad to see black people in this position doing sci-fi doing thriller doing suspense this is a good look if you have hbo catch up there's only two episodes left so if you want to wait till all 10 come out and then binge watch it dude that [ __ ] good bruh yo yeah it is good i will say this though to here because i'm kind of like i'm lowkey like i'm a punk i don't watch it at night like i can i watch that [ __ ] in the days i i don't [ __ ] with it when the sun down i watch it when the sun is up like okay it's eight o'clock in the morning let's see what they think i i would say this last episode that [ __ ] had me look like a couple last one listen i ain't saying nothing about the episode i ain't gonna give you nothing i don't do spoilers at all all i would say is if you have hbo go ahead and check that thing out you might be able to get hbo for free i don't know if they're doing that that promo everywhere but if you're about to switch to hbo uh um and you are if you're about to switch to att ask him about that free hbo man get that [ __ ] in your life it's amazing it's amazing i watched two episodes of p valley for the first time how was that how you like did you think about that it was it was all right i've heard differently i thought it was good i got to watch this good i liked it i thought it was good is it over because i wanna i wanna i wanna binge it's like it's like eight episodes oh what up cp what's up my boy oh hey what's going on do you have braids yeah my [ __ ] oh i don't know how to take care of them so i ain't been sleeping in the right like do rag but you know what i'm saying you need to buy it i don't have a silker saddle but you know what's crazy though bro i've been doing so many like corporate meetings you know i'm a writer and all of that i got a new show i'm producing this they announcing it like next week so i'm excited about that people will finally know what i'm doing with my spare time but okay i'll be like afraid to get like um not corporate hairstyles because of the business that i do and i just woke up last week like man [ __ ] these [ __ ] it's like my birth right to be having my hair braided and do all kind of [ __ ] i want to do everything i you know it's like bro like you know so that's like big for me because i always keep my [ __ ] kind of like you know fro damn is that what is that what i should wear oh that's all okay that's what you got to get that still legislation where you where where employers cannot discriminate against um ethnic hairstyles yes so you know be be you do that and you know yeah like that i'm gonna keep buying these 14.99 amazon ponytails i'm [ __ ] with this i like this this is my favorite part of the quarantine man listen this one called 14.99 this is the straight one and um no this one called 18.99 and this [ __ ] came with uh scrunchies and bobby pins yeah amazon like my first ponytail came with lashes you know what i mean so they always give you a little something extra so this ponytail came with a scrunchie and some bobby pins i like what amazon doing okay then it's not right is it okay so it ain't coming off it's on here now if i get into a relationship he can't he can't tug on it too much don't get too aggressive okay cuz you're gonna pull it off and that little turtle tail is gonna be waiting for you right up underneath your lips gonna be waiting right up under that knee there for you okay don't pull it out oh [ __ ] that's hilarious man uh this has been a great return to the show man i'm super excited to hand you back bro man i'm glad to be back we love our legs i'm glad to be back man uh marissa what's up ty what's up links [ __ ] cp in the building man fatigued out yeah man a little something a little something you're giving me kingdoms right now what'd you say i said you giving me them kendrick lamar vibes right now [ __ ] don't kill my vibe faces [Laughter] lie to you man it's it's it's a different feeling bro i cannot wait for it and i ain't comfortable i mean that's you know whenever it happens it'll be right on time but i i do miss it man are you are you comfortable to hear yeah i am now because i've done a couple shows now i've done uh a doug kev show i did uh tone bells in crowd show uh sarah milo has a show out here it's on a rooftop uh of a parking lot and they like they they put tables all over the parking lot and they got a stage they got a dj it just it's dope man i think this that's really the move especially out here in l.a because you know we have pretty decent weather year-round so um it it's able to i'm able to work that muscle out so i'm excited about getting back on the stage but i know like like his transit uh who i shoot a word in his heart with and and all my other shows with them and kev have asked to produce my special but i just i want to make sure it's right first and i don't i don't want to rush it so i ain't in a rush like to get it going i want to make sure i get get that rhythm back and get the jokes that i really want the people to see i want to be a representation of of what it's going to be me for the next 20 30 years like it'll be a big deal so i want to make sure it's right when i do it okay i i really meant are you comfortable like like if they was like yo come come to the improv and oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i can i could i could do 45 easy right now not not i just want to get comfortable being out oh you talk about amongst me that's the thing like most of the stuff i've done has been outside or like the in-crowd thing with with uh tony bell it was like just me but it was like i think like 24 screens of people like you could pay extra money i did that too bro yeah that [ __ ] was that [ __ ] was dope that was the dopest experience until doing kev's show and then it was doper uh doing uh sarah miller show and i even did uh matt rife matt wright did an outside show too and that one was pretty nice with the social distance and everything like that so um i've done some pretty good shows outside in the club i don't know how comfortable i would be yet i want to say i'll be straight but i'll be nervous i ain't gonna lie to you like i would be nervous i don't know how this was when i i had to travel when i went to st louis to see my sister um coming back i was freaking out like the night before i caught my flight i was freaking out like yo what if i you know contracted something i'm gonna take it home to the family and that was my biggest freak out like not not if i had caught something for myself but if i caught something that took it back to my family like that that that's my biggest worry right there because i can't stop that like if i don't know yeah so yeah that's my biggest i don't got no family so yeah yeah you straight you straight you just be taking it home to your clothes like that so but that'll be my biggest fear hope my playstation don't got nothing [Laughter] but i want it though i want to go i wanted you back i thought you meant you wanted the virus oh no i want it though no not that not that at all anyway man um we're about 10 minutes out for the end of the show man somebody said cp look like cris cross he got totally crossed out though they killing me bro somebody coming back come back steam [Music] waking [Music] that's not bad that's not bad like he said it on the roast or something i don't know if pat has already said that but [ __ ] that's that is that was good that one was pretty good that's pretty good um 10 minutes out ladies and gentlemen if you have not donated something to somebody you got it you can bless them with a dollar two dollars five dollars 10 20 whatever you got to give uh we got the last 10 minutes to go ahead and bless somebody also the more modest you could bless them all everybody's information is also in the description right now so if any point you want to come back uh you ain't got it on you right 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dejean yeah so she sent the package i actually checked the mail right before the thing came on cause i just got home so she sent the package so i gotta thank you for this i had some skin issues doing the quarantine um and she sent me um this i'm gonna start using it today actually um this is like uh wet yeah this is like a scrub so she said she needs will help it's all naturals black owned um so yeah like like me natural skincare hit up like me natural skin care and things on instagram she was on my live yesterday so if anybody was on my live on instagram yesterday that's who i was talking about design right there um her ad on there i think it's like me skin um so check her out on there i got i got a couple of her products i got the the body scrub the face scrub the beard wash all that type of stuff i got a lot of stuff from uh from like me shout out to her uh yeah yeah so you just had a birthday uh as well man happy belated birthday brother appreciate that just wanted to shoot for your birthday in like six years i didn't do a show on my birthday but it was still a blessing man i hung out my family we kicked it it was all good there it is yeah there it is i'm still accepting news for my birthday too so if y'all want to send news for my birthday oh look i'm accepting those freak man freak man yeah that's you uh what you got for chrissy oh i'm just gonna tell everybody thank you oh check check out my phone no i was talking to lance let's check your phone but go ahead okay i just want to thank everybody for you know having such a good night to hear ty and lance and c.p and reggie tell my boy reggie peace out and what's up and everything because he gone he just left oh he's man yeah he just left bro he didn't say bye or nothing he'd do that somewhere to go yeah because i'm trying to oh i'm trying to get in this bed for real who was tempted before i got to get up in one so um just thank y'all so much i'll try to rip try to risk it here you can't do it but you know if y'all tried call him and let him know about it and get that i'll take you know y'all just keep me in your prayers and if i'm going this school tomorrow with these kids i'm trying to just keep stay safe and be back and hydrate hydrate because i'm going to take the hydration and the elderberry i'm going to take these little bits because i want what was it peas or green beans then was green beans okay i ate i ate i ate broccoli every day but because i had the eggs on my break out they told me eczema the broccoli is not good for eczema oh okay well i don't have eggs i don't have eczema so i'm excited i'm gonna get some broccoli and um but i thank you for everybody thank y'all bye get it pass hey get it get it girl get it it's fun being out here with ty oh my god i love you i miss you so much i love you too i love you so i hope we just get on back so we can get back to doing our thing i know i'm gonna call you girl i'm gonna call you call me call me tell me i'm calling because i just take my little coins and i do something that's a couple of ribs there's a couple of you know i don't want to miss out thank y'all so much all right i appreciate it cp what you got for them man all right everybody man um for looking out for reggie bo i'ma just um you know uh well actually first i want to say to here i'm glad you're back bro you know what i'm saying i'm feeling better man you know that was like it's just it's just crazy man we all it's it's like sensitive times for health so i think we always you know like you hear somebody sit like ryan is sick i reached out to him you know what i'm saying like you know i just you know people people be here today going tomorrow bro and it's a different feel when somebody say they're not feeling good we just be you know people you know so i'm glad to see you doing well man that's really thank um and um you know uh [ __ ] i got a new comedy night coming up in la uh uh we finalizing details but it's gonna be a place where we can social distance and uh you know i'm paying comics good money so i want all you all to be out there and be on it and then um twitch follow me on twitch follow my patreon got specials on there uh who followed me last week on patreon somebody following me ty did you go yeah yeah yeah i've been checking it out yeah what do you think what you think i'll talk about it it's cool i'm trying to look because i'm trying to figure out how to work the patreon thing and get my coins together so i can support other people but i like that you got like your exclusive stuff on there and the specials and stuff so i've been checking it out i like it a lot i'll be i'll be always wondering what other comedians think about my [ __ ] you know what i'm saying so that's why i asked you but [ __ ] with that anyway i got sets on there and then um everything at comedian cp um thank you to uh uh hadiya kimber mia bernard thompson nakia uh a dancer kiara lebaron bro i know you hit me up the other day bro um i need some popcorn it's not even like you know what i'm saying it's to the point where it's like i got specific ones you know what i'm saying jerk cheesy caramel mix uh cheesy covered caramel uh white gold um and uh cinnamon toast crunch i think we're almost done with the cinnamon toast crunch uh anyway snickers we're talk and then uh eric uh simone williams uh shel flakes tiffany sims eric louise um michael joseph joy davidson uh jordan amber gray appreciate y'all man for real like just try to shout everybody that i can out and uh keep supporting to hear zoom in with the homies much love it is uh ty davis what you got for the people all right well first and foremost thank you to you for uh having me on um i got a good little chuckle from the texas he was like ty you know why i'm here and i was just like the answer is yes so uh anytime you reach out to me to do this i appreciate you for it um shout out to the more mods always holding everybody down putting all of the information in there um so you know i'm gonna take care of y'all how i do you know what we got going on um shout out to the yam fam because y'all really [ __ ] with your girl you know what i mean throwing up the emojis when i come through even if i ain't gonna go with homie like y'all make a real [ __ ] feel good in these virtual streets so i appreciate y'all so much and i put on my new ponytail for y'all tonight because i need y'all to see what y'all can be buying you know so this is straight joint um i want to give a a special thank yous to uh jeremiah um i left my spectacles in the house and put this up here uh derek ruiz uh whitney b xavier uh lebaron lebaron listen you've got my whole family going crazy my mama is in love with the barbecue um popcorn she won't have any of us try it like she won't even let us try it she just took the whole bag and walked off and we haven't seen her since um my nephew loves it my brother my sister-in-law uh my kids so thank you so much for the care package i appreciate you um and thank you to kiara chade and glazed one and adrian thank you all uh for the cash app love and um i know i've been slacking on my podcast uh but i'm gonna be uh finishing up this week of school so i'll be uh putting another episode out uh next sunday of the lost and found podcast if you guys want to go check that out the link is in my bio on instagram and um it was a pleasure to take it with my girl carissa lance you make me laugh from deep down in my soul with your videos i love them so much and cp you already know what it is to hear i mean there are no words we don't have enough time for how i could sing your praises uh comedians that are women is that me and my brothers are holding y'all down you know what i mean like and holding y'all down without any contingencies ain't nobody trying to [ __ ] we just want y'all to win and that's the best i mean i can have again uh most of us i can't speak for lance uh but most of us just hold the guy down just because y'all dope it what the [ __ ] y'all do and that's just i want to be able to share my platform with dog people period uh shout out to the more mods holding it down if you want to bless them again that that cash app is dollar sign more mods m-o-d-s d as in dog s uh shout out to uh the rewatch gang and shout out to the more mob as well man i appreciate y'all um shout out to anybody that signed up for my patreon if you sign up for my patreon you get tons of exclusive content you also get a lot of things early right now they are already viewing uh this week's episode of wording is hard uh with angel okay uh that chick angels on on this episode and they're already checking it out because i released that on sun i release that on saturday for them i'm sorry on sundays for them and then the new podcast with farin and i more to the story you guys are going to get that a week early or anywhere from four days to a week early as well uh just so y'all know i i rock with y'all man i'm always trying to do giveaways and i'm working with a new line i got a man um we talked today he has a black own lingerie company uh and sex toy company um and i'm gonna get a discount code for you guys i'm gonna put that in there as well so i'm gonna be hooking up the more mob as well man i appreciate y'all uh uh core shout out to my beautiful guest man i appreciate y'all pulling up uh it was a pleasure working with y'all and i wanna give a thank out to miss lisa kimberly jones uh jeanine grant uh maya love keisha uh brianna h lebaron of course you know it's always love brother uh tanzania roundtree whitney b derek jeremiah and janine johnson thank you guys so much for the donations i appreciate it man um it's always a pleasure to be in front of you guys and just having fun with the homies in and doing a great job uh to the more mods i mean not the mods the more mob 15 subscribers i'm gonna post a question tomorrow i got two gift cards that i'm giving away uh for the fifteen dollar uh level ten dollar gift cards to starbucks and that's courtesy of uh canis when he was on here for the uh keep your distance comedy show he has a great time he just wanted to bless y'all real quick so for my 15 tear i'm gonna be hooking y'all up with these gift cards and i might buy a couple more just to show y'all that i appreciate y'all maybe three more so we give away a total of five depending on how many people are subscribed uh before we get out of here todd davis has something else she wants to say yeah i'm because i don't want people to think that like i'd be forgetting them because sometimes i'll refresh the cash app and then i'll see like other ones um so um thank you to kimber jones maya love um i don't know if i said adrian or not uh i just refreshed and i saw those action ones come in anybody that did send a contribution to me i appreciate it charges in my head and not my heart if i miss you i i appreciate anything whether it's one dollar to a hundred dollars thank you so much i really appreciate that and shout out to my home girl maya love man that's my home girl from gateway hot from high school and she has been [ __ ] with me since i publicly started doing comedy whenever i come to tank uh you when she was in saint louis she would come out to shows now she's in texas whenever i go to texas she come out to the shows man she buy a ticket and come she ain't like yo can you hook me up with a ticket she buys a ticket to come so i want to give her a big big big shout out and she don't she don't just support me as you heard she supported tired of other people tonight man so shout out to her man uh for people really believing in your dreams and supporting a man you guys are priceless to us lance i think you had something else before we close out um yes i had to say thank you to kimber jones too and shout out appreciate you to hear for the birthday love and you know what i mean all of that my brother um appreciate that and yeah that was it all right cool uh wait a minute i had i had kimber jones joanne joseph and amber great thank you guys there it is um uh cp i'm going to hit you man cause um that person who number you sent me i hadn't hit them up yet so i'm just trying to double team them like yo my man gonna hit you tomorrow and then i'm gonna hit him tomorrow and be like yo is there any way you can get down this weekend next week so you already know what i'm talking about uh we're gonna make that happen man everybody thank y'all for watching shout out to the rewatch game y'all watch this man i love y'all too man i appreciate you i know you want to be here but you can't right now but i appreciate you watching everybody else i'll talk to y'all tomorrow another episode of zuma with the homies peace out

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Length: 125min 39sec (7539 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 06 2020